Victoria 2 - The Game That Ruins Your Life

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025
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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  5 лет назад +2513

    Help.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +3084

    My grandpa told me about your role in the Korean War. You were a strong comrade

    • @elijahking728
      @elijahking728 5 лет назад +16

      @@Amlaeuxrai leave

    • @slimeguy3437
      @slimeguy3437 5 лет назад +49

      @@elijahking728 to the re-education center filthy capitalist
      Long live the Premier Isorrow

    • @elijahking728
      @elijahking728 5 лет назад +5

      @@slimeguy3437 no

    • @slimeguy3437
      @slimeguy3437 5 лет назад +6

      @@elijahking728 no what?

    • @YoHoOMirster
      @YoHoOMirster 5 лет назад +70

      "You're under arrest'
      'no'
      'aight'

  • @marco5916
    @marco5916 5 лет назад +2348

    Why did you suffer with Australia when you can do the same with BANAT? (at 500k)

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds like a great idea!

    • @austinreed5805
      @austinreed5805 5 лет назад +2

      Yes please

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 5 лет назад +40

      why suffer with banat when you can have "FUN" playing BUKOVINA.
      I've done it trust me it's fun in the same way a Krakow game is fun

    • @tescomealdeal9901
      @tescomealdeal9901 5 лет назад

      Marco Padilha what about....
      BANZAIIIIIII

    • @kiko.j5
      @kiko.j5 5 лет назад +2

      Krakow is best

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 5 лет назад +1512

    You: Australian Nejd
    Me, an intellectual: Kingdom of Saudi Australia

    • @FireurchinProductionsByzantium
      @FireurchinProductionsByzantium 5 лет назад +74

      Mamlukean Australia

    • @kerzariz8717
      @kerzariz8717 5 лет назад +42

      Kingdom of Australian Arabia

    • @valance10
      @valance10 5 лет назад +8

      Fireurchin Productions tibetan marmeluke

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 5 лет назад

      @@FireurchinProductionsByzantium Australian Mamluks

    • @alchemist7525
      @alchemist7525 5 лет назад +16

      me an Arab intellectual : al mamlakot al arabiyato al asturaliyah المملكة العربية الاسترالية

  • @hatmcshooty
    @hatmcshooty 5 лет назад +498

    We live in a land down under, where everything’s instantly made asunder

    • @aussie0.110
      @aussie0.110 4 года назад +3

      I didn’t like the fact that there was no replies to this

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 3 года назад +1

      @@aussie0.110 You better run, you better take cover

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao 3 года назад +2

      Can you hand me a Vegemite sandwich?

  • @elendil6144
    @elendil6144 5 лет назад +242

    "Ah yes, the great ressources of New Caledonia"
    Well joke on you ISP, New Caledonia has the greatest reserves of phosphorus in the world.

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 4 года назад +28

      Yeah. Petition to make the mod to change its RGO into sulphur.
      In fact change most of Pacific Islands RGO into sulphur. At least it would make colonizing them worthwhile, and alleviating sulphur scarcity that tend to happen in my late-game savegames.
      I mean, unless you are a GP with domestic sulphur production, it's pretty hard to build self sufficient heavy arms industry in Vic2.

    • @earthone4939
      @earthone4939 3 года назад +7

      And Nickel.

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 2 года назад +5

      They hold about 25% of all nickel reserves on earth

  • @OblomSaratov
    @OblomSaratov 5 лет назад +363

    3:06 Those four Austrians had been on a vacation and misread the name of the country when they were buying tickets home.

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +55

      Hanz what ich dat wierd thing on your arm? Wait everyone's speaking Englisch and Frankische, This ain't Österrich this is Österalia!

    • @christopherjobin-official7440
      @christopherjobin-official7440 5 лет назад +27

      @@panzerofthelake506 OH MEIN GOTT

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +23

      @@christopherjobin-official7440 FRANZ! LOOK A BIG GOAT!

    • @cruddyrainxii9599
      @cruddyrainxii9599 5 лет назад +42

      Late reply, but a sitcom of 4 19th century Austrians trying to survive the outback would be awesome.

    • @hugopepe1722
      @hugopepe1722 5 лет назад +4

      @@panzerofthelake506 oh god, at least use a google translator or a simple dictionary because this gave me a headache.

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML 5 лет назад +60

    "I just made all the Australians happy by putting New Zealand in my sphere. But no one in New Zealand cares, because they don't have internet, and they're all sheep. "
    Lmao isp has the funniest quotes ever

  • @paxelysia8202
    @paxelysia8202 5 лет назад +437

    eventually, victoria 2 and eu4 will go the way of hoi4 and he'll only be able to play March of Eagles and Imperator Rome.

  • @bas5681
    @bas5681 5 лет назад +211

    Yes... but we can basically all agree you should play as Krakow

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 5 лет назад +107

    8:10 ISP sounds like a Monty Python character here.

    • @ricedealer56
      @ricedealer56 5 лет назад +19

      He is Monty Python character

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo 5 лет назад +13

      @@ricedealer56 He is Monty Python

  • @rachard
    @rachard 5 лет назад +88

    Bold of you to assume that my life hasn't been ruined already

  • @communistpropaganda698
    @communistpropaganda698 5 лет назад +462

    Bold of you to assume I have a life smh my head

    • @ottovonbismarckboi9112
      @ottovonbismarckboi9112 5 лет назад +6

      Communist Propaganda no u

    • @communistpropaganda698
      @communistpropaganda698 5 лет назад +5

      Fug

    • @F_Du_Sea
      @F_Du_Sea 5 лет назад +26

      You just said: "shaking my head my head".

    • @jaredchn
      @jaredchn 5 лет назад +9

      Omg my god I am shaking my head smh what the hell

    • @LEE-hw3sx
      @LEE-hw3sx 5 лет назад +2

      Dr. Stephen no he said “Bold of you to assume I have a life smh my head” can you read?

  • @internuf5754
    @internuf5754 5 лет назад +428

    Wait
    ISP didn't die
    How can someone manage to play Vic1 2000 hours and then don't kill themself because of the depression coming from knowing that Vic3 never going to come out

    • @formica1892
      @formica1892 5 лет назад +43

      Hey! ISP is a horrific person responsible for many human rights violations. you will NOT dishonour the name of iSorrowProductions by uttering the cursed letters!

    • @walihalabi7445
      @walihalabi7445 5 лет назад +20

      Hey, VC3 is a thing, it's just what sweden is hiding in arjëa 51 in (insert swedish name)

    • @BL1zZ4Rth
      @BL1zZ4Rth 5 лет назад +8

      Why do you even want Vic3? As if Hoi4 and Imperator weren't disappointing enough.If it's to be the same arcade-y style PDX uses on every grand strategy since EU4 I think Vic2 should be the last installment to the series.If nothing else it's keeping the small remaining mod community of Vic2 alive.

    • @mastermix9228
      @mastermix9228 5 лет назад +4

      Just think about a world where Vic 3 comes out and nobody told paradox so they cant ruin it like everything else

    • @johnny-vb8ue
      @johnny-vb8ue 5 лет назад

      @@walihalabi7445 stop

  • @Вильгельм-к8е
    @Вильгельм-к8е 5 лет назад +67

    Just in time.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +78

    Maybe you should have made UK a far more hellish place to live before switching to Australia to get all those immigrants?
    And since population is such a problem for many nations in this game, can't we... _"UFO"_ some chinese citizens?

  • @dopaminetrigger
    @dopaminetrigger 5 лет назад +9

    i'm loving the vic 2 arc, best anime this season

  • @EvilParagon4
    @EvilParagon4 5 лет назад +3

    Your annexation of New Zealand made me happy.
    -An Australian.

  • @felitole1332
    @felitole1332 5 лет назад +6

    you better keep going with vic 2 if you don't want to lose your kneecaps

  • @techtheo2970
    @techtheo2970 5 лет назад +167

    Victoria 2 > all else strategy games

    • @germanyballwork5301
      @germanyballwork5301 5 лет назад +35

      ck2 gets subjugation casus belli
      eu4 gets humiliate casus belli

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 лет назад +30

      Germanyball Work
      vic2 gets establish protectorate casus belli

    • @germanyballwork5301
      @germanyballwork5301 5 лет назад +7

      @@khorps4756 hoi4 gets puppet casus belli

    • @СкоринДанил
      @СкоринДанил 5 лет назад +3

      march of the eagles gets conquest casus belli

    • @germanyballwork5301
      @germanyballwork5301 5 лет назад +3

      @@СкоринДанил imperator gets conquest casus belli

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 4 года назад +1

    you ended with double the modern population of Australia

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 5 лет назад +36

    Banat at 500k or Im sending you to fight in Bosnia.

  • @mattfrench6393
    @mattfrench6393 5 лет назад +1

    Hey! Koalas aren't riddled with Syphilis... they're riddled with Chlamydia!

  • @DJGamingHvH
    @DJGamingHvH 5 лет назад +5

    It's in the name it makes your heart full of darkness

  • @Math.C.T
    @Math.C.T 5 лет назад +1

    4:24 Oh ISP, you got me here hahahah

  • @k3kboi665
    @k3kboi665 3 года назад

    2:44
    The most influential companies in almost any nation started as constructio companies or are construction companies. Due to their thicc profits margins, larger employment numbers and easy compability to corruption.

  • @ciceronincheese7195
    @ciceronincheese7195 5 лет назад +2

    I once saw a wild Australia AI become a great power for once great power cycle. THAT was interesting.
    Although it's mostly because everyone got absolutely ruined by the many great wars I started.

  • @joewilson3575
    @joewilson3575 5 лет назад +2

    Can't lie, when I played China once, I westernised and everyone went to newzealand, NZ's population went from 250'000 to three million all of whom were Chinese.

  • @hanselsihotang
    @hanselsihotang 5 лет назад +2

    *"Australian Near East"*
    Cursed images right there

  • @theblade3487
    @theblade3487 5 лет назад +3

    Australia didn't exist when plumbing was invented....
    If there were that many Aussies at that time, then time traveling Australians haunt my nightmares.

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide 5 лет назад +1

    Lobster Belgium?!?! HELL YEAH COUNT ME IN!!! Forget Crab Rave time! It's.. *LOBSTER RAVE TIME*

  • @iliketobewithpeople9821
    @iliketobewithpeople9821 5 лет назад +2

    Oh shit they added the gold rush that caused those licenses and the eureka stockade.

  • @AragornRespecter
    @AragornRespecter 5 лет назад +22

    I demand a full playthrough of Panzermadels at 500k

  • @leviticus2001
    @leviticus2001 4 года назад +1

    Australian China
    Australians in 2020: That's cursed.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +8

    89K people in Australia, mad lads

  • @PSIRockOmega
    @PSIRockOmega 5 лет назад +1

    Victoria III needs to come out for ISP's sake. If he has to play as Australia for a third time in this game then he will truly be lost to us.

  • @M1912TrenchGun
    @M1912TrenchGun 5 лет назад +17

    thank you gamer
    *pumps shotgun*

  • @wanderer1636
    @wanderer1636 5 лет назад +2

    With every Victoria 2 video you make I get to once again enjoy seeing you tax the poor to the max and then get upset (or just depressed) from all the constant revolts happening.

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 5 лет назад +1

    I remember my great-grandfather telling me stories of how he fought in the Korean War alongside ISorrow.

  • @thomasfisk2467
    @thomasfisk2467 5 лет назад +2

    "glass and concrete" basically rome tbh

  • @heathjohnson2698
    @heathjohnson2698 5 лет назад +19

    Australia invading China. I thought it was happening the other way around.

  • @Mikeywikeybombikey
    @Mikeywikeybombikey 5 лет назад

    Never even played Vic2, I watch all your videos because your commentary is hilarious. You can rest assured that I didn't learn a single thing in this video, bit boy was it fun to watch. Keep up the good work brother!

    • @somedude8468
      @somedude8468 3 года назад

      just invade china, you should be fine

  • @Toby-Wan-Kenobi940
    @Toby-Wan-Kenobi940 5 лет назад +1

    *when a colony owns a colony*
    *Britain 100*

  • @n.mightslapallama1874
    @n.mightslapallama1874 5 лет назад +3

    I enjoyed this, good job, friend.
    I am sure Banat will be just as glorious, especially since the video will be about 40 minutes long, yes?

  • @brendan1904
    @brendan1904 3 года назад

    When you google “Victoria 2” and click “videos” this is the second thing that comes up.

  • @CyberK4
    @CyberK4 3 года назад

    Only when you finally read a history book on the countries you play. Specifically, read a book on the Soloman Islands.

  • @arunlewis4416
    @arunlewis4416 5 лет назад +3

    When you actually get to an ISP or Isorrow vid in under ten minutes
    I AM SPEED*

  • @bepper66
    @bepper66 5 лет назад +1

    ISP: 'I think it comes from the time I was in the Korean War'
    Me: Makes sense the military must be... wait the Korean War???

  • @LeafSooup
    @LeafSooup 5 лет назад

    Play as someone who has coastal provinces but can’t expand anywhere else because it’s neighbors are great powers

  • @mr.meganiggazunited4818
    @mr.meganiggazunited4818 5 лет назад

    Thankyou for your service in Korea ISP, my grandpa served there too!

  • @Nekogg23
    @Nekogg23 5 лет назад +13

    How can you claim to have played all the good nations in victoria 2 when you have yet to do a krakow into poland game?

  • @cjmercado5935
    @cjmercado5935 5 лет назад +46

    iSorrowproductions, we're all concerned about your health. That being said, play as Serbia when?

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 5 лет назад

      I'm not concerned

    • @mickel836
      @mickel836 5 лет назад +1

      banat

    • @MineXplousion
      @MineXplousion 5 лет назад

      ISP you realize you are doing the same from HOI4 in Victoria 2 ? . it's like the same dude . your content is repetitive

    • @mickel836
      @mickel836 5 лет назад +1

      @@MineXplousion Just don't. Its not

    • @NicholasEzclapz
      @NicholasEzclapz 5 лет назад +1

      @@MineXplousion Except it is actually interesting unlike HOI4

  • @FloraJoannaK
    @FloraJoannaK 5 лет назад +1

    Play as Planned Economy Russia for some micro-management goodness. Also, remove all sharp objects from the room and shoelaces.

  • @raiderhanks364
    @raiderhanks364 5 лет назад +2

    Damn Australians are so prestigious and world famous....wait what??

  • @Chairman_Savage
    @Chairman_Savage 5 лет назад

    I feel bad, the men at work pun made me laugh too hard for 1:30 AM

  • @Saberlena
    @Saberlena 5 лет назад

    You're never going to escape Vicky2 until Vicky3.

  • @joshanderson9391
    @joshanderson9391 5 лет назад +3

    10:29 Australia 2019 (colorized)

  • @sanguinesteven790
    @sanguinesteven790 5 лет назад +1

    When he says Korean war, he doesn't mean the war in the 1950s. Oh no, he's talking about the countless other Korean Wars that happened in all his playthroughs.

  • @Monkey_SK
    @Monkey_SK 5 лет назад

    I don't want to learn Vic 2, starts learning Vic2, my eye balls, you sadist!

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man 5 лет назад +6

    You should play Euro Truck. Just because you’d crash a lot

  • @imperialjedi6710
    @imperialjedi6710 2 года назад

    Peak British coming out there at 8:09

  • @codeviper8665
    @codeviper8665 4 года назад +2

    In my experience, Prussia _never_ forms the North German Federation

  • @Justquitalready
    @Justquitalready 5 лет назад +1

    I didn’t come here to learn!!! I want my time back!

  • @m.luthfi.alhadi
    @m.luthfi.alhadi 2 года назад +1

    oi oi oi, that is not achhhshsch, but /ah-chayh/

  • @pethaino3215
    @pethaino3215 5 лет назад +1

    It's funny because the lake you renamed is actually named Lake Victoria.

  • @JCarter3000
    @JCarter3000 5 лет назад

    The dislike of people telling you what to do stems from your time spent in the Korean war pwahh!! First good laugh of the day, your content is great and so is Victoria II.

  • @FlannFirefist
    @FlannFirefist 5 лет назад +1

    If you don't do an Ireland playthrough for vic2 I will personally revive Michael Collins and have him cycle around outside your house at night XD

  • @Mooneron
    @Mooneron 5 лет назад +1

    Next off, Oldenburg

  • @calebmuncrief5832
    @calebmuncrief5832 4 года назад +1

    Are we really all going to ignore Australian Near East?

  • @BRUZHU
    @BRUZHU 5 лет назад

    Thank you for your service ISP.

  • @theadventureking2569
    @theadventureking2569 5 лет назад +1

    My life is now ruined.

  • @12345678900987659101
    @12345678900987659101 5 лет назад +4

    A good starter nation is Banal, please play it so I know what to do. As a veteran of Commander Babes this game confuses me.

  • @leonardobanazalazar3249
    @leonardobanazalazar3249 5 лет назад

    2:09 You just won the elections, mate.

  • @arkron7093
    @arkron7093 5 лет назад

    4:41 Sardinia-Piedmont secret superpower

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 5 лет назад

    Each pop is a family of four. It’s 89 thousand families.

  • @idrinkcofe
    @idrinkcofe 5 лет назад

    Your thumbnail made think this was internet historian. That being said I’m glad I watched it.

  • @hydrochloricacid5339
    @hydrochloricacid5339 2 года назад +1

    10:28 just like modern day Australia

  • @GrandleJams
    @GrandleJams 5 лет назад +7

    Man, it sucks how people just ask you do to play games you don't want to play.
    _anyways you should play more Victoria 2_

  • @Zeromegas
    @Zeromegas 5 лет назад

    New Calesonia Resorces: Arboreal Geckos

  • @FlightofCrows
    @FlightofCrows 5 лет назад +10

    "What great empires have you ever heard being founded upon a cement factory?!"
    Um... is 'most of them' a correct response?

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 5 лет назад +6

      I thought every great empire was built on glass and liquor factories

  • @usera6014
    @usera6014 5 лет назад

    10:44 OMG PERU OWNS ARICA AND ACRE MY LIFE IS COMPLETED :,)

  • @T_Kelso
    @T_Kelso 4 года назад

    Chinese taking over Australian cities is the most realistic part of this video

  • @Dezember_Kreuz
    @Dezember_Kreuz 5 лет назад +6

    Now do a hoi4 game where australia has all this territory and is in the axis since theyre fascist

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 5 лет назад

    I was playing Vic Two. The game crashing every time it reaches 1860 ruins my engagement.

  • @denis1049
    @denis1049 5 лет назад

    I do not trust that it was Australia since there was no guy with bottles from men at work-down under at the beginning of the video.

  • @G69zLmL
    @G69zLmL 5 лет назад +1

    Ah yes, my favorite
    Cursed Channels

  • @joryjones6808
    @joryjones6808 5 лет назад +1

    1:31 Xhosa is pronounced Kosa with a click after the K just FYI.

  • @CmdrChrisArcher
    @CmdrChrisArcher 5 лет назад

    Joke's on you, I never had a life to ruin!

  • @DocZeddy
    @DocZeddy 5 лет назад

    When you wait for your country to be showcased but in the end it’s Australian Kuwait. hmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @HalfEclipsed
    @HalfEclipsed 5 лет назад +3

    no patches mega campaign at 471k

  • @commandantkotin
    @commandantkotin 5 лет назад +1

    Do some of the supreme commander games next

  • @mjamesknight
    @mjamesknight 3 года назад

    10:28 *Angry Pauline Hanson noises

  • @oleanderkazzy_
    @oleanderkazzy_ 4 года назад

    The Chinese are probably like, "we are going to Brazil"

  • @fattah_aman2083
    @fattah_aman2083 5 лет назад +1

    I demand a world conquest of east timor in hoi4 at 500k

  • @khan-key1623
    @khan-key1623 5 лет назад

    100% on education and bureaucracy seems to be less effective, than 80%

  • @GreenSharder
    @GreenSharder 5 лет назад

    As a man of Manchester, I am offended. We would never go to Australia.

  • @Mark-ct9kw
    @Mark-ct9kw 5 лет назад

    You ever hear the tragedy of darth plagues the wise...?

  • @micahallen2226
    @micahallen2226 4 года назад

    you cursed my search history

  • @HenriqueAugustoNunes
    @HenriqueAugustoNunes 5 лет назад

    First you declare war on... "KKRHRHRH"

  • @Otori6386
    @Otori6386 5 лет назад

    All the Chinese immigrate to Australia?
    10/10 historically accurate