I love love love that instead of turning off the trophy notifications and playing the version that allows Chris to skip the parts of the game that he wishes were not in there, they play the version that he knows he doesn’t have patience for.
Except instead of something like Game Grumps playing the worst version of Sonic Adventure 1 and going out of his way to trigger glitches, therefore causing damages to a game and a series with an already tarnished reputation, here people actually know the game is good.
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop Its like Achievements but lamer version that Playstation are trying on. Xbox is a little better of getting people addicted to hunt for Achievement. But i do think criticism Oneyplays had on Achievements in "Rondo of Blood" video, of it not rewarding the player for finding secrets or it feeling rewarding, but more wasting their time was a good criticism
They made a joke of giving all the main characters Italian-ish names...but the irony is there was an Italian Senate hearing earlier this year, and a nsfw video of Tifa accidentally showed up in their face time meeting or whatever. It was pretty controversial.
I loved the moody atmosphere of FF7, especially the beginning. Really felt like a one-of-a-kind type of game, especially back around the time of its release.
@SollomonGrunty damn y'all, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. I think you guys are confusing the fans' "deeplore" obsession with the actual intent of the dev.
@@ghhn4505 I agree, everyone was like, “oh wow it’s such a unique idea,” that game was nowhere near as good as people made it out to be, and now it’s making Toby Fox act all pretentious...
@@guidojacobs2002 Couple things. First, it was a joke, obviously. Secondly, no he didn't. But when you consider that this is labeled "complete series", and DingDong/Julian are no longer living in the same area as Chris, it's pretty clear it won't be finished.
0:35:00 For future reference, the default colors for the four corners of the text box are B:176. B:128 B:080. B:032 And the RG values are R:000 G:000 On all of them
Both Onny and Viney were inspiring for me. I'm just sad that Vinny is already done with his (and 9, geez...), and more sad that Bimblor will never save the Beeforoni pizza with Lambini and get his butt pierced by Pastilda's dilk. We didn't even get to see Sexy-Ross once...
FF7 original fanboys are probably among the most entitled fans of anything ever and Chris is the shining example, lol. Nine times out of ten they treat their headcanons and incredibly flawed memory as gospel as say that the people who actually wrote the fuckin thing "ruined it" in the subsequent material.
@@ExaltedUrielI wouldn't say it got ruined, but its obvious the intentions changed over time as the series changed hands. I'm in the same camp as Chris where I really only care about the original, but things change and evolve, and if the new one resonates with you, then enjoy it! Chris doesnt have to enjoy it the same way you do, and vice versa. It's not like he's an authority on gaming anyway
I played 14 hours on the dot then stopped, of the Remake. During that time I drank lots of wine, like a lot and ate more than half a pizza. When I stopped I ate the two remaining pieces and picked back up in this video 1 hour in. My belly feels like Pastilda fell through the roof of it.
I wish they'd played more of this. FF7 is definitely my favourite game but Cloud and Barrett being called Bimblor and Lambini will never not be hilarious.
@@omegalardax8546 chris dd and j are three people who i enjoy maybe 90% of their jokes and overall funnies but i really, really fucking hate and cant stand who they actually are. theyre so miserable and hateful. just so negative to be around and hypocritical.
Not gonna lie. I kind of wish this was the last game they finished with Ding dong and Julian. I know Chris is gonna play the remake but imo I found this series funnier than either Kingdom hearts or Pokémon. Now Crash died for nothing because Beeforoni couldn’t save the pizza.
I wish the Oney Boys would've played Kingdom Hearts 3. There was so much dumb shit in that game that I genuinely wanted to see Julian react to stuff like the World of Sora
@@twangy_juice8126 I still hope that someday in the not-so near future they play KH3. I think Chris and Ding Dong would appreciate the improved cutscenes and I need to see their reaction to Sully yeeting Vanitas headlong through a door.
The movie was what made me go into FF7 and FF games. I think its a cool movie, but they did pick more suited voice actors for FF7 original in the remake atleast
"We recieved a notice saying my husband died..." Chris: "Aww..." Moments like that really make me appreciate that there Mr. O'Neil. For all the dumb, crude jokes and stupid bullshit he's honestly a nice dude.
I find the progression in this video from "people who play the new version to skip random battles are stupid" to "I hate random battles" and running from them quite poetic.
@@yourehereforthatarentyou Chris and Ding Dong are actually brothers and the sons of him, Julian had sex with a woman despite being gay just so he could had some pals to play video games with 18 years later.
38:40 "Julian, you're gay." ... "You're like, gahaha. You're right!" I don't know what it is exactly, the combination of the nice background music contrasted with the subject matter, but it is lol. 🤣
Chris: I didn't play this when it first came out I was like 13 Also Chris: I was like 6 or 7 and the countdown scared me. Also Chris Pt. 2: Yeah I played this before I could even read
He didn't "play" it until he was 13. When he was 6 or 7 he tried playing the game, but the countdown scared him, so he didn't play again until years later
He is pretty clear about the timeline. He tried to play when he was young but never made it past the first reactor because the timer got to 1 second, so ran to turn off the Playstation and it made him cry, then when he was around 13 someone said he wouldn't be able to beat it so he played it to spite him.
I hope one day, Dingus Dongus will return to Planet Earth one day after finding a new habitable planet for his refugee people alongside his galactic accomplice, Julius to reunite and play more of the funny final fantasy game
Chris: "The PS4 rerelease is for people who don't want to play the game and just want to skip the random battles." Also Chris: "I don't want to play this anymore there's too many random battles."
"guys we're gonna beat final fantasy seven."
Chris' humor has truly transcended
Hasn't changed one bit
Ding Dong: "Chris, you're pushing it!"
Also Ding Dong: "Tigger."
That was the joke.
@@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 Yep
he's a cutie
I love love love that instead of turning off the trophy notifications and playing the version that allows Chris to skip the parts of the game that he wishes were not in there, they play the version that he knows he doesn’t have patience for.
He hates trophies THAT much, even seeing the menu option to turn it off infuriates him
Dang
@@Kneevirus what are trophies?
Except instead of something like Game Grumps playing the worst version of Sonic Adventure 1 and going out of his way to trigger glitches, therefore causing damages to a game and a series with an already tarnished reputation, here people actually know the game is good.
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop Its like Achievements but lamer version that Playstation are trying on. Xbox is a little better of getting people addicted to hunt for Achievement. But i do think criticism Oneyplays had on Achievements in "Rondo of Blood" video, of it not rewarding the player for finding secrets or it feeling rewarding, but more wasting their time was a good criticism
“Julian, it’s you!”
“It’s me”
Vs
“Tomar, it’s you!”
“What? How is that me??”
I love them both
They’re both sweet little cuties
beautiful little chubsters they both are
@@misscalicogirl
Tomar is a large chiseled ape man
Julian is the beautiful little chubster lad
@@rr53213rr A crossover episode would be so cool. I would fucking stab someone for that to happen.
The playthrough that got our beautiful Beefaroni on Games Done Quick
Saved Crash from suicide also!
More money for dilation stations
*Beeforoni
I love the thank you video Crash did later, you can hear Julian trying not to laugh lmao
Tifa being named Beefaroni was a warning, we just didn’t see it
Oh god it's all connected
what are you guys talking about
@@yourehereforthatarentyou They're talking about the thing where Beefaroni fucked in front of the king of Italy.
They made a joke of giving all the main characters Italian-ish names...but the irony is there was an Italian Senate hearing earlier this year, and a nsfw video of Tifa accidentally showed up in their face time meeting or whatever. It was pretty controversial.
@@DuskyLore Italian Tifa sounds pretty hot
Take me to the Calzone
Cloud running down the stairs crying after a little girl calls him stupid is the funniest shit in the world
Final Fantasy VII: Italian Children
Loved how the last phrase in the video was "Tune in next time for more Final Fantasy"
Cant wait for them to play the remake
It was a final fantasy, alright
I just realized that if the restaurant in Midgar sells a Korean BBQ Plate that implies there’s a Korea in the world of FF7.
And the description of one of the Espers in FF6 literally talks about it being a Jewish legend.
@@roy-cyber There’s also a sign in Seventh Heaven that says, “Texas,” if I remember correctly. FFVII’s world is a dystopian future.
@@roy-cyber Yeah but nobody cares about FF6
@@TigerTzu it’s definitely the best final fantasy not counting 7
Korea, Israel, and Texas all exist as a big ass archipelago in all Final Fantasy worlds.
I'm glad that this let's play has a connection to the real life future of the Italian senate
Oney, Ding Dong, and Julian will always be the Holy Trinity of OneyPlays
And Zach is God
Also Mick, Corey and Niall are the three Wisemen, and Tomar and Lyle are Joseph and Mary
Oney, Jeff, & Cory are great together too
Mysterious Maximus holy shit that would be amazing
@@pongo1342 i want Chris Ray Gun on an episode
*beefaroni*
You can feel her presence
What happened to your final fantasy 7 video?
Reeeee
We need more ff7 from you! It was a pleasure to watch and listen to you speak about your musical passion.
I love seeing you comment on the funni boy videos
I loved the moody atmosphere of FF7, especially the beginning. Really felt like a one-of-a-kind type of game, especially back around the time of its release.
6 is better
Oh man, had me hooked right away. I was like 12 or 13 when I got it
1:05:42 "Your eyes, they glow like a brown rope"
Jesus that got me good.
Look at this down that I just found
Hold him down make him brown.
*frown
*bound.
Make him brown.
*Clown
Go!
Ding Dong and Julian may have left the channel, but they will never leave our hearts.
40:17
That's the most genuinely angry Ive heard Ding Dong lol, and it's over Undertale
He was justified though
It was a very hamfisted way of making you feel guilty, nor was it effective.
@@knutandersson4606 I didn't feel bad cuz I didn't care what was going on
@SollomonGrunty damn y'all, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. I think you guys are confusing the fans' "deeplore" obsession with the actual intent of the dev.
@@ghhn4505 I agree, everyone was like, “oh wow it’s such a unique idea,” that game was nowhere near as good as people made it out to be, and now it’s making Toby Fox act all pretentious...
“Tune in next time for more final fantasy”
The disk grew arms and legs and snap itself in half out of hearing these three gay making the big weehee funny noises
That's what they always say at the end of a game series they didn't complete.
@@thebreadbringer
Ive seen many “complete series” videos and only this one does that so I don’t know what you’re talking about
and what do you know, chris is doing a final fantasy run in modern day
3:20 "Guys, we're gonna beat Final Fantasy 7"
So that was a lie.
:[
Did he give a time frame to do it in?
@@guidojacobs2002 Couple things. First, it was a joke, obviously. Secondly, no he didn't. But when you consider that this is labeled "complete series", and DingDong/Julian are no longer living in the same area as Chris, it's pretty clear it won't be finished.
@@guidojacobs2002 or say that they'd record it?
@@andyukmonkey Exactly.
Thank you for releasing these full playthroughs. Gotta love that Oney!
The fact that the video opens up with Julian's laughter is just so beautiful.
0:35:00 For future reference, the default colors for the four corners of the text box are
B:176. B:128
B:080. B:032
And the RG values are
R:000
G:000
On all of them
Wat
@@Dongusdankus13 My tism will save someone time and headache in the future, so that’s all that counts (๑╹ω╹๑ )
@@acosta-animations5606 I almost made the timestamp a minute too early
0:35:50 is closer to being relevant
@@Abdega thank you, my goofy good boy funnee man brain needed this information- you were right
14:16 "You did the funny now do the runny" fucking kills me every time
2:15:06 The original creator didn't want to do a sequel. They did it without him.
Zach, toemar, lyle and all them are gud and all but ding dong, chris and julian have a special place in my heart
*Lial.
I love how you play the game with episodes and then do a best of and then finally put up the whole play through
You underestimate the replayability of oneyboy
im so glad they actually made “pizza” a central theme of the remake
Hearing those words "Hey Julian, what if..." Always cracks me up
And thus ends the adventure of Pastilda, the girl who fulfilled her dreams of being kidnapped. The end
So pastilda is actually foo fighters?
first oneyplays series i watched. good memories. thank you for the many laughs you have provided me over the years, mr oney
This LP pretty much inspired me to play this game for the first time
Vinesauce introduced me
Both Onny and Viney were inspiring for me. I'm just sad that Vinny is already done with his (and 9, geez...), and more sad that Bimblor will never save the Beeforoni pizza with Lambini and get his butt pierced by Pastilda's dilk.
We didn't even get to see Sexy-Ross once...
Now I feel old 'cause I played this game 22 years ago...
@@DrakeValos How do you think Cloud feels
@@eckitronix Bimblor's probably fine. He's making a come back, in fact!
30:47 I don't think Chris noticed he misspelled Beefaroni, because DingDong and Julian did
"Reno is supposed to be an ugly scary murderer" -Chris O Neill FF7 Character Designer
Well now he’s an ugly scary murderer with one ball. Thanks to Tifa.😂
FF7 original fanboys are probably among the most entitled fans of anything ever and Chris is the shining example, lol. Nine times out of ten they treat their headcanons and incredibly flawed memory as gospel as say that the people who actually wrote the fuckin thing "ruined it" in the subsequent material.
@@ExaltedUrielI wouldn't say it got ruined, but its obvious the intentions changed over time as the series changed hands. I'm in the same camp as Chris where I really only care about the original, but things change and evolve, and if the new one resonates with you, then enjoy it! Chris doesnt have to enjoy it the same way you do, and vice versa. It's not like he's an authority on gaming anyway
@@ExaltedUriel tbf western translation Cloud being an awkward idiot is much better than emo Cloud... can we at least agree on that?
@@Mattriix No
cant wait to tune in for the next episode
I played 14 hours on the dot then stopped, of the Remake. During that time I drank lots of wine, like a lot and ate more than half a pizza. When I stopped I ate the two remaining pieces and picked back up in this video 1 hour in. My belly feels like Pastilda fell through the roof of it.
“We’re playing the original version because you can skip battles and cheat on the PS4 version.”
*less than 2 hours later*
“I HATE RANDOM BATTLES!!”
As much as I like Chris, he might be the embodiment of most things I most hate about genwunners of any franchise
37:08
“There’s things inside all of us!”
“ *ESPECIALLY* Me”
hell yeah, this series got me into the channel. love these complete series uploads, really appreciate them
I wish they'd played more of this. FF7 is definitely my favourite game but Cloud and Barrett being called Bimblor and Lambini will never not be hilarious.
The robbie rotten bit at ~17:50 is the funniest shit Chris has said in awhile.
17:24
God I miss dingo dongo and julianne
I only just started watching Oney's vids and I always see Dingdong and Julian. What happened to them?
@@kyleespiritu4946
They moved away and started working on their own video game.
@@TrueCarthaginian Whaaaaaa dang that's a shame :/ they had such good chemistry too. Oh well best of luck to them
@@kyleespiritu4946 i dont know if Thats a true, but wait. This video was uploaded week ago, So... They're still friends, or smth?
@@Harmonyya1992 Yeah, Dungo and Jul are just busy and hard working on their game.
1:44:08. The burp times with the jump is so unbelievably funny to me
I totally forgot it was Julian who originally pronounced 'potion' as 'poteon'.
Why did they complete 2 entire Kingdom Hearts games but they can never finish a Final Fantasy?
Adhd
I finally sat down and played this game. I get the hype now, came back to watch this.
I like how Chris criticizes the ps4 release of FFVII for allowing you to skip the things he later starts complaining about in the play through.
We're talking about Chris here if anything doesn't work in his favor than he immediately criticizes it.
@@omegalardax8546 chris dd and j are three people who i enjoy maybe 90% of their jokes and overall funnies but i really, really fucking hate and cant stand who they actually are. theyre so miserable and hateful. just so negative to be around and hypocritical.
"Many grat things await our heroes, Bimblor, Beefaroni and Lambini"
*they were never seen again*
_(cue the Game Over music)_
5:49 I love DingDongs reaction 😂
Not gonna lie. I kind of wish this was the last game they finished with Ding dong and Julian. I know Chris is gonna play the remake but imo I found this series funnier than either Kingdom hearts or Pokémon.
Now Crash died for nothing because Beeforoni couldn’t save the pizza.
I wish the Oney Boys would've played Kingdom Hearts 3. There was so much dumb shit in that game that I genuinely wanted to see Julian react to stuff like the World of Sora
@@twangy_juice8126 I still hope that someday in the not-so near future they play KH3. I think Chris and Ding Dong would appreciate the improved cutscenes and I need to see their reaction to Sully yeeting Vanitas headlong through a door.
Chris should just move to where they did
Thinking this is funnier than their KH playthrough is an absurd fallacy
They only quit being regulars. There’s nothing stopping them from popping in on occasion for smaller sessions.
Wow 2 hours 24 is a great speedrun
Goodbye Julian and Ding Dong. You are already missed dearly.
SEPHIROTH WHADD A YOU WAAAAHNT
Sephiroth: Give me the big baloney
Cloud: *ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ*
The movie was what made me go into FF7 and FF games. I think its a cool movie, but they did pick more suited voice actors for FF7 original in the remake atleast
I love how Chris sings Julian's name to all the music XD
1:35:05
Sad that they overlooked the text box saying "Go do _someone_ else", rather than _"something_ else".
1:11:15 "look Tomar, that's you"
It's a shame they didn't finish this playthrough
59:02 "Everyone in this game world always falls through that ceiling" - Play Crisis Core, you will see he is right
And the people to this day are still waiting for it to continue.
1:16:05 The dog belching at him with the voice clip from earlier caught me so off guard, I almost burst out laughing, on the bus.
The symbol in the elevator means micro.
19:56 Chris literally referenced his own FF cartoon.
The Night you’ve got the downs
Anyone else think of BURGLOR when Chris named Cloud Bimblor? Lmao
Also this play through cured my cancer. Thank you
*BURGLOR! STEALIN SHEEIT!*
"We recieved a notice saying my husband died..."
Chris: "Aww..."
Moments like that really make me appreciate that there Mr. O'Neil. For all the dumb, crude jokes and stupid bullshit he's honestly a nice dude.
He always points out when a video game character is being polite, which I think is sweet
I find the progression in this video from "people who play the new version to skip random battles are stupid" to "I hate random battles" and running from them quite poetic.
Still tuning in for more final fantasy
53:14 always love that reaction
Minute 3:19 “Guys we’re gonna beat Final Fantasy 7” I really wish they did
3:06 the pepperoni secret is that he has a second potion ;)
1:12:56 Is the Scream from FNF week 7 when Steve Screams
I cant thank you enough for this
@@waterandgoldfish4632 Well No problem
I can't believe Julian started the "poh-ti-on" joke!
Julian is the mastermind behind everything... he even created Final Fantasy just so he could do this joke for the let’s play.
@@possyco9050 i think he actually developed the sony playstation as well. made it out of lawn mower parts iirc
@@yourehereforthatarentyou Chris and Ding Dong are actually brothers and the sons of him, Julian had sex with a woman despite being gay just so he could had some pals to play video games with 18 years later.
1:03:50 this is the exact same noise and reaction that ding dong ALWAYS makes whenever hes proven wrong after being so confidently incorrect.
I desperately want to know what other playthroughs/episodes he's made this noise lol
I love Joolians crunchy ass laugh at the naming part in the start
So happy to see Beeforoni make her way into GDQ FF7, up there with Cool Ranch! Haha! 😆
"Guys we're gonna beat Final Fantasy 7" - Chris
"...sigh" - Me
38:40
"Julian, you're gay."
...
"You're like, gahaha. You're right!"
I don't know what it is exactly, the combination of the nice background music contrasted with the subject matter, but it is lol. 🤣
I like it when Chris calls Julian half the video
"Tune in next time for more final fantasy!"
*video ends
Chris: I didn't play this when it first came out I was like 13
Also Chris: I was like 6 or 7 and the countdown scared me.
Also Chris Pt. 2: Yeah I played this before I could even read
Chris is a old man now.
He didn't "play" it until he was 13.
When he was 6 or 7 he tried playing the game, but the countdown scared him, so he didn't play again until years later
He is pretty clear about the timeline. He tried to play when he was young but never made it past the first reactor because the timer got to 1 second, so ran to turn off the Playstation and it made him cry, then when he was around 13 someone said he wouldn't be able to beat it so he played it to spite him.
I like that they proudly carry on the tradition of not finishing the game with the new remake
That one is shit though
Thanks!
Julian makes a good point about those flowers holy shit haha
35:40 When you first see the prices for items, you can see how much of a stingy bastard Barret really is.
I think you mean Lambini.
I hope one day, Dingus Dongus will return to Planet Earth one day after finding a new habitable planet for his refugee people alongside his galactic accomplice, Julius to reunite and play more of the funny final fantasy game
1:48:34 “I didn’t fucking. Mean. To push. Circle! YOU FUCKING INGRATE!”
Keep going the good shit, u did this pretty well, thanks for those nostalgic moment 😍
1:53:39 finally the source of julians "wheehee!" From the infamous big penny song
11:22 IT BEGINS
when pico is about to shoot the tankman in Friday Night Funkin, his scream was from this at 1:12:56 lol
thank you so much i was looking for this comment after the livestream
@@peppinopizza_ I’m not the only oneeee yeaahhooo
I CANNOT FUCHING WAIT FOR THE BLUE WINDOW WITH A SAVE ON IT!!!
MORE COMPLETE SERIES. Thank you.
They post a Complete Series video every saturday
17:27 rest in peace stefan karl stefansson
58:09 great detective skills
Chris: "The PS4 rerelease is for people who don't want to play the game and just want to skip the random battles."
Also Chris: "I don't want to play this anymore there's too many random battles."
The Italian Gang
(2017 playthrough) Look forward to that remake playthrough boys
I swear those character naming parts killed my sides more than once.
I can't hear the battle music without thinking of the Moth
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
36:36 "we made the game a lot better"
I made my second playthroughs pastel pink and blue
Yes the Legendary journey of Bimblor Lambini Beeferoni and Pastilda chris Continue this playthrough Please