I'm really glad that you've opted in for this voiceover style of video instead of the Let's Play kind of style. It really sets your content apart from other PDX youtubers and I really enjoy it.
Victoria 2 40 British vs 300 Chinese troops: Haha they're slaughtering themselves Victoria 3 300 Chinese line infantry with basic artillery and nothing else vs 40 British squad infantry, with scouts, siege artillery, flame throwers and field hospitals: 把我们的血肉, 筑成我们新的长城!
@@solbergsindre not really, in CK3 you can absolutely beat a bigger army by having better quality and countering the enemy. Hell, there is even a Florryworry stream (the EU4 streamer) in which he made a campaign with only knights. He reformed catolicism to let people be monk fighters and owning only 2 provinces he had 16 knights with a lot of buffs, which managed to beat an army of 3.5k levies and 1 men at arms regiment.
Relatable man. I was playing as algeria managed to kick the french out which triggered a hidden function (bug?) In the game where every single euro nation would embargo me over and over and over again so it killed my economy and made the people in my country leave which killed my economy faster and made more people leave. Then my computer mysteriously stopped working and has a huge dent in it from where i punched it
ThatGuy: "I have been treating the sick man of Europe, the Ottomans." "And now they're feeling better, right?" ThatGuy: "......" *"... They're feeling better, right??"*
This reminds me when me and my sister tried to fix the ottomans and basulycally made it in the last 7 months to complete the needed tanziamat. After that we immediately went bankrupt
Honestly I want you to play Austria. Not because I'm Austrian (I am) but It would also be challenging because you border some global powers which will make your options harder PS. Your doing a great job keep it up
What I found interesting from playing Austria is one simple fact: the only real enemy is inside your borders. You can become a powerhouse, but defeating the aristocracy and the church, which is basically restructuring the whole society from the bottom, is something that takes time, way more time than reforming other countries (with the exception of Russia, either they are just as difficult or I just suck in internal matters).
Really easy to form mega Germany and becoming number 1 relatively fast, just cripple prussa by releasing pommerania and other states with the help of the Russians/French in the leadership play and you can immediately start the nation formation play after they lose their GP status
@@mackosmirgl Meh, for me all I did was remove the landowners from the government and speedrun all the laws that limit their political strength. In the end, I only had to face a revolution that only had one state, and got the inteligencia at like 40% strength in only a few years
Title of the vid: Healing the sick man of Europe Me being sick in the USA: Aw man I don’t want a sore throat and a cough, and we don’t have free health care, oh well, too bad
6:27 the muslim turks boarder soldiers be like what was that?! austriahungry: i wasn't even trying! ottermen sultan: um 10000 men were k1lled! austriahungry: yes!
"You never adressed the Armenian Question, thats proabably why your Empire failed in the end. Inflicting horrible things against ethnic minorities is always the right thing to do!" -Some Turkish Nationalist
I'm playing Ottomans in Civ VI and hear me out. Ottomans aren't the sick man in my game. 4 consecutive ages of golden era, Ottoman Australia exists (The whole continent is mine). Ottoman Americas, Ottoman West Africa (Konya's here) and The whole europe has turning to me. I've had 8 cities rebel from their owners and joined me. Ottomans are glorious
They really need to fix the AI like i've never seen a unified Prussia, Italy and a US spanning the continent. In fact in almost all my games the US couldn't even defeat the CSA.
ok there were some big mistakes in the campaign that doomed it more than the hbuga 1-you barely increased the construction sectorso you would never spike in gdp 2- you didnt industrialize strong enough, besides increasing gdp industrializing its really gold to shift the political scene as building factories make the capitalist and inteligencia stronger so you want ot avoid getting too many farma and more factories in the early game, specially in the capital where pops have more political strengh, and of stack factories for bonuses also when i played the ottomans i didnt go for the batallion missions as its just too costly, i cant remember which ones i did but 250 batallions in the early game will run you dry 3- increase taxes, they should bw on high if not vwry high until the mid to late wgame when you have 2k or 3k constructuon 4-after industrializing try puppet open border nationa sp they will pump you of immigrants, in my otto game bc buggy mess the us was in a permanent peace/war with the csa so their economy went to shit Nd i was able to make a costum unions with them, i must have gotten like 20M americans accros the 15 years b4 they left the union
Mods Used: Anbeeld's Revision of AI Visual Methods One Outliner to Rule Them All Best War Dense Trade Routes Tab Dense Market Details Construction Queue with States Complete Pop List No American Colonization of Canada Production Method Auto Conversion Visible Good Shortages
I'm really glad that you've opted in for this voiceover style of video instead of the Let's Play kind of style. It really sets your content apart from other PDX youtubers and I really enjoy it.
Glad you like them!
@@guyfromcollege having a pleasant, intrinsically mocking tone of voice also helps
"The supreme art of war is to have superior soldier, general traits and racism"
Sun Tzu - The Art of War
Also Chinese human wave trumps science
Your soldiers are going to dight better if they hate the enemies on a personal level. Look how well it worked out with the N(canceled).
@@Njuregen The Korean War in a nutshell.
It's that guy from college
It's that man from university
It's that hom sapien from the educational institution
It is the particular male individual from a higher education facility
The individual who originates from the educational institutions
The distinguished gentle who partakes in educational prowess
Guys college didn't lose he purposely lost to show mercy to his enemies
He just merely failed to win
Victoria 2 40 British vs 300 Chinese troops: Haha they're slaughtering themselves
Victoria 3 300 Chinese line infantry with basic artillery and nothing else vs 40 British squad infantry, with scouts, siege artillery, flame throwers and field hospitals: 把我们的血肉, 筑成我们新的长城!
These videos are really fun to watch ngl you must love doing them
Yeah it's a really great hobby right now
waltuh... put your genshin impact away waltuh... we need to save the ottoman empire waltuh
It is so annoying having 10x better troops than your enemy, but they just have more troops and they somehow win EVERY battle
@@solbergsindre not really, in CK3 you can absolutely beat a bigger army by having better quality and countering the enemy. Hell, there is even a Florryworry stream (the EU4 streamer) in which he made a campaign with only knights. He reformed catolicism to let people be monk fighters and owning only 2 provinces he had 16 knights with a lot of buffs, which managed to beat an army of 3.5k levies and 1 men at arms regiment.
That's just how the ottomans won battles irl lmao
Relatable man. I was playing as algeria managed to kick the french out which triggered a hidden function (bug?) In the game where every single euro nation would embargo me over and over and over again so it killed my economy and made the people in my country leave which killed my economy faster and made more people leave. Then my computer mysteriously stopped working and has a huge dent in it from where i punched it
Honestly realistic. The same thing happened when Haiti kicked France out.
@@mikeantony252historically accurate bugs.
I only checked out your content because of Bo, but I'm so glad I did. I've already binged all of your videos. Keep up the great work!
Awesome! Thank you!
ThatGuy: "I have been treating the sick man of Europe, the Ottomans."
"And now they're feeling better, right?"
ThatGuy: "......"
*"... They're feeling better, right??"*
This reminds me when me and my sister tried to fix the ottomans and basulycally made it in the last 7 months to complete the needed tanziamat. After that we immediately went bankrupt
The game was rigged from the start. 😔 🔫
Your videos are really good college! Your storytelling video style feels unique to paradox channels, glad to see your channel succeding!
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoy.
Honestly I want you to play Austria. Not because I'm Austrian (I am) but It would also be challenging because you border some global powers which will make your options harder
PS. Your doing a great job keep it up
What I found interesting from playing Austria is one simple fact: the only real enemy is inside your borders. You can become a powerhouse, but defeating the aristocracy and the church, which is basically restructuring the whole society from the bottom, is something that takes time, way more time than reforming other countries (with the exception of Russia, either they are just as difficult or I just suck in internal matters).
@@mackosmirgl so basically like real life?
Really easy to form mega Germany and becoming number 1 relatively fast, just cripple prussa by releasing pommerania and other states with the help of the Russians/French in the leadership play and you can immediately start the nation formation play after they lose their GP status
@@Ahria256 Pretty much. 😃
@@mackosmirgl Meh, for me all I did was remove the landowners from the government and speedrun all the laws that limit their political strength. In the end, I only had to face a revolution that only had one state, and got the inteligencia at like 40% strength in only a few years
now this is a certified college classic
I typically go after the two Egypt goals, the resistance one and the bureaucracy. I’ve found those are easier and faster.
The Ottomans: *breath*
Austria: so you have chosen, death?
"I am a sultan! I am a sultan! I am- I am a sultan, Queen Victoria! I am a sultan!"
Title of the vid: Healing the sick man of Europe
Me being sick in the USA: Aw man I don’t want a sore throat and a cough, and we don’t have free health care, oh well, too bad
was that an attempt at humor
@@crafterrium8724 that was humor
6:27 the muslim turks boarder soldiers be like what was that?!
austriahungry: i wasn't even trying!
ottermen sultan: um 10000 men were k1lled!
austriahungry: yes!
Dr. House is the only one who could cure the Ottoman Empire
"It's lupus"
"You never adressed the Armenian Question, thats proabably why your Empire failed in the end. Inflicting horrible things against ethnic minorities is always the right thing to do!"
-Some Turkish Nationalist
The Healthy and In shape man of europe
Corn laws make the ottomans so much easier cause you can easily pass las ze pieff or whatever the fuck that law is
Well, that's what happens when you try to map paint...
08:22 ahahahah
Republicans: *We love slavery*
Democrats: 👏more👏female👏slave👏owners👏
Yeah, pretty much.
ottermens being invaded and losing there own country
ottermens find we'll take ciyro
edgpy confusion screaming
Ngl the House tumbnail got me in this video
this is such unique content, please make more vicky 3 stuff!
I tried picking a fight with Greece too soon and learned very quickly why the Ottoman’s didn’t repeat that mistake again.
College where is the you and Swimmy Co-op? You guys always work so well together
damn gotta do it now
COUGH FIRST
Victoria 3 is more Hoi4 then Vicky 2
i didn't know that was what propertied women meant, i thought it meant women ARE property....
Yea, I thought the same.
Loving the new videos and the voiceover format.
College can you make the sick man of europe into the thick man of europe?
very much enjoyed the ride on this one and loved the unxpected twit at the end ! whoda thunk it!
Love this video format. Thank you, College
You declared bankruptcy at the historical date 😂
I'm playing Ottomans in Civ VI and hear me out. Ottomans aren't the sick man in my game. 4 consecutive ages of golden era, Ottoman Australia exists (The whole continent is mine). Ottoman Americas, Ottoman West Africa (Konya's here) and The whole europe has turning to me. I've had 8 cities rebel from their owners and joined me. Ottomans are glorious
I recognize your voice like bad 😄
Videos are absolutely awesome!!
Your narration style is hilarious
Zazed a vid from College less goo
You are an excellent storyteller. I hope you never get better at video games.
Why didn't you back down against qing lmao
They really need to fix the AI like i've never seen a unified Prussia, Italy and a US spanning the continent. In fact in almost all my games the US couldn't even defeat the CSA.
Hey college you’re my favorite RUclipsr for Vic 3 and I was wondering if you could do a vid on Italy
Nice video. I was wondering why I never saw any of your stuff beforehand.
thank you mr college for the video
Bro thinks hes house _😭😭😭_
I too, have had my game forcibly uninstalled by the Qing menace
I didn’t know if this game, but it looks good
Keep em coming!
You are a fantastic Cocktor.
What are the names of the songs used btw?
Being bigoted gives bonus to offense, thank you PDX. I feel like it should give a positive and a negative, like the reckless trait in CK3
great video man. also too bad that you can't be a great power if you don't have your own market
Lol I enjoyed this campaign, your voice makes it more entertaining 😄 👏
Lore of Trying to Heal the Sick Man of Europe but I'm Not a Good Doctor momentum 100
ok there were some big mistakes in the campaign that doomed it more than the hbuga
1-you barely increased the construction sectorso you would never spike in gdp
2- you didnt industrialize strong enough, besides increasing gdp industrializing its really gold to shift the political scene as building factories make the capitalist and inteligencia stronger so you want ot avoid getting too many farma and more factories in the early game, specially in the capital where pops have more political strengh, and of stack factories for bonuses
also when i played the ottomans i didnt go for the batallion missions as its just too costly, i cant remember which ones i did but 250 batallions in the early game will run you dry
3- increase taxes, they should bw on high if not vwry high until the mid to late wgame when you have 2k or 3k constructuon
4-after industrializing try puppet open border nationa sp they will pump you of immigrants, in my otto game bc buggy mess the us was in a permanent peace/war with the csa so their economy went to shit Nd i was able to make a costum unions with them, i must have gotten like 20M americans accros the 15 years b4 they left the union
you should try to play as Hungary once if you didnt do that yet (i feel like us Hungarians are not well known in the world for good things that is)
great video man love the content
With the recent updates to the game, you might want to try Ottos again; it would be way easier
College when will you react to more of whatifalthist's videos. His stuff is pretty spicy.
songs used?
Loving your Vicky 3 videos
12:44 russia in almost any war ever
Hey are you that fella from SOO Optimization?
when your economy starts to require high-level pops, how do you know if you have enough education?
I’m pretty sure U just gotta build universities as they give qualifications
11:30 Liz Truss moment
Yo chief what mods are you using because your game looks 10x better than mine
Mods Used:
Anbeeld's Revision of AI
Visual Methods
One Outliner to Rule Them All
Best War
Dense Trade Routes Tab
Dense Market Details
Construction Queue with States
Complete Pop List
No American Colonization of Canada
Production Method Auto Conversion
Visible Good Shortages
@@guyfromcollege thanks man, hope your channel takes off like bo's did
When will we get to see you turn the Ratdom of Denmark into a righteous and global empire?
Another great video!
Love your content
title: "im not a good doctor"
dawg u from college man
Dr house in a college video? Don’t mind if I do!
(also please do Byzantium at some point)
Ah yes the power of racism really does win the battles
I had no idea College had a channel until like a week ago
At least you found me :D
Bro speaks well
It's probably Lupus.
It's never Lupus.
You won in the other direction
i have no idea how this game works
yeah,,
still need more DLCs
Man the Austrian’s were your greatest hater this game
italia next slime
Love the content as a Turkish Viewer
Is this vanilla Vic3?
WHY DO YOU NEED 5 CANALS? HOW DO THEY ALL FIT?
Through Ottoman Engineering of course
@@guyfromcollege magic!
college post feet
Love Dr House
Top Atatürk gameplay.
Lmaoo this was hilarious
How the hell you get bankrutpt multiple times? Oh you're not consumption tax enough and just tax the populace more and increase social mobility
Tgat has been fun.
Play as algeria
funny guy. I like video and go watch more!
he is a coctor
alsop tube must have unsubbed me already fixed it
#
Maga make Ankara great again
Damn, vicky 3 war mechanics are still a joke
damn this game always crash huh