Why You Should Never Trust The Germans - Victoria 2

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @FrederickvonKroner
    @FrederickvonKroner 6 лет назад +4566

    Debts: Paid
    Alsace-Lorraine: Taken
    India: Swedish
    Yep, it's Victoria II time

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 6 лет назад +268

      Hotel: TriVaGo

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад +20

      Frederick von Kroner nice profile pic

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 6 лет назад +130

      elsaß lothringen*

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 6 лет назад +32

      lol "united europe" hmm what could that POSSIBLY mean. with the freedom party flag. hmmmmmmmmmmm, definitely not a fascist in disguise. nope. no sirree.

    • @etienne5247
      @etienne5247 6 лет назад +10

      at least east germany had better border security right

  • @pacodelazyfucc6344
    @pacodelazyfucc6344 5 лет назад +540

    ISP: Why do you keep revolting?
    Also ISP: Taxes the poor and middle class 100% while the upper class has to pay nothing in taxes.

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 6 лет назад +864

    ISP: Taxes the poor and medium wealth to no end and doesn't tax the rich at all
    Also ISP: WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE COMMUNISTS COMING FROM????

    • @woofdog464
      @woofdog464 5 лет назад +82

      He was also able to pass reforms for the entire game

    • @PennTankerGuy
      @PennTankerGuy 4 года назад +30

      @Scunga Dunga you really felt the need to say that on a 2 year old comment about Victoria II?
      Lmao

    • @douglasmacarthur702
      @douglasmacarthur702 4 года назад +26

      @Ved Singh you felt the need to reply to that man's need to reply?

    • @333Yakuta
      @333Yakuta 4 года назад +10

      @Ved Singh communism is a flawed system.
      But don’t defend the rich. Lmao

    • @artemasace0349
      @artemasace0349 4 года назад +4

      I can see not taxing the rich if you have laissez faire so that they have more money to invest

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 лет назад +2088

    First 2 note: C#3 and G#3
    Plink: *kchk* then D#6
    Distance from last video: same before the shift, major third below after the shift

    • @kattenelvis1778
      @kattenelvis1778 6 лет назад +76

      I love you

    • @pizaapie8488
      @pizaapie8488 6 лет назад +112

      WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

    • @Daf1400s
      @Daf1400s 6 лет назад +59

      I love you more than this other person

    • @avananana
      @avananana 6 лет назад +53

      I don't really know where you came from, I don't know how this all started, but I find it funny so good job. lel

    • @flashgordonsthemesong2838
      @flashgordonsthemesong2838 6 лет назад +55

      I think he's just deliberately trying to mess with you now.

  • @skidmark2452
    @skidmark2452 6 лет назад +955

    1:03 u activated my amazon echo XD

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +47

      What did she answer?

    • @idkwut4523
      @idkwut4523 4 года назад +6

      @@LoydAvenheart I guess she never did answer back

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 4 года назад +6

      @@idkwut4523 She dead, robot uprising next time I guess.

    • @cobymccarthy1088
      @cobymccarthy1088 4 года назад +1

      @@LoydAvenheart ....

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 года назад +1

      Robotic Anarcho Liberals

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +1787

    Germans?
    Don't you mean...
    *A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y*

    • @onestupidboi9320
      @onestupidboi9320 6 лет назад +1

      Plz kill me

    • @jassem4579
      @jassem4579 6 лет назад +3

      *BE GOOOONNNEEE SUUUKKKKAAARRRR*

    • @rodigoduterte9192
      @rodigoduterte9192 6 лет назад +1

      Artillery? Why not aircraft only?

    • @elgitarr_
      @elgitarr_ 6 лет назад +2

      Coming from a former Artillery Only Discord Server Member this meme is confirmed dead and buried.

    • @srgforge2993
      @srgforge2993 6 лет назад +3

      Good we still have isp loyalists around, ARTILLERY ONLY!!! ARTILLERY ONLY!!! ARTILLERY ONLY!!!

  • @djordjemilosevic7856
    @djordjemilosevic7856 6 лет назад +430

    more vic2
    More Vic2
    MORE VIC2

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 6 лет назад +177

    God damn it iSorrow just enact government reforms so you don't get large scale revolts. It even shows you which decisions have the most popular support!

    • @Supermegamanuel01
      @Supermegamanuel01 6 лет назад +30

      But the memes tho

    • @amids69
      @amids69 2 года назад +10

      you still get fuck tons of revolts for no reason half the time 💀

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@amids69 at least they hate you a little less lmao. Hundreds of revolutionary divisions in the capital every election definitely isn't normal lmao

  • @vxvian
    @vxvian 5 лет назад +61

    When you said “Alexa this is so sad can we throw 500 hamburgers into the see” my dads Alexa actually said I can play despacito if you like, I can’t stop laughing

  • @povilasa77
    @povilasa77 6 лет назад +778

    BUT CAN YOU DO ARTILLERY ONLY IN VICTORIA 2 ??????

    • @activatewindowsjoe8235
      @activatewindowsjoe8235 6 лет назад +28

      u cant, the armies literally get auto-stomped, I did it once by accident with one years ago lol

    • @bbqplatypus318
      @bbqplatypus318 6 лет назад +44

      Hilariously, in the early patches it was probably the best possible unit composition.

    • @activatewindowsjoe8235
      @activatewindowsjoe8235 6 лет назад +13

      @@2headedtasman200 actuslly it would be funny to see him be forced to lose every battle he fights

    • @thegeneralissimo470
      @thegeneralissimo470 6 лет назад +5

      No, as the artillery in Vic2 and hoi4 work differently. :(

    • @ryanlaird6447
      @ryanlaird6447 6 лет назад +1

      If he plays a house divided or vanilla then artillery only works

  • @ilyashussein4774
    @ilyashussein4774 6 лет назад +21

    "We're coming Trotsky...." Cool Maths Games CEO

  • @ijp789
    @ijp789 6 лет назад +107

    9/10 romania didnt took chad

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 6 лет назад +1

      @some boby chad does not take you, you take chad
      because it is a chad
      chads are bad

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +3

      Normie

    • @Metawire61
      @Metawire61 5 лет назад

      Duuuuuudddddeee what a chaaaaaadddddddddddd

  • @Tmanowns
    @Tmanowns 6 лет назад +28

    Gotta say, I would love Victoria 2 so much more if it had the frontlines system of HOI4.

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 Год назад +3

      A bit late, but u must be loving the combat system of Vic3 😁

    • @prosteslavek
      @prosteslavek 4 месяца назад

      💀​@@manooxi327

  • @namenlosnutz
    @namenlosnutz 6 лет назад +337

    >15 000 Afghanistan troops in Sweden
    Is it a mod about 21st century?

  • @alexgio4406
    @alexgio4406 6 лет назад +9

    ISP’s background music always makes me feel like I’m in an elevator, it’s very calming.

  • @nicholas209
    @nicholas209 4 года назад +2

    When you said Alexa can we throw 500 hamburgers into the sea, my Alexa piped up with "I can play Despacito if you like"

  • @redmonkey4351
    @redmonkey4351 6 лет назад +8

    Any chance we can get a screenshot of the end results? I always love seeing the mess people leave the world in at the end of a Vicky2 game.

  • @harrisonshaw7439
    @harrisonshaw7439 6 лет назад +1

    Getting an ad for adult Lego during this video really speaks to the demographic of the viewers

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 6 лет назад +4

    4:48 Didn't realize how realistic this game was

  • @pycckkuu
    @pycckkuu 6 лет назад +2

    Hey, you can build railroads in all provinces of the region simply by pressing "Shift+build railroad".

  • @Dominic_LaSalle
    @Dominic_LaSalle 4 года назад +4

    6:32 was Krakow...the 9th ranked nation in the world? ISP you missed the ultimate meme of having Krakow become a GP

  • @bockhssquad6973
    @bockhssquad6973 6 лет назад +1

    this is one of my favorite of your videos in a while, keep up the good work!

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 6 лет назад +6

    “Irish Ethiopia”?? When it comes to famine time, they’re SET! The Irish can introduce potato blight, and the Ethiopians can show them the skill of flies on you......

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 6 лет назад +1

    I don't even know how you managed to make the Ironside Intro more interesting than the video.

  • @shamalamadingdongminecraft5602
    @shamalamadingdongminecraft5602 6 лет назад +51

    Where is the ironside pitch boi?

  • @meninothomass
    @meninothomass 5 лет назад +1

    *Aguas de Março as the background music*
    Ah, a man of culture I see.

  • @dragos4123
    @dragos4123 6 лет назад +5

    Ahh yes,how could I possibly forget that time when Romania didn't even unite but take control of a part of Africa

  • @cybercreeper4970
    @cybercreeper4970 4 года назад +2

    One of ISP's vic 2 catchphrases: I wasn't going to colonize this game.

  • @benitomussolini3728
    @benitomussolini3728 6 лет назад +7

    Diplomatic Victory only at 400k

  • @KamepinUA
    @KamepinUA 6 лет назад +2

    "Yea WW2 over East Galicia"
    *IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY HOMELAND*

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +74

    -Gamers- Jacobin rebels rise up

  • @Arms.Enthusiast
    @Arms.Enthusiast 6 лет назад

    Loving the new variety in content on the channel!

  • @bb3xhrhj
    @bb3xhrhj 6 лет назад +7

    15000 Afghani militant troops in Sweden?
    Extremely realistic.

  • @Emel_unlegit
    @Emel_unlegit 2 года назад

    0:54 makes me very nostalgic, because we all damn know this is gonna be a theme

  • @Stratagyguy13
    @Stratagyguy13 6 лет назад +9

    ISP, whats the mod for victoria 2 your using?

  • @servuservu6829
    @servuservu6829 6 лет назад +2

    that kachuk at 0:00

  • @joshuaachors2954
    @joshuaachors2954 6 лет назад +23

    Here’s a new radical idea, pass reforms and don’t have rebels! I know it’s crazy!

    • @cryasor3428
      @cryasor3428 6 лет назад +13

      Are you crazy? That is admitting defeat!

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 6 лет назад +1

      That is the worst idea.

  • @que2056
    @que2056 4 года назад +1

    I’m watching binging some Vic 2 rn and I just noticed WHY IS KRAKOW NUMBER 9 SECONDARY POWER??

  • @MarisaFan411
    @MarisaFan411 5 лет назад +3

    I just want to point out that over 1,398,000
    rebels were besieging Berlin in 5:00

  • @penpenbrady
    @penpenbrady 6 лет назад

    I love the variety of games recently, keep it up!

  • @phantomkrieger2744
    @phantomkrieger2744 6 лет назад +21

    Make Jeremy Gorbachev your mascot play CoolMathGames at 400k subscribers.

  • @manelgf1
    @manelgf1 6 лет назад

    6:49 krakow looking like the 20th century florence with all that prestige

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 6 лет назад +3

    Is it only me or every ISorrow Victoria 2 Vid is the same?

  • @__flo
    @__flo 3 года назад

    0:25 Victoria 3: "Well well well, don`t you look at that"

  • @serbiaball9056
    @serbiaball9056 6 лет назад +56

    always trust them

    • @serbiaball9056
      @serbiaball9056 6 лет назад +1

      cough treaty of versailles cut them up so hard they got a funny mustache man

    • @serbiaball9056
      @serbiaball9056 6 лет назад

      i mean they french kind of defeated germany with their partisans helping the normandy landing

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 6 лет назад +3

      @@serbiaball9056 go home, serbia
      you're drunk

  • @jdub2003
    @jdub2003 6 лет назад

    I love the new direction you are taking the channel ISP

  • @kenlim6485
    @kenlim6485 6 лет назад +3

    Europa Universalis original board game at 350k subs

  • @blueshellincident
    @blueshellincident 6 лет назад

    For future reference I'm 80% positive you can macro build all the railroads in a state. I think it's done by holding shift and clicking on the railroad button. I could be wrong about how but I know it's possible.

  • @smokeinthewaters8230
    @smokeinthewaters8230 6 лет назад +9

    When you’re so early there are no views and 360p

  • @robloxian2406
    @robloxian2406 2 года назад +1

    9:23 yo I'm dying
    Poor Greece

  • @nobody-mq7fr
    @nobody-mq7fr 6 лет назад +12

    0/10 didn't invade Belgium.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +1

      Normie

  • @uberwolf_44gaming43
    @uberwolf_44gaming43 4 года назад +1

    5:52 Heavy germanic breathing
    7:32 *EVEN HEAVIER GERMANIC BREATHING*

  • @JohnSmith-rk7zy
    @JohnSmith-rk7zy 6 лет назад +71

    15000 Afganistan soldiers seiging down Sweden, just a normal day in our progressive utopia.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 6 лет назад +5

      John Smith edgy

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 6 лет назад +1

    The only demand you could expect with Greece was... repay debt. TOO SOON, DAMMIT, TOO SOON

  • @nomnito2055
    @nomnito2055 6 лет назад +4

    As a german I feel VERY offended by the title!

  • @benrobertson9658
    @benrobertson9658 6 лет назад

    The intro has mutated into an untameable beast that clicks and plays scary music.
    This beast is clearly Coolmathgames.

  • @pijusgreicius7025
    @pijusgreicius7025 6 лет назад +5

    Hey isp. That's all, that's the comment.

  • @RoverStorm
    @RoverStorm 6 лет назад

    iSorrowProductions playing Victoria2: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!
    Me playing Victoria2: it's 1915, I'm an absolute monarchy, and I'm throwing torches and pitchforks at my people to try and force them to revolt.

  • @Ethan-sm1od
    @Ethan-sm1od 6 лет назад +12

    k

  • @vidoeditore7547
    @vidoeditore7547 6 лет назад +1

    Play Frostpunk and go down the order path and turn your city into a frozen gulag

  • @stanleysmith7551
    @stanleysmith7551 6 лет назад +5

    "15 000 afghani are sieging Sweden"...wait, are we in 2018 already? 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @calexade
    @calexade 6 лет назад +1

    Tell ISP *loads artillery* his cool math subscription expires in two days

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 5 лет назад +4

    Raises poor and middle taxes to 100% and cuts Rich taxes to 0%
    Me: Is this Prussia or America?
    None of this happened when I played as Germany in Victoria 2

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 года назад

      @Some Weeb I think it's because I always do Liberal reforms

  • @hotdogfingerz9674
    @hotdogfingerz9674 6 лет назад +1

    Fuck that Ironside intro
    Edit: specified the IronSide bit

  • @hunterleslie9407
    @hunterleslie9407 6 лет назад +3

    Oh Mein Schnitzel

  • @caskroth27
    @caskroth27 6 лет назад +1

    Loving the Victoria 2 videos my dude

  • @averagemaniaplayer4158
    @averagemaniaplayer4158 6 лет назад +3

    play as sudan as a romanian puppet

  • @smigly6856
    @smigly6856 6 лет назад

    the ironside opening always changes to better and better stuff

  • @janiemoge4153
    @janiemoge4153 6 лет назад +7

    The sad thing is my father actually left me
    And no this is not a joke

  • @beefedupkronks4371
    @beefedupkronks4371 6 лет назад

    You know, the changing of the ironside intro was a funny thing at the start but now I'm silently dying every video.

  • @hussamalmasaid2494
    @hussamalmasaid2494 6 лет назад +7

    Play Afghanistan
    ARTILLERY ONLY

  • @ytpanda398
    @ytpanda398 6 лет назад +1

    Ok at this point I'm waiting for the intro more than the video

  • @anani9898
    @anani9898 6 лет назад +13

    Ottomans pls.
    THINK OF THE TURKISH LIKES

  • @red_menace1829
    @red_menace1829 5 лет назад

    I learn more about world history watching isp than I ever did in middle school or highschool.

  • @MaximilianEnVT
    @MaximilianEnVT 6 лет назад

    Turns out a spelling error was the result of the endless revolts within Vicky2, never knew if it was ever fixed...

  • @Sly-1206
    @Sly-1206 4 года назад

    I have never seen so many revolts in one game I have to almost use commands for revolts to happen

  • @chasemarioth2446
    @chasemarioth2446 6 лет назад

    Am I the only one that looks forward to the Ironside sounds more than the actual videos

  • @mariom.1679
    @mariom.1679 5 лет назад

    as a person who has never played a paradox game other than eu4, it hard to tell whether this happens every game or not

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 6 лет назад +1

    Therein lay the thing that almost killed Victoria 2 for me, the endless rebellions.
    It got to the point where I just cheated to remove all militancy.

  • @iamkulit1cs613
    @iamkulit1cs613 4 года назад +1

    I am no V2 expert, But having "Tax the Poor" as the first thing to do may have something to do with all the revolts

  • @gtaricardocascan
    @gtaricardocascan 6 лет назад

    Don't build every railroad individually, if you press ctrl while you build one, the construction starts in every province of a state

  • @iblame_darian
    @iblame_darian 4 года назад +1

    3:13 So we aren't going to talk about Futa Jallon?

  • @solodatemaru
    @solodatemaru 6 лет назад +1

    I get they're trying to simulate a period full of revolutions and revolts, but the rebel system never felt balanced.

  • @veel60
    @veel60 6 лет назад

    You can control click to produce all railroads/forts in a state.

  • @jeezi3620
    @jeezi3620 6 лет назад

    I'm loving these Vicky 2 vids, keep them up!

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 4 года назад

    9:37
    A gun
    behind
    every
    blade
    of
    grass

  • @KrakeKrake-j6r
    @KrakeKrake-j6r 6 лет назад +1

    0:30 you see it’s last save game is as Brazil 🇧🇷

  • @jassem4579
    @jassem4579 6 лет назад +1

    Hippity hoppity you're playing my victority

  • @rpraffi
    @rpraffi 6 лет назад

    I'm loving the "katchuk" at the beginning.

  • @edoardocestone1440
    @edoardocestone1440 6 лет назад

    1:03 damn you activated my amazon echo LOL

  • @thomasmcsweeney7786
    @thomasmcsweeney7786 6 лет назад

    does anyone remember the Irish invasion of Sweden? it was around 9:13.

  • @nicholasandmommy
    @nicholasandmommy 6 лет назад

    ISP keeps me Wing the Ironsides intro first one was spamming the hammer 2nd a weird face and now his voice as a hammer coolmathgames confirmed

  • @mastrorick
    @mastrorick Год назад

    4:48 reminds me of certain party of a certain country after losing the first election upon revolution

  • @kosasmerty
    @kosasmerty 6 лет назад

    Isp, if you want to really build railroads easier, then just press ctrl+click LMB when building them, then you'll build them in the whole region, not one province.

  • @benrodir2
    @benrodir2 6 лет назад

    Prolly never read this, but just in case you do; Bro I am so happy you started doing more VK2, love this game. Also love that you are branching out, Hoi is awesome just a bit stale, really invigorates your channel ya know? Way too much personality to be a single-game RUclipsr!

  • @Zedslayer345
    @Zedslayer345 6 лет назад

    He's just fucking with us with the Ironside intro now

  • @StrangeQuark
    @StrangeQuark 5 лет назад +2

    america and turkey sphering germany? what realism mod is that

  • @Jergy2
    @Jergy2 6 лет назад

    ISP please. you're fucking with us with those modified intro's.

  • @BrickMediaStudios
    @BrickMediaStudios 6 лет назад

    dear isorrows. hold control and then click on build railway or fort to build them in the entire region

  • @M1912TrenchGun
    @M1912TrenchGun 6 лет назад

    New episode for the How To Be OP series : Forming Super Germany As Austria in Vicky 2