@@ereynolds72 Doctor Who is a British science fiction television programme broadcast by the BBC since 1963. The programme depicts the adventures of a Time Lord called the Doctor, an extraterrestrial being who appears to be human. The Doctor explores the universe in a time-travelling space ship called the TARDIS. The TARDIS exterior appears as a blue British police box, which was a common sight in Britain in 1963 when the series first aired. With various companions, the Doctor combats foes, works to save civilisations and helps people in need. Beginning with William Hartnell, thirteen actors have headlined the series as the Doctor; in 2017 Jodie Whittaker became the first woman to officially play the role on television. The transition from one actor to another is written into the plot of the show with the concept of regeneration into a new incarnation, a plot device in which a Time Lord "transforms" into a new body when the current one is too badly harmed to heal normally. Each actor's portrayal is unique, but all represent stages in the life of the same character, and together, they form a single lifetime with a single narrative. The time-travelling feature of the plot means that different incarnations of the Doctor occasionally meet. The show is a significant part of British popular culture, and elsewhere it has gained a cult following. It has influenced generations of British television professionals, many of whom grew up watching the series. Fans of the series are sometimes referred to as Whovians. The programme is listed in Guinness World Records as the longest-running science fiction television show in the world, as well as the "most successful" science fiction series of all time, based on its overall broadcast ratings, DVD and book sales, and iTunes traffic. The programme originally ran from 1963 to 1989. There was an unsuccessful attempt to revive regular production in 1996 with a backdoor pilot, in the form of a television film titled Doctor Who. The programme was relaunched in 2005, and since then has been produced in-house by BBC Wales in Cardiff. Doctor Who has also spawned numerous spin-offs, including comic books, films, novels, audio dramas, and the television series Torchwood (2006-2011), The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007-2011), K-9 (2009-2010), and Class (2016). It has been the subject of many parodies and references in popular culture.
I feel like "In fiction I should imagine" is the weakest line in the sketch. It's like in American TV shows where they have fake news reporters and they try to make them silly, just takes you out of it a tiny bit
But first a look at tomorrow's front pages. The Mail leads with "Scientists prove link between alien death ray and Cancer". While the Indy goes with "House prices soar as Leyton houses incinerated'. The Express has taken a different angle: "Diana and Dodi alive and well on alien mothership: report"
I am in two minds about it. I love Mitchell and Webb Look and have watched it dozens of times over the years, but I would be worried a continuation/reboot wouldn't live up to the original. It has been 12 years and I'm sure they have changed a lot.
It's difficult to think how ITV would report it as they seem to be at fever pitch over everything. "A 1% increase in the price of Ribena has been announced, we look at how devastating this will be for YOU"
Still better than all other british media, which will simply descend into vile racist shitspewing, and therefore be indistinguishable in their coverage of every other issue.
It's 2019 and the small pockets of human resistance still alive have discovered the robot crabs can only run sideways. We survive by running straight ahead.
They bring their own pets and perishable vegetables and fruits and throw them into the ecosystem with impunity. The Australian tax payers will have to pony up the cash for getting rid of all it before flora and fauna interact with it and create flesh eating plants as well as dodo birds (yepp they brought it back from extinction those aliens) who can sell a house on Bondi Beach faster than any real estate agent. And the dodo does it for half the commission. It just wants food and shelter and the profits are deposited into trust funds for their children. Because it's tough being a resurrected species in today's job market.
@@zapkvr I'll admit I'm not Australian and the house hunting in Bondi Beach reality show is my only frame of reference to what an expensive neighborhood in Australia is. And that show was on like fifteen years ago? I'm sure St. Kilda and Apollo Bay have taken its place.
Well, that would be easy: Clouds of smoke all over the planet, plummeting temperatures and no seasons for the next couple of years. Thank you and good night - for a long, long time.
Gotta say, I'm not usually a fan of dark comedy, but for some reason I love this. I suspect it's because there are some things you can only do if you're British, and this might just be one of them. Stay British, you guys.
This isn't dark comedy, it's satire. Comedy isn't dark just because it alludes to death or killing. It has to be more specific, like jokes about cancer, or topics even more difficult to discuss. Aliens invading isn't an uncomfortable subject. It's literally discussed and joked about all the time.
And then comes the "Event" - please remain indoors :) But i agree i could imagine a longer version of this - 90mins or so. Its a sort of limited space, some external reports and then the slowly escaping staff and the breaking down quality, losing the functioning of greenscreen... and then shutting down the broadcast, but the news anchors not knowing that... it could be a pretty strong drama
Only thing missing is the cringeworthy forced facebook and twitter connectivity of shows today, which the host usually has no idea how to operate or pronounce any aspect of :XX "'Oh and on twatter #invasion is quickly becoming THE trending topic of the day. Rihanna posted..."
"...for any of you who are for some reason more interested in the news than in what some people who don't know THINK about the news..." We're a dying breed.
"Say what you like about the alien killer crabs, but they can certainly organise an invasion. We have a lot to learn from them though we had better be quick" 😂😂😂
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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"Maybe you live on Earth or know someone who does."
I wish I could write a line like that.
The magic in that simple line
It's the fucking apocalypse but Catherine Tate is still on next
The aliens have a thing for redheads.
To be honest if the world was reduced to a bleak, dire realm of pain and suffering, Catherine Tate is exactly what I'd expect to see on the TV.
Its always Catherine Tate
Will the suffering never end?!
ofcourse lol
This is exactly how we would react as a nation.
Somehow the Sun headline would still manage to be disgusting.
"Britain caught with pants down and infected by killer crabs!"
Daily Express: "We'll all be with you soon Diana xxx"
Daily Mail.... Muslim Crabs Impose Sharia Law in Labour Boroughs!
Daily Star: Katie Price Reported to be Dating Alien Crab Soldier!
"Where's doctor who when you need him"
"In fiction I should imagine" -classic
@DnB and Psy Production a popular fictional character from the popular fictional show by the same name.
@@JackPorter I feel you missed the joke
@@ereynolds72 Doctor Who is a British science fiction television programme broadcast by the BBC since 1963. The programme depicts the adventures of a Time Lord called the Doctor, an extraterrestrial being who appears to be human. The Doctor explores the universe in a time-travelling space ship called the TARDIS. The TARDIS exterior appears as a blue British police box, which was a common sight in Britain in 1963 when the series first aired. With various companions, the Doctor combats foes, works to save civilisations and helps people in need.
Beginning with William Hartnell, thirteen actors have headlined the series as the Doctor; in 2017 Jodie Whittaker became the first woman to officially play the role on television. The transition from one actor to another is written into the plot of the show with the concept of regeneration into a new incarnation, a plot device in which a Time Lord "transforms" into a new body when the current one is too badly harmed to heal normally. Each actor's portrayal is unique, but all represent stages in the life of the same character, and together, they form a single lifetime with a single narrative. The time-travelling feature of the plot means that different incarnations of the Doctor occasionally meet.
The show is a significant part of British popular culture, and elsewhere it has gained a cult following. It has influenced generations of British television professionals, many of whom grew up watching the series. Fans of the series are sometimes referred to as Whovians. The programme is listed in Guinness World Records as the longest-running science fiction television show in the world, as well as the "most successful" science fiction series of all time, based on its overall broadcast ratings, DVD and book sales, and iTunes traffic.
The programme originally ran from 1963 to 1989. There was an unsuccessful attempt to revive regular production in 1996 with a backdoor pilot, in the form of a television film titled Doctor Who. The programme was relaunched in 2005, and since then has been produced in-house by BBC Wales in Cardiff. Doctor Who has also spawned numerous spin-offs, including comic books, films, novels, audio dramas, and the television series Torchwood (2006-2011), The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007-2011), K-9 (2009-2010), and Class (2016). It has been the subject of many parodies and references in popular culture.
@DnB and Psy Production Peter Cushing in the movies 🎥
I feel like "In fiction I should imagine" is the weakest line in the sketch. It's like in American TV shows where they have fake news reporters and they try to make them silly, just takes you out of it a tiny bit
You have to admire the newsreaders for maintaining their composure and staying professional.
You, morningstar, we need to have a chat.....
I feel like it’s what I’d want to do in an utterly hopeless situation. Accept the end and go out snarking to the bitter end.
It's fake, there was no alien invasion it's a sketch. You can trust me, I went to London last year...
@@DoesThisWork888 That's because of the tireless work of the Tory government to ensure that the aliens stay confined to Calais.
@@DoesThisWork888 not sure about that one
If you're gonna go down in fire, go down mocking your opponents.
It's the British way!
Nice picture Max.
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Providing she doesn't attempt to shoot someone she hates.
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But first a look at tomorrow's front pages. The Mail leads with "Scientists prove link between alien death ray and Cancer". While the Indy goes with "House prices soar as Leyton houses incinerated'. The Express has taken a different angle: "Diana and Dodi alive and well on alien mothership: report"
And the Guardian headline, "London Police Brutally attack undocumented Crab immigrants"
and the Sport go with, "Phwoaar! Look at the pincers on her!"
...and click on what? AND CLICK ON WHAT!?
ON THE LASER ABOUT TO ENGULF ME SEND HELRBWOENFMSA;RWDFRG
im the 600th like. youre welcome.
I’m the 628th like.
I’m sure you don’t care...
WE'RE APPROACHING 666 likes
i got here when it was already 667, so i don't feel bad now :P
mitchell and webb were gold. I really wish they'd make another series of sketches.
I am in two minds about it. I love Mitchell and Webb Look and have watched it dozens of times over the years, but I would be worried a continuation/reboot wouldn't live up to the original. It has been 12 years and I'm sure they have changed a lot.
Can’t do it now - real comedy is no longer accepted in the mainstream
@@intraum what?
@TpolTime dude stfu, go find a comedian you like, and listen to their jokes. Nobody cares.
@@LizzieShmizzie wow you sound lovely lol
This needs to be an intro cutscene in XCOM 2 - Modders, get on it!
Yeah actually the Advent wins cutscene for Xcom2 is kinda crappy so this would be a massive improvement. I second the get on it modders motion!
@@MrCompassionate01 how the fuck did I find you here.
@@thatderp3247 Because we both spend way too much time on youtube.
@@MrCompassionate01 very true
THEORY: This is "The Event"
Brilliant!
Ans remember, remain indoors
DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE EVENT
Stellar comment
Bit late but i full on thought the event was a continuation on this for so long
‘Twas ever thus’ is the most British assertion I have ever heard
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
I REFUSE to work in their sugar caves!
With chess, tea, crumpets and good ol' British TV.
Lumeth isn't that a Simpsons reference?
Simpsons
ruclips.net/video/8lcUHQYhPTE/видео.html&ab_channel=OrRent
@@A-small-amount-of-peas Principal Skinner
And the best bit is that this is exactly how an alien invasion would be reported in the UK, by the BBC at least!
It's difficult to think how ITV would report it as they seem to be at fever pitch over everything. "A 1% increase in the price of Ribena has been announced, we look at how devastating this will be for YOU"
Still better than all other british media, which will simply descend into vile racist shitspewing, and therefore be indistinguishable in their coverage of every other issue.
"We are running out of time, both on the program and just generally." LOL.
say what you like about the killer crabs, but by god they can organize an invasion..
hilarious!
Though we better be quick.
Leave it to the Brits to be polite even about invading extraterrestrials
Remember, when aliens DO attack it's vitally important to add your name to any petitions that crop up on your Facebook timeline.
It's 2019 and the small pockets of human resistance still alive have discovered the robot crabs can only run sideways. We survive by running straight ahead.
Aha, so the Prometheus school of running away from things *is* an effective strategy ... as long as the enemy is robot crabs. Cool :)
Don't forget they can at least be slowed by butter sauce
Are you sure that's wise, sir?
I'm slightly concerned that the Mitchell and Webb doomsday sketches are cropping up in my recommendeds
we conquered earth, for Vectron.
DO NOT THINK OF THE EVENT!
Thank you and stay indoors.
Super unrealistic. The submissions are too literate!
True. The replies are more Radio 4 level. And as those sorts of Radio 4 listeners never watch the television....
"We have a lot to learn from them, though we'd better be quick."
"Twas ever thus..."
Well, no one is stopping to appreciate the beauty of word play in "In fiction, I imagine", as it seems
yeah only you noticed this sketch is really well-written
*Australia:* But how does this affect the tax payers?
America: you can't spell pandemic without Dem panic Never let a good crisis go to waste.
They bring their own pets and perishable vegetables and fruits and throw them into the ecosystem with impunity. The Australian tax payers will have to pony up the cash for getting rid of all it before flora and fauna interact with it and create flesh eating plants as well as dodo birds (yepp they brought it back from extinction those aliens) who can sell a house on Bondi Beach faster than any real estate agent. And the dodo does it for half the commission. It just wants food and shelter and the profits are deposited into trust funds for their children. Because it's tough being a resurrected species in today's job market.
@@ZombieDragQueen I think you mean St Kilda beach. Or perhaps Apollo Bay for the view
@@zapkvr I'll admit I'm not Australian and the house hunting in Bondi Beach reality show is my only frame of reference to what an expensive neighborhood in Australia is. And that show was on like fifteen years ago? I'm sure St. Kilda and Apollo Bay have taken its place.
@@hankkingsley2976 No, while you're fretting about an alien invasion, the Americans are figuring out how to reverse engineer the technology.
Metallic crab-like creatures?
Ah yes, "Reapers".
We have dismissed that claim...
Stacy from York asks "Where is Commander Shepard when you need him?"
Off planet by now, I'd assume.
Macra
I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite comment on RUclips.
the british government says "the reapers don't exist we can't believe the delusions of one man with no proof"
I can't but admire their self-control in the face of imminent vaporisation
That "Next: The Catherine Tate Show" strip is unintentionally hilarious.
I hope aliens don't kill me before I finish writing this comm
Nah, I'm sure they won't even be able t
holly shit I have managed to survive for 6 months and find a shelter and built a computer to write this comm
Hey at least you didn't say Candlejack. That would have been really s
You guys are stupid, there's no such thing as al
That's utterly ridic
It's a shame the broadcast ended so abruptly. I wanted to see the weather forecast 👽
Me too. I mean, we know there's an alien invasion, why do they have to make such a song and dance over it?
Haha
Well, that would be easy: Clouds of smoke all over the planet, plummeting temperatures and no seasons for the next couple of years. Thank you and good night - for a long, long time.
Red sky at night...London's burning!
Scattered showers...
...of molten metal
Gotta say, I'm not usually a fan of dark comedy, but for some reason I love this. I suspect it's because there are some things you can only do if you're British, and this might just be one of them. Stay British, you guys.
oh no, they're transforming into canadians! must not have heard you tell them to stay british
This isn't dark comedy, it's satire. Comedy isn't dark just because it alludes to death or killing. It has to be more specific, like jokes about cancer, or topics even more difficult to discuss. Aliens invading isn't an uncomfortable subject. It's literally discussed and joked about all the time.
It isn't dark shut it
They're dead, sorry.
@@DrMcMoist Ah, thanks for letting me know.
Imagine if they made this skit into a 2 hour movie.
Lmao, did you just watch 'Don't Look Up' ?
@@cow_tools_ >_>
You might like life of Mars if that's something you may like, has day davito in it
again?
It would ruin it
Over a decade later Netflix made "Don't look Up". An entire movie based on this premise.
And then comes the "Event" - please remain indoors :)
But i agree i could imagine a longer version of this - 90mins or so. Its a sort of limited space, some external reports and then the slowly escaping staff and the breaking down quality, losing the functioning of greenscreen... and then shutting down the broadcast, but the news anchors not knowing that...
it could be a pretty strong drama
And finally we're sorry to announce that the Great British Bakeoff has been delayed until 19:05.
Delayed until never
We all clicked on 19:05 and the video started again. It's a never-ending loop.
It's also amazing that even after the end of the world, there's still The Catherine Tate Show coming next.
@@Domihork She picked up a few tricks from The Doctor.
Actually, the metallic crab aliens have arranged a Great British Bakeoff a little earlier.
...And that's Numberwang!
Das ist numberwang
That is wordwang!
Love this, I hope if we do get invaded or overrun by zombies that the BBC reports exactly as in this sketch.
Given the BBC's output over the past 10 years, I'd say the zombies have attacked and now run the joint.
Love all the background explosions while they carry on 😆 🤣 😂
And next, a treaty is signed, and rescue workers aid the survivors professionally and without the need to depart from procedure.
They didn’t even flinch! Now that’s what I call a professional!
"We're just getting reports of an alien invasion"
*continues to read questions about it on printed paper*
At first I thought the joke would be that the newscaster on the left was just making it up, and wasn't actually wearing an earpiece.
"Without actually no confirmed news, would u recommend that we all start to panick and crack each others heads?"
"Yes i would Kent!"
1:40 No Doctor Who, but Donna Noble should arrive shortly.
We have a lot to learn from them but we better learn quick.
This is honestly the best attitude to have during war with superior enemy.
This should be broadcasted in Belgium, people would love it to bits over here.
god i love that twas ever thus line!! i have seen that so many times in actual comment sections
And that newscaster went on to host "The Quiz Broadcast (Remain Indoors)"
RUclips always manages to time these recommendations so eerily well
unrealistic. when have you ever seen two male newsreaders together outside of sports?
covid crew checking in
“Maybe you live on earth or know someone who does…”😂😂😂😂
Does this remind anyone else of what happened to ISN on Babylon 5? :L
God I love Brit humor! That's friggin hilarious.
Thanks for sharing
Live Citadel coverage of the Reaper invasion
This is perfect in conjunction with the conspiracy theory skit for aliens.
This one? ruclips.net/video/59zLZ6PpeSA/видео.html Ah, yes. I see what you mean.
The Reapers are coming XD
Sounds more like the Macra
@@mrdoctorgilmore or 10000 baron greenbacks
The British character: a love of keeping calm 😜
Only thing missing is the cringeworthy forced facebook and twitter connectivity of shows today, which the host usually has no idea how to operate or pronounce any aspect of :XX
"'Oh and on twatter #invasion is quickly becoming THE trending topic of the day. Rihanna posted..."
This sketch was done in around 2007
One of their best
I thought he was going to read out the football scores after he said and more importantley
Hey, the /watchusfry site is down!
"...for any of you who are for some reason more interested in the news than in what some people who don't know THINK about the news..." We're a dying breed.
HENNIMOOOOOORE!
+Joe Schmo I'll never know how he failed to send out the "Not hostile, encounter us!" space message and instead sent the "Hostile, eliminate us!" one
Probably some awkward misunderstanding involving a birthday party and an Israeli ambassador.
He had ONE job. Shame.
What is this a reference to?
"Say what you like about the alien killer crabs, but they can certainly organise an invasion. We have a lot to learn from them though we had better be quick" 😂😂😂
i think its great that they just do the completely normal reaction while everythings going up around them
Metallic crab like creatures? I think this inspired Mass Effect.
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
A man who looks remarkably like Sir Derek Jacobi: "Good evening. I don't have to introduce myself, do I....?"
2022 anyone? Am I only one, who find this scetch aged very well?
Being professional till the every end. ❤️
British people trained to keep calm and carry on. You love to see it.
I am expecting this to happen next week with the way things have been this month.
Love this one
Lol at Webb, he still struggled to say molecular evaporation @ 0:37
Damn, this must be David near his peak weight
Uploaded 13 years ago, and it’s still relevant today.
LMAO
"London has fallen to the aliens". This saying is so true now
But in this particular sketch, the Doctor is a character in a TV show, so they DID get it right
Vectron's testicles!
Vectron has forsaken us! He has left RUclips.
The BBC -- giving us anchors with a capital "W"
I see what you did there. In America, we have Waffle House. And the W is silent.
It's good to know that the news reader survived and hosted a game show in the rubble.
I love this!!
April 2020 looks exciting.
Such professionalism.
great, that invasion was so fast, i probably would have slept through the end of humanity.
Love love Mitch and Webb!
is this the event
No, that was Brexit.
Don't ask me... ask THEM.
Do not talk about 'THE EVENT'!
DON'T RELY ON THE DOCTOR!
U underestimate The Doctor, u rusty Pepperpot!
Lol these guys are so good. Ty I really need to laugh it's cathartic. Laughter it heals you somehow
That's professional newscasting right there.
If this was broadcasted in America the whole country would be in a panic.
Orson Well's radio broadcast of War Of The Worlds.
@Ginger Cat ACK ACK ACK ACK
Don't run. We are your friends.
Love that movie. Wish they made a game of it now. Choose to be either Martian or Human.
I actually feel something.
now this is what I call a professional news broadcast.
How very appropriate.
Oh so this already happened in 2008. That explains everything.
Yes that's how Trump became president
0:34 "Maybe you live on Earth or know someone who does. What is your perspective?"
Jeremy Vine would only be upset because they aren't coming to London on bicycles.
Scrolled down for "Ah yes, Reapers"
Wasn't dissapointed
Sophie? Gerrard?They're just reusing names from Peep Show!