Some suggestions for rap verses: - “You’re killing me, woman!” - “Use the right amount, not the white amount.” - “Sorry, children.” - Some reference to ‘Pounding’.
Highlight of my week. As a Malaysian who grew up in England and now lives in LA this podcast, Nigel and Matt are awesome! Thanks for sharing your energy and humor.
As a bloke with Asian mum, Asian kids are required to study & work harder. You know what 2-hour study at home for Asian kids is called? A leisure time.
Glad to see a new ep of Haiyaa podcast! BTW, I was just listening to a book called 'Accidental Influencer' (by a British comedian) and for some reason, I thought of Uncle Roger/Nigel. Anyway, what I want to say is I'm glad the comedic character that Nigel has successfully created represents, to an extent, who Nigel seems to be (like on podcasts). In fact, the more I watch your work (past and present), the more I realise I'm liking Nigel as a comedian more than just when he is uncle roger. Keep up the good work!
Yes, Nigel is super funny, but I was referring more to his honesty in comedy. I think the cancel culture has gone a bit too far these days and it's great to see a comedian that isn't so 'politically correct' all the time.
I'm surprised better help is still a sponsor lol. But I find his way of letting people know better help is more memorable than someone just reading a script. This was a great episode, especially for seeing Matt's reactions to Nigel's comments. I hope you'll get better soon Matt!
@HAIYAA with Nigel Ng: when the wet suit is wet, have you ever wonder someone peed in the suit prior to you? There are only two types of divers in this world: 1) those who pee in their suit 2) and those who lie Anyway, I am a marine biologist, if you want to know more about underwater wonders, ping me. I am based on Malaysia as well
I will say it again: Nigel is a workaholic in denial. My theory is that he’s is an Imperial War Lord in Comedian’s Clothing. All the ingredients are there.
I think it’s human nature to enjoy festivals. Also, as an Indian, we have so many festivals the whole year round along with non-religious festivals that it’s not surprising whether people want to take a day off or not.
Meanwhile the Mexican guy that painted my living room gets done in one day, gives a super discount, and has enough time to paint another person's living room in the same day.
if you pay for something of course, as an Asian, you are most certainly going to do the whole thing. You might as well turn in your Asian card, because you are most certainly going to try and eat the entire buffet if it's all you can eat. In fact, as an Asian, especially aunties, will most certainly bring their own togo containers to sneak away food.
For those who cook egg-fried rice properly, that's hardworking with a work ethic. Fuiyoh! For those who didn't do that correctly, that's lousy and lazy. Haiyaa!
24:25 in Japan when u buy a car u cant just drive it away. A policeman has to come round your house to inspect your parking space to make sure u have one and that it's the right size. Mad lol
Ok, but working through a headache or migraine makes it worse. I finished an Assignment after taking the first dose of the vaccine but given a choice, I wouldn’t.
English is a very low pitch language. I see that a lot with bilingual people, for example, Anya Taylor Joy. When she speaks Spanish she's up like 4 octaves; when in English, balls dropped.
Didn't expect to hear Shinzo Abe's name on this channel😇 We go work just normally after our former prime minister killed by a gun attack. I want some holidays only to dig into the scandal of his suspicious relationship with a christian cult church.
I don't know about the British work ethic but, my work ethic is this. If you are not leaving the house in the morning, you ain't earning no money. Simple.
I'm not allowed to make breakfast tacos coz that's cultural appropriation and I'm white. That means tacos are stereotyped as Latino by the cultural appropriation parameters which makes cultural appropriation activists racist. I propose we call tacos, tacox as is with Latinox so as not to be racist and anyone can make them including whites who identify as Latinox. Jill Biden called Latinox tacos. I propose we all call each other by food. Latinos, tacos, Asians, Egg fried rice, Whites, Apple strudel, and blacks fried chicken while identifying as that race while you say it so it's not racist.
Yeah, I don’t want rubbish the Self-Help Section but a lot of them are just not it. It can be very rudimentary and not give insights. Also, a lot of them are mostly written for privileged cis-het men in the formal work sector.
Some suggestions for rap verses:
- “You’re killing me, woman!”
- “Use the right amount, not the white amount.”
- “Sorry, children.”
- Some reference to ‘Pounding’.
Auntie Helen might say
I did not pound her today
But she not so tasty
(not enough MSG)
King of Flavor (flavor, flavor)
:D
giving me eminem vibes
@@ledzeppelinrestores Thanks, I am neither a rapper nor a poet, but your comment put a smile on my face :)
Highlight of my week. As a Malaysian who grew up in England and now lives in LA this podcast, Nigel and Matt are awesome! Thanks for sharing your energy and humor.
As a bloke with Asian mum, Asian kids are required to study & work harder.
You know what 2-hour study at home for Asian kids is called?
A leisure time.
Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming where Nigel attempts to create marital discord in Producer Matt’s life.
Nigel's sponsor is Better Help, and half way through the podcast, he's shitting on therapy 🤣🤣
Watching Nigel shit on therapists and self help while plugging Betterhelp is golden lol. Cheers mate
Yeah, he'll prostitute himself to anyone if the price is right. 😆 Haiyaa!
Glad to see a new ep of Haiyaa podcast!
BTW, I was just listening to a book called 'Accidental Influencer' (by a British comedian) and for some reason, I thought of Uncle Roger/Nigel. Anyway, what I want to say is I'm glad the comedic character that Nigel has successfully created represents, to an extent, who Nigel seems to be (like on podcasts). In fact, the more I watch your work (past and present), the more I realise I'm liking Nigel as a comedian more than just when he is uncle roger. Keep up the good work!
Uncle Roger wouldn’t be funny if Nigel wasn’t funny.
Yes, Nigel is super funny, but I was referring more to his honesty in comedy. I think the cancel culture has gone a bit too far these days and it's great to see a comedian that isn't so 'politically correct' all the time.
Quote of the Day: “I have 15 days of compassion to give to people per year.”
I'm surprised better help is still a sponsor lol. But I find his way of letting people know better help is more memorable than someone just reading a script. This was a great episode, especially for seeing Matt's reactions to Nigel's comments. I hope you'll get better soon Matt!
Producer Matt is so sweet. Holidays are planned so the couple can be together.
"8 Mile" Uncle Roger should be called "8 Kilometer: On The Way"
bro Pokhraj Roy is everywhere in ur podcasts i swear
I didn't get covid from glastonbury but everyone who came with me did. So weak, so weak.
@HAIYAA with Nigel Ng: when the wet suit is wet, have you ever wonder someone peed in the suit prior to you?
There are only two types of divers in this world:
1) those who pee in their suit
2) and those who lie
Anyway, I am a marine biologist, if you want to know more about underwater wonders, ping me. I am based on Malaysia as well
"The Queen is definitely gonna pass away this year"
Uncle Roger = time traveller confirmed
Matt needs a holiday from all his holidays. 😂😂
It’s nice to see Nephew Nigel and Producer Matt back home in London. Although the shirt of the latter is distracting 😂
You were hilarious on countdown. Love the show😄😄😄
Ah, Nigel, you sound a bit frustrated and bitter there. Take it from me: holidays help with that a lot, go on and take some!
I will say it again: Nigel is a workaholic in denial. My theory is that he’s is an Imperial War Lord in Comedian’s Clothing. All the ingredients are there.
So happy to see Nigel hanging out with the big leagues! Petition to see Uncle Roger in Rap Videos.
I said to myself, "There's no way that Matt chose to wear that shirt and hat of his own accord"... It all makes sense now lol
Loving Nigel sense of humour...
Just came by to call Producer Matt a prophet. Nigel, better give him that time off.
This is gold
wow --- watching this for the first time... on the day the Queen has passed away just hours ago... 😐😐😐😐😐😐
it's MATTS FAULT!!!!!!
bruv these need to be longer. like 1h to 1h30min
11:09 Nice underrated joke there 😁
I think it’s human nature to enjoy festivals. Also, as an Indian, we have so many festivals the whole year round along with non-religious festivals that it’s not surprising whether people want to take a day off or not.
14:44 here we might get 60 days holiday if we are lucky
Abe was shot with a home-made gun. In Japan, handguns are illegal but rifles and shotguns are not.
Wish I had matts easy life, I was lucky to have 50 days of for the entire year of covid
okay, I clicked because I read the title as 'British WOK ethics'. LOL
Don't ever come to France Nigel, or you'll get a heart attack
😂
Nigel, your Sponsor Link was brilliant! 🔥
Meanwhile the Mexican guy that painted my living room gets done in one day, gives a super discount, and has enough time to paint another person's living room in the same day.
Just dont forget to d/l Ubereats and Doordash upon landing in Australia... They deliver supper to the hotel 😂😂
if you pay for something of course, as an Asian, you are most certainly going to do the whole thing. You might as well turn in your Asian card, because you are most certainly going to try and eat the entire buffet if it's all you can eat. In fact, as an Asian, especially aunties, will most certainly bring their own togo containers to sneak away food.
I hope Matt stays in the show even after Nigel moves to the US
Bbno$ would 100% put you in a video and probably even give you a verse tbh
He's awesome and his music is too
31:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nice transition to try and clean what u said up!!
Lil Uncle Rodger Worldstar mixtape
For those who cook egg-fried rice properly, that's hardworking with a work ethic. Fuiyoh!
For those who didn't do that correctly, that's lousy and lazy. Haiyaa!
we need the uncut version after 31:52
Hobs on the island are slightly worse than kitchen sink in the island. WTH, kitchen builders? Islands are for counter space only!!!
24:25 in Japan when u buy a car u cant just drive it away. A policeman has to come round your house to inspect your parking space to make sure u have one and that it's the right size. Mad lol
You’d make a great communist leader. Maybe you should forget the Uncle Roger persona and insist on everyone calling you Chairman Ng from now on 😉
Canberra Australia love to see you
I love his shirt
Ok, but working through a headache or migraine makes it worse. I finished an Assignment after taking the first dose of the vaccine but given a choice, I wouldn’t.
Who else misses his intro music
7:15 The Zoom question:
I don't care, I mainly listen to the podcast (even though on RUclips)
17:34 I mean, you should’ve called to check whether they work on appointments. Also, it’s Mayfair so of course they were posh.
You need to file as an American company then employ everyone under it. They have to pay you to take time off and you still deny the time off 😅
Bold of Nigel to assume someone’s mother isn’t aware of Adult Entertainment.
my thoughts too! it was a lady who recently told me PH have a smartphone app and she finds it so much more convenient xD
Matt is absolutely adorable
No offence but not everyone has the lighting and the aesthetics to film in one’s kitchen. Modular kitchens are easier for cameras.
First time of hear uncle roger saying normally
How uncle Roger face is so smooth... He should do a skincare vid
No cars on the road would be lit in California
lol have to cancel the glasto tickets i got from 2019 cause now I'm too old to camp for even 3 days now
I think the main concern is that inflation and wage are not at the same level. The higher ups are only getting richer and more corrupt.
Definitely gonna be Shibuya Kaho she was in the states for AX so that's my best guess
English is a very low pitch language. I see that a lot with bilingual people, for example, Anya Taylor Joy. When she speaks Spanish she's up like 4 octaves; when in English, balls dropped.
THE GUYS SHIRT??? 0:05
Didn't expect to hear Shinzo Abe's name on this channel😇
We go work just normally after our former prime minister killed by a gun attack. I want some holidays only to dig into the scandal of his suspicious relationship with a christian cult church.
I don't know about the British work ethic but, my work ethic is this. If you are not leaving the house in the morning, you ain't earning no money. Simple.
It’s definitely worth putting Asian Food Eminem in your bio, Nigel.
8:17 - 8:48
I think he must come to Thailand often for sure.
Will your producer heading to US with you next year?
Brother Nigel, we have the problem here in the USA with not enough workers but jobs are plenty...wth...
is she going to pull a Shinzo Abe 🤣🤣
Dang, in Canada a full time job gives you 7 days a year 😵
Pokhraj Roy commented in this thread 20 times. wtf
Hahahahaha
The tshirt and the cap
It's your Holliday
Matt predicted the Queen's death oof
06:23 if i pay for 4 days of graspop i am using graspop for 4 days!!!
@14:00 Eczema?! *HAIYAA* ! Use Triamcinalone
Nigel Habibi doesnt mean my friend it means my love or baby. But allot of Middle Eastern "Uncles" use it as term of endermeant.
Did anyone notice nigel's hehehehe is like andrew garfield
Nigel I'm just Ike you🤣 always working AND I'm a white American 💀💀
The queen joke tho
I think it's how you do what you do lmaoo stay fly uncle
I'm not allowed to make breakfast tacos coz that's cultural appropriation and I'm white. That means tacos are stereotyped as Latino by the cultural appropriation parameters which makes cultural appropriation activists racist. I propose we call tacos, tacox as is with Latinox so as not to be racist and anyone can make them including whites who identify as Latinox. Jill Biden called Latinox tacos. I propose we all call each other by food. Latinos, tacos, Asians, Egg fried rice, Whites, Apple strudel, and blacks fried chicken while identifying as that race while you say it so it's not racist.
Shibuya kaho?
I love the word ‘Habibi’ and of course, there’s ‘Mashallah’.
queen dead man right
As a Singaporean, I have to agree that British work ethic is just too damn horrible
Do they go to Espinstiens islands? Don't go there.
Hellos
02:44 its kaho aint it?
Producer Matt is so painfully naïve. There are people who like judging bodies and think they’re doing a great job being purveyors of morality.
my guess ASA AKIRA
What!??
If you can eat stinky, gooey fermented soy beans (aka natto) then you should be able to go down on a women.
Hmmm, like natto, it's an acquired taste.
fuyoooo!!!
Yeah, I don’t want rubbish the Self-Help Section but a lot of them are just not it. It can be very rudimentary and not give insights. Also, a lot of them are mostly written for privileged cis-het men in the formal work sector.