They turned dishwashing into a horror game...
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2024
- Dishwashing Simulator is a simulator game like no other, I thought it was just another simulation game that makes you do tasks that you hate doing in real life, and whilst there is that, there's so much more...
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Matt: "I need to move my sink."
Also Matt: *never moves sink*
Matt, if you ever play this game again, try holding ALT. It lets you move your mouse (to scrub dishes) without rotating the camera. Saves so much motionsickness.
Matt, you will soon be receiving a package. It is not for you. Upon receiving it immediately toss it into the basement. It definitely *does not* contain a set of lockpicks, a flashlight, and some bear spray. It is *not* to help your editors escape and attain freedom. It's just a package ... with one of those cans of peanuts that actually has a spring snake in it. It will get your editors good, so make sure to give it to them, unopened.
Wow you’re so funny
Bruh is that suppose to be funny
@@SolstIIIce how old were you when you lost your sense of humor?
@danidh needless hostility
@@tarrantwolf probably old enough to realize this isn’t humor
1:16 missed your chance to read idiots as architects, your editor got you😂
I like how Matt runs into Josh from "Let's Game it Out" within the first minute of the game, by building the computer on the edge of the sink. Perfection.
I like how Matt had trouble with the lighting in the game but the video looks fine. First rule of dark-world games is to turn your monitor's brightness up. Adjust that HDR setting so you can see the grey dot all the time.
I'm pretty sure he's just an idiot. People like him must be who they use for focus testing the lighting in games, because it's almost never actually dark in the darkness.
"skeuomorph" - when something new takes on the appearance of what it replaced. That's what the "floppy disk" has become. As a child of the eighties I remember these things vividly. I still have some in random places in my home office, actually.
You mean save icons?
Your parents coworker coming over with a few floppy storage boxes full of bootlegged Commodore 64 games was Steam in the 80's.
Similar wish how we still say footage for filmed thing when it’s all been completely digital for decades. There is no actual film tape measured by the foot.
i remember floppy disks and used them right up until cds and then usbs became popular.
When you realized it was "4.1... points" Haha!!! I literally had to pause it because I was laughing so hard! Brillant
It's so confusing that it's to 3 decimal places
My high school actually gambled and lost on floppy disks, thinking that USBs would fade away. We were using floppy disk until 2011.
To be fair, USB sticks have faded away too. Portable storage media pales in comparison to THE CLOUD.
About the size of that Floppy Disk, if that was one of the 8" floppies that were actually still in use by the US Government about 5 years ago, that would be the right size compared to a decent monitor.
yeah was about to comment that the original floppy disks where called that for a reason, they where actually floppy, as in outside was made of paper and they would flop
@@EsMenca The outside was a thin, flexible plastic. I don't think it was the same kind of plastic, but it was on par with plastic milk jugs.
@@evilbob840 depends on the country, we had the cardboard ones
@@EsMenca I didn't even know that, cool. They were pretty fragile with the plastic cover, I imagine they were worse with cardboard.
Back in the day monitors were tiny. So the size of the floppy compared to the monitor made sense
The devs of the real world (I heard the dev studio is called G.O.D. or smth) should indeed add some "dings" for the fullfilling of boring tasks such as cleaning dishes.
Really mixed messages on the size of the dev team though, seems like it's quite small though, so, wouldn't get your hopes up
@@Xinderkan I heard they even abandonned the project ahaha
THE TERROR OF FORGETTING TO WASH THE DISHES SO NOW YOU CAN’T EAT WITHOUT GETTING DIRTY CLOTHES!
*terrified screeching*
Every day I'm genuinely amazed RCE doesn't have any videos on RImWorld
12:26 the original actually "floppy" discs were pretty big
i just wanted to comment this x3
@edit, there were also different formats. so even "later" there were bigger versions with "high capacity" but for consumers it was usual the more commonly known ones.
Technically they are both floppy discs. The 3.5in type is just encased in a harder plastic. There are actual round, floppy disks inside of them.
Yes the first gen was bigger in size but slightly slimmer with a hole in the middle like a wrapped CD 💾
ibm shugart floppy was massive
5 1/4 in. I believe.
Your storytime reminded me of my own conversation. I knew this one kid that, when he saw a floppy disk among some old computer stuff we were clearing out, he was amused that someone had used a 3D printer to print a save button.
Doing the dishes while watching this so I get the full immersive experience.
I wonder if RCE would ever consider playing Subnautica on the channel. It'd be fun to see his thought processes when building a base and what he'd call his vehicles. They *would* be hi-vis orange and yellow, though. Gotta be safe out there.
RCE has actually played subnautica..only 2 episodes though
RCE actually played a bit of Subnautica Below Zero, but sadly quit before he got to the fun stuff. But if you’re looking for some good Subnautica playthroughs you should check out Butchx3’s playthrough. Butch has severe thalassophobia so his playthrough is filled with delicious terror.
Play subnautica again RCE!
@@zachfriesen1459 yess i want that series to continue so bad.
I really hope Lets Game It Out will play this. Josh would have so much fun with the turds 😂
2:57 Why was my first idea is that, if I would ever be there and see him walk with Paddy, I would just run up and be like: Paddy! Oh and his owner, eeehhh... Anyway! Paddy! XD
Matt-finding speedrun
I saw a man with a Labrador wearing the ding hat. He also looked like the pfp in a way
I'm a dishwasher at a hospital cafeteria. It's like you're speaking to me.
I agree Matt... Dishwashing is a horror for me too 😅🤣🤣
In my school they have a floppy Disk, that IS even larger then the one in Game and Stores 250 bytes
Yeah, the original 8" floppies
This was more like the old INFRA Times… i like it👍🏻
Got one of those never forget tshirt s with a Floppy Disk, video and sound caset holding hands. I love that one.
As someone who has washed dishes, I can assure you the toilet at the end is accurate
My first job, I was a busser at a new Mexican restaurant in town, could only afford to let me work 2 days a week but payed better than when I worked 5 days a week at a different restaurant where I would do 3 different positions for them based on what they needed more. I would bus the dishes, clean the tables (even though at that restaurant it was always the waiter/waitress not the busser who wiped them down BEFORE I started), dishwashing along with grabbing some of the old dishes being taken off the line so the cooks only had to be in half the kitchen. Final position I filled was Expo, or making the plates look pretty before they went out the door by adding any optional sauces, lettuce, tomatoes, and even making sure the chefs cooked the right order. Every 2 weeks I'd bring home about 100 bucks after tax. Didn't stay there long, now I bring anywhere from 300 to 1400 a week (I paint roads and in the winter there's not much you can paint due to the temperature and type of mix we use)
I dishwashed at the busiest Red Robin in the country, it's in a mall, during Christmas season. It was literally the worst job I've ever had, working for the worst people I've ever worked aside. I'd rather eat lead than stoop to that level again
Need more of this. Clean dishes with poops.
Editor doing a sneaky one with the book there.
11:54 I had an 8-inch floppy disk pinned to a board at work for years, used it to befuddle the new guys.
Then we moved shop and it got lost in some box. 😢
That toilet reminds me of music festivals. More of this plz :)
“We now have a lemon in our crate.”
That sounds so sad that all he’s got for comfort is a crate😂😭
Currently watching this while procrastinating on washing the dishes irl lmao
alternate title: "they turned dishwashing into a game"...
Bro did he change title after seeing your comment??
Day 69 + 2 of notifying people that the Discord server's Suggestions forum is a better place to suggest new games to Matt. (Just don't ping him!)
Also, day 3 of including "69" in my comment until someone acknowledges it or I get at least 69 likes.
Nice you added +2 instead of 71 night
So.. what happens when you do ping him?
But all commentw help grow the channel right.
@@A.P122 You get banned
PART 2 PLS
That was one of the funniest RCE video's I've ever seen, the poos got me and I burst out laughing.
29.99$ ❌
20,000$✔️
Well the editor turned it back into a normal game, nice horror music
#1 rule of life don't ring bells in spooky church like buildings. Never a good idea
south wales? i hope your near the valleys, id love to meet the real civil engineer in person!
little does matt know the originals were 8 inches
Bro you're literally the "Matt of all Trades" ngl😂
Some floppy discs were almost thexsize of a vinyl record
In Canada we refer to it as "Hydro-ceramic Engineering". So to me this was your first Engineering gig.
"Lets go left" proceeds to go right instead
This is how I imagine dishwashing machines work when you close the door
Truly a game for the ages
I remember there being a huge floppy disk as well, in comparison to the 3½(?) one. Not sure it was as big as that but there weren't flat screens to compare.
Before the 3.5 there was the 5.25", which was actually floppy.
@@wlwlvr I looked it up and there was a 8 inch one. I definitely remember those 5.25" ones.
Yep
I'd love you play some old games like Mob Rule Classic or The Nations 2. They're great games!
I used to work with a dude who thought the save icon depicted a TV. "Now, just go up and click on the little TV there..."
LOL! No idea what I've just watched, buy it was hilarious 😂
Hello there, fellow engineer.
This kind of reminds me of Infra in a weird way. I'm really curious to see where it goes though. Hope to see some more videos in the future.
3:17 just tease it with a sponge, tease it tease it tease it tease it tease it
Did the editor turn up the brightness in the "dark" area to make Matt look like an idiot?
would you expect anything less from them??
Legit didn’t touch the brightness. Bloke is just blind
Laundry Simulator would also be a horror game.
Dishwashing in real life WOULD be better if there was a ding, but the video game's real advantage is the lack of smell, I feel.
Dishwashing is horror without a game
Dish washing is already a horror game to me because my phone is next to it so now i have no phone its quite ironic my laptop melted so my phone decided to do the opposite of fire and its water
"Floppy disks were not that big" now I feel old.
Ding can also be used as the german word for the strongest shape, it literally translates to "thing" tho
I thought you were wildly off with the gears being a floppy disc bit but the actual floppy disc in the game was so huge that you could've easily been right
Horror game? This is the most real-to-life simulator I've ever seen. 😁
Am I the only one who was hoping Matt would try to jump down the hole, just to see if it was possible? I feel like that’s the first thing Let’s Game it Out would have done, or possibly second after seeing what happens if you toss dirty dishes into the pit.
I am 18 but have a huge collection of floppy discs ranging in colours. Collected them all from my father and his friends
You cannot open all the draws of a filing cabinet at once!
Oh yes! Hes back again
Clink a fork against a glass after every dish you wash IRL, now you have your ding.
I want to see more of this lolol
I would love to see Matt play _Irong Lung_ !
Now I want to see RCE playing a horror game :)
I'll write my 3. out of 5 German highschool exams tomorrow, it's 0:24 am, I need to get up at 6:20 am and I feel like I've got no bloody idea what I'll have to write ;-;
Editor simulator sounds like a fun game, when are they releasing that?
You could put the sink under the drop tube for the dishes?
please make it a series
Matt doesn't remember THE BIG FLOPPY DISKS?
You like in south wales too
1:17 cheeky editor.
If some engineer could invent a pair of glasses that made a happy sound each you finished washing a dish, he’d be the richest man in the world in no time and a hero to every exhausted wife who’s kids are too young to help her with them, because husbands would finally be gearing up to help with the dishes! 😂😂
If you like piling up and collecting your own turds may I suggest Long Road Trip : Car Driving
I believe you might have some fun playing Contrast.
0:25 you have to cover man in the box
NO NO,
You can't leave us hanging. You must complete the game. Your poop can be fertilizer and maybe you can fish in the toilet. You must continue haha. You must clean the dishes. You must clean the dishes. You must clean.
12:26 not the 3.5 inch but they did have 5 and 8 inch ones though.
Whoever made the plates and cups is a engineer because it didn’t break after matt threw it on the ground for it to dry
You probably should consider calibrating your monitor to not have issues with dark scenes
What the hell did I just watch? And please make it a series!
I love this man in 3 channel,i subs him in my laptop 2022,but I just realized, it turns out he said fellow

im having dinner right now, when this is done i will have dishes to doo. i hate dirty dishes, is horror all on its own
Ooh I’m invested now!!!
Just stopped by to say dishwashing is already a horror experience
Millennial 😂
They only revealed the true nature of dishwashing
This game gives me major Voices of the Void vibes. At least the graphics and movement.
5 inch floppy disks were a thing. Still in use.
Man's never seen an 8 inch floppy disk
1:28 two minutes After uploading
"Floppy disks were not that big" .
You are just not old enough to have seen the larger ones..
I feel old because when he said floppy disk I pictured an 8in floppy hahaha