Why Gotrek & Felix Ai Always Run Away In Their Quest Battle When Karl Franz has Come to Rescue them

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Комментарии • 241

  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  4 месяца назад +267

    Always remember what happened in Altdorf, 2502
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    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  4 месяца назад +12

      Gotrek & Felix Series coming after July and 100K subscribers

    • @КовбойсоСпарксом
      @КовбойсоСпарксом 4 месяца назад +5

      Always remember what happened in Ank-Morpork, 25th may.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 4 месяца назад +2

      Before this, people were defenestrating all over the street. Disgusting.

    • @verdorrterpunkt2846
      @verdorrterpunkt2846 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Tarriff ... How long have you been stuck at just under 100k?

  • @astaroth7253
    @astaroth7253 4 месяца назад +696

    Funnily Enough, there was only one person outside of Felix family that remembered him being part of the Window Tax riots

    • @martinlysy
      @martinlysy 4 месяца назад +5

      Who was that?

    • @astaroth7253
      @astaroth7253 4 месяца назад +47

      @@martinlysy might need to fact check it buti think that the spy master(Van Halstedt?) they meet in Nuln during Skavenslayer knew about it

    • @astaroth7253
      @astaroth7253 4 месяца назад +11

      @@martinlysy im pretty sure it was only brought up 1 or 2 times by someone other than Felix

    • @martinlysy
      @martinlysy 4 месяца назад +2

      @@astaroth7253 Hmm, didnt he think that Felix is member of secret community of fiery heart because he has that sword? That would kinda contradict him.

    • @killcount0079
      @killcount0079 4 месяца назад +9

      The wizard Max mentioned it when they first met.

  • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
    @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 4 месяца назад +562

    Felix: Run Gotrek! Its the IRS!

    • @YibbyZibaton
      @YibbyZibaton 4 месяца назад +50

      Would fighting the IRS give Gortek the worthiest doom?

    • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
      @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 4 месяца назад +27

      @@YibbyZibaton yes

    • @antonioferrari241
      @antonioferrari241 4 месяца назад +39

      Gotrek: I’m determined to find my doom against the strongest of opponents, but the IRS? Noooooo thanks!

    • @perrymeril
      @perrymeril 4 месяца назад +17

      Not even Joker fights the irs

    • @kenny3179
      @kenny3179 4 месяца назад

      Ey battle for middle earth My beloved, I knew the people that loved it and the people that love warhammer total war overlap quite a bit.

  • @MonsterJail
    @MonsterJail 4 месяца назад +245

    "Manling, it's been 20 years, the humans will have forgotten all about it by now"
    Cut to: Altdorf Bookshop with 'My Travels with Gotrek: International Best seller celebration compendium' display

    • @ShadyOakMinistries
      @ShadyOakMinistries 4 месяца назад +63

      The Empire keeps a book of Grudges almost as well as the Dwarves when taxes are involved.

    • @consolescrub4031
      @consolescrub4031 4 месяца назад +18

      The true irony is if his book is popular enough it gets displayed in the shop window.

    • @unknownbenefactor8029
      @unknownbenefactor8029 3 месяца назад +11

      Book of grudges Human edition. Section 40. Herr Felix Jaeger : tax evasion and riot instigator.

  • @olafgawowski7582
    @olafgawowski7582 4 месяца назад +818

    Narrator: You must aid these champions against Slanneshi forces...
    Karl Franz: What Slanneshi forces?! I have a varrant to fuckin arrest protesters!

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 4 месяца назад +140

      Karl: pay your taxes sigmar dammit!

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  4 месяца назад +152

      worse, these protestors kicked the cops ass

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 месяца назад +33

      To be fair, the Empire's army doesn't pay itself.

    • @orangutanenthusiast5631
      @orangutanenthusiast5631 4 месяца назад +8

      This heinous criminal tried to get out of paying the tax for 3 of his windows

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 4 месяца назад +257

    “I’m crazy enough to take on the Chaos Gods themselves, but the IRS? NO Thank you!”
    -Gotrek

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 месяца назад +6

      Nice Joker reference.

    • @Burgerzaza
      @Burgerzaza 4 месяца назад +5

      Not only is there no honor in that doom, but they'll take all his gold in an audit too

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 4 месяца назад +250

    "It all started when Felix was a college kid who incited the window tax riots. Then he was almost run down by 6 of the Reiksguard, Karl Franz' finest.
    Then Gotrek showed up and killed 6 of the Reiksguard, Karl Franz' finest."

    • @branmandola6748
      @branmandola6748 4 месяца назад +10

      A fellow pancreasnowork fan👍

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 4 месяца назад +8

      Here's to PancreasNoWork!

    • @consolescrub4031
      @consolescrub4031 4 месяца назад +7

      I have to appreciate how long he probably spent coming up with different ways to say "Here's a thing. Gotrek killed it." for that video.

    • @silversolitaire1519
      @silversolitaire1519 4 месяца назад +3

      I actually got Trollslayer as an audiobook recently BECAUSE of Pancreasnowork.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 месяца назад

      How accurate was the vid?​@silversolitaire1519

  • @Arcane0ne21
    @Arcane0ne21 4 месяца назад +370

    "How many times u failed that quest?"
    "Yes"

    • @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703
      @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703 4 месяца назад +18

      This mission is the bane of my existence

    • @lyazim7673
      @lyazim7673 4 месяца назад +8

      Relatable, I had to wait till I got an Amethyst Outrider and Emperor's Wrath steam tank with Elspeth on her Carmine Dragon before I could beat the quest

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 4 месяца назад +6

      @@lyazim7673 Yeah, its not one you are supposed to beat at lvl 10 with an archer stack lmao.

    • @boomerix
      @boomerix 4 месяца назад +4

      I just wanted to try it out, out of curiosity. Now I will forever spread 15 Slaanesh corruption wherever I go.
      Save scumming or trying that mission 100x is not something I want to bother my friends with during a multiplayer campaign.

    • @nikolaosboukouvalas449
      @nikolaosboukouvalas449 4 месяца назад +3

      Basically you need to have either healers to keep the duo alive, some fast and tough units to surround the duo and keep them from melting and some fast or far ranged units to draw aggro on the alluresses. Preferably all of the above.

  • @jakb8401
    @jakb8401 4 месяца назад +101

    Karl Franz: *appears*
    Gotrek and Fellix: *bad memories induced panic*

  • @raze263
    @raze263 4 месяца назад +96

    That keeper of secrets was thinking some how this was tzentchs doing

  • @RiderEpsilon
    @RiderEpsilon 4 месяца назад +190

    Windows Taxe: PTSD of Felix

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 4 месяца назад +10

      "The Empire can send whoever they want, im not paying taxes."

  • @TheMienaiChikara
    @TheMienaiChikara 4 месяца назад +158

    The minions of Chaos cannot stand against THE DYNAMIC DUO OF TRUE CHAOS

  • @jackjones2454
    @jackjones2454 4 месяца назад +21

    I love how the Keeper of Secrets just sits back and watches as the Empire’s federal law officers peruse known rioter/murderer Felix (and his short friend).

  • @skupipup
    @skupipup 4 месяца назад +53

    Reiksguard beating Felix: "Stop resisting"

  • @Ax_Dj0
    @Ax_Dj0 4 месяца назад +30

    This is a perfect explanation why Gotrex ans Felix rushing to Slaanesh forces at the beginning of this battle, they running so desperately that you have to heal them constantly to complete the quest

  • @interdimensionalcommunicat9750
    @interdimensionalcommunicat9750 4 месяца назад +41

    Felix is lucky that Gotrek doesn't consider Suicide By Cop to count as a worthy doom.

  • @sherlocksmuuug6692
    @sherlocksmuuug6692 4 месяца назад +19

    Yet another chapter in the long, long story known as: "My travels with Gotrek Copbrawler" by Felix the Tax Evader.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 4 месяца назад +20

    Narrator: Help has arrived for Gotrek and Felix
    Felix: Oh yes!
    Karl Franz: *arrives*
    Felix: Oh no!

  • @tigertankerer
    @tigertankerer 4 месяца назад +19

    Police in Ame... in Reikland is so brutal that even fearless slayer Gotrek runs away from them.

  • @Alex_Ander_
    @Alex_Ander_ 4 месяца назад +43

    Slaanesh: Army losses due to blue balls.

  • @maxdax530
    @maxdax530 4 месяца назад +12

    1:41 the keeper of secrets was so confused. You can see a part of her brain fly away

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 4 месяца назад +14

    That Keeper at the end along his visible confusion was the punchline here and I love it.

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 4 месяца назад +25

    You'd think he wouldn't publish his diaries admitting his involvement in the Window Tax protests. Then again, Felix has some big brass balls

    • @TheAussieBlue
      @TheAussieBlue 4 месяца назад +16

      He didn't. His brother did, thinking that Felix was dead cause it'd been 20 years since they'd last been in the empire. Felix was not happy when he found out - mostly because he didn't know how Gotrek would take it.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheAussieBlue Fair enough, been a while since I've read the books

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 4 месяца назад +48

    This actually an amazing joke

    • @Eliphas_
      @Eliphas_ 4 месяца назад +10

      You know whats really funny? This is actually true and not completely made up

    • @kongskongs8089
      @kongskongs8089 4 месяца назад +6

      That goes for every Tarriff content

  • @Epifairos
    @Epifairos 4 месяца назад +8

    I mean... even in the very first chapter of the very first book, Felix imagines marshalls and Witch hunters behind every corner and then recounts if only he knew how random and chaotic was justice in the Empire... but... the PTSD is still present :D as he never forgets while he laments in every damn book how he ended up in this situation :D.

  • @snorlax3213
    @snorlax3213 4 месяца назад +29

    Tarriff is the only Warhammer3 RUclipsr that makes actual good content out of it

  • @redwolf6829
    @redwolf6829 4 месяца назад +78

    why is tarriff not famous yet wtf. bro is a Creative at assembling these

    • @BloodyArchangelus
      @BloodyArchangelus 4 месяца назад

      he is standing alone in defence of total war IP.
      Without him - ip would be dead.

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 месяца назад +7

      HAHh Creative at assembling i see what u did that😂

    • @Garret007
      @Garret007 4 месяца назад +6

      nice one, really nice one

    • @noticemesenpie69
      @noticemesenpie69 4 месяца назад +1

      He is, tho its only 1/4 of the community subscribe to him, i started subscribing to him when i saw the *Battle of the Eight Peeks* never laugh that hard in some time, just pure gold 😆🔥

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 4 месяца назад +52

    In my elspeth run i hate this quest battle

    • @TrueLegateDamar
      @TrueLegateDamar 4 месяца назад +5

      Knights of the Black Rose help out a lot as fast melee cavalry and you can get them quick with Elspeth if you do that Garden of Morr building, while sending Elspeth to LASERBEAM the targets. Might bring a Jade Wizard to keep the two alive.

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, it’s super hard to keep Gotrek alive when the sky is 50% Helstorm Rocket by Volume and most of those spawn baby Purple Suns on impact.

    • @orirotem2298
      @orirotem2298 4 месяца назад

      @@cthulhubecausewhynot1182 lukcy me i had an elite stack before i did this quest battle

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom 4 месяца назад

      What, you don’t like needing to change your army of guns, war machines, and artillery into a cav stack just to have a chance of reaching Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum with some sort of decent force before the army of sex offenders ties down all your forces and murders them?

  • @Artur-by2hq
    @Artur-by2hq 4 месяца назад +9

    Reiksguard beating Felix with a lance is gold

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 3 месяца назад +4

    Fun fact, Felix may actually be older than Karl by literal decades. Felix’s brother Otto was 70 in the last book he appeared in before the Endtimes, and Karl was roughly 50 in the Endtimes. It’s just the sword he has and his proximity to the axe Gotrek has seem to have halted the duos aging.

  • @eugeneflores6153
    @eugeneflores6153 4 месяца назад +25

    WHAT THE SIGMAR?!
    Brain rot hehehe
    - Nurgle

  • @joshuaoliva1288
    @joshuaoliva1288 4 месяца назад +3

    this is probably among the funniest videos ive ever seen. i was bawling from felix yelling "the cops!" great work tarriff, really brightened my day.

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 4 месяца назад +29

    0:21 - first time, I heard “F*** the evil that dare confront us!”
    Uh, Karl… it’s Slaanesh. They’d probably like that…

  • @adamlakeman7240
    @adamlakeman7240 4 месяца назад +7

    Plot twist: the emperor just wanted to congratulate Felix again for facing down that one wyvern-riding orc warboss in the 4th edition Empire army book. After all, Karl himself described it as "the bravest thing he'd ever seen". Yes I know that bit's no longer canon because it has Snorri dying to trolls shut up.

    • @michasalamon8315
      @michasalamon8315 4 месяца назад +2

      I read that story. It’s never explicitly said that the dwarf that was killed was Snorri, they never ever said what Gotrek was carving into the rock. Everyone just assumes it since he says that trolls sat on someone and we don’t see Snorri.
      Personally I like to think it was for another slayers that were with them.
      Still doesn’t help much, since the Shamanslayer decided to do the most retard thing and say tat Gotrek and Felix haven’t seen heard or even looked for Snorri, Max and Malakai after Giantksayer for 17 years.
      Personally, I am going with 4th edition and total war lore until the Fantasy returns and they retcon this bullshit.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 4 месяца назад

      The story was never canon. It was presented as an in universe story told about the duo

  • @KnightofBretonnia
    @KnightofBretonnia 4 месяца назад +23

    "Why did you kill Emperor Karl Franz?"
    He tried to make me pay taxes.
    "Understandable."

  • @annormal1414
    @annormal1414 4 месяца назад +4

    speechless demons at the end are priceless

  • @rh0mbus104
    @rh0mbus104 4 месяца назад +3

    IRS - Imperial Reiksguard Services

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 4 месяца назад +2

    Was not expecting a Merry Go Round of Life flashback scene, glad to see tarriff becoming a lore accurate channel

  • @mildlyannoyed1
    @mildlyannoyed1 4 месяца назад +2

    Even Plotarmour that thicc can't protecc from eMoTi0NaL dAmAgE!

  • @Mathias_Melkior
    @Mathias_Melkior 4 месяца назад +5

    Just 1,300 subscribers away from Tarriff’s significant milestone! Let’s goooooo!

  • @Bona_Tempora
    @Bona_Tempora 4 месяца назад +3

    From what I remember the only time they were actually confronted due to the tax riots is when Felix let it slip that they were wanted in front of a bunch of mercenaries. The mercenaries took one look at Gotrek and said “Nah, I choose life”.

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    • @BlackPsionic
      @BlackPsionic 4 месяца назад +4

      @@ZetsubouGintama Oh sweet Aqshy no, there's two of them!

  • @friendlyspacedragon7250
    @friendlyspacedragon7250 4 месяца назад +12

    You wouldn't download a window.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 4 месяца назад +18

    Perhaps there is a similar background towards how Gotrek suffers "Monstrous Impact Hits" and lose 40% of his HP in one chunk when I did it with Elspeth, and my cannons weren't even firing (they were moving ) 😅
    Had to restart 6 times cause Gotrek suffered random heart attacks lol
    Also, there was just one comment before this, I need to write this time in the book (not THE book)

    • @michasalamon8315
      @michasalamon8315 4 месяца назад +2

      Gotrek is canonically vulnerable to headshots.
      He have even lost memories one time a beastmen slightshot hit him. He have been knocked out cold several times by getting bonked on his noggins, got unconscious from drinking poison while drinking rivers of ale, and anytime he gets really drunk he actually has problems walking straight.
      Gotrek ain’t Snorri Nosebiter. He has a big brain that needs protecting. It’s likely that you have managed to headshot him

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 4 месяца назад

      @@michasalamon8315 _"He has a big brain that needs protecting."_ 😂
      With your permission, I'll use this after putting a helmet on them when any of my friends are being "special"

  • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
    @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 4 месяца назад +1

    That Keeper just looking dejected, and sincerely hurt a couole murderhobos get more attention from the Empire than their daemon army.

  • @golgothavirus
    @golgothavirus 4 месяца назад +2

    The Slaaneshi Daemons looking like: " whaaa.."
    The people of Altdorf should have learned the baguette way of protesting like the Orc laborers did.

  • @Sky-h4l
    @Sky-h4l 4 месяца назад +19

    I ❤ Tarriff 😊

  • @benb4557
    @benb4557 4 месяца назад +1

    Ty Tarriff this was great.

  • @LordOmnissiah
    @LordOmnissiah 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact there actually were window tax laws irl in parts of Europe in the the 17th through 19th centuries which is why a lot of houses would have bricked up window space. After they were all repealed by the 20th century a lot of houses removed the bricks and re-glazed the windows.

  • @mattews9988
    @mattews9988 4 месяца назад +8

    On se croirait à Paris

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 4 месяца назад

    "i'm crazy enough to fight slaanesh, but the empire's tax collectors? no thank you!"
    -felix "torture and death over taxes" jaeger

  • @stevenescobar3247
    @stevenescobar3247 2 месяца назад

    Would be hilarious if CA made an update to this mission in which Felix would run the opposite direction to where the Reiksguard were at. And Gotrek would follow Felix because he needs Felix to see him die to an enemy. Would make this mission easier.

  • @Juria1987
    @Juria1987 4 месяца назад +2

    Even the demons of chaos know not to get between officers and future victims of police brutality.

  • @Banditlord52
    @Banditlord52 4 месяца назад

    Even the greatest heroes of the warhammer realm fear the IRS.

  • @ezrakristianto8069
    @ezrakristianto8069 4 месяца назад

    The fact that i just knew the felix and gotrek lore through a warband mod called warsword conquest is hilarious 😂

  • @hdrpointer4143
    @hdrpointer4143 4 месяца назад

    That quest tho... Gotrek certainly wants to die there...

  • @ultraburger2198
    @ultraburger2198 4 месяца назад

    This is my favorite warhammer lore channel

  • @schizeinbornheim7732
    @schizeinbornheim7732 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact, I'm currently watching this in the subway after a demonstration where there was, indeed no cav, but poison gaz globadiers
    Thx !

  • @chefmaikocook5233
    @chefmaikocook5233 4 месяца назад +1

    This Is even worse with dwarves, by the time you get there they are alrighty at half health.

    • @TheAussieBlue
      @TheAussieBlue 4 месяца назад +1

      GYROCOPTERS ME LAD, GYROCOPTERS
      Seriously, gyrocopters really help with a lot of the weaknesses of the dwarfs.

  • @ChimpOnComputer
    @ChimpOnComputer 4 месяца назад

    Tarriff the lore animator, I am here for all of it

  • @lkcdarzadix6216
    @lkcdarzadix6216 4 месяца назад +2

    Yep Karl is arresting felix and gotrek

  • @raaaaaagh4263
    @raaaaaagh4263 4 месяца назад

    Not even keeper of secrets knew this secret.

  • @tonyfranksland428
    @tonyfranksland428 4 месяца назад

    "Tax over Slaanesh everyday". Says Karl Franz, The prince and the Emperor of the Empire

  • @turtleinvader2982
    @turtleinvader2982 4 месяца назад +4

    I fought battle this once, gotric died and Felix ran by the time my army reached them.

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo 4 месяца назад

    Darn window tax. Almost as bad as the Salt Quota Tax. Thanks for the video

  • @martinlysy
    @martinlysy 4 месяца назад

    Lmao, I knew from the start, amazing as always. 😀

  • @DeinosCZ
    @DeinosCZ 4 месяца назад

    It might have been over 22 years in books but Karl Franz has LONG memory :)

  • @maddlarkin
    @maddlarkin 4 месяца назад

    Yep pretty much how the I pictured it, I use the mods that add the Imperial Foot so when I do this battle everything in Karl's Army is Reiksguard except the artillery... Gotta imagine Felix is freaking right out 😂

  • @Arbiterjim
    @Arbiterjim 4 месяца назад +1

    It's true that Gotrek beat up quite a few Reiksguard. And the window tax was not Reikland's best move but I don't know if it was Franz himself that put it into effect. Great lore video lol

    • @chill-lady-brook
      @chill-lady-brook 4 месяца назад +3

      “Aye. The manling thought it clever to put his case to the Emperor with petitions and protest marches.” - Gotrek Gurnison. Trollslayer: Geheimnisnacht.
      It would make sense for Franz to pass the tax, but either way he was the one who came down hard on protestors.

    • @Arbiterjim
      @Arbiterjim 4 месяца назад +5

      @@chill-lady-brook Well the whole thing about the Empire is that it was in that transition state between feudalism and the Enlightenment. It's internal politics were a mess, with independent Burghers deciding how to tax, how to rule, how to farm, etc. There was no absolute authority or agreed upon ways to do anything. Part of what made Franz the greatest Statesman in the history of the Old World wasn't just his foreign policy of coalition building - it was also his domestic policy of supporting education, rewriting laws, etc.
      I doubt he specifically said 'go break everyone's windows so I can tax them more'

    • @TheAussieBlue
      @TheAussieBlue 4 месяца назад

      According to MUCH later lore, Karl Franz doesn't manage the day to day of his city, being busy with other things. It's actually the Kommissions that handle this sort of thing - Karl probably didn't even learn of the protest march until after it had happened.. Also, Reiksguard are nasty gits.
      Also also, Altdorf is such a hotbed of anarchist and political radicalism that Chaos cults trying to create fronts are struggling to recruit members because they can't come up with anything that isn't already a thing.

    • @chill-lady-brook
      @chill-lady-brook 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Arbiterjimtrollslayer says it was the “Altdorf militia” who went around “knocking holes in poor folks hovels.” They’d probably answer to Franz right?

    • @Arbiterjim
      @Arbiterjim 4 месяца назад +2

      @@chill-lady-brook Officially? Absolutely. But they'd also answer to probably ten to twenty people down the chain of command as well. Franz is at the top but a lot of people probably also 'speak with his authority' as well

  • @thatScoutdog
    @thatScoutdog 4 месяца назад

    This was masterful
    in canon demonettes are rare G&F only ever encountered in em in Beastslayer and Elfslayer I think but the "cops are here" canon yes indeed everything is canon and this is to so ad the 3rd

  • @oldomen3788
    @oldomen3788 4 месяца назад

    I see you must be having fun reading through the gotrek and felix books

  • @spacewolfblackmane19
    @spacewolfblackmane19 4 месяца назад

    The funny thing is, is that for as weirdly paranoid as Filex was about that it never really came up again. This would have been funny as a side plot

  • @kylesunrider1063
    @kylesunrider1063 4 месяца назад

    Doing the quest battle and watching them rush with little to no HP left me speechless, literally hailing the deamons with Artillery, and using the Jade Dragon form to just mow down the infantry, needless to say it took a couple attempts.

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 4 месяца назад

    Daemons:.............What the fuck just happened?

  • @КовбойсоСпарксом
    @КовбойсоСпарксом 4 месяца назад

    This channel becomnig more lore channel. And that's great, keep it up!

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 4 месяца назад

    Well, they ARE wanted fugitives in the Empire even if barely anyone remembers why.

  • @MrWolfpack131
    @MrWolfpack131 4 месяца назад

    Man, and all because Felix didnt wanna upgrade his windows system

  • @Malikav0311
    @Malikav0311 4 месяца назад +4

    Gotrek was later arrested and fined £800 for teaching his pet Flesh Hound to preform the Altdorf Salute.

    • @sauronplugawy3866
      @sauronplugawy3866 4 месяца назад

      Now that you said it, Gotrek does kinda look like Dankula...

  • @yanomamo89
    @yanomamo89 4 месяца назад

    Ensure their survival! So that you can arrest them later!

  • @MaschenkoAN
    @MaschenkoAN 4 месяца назад +1

    Nothing happened in Altdord in 2502

  • @madhatterman01
    @madhatterman01 3 месяца назад

    "Cheese it! The Fuzz!"

  • @sup1602
    @sup1602 4 месяца назад

    Karl Franz needed to raise taxes to buy more hats, well according to markus kruber.

  • @olivierhuc9129
    @olivierhuc9129 4 месяца назад +3

    jokes aside, i tried to save them with thorgrim... i can't do it... somebody help

  • @survivor686
    @survivor686 4 месяца назад +1

    Imagine getting blue-balled by a militant version of the IRS

  • @the_dropbear4392
    @the_dropbear4392 4 месяца назад

    The widow tax riots, that happened 7 yesrs before Franz became emperor. Yet somehow he was already emperor.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 месяца назад

      Wasn’t he still the Elector count of Reikland before that?

  • @thegreatestbaldeagle2999
    @thegreatestbaldeagle2999 4 месяца назад

    Haha! It happened to me for the first time yesterday!

  • @lupinedreams
    @lupinedreams 4 месяца назад

    100% lore accurate as always

  • @beoweasel
    @beoweasel 4 месяца назад

    It is kind of funny how many times Felix mentions he and Gotrek's involvement in the Window Tax riots and how they're wanted men (er, wanted dwarf in Gortek's case), but we never see any Imperial Authorities attempt to arrest them for it. I think Felix even recognizes the bitter irony of this, particularly after he became a propagandist for the Empire during the End Times.

  • @TheVoidOfWhatever
    @TheVoidOfWhatever 4 месяца назад

    Can you make something about Tamur-chan and Happeedemius, pretty please? 👉👈 Love your videos, Tariff, never stop. ❤

  • @samfire3067
    @samfire3067 4 месяца назад

    I will say, it would be funny with when you played a slanesh faction you would get a quest battle to kill then with some random troops on the same map but being a Race to see with you can kill then before the AI faction kills then

  • @johnnythedark3090
    @johnnythedark3090 4 месяца назад +1

    lol this is a lore we all love. Btw. the windows tax was all true.

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 4 месяца назад +1

    I knew Gotrek and Felix were based but I didn't think they'd be _that_ based

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 4 месяца назад

    Until proven otherwise, I choose to believe the reason Gotrek can’t find Felix in *Age of Sigmar* is because Felix currently serving time in a Stormcast Dungeon, because somehow one of them still remembered Felix from The Old World Tax Riots and just wouldn’t let it go.

  • @firebeginer5694
    @firebeginer5694 4 месяца назад

    The only thing that can defeat slannesh: a bounty

  • @vanVoltaire
    @vanVoltaire 4 месяца назад

    I understood the reference even before I played video.

  • @Promet17
    @Promet17 4 месяца назад +1

    Or maybe it's just that Felix and Gortrek had no loicense for killing Slaneesh. Hmm, knowing Slaneesh, maybe some of the latter slept with the police sta- ahem, reiksguard station director?

  • @Bolton19
    @Bolton19 4 месяца назад

    The animation is so scuffed at times but it works out 😂

  • @ТамерланШажанбаев
    @ТамерланШажанбаев 4 месяца назад

    You may be a daemon of Slaanesh.
    You can't BE rebel and not pay taxes to Karl Franz

  • @kosmoss101
    @kosmoss101 4 месяца назад

    because of you i started reading trollslayer.

  • @szymonrozanski6938
    @szymonrozanski6938 4 месяца назад +1

    Worse not only did they complain about police brutality.
    They RESISTED police brutality.