The Expert: Progress Meeting (Short Comedy Sketch)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2018
  • Subscribe for more short comedy sketches & films: bit.ly/laurisb Buy Expert shirts & hoodies at laurisb.myshopify.com/ Square Project Ep3. Funny business meeting illustrating how hard it is for an engineer to fit into the corporate world! Another day of Anderson navigating the nuances of office life and his cubicle. Check out the previous episodes of The Expert: Square Project!
    bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1
    bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2
    Have you seen the original video? Watch The Expert: bit.ly/TheExpertSketch
    Please, help us and translate the video into other languages! You can add subtitles here: ruclips.net/user/timedtext_vide... If you'd like to dub the video, please, get in touch.
    The Expert shirt campaign is over, but let me know if you'd be interested, you can check it here: bonfire.com/the-expert
    Have you been in such business meetings? Is your business English up to the same standard? Any other interesting nuances of your business life? Let us know in the comments!
    Starring: Orion Leem, Alex Wadham, Abdiel LeRoy, Amir El Masry, Ben Kernow, Eleanor Byrne, Seán Burke & Ayanna Coleman-Potempa
    Directed by Lauris Beinerts
    Screenplay by Lauris Beinerts
    Story by Orion Lee & Lauris Beinerts
    Based on characters created by Alexey Berezin
    Producers: Michael Bel Gil & Damien Beaton
    Executive Producers: Orion Lee & Lauris Beinerts
    Director of Photography: Matt Riley
    Production Designer: Catiana Becker
    Costume Designer: Sabina Piccini
    Editor: Connor Snedecor
    1st Assistant Director: Archie Hollway
    1st Assistant Camera: Matt Tregoning
    2nd Assistant Camera: Joanne Smith
    Sound Recordist: Xan Márquez Caneda
    Gaffer: Pete Carrier
    Make-up Artist: Sabrina Garside
    Sound Designer: James Bryant
    Colourist: James Willett
    Equipment provided by Picture Canning & CARRIER-media.
    Shot on location at Runway East.
    Special Thanks to Natasha Larkin, Spike O'Connell & Edgars Jēkabsons.
    A Constellation Creatives, FILM 0.1 & Meshes production.
    (c) 2018.
    The original short story "The Meeting" (in Russian): alex-aka-jj.livejournal.com/6...
    The original short comedy sketch "The Expert": • The Expert (Short Come...
    We made this video using:
    - Arri Alexa Mini camera: www.arri.com/camera/alexa_mini/
    - Cooke S4/i Prime lenses: www.cookeoptics.com/l/s4i.html
    - Chapman Cobra dolly (a life saver!): www.chapmanleonard.com/dollies...
    - A pint glass (for the wide shot)
    - Printed handouts (all 375 pages if you ask)
    - Sound Devices 633 recorder and 2 boom mics: www.sounddevices.com/products...
    - A very illustrative graph
    - Adobe Premiere Pro (for offline edit): www.adobe.com/products/premier...
    - DaVinci Resolve (for colouring): www.blackmagicdesign.com/prod...
    - Final Cut Pro X (for online - I know, I know...): www.apple.com/final-cut-pro/
    - A bit of Buzz
    - Pixelmator: www.pixelmator.com/pro/
    - Dropbox: www.dropbox.com/
    - TextEdit (for all sort of things...): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TextEdit
    - Fountain & 'afterwriting: fountain.io/ and afterwriting.com/ (for the script, all 13 versions of it)
    - A meeting room at Runway East: runwayea.st/
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  • @LaurisB
    @LaurisB  11 месяцев назад +17

    You can now buy Expert shirts & hoodies at laurisb.myshopify.com/
    For all the experts out there who can do absolutely anything they're asked to, this is the ideal garment for your office battles.

    • @timothypham2509
      @timothypham2509 8 месяцев назад

      How can I submit an idea for your next short?

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  7 месяцев назад

      @@timothypham2509, in general I am not commisionaing ideas, but I am open to collaborations (though am not planning to work on anything at the moment). You can just drop me a line on the e-mail that is on my channel.

  • @jackbotman
    @jackbotman 6 лет назад +7075

    A project manager is the sort of person that thinks, 3 women can produce one baby in 3 months

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +591

      Plus, you can also save on C-sections!

    • @lawrencecampbell933
      @lawrencecampbell933 5 лет назад +58

      A shit one... yes

    • @azae00Vids
      @azae00Vids 5 лет назад +24

      they would raise the salary to get another sap in the seat ... rinse and repeat

    • @nursultanmarat7010
      @nursultanmarat7010 5 лет назад +210

      or produce body in 7 months, and head in other 2 months

    • @didndido3638
      @didndido3638 5 лет назад +67

      The original joke was 9 women 1 month..

  • @mihaitha
    @mihaitha 4 года назад +1956

    To anyone wondering, the company is called Electronic Arts.

    • @madmanarrivednow
      @madmanarrivednow 4 года назад +60

      I think this is Bethesda with Fallout 76. The "it just works" attitude is there. But yeah. The 25 percent as DLC is a nice observation on your side. Truth be told my first thought was Electronic Arts too. Then again. That conversation should end with someone saying 75 percent ready and out, if it is finished the other 10 percent ls sold as DLC, the remaining 15 is lootbox.

    • @brikimbran
      @brikimbran 4 года назад +3

      😭😭😭😭

    • @nathand256
      @nathand256 4 года назад +5

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 4 года назад +1

      Bruh i was about to comment that then i saw this.... 😂✋

    • @geekworthy7938
      @geekworthy7938 3 года назад +3

      No, I'm certain I work there.

  • @DrandelSheep
    @DrandelSheep 6 лет назад +2765

    75% is also 75 / 100 which means they can produce 75 prototypes and when he's done we can ship the other 25. Its much more efficient than shipping only 3!

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +365

      Flawless maths!

    • @DrandelSheep
      @DrandelSheep 6 лет назад +54

      Uhm, both?

    • @Leveler93
      @Leveler93 6 лет назад +7

      Good joke

    • @GetenGeten
      @GetenGeten 6 лет назад +128

      Could we reasonably take a risk here and say that 75% is 750/1000? In that case we can scale the production even further.

    • @lewiszim
      @lewiszim 5 лет назад +99

      Even better, 75% is also 75,000,000/100,000,000. That's an increase of nearly 100,000%! This has been very productive.

  • @nambeyejkatebe6241
    @nambeyejkatebe6241 6 лет назад +2244

    This is painful to watch. Especially if you're a real life Anderson.

    • @Thunar7
      @Thunar7 5 лет назад +61

      if you're a real life anderson, you should quit your job or find better working conditions

    • @orlanino
      @orlanino 5 лет назад +33

      @@Thunar7 Will send you my cv... you are probably with management.

    • @semeionsho
      @semeionsho 5 лет назад +3

      I was

    • @semeionsho
      @semeionsho 5 лет назад +1

      I was

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 5 лет назад +17

      Agent Smith walk in: 'Well, well, we meet again.... Mr Anderson.'

  • @inkysplat
    @inkysplat 6 лет назад +2266

    I feel for Anderson, as a developer I've been in similar non-sensical meetings.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +113

      Did you have handouts with you?

    • @olivierprevost1
      @olivierprevost1 6 лет назад +21

      I love this series of sketch. I can so relate to this. :-)

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 6 лет назад +107

      The thing about handouts, if you make them really short and easy to read, people will say it lacks details.
      And if you make it long and detailed, they won't glance over it and sort of "go blank" and ignore all the details.
      You can't win in the game of handout reports.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +43

      In the game of handout reports you win or you get a nasty paper cut.

    • @thearchibaldtuttle
      @thearchibaldtuttle 6 лет назад +31

      Grumpy ol' Boot I feel with you! Damn I hate to create hand outs!! One fucking typo and 15 Minutes in the meeting is lost because everybody likes to procrastinate on that typo. They are too lazy, dumb or ignorante to focus on the content in the first place!

  • @nicholaslau3194
    @nicholaslau3194 6 лет назад +3132

    I wonder what would happen to this company if this guy quits

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +601

      Don't give him ideas!

    • @gruntmaster1
      @gruntmaster1 6 лет назад +1048

      It would clearly result in a better workflow now that he isn't there to block all of the ideas of his colleges.

    • @Leveler93
      @Leveler93 6 лет назад +61

      Bankruptcy

    • @nicholaslau3194
      @nicholaslau3194 6 лет назад +259

      gruntmaster1 That would make total sense. They would be at 1000% productivity without him

    • @gruntmaster1
      @gruntmaster1 6 лет назад +145

      Nicholas Lau Just look at how researching the size of the right angle has dragged on. Clearly Anderson didn't do a thorough enough job. Probably because he keep insisting on these left angles when he was clearly asked to use right ones.

  • @jcarlosquebrado6716
    @jcarlosquebrado6716 6 лет назад +1531

    What I don't understand is why 90 degrees was the bottom value tested for right angles. I believe an 81 degree right angle would be better. It is 10% more efficient than a 90 degree right angle, and so we could expect it to work perfectly 9 out of 10 times.
    Alternatively, the right angle problem would have been resolved using a straight angle. R&D should look into developing straight angles. As we all know, in theory, straight angles are ambidextrous, so using them would allow them to be used for both right angle and left angle applications.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +409

      Are you looking for a new job, by any chance? We have an opening.

    • @Bleagle
      @Bleagle 6 лет назад +25

      JCarlos Quebrado My head hurts already.. stop!

    • @Leveler93
      @Leveler93 6 лет назад +13

      Haha 😅you have big imagination I can see

    • @rizkiyoist
      @rizkiyoist 6 лет назад +12

      I lost at ambidextrous lol

    • @shridhar1286
      @shridhar1286 6 лет назад +3

      Your genius but people like me who r little dumb cloud understand this that's why they made it easy way

  • @kapitanblue5066
    @kapitanblue5066 6 лет назад +1097

    This scenario happened exactly 3 hours ago in our project meeting

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +175

      Have you finished the revised schedule?

    • @MISJPEREZ
      @MISJPEREZ 5 лет назад +6

      Kapitan Blue is life in this world so Bizarre? So sorry.

    • @kaushalsuvarna5156
      @kaushalsuvarna5156 3 года назад

      @@MISJPEREZ stranger than fiction

    • @timesmash
      @timesmash 3 года назад +1

      This is my daily life

    • @ZoeeXiao
      @ZoeeXiao 2 года назад +1

      my condolences

  • @gereonhuppertz
    @gereonhuppertz 6 лет назад +220

    The last piece of the puzzle that is missing - is the Project manager asking for an additional customer requirement: the square will need to be capable to roll with 0 friction. "Just a minor addition".

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +12

      0 friction, haha :)

    • @chunsh
      @chunsh 3 дня назад

      should be easy. "Timothy, can you implement and test that 0 friction feature tonight for tomorrow's release?"

  • @eltimbalino
    @eltimbalino 6 лет назад +738

    I feel like I missed the "Design me a pie chart to show 114%" episode. I can just see how it would have gone down. "Anderson, you seem fixated on circles with this pie-chart problem. You're the expert, I shouldn't have to be creative for you, but maybe you should try a square. Think outside the box a bit." Then, someone else, "Clearly if he can't show 114% with his circle, then he needs a bigger circle. I'm not saying I understand everything Anderson does, but this is obvious. If you need more, make it bigger."

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +40

      Check out the previous episode:)
      bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2
      But I like the way you're thinking!

    • @Silver_o
      @Silver_o 6 лет назад +14

      Hire this man!

    • @refusingtoconform
      @refusingtoconform 5 лет назад +13

      I'm not even an office worker but I legitimately FEEL this level of annoyance.

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 4 года назад +12

      There was an episode of Disney's show Dinosaurs where one of the characters was trying to explain extinction, and what they got was "what do you mean there isn't more? There's always more, that's what 'more' means!"

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 4 года назад

      sirdeadlock Go to 11.

  • @JW-be8wf
    @JW-be8wf 4 года назад +293

    As a 40 year old engineer I finally understand what getting triggered means. I go through this entirely too often. Art is imitating life in the most brutal and honest way possible.

    • @blubb9004
      @blubb9004 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah these clips are so true and well observed, they are PAINFUL to watch.

    • @flemingchrisjohn
      @flemingchrisjohn 2 месяца назад

      That is why I retired!;) Ex 'lectronics Tech/ IT 42 years...

  • @keeflookeem
    @keeflookeem 6 лет назад +595

    I do technical stuff that are hard to explain to laypeople in any kind of comprehensive way without explaining like 10 different technologies. Sometimes I have similarly frustrating meetings and interactions at work. I often show these skits to friends and family to explain what those are like for me. I'd gladly support a patreon or whatever to keep these coming!

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +55

      Glad you liked it! Patreon is something I've considered, but didn't think it would have been appropriate... Perhaps need to rethink.

    • @slayerbllade
      @slayerbllade 6 лет назад +31

      You would be surprised as to how many people would actually donate. A lot of people would look forward to small skits like this that they can relate since they also experience something similar at their workplace.

    • @infirmux
      @infirmux 6 лет назад +11

      Because too many "managers" and "supervisors" don't pay enough attention to hiring (or don't participate). Then they don't trust the hired guy...
      If you hire an expert, you have to make sure he is actual expert and then trust him. Because he knows stuff you hired him for. Otherwise you would be able do to that yourself. Which actually you should to some extent... But this is impossible.

    • @michaelmaghi464
      @michaelmaghi464 5 лет назад +1

      @@LaurisB this is gold stuff btw, i would pay $ to watch a few of these vids per month

    • @stan.rarick8556
      @stan.rarick8556 4 года назад +6

      @@infirmux Too many managers hire experts, then don't respect their expertise anyway.

  • @BobbyLandiaPDX
    @BobbyLandiaPDX 3 года назад +54

    10 Rules for being a Project Manager:
    1. Always tell the Program Director what they want to hear. Directors do not want to hear the word "No" or "Can't". Strike these words from your vocabulary entirely.
    2. Never do anything yourself. Delegate absolutely every task, including the delegation of tasks. That way, you'll always have someone else to blame when things go wrong.
    3. If the project is delayed for any reason, fire someone immediately. It doesn't matter who. Do not refill the vacant position. Leave the rest of the work for the other team members to absorb since they don't have enough to do anyway. This will give the Director the impression that you are taking charge and that the delay was not your fault.
    4. Do not concern yourself with staying up to date on industry standards and practices. After all, if your company isn't already doing it that way, it must be completely irrelevant.
    5. Be sure to take credit for everything your team accomplishes. If they complain, remind them that there is no "I" in "Team" and that the new solution wouldn't have been taken seriously otherwise. (See the movie Working Girl)
    6. Make sure you have at least one hour-long, mandatory team meeting every week where you require each team member to produce a PowerPoint slideshow presentation about what they've accomplished so far and outline their "Strategic Work Plan" going forward. This way, team members will be forced to constantly justify their position and prove that they are essential to the project, thereby shielding them from elimination. (See rule #3.) This will also cause them to compete with each other for your favor and approval.
    7. Never answer emails from team members. Doing so makes it difficult to gaslight them. Also, do not answer your phone, ever, and do not, under any circumstances, reply to voice mail messages or even listen to them. In fact, it's best to just let them build up until your voicemail box is full and can't accept any more messages. Being inaccessible to your team ensures they will have to figure out any problems on their own without dragging you into the tepid shallows of the piss-filled swimming pool we call "work".
    8. Contracting expensive consultants when your own in-house team members are perfectly capable of providing the solutions needed demonstrates how seriously you are taking this project while diminishing the self-confidence of your team and increasing their self-doubt. This way, even if the team comes up with their own solution, you will be able to take credit for having the foresight to bring in an "expert" and makes it easier to require a larger budget for the next project.
    9. Be sure to switch to a completely new software program halfway through the project and demand that everyone uses it while refusing to learn anything about it yourself and you continue to use the old program.
    10. Your number one priority is to complete the project with as little work possible (by you) and just enough mediocrity to meet all the metrics and justify getting paid while handing it over with enough polish and shine to get praise. To do this, you must learn to exploit and capitalize on the talent and hard work of your team while making sure none of them is a threat to your job. By sharpening and fine-tuning this skill, with each new project, you will quickly rise to a level of ass-kissing and brown-nosing that will perfectly position you to become the next Program Director, where you will get to rub shoulders with executives and board members, travel to flashy trade shows and conventions in exotic locations, take months-long vacations, and sabbaticals, receive large bonuses, stock options, and obtain an enormous corner office, and a parking space. Who knows, you might even become a lobbyist!

  • @o2boutdoors
    @o2boutdoors 5 лет назад +125

    As part of a project that had a promised ship date for a product that wasn't even designed yet, this is all too familiar. One of the funnier/sadder lines came from a "marketing" person in the meeting, when "engineering" said that one of the prototype components was failing in testing, and they couldn't figure out why. "Is this going to affect the ship date?"

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  5 лет назад +17

      Haha, you make a ridiculous sketch, but still there will be people that say: "Nah, this happened to me!" I guess, that is a challenge?

    • @o2boutdoors
      @o2boutdoors 5 лет назад +8

      I'm sure it's happened to more than just me; 'tis the nature of corporate life.

    • @ceejay0137
      @ceejay0137 10 месяцев назад +2

      The reply should be "No, not at all. You're an experienced marketing executive, so I'm sure you're capable of selling the customer a product that doesn't work".

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 5 лет назад +165

    Get blamed for non-existent problems whilst being ignored when pointing out existent problems. Realism 1000%.
    These videos make me cry whilst rocking back and forth and laugh like a lunatic at the same time.
    It is a good thing the Andersons of the world don't resort to violence whilst they're still sane. Wait, is it a good thing?...

    • @kartikeyb8542
      @kartikeyb8542 3 года назад +4

      I wonder the same question all the time

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 11 месяцев назад

      In the sense that all of you Andersons of the world don't end up in jail for assault - or murder? Yes. It IS a good thing that you all manage to curb your instincts towards resorting to violence! :p

    • @brandonlee5254
      @brandonlee5254 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @MubashirullahD
      @MubashirullahD 10 месяцев назад

      Honestly, the attention given to somethings as appose to others. Asymetrical responses, one questions their sanity.

  • @lestersys
    @lestersys 6 лет назад +260

    Brilliant writing, brilliant acting. He has the perfect WTF face, someone should make a meme out of it. LoL

    • @velkoivanov9155
      @velkoivanov9155 6 лет назад +5

      Take any frame around 1:33 and you have it

    •  5 лет назад +2

      When the manager starts to explain the 3/4 like to a 6 year old, and everyone just keeps nodding... priceless

  • @tipetu
    @tipetu 6 лет назад +316

    This is painfully accurate.

  • @DrewKime
    @DrewKime 2 года назад +43

    I sat on a phone call and listened to our CTO tell a client that their project would take three weeks. The rest of us exchanged shocked looks, but waited until after the call to remind him we were swamped for at least 2 months, how could he promise them 3 weeks?
    "I said it would take 3 weeks, I didn't say when we would start."

    • @Ancapistola
      @Ancapistola Год назад +12

      No, no! He's got a point!

    • @a.h.s.3006
      @a.h.s.3006 Год назад +2

      Gotta admit, it's not the worst argument possible

    • @geopolitix7770
      @geopolitix7770 Год назад +1

      I'm sure that ended up working with no issues whatsoever!

  • @AlexanderMoen
    @AlexanderMoen 3 года назад +110

    I think the most infuriating part of these sketches is slowly realizing that in some situations I'm Anderson and in other situations I'm Anderson's colleagues.

    • @wildgurgs3614
      @wildgurgs3614 10 месяцев назад +2

      That's great that you're willing to admit you see yoruself on both sides! I never saw it that way and only thought of it as "Thank goodness I'm not much of an Anderson in these scenarios".

  • @sohangchopra6478
    @sohangchopra6478 3 года назад +84

    Scary thought : there are people out there who thought this was a perfectly ordinary meeting

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +15

      There wasn't nearly enough backstabbbing and rivalry between the team leads to call this meeting "ordinary".
      Even though Anderson's boss made the rookie mistake of letting the engineer sit at the table as though they were people.

    • @RhombonianKnight
      @RhombonianKnight 2 года назад +7

      @@davidwuhrer6704 as an engineer, can confirm we aren't people.

    • @martinhenzl
      @martinhenzl Год назад

      It seems quite ordinary to me.

  • @hotaryuzaki
    @hotaryuzaki 4 года назад +56

    The Chinese guy is good actor, really.
    His face can tell the whole story.
    Lol.

    • @dragonmartijn
      @dragonmartijn 4 года назад +7

      In my company he would have been fired because he dared to undermine the certain position of his colleague: he shows no solidarity.

    • @DA-bm2mj
      @DA-bm2mj 4 года назад +7

      he's not chinese

    • @user-jd3gf5xw1x
      @user-jd3gf5xw1x 3 года назад

      @@DA-bm2mj looks chinese to me, someone's who's also chinese. either way he looks asian

    • @blacktigershearthstoneadve6905
      @blacktigershearthstoneadve6905 3 года назад +2

      ​@@DA-bm2mj Orion Lee from Hongkong. He is a professional actor, in fact he had a couple of awards and he is certainly chinese.

  • @hungv4375
    @hungv4375 6 лет назад +17

    1:47 - His utterly confused/stunned face kills me every time.

  • @aklosterboer
    @aklosterboer 5 лет назад +58

    What Anderson is missing is a good team lead. As a developer, Anderson should never have been in that meeting. He should have been working on the 'Linear Solutions' project. A good team lead knows how to placate an aggressive project manager while still looking out for the best interest of his/her team.

    • @faithful451
      @faithful451 3 года назад +4

      Exactly this. Making Devs or techs jump to answer random emails and meetings and stuff instead of doing their job...smh my head

  • @DaLoler1
    @DaLoler1 5 лет назад +15

    After watching all The Expert sketches i just want to hug Anderson and tell him it's all going to be fine.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  5 лет назад +4

      But you know it isn't...

  • @fuzzylumpkin49
    @fuzzylumpkin49 6 лет назад +174

    He's decided to use the right angle for the square project, and he's getting Anderson to remove any pesky left angles, but he forget to tell Anderson to make sure the lines in the right angle run parallel to each other. ^_^

    • @voltairespuppet
      @voltairespuppet 6 лет назад +11

      fuzzylumpkin49 it's ok. 50% of the lines are parallel so we can ship the first 2 of 3 of 4. Remotely fix the 3rd. While completing the design for the fourth. Dont worry. I'll adjust the project schedule, showing you working on those tasks in parallel. Please don't thank me, that's what my executive bonus is for. Your bonus? Well this is the middle of an economic dowterm, that would just be sending the wrong message to our shareholders.

    • @Neolisk
      @Neolisk 6 лет назад +4

      ...in a shape of a kitten.

    • @robertweekley5926
      @robertweekley5926 4 года назад

      But Not Too Thick Lines! But Make the Red Lines with a Blue, Green, Invisible, and Black Pen!

    • @Lucky10279
      @Lucky10279 3 года назад

      😆

  • @vivianscircle
    @vivianscircle 3 года назад +36

    I had a similar "meeting" with one of the managers at work. Guy can't even spell the word software and he was lecturing me (i am a software developer )about how to develop code. I was trying to explain to him how the functions he is using cannot take all the arguments he wants. Programming languages have rules just like every other language out there! It was pointless. He kept telling me to go find some tutorials online to study. 🙄 Business people are the most useless in the industry. Zero actual skills. They are overgrown toddlers that learn a new word everyday and then just repeat it.

  • @axlslak
    @axlslak 5 лет назад +100

    why on earth do I keep clicking these? they are very upsetting. I feel for poor anderson.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  5 лет назад +15

      it's called addiction

  • @SuperHansburger93
    @SuperHansburger93 3 года назад +5

    "That's 9 out of 10" I love how he raised his finger, about to say "actually, no. That's 9 more for every 10." but didn't have time to say anything XD

  • @TlMDV
    @TlMDV 4 года назад +47

    Before getting my degree: _I can do most things, but not in a professional way._
    After I got my degree: _I can somewhat do most things kind of professional, still a lot to learn._
    At my first workplace: _Who cares about professionalism, as fast and as cheap as possible is our norm!_
    In other words:
    The employer requires his workforce to have a college or university degree, but then forces them to work the same way they did before getting that degree...

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 3 года назад +3

      Who told you your degree was training? It's a pre-employment competence test administered at your expense for your employer's benefit.

    • @TlMDV
      @TlMDV 3 года назад +1

      @@jamespfitz You actually got a good point there.
      That sadly doesn't make the 'rushed work' problem less annoying...
      I understand that in running a company sometimes things have to be rushed, but if this happens regularly there is a bigger issue at play.
      I want to be proud of my work, not ashamed and embarrassed...

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      @@TlMDV Same. Still want to be able to pay rent though.

  • @PatrisDev
    @PatrisDev 6 лет назад +117

    As much as I love these videos, they make me really angry :D keep it up!

  • @audaciousfalcon7981
    @audaciousfalcon7981 4 года назад +12

    This is the 4th or 5th time I've come back to this series to watch it. It never ceases to be funny.

  • @josephdouglas5242
    @josephdouglas5242 6 лет назад +171

    Before it was funny. Now I'm just conflicted on whether I should give Anderson a hug or just punch everyone else.

    • @gavinmay6949
      @gavinmay6949 6 лет назад +22

      Joseph Douglas easy conflict solution. Why not both?

    • @sadia2395
      @sadia2395 5 лет назад +3

      Same.I was just angry at my phone screen watching Anderson suffer ...this is deja vu...

    • @arnoldsherrill6305
      @arnoldsherrill6305 5 лет назад +2

      To do both I have been in meetings where one guy does his absolute best to make everyone else on the project team feeling like absolute crap and after the meeting is over this same individual is brown nosing the rest of the team trying to get the objective met and take the credit yet again

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      Everyone else is just doing their best to make the right noises to not get fired.

  • @richarddeananderson82
    @richarddeananderson82 2 года назад +3

    After 4 years without news, I hope Anderson quit and is living a happier life

  • @Ardjano234
    @Ardjano234 4 года назад +10

    This is so good, and it is also following a story from each sketch to the next, brilliant! The diabolical thing is how Anderson is called for every meeting only to be never listened to or always contradicted

  • @peterliljebladh
    @peterliljebladh 6 лет назад +61

    Just like in real life then. 10 office crawlers in suits bragging away with the results left for one single worker to sort out months in advance of the regular predetermined schedule.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +2

      I guess, everyone should hope they are not that one worker?

    • @YourNickIsTaken
      @YourNickIsTaken 6 лет назад +1

      90%

  • @jazko
    @jazko 5 лет назад +14

    We are 75% done, this means 3 out of every 4 ... I died :D :D

  • @AnnaVelvet
    @AnnaVelvet 5 лет назад +6

    I stumbled unto these videos and was totally impressed as they captured the ignorance of the PM and the frustration of the developer.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  5 лет назад +3

      Now you’ve stumbled all over my videos!

  • @Madbronine
    @Madbronine 6 лет назад +59

    This is an accurate representation of how most game companies publish games?

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +24

      Is that a question.

    • @halfondarr3951
      @halfondarr3951 4 года назад +1

      @@doko3000 thanks for the link, it was too damned accurate

    • @doko3000
      @doko3000 4 года назад

      @@halfondarr3951 I thought so too!

    • @reptilianhuntress9968
      @reptilianhuntress9968 4 года назад

      its painfully true

  • @LaurisB
    @LaurisB  6 лет назад +163

    Check out the previous episodes of The Expert: Square Project!
    bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1
    bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2
    Have you seen the original video? Watch The Expert: bit.ly/TheExpertSketch

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping 6 лет назад +14

      I feel like our favourite Expert is heading towards an early grave with this office environment. At this rate, he only has has a few more sketches before someone asks him to make a triangle with 6 sides and no corners, then his heart will explode from the blood pressure spike and he'll keel over. After that, it'll probably be another 2-3 sketches before one of his coworkers realizes he's dead and not just ignoring his emails.

    • @Aragorn32167
      @Aragorn32167 6 лет назад +4

      When can we expect new ep? It’s so great!

    • @ssquarepants04
      @ssquarepants04 6 лет назад +2

      yes! please release the next episode.. im curious what will happen to our Expert... XD

    • @inessafarhat7115
      @inessafarhat7115 6 лет назад +3

      I just adore all the episodes!! Perfect match of actors, esp the expert. That is nearly the structure of any company, regardless the country or language 😂. Thank you!!!!))

    • @TheOlian04
      @TheOlian04 5 лет назад +1

      9 months later.. Are you working on a new batch of episodes?

  • @dmf1301
    @dmf1301 4 года назад +3

    These clips are hysterical! The whole team have great comedy instincts.
    I love Anderson! 😛

  • @KingKhong811
    @KingKhong811 6 лет назад +6

    Lauris and team, Thank you so much for this series! Absolutely brilliant!

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

  • @fenrisulven5324
    @fenrisulven5324 3 года назад +4

    I love how everyone has got so accustomed to the exaggerations of completing "135% of the project!" that they are yawning at it.

  • @bigekai
    @bigekai 6 лет назад +7

    I feel so much places and reaction in common with Anderson, especially thinking and working in Asia way. Cannot help watch for dozen times, Good job, Lauris. Please keep making such good works!

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +1

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад +17

    Very well done. A paragon of a progress meeting. We actually train our middle management using your videos in order to streamline our projects. The turnout has increased by 132 percent during the last quarter.

    • @theastuteangler
      @theastuteangler 2 года назад +3

      132% over 4 quarters is a 528% increase! Enjoy your promotion

    • @axerity9212
      @axerity9212 Год назад +1

      @@theastuteangler so true king

    • @jena.alexia
      @jena.alexia 10 месяцев назад

      I have literally attended a meeting about meetings. I was working on a project as one of the SMEs and OMG.... People were talking about what we should and shouldn't cover in our regular catch ups, does anyone have any ideas for "meeting hygiene" 🙄, should we take turns chairing the meetings - no thanks. The project manager should be driving this. What shall we do to encourage better attendance at our meetings? I dunno, don't make them so painful, useless or long and drawn out like this one? I scream and curse internally hoping one day I don't say the quiet part out loud.

  • @Thiesi
    @Thiesi 6 лет назад +34

    Thank you so much for providing us with more insight into the life of a true expert.

  • @greenpedal370
    @greenpedal370 Год назад +3

    I did one of those ridiculous on line interviews yesterday and had to describe a challenging incident. I said that trying to explain engineering to salesmen and accountants was as tough as it got. The rejection email arrived within hours!

  • @addriannodj1990
    @addriannodj1990 Год назад +1

    I'm 175% happy watching your short films. Gratitude!

  • @joceton
    @joceton 6 лет назад +1

    Love these! The Expert is still my favorite video of all time :)

  • @masonhock6442
    @masonhock6442 6 лет назад +6

    Love this series

  • @ChadeGB
    @ChadeGB 4 года назад +33

    This is how developers like Bethesda develop their games.

  • @kanadetenshi4311
    @kanadetenshi4311 3 года назад +1

    Every once in a while, I come back to this video. I don't know why.
    It hurts the same everytime.

  • @ltnlabs
    @ltnlabs 4 года назад +2

    This is a fantastic example of how you can allow yourself to get taken advantage of if you let fear prevent you from disagreeing or being assertive.

  • @MovingForwardAdventures
    @MovingForwardAdventures 6 лет назад +80

    Squares on wall paper, squares on shirts, on ties, on drinking glasses, out in the hall there are squares everywhere in this video! are you trying to brainwash us? lol
    Seriously love this series!!

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад +6

      There were a few squares under the table, as well!

    • @xja85mac
      @xja85mac 6 лет назад +1

      Why not on the pencil box? is that any different that it doesn't get the square treatment?

    • @misticalinteractive
      @misticalinteractive 6 лет назад

      This is the Square project ;)

    • @treviskelley1149
      @treviskelley1149 6 лет назад

      Are those squares using right angles or left angles? 90 or 100 degrees? I am confident you cannot make squares with 90 degree right angles.

  • @karimajouz8745
    @karimajouz8745 4 года назад +3

    these skits absolutely infuriate me, i love them

  • @raduku4all
    @raduku4all 4 года назад

    Best short comedies ever! Please do more! I've seen them all ~5x times.

  • @hueshangdangergeld
    @hueshangdangergeld 5 лет назад +2

    I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. These comedy series remind me of my job.

  • @nomad4k
    @nomad4k 5 лет назад +5

    As a computer programmer, I have been in situations exactly like this one ..

  • @jmfs3497
    @jmfs3497 2 года назад +4

    Lauris, I hope these videos have provided an income to help you escape whatever situation that inspired these videos! This is all too spot on to my current experience and it helps to not feel alone! lol.

  • @charlescote3989
    @charlescote3989 6 лет назад +1

    This series is gold!

  • @blackhat2005
    @blackhat2005 6 лет назад +3

    Please keep these coming!

  • @somequasiparticles
    @somequasiparticles 5 лет назад +3

    This is partially why I switched from engineering to sales.
    One time I got called into a big meeting with the CEO and he asked, "How many mg can our pump hold?"
    "Well... it depends on the concentration sir."
    "AGH! That's exactly what Brian said. Why won't you just tell me how many milligrams are in our pump?"

  • @jinxatron
    @jinxatron 6 лет назад +14

    I feel so sorry for Anderson. Cant he get a break just once? maybe meeting someone that isn't a complete tool at the office? (Like a soulmate or another expert from another company?) It just seems like hes ready to jump the building soon xD

  • @couragef8450
    @couragef8450 6 лет назад

    Thanks so much for the comedy! lots of laughs

  • @cjhickspe1399
    @cjhickspe1399 Год назад +1

    I love these. It's like a documentary of my life.

  • @brendantracey699
    @brendantracey699 4 года назад +3

    All the department heads trying to outdo eachother by completing 114% of their objectives 90% ahead of schedule is spot on

  • @vyshak4492
    @vyshak4492 5 лет назад +4

    Hope these videos reach every offices

  • @RobinHagg
    @RobinHagg 3 года назад

    I can watch this over and over again and it never stops being true

  • @eduardodimperio
    @eduardodimperio 2 года назад

    I love this videos... They give little strokes every time

  • @Leotique
    @Leotique 5 лет назад +4

    This is one of the best Sketch ever, maybe also because he's relatable with nowadays world with all the technology we have.

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  5 лет назад

      Glad you liked it!

  • @Muzikman127
    @Muzikman127 6 лет назад +5

    Marvelous videos guys, really made me laugh (and glad that I recently quit this environment so now it hurts a loss less! More PTSD than an open wound haha)
    You should put them in a playlist on your channel :)

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад

      Here you go! bit.ly/TheExpert_Series

  • @coffeedrinker88
    @coffeedrinker88 4 месяца назад

    I cannot believe I just stumbled upon these. My new favorite youtube channel

  • @mylifemychoice2727
    @mylifemychoice2727 3 года назад

    My goodness
    Keep 'em coming
    Subscribed!!!!! Wow

  • @Andrew0you0tube
    @Andrew0you0tube 6 лет назад +10

    Wow, that's exactly how my company operates...

  • @StickmanA
    @StickmanA 4 года назад +4

    This is why my local park was closed for 15 months to do 3 days work.

  • @Pawelandbajer
    @Pawelandbajer 3 года назад

    I wish you made more od these. They are so great and accurate it pains me :D

  • @cattocs
    @cattocs 4 года назад

    This is awesome. I can feel the frustration.

  • @ashismandal7776
    @ashismandal7776 5 лет назад +16

    This video makes me aware of the astronomical salary difference between engineers and managers. P.S engineers are way underpaid.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +2

      I once worked on a project where everyone was hoping the manager would not show up, because whenever he did, he would loudly explain things to himself everyone else already knew, and nothing would get done. That manager made as much as the rest of the team combined. (And I was assured that that had been a bargain, because he had been head-hunted from a different company, and been reputed as a genius in hus field (corporate management).)

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +2

      And to be fair, he kind of was. He made sure that none of the workers got paid a minute too much, that as little tax as possible was actually paid, and that marketing was generously funded for annually rewriting the unchanging company guidlines on colour schemes and occasionally posting to a Twitter feed that nobody was following, while the homepage redesign was outsourced to the relative of an acquaintance who needed to buff their CV.

  • @ElGroggy
    @ElGroggy 4 года назад +4

    I love when I heard a manager said, we will hire 2 or 3 more person therefore we can finish the project earlier...

    • @oniongingertomato2216
      @oniongingertomato2216 3 года назад

      Never works like that....Also providing training on the job needs to be accounted for. Pretending like it doesn't exist is an awful disservice to the poor sod who does it.

  • @michalstary9920
    @michalstary9920 3 года назад +1

    I'd say this video is just on the borderline of funny and painfully accurate... :D

  • @kazema6968
    @kazema6968 6 лет назад +1

    The best comedy sketch ever👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍👍👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @prandtlmayer
    @prandtlmayer 5 лет назад +6

    This is so true

  • @icmull
    @icmull 4 года назад +15

    Meeting was too short. Never that quick.

  • @dahlbergt
    @dahlbergt Год назад

    This series is very good, very, painfully good!!! :-D

  • @marinacarrasco8672
    @marinacarrasco8672 6 лет назад

    Very educational. Every expert-to-be should watch these episodes and reconsider.

  • @IvyI2639
    @IvyI2639 5 лет назад +3

    More of The expert and Anderson please...

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love 4 года назад +4

    This is the footage of Mr. Anderson before the Matrix.
    Now I know the real reason why Anderson took a red pill

  • @mayureshkonda5639
    @mayureshkonda5639 3 года назад

    I hate these sketches. They give me absolute anxiety. Yet I want to keep watching them. What a twisted masterpiece. Amazing!

  • @hariharasudhan4998
    @hariharasudhan4998 6 лет назад

    Make more episodes like this IT jobs and IT office comedy. you are doing a very good job. make at least one video a week. looking forward to your upcoming episodes

  • @cuteoliv
    @cuteoliv 6 лет назад +17

    Just like most startup.. let the users be the tester 😂

    • @Mzansi74
      @Mzansi74 6 лет назад +1

      Septian Ahmad Fujianto Most corporates too. And not only in IT...

  • @knightenchanter7908
    @knightenchanter7908 2 года назад +3

    Why did you stop making these skits? They're amazing.

    • @Hannodb1961
      @Hannodb1961 Год назад

      Better to stop before they become stale.

  • @mohammedehtesham2661
    @mohammedehtesham2661 4 года назад +1

    "we've decided to use right angle for the square project" 0:37
    I would suggest to better use circle for the square project🤣

  • @saketmulge9003
    @saketmulge9003 2 года назад

    Your videos are absolutely hilarious.

  • @nishantaadi
    @nishantaadi 3 года назад +3

    I am IT guy and this shit is so true.

    • @WhereIsTheSpartan
      @WhereIsTheSpartan 3 года назад

      Me too. I can confirm this is absolutely true although the manager should have asked only single words. As everyone knows IT guys can read your mind. :-)

  • @sribandi6496
    @sribandi6496 6 лет назад +1

    Wow...this captures the story of my working life perfectly...

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад

      I'm still waiting for an updated delivery schedule...

  • @justinreusnow
    @justinreusnow 3 года назад

    Please make more of these!

  • @crimson4595
    @crimson4595 6 лет назад +4

    Hahaha very accurate

    • @LaurisB
      @LaurisB  6 лет назад

      A round number!

  • @TheSLK66
    @TheSLK66 6 лет назад +118

    I feel like Anderson is going to shoot them all one day XD

    • @afrothugz
      @afrothugz 6 лет назад +16

      don't spoil the ending

    • @aperson9375
      @aperson9375 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah will be the ending. Xd

    • @daylanazem6371
      @daylanazem6371 6 лет назад +1

      I feel the same thing

    • @TheSLK66
      @TheSLK66 6 лет назад +1

      Take it easy man, I meant it as a joke. As it was said in the movie Anger Management, the implosive person is the guy who remains quite at his job, taking shit day after day until one shoots everyone. I agree honesty with your boss or coworkers isn't always the greatest idea but still, no need to go postal on other people.

  • @DLBeatty
    @DLBeatty 4 месяца назад

    The expert after the meeting. Pure gold!

  • @temptemp1600
    @temptemp1600 5 лет назад +1

    I can relate. I deal with it almost every day.