Newark police: Down the garden path

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 3 года назад +90

    Work of art. This should be in the National Portrait Gallery entitled “Uniform confusion”

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +18

      Glad someone actually see's what is happening!

    • @fordcapri6288
      @fordcapri6288 3 года назад +15

      @@mat12128 this was a fun one Mat, he thought he was being clever and subtle 😂 outsmarted him with class! Next time they mention filming "private cars" can you get them to define what a "private car" is and how you can obtain a car that is exempt from being filmed?

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 года назад +1

      Not likely going to get much done
      Creeping around police stations hoping for a reaction as it's less likely going to catch out crooked cops including plain clothes detectives simply because they aren't dumb
      Just because they sometimes commit criminal offences especially when they think no one else is watching
      Though, as long as don't film any other so called law enforcement agency vehicles registration details, I suppose

  • @allyup3404
    @allyup3404 3 года назад +56

    If only they put this much effort into solving real crime.

  • @silentwitness247
    @silentwitness247 3 года назад +74

    Newark makes a very appropriate anagram that could describe this young PC. Work it out!

  • @bobmirdiff2043
    @bobmirdiff2043 3 года назад +7

    OFFICER: Have you got a Police Record?
    CITIZEN: Yeah, 'Walking on the Moon!'

    • @JRichards93
      @JRichards93 3 года назад +2

      Definitely from Fools & Horses... One of the best episodes Bob 😉

  • @vincentvangough2008
    @vincentvangough2008 3 года назад +39

    Legend has it the PC is still stood outside asking Matt if he ‘understands his concern?’

    • @junglejay31
      @junglejay31 3 года назад +4

      Or if it’s one “T” or two 🤣

    • @usemoreoil
      @usemoreoil 3 года назад +2

      @@junglejay31 two in twat

  • @LEERILEY33
    @LEERILEY33 3 года назад +113

    He tried his hardest to catch you out to obtain more of your details while being nicey nicey. Snake 🐍🐍🐍

    • @albertsmith1048
      @albertsmith1048 3 года назад +1

      Did not have to be caught out, information was freely given, why?.

    • @thepeadair
      @thepeadair 3 года назад +8

      @@albertsmith1048 Try watching the video before you make stupid remarks.

    • @albertsmith1048
      @albertsmith1048 3 года назад

      @@thepeadair Good evening. The art of these "audits" if you will is to keep your identity secret if at all possible. Giving the Coppers ANY information is only helping them, do you not realise this. Keeping shtum is a weapon you have, not giving some abstract address. What the poster is doing is perfectly legal, end of story.

    • @stephenferguson
      @stephenferguson 3 года назад +3

      @@albertsmith1048 Did u watch the video till the end? He's not stupid enough to just give out his address..
      Watch the whole video.

    • @tintersniffer9929
      @tintersniffer9929 3 года назад +3

      They all have no backbone and would arrest their own nan if they could.

  • @richardhewitt.easyvanlife.6957
    @richardhewitt.easyvanlife.6957 3 года назад +44

    My god he was hard work,going round in circles.

  • @dps8435
    @dps8435 Год назад +1

    Deconstructed,piece by piece,almost as good as focus pocus,who is a ninja.

  • @123kingcarp
    @123kingcarp 3 года назад +74

    They don’t care about the public it’s all about them and their cars.

  • @beds139
    @beds139 3 года назад +31

    He's obviously a graduate recruit. He''ll be an inspector in no time.

    • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
      @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 года назад +2

      He is definitely not a graduate because he has to check every detail with the station. No ability to assess the situation and think logically.

  • @Aberbrothock1
    @Aberbrothock1 3 года назад +42

    They always worry about their plates on their private cars being filmed, but they think its fine to record ours.

    • @copwatcher2087
      @copwatcher2087 3 года назад +1

      Not illegal perfectly OK shame the officer wasn’t educated about it 🙄

    • @Blonde_Somnambulist
      @Blonde_Somnambulist 3 года назад

      Like you can’t get that info as they drive past you on the street !

  • @Hitstirrer
    @Hitstirrer 3 года назад +59

    They simply don't understand that if someone had evil intent they would never see the camera or realise they were there. A person stood in plain view seems to worry them more than a covert observer.

    • @dickenscider7328
      @dickenscider7328 2 года назад +3

      Yeah and if that person wanted to off them all they wouldn’t even know.

  • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
    @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 года назад +42

    When he watches this back tonight he is going to feel like s total pillock

    • @vincentsubmarinismo774
      @vincentsubmarinismo774 3 года назад +6

      No he won't, reportedly after the newsnight interview, Prince Andrew told his mum, "it was a great success" when you're a dense narcissist , you'll never see it.

  • @marydickinson2917
    @marydickinson2917 3 года назад +20

    He a well known pratt in Newark

  • @bluepurgatory2927
    @bluepurgatory2927 3 года назад +29

    Matt needs to talk to Alex Bellfield before he gives any trust to Nottingham Police.

  • @D-oq7lm
    @D-oq7lm 3 года назад +15

    Newark - that well known anagram.

  • @independentpuppy7520
    @independentpuppy7520 3 года назад +25

    He looked bewildered. Poor lad.

  • @nickpotts3913
    @nickpotts3913 3 года назад +3

    "squirrels, erm spiders, pets, PIGS"

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 3 года назад +36

    The police in most of these videos can't seem to distinguish between a 'concern' and a 'crime'. They can be as terrified and neurotic as they like about a guy with a dog filming their little station; it doesn't make it a crime, or even give reasonable grounds for arrest or detainment. Most of what they do is bluff and deception. They decide they don't like someone and seek to pin something on them. Shameful.

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 11 месяцев назад +2

      THIS COP IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF PUBLIC MONEY IMO!

  • @lehanedermot
    @lehanedermot 3 года назад +58

    They need to put a notice up, do not look at this police station because our lickle officers are very fragile.

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 3 года назад +33

    When someone hangs around like a bad fart smell. He fished and fished but caught no catch!

  • @marklatimer7333
    @marklatimer7333 3 года назад +14

    "If an auditor swears in the forest does it make it a Section 5 offence?"

  • @Aberbrothock1
    @Aberbrothock1 3 года назад +22

    He wants your personal name and personal address, but you cant have personal plates.

  • @chaz725
    @chaz725 3 года назад +54

    Imagine him trying to chat some bird up in a bar
    “Now what colour undies do you wear ‘“
    “Are they elasticated”
    “Where did you buy them from”
    “How much did you pay for them”
    “Are they comfortable”
    “Are they irritable “
    Woman “ No but you are”

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +5

      Lmao, nice one Chaz

    • @juliematt1997
      @juliematt1997 3 года назад

      😁😄😁😄😁😄😁😄

    • @sg8888888
      @sg8888888 2 года назад

      😅😂🤣🏅🎖🥇🏆

  • @kevalino2
    @kevalino2 3 года назад +51

    He’s a fisherman 😂😂🙈

    • @timtam6442
      @timtam6442 3 года назад +5

      Whooooosh! Why was that? Just something going way over your head mate!

  • @lordlucan9351
    @lordlucan9351 3 года назад +2

    True fact.......There is no such thing as a friendly policeman.

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 3 года назад +76

    The address thing reminded me of the sketch from the Pink Panther:
    “Does your dog bite?”
    No
    “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
    That is not my dog

    • @copwatcher2087
      @copwatcher2087 3 года назад +1

      That would be fine if this was a candid camera comedy sketch but it’s supposed to be educating officers who abuse authority. Nothing learned here

  • @davecorrado1071
    @davecorrado1071 3 года назад +10

    don't give those planks anything

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 3 года назад +8

    PC fisherman was on a BIG fishing exhibition !

  • @iandodd14
    @iandodd14 3 года назад +18

    Nice one. Poor clueless plod, right over his head. He's dopey enough to be promoted very soon!

  • @scimatarpictures
    @scimatarpictures 3 года назад +22

    Superb video, you had him completely foxed. Thanks for coming to Newark Mat!

  • @philbarrett3739
    @philbarrett3739 3 года назад

    The Rick Astley haircut must go through a notepad a day!

  • @spiritusinfinitus
    @spiritusinfinitus 3 года назад +21

    Notice how when he was apparently taking your details "so he could get in touch with the media department" he also noted down the time in exactly the same way he would do so when gathering information about you for Investigatory purposes. Odd that, eh?

    • @coreyrandles5853
      @coreyrandles5853 2 месяца назад +1

      He did that just for details bet matt never got anything come

  • @mohammedaiqbal4447
    @mohammedaiqbal4447 3 года назад +28

    Love the look on their faces when their powerless to do anything and their hovering around you to intimidate you to move on. Mummy's little soldier in uniform is powerless to stop you from filming in public....arms crossed and sobbing I cant do anything about it lol
    Good job keep up the good work

  • @alisonb4898
    @alisonb4898 3 года назад +21

    Squirrels , spiders, wild pigs 🤣

  • @3DomSculpts
    @3DomSculpts 3 года назад +32

    NEVER "UNDERSTAND" these goons. They are trying to create joinder/consent.

    • @kateroyston9416
      @kateroyston9416 3 года назад +2

      Your right,as soon you say you' understand' their point of view they think they've got the upper hand!

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Месяц назад

      " I hear you" is a good answer to" do you understand? ".

  • @colonialclive
    @colonialclive 3 года назад +29

    Mat there is a ruling by Mr Justice Bean of the Supreme Court that states a copper can’t be offended by swearing.

    • @cypeman8037
      @cypeman8037 3 года назад

      That is not exactly what Justice Bean said, read the case. Harvey v DPP, 2011 I believe.
      Bean gave an obiter dicta opinion on swearing in the PRESENCE of police.

    • @davidk3729
      @davidk3729 3 года назад

      First day at police training (Was back in 1959). A policeman cannot be insulted. He is un-insultable. A policeman can give expert evidence on one subject only, "Drunkeness".
      Working in a Borough Force meant you knew who were your baddies, no shenanigans 'cos everyone knew each other's business and the over riding control was- Supervision! Back then everyone had been in military service and that's how it was disciplined.
      I asked a young copper about training and found they don't even have to attend a post mortem. First dead body they see is probably mangled up in a wrecked car.

  • @sorearm
    @sorearm 3 года назад +18

    great sausage work. what a complete sausage he is, hook, line and sinker

    • @takeapictureitlllastlonger5768
      @takeapictureitlllastlonger5768 3 года назад +1

      Hes not even a sausage i have him as more of a Chipolata or a Frankfurter maybe...he just suits it

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 3 года назад +22

    Love the do you do much fishing comment. Comedy gold.

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +6

      Class eh!

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 3 года назад +1

      @@mat12128 You've quite a few in there. Very good one.
      Read up on what you can do with their notebooks. You have a right to read what they write, a right to make comments and sign the book.
      All sorts of advice can be given. I would suggest comments about what retraining the copper needs to take. His boss gets to read them.

  • @kenabell4978
    @kenabell4978 3 года назад +6

    The fishing bit was fu**ing gold Matt, class pure class on this sly sneak

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 3 года назад +15

    They want the details of all those with cameras - clue to any coppers watching: we ALL have cameras and we're going to film you in your private vehicles, so tough!

  • @deanwaddington2799
    @deanwaddington2799 3 года назад +1

    broken robot.....”do you understand my concerns?"

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Месяц назад

      No, but I have sympathy for your paranoia.😅

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 3 года назад +30

    It's a camera, not a gun - again Comedy Gold.

  • @Spartacu3
    @Spartacu3 3 года назад +11

    Love the comedy you bring Matt ! Much Respect!! Keep up the great work. It helps to get a better understanding of what is going on today! 👊😎

    • @spikeymike4880
      @spikeymike4880 3 года назад

      He wasn't a good fisherman was he Claire blue 😎

    • @Spartacu3
      @Spartacu3 3 года назад

      mike spot on ! Respect

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад

      Nice one Claire, means a lot xx

  • @stuarthollis6305
    @stuarthollis6305 3 года назад +20

    Alex Belfied has made them FAMOUS. But for the wrong reasons. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stuarthollis6305
      @stuarthollis6305 3 года назад +1

      @Anonymoussilurian Anonymoussilurian Alex Belfield has a YT channel. He has great problems with Nottinghamshire police & is now exposing their dirty dealings and corruption.

    • @stuarthollis6305
      @stuarthollis6305 3 года назад +2

      @@135Ops He now has over 300k Subscribers, so he is doing something right! Of course you are entitled to your opinion, just I and 300k other people are entitled to ours. Matt also seems to like him.

    • @lordlucan9351
      @lordlucan9351 3 года назад +1

      True fact......Alex Belfield is a low life racist.

    • @stuarthollis6305
      @stuarthollis6305 3 года назад

      @@lordlucan9351 How do you come to that conclusion then Please explain your "true fact" if you can.

  • @judithmatthews8460
    @judithmatthews8460 2 года назад +1

    Oh dear this guy reminds me of the class snitch who used to take thousands of notes of what the teacher said but never passed a test. All the attractiveness of a bad head cold

  • @dopeytripod
    @dopeytripod 3 года назад +4

    ...spiders, pets & tyrants, OH MY!

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 2 года назад +1

    He sneakily thinks he gets your details then starts telling you his concerns! His only objective was to find a reason to arrest you.

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 3 года назад +6

    GDPR says you can't have my name.

  • @carlfama140
    @carlfama140 3 года назад

    He's straight out of police academy .

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 3 года назад +16

    You know you have the right to read what they have written, to make your own observations, and to sign them

  • @nathanphillips1504
    @nathanphillips1504 2 года назад

    he was very stealthy

  • @natedwards7019
    @natedwards7019 3 года назад +4

    " theres no wildlife here is there??"
    "Yeah.......spiders!"
    Just lolled tea out my nose.

  • @gabrielplattes6253
    @gabrielplattes6253 3 года назад

    No wildlife? Squirrels, hounds, 'seargantus sensitivus', 'officer butt-hurtius', 'lieutenant arrogantus', 'officer terrorantus', ants, geese...

  • @TheCatwoman2005
    @TheCatwoman2005 3 года назад +26

    That was probably my fave one of yours yet, he was totally clueless. Kept asking asking and getting know where lol 😆

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +4

      Nice one cat, was fun playing cat and mouse with him xxx

    • @TheCatwoman2005
      @TheCatwoman2005 3 года назад +4

      @@mat12128 as I always say the cat always wins lol 😆

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +2

      @@TheCatwoman2005 ;)

  • @andyuk1981
    @andyuk1981 3 года назад +19

    That was quality matt

  • @chilledmax7618
    @chilledmax7618 3 года назад +8

    I really enjoy your audits because you dont try to wind them up, you have intelligent conversations and your not abusive for no reason..please dont change m8 like some others..

    • @chilledmax7618
      @chilledmax7618 3 года назад

      @@135Ops it was not a false address...it is a family members address... you misunderstand when i say wind them up i mean making pig noises, shouting, over talking them...

    • @jamingaming9251
      @jamingaming9251 3 года назад

      It's a consensual conversation not a police interview.

  • @316mrmojorisin
    @316mrmojorisin 3 года назад +1

    We call this one the iceberg .you can actually sense that frustration emanating from his pores lol

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 3 года назад +80

    Hilarious. He is completely oblivious to the fact you are taking the piss the entire time! He should make inspector pretty soon

    • @beds139
      @beds139 3 года назад +3

      I'd say he is a graduate recruit.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 года назад +8

      Fishing was very funny.
      It really did go,..... right over his head.. 😏

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 года назад +1

      Paul Carney close to being the Chief then.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 3 года назад +3

      Yes, and if he's watching: You're a mug officer

    • @copwatcher2087
      @copwatcher2087 3 года назад

      Great comedy sketch, crap audit

  • @seamasterist
    @seamasterist 3 года назад +1

    The penny really hasn't dropped yet has it!

  • @graypatrick7926
    @graypatrick7926 3 года назад +6

    Start telling them their concerns are not any concern of yours 👍

  • @lewiswhitchurch3651
    @lewiswhitchurch3651 3 года назад

    Big up from the people of Newark on Trent.

  • @chockhead121
    @chockhead121 3 года назад +12

    He tried, he tried, but alas, his hands were tied.
    He wanted to get you on side, but all he got was denied.
    You’ll have to get up earlier than that Matey.

  • @winstonsmith3690
    @winstonsmith3690 3 года назад +25

    These guys are like drug addicts except with them it's details they're addicted to.

    • @accounti98476
      @accounti98476 3 года назад +1

      *Give me you're details*

    • @larryforeman7157
      @larryforeman7157 3 года назад +1

      Evidently it is hammered into their heads in training. If so, it's the training that's to blame.

  • @danw4234
    @danw4234 3 года назад +57

    He will feel like some pleb when he sees this video hahahahahaha, well done Matt!!!!!

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +8

      I know, i felt dead bad!

  • @sevenodonata
    @sevenodonata 3 года назад +12

    He was a nice policewoman.

  • @mrbluenevertoleratehatred
    @mrbluenevertoleratehatred 3 года назад +24

    Nice one Matt, buy him a rod and fishing tackle and then point him in the direction of the nearest river😀

    • @temptress123
      @temptress123 3 года назад +2

      I misread 'point' as 'paint' and envisaged him with a red hat as a garden gnome... 😂

  • @am-jddr
    @am-jddr 3 года назад +1

    He dint get that matt

  • @DaveJavoux
    @DaveJavoux 3 года назад +7

    What a long winded dishonest way to try and get your personal details!

    • @mat12128
      @mat12128  3 года назад +5

      Joke is on him tho!!

  • @TomTomTom03
    @TomTomTom03 3 года назад +2

    That's not a spider!

  • @beckyrichmond2046
    @beckyrichmond2046 3 года назад +3

    I lost count how many times he asked if you understood “his concerns” he obviously believed you didn’t 🤣🤣 another great vid 👍😁

  • @TomRogersOnline
    @TomRogersOnline 2 года назад

    "It's a camera not a gun" - you'd think it was an assault rifle, the fuss the police make about it.

  • @acfnugget7880
    @acfnugget7880 3 года назад +8

    It's a sad day when the police almost get a pass mark for not actually threatening to arrest you. Good points were. He was polite enough. He did make enquiries to the auditor ( I personally would expect it).
    Bad points. He extended his enquiries far too long in an effort to grind Mat into leaving in submission. The private registration thing is an excuse and total crap and he knew it but persisted anyway.
    One of Mat's best audits so far. Well done!

  • @randysiford135
    @randysiford135 3 года назад +1

    THAT WAS A BONNER KILL.

  • @Mrleejunman
    @Mrleejunman 3 года назад +12

    When pigs ask "where are you going now?" their trying to work out if they can get your car Reg.
    I'd tell them I've got a taxi coming for me in a bit and I pay by cash (no details from card transactions).

    • @davidc4576
      @davidc4576 3 года назад

      But Why Say That All. Say I'm Going To Drive To ......
      And When They Are All Happy And Think They Are Going To Follow You, To Get Your Licence Plate And Run The Details.
      Bam Bam When You Get Your Taxi

  • @happydog4862
    @happydog4862 3 года назад +2

    They should use public transport to and from work if they're so concerned.

  • @king77703
    @king77703 3 года назад +24

    Ya still give him ya channel name, they will try everything they can to get ya in trouble n search for details to try n stop ya.

  • @27videoman54
    @27videoman54 3 года назад +2

    Buy a bag of Star bursts and hand them out to stupid coppers! :)

  • @grimwal5114
    @grimwal5114 3 года назад +7

    Trust him ? NOT x

  • @paulwatling5400
    @paulwatling5400 3 года назад +1

    Is he that thick that he doesn't know that he's being played ?

  • @A95-x2j
    @A95-x2j 3 года назад +4

    Belfield will love this!

  • @gadnukbreakerofworlds666
    @gadnukbreakerofworlds666 3 года назад +1

    "You're recording private vehicles" "nothing wrong with that" "BUT YOU'RE RECORDING PRIVATE VEHICLES"

  • @rapstar28
    @rapstar28 3 года назад +4

    That police officer just kept digging and digging his own hole deeper and deeper without even realising it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ciarastafford1518
    @ciarastafford1518 3 года назад +2

    You're a hell of a fisherman 😆. He was completely oblivious to that comment. It made me laugh 😆

  • @scorpioGolf-jd4ky
    @scorpioGolf-jd4ky 3 года назад +6

    Fishing expedition that’s all it was .

  • @dannyross-wo4rm
    @dannyross-wo4rm 2 месяца назад

    Gutted, my thoughts exactly.

  • @birrysund3779
    @birrysund3779 3 года назад +9

    You know what he's up to the copper he's doing some fishing 🤔

  • @mikedalt3622
    @mikedalt3622 3 года назад

    Falling asleep to the calming tones of YOURE DISMISSED.

  • @edwardfrench9925
    @edwardfrench9925 3 года назад +13

    There’s an idea...sit outside and run tax, mot and insurance checks on all cars you can see from a public place

    • @paddycaseygsxr
      @paddycaseygsxr 3 года назад

      Askmid.com same insurance database the police use

  • @geoffbreen2386
    @geoffbreen2386 3 года назад

    nice day. beautiful blue sky.

  • @grossi46
    @grossi46 3 года назад +5

    Absolutely brilliant buddy. "FISHING" 🎣🎣🎣🎣🎏🎏🎏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg 3 года назад +1

    I have a concern about police capturing my registration on their ANPR cameras for no particular purpose.

  • @patrickrose1221
    @patrickrose1221 3 года назад +9

    " and can I have your name please sir " ?
    "Why certainly officer , my name is ............J R HARTLEY " ! : )

    • @jokibud-sm1kr
      @jokibud-sm1kr 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha i aint heard that for a few decades..yeah definitely fishing. Thanks for the memory

    • @finbar4340
      @finbar4340 3 года назад +2

      A classic, 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grayorks9287
    @grayorks9287 3 года назад

    if driving out of a police station scares them they should get another job

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 3 года назад +4

    Never give address to police or name as their do a search on you and tell your local police that you been filming a police station

  • @bobparker734
    @bobparker734 2 года назад

    Not over our head

  • @christopherryan6946
    @christopherryan6946 3 года назад +7

    You made him look like a right prat.🤣🤣🤣

  • @tommymoriarty6769
    @tommymoriarty6769 3 года назад +1

    He's proberly on 4000 pounds a year for doing absolutely nothing but waste mats time

  • @scorpioGolf-jd4ky
    @scorpioGolf-jd4ky 3 года назад +3

    Copsplaining now just mention Alex Belfield and watch him run away.

  • @angelcreator7393
    @angelcreator7393 3 года назад +1

    Watched alot of your videos and the amount of 'You need my permission' is crazy :/ where do people get this stuff from??