If Starbucks Drinks Were People

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @FrankJames
    @FrankJames  Год назад +477

    Which drink are you??

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Год назад +1219

    I loved Oatmilk breaking the fourth wall to explain the difference between Gary Cooper and Bradley Cooper, and why Black Coffee has it out for Nitro. He was SO close to getting his future in law to respect him, yet so far! 😉😂

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 Год назад +43

      I appreciated the explanation, because I was about to look it up anyway to understand. He saved me the trouble and made it funny

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Год назад +6

      😂

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 Год назад +10

      I too appreciated the explanation. I'm way out of the loop and didn't know who either of them were. 😂

    • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
      @mary-janereallynotsarah684 Год назад +10

      Omg do people not know Gary Cooper anymore?

    • @Liat.
      @Liat. Год назад +6

      Glad he explained, had no idea who these peeps were.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Год назад +605

    I never thought that I needed a skit depicting Starbucks drinks as a sitcom family before, but it's absolutely a hilarious riot! 😂🤣

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +60

      thanks! 🧡

    • @Liat.
      @Liat. Год назад +15

      I do like how they’re a family meeting this time! It’s more relatable.

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +865

    Can we just appreciate how James never runs outta creative ideas.

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +106

      🧡🧡🧡

    • @Mark723
      @Mark723 Год назад +33

      Or looks absolutely fabulous as any permutation - today's personal favorite: caramel macchiatto, as the blonde hair brings out FJ's stunningly beautiful green eyes. And kudos to FJ for the play-by-play (with photos!) explanation of the "Cooper" situation, especially for those back-in-the-day folk who have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Nonetheless, the cherry-on-top moment: the canned laughter at the video's end which is recalls the days when such was used in virtually all 50s and 60s sitcoms, of which is what this video is a parody. You see, kids: back in my day...

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Год назад +4

      Yes

    • @sophia_jane
      @sophia_jane Год назад +1

      I thought his name was Frank

    • @randomdots7758
      @randomdots7758 Год назад

      YAAA

  • @m.selimgorur9259
    @m.selimgorur9259 Год назад +258

    Everyone talks about how creative he is. But i have to say, his acting is really impressive. His mimics are enough to make me laugh🤣

  • @Loulizabeth
    @Loulizabeth Год назад +288

    Would love to see something of a sequel with interaction with hot chocolate and the various seasonal hot drinks like hot apple cider pumpkin latte etc.

    • @TeamCat1128
      @TeamCat1128 Год назад +5

      Yes!

    • @Liat.
      @Liat. Год назад +7

      Yesssss I was also thinking hot cocoa, mocha, herbal tea etc.

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 Год назад +4

      I'm wondering what the "medicine ball's" personality would be. Would he be constantly trying to tell everyone that's not actually his name and eventually giving up and people have to yell his incorrect name several times until he remembers they're talking to him?

    • @southernfriedwestcoaster
      @southernfriedwestcoaster Год назад +3

      That's a brilliant idea💡

    • @kimshirley8926
      @kimshirley8926 Год назад +4

      Yesssss! Especially if it’s peppermint hot cocoa ❤️🎄❤️

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 Год назад +70

    That toasted iced oat milk character was awesome, it was like she was fully conscience of the craziness (and I love how Nitro was listening along to her explanation to the audience 😂)

  • @scarlettcrouton
    @scarlettcrouton Год назад +241

    Honestly, FJ NEVER runs out of ideas!!! 👏👏

  • @malinkton
    @malinkton Год назад +99

    i would never think, not in a single second of my life, that finally somebody on the internet will give random things a personality. and i would never think it will be so accurate.
    thank you, master frank james 🥺

  • @chillinginmars
    @chillinginmars Год назад +107

    Best line of this video is "you know that entrepreneur is a code word for unemployed"

  • @Radioactive3.c4n
    @Radioactive3.c4n Год назад +58

    Honestly , Black Coffee is a whole mood ☕

  • @evarussell3535
    @evarussell3535 Год назад +173

    I swear Frank has endless ideas 🤣

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +27

      🧡

    • @gifigi600
      @gifigi600 Год назад +18

      Well to be FRANK, he is an INFJ one of the most creative personality types ever

    • @Perpendicularr
      @Perpendicularr Год назад +3

      Yes

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 Год назад +1

      @@gifigi600 This is more like Ne creativity though, like what you see from a ENFP or a ENTP or even a INFP or INTP

    • @mYdOgAtEmYhOmEwOrK2004
      @mYdOgAtEmYhOmEwOrK2004 6 месяцев назад

      @@gifigi600he took the test he’s an ISTJ

  • @amarisjaramillo8699
    @amarisjaramillo8699 Год назад +139

    This is one of the few instances that I will accept someone explaining a joke, because that really went over my head. Thanks for keeping us informed😂

    • @ZumbawithMrPurple
      @ZumbawithMrPurple Год назад +2

      Me too. I too was lost, but extremely grateful it was festively explained.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Год назад +4

      I’m old enough to get the joke.
      Dammit.

    • @planetoii
      @planetoii 6 месяцев назад

      @@llamasugar5478 I'm 34 and got the joke.

  • @chickadddee
    @chickadddee Год назад +19

    Frank ,the way you play moms is just the best. It's funny, but done somehow with a deep understanding that makes it charming 🥰

  • @shimerrill967
    @shimerrill967 Год назад +68

    Chai tea and black coffee are
    such a cute couple 😂

  • @Xandycane
    @Xandycane Год назад +23

    I think I giggled the most at the explanation, with everyone looking around in horror during it.

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Год назад +44

    Chai Latte's my girl. She out there making sure that my fellow coffee haters and I have a safe drink choice if we're ever stranded in a Starbucks.

  • @zalhiami
    @zalhiami Год назад +29

    This is the very first time of my life I laugh after someone explained a joke 😂
    FJ, you really are a comedy genius 😌

  • @TubeThings
    @TubeThings Год назад +16

    I feel an immediate emotional connection with iced toasted vanilla shaken espresso. 😂 like, I get her on a deep level… hahaha

  • @nataliegivan8726
    @nataliegivan8726 Год назад +7

    2:04 “You come here late talking about crapto!” 😂Black coffee is a TV dad who grew up in 50s/60s. Frappuccino is such an ENFP!

  • @ENFP7w8capranica
    @ENFP7w8capranica Год назад +52

    1, I LOVE COFFEE. 2, I usually drink black coffee... and as a teenager, that gets me a lot of weird stares. 🤣 3, this was hilarious, Frank! Thanks for this!

    • @MSte21
      @MSte21 Год назад +7

      If you're Captain America, you're a teenager from the 40s, so black coffee would make sense.

    • @TaraTara-ld2xb
      @TaraTara-ld2xb Год назад +2

      You're a true coffee fan. I do get some kind of flavor usually, but have no problem drinking black coffee.

    • @kittypeanut4102
      @kittypeanut4102 Год назад

      Yep, same here

    • @Peace_and_Flowers
      @Peace_and_Flowers Год назад

      You get weird looks for drinking black coffee?? Makes no sense to me lol

  • @smokey5lbc1
    @smokey5lbc1 Год назад +41

    Another great one FJ. Although, I felt my age, thinking, “There are people who plausibly don’t know who Gary Cooper was.” 🥴😄

    • @animamagna3077
      @animamagna3077 Год назад +2

      Same here.

    • @andeeanko7079
      @andeeanko7079 Год назад +3

      Same. And I have never heard of the other contemporary Cooper actor.

    • @kelseypeterson5172
      @kelseypeterson5172 Год назад +4

      I knew who Gary Cooper was, before the explanation, and I'm not old. I just love old movies so i know of a lot of older actors and actresses. Audie Murphy is one of my favorites.

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 Год назад +1

      I don't know who either of the Coopers are 😂 I'm not much of a movie person. I watch shows and the actors aren't necessarily super famous.

  • @hootlavendertea
    @hootlavendertea Год назад +6

    MISGENERATIONED youuuuu
    And Frappuchino's PFFFFFDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +3

      haha glad you enjoyed 🧡

  • @affinity266
    @affinity266 Год назад +19

    I don't like Starbucks coffee, but I love this family 😂

  • @ForeverSweetx3
    @ForeverSweetx3 Год назад +3

    "Don't make me get out the milk frother!" 😆 🤣 😂
    How are you so creative?!

  • @myriamr6548
    @myriamr6548 Год назад +13

    Another GREAT video "Sir Dude" !

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +6

      haha tanks 🧡

    • @myriamr6548
      @myriamr6548 Год назад +1

      @@FrankJames I love your videos, I don't speak English, but it helps me to perfect it ! I even understand all the jokes ! :) and your acting is so good ! Great video !

  • @julianagrantzmusic
    @julianagrantzmusic Год назад +15

    i am on my lunch break at starbucks and this is EXACTLY what i needed. thank you, frank :)

  • @HappilyAnonymousGirl
    @HappilyAnonymousGirl Год назад +19

    As a coffee lover, I thought it was really interesting to see the different types of coffee being personified by you, Frank.
    Also, since there’s so many ways to drink coffee, that leaves room for a part two of this skit! Or you could even make it a series!
    I mean, who gets tired of coffee, amiright?? 😉🤪

  • @raspberrybriars
    @raspberrybriars Год назад +13

    Hey, Frank! Would you ever consider doing a recurring show with these characters? They’re such a fun family. It would be cool to see them in different situations. Also, where do you get your wigs? They’re SO pretty!

  • @miriamw.
    @miriamw. Год назад +11

    Thank you so much for that Iced Toasted Vanilla Oatmilk Shaken Espresso 😂
    All that was coming to my mind was the song
    Puttin' on the Ritz (1982 version not 1927 version just to be clear- don't mis-generation me 😂)

  • @incite2004
    @incite2004 Год назад +38

    When you are too poor for Starbucks so you have no idea what's happening but you needed to give Frank his watch time

    • @Liat.
      @Liat. Год назад +8

      Different flavored coffee drinks. You can do that yourself at home, just add random stuff to your coffee and come up with dumb names. Only difference is theirs come at a hefty calorie price and $$$

  • @its_diddlydoo
    @its_diddlydoo Год назад +12

    frank's really giving anything and everything personality at this point lmaooo

  • @lunaazul3000
    @lunaazul3000 Год назад +5

    I would totally watch Frank in any movie, such a talented actor. When you can impersonate anything, Anithing!! and make it hilarious and smart, wow. Thanks for the show, always makes my day!

  • @ladyandraia8724
    @ladyandraia8724 Год назад +4

    I love the explanation of the joke! It’s the explanation of the joke that makes it so much more funny.

  • @AdorableOracle
    @AdorableOracle Год назад +14

    haha! "Some people call me potent" that's just crass!
    That cracked me up. Since I love nitro cold brew, I'll describe myself like that and see what reaction I get :)

    • @Liat.
      @Liat. Год назад +1

      Ohh thanks for that, I thought he said “that’s just grass” as in, they put grass in the cold brew to make it potent, but grass has no caffeine and is probably not safe for human consumption, lol I was so confused 😅

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 Год назад +3

      @@Liat. don't they make wheat grass shots? My uni had a smoothies place and I remember when these two guys decided to try the wheat grass shots. They were disgusted and so confused. One of them just blankly stared at the other and said, "it tastes like they mowed the lawn. Why do people drink this?"
      (To be clear there was no espresso involved in these shots. Literally just grass.)

    • @Liat.
      @Liat. Год назад

      @@XSemperIdem5 Lol that sounds gross!

    • @AdorableOracle
      @AdorableOracle Год назад

      @@XSemperIdem5 That's a good question. I lived in LA for a long time and everywhere had wheat grass shots.. so maybe Starbucks too? I have to investigate.

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 Год назад +3

    I loved the Gary Cooper joke! I had no idea what silver linings playbook was, so thanks for explaination!

  • @addisonkita
    @addisonkita 9 месяцев назад +3

    “sir dude” and “mr bro”🤭

  • @evangelinewilson9343
    @evangelinewilson9343 Год назад +28

    How does my boi FJ literally make random household things funny? Explain that to me. Also Black Coffee reminds me of the 40's from "if decades were people." Also I love how Frappuccino just holds in laughter any time someone is burned. It's so great.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Год назад +1

      Because he is that is how he met Gary cooper

  • @springrain5297
    @springrain5297 Год назад +2

    When you said,And that's why it's funny and that's why you are laughing right now, I literally burst out laughing. Same time as the laugh track 😂 Thank you Frank!

  • @J.eeeek27
    @J.eeeek27 Год назад +3

    Very thankful for iced toasted vanilla oat milk shaken espresso explaining the joke 😂

  • @amyfalls
    @amyfalls Год назад +1

    frappuccino is my favorite character

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne Год назад +24

    Hahaha! That was hilarious! I loved Iced Toasted Vanilla Oatmilk Shaken Espresso! Nitro was cool, til he didn't know Gary Cooper. lol. The explanation part 💀🙌

  • @janeg6759
    @janeg6759 Год назад +2

    Why did Frappacino's spitting laugh kill me every time? 🤣🤣🤣 This whole skit is hilarious, INFP

  • @hepcatliz
    @hepcatliz Год назад +1

    mahaha "or i'll smack the stars out of yah" 🤣🤣

  • @unionunicorn6776
    @unionunicorn6776 Год назад +3

    You know it’s a good joke when you have to explain it. But it’s a GREAT joke to the two people who got it without them needing it to be explained! 😂

  • @soylilly
    @soylilly Год назад +3

    "Maybe I judged you a little too hastily"
    "Doesn't mean you were wrong"
    😂

  • @chessbergen
    @chessbergen 10 месяцев назад +2

    I did actually laugh at the Gary Cooper joke, thanks for that one

  • @Rich_Boii-i
    @Rich_Boii-i 6 месяцев назад +1

    thanks for explaining that at the end
    LOL

  • @cleverclovercreates3249
    @cleverclovercreates3249 Год назад +2

    I literally thought “Oh God, what has he done now” when I saw this uploaded lol. Love ur vids btw

  • @oatyoats4168
    @oatyoats4168 Год назад +2

    I absolutely love these if whatever were people skits. Todays was chef kiss awesome (well they pretty much all are but since you was drinking my black coffee while watching it just made it better).

  • @GMoneyTurk
    @GMoneyTurk Год назад +1

    Always. ALWAYS funnier after you explain the joke 😂😂😂

  • @karlamiller1453
    @karlamiller1453 Год назад +5

    Thank you!! For someone who drinks black coffee and who knows who Gary Cooper is!🤣🤣

  • @unamcanultysilclir9670
    @unamcanultysilclir9670 Год назад +5

    I never thought one of my favourite videos would be about you pretending to be Starbucks but look where we are

  • @Trixie_Lavender
    @Trixie_Lavender Год назад

    Thank you so much for that explanation at the end. Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, but that made it better. I also needed it because I don't know who either of those people are

  • @uncontrollableorange
    @uncontrollableorange Год назад +2

    Loved it! Only thing that would have been better is if the little one was a vanilla bean frappuccino, cause that's the one all the tweens drink thinking it has coffee in it but it's just a vanilla milkshake lol

  • @veracuskar3017
    @veracuskar3017 Год назад +2

    It's a lovely video Frank, with a bit of family drama .. sometimes milkshake works just fine for me.
    Have a nice weekend.🐾🎶🍀

  • @VT-idk
    @VT-idk Год назад +5

    This is an amazing video

  • @Onions-Fear-Me
    @Onions-Fear-Me Год назад +2

    I have the personality of an ice toasted vanilla oat milk shaken espresso. I have been summed up by a flavor of coffee. What a day, what a life.

  • @taeltant9694
    @taeltant9694 Год назад +3

    Ur channel is very funny and interesting thank you for making videos frank I appreciate it

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 Год назад +3

    Oh my god... my favorite drink is the mom figure. I guess that tracks. 🤦‍♀️

  • @SteveRyzuk
    @SteveRyzuk Год назад +1

    The best for me is that is read "oatmilk" as "catmilk" just before nitro said, "go milk a cat."

  • @irienerd8178
    @irienerd8178 Год назад +3

    Henceforth, all ESTJ's I meet will be called black coffee---no sugar and no cream.

  • @SG14__
    @SG14__ Год назад

    Finally, someone who respects Chai Lattes! They’re my fav :)

  • @KajunPicker
    @KajunPicker Год назад +1

    No matter what somebody finds funny they are gonna find all your videos funny thank you so much for always making me laugh

  • @Tofukatze
    @Tofukatze Год назад

    As someone whose favorite coffee is caramel macchiatto...I agree!
    I overthink every preparation and then just go for the usual anyway and in social gatherings I usually just silently sit there watching the other people spiralling out of control while wishing I wasnt there.

  • @rainbowdillard8581
    @rainbowdillard8581 Год назад +2

    I suggest "If pastries were people." You could have fun banter on the alternatives to ""No risk it, no biscuit," like"No guts, no doughnuts," or "No flaunt, no croissant."

    • @maudline
      @maudline 6 месяцев назад

      If he does I hope he manages to fit in that Danish pastries are not from Denmark (I’m Danish… and tired of correcting people lol😅)

  • @ClubENTP
    @ClubENTP Год назад +2

    This Video Was A Latte Fun! 🤣😂

  • @meganberk6072
    @meganberk6072 Год назад +4

    Can we please get this as a short form sitcom?

  • @Ianasmm2
    @Ianasmm2 Год назад +1

    The hilarious thing is just before this started, I had a Starbucks ad 😂

  • @heidi1651
    @heidi1651 Год назад +2

    I’m a matcha soy latte (INTJ). 🍵My aunt used to get a caramel machiatto w non fat milk, sugar free vanilla, 2 splendas, and extra extra caramel. 😆

  • @hithertoundreamtof9302
    @hithertoundreamtof9302 Год назад +2

    This is very well thought out and acted, as always!
    What if you did teas as people? Like Earl Grey, Herbal tea, green tea, chai tea, etc.

  • @Kellykittymom
    @Kellykittymom Год назад +1

    😂😂 Don't make me get out the milk frother 😂

  • @nathanielrojas5749
    @nathanielrojas5749 Год назад

    2:57 this actually made me drop my jaw because of how hilariously wrong it was 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @quantumfineartsandfossils2152
    @quantumfineartsandfossils2152 Год назад +2

    0:19 dude you look exactly like Kurt Cobain

  • @hollyvincentart
    @hollyvincentart Год назад +1

    This is hilarious! 😂 I love this series

  • @elizabethleach6346
    @elizabethleach6346 Год назад

    Your getting more comfortable in your acting. I loved your dad faces 🤩

  • @angelalouisebrown445
    @angelalouisebrown445 Год назад +2

    Well I usually get blonde roast black but iced toasted vanilla oat milk shaken espresso sounds good and I love that red hair (wig) color ☕️🧋😊👏

  • @hazardfree23
    @hazardfree23 Год назад +2

    Im the iced vanilla oatmilk shaken espresso definitely, but i take my coffee black - hot or iced or cold brewed.

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 Год назад

    Can't wait until the full season of this sitcom drops

  • @Hewylewis
    @Hewylewis Год назад +3

    Seriously, please do If Fast Food Restaurants Were Peole. I wanna see how McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King etc would interact with each other!

  • @danicleckley5404
    @danicleckley5404 Год назад +1

    I remember my first iced macchiato. Christmas season '18, was working a severely long shift at the mall and had a paper due in 3 hours. Was able to get a venti from Starbucks at 8:30 p.m. I successfully wrote a 2000-word essay within 2 hours. I did not sleep that night at all, but I crashed hard around 10 a.m.
    I used to be a decaf tea drinker. Now, I can't go more than 2 weeks without caffeine.

  • @Freelythoughtful
    @Freelythoughtful Год назад

    This. I kept changing who my fave character was until id gone through them all. But black coffee and iced toasted vanilla...they had that little extra piece of my heart somehow.

  • @briankuhn_
    @briankuhn_ Год назад +1

    This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while on here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 FJ great work! New subscriber for sure 👍🏼

  • @rebeccahermosillo6
    @rebeccahermosillo6 Год назад

    I'm definitely "Iced Toasted..." and Nitro bugs me to the max ❄️☕️🤣

  • @NaruKurai
    @NaruKurai Год назад

    Now ... I need a Grande caramel macchiato oxo thanks for this little Masterpiece XD

  • @dianamanzano2322
    @dianamanzano2322 Год назад

    oh my days love the family dynamic lmao, so creative

  • @EmbouchureDystonia
    @EmbouchureDystonia Год назад

    Frank James, I just wanted to say I appreciate the use of the contrabassoon sound at 0:36!!! I know double-reed instrumentalists everywhere would appreciate this. Now I'm just hoping one appears in one of your videos! lol!!!

  • @RyanNerdyGamer
    @RyanNerdyGamer Год назад +1

    Everyone has an Iced Toasted Vanilla Oatmilk Shaken Espresso in their social circle. 😂

  • @CinnamonPizza725
    @CinnamonPizza725 Год назад +5

    Show this to a TikTok drama girl😂

  • @K_G_S_
    @K_G_S_ Год назад

    Crying in Chai Tea Latte…I feel personally attacked but very accurate. This was awesome FJ!

  • @hazardfree23
    @hazardfree23 Год назад +3

    You got nitro cold brew to a Tee! 😭

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +5

      🧡 haha thanks

    • @maudline
      @maudline 6 месяцев назад

      You mean to a tea? (Sorry lol)

  • @tonyabailey183
    @tonyabailey183 Год назад

    Frank, you have one wacky over-the-top imaginations! How do you come up with this stuff!!! Lol.

  • @annabelwestwood6192
    @annabelwestwood6192 Год назад +1

    My dad and sister drink black coffee. Black coffee’s behaviour is the embodiment of my family 😂

  • @candicecfcl2971
    @candicecfcl2971 Год назад

    Frank James your wig game is on fire!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amberkitty9
    @amberkitty9 Год назад

    I actually laughed at the second laughing sound effect lol

  • @helloelianamilena
    @helloelianamilena Год назад

    I just gotta say... this long blonde ombre hair really suits Frank

  • @sugarpoultry
    @sugarpoultry Год назад +1

    I'm definitely frapp 🤣

  • @recomical
    @recomical 4 месяца назад

    The Frappuccino kid laugh is so accurate

  • @iamandreasilva
    @iamandreasilva Год назад

    0:58 omg frank! we have the same glasses!

  • @Sloth_person13
    @Sloth_person13 Год назад +1

    Chai means tea so it’s like saying can you pass me the ketchup ketchup