@@JustGuitarThingsNah I’d say: James = Dad Robert/Jason/Cliff = Mom (most mature, well behaved) Middle child = Kirk (stupid adorable) Youngest child = Lars (annoying but still loved and spoiled as hell)
2:45 Gets me every time. Kirk always believes in the power of his own jokes, no matter if he gets ignored or, in that particular case, slapped halfway across the street. Sheer commitment.
@@88fanforlife I never said he slammed drummers specifically, did I? So you really shouldn't try putting words in my mouth. I said he's stirring up shit about other people and how THEY aren't the best at their INSTRUMENTS. Does Lars initiate or does he not initiate the conversation at 3:05 where he is telling James (he says, [he said]): "Kerry King said you're the worst guitarist to grace the pages of Guitar Magazine". Resulting immediately, before Lars is finished his b.s. statement, James is taking offense and giving defense. WHY? because Lars is speaking for somebody else. I didn't hear K.K. say a single word knocking James or anybody else when they showed his face for that split second. Why is Lars opening his mouth with the (he said/he said) gossip crap? I never heard K.K. talk shit about any other musician in their circle of music genre...ever! So, that's right, I said Lars is a gossip spittin little BITCH! Kerry & James are both grown men who can say something to each others face if they got a problem. They know each other, they've (Metallica & Slayer)toured together. They surely know how to get in touch with each other if they want to. Little Miss Lars doesn't have to lick James' balls in praise to cause animosity between 2 grown men just to watch if any sparks fly & it doesn't matter IF any difference in OPINION of who plays better anyway. They each have their own style and art form to express themselves musicly. Lars succeeded in sucking James right in to laugh out loud at something LARS, not Kerry said. BC Lars is creating that to tighten his grip on his big buddy James to where he is feeding his insecurities & bonding more at the expense of dragging Kerry's name through the mud. James responded in retaliation of some horseshit hearsay. Now, tell me I don't have a point. Lars got a big mouth. Continue to watch his demeanor with which he speaks, about...just "things & people" in general. He's a crybaby bitch and has been for decades. You, on the other hand, I really have no problem with. Maybe you misunderstood me, leaving me to spell out what I figured was explained by my initial comment. I'll be clearer next time....
@@m.c.ruckus2032 Lars is still killing it live. Everyone knows he got tired and lazy for about 10 years but he's been fucking awesome lately. Kerry King is a nobody among guitar greats. Jeff was Slayer
7:08 seeing the EET FUK guitar sitting there will always be surreal to me. To them, it's just another guitar they used. But to me, and I'm sure others, it's LEGENDARY.
1:18 Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right There's someone else controlling me Death in the air Strapped in the electric chair This can't be happening to me Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you?" Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flame Wait for the sign To flick the switch of death It's the beginning of the end Sweat, chilling cold As I watch death unfold Consciousness my only friend My fingers grip with fear What am I doing here? Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flame Someone help me Oh please, God help me They're trying to take it all away I don't want to die Time moving slow The minutes seem like hours The final curtain call I see How true is this? Just get it over with If this is true, just let it be Wakened by horrid scream Freed from this frightening dream Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flame
Dude fax I was also thinking Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right There's someone else controlling me Death in the air Strapped in the electric chair This can't be happening to me Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you" Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flames Wait for the sign To flick the switch of death It's the beginning of the end Sweat, chilling cold As I watch death unfold Consciousness my only friend My fingers grip with fear What I am doing here? Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flames Someone help me Oh please, God, help me They are trying to take it all away I don't want to die Someone help me Oh please God help me They are trying to take it…
I'm pretty sure Lars got his licence from Los Santos
Sniper Thief i started playing gta in april and i absolutely love this comment
No capp🤣🤣
Finally a Lars joke that’s actually funny
666 likes
"All these people are screaming when im driving and im just like come on guys im just trying to drive down the sidewalk here"
Suddenly, this is in _everyone’s_ recommendations.
yupp
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Kristopher Kaufman Ask again in a day or two.
Yeah.......
holy shit thank god it did-
0:47 Slash pushing a table into THE TABLE.
(This was behind the scenes at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert for anyone looking for it)
I am the table!
Who cares about SLASH? He's a DOUCHE BAG & a piece of ASS!!!!
@@christianjackson9360 no he isn’t wdym-?
James is that table
1:19 He’s Riding the lightning
Fucking beautiful
This inspired hard-wired to self destruct
That’s what I was thinking!! 😂
He’s riding the lightning
Bew NEW NEW Bew NEW NEW Bew NEW NEW Bew NEW NEW
He is riding the lightning that struck the chair
2:36 _peace _*_b r o t h e r_*
can I try this dress on?
I want to try it too pweasss
I play F O R E S K I N
Gosia Zietek what are you wearing stockings?
I PLAY GEETARR!!
I PLAYZ DROMS
kAzO0
I pLAy pERCUssioN HAhA WheN i HIt iT Go BOnG
That “CRABS” part may have been louder than any Metallica show in history
that was the goal.
@@cheezy6669 I was a headphone user. XD
Scared the absolute crap out of me. I was listening through my studio monitors.
Nah I took a screenshot in class wearing my headphones😭
This is A-200,this is for when they get
Ç R Â B S 💥
7:24 it looks like Kirk is babysitting Lars
Are we sure he isn’t?
i like how this assumes that he ISNT babysitting lars
He is also eating his phone
YOU COPIED MY NAME, we're still led zeppelin fans.
@@Regurgitated_bat zeppelin gang👊🏻
4:10 “gets me from point a to point b.” Literally barreling down the freeway
Lol
Just bulldozing through the highway.
I would not wanna be in that car holy shit
Honestly that footage looks like a normal cali commute to me
Lars: “Kirk uses it to keep his hair glued on.”
Also Lars: *The only bald member of the band*
Obviously this man hasn’t heard of karma 🤣
@@demisixx7936 😂😂
james did say we will sell lars wig back in 89 so???
Kirk went bald but got a hair transplant
Kirk will forever be the lost child within Metallica.
As he should be, commie loser
Truth. He is stupid adorable.
James = dad
Lars = oldest child
Kirk = middle child
Robert/Jason/ = youngest, most well behaved
@@JustGuitarThingsLars is the mom
@@JustGuitarThingsNah I’d say:
James = Dad
Robert/Jason/Cliff = Mom (most mature, well behaved)
Middle child = Kirk (stupid adorable)
Youngest child = Lars (annoying but still loved and spoiled as hell)
5:02 kirk is such a wise man
it makes me laugh every time
Kirk sticks up for Bob is pure respect. Lars can be an arrogant ass sometimes
@@sadieadler3065 agreed
5:35 Lars with hair
6:35 Lars without hair
Lars’s wig
*w i g*
Lars's wig
Lars’s wig
Lars's wig
2:45 Gets me every time. Kirk always believes in the power of his own jokes, no matter if he gets ignored or, in that particular case, slapped halfway across the street. Sheer commitment.
He’s so precious I just wanna squish him 😂😂😂
@@mztweety1374 I don't know how people say things like this and think it's normal
3:19. James Hetfield’s laughter is equivalent to a babies laughter in that it’s fuckin hella contagious! 😂😂😂
It's annoying
@Vincent that's uncalled for,sir
“Hella”….douche chilling
Babies laughter? WTF 😅😅😅😅😅
9:15 that little Jason's run made me chuckle for some solid 15 seconds
I heard a BRIM
Lars looks like the uncle that tells jokes at funerals and jason and kirk look like the disassociated cousins
Don’t worry, I’m sure this will go to everyone’s recommended soon!
Chevy Guy 55 it went into mine,and I love it
hit mine too
YEAH HAHAHAHAHA
Here we are
so grateful that it did holy shit!
1:59 the funniest acting I’ve ever heard from James
Sounds a lot like Les Claypool haha...
I thought the burp was funnier
7:59 I love how Jason comes out of nowhere 😂😂😂
0:54 so even back then people were making the cowardly lion joke at James’ expense? Lol
James embracing the meme since 1992.
1:00 Kirk was so cute there 🥺😭🤧
Kirk is always cute.
@@vilianavasileva8213 exactly
@@vilianavasileva8213 trueee :3
@@vilianavasileva8213True!
Imagine Lars driving a bus.
Instead of cliff it would’ve been everyone and the closest towns population
He can't reach the pedals
@@risottochitpost1184 this made me laugh so hard!! Like, imagine Lars needing the assistance of long sticks or something like that to reach the pedal
*Ace Balthazar has entered the chat*
Yeah, what @lil Dallas said. Metallica would cease to exist
1:20 welcome to the jungle baby
So that's how Axel Rose gets that voice...
3:19-3:23
James' great laughter always brings a smile.
This is for when you get *CRABS*
Lmfaooooo
Im fuckin cryinggggg
This is for when you get *ROBERT*
I was drinking dr pepper I and eating pop corn and almost died
YOU SHOULDNT PUT YOUR FOOT UNDER HIS WHEEL!
LooOve 🎼
Lars explaining why he goes 90 in the right hand lane is something I never thought I needed to see
1:20 Hetfield sounds like Brian Johnson
Imagine a AC/DC song with James’ vocal style
Hail taxi
hail taxi!!
Tail taxi
Hail Taxi!!!
you called?
Tail Haxi
6:22 you almost killed me broder
Yo Soy Spider damn i should’ve put a warning my apologies
I died
I was eating when that happened...
@@Tenshi_Tenshi_1703 same ;( it was one in the morning
6:36 I was like, Who is this old guy?
Holy shit is that Kirk? I couldn't figure out who it was
Rhett Kraljevic Lars Ulrich
@@simeng9795 I had trouble more with the guitarist lmao. I know the dude with the glasses is Lars and now I realise who OP was talking about
I didn’t realize until l saw this comment lol
He's old AND he's saying, wow the wah pedal is hard! 🤔😔
I turned my volume up to hear it better and then *_C R A B S_*
Rip
“That’s hard!”
-Lars Ulrich, the focking DRUMMER, on using a wah pedal.
1:34 *W H A T T H E H E L L A M U*
*G I T A R*
*I P L A Y F O R E S K I N*
Kirk:''you shouldn't put your foot under his wheel'' .... 'LOVEEE--''
9:17 Jason becomes a Motorcycle
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:33 Jason laughing at what James said is so cuuutteee 🥺😍
“Peace brother, can I try your dress”
Okay, but Lars at 3:45 actually has some very good advice here.
I appreciate some clips being 100 times louder than the others
OMG KIRK "You shouldn't put your foot under his wheel!" I don't know why but it was so damn cute
Ha ha Lars with the bald jokes about Kirk yet your forehead grew the most
8:06 IM IN TEARS AND I AM WHEEZING
OMG QUEEN I FOUND YOU
6:35 Jesus, it took me a good minute to realize that’s Lars
1:13 ok Kirk that was just savage
You didn't search for this, it was in your recommended.
false, I searched for it
Kerry King talking about anyone else’s guitar playing 🤦🏻♂️😂
... oh, as if Lars has any room to talk about somebody not being the best at playing their instruments.
Brian Carpenter show me when Lars gives criticism to any other drummer
@@88fanforlife I never said he slammed drummers specifically, did I? So you really shouldn't try putting words in my mouth. I said he's stirring up shit about other people and how THEY aren't the best at their INSTRUMENTS. Does Lars initiate or does he not initiate the conversation at 3:05 where he is telling James
(he says, [he said]):
"Kerry King said you're the worst guitarist to grace the pages of Guitar Magazine". Resulting immediately, before Lars is finished his b.s. statement, James is taking offense and giving defense. WHY? because Lars is speaking for somebody else. I didn't hear K.K. say a single word knocking James or anybody else when they showed his face for that split second. Why is Lars opening his mouth with the (he said/he said) gossip crap? I never heard K.K. talk shit about any other musician in their circle of music genre...ever! So, that's right, I said Lars is a gossip spittin little BITCH! Kerry & James are both grown men who can say something to each others face if they got a problem. They know each other, they've (Metallica & Slayer)toured together. They surely know how to get in touch with each other if they want to. Little Miss Lars doesn't have to lick James' balls in praise to cause animosity between 2 grown men just to watch if any sparks fly & it doesn't matter IF any difference in OPINION of who plays better anyway. They each have their own style and art form to express themselves musicly. Lars succeeded in sucking James right in to laugh out loud at something LARS, not Kerry said. BC Lars is creating that to tighten his grip on his big buddy James to where he is feeding his insecurities & bonding more at the expense of dragging Kerry's name through the mud. James responded in retaliation of some horseshit hearsay. Now, tell me I don't have a point. Lars got a big mouth. Continue to watch his demeanor with which he speaks, about...just "things & people" in general. He's a crybaby bitch and has been for decades. You, on the other hand, I really have no problem with. Maybe you misunderstood me, leaving me to spell out what I figured was explained by my initial comment. I'll be clearer next time....
@@m.c.ruckus2032 Lars is still killing it live. Everyone knows he got tired and lazy for about 10 years but he's been fucking awesome lately. Kerry King is a nobody among guitar greats. Jeff was Slayer
@@m.c.ruckus2032 your extra soy latte with a unicorn drawn in the foam is ready.
6:30 someone please explain Kirk's windex to me.
literally
some sort of drug I’m guessing
6:19 kind a scared me
Ville Määttänen omg i wasn’t ready i jump 😂
Ville perkele
What, you don't like C R A B S ???
8:02 How tf did Jason Respawn like that 💀
He joined the server
jason newsted jumpscare
7:18 the many voices of james Hetfield
0:42
i love how jason is just sitting there like
"????"
James predicted Joe Exotic, apparently
1:04 i love Glenn danzig and i just want to say... 2:46... HAIL TAXI!! HAIL TAXI!! HAIL TAXI!!
2:40 Sweating Bullets
4:56 I've done that to my dad before lol
Hahahaha
did you focking ever do it again ever?
I fuckin damn near pissed my self when Lars said CRABS
*CRABS*
I love your editing btw with the earrape
C R A B S
“Hey you shouldn’t put your foot under his wheel!”
Kirk you are… *so wise*
1:20 And that's how Ride The Lightning was made.....
How tf has Lars not died in a car crash 😂
"the wrong band member died!!!!"
@@FilthTribeFTP we dont go there
Lars figuring out how the wah pedal works is the best part
7:08 seeing the EET FUK guitar sitting there will always be surreal to me. To them, it's just another guitar they used. But to me, and I'm sure others, it's LEGENDARY.
James and Kirk just keep looking better and better with age
Around 6:15 scared the living shit out of me
Cameron Wills lol same!
CRABS
i was wearing my jbl headphones 😭
@@evakrissance lol me too i was planning to watch this video in peace but... CRABS
[̲̅C] [̲̅R] [̲̅A] [̲̅B] [̲̅S]
james doing the cowardly lion made my day man haha
0:45 hey is that slash ;)
Composure iiii];)
yes!!
“Make peace brother” is now my favorite quote from James
They own my heart.
Same here :3
6:21 i got scared, i legit jumped
so like a jumpscare?
(sry for old comment)
09:08 His butt was out of time
🔥__🔥 i need to bleach my eyes
@@introvertedhuman1776 and not see such beauty?
@@YousefTobail '-'
@@YousefTobailayooo
The intro video actually matched up with the song beat.
I love this
4:56
Me telling myself not to ask people to hang out
guess we all know why kirks the crybaby now 8:47
We also know why he uses the crybaby wah wah pedal
PETITION TO HAVE LARS BRING BACK THE BACKSTAGE INTROS HE DID IN THE 90S!
1:19 this is how they made the intro to fuel.
Kerry King insults Kirk and James just laughs 😂😂😂 3:04
2:30 Main reason why James became an alcoholic
“Can I try this dress on?” Hahaha classic
2:49 that should be me
1:18 Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There's someone else controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the electric chair
This can't be happening to me
Who made you God to say
"I'll take your life from you?"
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flame
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend
My fingers grip with fear
What am I doing here?
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flame
Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They're trying to take it all away
I don't want to die
Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The final curtain call I see
How true is this?
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be
Wakened by horrid scream
Freed from this frightening dream
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flame
Dude fax I was also thinking
Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There's someone else controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the electric chair
This can't be happening to me
Who made you God to say
"I'll take your life from you"
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flames
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend
My fingers grip with fear
What I am doing here?
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flames
Someone help me
Oh please, God, help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want to die
Someone help me
Oh please God help me
They are trying to take it…
We know the song dude…here’s a cookie
James Hetfield doing a cowardly lion impression is something I didn't realize I needed
"Driving, Speeding, Through the, Never"
3:52 : oh no son dont drive through the living room again son!
7:23 DON RAMON style!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
wat the sheet am yu
*I PLAY FORESKIN*
8:02 Jason:🗿
Kirk was looking for a taxi on the Third Reich
is nobody gonna talk abt how perfect the thumbnail is?!?
thank u it took me so long (8 minutes in photoshop)
''Dont put your foot under his wheel''
“What the shit am you?” I have to fit this into my vocabulary somehow. 😂
1:44 *i pLay FoResKiN!1!*
6:20 i had almost heart attack
bruh why can’t that be me holding kirks hand
0:41 eRRaH sCuUz mE mY gOoDd
Why does Kirk always trip and fall during for whole the bell tolls😂
6:09 oh if only he knew
James: **BURP** excUse me, oh my god!
Me: I can smell it James
Bob Rocks ponytail game is most definitely unfuckwitable