If Drinks Were People
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- What if Water, Coffee, Milk, Wine and other drinks planned a party?
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Do a "If device brands were people". Then you can have an Android/Apple fight and PC/Mac fight. Then Samsung comes into the picture and Apple is like: "didn't you come here with Android?" Samsung:"Nah man, we are just workmates". Google Pixel steps in: "Yeah, he works for Dad but we aren't fRieNdS!".
Anyways, the point is. Android and PC are better than Apple products. COMMENCE COMMENT BRAWL!
if Continents were people
@@ver8592 😂l😅
You should make: "If the letters of the alphabet were people"
"You sustain life, so I can't really say anything bad about you."
HAD ME ROLLING 😭😭
Yes, everyone loves water
*ehem ehem* water poisoning *cough cough*
@@olliepack2022 BAHSHAHAHAHA
what in the world happened to tuberculosis
I mean he's not wrong lol
"We always need a soft option for the people who don't wanna drink water for whatever reason". This is so true.
@свевский I'm so sorry, nvm my comment. How do you guys survive without water?
@свевский If you say so.
Water beats soda in every way possible. In my opinion.
I love how nonchalant Beer was when Liquid Antacid stated that the only thing he was good for was poor decision making. He really takes his faults in stride. 😂🍺
😂
Beer is so chill and self-aware. All he needs to be perfect is a pillow on his belly :P
@@Introvertedalpha out of context-
Nobody cares for liquid antacid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Too right. It would be a bad decision to not agree. lol
“You’re Lucky I’m so tolerant, Milk.” Bwahahaha!
Poor little baby wine. 😊
How would they attract Homelander, if they didn't have milk?
I love the tolerant line. 😂
That day, coughee understood completely that what’s on the *inside* matters most… 😂
ah yes coughee
🎉 coughee
Coffee*
Nvm i didnt finish watching the vid
Respect 😅
As an Italian bottle of wine, I can confirm this is accurate
😆
LOL
LMAO
LMFAO
Lol 😂
As an INFP tea addict, I am offended that the best drink in the world did not make an appearance.
ENFP tea addict here, same.
INFJ and a tea junkie and I agree!
(he could've being a british posh dude, an over relaxed dude doing yoga/meditation, a tourist who is far-eastern country enthusiastic or a grandma, the possibilities are endless!)
Right?! I was also waiting for the best frink in the world 🫖😊
Same 😂 (I actually don't drink tea all that often, but I do like it)
Yea tea is too good for them I guess
I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂 “someone will ask for me…there’s always ONE”
And…that’s my dad 😂
...and it's me. And oat milk 😃😃
Me mum. I know the feeling.
don't make the joke don't make the joke don't make the joke
my object show brain was about to comment comment "hfjone" but then i thought it would be annoying
16 Personalities in the Middle Ages. Not only do you get an excuse to dress up in fancy clothes, but as a theater kid I'm sure you could slip in a good couple of Shakespeare references.
YES. YES.
as long as the Dragon-slayer Knight is one of them
I can definitely see Hero (Much Ado About Nothing) as an INTJ. She has strong opinions, but is forced to hide them and plays an essential role in plotting to bring together Beatrice and Benedick. She's really just as clever and strategically minded as her ENTP cousin. (This is coming from a real life INTJ)
Can the INFT be the seer? Since they can predict the future?
Oh this would be wonderful. I'll watch out for that.
Wine: *starts beatboxing like a demented italian sausage*
Beer: 👁👄👁
🤣👌
No not the face
demented italian sausage
i love you for that
I loved Chianni's Italian accent, it was so hilarious, especially when he pointed out that "Milkshake's" moustache had fallen on the floor! 😂🤣
He made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I died when he sends the little bambino back to the cellar so that people don't spit it out hahaha
Let's say his italian accent could get better. 😂
Yeah that was the Best xD nothing get my mood on good Side like the ind of shorts, but that banter.... XD is one of the Best hahahah
It's soo funny hha 1:15
I want to watch an entire sitcom revolved around the character of wine.
I loved when liquor wouldn't let juice be a kids drink. "nah nah nah, I got juice all to myself" lol!
I liked the cough syrup line “I can get crazy at parties” because he’s not wrong 😂
Drinking a lot of it causes certain effects
Like wanting to watch videos of animals filmed close-up with a wide-angle lens played to Benny Hill music?
i took the woooooock to poland
@@jaschabull2365 Search up "Lean" and you'll get it
@@airrejphard as a roooooooooock in poland
@@airrejplook at my cooooooooock its swollen
Energy drink was running a marathon, tea was at the queens funeral, and everyone forgot who smoothie is
Watching as an Italian makes the dialogue between Chianti and Sangiovese waaayyyy funnier
-INFP
hmm, I must say, I found it a bit stereotyped
🤔
I love that you just started speaking gibberish at the end of the Italian wines rant 😆 Great sketch :)
As an Italian, the wine character made me laugh so hard.
Better watch out for Aunt Hilda! We definitely don't want a repeat of last year.....😂
"I can get crazy at parties."
Truer words were never spoken.
Juice and Liquors relationship dynamic is golden
Is it just me, or is Frank getting better and better and better at this?
I liked wine the best😀
Juice’s theatre co-star Punch, Coffee’s distant cousin Tea, and Milk’s hipster roommate Smoothie were invited; sadly, they all had other plans:
- Punch was left to do a solo version of the latest “Punch n’ Juicy” stage show; he has since been scouted for a solo performance in the live charity event “Kool-Aid”
- Tea was last seen boarding a plane to the British Isles; rumours, theories, and creepypastas about his puzzling disappearance still percolate in online message board “4chai”
- Smoothie landed the guest role in “If a Smoothie Was Abducted by Aliens,” hosted on the Frank James RUclips channel, following a lifelong dream of being a star; his wish was ultimately granted after being jettisoned for accidentally triggering Galaxathor’s then-undiagnosed fructose allergy
Tea has been very busy since the queen’s funeral, but even prior to that, he’s been hard to reach, living in Australia. You see, he always had this weird on-again off-again relationship with Frank James’s RUclips-cousin dear Christine.
Yo this is so good. You totally need recognition for this!
You forgot to mention Cider 😅, dude.
When you're so romantic that you start to love the ship between liquor and juice....
they're cute together 😭
Accurate
I was scouring the comments for someone like me who did this....... 😭✋
Relatable
.... .
What the-
I love how he's so incredibly funny that even he himself can't hide it sometimes and bursts out in laughter in the end of some acting scenes😂😂
1:22 this got me dead ngl. I love it
Frank going crazy as wine is hilarious
"There is no such thing as too thick"
MILKSHAKE OUT HERE SPITTIN' FACTS
Thicc milkshakes are the best
"Coughee" and Liquid Antacid tried to crash! I loved the mustache falling off. So true, there's always one who wants decaf That was funny and clever! 🙌😂
Agreed, I laughed so hard at Cough Syrup and Liquid Antacid trying to gatecrash, and prove their worth as beverages. 😅
I'm handsome and talented
It's me. I'm the one who always asks for decaf. 😀
That pseudo-Italian rant that just devolved into gibberish, tho! 🤣 With the little laugh at the end! As a fellow Italian-American I approve!
I love that Water was in charge of the meeting.
No energy drinks or Gatorade? Well, I guess this isn't a sports party.
Coffee is all the stimulant you need and the OG of energy.
They got beer... what else do you need?
Get me dat sweet sweet eggnog
The energy drinks and tea had other engagements. 😂
Gatorade sucks, unless it's the sugar free kind. So does soda, actually.
WHERES TEA
That's what I wanted to ask; where the hell is tea?!
In the Brit's house
Liquid Antacid spilled it
At their very own tea party.
You did ask....
twas spilt
Juice being bougie was something I didn't know I needed 😂
“YOOO THIS COUGH SYRUP IS CRAZY!”
I am pretty sure you were addressing coffee when you said "You sustain life, I can't really say anything bad about you"😎
lol
@@FrankJames lol 💀😂💪😂
3:00 "You're lucky I'm so tolerant, milk"
I see what you did there 😏.
Also great video. I loved your Italian accent! Poor Sangiovese though 😆
wait what did he do there?
@@penguin22penguin22 People who are allergic to milk are lactose in"tolerant". Thus he was saying to milk that milk should be glad he was tolerant of milk, in other words, could stand to have him around. It's kinda hard to explain 😅
@@ruthredding3749 Ohhh i see
This is GOLD 😂
I like how sometimes he doesn’t cut out instances where he loses character, and then he just keeps going. It seems that he’s very comfortable here.. 😊 (1:23, 3:07 and 3:23)
Since the medicine cabinet was getting involved, mouthwash should have made an appearance. Mouthwash would stumble in and immediately trip and fall on the floor with the lower half of his face covered in a blue mess.
Liquor: "Du- dude. N-no one... is that... desperate. I..I goooOT dis"
Water: "No, mouthwash! You know you're wrong when Liquor is making sense"
Wine: "You needa da help"
🤣👌
I love how decaf defends himself! 😂
Brilliant. This channel gets better and better. This is sitcom stuff! Now we need a second part: the revenge of the tea for not being invited.
It looks like a whole familly reunion where everyone can talk. How sweet
If Frank made Kool-Aid an option for drinks, i bet his intro would have been busting through the wall or doorway and said "OOOOHHHH YYYEEEEAAAAH!!"
I love the If Things Were People sketches, they're so funny!
3:17 im loving for the relationshio between liquor and juice, yes fav couple
I loved the milk mustache, even though it kept falling off. And liquor was very well played.
Great job as usual, Frank! Thanks for the laughs.
Okay, I just watched it again and saw that it was milkshake that had the mustache - except that when the mustache came off the name changed to liquid antacid. So the mustache was a disguise, like Clark Kent’s glasses. There’s too much going on in these videos to catch everything the first time!
0:29
"I'm working on my 6 packs AAAAAÆƪÆHHHÀ
The freshly squeezed burn. I love it.
Your awkward humor and uncut laugh is so funny 🤣
I love this!
And yes, I'd ask for Milk!😉 🐄🥛
Whole Milk! *Gasp!* 😱
Seriously I'd love to have a separate sketch for the different kinds of "Milk".
Or perhaps which personalities would choose which kind of milk!
Or 2 separate sketches!
Go crazy with it! 😊👍
I love how much fun you seem to have making these 😂
As an Italian girl, the imitation of Chianti's accent has craked me up🤣🤣🤣
i love that they were interviewed by water LOL
I kept waiting for tea to show up. Perhaps it'll get a sketch to itself. Chai, oolong, chamomile, and plain old lipton :p
At an afternoon tea party - yes?
Something similar to Alice in Wonderland 😄
Like the black tea myself... and some green tea... never mind I just love tea.
I can picture loose leaf going at bottled cheap Lipton like the old wine did at the new wine 😂
My guess is that Tea is still in London and mourning the loss of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Therapist: Don't worry, Italian Frank doesn't exist. He won't hurt you...
Italian Frank: 1:02
Hallarius XD
"Mamma mia, the little bambino, ...
SJSKSJDKSJAKJSLWIPWOSBDNB"
...
*proceeds to die *
😂😂🥰✨
ohh frank, ily so much
I never thought I would ever see Frank do an Italian accent. Hilarious! Thank you FJ!
He's part Italian,part Irish, and all funny 😄 😆 🤣 😀 😁 😂.
The fact that there feels like a slight ship between Juice and liquor, and the funny story, is amazing!
Hey Frank, what would you think about making a series of videos where you interview the 16 personalities about what it's like to be their type? I think it'd be so interesting to hear about how each type sees the world from their own perspective. Anyone else?
Frank will use any excuse to work the word "sangiovese" into his skits! 😂🤣😂 Who can blame him? Such a great word! 😂
Two buddies of mine just took the Myers-Briggs test the other day (one INTP and one ENFJ) and we spent 2 hours watching your videos dying of laughter about how accurate it was to our lives.
The wine broke me open, I laughed so hard.
“There’s no such thing as too thicc”
Truly some words of wisdom
1:29 he did speak a bit of it
I swear there are some outtakes in there and I fully approve.
The subtlety of the characters and script can’t be underestimated.
Love it! 🤣😎
Juice and liquor might be competitive, but it becomes a real surprise at parties when someone sets them up together. That is a ship that no one expects.
Also, I am a fan of milkshake. Especially strawberry.
Do they still make milkshakes? I forgotten what one taste like.
These characters are all so cool and attractive!!😂😂 I wanna see more of these!!
Water is always the responsible one😂
Nice Skyrim map in the background, it should show all the milk drinkers though.
Dude! Your acting has gotten so good! This was so funny with all the different beverage personalities!
Antacid ought to be at the food table, unless some people have acid reflux or GERD from drinking beverages. My acid reflux is just from eating greasy foods and eating too fast.
I get the heartburn almost daily, usually when I’m tired (which is pretty often). It’s been happening for years and it still hurts…
@@M-BLOC Water with apple cider vinegar does wonders for heartburn. I also use papaya enzyme chewable tablets. I never bother with the standard antacids anymore.
@@terri2494 Interesting. I should try that sometime or just use antacids (if I can find them, lol)
I LOVE!!! 1:22 How he just lost it and then lost character 😂😂😂 SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYY
Decaf was describing me 😂 the shame is real, but so is caffeine-induced insomnia 🤷♀️
0:38 that smirk and point
This guy is mad underrated!
omg the cough syrup joke was too good. he SURE can get crazy at parties if yk what i mean ;)
Water fans
👇
"get back to the cellar" got me rolling on the floor🤣
This was so funny, but all I can think of now is- WHERE'S THE TEA??! 😂
Lmao all people I know who drink tea usually have their supply on them at all times
There’s always that decaf person. Always. I love these types of comedy sketches.❤😂
Ok there was a time when I had to give my kidneys a break and I DID drink milk at parties because it really is my favorite drink!! My friend even said, "hey, I bought you your own gallon of milk for the party tonight!" 😆 Great friend right there 💙
Nobody wanted Timmy invited😂
Do a part two please 🥺 it’s so funny Lol
I'm surprised "Tea" wasn't another party crasher to this conversation.
Very creative! The skits are getting better and better and they were already amazing. 😁
Love, love, LOVE when you leave a blooper in. Your laughing at yourself makes my day!!
0:11 Why is my favorite drink the brain-dead one that everyone decides should be there just cause? Feel personally attacked.
0:36
0:32 “idc” being whispered is hilarious 😂
If you have cough syrup as a drink option at your party, you're probably not going to have to worry about having kid friendly options.
1:29 I love how bro just fell on the floor laughing while acting as wine and decided to keep it in the sketch anyway.
Happy Fudge Wednesday, Frank! Liquor and Decaf were pulling Tony Clifton. haha I love how you broke character. Oh man, you even thought of cough syrup...the condiment one must have been really tough choosing because there's butter, salt, pepper...and wasn't the competition for best condiment on French Fries so salt could have been a contender? That's supposed to be read in your Decaf Marlon Brando voice.
Appreciated that you gave Water if I do say so myself humility....humility aligns with truth, and water...there's no debate water is the best drink. Also, Water is my favorite character of yours besides the ESTP Grocery store guy, Life Hack Man, Crunchy Peanut Butter guy....who am I forgetting for a top 5....I'm getting tripped up...I know you're a busy guy, so thanks for the trip! See you next Fall...I didn't forget Autumn because I know I have until midnight to straighten up and fly right cuz I'm skydiving in celebration of Fall! Autumn is who I immediately thought about in your last video about opposite types attracting...as well as Winter and Christmas...yeah Christmas!
Water is a wise mature version of Red since Red wouldn't have even entertained the idea of Milk so currently he's my favorite character...but the last thing I see that I enjoy is my favorite so we'll see how this holds up but, in all seriousness, I think Water and Crunchy Peanut Butter guy are my favorites because they're the most inspirational. Steak Sauce..he was too perfect, and being that I prefer Water over Red, I appreciated him being more inclusive while still being smart about holding the line such as here with Milk...
All, I'm saying if Water was the judge of the If Condiments Were People tournament....Salt would have won best fry condiment if Mayo was a contender...and you know what? Steak Sauce's claim about the rarity of people who like Steak using Steak Sauce and having...see Steak Sauce was NOT humble like Water. Give me a break. Steak Sauce thinking he was worthy of fries...yeah, he was TOO perfect as in not perfect!
Now I know why you didn't have any of those people say Fudge because Fudge that whole competition...Ketchup should have one even thought he crybaby first grader who lacked the wise maturity of Water being a sore loser...Ketchup should have WON!
Red wouldn't have even entertained the tournament recognizing from the start that it was a bunch of nonsense with Mayo ever winning any top favorite condiment, especially on fries, so
Water, Crunchy Peanut Butter guy, and Red are my favorite non 16 personality skit characters currently.
I'm always kidding about any criticisms against Autumn. I got a little kid teases the girl he likes to hide his pain because she's taken sorta deal with her since she's taken by Halloween...and I'm thankful for it....Halloween is cooler than Thanksgiving and I...*sniff* I just want the best for her, FRANK!
The best thing is that elevates people's minds toward the true, the good, and the beautiful so by her calling for Halloween to be greater...I love Autumn.
But I genuinely dislike Steak Sauce now. He's like too perfect Superman for me. Oh yeah, Superman is such a great guy? Okay, what happened at the end of Superman the Movie where his Marlon Brando Coffee father reached out beyond the grave to tell Superman do not mess with Earthlings' time where Superman plays God? Everyone praises Superman for the beginning of that movie for learning that he can't control everything with his Earth dad having a heart attack, and then what does he do? He had two missiles he had to stop, but decides to turn back everyone's time to ditch saving one of the missiles to bring back a woman to life so then...what does he do in the next movie? Gives up his powers to sleep with her...a woman he doesn't even know...and then gets not only his powers back...but gets another superpower just like how he whipped time travel out of his super butt, where he gets super memory kissing her ability away...
Superman is to Steak Sauce as the Wally West Flash (best superhero besides Spider-man, Batman, and Life Hackman!) is to Red as to Batman is to Water for a DC Superhero to your "Things Were People" series...
Which I have DC on the mind because....does Cough Syrup count for Batman Patrol count with the green Joker hair?
It might be a Plastic Man stretch to count Coffee for Kramer patrol...
SEE! THIS IS WHY I LIKE RED because, yeah, he knows what happens if you don't draw the line.
Water here might have entertained pink as an option and you know, Red probably thought about the whole pink being a shade of red and then...oh by the way "I like pink very much, Lois" I BET YOU DO, SUPERMAN! I BET YOU DO! Yeah, he was using his X-Ray vision to look at Lois' underwear....remember that movie? Superman was my most despised character in all of fiction growing up. SUPERMAN and STEAK SAUCE can...uh-oh got Brain Freeze....
which...not surprised you didn't think of that with not so humble, cocky water (you don't get brain freeze with Marlon Brando Coffee!) because...I still remember that poll and I would never believe anyone who said they never....did you say you just learned about Brain Freeze?
I see your "In FJ We Trust" Hoodie ad...
And I guess what I'm trying to say is that you make me believe...that it's all make believe....just like that Superman movie said it will make us believe a man can fly...fly lies out his Super butt! No...what I mean is...
With a genius brain like yours, I believe you've never had brain freeze!
Awesome way to end Summer. Thanks Frank. This is my favorite skit series from anything....wait, unless Impractical Jokers counts as a skit series.. Okay, because that's number 1! But after that, you're aces, and you're way funnier than any of them on their own because....I think they did a segment with stand up and HORRIBLE! And I tried listening to their podcast...NOPE.
You're the funniest person to me besides Ethan Van Sciver. And...
If you're directing these skits, you're my favorite current director besides Christopher Nolan.
STAY CRUNCHY!
I love this series. Thanks FJ❤️
Your acting and expressions are amazing.
That's so refreshing like a tall glass of .... Hey, wait a minute. Where's iced tea?! 🤣
Okay but imagine how awkward it would be for us to drink our drinks if they were people. 💀
Tf
Trisol, much?
As an ENFJ, I feel I would be water in this situation. Pretty much what I do every week in treatment groups! Lol!! Fantastic job as always, Frank! 😀
Where's TEA and LEMONADE?! 😭
Oh, Energy Drink should be included in the next vid too
I love how wine tries to mimic a french accent but it ends up being an Italian accent 😂😂
I took offense, cus I'm a tea person....
smh