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@@darthmargus6192 the Rhodoks are the southern Vlandians, they rebeled and established the Kingdom of the Rhodoks while the battanians became brigands and rebels
@@GuidenYT whats the name of that first song with the dancing called? I’ve been trying to find it ever since I watched the video of a khuzait steamroll.
@@redslowbrother5902 Irish *are* Celts. So are the Welsh, Cornish, Scots, and Bretons. Celts used to be a people-group all across Europe too until Rome happened
No need but it makes me happy to explain fact: 2:55 man speaks Turkish. his wife is pranking him while he watches football, she's closing the tv when it's important time in match. Thanks for reading. ❤
This has surpassed the simple description of 'art' this is something far more than just 'art'. This is a goddamn masterpiece blessed by King Graveth himself. Subbed.
I'm playing a Battanian but I am a vassal of Sturgia. I have two companion parties stocked full with Fian Champions and one companion and myself stocked full with Sturgian Heavy Axemen. Got about twenty token cavalry. I won a fight yesterday against Khuzait. My gathered army was nine hundred something strong and the Khuzait army was somewhere between 14-1500. Lots of horse archers. Like a whole lot. Put my back against a cliff, archers slightly elevated behind a sturgian shield wall. The sturgian shield wall does not break. I really thought I was going to lose that one but the shield wall held and the Fians aim was true. It was really cool.
Here we are Born to be kings We're the princes of Calradia! I am Battanian I have inside me blood of Fians (Yeah) I have no rival No Imperial is equal Send me to the future of you all! ---Welcome to Warband
Now we need Gimme The Crown Here I am! I'm the master of Calradia! I am the one the only one! I am the God of Kingdom Come! Gimme the crown! JUST GIMME THE CROWN!
I love joining Battania - if it wasn't for the fact that it takes ages for you to get some influence up to get some property. You have to suggest Law's that weaken the king removing his influence as well. Damn Catalog.
The first time I played Battania right was also the first time I abused smithing. My falx was dealing 250 damage a hit but I refused to swap weapons so I could cut through shields in two or three swings. My athletics was so high I nearly had 200 hp. I managed to slay 111 men in a single battle without much effort, slightly outkilling the next best party
The only reason that we didn't got the full cover of Princes of Calradia is because Lorenzo stuck in Warband because of Guiden and he don't want to take him back
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When you realize Battania is indeed in Warband, it's just... they're the Forest Bandits.
They are Rhodoks
@Gumball Watterson They are
@@darthmargus6192 they're neither geographically nor culturally close. Rhodoks and Swadians are both Vlandian offshoots
@@darthmargus6192 the Rhodoks are the southern Vlandians, they rebeled and established the Kingdom of the Rhodoks while the battanians became brigands and rebels
@@darthmargus6192 may i add that the eastern Swadians have some Battanian blood in them
*Empire army walking through a forest*
Imperial Noble: "Anyone else hear Dropkick Murphys playing??"
When the trees speak battanian
@@GuidenYT THEYRE IN THE TREES
I didn't know their name and I thank you for enlightening me.
Damn, it's been forever since I've come across anyone mentioning DM! 👍
@@GuidenYT Everybody Legionary until the forests start speaking Fian Champion.
BATTANIAAAA FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
This guy...
Batttaniaaaaaa til I die
CHARGEEEEEE
or
LOUSE
No Rhodok is better than Battanian.
Fuck you talking to much guy
I've enjoyed all the "How to Play" videos but the absolute true masterpiece was, is, and always be "How to play the Khuzait Khanate"
i liked sturgia
This
Khuzait still has the best music imo.
@@GuidenYT when will how to play aserai video be uploading
@@GuidenYT whats the name of that first song with the dancing called? I’ve been trying to find it ever since I watched the video of a khuzait steamroll.
That’s a nice head you’ve got on your shoulders
It would be a shame if something happened to it...
Away with you vile beggar
@@poi1612 EH?
@@leonardofranzinribeiro4220 away with you vile beggar
Today the Gods will decide your fate!
i like how the dood who got riddled with arrows only got wounded
im glad someone said it
"Go to hell and tell the devil I'm coming for him next" Unironically one of the best lines I've heard.
I'll be waiting, feculent cur!
Mark my words this time he's gonna simp for Corein
Ironically corein has imperial culture xD
@@poutykeiki2574 source: western empire
@@poutykeiki2574 na I married her and now all my kids are forest bandits
@@DestroyerOfOgis On release she was bugged and was imperial, not joking
@@poutykeiki2574 Bannerlord release bug = pro-Imperial propaganda 🥶
8:12 The fians are so good at archery they can shoot themselves into the town!
love that you actually go to the effort to play out a campaign instead of only playing a few hours and then rush out a video like some channels
he probably converted forest bandits
@Justin Rolland yes you can, once you have disciplinarian you can promote them to fians
@Justin Rolland it is but it takes FUCKING FOREEEEVER to level up leadership high enough to get the perk
@Justin Rolland its cause you need to maintain a really high level of minimum morale to passively gain xp, the only other way is to lead armies
@Justin Rolland you could always just spam restart until your brother has the morale affecting bonuses and use him as a quartermaster
The fact you made this a ode to highlander is awesome.
"Lord Guiden it will hundreds to seige Caeleus Castle"
Guiden: Tens of hundreds
"But my Lord there is no such force"
4:41
Aren't Battanians Celts?
How come people call them Rhodoks when Rhodoks are actually inspired by Medival Italian Kingdoms.
Aren't Celts Irish?
Yes. vlandia is swadia + rhodoks. Battanians are forest bandits
Archer meta, you turd
they're green, they live in mountains, and they shoot bow good
@@redslowbrother5902 Irish *are* Celts. So are the Welsh, Cornish, Scots, and Bretons. Celts used to be a people-group all across Europe too until Rome happened
Those bagpipes were awesome! I was humming the theme "from before the coma" yesterday when playing Bannerlord. Some videos cannot be upvoted enough.
Aserai above all
nice vid brother
battania > stinky desert bandits
Aserai have good spices
@@GuidenYT and... 🐫
Aserai my fav faction from all official M&B releases
I’m happy too say Aserai was the first faction I killed and yes I drink Pepsi form a coca-Cola glass fuck you.
I was just thinking the other day how it's been a while since one of these, love them
This is quality content, I have watched all of these like 20 times, now another one to watch repeatedly
wish he would make more but no factions left
@@Thanadeez He can still make an Anti-Rhagaea Imperial playthrough.
@@DestroyerOfOgis the only way to play empire tbh
No need but it makes me happy to explain fact: 2:55 man speaks Turkish. his wife is pranking him while he watches football, she's closing the tv when it's important time in match. Thanks for reading. ❤
0:56. Basically every recruit that went charging into a line of Battanian Fian Champions.😆
That was literally my first battania experience vs Wolfskins.
Just found your channel and have watched every how to play for banner lord. Finally a good content creator. Keep up the good work man
I just fucking love how you find all of these sounds, from Call of duty to Command and Conquer. KEEP it up brother.
It's about time my boi Duncan MacLeod gets some god damn recognition
This has surpassed the simple description of 'art' this is something far more than just 'art'.
This is a goddamn masterpiece blessed by King Graveth himself.
Subbed.
i miss king harlaus.....
FiNaLly its harvesting season
Fian champions are best as archers, but they are no slouches when it comes to melee. They have incredibly high two-handed skill
khans guard better
@Lol-ql3gd but Fians look cooler and that’s what really matters
WE NEED A FULL VERSION OF PRINCES OF CALRADIA!
HILANDER THE INMORTAL XD
Someone spam Guiden
He didn't make it
dude this first video of yours I've seen and the humor is getting me real good. Good jerb.
this channel is another goldmine yet to be explored
Man I wish I could hear full version of kings of battania this really kicks ass.
The editing in those is just next level.
"Caladog need to recruit new members for his power metal band" genius
I don't get why, but I love that clip that plays when you select the Vlandians, of that guy making literal butter sandwiches
To those wondering, the pipe song like 6 mins in is 400% by the Simon Frazer University Pipe Band.
There’s so much going on in this video haha genuinely loved this.
I overthrew battania and named my kingdom “The True Sons of Battania”
Great vid editing mate keep it up . The comedy makes it a masterpiece
I'm playing a Battanian but I am a vassal of Sturgia. I have two companion parties stocked full with Fian Champions and one companion and myself stocked full with Sturgian Heavy Axemen. Got about twenty token cavalry. I won a fight yesterday against Khuzait. My gathered army was nine hundred something strong and the Khuzait army was somewhere between 14-1500. Lots of horse archers. Like a whole lot. Put my back against a cliff, archers slightly elevated behind a sturgian shield wall. The sturgian shield wall does not break. I really thought I was going to lose that one but the shield wall held and the Fians aim was true. It was really cool.
2:54 he is the TaleWords Social Media Manager and the guy is really speaking (and swearing) in Turkish hahahahahaha
Coincidence? DEFINITELY NO!
Nothing ever will replace the Warband music (and voice interactions)
Edit is so fucking good :D
Love the video mate. Made me laugh so hard :D
Here we are
Born to be kings
We're the princes of Calradia!
I am Battanian
I have inside me blood of Fians
(Yeah)
I have no rival
No Imperial is equal
Send me to the future of you all!
---Welcome to Warband
Let’s gooo
Welcome to warband Forrest bandit Forrestbanditkiller69420 is hunting you now
Now we need Gimme The Crown
Here I am!
I'm the master of Calradia!
I am the one the only one!
I am the God of Kingdom Come!
Gimme the crown!
JUST GIMME THE CROWN!
I really laughed so hard man, nice editing
I've only just come across your videos and I'm in tears laughing at your how to videos, great work man
Holy crap!! Never though I hear the song from the Highlander movie. It was like 20+ years ago. Nice!
First Highlander screened exactly 35 years ago... time is not on our side! 😬
I love joining Battania - if it wasn't for the fact that it takes ages for you to get some influence up to get some property. You have to suggest Law's that weaken the king removing his influence as well. Damn Catalog.
Cala, you Dog! 😡
When western empire doesn't slap caladog 6ft under he becomes a demon to western calradia
Top content... I wish I could like your video multiple times, please make more of this!
This is one of my all times favourites videos in youtube. Ever.
This is not the video I was looking for, but it pretty much sums it up.
The first time I played Battania right was also the first time I abused smithing. My falx was dealing 250 damage a hit but I refused to swap weapons so I could cut through shields in two or three swings. My athletics was so high I nearly had 200 hp. I managed to slay 111 men in a single battle without much effort, slightly outkilling the next best party
I never thought I would see a meme from the old Excalibur movie. NIcely done.
6:31 damn that trader's voice is so nostalgic af for me. 👍✌️
Sounds familiar but couldnt remember that
@@B0lld Resident Evil 4⃣
This is the best edit I've ever seen man
GOD TIER EDITING
Legend
This is literally the best in the series
Using Excalibur at the beginning gets an instant sub. 🙏
I rarely laugh at YT videos but the “RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” made me chuckle
bro i fucking love your videos. This channel needs more love
Mod that changes the sound effects for a Battanian character when issuing 'charge' order to "FREEDOOOM!" when?
Oh that intro of the movie Excalibur... Just love it
This channel is criminally under its rightful number of subs.
I actually really like that helmet after he becomes a vassal and totally would own a replica of that
Look up Sutton hoo helmet, my guy. I'm pretty sure that's what it was inspired from
@@silverrain530 it doesn’t have the Wötan mask that is iconic to those vendel period helmets
@@silverrain530 odd for an anglo saxon helmet
@@silverrain530 sutton horrendous helmet
We're the princes of Calraaadiaa!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 this vid had me rolling awesome work !
Lmaooo
But wait. My character, Ergeon, also married Corein...
Finally got a PC... Just found this a year later.
I watched it. I lost it. I subbed.
koifish be like: finally. a worthy opponent
Yooooo!!!! That Coma message at 5:44 had me tripping!
I got into a motorcycle accident in March 20th! But my accident was this year, 2021 lmao
this channel is gonna be huge
This is a masterpiece!
Those demoman voicelines killed me 😂😂
If they ever make a return to war and there should be a Batavia revolution option.
I have never laughed so hard in my life, the new sound bugg isnt a real bugg, its just how my voice is after laughing so hard one of my lungs came out
5 minutes in I forgot completely why I clicked on this. mesmerizing.
Interesting rendition of The Butterfly in there, good choice!
You sir, are a legend.
OH FUCK YES. I've been waiting for this.
the silhouette of his banner just killed me.
Well, this was a delightful mid-afternoon chuckling snort fest.
Nice the guest has realistic medieval teeth agency
If only we can get another empire video. Western or northern empire.
Rome memes
Yeah. A playthrough without Rh*gaea.
I so wanna purchase that song "princes of calradia" on itunes
Thats what Peak Editing looks like
I saw Conor MacLeod from the Clan MacLeod and clicked instantly
Edit: OMG YOU MADE THE CHARACTER DUNCAN?>???!??!?!?!!
Someone please count the arrows in that dude... I want to know just how many people had their eyes on that slab of meat xD
Chad Guiden for making this vid
00:01 Excalibur is such a good movie and has so much meme potential
The only reason that we didn't got the full cover of Princes of Calradia is because Lorenzo stuck in Warband because of Guiden and he don't want to take him back
The clean edits have forced me to subscribe
These keep getting better and better.
0:56
*Viking got shot by 167 arrow*
System:KNOCK U N conscious
@Ondřej Morávek yes the scene
This is fucking gold bro. Glad I found this channel
Oh Battania everyone’s punching bag
- My lawd?
- Away with you!
...
...
(Epic music intensifies)
- It's harvesting season!
Very impressive editing
bro what was that godly bagpipe song that was in the video I need that.
I have never known another human to be aware of the existence of Excalibur
the king has returned
Oh man! I loved Excalibur as a kid. Great clip choice!
3:05 this is awesome, a Turkish guy swearing at a TV screen
I can't wait for the next game to be set even further back in time then bannerlord.