Curb Your Enthusiasm - Ted Danson: Asshole

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @midianholic7080
    @midianholic7080 7 лет назад +552

    The pie scene is magnificent.

    • @Aff3ct000
      @Aff3ct000 6 лет назад +10

      Midianholic
      Big fuckin' sissy!

    • @johnny-vu6rl
      @johnny-vu6rl 6 лет назад +3

      Midianholic that's a slur.

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 4 года назад +28

      Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out my face!

    • @trevorskopczynski5791
      @trevorskopczynski5791 4 года назад +1

      @@johnny-vu6rl a good one too!

    • @johnny-vu6rl
      @johnny-vu6rl 4 года назад +2

      @@trevorskopczynski5791 there is no such thing as a good slur. that's an oxymoron.

  • @coonagh1
    @coonagh1 7 лет назад +528

    Ted Danson is brilliant in every scene. I love him in this show!!

    • @GeorgeUK84
      @GeorgeUK84 7 лет назад +13

      He's just playing himself.

    • @coonagh1
      @coonagh1 7 лет назад +12

      GeorgeUK84 an exaggerated version of himself.

    • @gardenlady2041
      @gardenlady2041 7 лет назад +4

      This show and Bored to Death .

    • @jeffk1722
      @jeffk1722 6 лет назад +27

      2:04 I think it's a funny detail that Ted doesn't clap for anonymous, as he's just soaking in the praise - while he's supposed to be clapping along if he "doesn't know who it is."

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 3 года назад

      Everybody is classic in this show

  • @edcal33166
    @edcal33166 3 года назад +185

    Ted looks like he’s having so much fun in this role. I picture him just lighting up when Larry told him, “I want you to play an asshole.”

  • @Jgm-gm9wi
    @Jgm-gm9wi 5 лет назад +573

    Not only does this make Ted Danson sound like an asshole, it makes him look utterly insane, lol. Kudos to Ted for playing such a caricature of himself. Most of us are too self conscious.

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 5 лет назад +9

      It’s easy not to be self-conscious when the writing you a giant check for it. Furthermore it’s called acting!

    • @OP-xi1hv
      @OP-xi1hv 4 года назад +2

      @@MrPernell27 furthermore he is an asshole.

    • @Jgm-gm9wi
      @Jgm-gm9wi 4 года назад +14

      MrPernell27 MrPernell27 I’m aware of that, Stella Adler. But he’s still playing a version of himself and he seems like a good sport.

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 года назад

      @@MrPernell27 thanx, I couldn't be arsed to tell the moron what an actor does 4 a living 👍

    • @ghillepig2
      @ghillepig2 4 года назад +3

      @@MrPernell27 yea but it's all ad-lib, there's specific points they go over but they all just make it up as they go

  • @jonathanrobertson7971
    @jonathanrobertson7971 10 лет назад +75

    Be a friend... be a fucking friend.

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery 4 года назад +125

    The disdain between Danson and Larry in the pie scene is way too funny.

  • @peteparker22
    @peteparker22 5 лет назад +149

    That pie scene is one of the best in curb history

    • @jackspinner4727
      @jackspinner4727 5 месяцев назад

      Taking this fucking peace of pie and get it out of my face

  • @JoeM-tx5pm
    @JoeM-tx5pm Год назад +29

    Everything's heaven with this guy. He tries a piece of gum, "this is heaven". A parking space "oh I'm in heaven". He tastes a chocolate bar "it's heaven"

  • @Hwella555
    @Hwella555 2 года назад +40

    “You’re part of the problem, Senator”
    One subtle nugget. Love it

  • @DScott-pc7rd
    @DScott-pc7rd 5 лет назад +39

    “Rosie best the crap outta ya. Ya big sissy”...
    Lmao

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 7 лет назад +74

    "And the other one is... anonymous"
    ** accordeon music starts**
    Hahahahahahaha

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 5 лет назад +20

    2:55 PUT THE FUCKIN’ PIE DOWN!! 😂 I fuckin’ lost it at that part 😂🤣🤣

    • @dahliafiend
      @dahliafiend Год назад +1

      Reminded me of Joe Pesci somehow.

  • @bradarchibald2571
    @bradarchibald2571 2 года назад +20

    *throws cash at Larry* "Buy some fuckin pants, will ya?" LMAO

  • @krishammond8851
    @krishammond8851 6 лет назад +276

    thought that was hillary clinton

  • @crlguitar1
    @crlguitar1 7 лет назад +81

    Ted Danson is absolutely awesome. He is sooo freakin' funny.
    I STILL watch 'Becker' re-runs....That show was brilliant too.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 6 лет назад +2

      In Becker he's a tormented asshole......In Curb he's just an asshole..........

    • @elftax
      @elftax 6 лет назад

      luuke luketer he’s not an asshole in Curb, he just treats Larry normal and doesn’t take any of Larry’s bs

    • @rosa3768
      @rosa3768 5 лет назад +2

      Im still re watching becker. Its very underrated

    • @ThePulse10
      @ThePulse10 5 лет назад +2

      I love Becker. Still watch it today. One of my favorite TV sitcoms ever.

    • @MacDaddy635
      @MacDaddy635 3 года назад +2

      Becker was such a great show

  • @drexlspivey5828
    @drexlspivey5828 5 лет назад +89

    I'd love to be so rich that I've always got at least 150 in my wallet at any given time

  • @erikbmyname
    @erikbmyname 3 года назад +4

    So many great supporting characters in this show. Ted is definitely one of them.

  • @johnx6020
    @johnx6020 3 года назад +6

    Anytime you see Ted in a scene you know its going to be Awesome!

  • @zero3killamike
    @zero3killamike 6 лет назад +31

    A long running "feud" even in running Seinfeld gags.

    • @emersonpage5384
      @emersonpage5384 11 месяцев назад

      The previous top sitcom vs the next!

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 9 месяцев назад +1

      Oh yeah, you're right. I had to rewind my brain to remember what you meant... The Show About Nothing and George wanting a deal like Ted Danson's.

  • @bloodfeastislandman1580
    @bloodfeastislandman1580 6 лет назад +11

    I love seeing Ted express himself. He is such a sweetheart irl

  • @thebluefus
    @thebluefus 6 лет назад +121

    I think Rosie would take Larry in a real life fight

  • @jasbarsoph
    @jasbarsoph 3 года назад +17

    Ted got a louder applause than Larry 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome 7 лет назад +199

    Who is the guy who starts the toast at 1:40 ? He has such small hands

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 6 лет назад +14

      Kody Jackson the same issue arises when the actor is in Its Always sunny in Philadelphia, he’s a lawyer

    • @mattdoull7820
      @mattdoull7820 6 лет назад +41

      Oh my God! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 6 лет назад +14

      jack kelly... hes the foremost lawyer in bird law...along with his nephew

    • @DIGITAL7Media
      @DIGITAL7Media 6 лет назад +1

      yes! He's a lawyer right?

    • @AsRiHack3x2
      @AsRiHack3x2 5 лет назад

      Oh god, I never even notice. Dee is in Curb. There are quite a few people who has been on both shows.

  • @mencken8
    @mencken8 2 года назад +7

    The scene from 00:15 to 1:20 is almost certainly taken from actual dialogue, and goes some distance toward explaining why some of these people are the way they are.

    • @dahliafiend
      @dahliafiend Год назад

      Comedy is truth. More so than drama.

  • @ohhesabaaadman52
    @ohhesabaaadman52 2 года назад +12

    Forgot the best part where Ted looks at Larry’s date like Larry is being charitable to her 😂😂😂

  • @spatzhawk
    @spatzhawk 7 лет назад +38

    aw the poor little kids they couldn't swim in the bay xD

  • @panjangneem
    @panjangneem 3 года назад +9

    I can’t live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me...

  • @dholmestar
    @dholmestar 7 лет назад +24

    "You know somethin?"

  • @bonek350
    @bonek350 Месяц назад

    These two are just perfect for each other.

  • @bingbashbosh1
    @bingbashbosh1 5 лет назад +22

    He should've blurted out, "It's Ted Dansen!"
    Anonymous my arse

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320
    @aussievapezaussievapez__3320 5 лет назад +21

    LD is an incredible genius. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexespinoza6366
    @alexespinoza6366 5 лет назад +9

    Ted not allowing Larry to play the Cowardly Lion should’ve also been part of this compilation.

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE 5 лет назад +81

    LD was right about Senator Boxer. She was part of the problem, haha!

    • @Drewkam1995
      @Drewkam1995 Год назад +1

      Larry always makes good points

  • @AnonYmous-lk9qy
    @AnonYmous-lk9qy 8 месяцев назад +2

    Just watching how thrilled Larry is to know Lucy Lawless also hates Ted Danson is one of the funniest little things

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 6 лет назад +14

    Holy shit, it’s charlie’s Creepy uncle!

  • @StrikeTeam0316
    @StrikeTeam0316 5 лет назад +16

    And to think, NBC offered Constanza less.

  • @boodrowwillsun4037
    @boodrowwillsun4037 5 лет назад +5

    4:19 Lucy Lawless can call me an ahole ANYTIME.

  • @EvetsZerimar23
    @EvetsZerimar23 7 лет назад +7

    Do not put that pie down!

  • @helenubina6968
    @helenubina6968 6 лет назад +32

    Larry David, Ted Danson and Richard Lewis should be given Best Actor for Playing Nurrotic's. They are great and I can see the same scene over and over and still laugh the belly laugh.

  • @LOLLYPOPPE
    @LOLLYPOPPE 3 года назад +1

    Best comedy tv show ever made

  • @mathisou92
    @mathisou92 5 лет назад +38

    1:47 this guy's hands look outrageously small, don't they ?

    • @louheadman6400
      @louheadman6400 5 лет назад +3

      MP Nobody look.

    • @baracksays9401
      @baracksays9401 3 года назад +1

      I thought the camera was supposed to add 10 pounds to his hands

  • @edmund415
    @edmund415 3 месяца назад

    Ted says, “wow I didn’t expect that” haha.

  • @davidmatthews1710
    @davidmatthews1710 Месяц назад

    Going to go watch Becker. Some of his best work.

  • @hootiesfilms6446
    @hootiesfilms6446 5 лет назад

    All of those scenes right there, absolute gold.

  • @Mo.Fa.
    @Mo.Fa. 4 года назад +17

    Wtf is Ted's problem, Larry clearly is side-sitting in here.

  • @thehorsefromhorsinabout
    @thehorsefromhorsinabout 4 месяца назад

    lol how it starts and ends with the same clip.

  • @ShortFuseFighting
    @ShortFuseFighting 7 месяцев назад

    "yes, she had me down but i could have reversed it!"

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 4 года назад +2

    1:41 Hey! Its Uncle Jack. Jack Kelly. His hands, look... small.

  • @m3talentagency680
    @m3talentagency680 Месяц назад

    I feel for the poor waiter.

  • @charlesbird781
    @charlesbird781 Месяц назад

    You didn’t give me a shirt, you gave me a problem!

  • @theyd2918
    @theyd2918 Год назад

    Me realizing that Ted dansons character was centered around rfk junior make is even better.

  • @logankandel846
    @logankandel846 4 года назад +3

    1:42 Holy shit is that Uncle Jack the Nightman?

  • @CanaAlyce
    @CanaAlyce 7 лет назад +7

    I love that this episode of curb excists because ted did not keep the good place twist a secret.

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 6 лет назад +1

      CanaAlyce shut up meg

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 месяца назад +1

    Not surprised Babs Boxer is a competent actor... they're all puppets.

  • @maxiegrobner9018
    @maxiegrobner9018 6 лет назад +9

    Ted Danson has turned in great work for almost 40 years, not a turkey in the bunch.

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 5 лет назад +8

      Except for the turkey sandwich named after him.

  • @AdamZimmerman-c6i
    @AdamZimmerman-c6i Месяц назад

    PUT THE FUCKIN’ PIE DOWN!! 😂🤣

  • @koolnkalm85
    @koolnkalm85 10 лет назад +24

    Just take the pie to go problem solved and remain the the best of friends with Ted danson

    • @AmirAbuleil92
      @AmirAbuleil92 6 лет назад +1

      You don't seem to know LD very much then
      Edit : Just noticed your comment was 3 years ago ,, sorry for the notification

    • @chrishartford3703
      @chrishartford3703 6 лет назад +1

      Fuck Ted danson

  • @luvzlara
    @luvzlara 3 года назад +2

    Is that Uncle Jack from It's Always Sunny, standing next to Boxer?

    • @BennettAustin7
      @BennettAustin7 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, almost didn’t recognize him without the hands

  • @EatCarbs
    @EatCarbs 3 года назад +1

    That pie did look really good though.

  • @BoomersTech
    @BoomersTech Год назад +1

    who is the woman in the beginning..they say she is from bionic woman or something.??

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 11 месяцев назад

      Ahe is the identical twin of the Woman at the very end.

  • @JackKokah
    @JackKokah 4 года назад +10

    Haha Larry created an amazing rivalry with Ted in this show!

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 3 года назад +2

    YOU KNOW SOMETHIN?

  • @timrussell6143
    @timrussell6143 3 года назад +2

    It’s not anonymous if you go around telling everybody you did it.

  • @MrXaes
    @MrXaes 8 месяцев назад

    That is heaven!

  • @dayshawnalexander5654
    @dayshawnalexander5654 3 года назад +1

    Ted Danson is great in Mr. Mayor

  • @humancargo7285
    @humancargo7285 3 года назад +1

    His hands look kinda big in this

  • @sublime90
    @sublime90 7 лет назад +1

    the pixels are art

  • @maddierosemusic
    @maddierosemusic 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is that really Barbara Boxer?

  • @TornadoOfSouls777
    @TornadoOfSouls777 7 лет назад +3

    Boxer was a disaster

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 3 года назад +1

    The only disappointing thing about this show is never seeing the Ted Danson private jet 🛩

  • @TheOnlyGamingMC
    @TheOnlyGamingMC 3 года назад +1

    If I’m spending that much money I better get faking credit

  • @craigmurdock4740
    @craigmurdock4740 2 года назад +3

    Danson is soooooooooooo good in Curb it's amazing.

  • @nikkibeacth
    @nikkibeacth 4 года назад

    I love Ted Danson

  • @br33zy771
    @br33zy771 7 лет назад +4

    put the fukin pie down!

  • @ticketyboo2456
    @ticketyboo2456 3 года назад +3

    Larry David does such a great job. Despite getting into many a pickle his depiction of his heightened self makes the viewer unsympathetic to his plight lol

  • @timeallofgreatestthe
    @timeallofgreatestthe 2 года назад

    Ted was building tension to separate their friendship to make it easier to date Sheryl

  • @Killingglorie
    @Killingglorie 7 лет назад +17

    That’s disgusting

  • @cahlendavidson2921
    @cahlendavidson2921 6 месяцев назад +1

    Larry David is my f****** spirit animal

  • @KomackinoA
    @KomackinoA 3 года назад +14

    Whoever played the Clinton wannabe Senator was just unbelievable, how she was able to convey her disdain for Larry in a few short words, while exuding that neoliberal smugness and pretention. Masterclass. She makes that scene in my book.

    • @theflytrapdiaries
      @theflytrapdiaries Год назад +3

      That isn’t an actor that is an actual Senator. Senator Barbara Boxer.

    • @elc4967
      @elc4967 Год назад

      How is anything about what she said neoliberal?

    • @whenaubreyhearsthis
      @whenaubreyhearsthis Год назад

      lmao thats literally senator boxer

    • @johnshogskins4443
      @johnshogskins4443 10 месяцев назад

      Smugness and pretentiousness is very liberal.

  • @oddfutureplaylist
    @oddfutureplaylist 2 года назад

    Put the fuckin pie down 😂

  • @Matthias9319
    @Matthias9319 7 лет назад +6

    Put that fucking pie down :P

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 3 года назад

    I’m disturbed that between 3:02 and 3:06, the pie mysteriously went back from the waiter’s hands to the table.

  • @vassa1972
    @vassa1972 3 года назад

    Ted's awesome

  • @AggroQM2
    @AggroQM2 2 года назад

    If it’s anonymous, how come so many people know about it? There you have it.

  • @cbstevp
    @cbstevp 3 года назад +3

    Lucy Lawless said in an interview that they do a lot of improv on the show and her saying Ted Danson was an asshole was her idea and after she said it Larry David liked it and kept it in. Danson had no idea this was said until he saw the episode air and he was very upset about her comment.

    • @IJustFiguredThisOut
      @IJustFiguredThisOut 3 года назад +2

      I guess you don’t know how this show is made. Almost all of it is improv. They basically come up with a story, an outline, of what needs to happen in any given scene, they have a story of the overall episode, but then they just improvise the rest. They start at point A, they know they need to get to Point B, and they just figure out how to get there along the way.

  • @JackCud
    @JackCud 5 лет назад +2

    Faux anonymity!

  • @TomRelic
    @TomRelic 9 месяцев назад

    I don't see them pffer the lady the poe?

  • @michaelburke5907
    @michaelburke5907 4 года назад

    No matter what happens, Larry is put upon.

  • @Gk2003m
    @Gk2003m Год назад

    Not usually into ogling TV women, and have never seen a Lawless program that interests me… but damn, she looks good in that scene. And plays incredibly well in the part of her alter-ego.

  • @tylernewton4092
    @tylernewton4092 6 лет назад

    Faabuluuss!!
    that mucus growl

  • @whyyoutrippindeebo3514
    @whyyoutrippindeebo3514 6 лет назад +11

    What are you wearing.....

  • @netsukhufuaruameketi4805
    @netsukhufuaruameketi4805 7 лет назад +12

    Ted Dansin
    FRANKENSTEIN?

  • @patgogan7324
    @patgogan7324 7 лет назад +1

    Take this fuckin pie and get it out of my face!

  • @Letnothinggotowaste
    @Letnothinggotowaste 3 месяца назад

    Ted was smarter than LD again...

  • @high1719
    @high1719 4 года назад

    that gorgeous Sam Malone gone gray 😓 time is something

  • @dallyh.2960
    @dallyh.2960 5 лет назад +1

    I guess her and Clinton see the same Barber.

  • @glenmalesa8902
    @glenmalesa8902 4 года назад

    I've always thought was Larry was taller than Ted

    • @moracomole8090
      @moracomole8090 4 года назад +2

      Ted is like 6.4
      Dude towered over everyone in Cheers

  • @x0cx102
    @x0cx102 9 месяцев назад

    I still don’t get why she said he’s an asshole in the first clip

  • @carlplz00001
    @carlplz00001 5 лет назад +2

    Ted is not an ass, actually he is one of my favts actors of the all time.

    • @stu7900
      @stu7900 5 лет назад

      Yes, Ted is an ass in Curb your Enthusiasm. It's so great

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 7 лет назад +15

    Sen. Boxer did a great job in this.

    • @damiendemento9852
      @damiendemento9852 7 лет назад +24

      She's almost as bad an actress as she is a politician.

    • @JoeyyDoesLife
      @JoeyyDoesLife 7 лет назад +4

      disgusting boxer

    • @genebigs1749
      @genebigs1749 7 лет назад +1

      She did a good job acting! Still a Libtard, though.

    • @joseftrumpeldor6240
      @joseftrumpeldor6240 6 лет назад +4

      Senator Boxer is one of the reasons that I left California to go live in Free America.