My uncle was a friend of his. He said the funniest joke he ever heard Roger Miller tell was, You know how people say that you and your dog begin to look like the longer you have him? I know it’s true because my neighbor just accused me of taking a poop on his lawn.”
Yep. Much about getting on in bars is adopting an understanding of the local idiom and both the true nature and makeup of the many characters you come across during your drinking journey!
He never said a cuss word in front of me.he was unhappy because he was always the smartest person in the room.and golden gloves boxing was big.he didn't want to hurt his hands
Jackass isn't a swear. That's the name of the animal. Look it up. jackass jăk′ăs″ noun A male ass or donkey. A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead. A male ass; a jack.
I have a true story about Rodger miller.he was going to play a concert in Lubbock Texas.then the Masonic lodge in Amarillo Texas said he would have to pay Amarillo lodge 3000 dollars becuase his song king of the road promoted an vagabond lifestyle.they settled on 2600.dollars.then the SUN TIMES reported that Rodger was out friday with a starlet.then photos of Saturday on a sailboat with different friends.then back on the movie set monday.photos with other friends.then Amarillo Mason's STOPPED Roger from play Lubbock.I was the 9 year old lookout for the Masonic b-b-ques.tells you what kind of people work kids when they sundown undesired types.colors.females.
ANDREW HOUGH A guy walks into a bar and hollers to the bartender. Hey Jackass get me a beer. After he finished the first one, he did it again. After the guy left, a patron asked why do you put up with that guy? The bartender stuttered, " He Haw, he always does that!
@Alan Brown You mean you wore an ass-hat, but now you wear an arse-hat. Soon you will be wearing a butt-hat, then a gluteus-maximus-hat. Tell them that long ago you were known as Gluteus Maximus and they might sell you one for half-price. Now go away.
@@drbonesshow1 right wing media makes a bigger deal out of "pc culture" than what actually exists to keep people from working on solving the real problems- like the fact that everybody is going broke. No one would care about this joke, but the fact that you THINK they would means you're falling for the propoganda, and the fact that I'm even replying means in certain ways, I am too. Talk to anybody you think is a "lib" and you'll find a diverse group of people, most of which don't care about pc culture the way you think they do. That's what any media company trying to make money from news is gonna do: sensationalize for profit! Right wing media is just as guilty as left wing, because they both exist within the capitalist right wing reality that produces sensationalism. Nobody really cares about jokes, THAT'S the biggest joke! :D ... also, check out my band!
I can't believe it, just made a comment how I had to do some thinking to get this joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When I did get it, realised not only it's simple it's also hillarious
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My uncle was a friend of his. He said the funniest joke he ever heard Roger Miller tell was, You know how people say that you and your dog begin to look like the longer you have him? I know it’s true because my neighbor just accused me of taking a poop on his lawn.”
LOL!
gone way too soon, but never forgotten.
Who
Miss Roger so much
Yep. Much about getting on in bars is adopting an understanding of the local idiom and both the true nature and makeup of the many characters you come across during your drinking journey!
🎶"Old jokes that I have found,
Short and laughter all around. "🎶
You write the song. We'll laugh and one day maybe we'll repeat your sonhs fondly.
LOL Great Roger Miller!
...but you can be happy if you've a mind to it
Very sweet joke
I miss Roger, too
Man, I didn't think I could love this guy any more then I already do. Yet here he is just casually swearing in front of kids.
Swearing?
He never said a cuss word in front of me.he was unhappy because he was always the smartest person in the room.and golden gloves boxing was big.he didn't want to hurt his hands
Little kids 'understood' barroom jokes??? Something is 'off' about this.
@@WhiteStone21475 I knew what a jackass was growing up on the farm... Didn't learn about politicians till I was older!!
Jackass isn't a swear. That's the name of the animal. Look it up.
jackass
jăk′ăs″
noun
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead.
A male ass; a jack.
I'm surprised he didn't make a song out of that joke. Only he could do it.
I got to admit being a jackass, took me a while to get the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and it's a perfectly good joke. jeeez, having a slow day
I miss Roger!!
And I STILL can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd! Hah!
I went to high school with a boy named Roger Miller. So we all called him Johnny Cash. True story.
David Henderson good
David Henderson hahahahaha
I don't get it..
@@Olm9 His name was Roger Miller (like the musician), so they called him Johnny cash instead (another musician in country) because of the irony
These are getting even better!
Barry Daniels 4
“Oo Dee Lally, Oo Dee Lally, Golly what a day!”
Billy ray,you just gave me a stupendous idea! I may watch Robin Hood tonight after I get home from program.
I like 14 dollars having 27 cents
Ha! Even the kids laughed.
That's funny. I miss Roger Miller.
I knew what the punchline was going to be but I still laughed!
I miss that man so
Much.
Roger Miller, The Original Nut!
nice one!
Those kids told that joke on the bus the very next school day, lol
Funny!
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd !!/:)
the kids loved that joke
I have a true story about Rodger miller.he was going to play a concert in Lubbock Texas.then the Masonic lodge in Amarillo Texas said he would have to pay Amarillo lodge 3000 dollars becuase his song king of the road promoted an vagabond lifestyle.they settled on 2600.dollars.then the SUN TIMES reported that Rodger was out friday with a starlet.then photos of Saturday on a sailboat with different friends.then back on the movie set monday.photos with other friends.then Amarillo Mason's STOPPED Roger from play Lubbock.I was the 9 year old lookout for the Masonic b-b-ques.tells you what kind of people work kids when they sundown undesired types.colors.females.
I have a similar story about him. Mileage Philadelphia manager bratwurst told him federal employees went chicken wire toadstool.
silly but completely unexpected
Funny joke
Cursing in front of young children, it was a different time. My parents never swore in front of us.
It isn't swearing. A male donkey is a jackass.
OK, So we all love Pinocchio, but that was some cult type call to arms. Wasn't it?
is it ok if I repeat this?
This joke was funnier in Silver Bullet
Didn't get to see the blonde behind him, disappointed ....
Like to hear the joke please - I cant lip read!
ANDREW HOUGH A guy walks into a bar and hollers to the bartender. Hey Jackass get me a beer. After he finished the first one, he did it again. After the guy left, a patron asked why do you put up with that guy? The bartender stuttered, " He Haw, he always does that!
Thanks to PC-America you can't say this anymore.
Whatever. The censorship laws at this time were WAY more strict. Sorry doc but you are full of shit.
@@evilsWa You must be a member of the Strength In Numbers Club. So I say to you: Eat shit a trillion flies can't be wrong.
@Alan Brown You mean you wore an ass-hat, but now you wear an arse-hat. Soon you will be wearing a butt-hat, then a gluteus-maximus-hat. Tell them that long ago you were known as Gluteus Maximus and they might sell you one for half-price. Now go away.
@@drbonesshow1 right wing media makes a bigger deal out of "pc culture" than what actually exists to keep people from working on solving the real problems- like the fact that everybody is going broke. No one would care about this joke, but the fact that you THINK they would means you're falling for the propoganda, and the fact that I'm even replying means in certain ways, I am too. Talk to anybody you think is a "lib" and you'll find a diverse group of people, most of which don't care about pc culture the way you think they do. That's what any media company trying to make money from news is gonna do: sensationalize for profit! Right wing media is just as guilty as left wing, because they both exist within the capitalist right wing reality that produces sensationalism. Nobody really cares about jokes, THAT'S the biggest joke! :D
... also, check out my band!
@@battyjr Well, I can only offer one of my songs: Hey Border ruclips.net/video/-N2ReW8qGEs/видео.html
I don't get it
Please watch the language, Roger!
You do realize that a jackass is a male donkey, right? There's nothing inappropriate about the word.
I don't understand the end?! When they start laughing?!
The guy making donkey noises
Hee haw, hee haw, hee always talks to me like that.
It's funny because the bartender has a speech impediment.
I can't believe it, just made a comment how I had to do some thinking to get this joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I did get it, realised not only it's simple it's also hillarious
AnotherKentPaul The bartender stutters Hee Haw, hee haw he always talks to me like that.
Xscr
....And that bartender grew up to be alexandria ocasio-cortez.
Que jejune.
Cold as ice! 😆👍
THE "JACKASS"
....Is AOC!!!
my horse face girl...
yucky joke
The painstaking sundial scilly wave because popcorn ontogenetically save across a unique scarecrow. overconfident, willing flesh
Yes obviously roller skates work best behind sundials ⚡️
Good singer, but a Big AO as a person.......
Not funny
That's so bad, it's good!