The Weird Stuff You Do When You Live Alone - Kyle Kinane

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @InfiniteEmcee
    @InfiniteEmcee 4 года назад +100

    Laughed the entire time, but damn you can really tell all of this comes from such a real place. Seen a lot of those same expressions in the mirror. Keep your head up man.

  • @Nihilist_Porcupine
    @Nihilist_Porcupine 4 года назад +330

    Well, this has never been more relevant.

    • @zappawench6048
      @zappawench6048 4 года назад +6

      Yes, you make a good point!

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 года назад +3

      If only I could find a frozen meal at the supermarket...

    • @AlizMari23
      @AlizMari23 4 года назад +7

      What makes it sadder is that it's from 2012.

    • @RaymondGW
      @RaymondGW 4 года назад +1

      All of it.

  • @cicerogsuphoesdown7723
    @cicerogsuphoesdown7723 4 года назад +242

    The chorus of delayed male laughter after ‘you ever seen a TV dinner abandoned in the beer aisle’

    • @timlackey3655
      @timlackey3655 4 года назад +13

      That means a decision was made lol

  • @juliuscaesar7900
    @juliuscaesar7900 4 года назад +1034

    His voice is a cross between Seth Rogen & Joe Rogan. He's both Rogaens.

  • @scottinsd1
    @scottinsd1 4 года назад +19

    One of the most underrated stand up comics ever

  • @eunicen5427
    @eunicen5427 4 года назад +100

    They recommended this on 3/23 because it's the middle of the coronavirus pandemic and people are self isolating. Good job, comedy central.

    • @TrevorPhillips2024
      @TrevorPhillips2024 4 года назад +1

      Eunice Ndungu or because it got posted today

    • @michaellewis6569
      @michaellewis6569 3 года назад +1

      Middle? Oh sweet Eunice.

    • @eunicen5427
      @eunicen5427 3 года назад +1

      @@michaellewis6569 Nobody knew how long this would go on lol.

    • @michaellewis6569
      @michaellewis6569 3 года назад

      @@eunicen5427 and still you use the past tense... :)

    • @eunicen5427
      @eunicen5427 3 года назад

      @@michaellewis6569 Yes lol. Nobody knew...as in nobody back then knew. Past tense is correct in that sentence.

  • @meghanmonroe
    @meghanmonroe 3 года назад +36

    I'm 36 and alone, and some of these things really resonate 😂😭

  • @johnhaxby306
    @johnhaxby306 2 года назад +5

    he is such a great story teller. love him.

  • @jesster9532
    @jesster9532 3 года назад +5

    This guy was the voice if Comedy Central for years.

  • @laurendukes3099
    @laurendukes3099 4 года назад +24

    Haaa. Yep, I'm a couch sleeper for that very reason. Love Kinane!!!

  • @jphantom1612
    @jphantom1612 4 года назад +9

    Shout out to guy @ 6:20 who just gave in with that deep “HAAA-hahaha!!” He felt that “she is gone” && I feel him 😭😭

  • @SpawnFan420
    @SpawnFan420 4 года назад +9

    It wasn't just 2 yrs ago I figured out HE is the voice of comedy central

  • @dominantkitty5
    @dominantkitty5 4 года назад +51

    "Just left some salisbury steaks on top of some coors light, i think you get the message" 😂

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +2

      that last bit about street art was just too funny 😂

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 года назад +1

      Brilliant line.

  • @calvincampbell9815
    @calvincampbell9815 3 года назад +24

    I think you hit a certain point as you get older when you stop laughing at certain Stand-Up bits and you start laughing with them. I say that to say that I’ve never felt so seen in a Stand-Up bit until now.

  • @Trigamer64
    @Trigamer64 3 года назад +15

    “Have you ever seen a frozen family dinner abandoned in the beer aisle?” Is such a good quote my god

  • @kyrstenmarie
    @kyrstenmarie 4 года назад +31

    *I lefts some Salisbury steaks on top of some coors lite, I think you get the message* 😂😂

  • @alfreddaniel1994
    @alfreddaniel1994 4 года назад +38

    *Frozen dinner for two. I guess I'm going to have left overs on that one."

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 4 года назад +11

    I’ve heard a lot of those bits before, but that was a really solid set...

  • @sewerslidemg
    @sewerslidemg 4 года назад +5

    this is the funniest one I've seen of him, he reminds me of a dude from my old job so funny

  • @amandafitzwater242
    @amandafitzwater242 3 года назад +8

    That’s actually exactly why I sleep on the couch 🤷‍♀️😓🤣

    • @striderm8389
      @striderm8389 Год назад

      ME TOO! So cozy + comforting. I live alone + after carefully answering all my now-adult children’s questions while raising them as a single mom, I call it SOLITUDINOUS BLISS. Guess what: I can go shopping or to a movie w/o telling or explaining “why” to anyone

  • @AviSandy
    @AviSandy 4 года назад +81

    Peeing with door open is a birthright for all - I wish my Wife understands this :D

    • @DreamPreview
      @DreamPreview 4 года назад +2

      The peeing is a birthright, but the whiffing across the room may be an issue... And the sound is no serenade either.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +1

      she should understand that. does she close the door to pee? if i'm in good company, i'll pee while we're having a conversation lol

    • @sensiblewheels
      @sensiblewheels 4 года назад

      @@BothHands1 That pressure! I could never do that. Lol

  • @Nocure92
    @Nocure92 3 года назад +1

    Can confirm as accurate.

  • @Kaunte
    @Kaunte 4 года назад +62

    Wait, it's 2012? Thank God!

    • @nfgatorgal
      @nfgatorgal 4 года назад +8

      Kaunte Ha! Right! That was when we only THOUGHT the world would end.

    • @modhteal360
      @modhteal360 4 года назад +2

      lmao and now it actually is ☺️

    • @goldenscarecrow
      @goldenscarecrow 4 года назад +1

      I’m pulling this off the “recently uploaded” section in 2020

    • @ashspades5307
      @ashspades5307 4 года назад

      I miss 2012 I had hair and could stand up for more than 10 minutes without wincing in pain in my back

  • @pterafirma
    @pterafirma 4 года назад +18

    He sounds like the voice of tv ads for Chevy trucks and bad mass-produced beer.

  • @IshtheStomach
    @IshtheStomach 2 года назад +1

    One of my favorite bits of all time!

  • @cadgerphilosophic326
    @cadgerphilosophic326 4 года назад +9

    Man, i'm about to turn 30 in a month..
    but this made me feel better, and horrible at the same time.
    I knew a stoner that still (somehow) smokes,
    that does brain surgery. All I know/ think about is "i'am at least half way there".

  • @ProChaos514
    @ProChaos514 3 года назад +1

    That couch joke got me

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 4 года назад +3

    Quarantine
    Home alone
    Being single
    Now its the time for this guy's set led him to Spotlight.

  • @Jmanmusician
    @Jmanmusician 7 месяцев назад

    I love his analogies its absolutely a killer deliver

  • @rustyshackleford6633
    @rustyshackleford6633 4 года назад +5

    I feel attacked with the couch thing 😂

  • @indigo6485
    @indigo6485 4 года назад +22

    I thought this was new until he said it's 2012

  • @YayaIsSilly
    @YayaIsSilly 4 года назад +4

    Painfully relatable in the best way

    • @buckeye392
      @buckeye392 4 года назад

      J.G Agreed...a-greed.

  • @raamizeineddine8384
    @raamizeineddine8384 4 года назад +9

    *And while walking through the home appliance isle, I decide to pick up a toaster because why the hell not*

  • @RioZLander
    @RioZLander 2 года назад +1

    as a retail worker the frozen dinner left in the beer isle. I feel that

  • @artera7206
    @artera7206 3 года назад +1

    I think you get the message! Hahaha I hope I get to see this man live one day!

  • @w.tibbsclemens636
    @w.tibbsclemens636 4 года назад +10

    He sounds like Otto from the Simpson's

  • @daniellongoria9622
    @daniellongoria9622 4 года назад +8

    Kyle is so funny !

  • @TheNickademas1
    @TheNickademas1 4 года назад +47

    Sounds like a WWE announcer tbh. He is funny though I like him

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 4 года назад +1

    "C'mon get out of here"
    Hahaha Very good Lines.

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 3 года назад +3

    When I moved into the house where I now live, I hung my TV up in the most logical place and discovered -- quite coincidentally -- that I can watch television from the bathroom.

  • @MeowthRocket
    @MeowthRocket 4 года назад +2

    Bullet doing stand-up. That's just funny!

  • @andrewthomson870
    @andrewthomson870 3 года назад +4

    Ouch, this was pretty damn accurate but it's not until you get a room mate again you find out what weird things you've been doing.
    Room mate: Why are your oven chips arranged in straight lines?
    Me: If they're not in straight lines you don't know which ones you've turned over! 😄

  • @DevonnyDX
    @DevonnyDX 4 года назад +2

    Definitely relatable!!!

  • @avrtours3658
    @avrtours3658 3 года назад +1

    FML. I got that grocery store joke. Cuts deep.

  • @EminemGirl1231
    @EminemGirl1231 3 года назад +1

    This set is hilarious

  • @AUXdrone
    @AUXdrone 3 года назад +2

    “Some people my age are astronauts...”
    Why you gotta attack me bro?

  • @phaedrus6891
    @phaedrus6891 4 года назад +1

    Underrated genius 🤣

  • @FaithlessLooter
    @FaithlessLooter 3 года назад

    6:04 Funnily enough there’s a song about losing because of Linda Ronstadt by AJJ.

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 2 года назад +1

    So we’re just gonna ignore the “Waylon Jennings” guy in the audience at 5:31? 😂

  • @matthewharkan512
    @matthewharkan512 4 года назад +2

    2:31 glad to see Shahrukh Khan is a comedy fan XD

  • @gageabdul
    @gageabdul 4 года назад +2

    I fucking love Kyle Kinane 😂

  • @jestexgarcia3601
    @jestexgarcia3601 4 года назад +2

    Great Comedian!

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 года назад +1

    DUUDDDEEEEE THIS GUY IS FUNNY
    OMFG HIS MUMBLING IS EPICCC

  • @eisa3242
    @eisa3242 4 года назад +5

    But why is he adorable though? Lol

  • @mikec6733
    @mikec6733 3 года назад +5

    So that's why Kyle was laughing when I was eating that Twizzler he gave me.

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 3 года назад +1

      🤮 lmao 😅

  • @amymenze5452
    @amymenze5452 4 года назад +5

    So glad I'm not the only one to cry on How to train your dragon.

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 4 года назад +2

    Damn! This guy's good.

  • @michaeldeangelis5313
    @michaeldeangelis5313 3 года назад +2

    “We’re doing this here? Alright, yep, we’re doing this...”

  • @Inpreesme
    @Inpreesme 3 года назад

    Thank you

  • @Looshington
    @Looshington 3 года назад

    when he says “come on get outta here” he sounds like brian griffin LOL

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 года назад

    Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @8ohvibesrecords811
    @8ohvibesrecords811 5 месяцев назад

    “Take that, banksy”😂😂😂

  • @frankenclouds5740
    @frankenclouds5740 4 года назад +6

    I don't think I've ever frowned in agreement.

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos Год назад

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • @jingoit6545
    @jingoit6545 4 года назад +3

    Ha! Abandoned tv dinner... :)

  • @kenwelch198
    @kenwelch198 4 года назад +5

    You haven't seen weird until you spent a year in a cabin in the woods all alone.

  • @steveoconnivo9666
    @steveoconnivo9666 3 года назад

    Hes my spirit animal

  • @elisepentz1063
    @elisepentz1063 4 года назад +2

    'Ve been a fan for a while

  • @Blasphemous_719
    @Blasphemous_719 4 года назад

    2:36 I knew i couldn't be the only one.

  • @cassandrac8849
    @cassandrac8849 4 года назад +3

    I'll be your little spoon!

  • @pollysey6577
    @pollysey6577 3 года назад

    Should write a book.

  • @spamlives77
    @spamlives77 Год назад

    Just a regular Tuesday afternoon

  • @keberTxelArM
    @keberTxelArM 3 года назад +1

    "nobody's weird here" says Mr. Lick it and stick it 🤣

  • @afnanlinjawi785
    @afnanlinjawi785 4 года назад +2

    That was such a good piece of art

  • @honban
    @honban 4 года назад +3

    makes me miss my murphy bed from 1996

  • @AngstyLady
    @AngstyLady 4 года назад +23

    He's such a nice guy, I hope he finds a nice woman to love him and have kids with., a good ol' 'happily ever after', if you will. :)

    • @TheSmokingBacon
      @TheSmokingBacon 4 года назад +7

      Angsty Lady He’s been dating a nice lady for at least a year last i checked! he talks about her on his podcast her name is rachel and they live together now

  • @d.99nightwing
    @d.99nightwing 28 дней назад

    3:00 exits JD Vance.

  • @johnberry9949
    @johnberry9949 4 года назад +1

    Yooo wtf was Wailing Jennings doing there though 🤣

  • @nikolaisukis5254
    @nikolaisukis5254 3 года назад

    Lmao I heard that holier than thou lyric

  • @Deemememe
    @Deemememe 4 года назад +5

    Y’all have to listen to his podcast called The Boogie Monster that he does with Dave Stone! It’s awesome and hilarious!

  • @dustclanhunterz6481
    @dustclanhunterz6481 4 года назад +2

    How to train your dragon. That hit home. Idc if I’m a grown adult it’s the best.

  • @observer7418
    @observer7418 3 года назад +2

    Dude. You're on TV and I'm sitting in my underwear in the middle of the day

  • @brandondavis7257
    @brandondavis7257 3 месяца назад

    I had my own place until I was 39. I’m 43 and a married homeowner but there’s no shame

  • @FreddieMerlin
    @FreddieMerlin 4 года назад

    3:59 ♥️

  • @boogie8586
    @boogie8586 4 года назад +2

    Why did you upload this mans performance 8 years later?

  • @radsketchpad
    @radsketchpad 3 года назад

    LOL How to train your dragon chokes me up too!?!

  • @dillonbgray
    @dillonbgray 4 года назад +2

    Which hotel in Green Bay was it? I'm from there!

  • @laurenanderson61
    @laurenanderson61 3 года назад

    "aggressive shooing away of a nuisance"

  • @sgtslippyfist6345
    @sgtslippyfist6345 4 года назад +27

    If you're lonely then shave one leg! Feels like you're sleeping next to a lady 😩 # why are deployments so long?

    • @iskthedijify
      @iskthedijify 4 года назад +1

      What about when the stubble comes? Youd feel like you were sleeping with an unkept drag gueen.

    • @sgtslippyfist6345
      @sgtslippyfist6345 4 года назад +5

      @@iskthedijify your not to picky when you're on a long deployment 😂👍

    • @sk8legendz
      @sk8legendz 3 года назад

      💯🤣

    • @Its_me-Im_you
      @Its_me-Im_you 3 года назад

      Paint your nails, sit on your arm till it falls asleep, flip your hand upside down before giving yourself a present, and whisper "you know just how I like it, dont you".

  • @jakesteeve
    @jakesteeve 4 года назад +3

    Crying at the grocery store lol.....he said 2012 is this old?

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +2

    Love it. Goes a little too crude to share but some laughs. Thank you!

  • @elCONQUEROR81
    @elCONQUEROR81 4 года назад +16

    Guess I don’t need to do comedy. The White version of me already doing it

  • @curanderoverde
    @curanderoverde 3 года назад +1

    No but I do sleep on my own couch so I feel like I'm crashing on someone else's

  • @jfkdidntlos791
    @jfkdidntlos791 4 года назад +2

    Read Walden real close lmfao

  • @leem420
    @leem420 4 года назад

    I have been thinking about this since it came out in 2012

  • @AdamEmond
    @AdamEmond 4 года назад

    it’s 2012?
    Explains a lot.

  • @christopherminutolo9384
    @christopherminutolo9384 4 года назад +1

    My dumb brain *just now* realized he did promos for Comedy Central.

  • @mattw337
    @mattw337 3 года назад +1

    When I was single I slept on my couch for a year. Haha.

  • @ericqualley6764
    @ericqualley6764 4 года назад

    Fantastico

  • @djangoworldwide7925
    @djangoworldwide7925 4 года назад +4

    Depressing and sad and hallarious. COMEDY