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@@AlmightyPi Not like this. Rurik, the first Kievan ruler, was a Viking warrior, but he spoke old Slavonic and ruled Slavic tribes. Some sources say that he was a Slavic mercenary on Viking's service. But honestly, they are doubted.
Anyone who knows anything at all about the mount and blade games knows that Bannerlord's Sturgia is a mix of the Vaegirs (Slavs) and Nords (Vikings) from Warband. People mostly focus on them being vikings because to be frank medieval vikings are more interesting and familiar to most people than medieval slavs. It's also partially a copout by Tale Worlds to not add another culture, like how they decided to have three flavors of Roman and smashed Rhodoks and Swadians into the same faction to make Vlandia, but as an afterthought it's also a nod to the real life origins of Russia, coming from the mix of slavs and the russ vikings.
@@logan3770 no, you are wrong. read the lore. strugians or vaegirs came from the northern mountain. nords came from the sea. and this is reason why they couldn't defeat each other. because "king of Vaegirs was getting support from the mountain, king of Nords was getting support from the sea". at first, nords got only a small land near Vercheg in Warband from an emperor which I don't remember the name of, but they went further. because they took his words "you land on the north" wrongly. northen invasion will be much later after bannerlord. Mateld told about it in warband how they fought against vaegir. Yes , this game has it own history and deep lore
@@patchiepls9915 It's Kyivan Rus cuz it's named after city Kyiv and the song is *the most likely* written by Polish-Ukrainian author, anyway it's equally popular in both countries (even the lyrics are about Ukraine and cossack), so your opinion has nothing to do with it
Despite names like Varcheg and their faction description and the fact that they're a principality ala the ones from modern day Russia that tried to fight off the Mongols, i did not figure out the Sturgians were actually the precursors to probably the Vaegirs till this video.
Maybe then you'd like my Sturgia Video. I use realistic battle mod and created a new custom troop tree - ruclips.net/video/Fg-fIV_2Lmc/видео.html Holy shit it's so hard to get views on RUclips. I'm sad.
I chose the Sturgians first because I know, while there might be some Nord influence, it’s truly a cheeky breeky Soldier. Also I knew I chose the right one when Svana was the first wife I gotten.
If you like this kind of videos maybe you'd like mine - ruclips.net/video/Fg-fIV_2Lmc/видео.html it's really hard to get views on RUclips. I'm very sad.
i got many of references and i am really happy that i found your youtube channel finally extra searching a comment of mine under one of your reddit posts :D the shitposting quality is omega golden. i approve of it.
As a polack i can say that you getting vodca and pierogi/10 for "hej sokoły" in video and you have K-pass for saing "kurwa" you can be proud now brother. And also ***** ***
- Vovochka, can you show the class where France is on the map? - (points at France) Here. - Very good! What about China? - (points at China) Here it is. - Very good! But what about Sturgia, can you show where Sturgia is? - (puts hand on chest) Sturgia is here.
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Svana is best Sturgian girl. Prove me wrong.
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What mods you use?
These videos have me laughing out loud. You’ve earned a new subscriber.
First woman I ever married in bannerlord
What are the best wives in bannerlord appearance wise other than Svana and for the other kingdoms? Played a lot but dunno who to chose
Bannerlord babes be either 10/10 supermodels or 0/10 potatoes.
You right
@@GuidenYT this is just real life, what are you implying?
Same with russians
Warband as well, although some look like absolute monkeee and the less horrible ones look kinda normal
@@stormysurge9083 bullcrap
"You're pretty good for a Simo/Koifish clone"
Nah, arguably better.
On par
Koifish is just a discount Robbaz xD
@@allarian8726 his voice does my head in
Koifish >>>>>> you, the virgins
Way better
"So I surrounded myself with murderers, vagabonds, and women" LOL
Sseth at it's worse
this includes hardbass and Hej Sokoly, 10/10 - IGN
11/10 IGN
Love hej sokoly even if its polish
That Sseth bit at 3:30 was unexpected lol, great vid, well memed.
We are all descendants of sseth
+Wait, it's all "STALKER"?
-Always has been.
Ynature)
Loads AK
@@НикитаЩемелёв-с2п Vnatute*
As a slav, thank you for the video and memes from our culture. Greetings from Poland!.
a spierdalaj
translation: i love you too
@@poprostudas3947 :(((( paszoł won
their armor looks the coolest
Let's make the Slavic Union, brother!
SLAVA RODU
The Empire might have Rhagea
But the Sturgians have the big woman- Svana
Svana is clearly and decisively superior. By far.
I am about to send this to Rhagaea from the Calradian group chat
Finally someone who knows Sturgia is based on Kievan Rus(Slavs) and not Vikings
well both, kievan rus ascended from vikings partially
@@AlmightyPi Not like this. Rurik, the first Kievan ruler, was a Viking warrior, but he spoke old Slavonic and ruled Slavic tribes. Some sources say that he was a Slavic mercenary on Viking's service. But honestly, they are doubted.
Except that kievan rus is a madeup term
Anyone who knows anything at all about the mount and blade games knows that Bannerlord's Sturgia is a mix of the Vaegirs (Slavs) and Nords (Vikings) from Warband. People mostly focus on them being vikings because to be frank medieval vikings are more interesting and familiar to most people than medieval slavs. It's also partially a copout by Tale Worlds to not add another culture, like how they decided to have three flavors of Roman and smashed Rhodoks and Swadians into the same faction to make Vlandia, but as an afterthought it's also a nod to the real life origins of Russia, coming from the mix of slavs and the russ vikings.
@@logan3770 no, you are wrong. read the lore. strugians or vaegirs came from the northern mountain. nords came from the sea. and this is reason why they couldn't defeat each other. because "king of Vaegirs was getting support from the mountain, king of Nords was getting support from the sea". at first, nords got only a small land near Vercheg in Warband from an emperor which I don't remember the name of, but they went further. because they took his words "you land on the north" wrongly. northen invasion will be much later after bannerlord. Mateld told about it in warband how they fought against vaegir. Yes , this game has it own history and deep lore
loved the mandalore cameo
He seems to have forgotten his medicine again.
hopefully he gets around to freeing his nephew from that maximum security prison.
Gentlemen, if your wife doesn't have 200 skill in Two Handed, divorce her.
it's ok, even if she doesn't, I can train her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But what is she has 200 skill in one-handed and 10 points in riding instead? 🤔
Gentlemen, if your wife has never carried a Northern Decorated Two-Handed Axe, divorce her.
Words to live by
"I hit a Vlandian keep driving" had me dead.
Every Sturgian playthrough is just incomplete without running over the Vlandian horde while smashing their skulls into 2 with a two-handed axe.
Vlandians are cement for roads.
Imagine not running over Vlandians every day... Very cringe ngl.
Mount and Blade II : Blyatlord
Я не понял, ты быканул или да?
With extra Blin
@@Некто_Из_Интернета wtf
Да, он быканул
Mount and Blade: Bajarnik
Hey Hey People
Sseth here
Yes
Today....
i'll be covering
A game that tests the limit of my ADD medication.
Finally, a Sturgian Playthrough with Hej Sokoly
The Sturgian speedrun - Conquer all the map before Hej Sokoly stops playing
what
fun fact hej sokoly is NOT russian thank god
@@patchiepls9915 well, hej sokoly is Polish-Ukrainian, and since Sturgia is originally based on Kyivan Rus it was right
@@guy_sax_epic8723 i dont think so and its kievan rus
@@patchiepls9915 It's Kyivan Rus cuz it's named after city Kyiv and the song is *the most likely* written by Polish-Ukrainian author, anyway it's equally popular in both countries (even the lyrics are about Ukraine and cossack), so your opinion has nothing to do with it
0:50 Damn, Obelix just keeps destroying Imperials in every fuckin dimesion he goes to....
LMAO
Despite names like Varcheg and their faction description and the fact that they're a principality ala the ones from modern day Russia that tried to fight off the Mongols, i did not figure out the Sturgians were actually the precursors to probably the Vaegirs till this video.
Please dont stop making MBB2 videos they r always so fun to watch😂
Maybe then you'd like my Sturgia Video. I use realistic battle mod and created a new custom troop tree - ruclips.net/video/Fg-fIV_2Lmc/видео.html Holy shit it's so hard to get views on RUclips. I'm sad.
The tarkov and stalker combination was a surprise but a welcome one
Стургийский союз социалистических вассалов
Феодальный коммунизм
Хаха
@@darthbennis5796 always has been
I love the totally relatable DD stress increases from missing hits XD
3:10 didn't expect to see Stachu Jones here
“If we hit a vlandian keep driving” my motto in every campaign ever
Bro fr fr fr 🗣️🔥💯
I chose the Sturgians first because I know, while there might be some Nord influence, it’s truly a cheeky breeky Soldier. Also I knew I chose the right one when Svana was the first wife I gotten.
I was waiting on this ever since it was announced, I thought you forgot about it
Nope. I made another video using a lot of my call of duty clips since I wanted to do something different. I'm hoping to finish the factions this year
Bruh your videos are really well made. The halo health sounds and the Runescape hit sounds really got me good
Everyone talks shit about the battanians till I catch em in the woods
the amount of references in this is nuts.
Man i really live your M&B Videos. They are truely the best around!
Less talking, more raiding!
If you like this kind of videos maybe you'd like mine - ruclips.net/video/Fg-fIV_2Lmc/видео.html it's really hard to get views on RUclips. I'm very sad.
i got many of references and i am really happy that i found your youtube channel finally extra searching a comment of mine under one of your reddit posts :D
the shitposting quality is omega golden. i approve of it.
The Rus crossovers are going to explode the internet
As Sseth would say: "You're truly wonderful. Have a good one."
That is defeinitly one of the best YT Sturgia short movies
Was that our favorite guerrilla, witchdoctor warlord Sseth I hear?
5:33 you know someone is dangerous when he's done this kind of things
Svana is indeed nightmare of the Vlandian horde.
We are not behind the snow.
WE ARE THE SNOW.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
0:23 didn't expect Nude Tiger to appears on this channel.
lol me too
Dayum
As a polack i can say that you getting vodca and pierogi/10 for "hej sokoły" in video and you have K-pass for saing "kurwa" you can be proud now brother. And also ***** ***
Sturgia isnt based on Poland, so he shouldnt have chosen them
@@mako5996 but the rus are also slavs
@@borzmir9326 Yes, but there are differences between Russians and Poles
Великолепный видос, все действия правдоподобны. Я как будто просто вышел на улицу погулять.
Nigga what
@@planetside9714 that's literally his street
@@BuddhaGuantanamo I have no idea what you are talking about
@@planetside9714 we say about video, which you're, now watching
@@BuddhaGuantanamo the translation of hic comment days: Great vidos, all actions are plausible. I just went outside for a walk.
Love me some Hej Sokoły! Greetings from Poland
I am from Ukraine, and this is totally awesome collaboration
Kingdom of Poland awards you this saber for your efforts and service to the crown.
My introduction to this channel and can’t wait to see the rest
I hear 'Hej Sokoly' and I fetch my wings.
5:00
this is an old polish song. greetings from Poland haha
What's the name of the song ?
3:19 I'm glad that I heard this preety polish word
Using Ssethtzeentach's lines I see... hmmm...quality!
From his mount and blade video no less
The Adidas logo killed me
This inspired me to do a Sturgia playthrough, bless
Your videos are gold mate, keep them coming
the music at the end (6:54), relax level 100
Оставлю, пожалуй, комментарий на русском, и скажу что это было охренительно)
Согласен )
В точку
Поддерживаю)
impressive levels of cheeki breeki
All these references, I love it, but the second you quoted sseth I fell in love with your work, this is pure art man. Love your stuff
5:17 Hej Hej Heeej sokoły
Your channel quality is dank af, I’ve subbed 🤙🏻
2:40 aren't these sounds from the Metro Series?
Nop.. is Stalker!
I love how you chose the Angy Vietnamese man with gun for the Khuzaits. Haha!
As a Yugoslav i proove this to be tottaly accourate in any way possible
Great edit man good job funniest Mound and Blade Bannerlord video i have ever sawed
0:58 Seems familiar, but from where :^)
3:36 and you even used my boi Sseth as audio.
binging these as soon as i saw the warband content, what a blessing to us all
Dziękujemy za sokoły :3
Such a great comedy shortmovie wtf
Bro this editing is insane.
"Pretty good for a simo/koifish clone" lmao!
0:58 Press F to pay respects to “please don’t call the police” porn guy. If only he had done his homework :(
What's this? A sturgia playthrough that doesn't end in getting run over by horse lords? Have the promised times come?
5:00 wow, a song in my language :)
LOL I heard Vitus in there... that's a first. Great editing, reminds me of Stimpee-like top quality.
strat the chad commented on a svana reference?!?! 🥶
OMG Stratic
Instant like for STALKER
Your editing skills are amazing brother I haven’t laughed this much in a while 😂🥹
Заебись
Четка
Чётко
You had me with the Stalker references
0:23 Lol he's South Vietnam
This channel deserves more sub you are so underrated
holy shit Stalker, Tarkov, and bannerlord all in one video 🔥
Sseth flashbacks strikes
Out of all things I did not expect a Tran Dan reference LMAO
I don’t even play the game ur playing, but I LOVE your content, keep it up!
От иностранцев смотреть как они воспроизводят нашу культуру такой смех что я начинаю верить что мы действительно такие :D
Norse and Slav stands united, and I ain't gonna argue.
+1 for knowing they're slavs not vikings.
They remind me of the Rurikid Dynasty of Kievan Russ, Of Rurik who conquered Slavic tribes and ruled them creating the basis of modern Russia.
They're a bit vikingy still
Getting ptsd from "lost to the zone"
The Vitas part,NOICE
Czy tylko mnie rozjebał fragment z "Hej skokoły?" xDD
A h, so this is the Bogatyr that my fellow Russians been telling me the stories about
I fucking died when I heard the old Runescape sound effects! XD
- Vovochka, can you show the class where France is on the map?
- (points at France) Here.
- Very good! What about China?
- (points at China) Here it is.
- Very good! But what about Sturgia, can you show where Sturgia is?
- (puts hand on chest) Sturgia is here.
That drum stick looking good though
Господи, это шикарно!)
I still like to imagine Jakey all excited to be apart of the army
Hope to see some ikea in here
Oh no
@Toroko12 fam stfu viking ikea and and slav it's cool
Hardbass and hej sokoly? You have a new subscriber!
От сердца и почек, дарю стургийский вам цветочек.
И привет из России.
Love the Runescape and Darkest Dungeon references.
ДРУЖИННИК.
i didn't understand the stalker opening and ending until now but i love this video loll
Українські народні пісні найкращі: гей, гей, гей соколику...
Эм, это вроде польская песня
What gameplay is going on at 5:30 ive never seen that
Очень хорошо, мне понравилось