Aww, the aces are shy (Balatro)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 103

  • @maxwellwellman
    @maxwellwellman Год назад +294

    "The Lovers doesn't give hearts... I was thinking of a different game".
    sigh... he's refusing to even utter the name of his ex

  • @lebronfitzgerald8129
    @lebronfitzgerald8129 Год назад +51

    He plays this game as if discards cost money and playing hands is free

  • @sathrielsatanson666
    @sathrielsatanson666 Год назад +50

    "7 inches in Calgary. Is your father in town?" Those are the gem roasts 😂

  • @casserCOM
    @casserCOM Год назад +152

    I dont comment often but I just have to say thanks for the Balatro content NL.
    I am a Balatro addict and long time egghead, so I enjoy this content greatly. I have high hopes for the full release.

    • @missingdays1
      @missingdays1 Год назад +12

      Full release in two years will be pogged as hell

    • @Erossssssss
      @Erossssssss Год назад

      @@missingdays1 cant wait for balatro 2099

    • @hugeant97
      @hugeant97 Год назад +1

      @@missingdays1 I was just pegged to get into the demo at all

    • @revoidance
      @revoidance Год назад

      @@hugeant97everyone’s in the demo now

    • @casserCOM
      @casserCOM Год назад +6

      @@FourOneNineOneFourOne There are for sure some things that can be improved and expanded upon. Could be a TBOI situation where the game gets much better over a span of months or years.
      One thing i want to see is a mode/ run where you have 20+ jokers active or something outlandish where everything is going max synergy dopamine release mode and your deck has 208 cards or something wild. That would be crazy. Imagine craftin a multi billion dollar chip deck with 25 jokers popping off.

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 Год назад +77

    "No you don't get it, we dont need to level straights, because they're already an instant win"
    >plays a straight next boss blind
    >2500, only half, because it wasn't empowered by Supernova thanks to never getting played

    • @JayK_RLE
      @JayK_RLE 11 месяцев назад +6

      I mean he was right though. He said the straight itself is good enough without being leveled up.
      And he did go on to beat the boss with two straights.
      Looks like they were good enough.

  • @kylefelter9615
    @kylefelter9615 Год назад +12

    I can’t believe the High Card mult off the Supernova paid off. Northernlion is such a gamer.

  • @darbstre2900
    @darbstre2900 Год назад +205

    I think its time for the FTL multiverse mod. Its just gotta happen now. Balatro is wicked but we need to kill time for the full release. Backpack battles is pog tho.

    • @scouthanamura2380
      @scouthanamura2380 Год назад +6

      i like where your head's at

    • @RabaShibaRabaSha
      @RabaShibaRabaSha Год назад +6

      Worst take I've ever seen in an NL chat

    • @acynthus3587
      @acynthus3587 Год назад +3

      @@RabaShibaRabaSha no u

    • @tezcharold
      @tezcharold Год назад +2

      Yeah I love seeing a bald man unable to tetris simple shapes. It's like watching a toddler unable to do a block puzzle.

    • @genegoodman6263
      @genegoodman6263 Год назад +1

  • @BenRHarsh
    @BenRHarsh Год назад +30

    22:45 "Can we acknowledge that that wouldn't have happened if I didn't pump the high card?"
    Brother, that supernova was only worth +7 mult. 95x(32-7)=2375, you needed 1976. You would have been fine without spending $7 to "pump the high card".
    35:20 "That's why you buff your high card, you jokers."
    Again, my brother in Christ, supernova only added +9 mult. Without it you still scored 3200, which is well over the 2645 you needed. The juice ain't worth the squeeze!

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim Год назад +2

      You know egg is even less likely to math than he is to read all the text in backpack battle

  • @avvvqvvv99
    @avvvqvvv99 Год назад +64

    imagine if the fate of the world was in NL's hands during a card game

    • @leon4875
      @leon4875 Год назад +37

      High card beats nuclear war.

  • @thefallinglink
    @thefallinglink Год назад +22

    If only he knew negative lets you have more than 5 jokers

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer Год назад +38

    NL talking about how he wants to play high card and then skips torn joker for crazy joker

  • @jessearodriguez
    @jessearodriguez Год назад +15

    Balatro is the only game NL plays that makes me feel like I’m watching Sips.

  • @MrCloud254
    @MrCloud254 Год назад +32

    Me, someone who has never watched any other videos about this, watching NL play: "But why didn't he level up straights??"

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Год назад +4

      because he isn't very bright (contrary to the shine on his head)

  • @violetstarsign
    @violetstarsign Год назад +7

    the madlad, being saved repeatedly by the crazy High Card Supernova

  • @meursaulty6672
    @meursaulty6672 Год назад +8

    I had a fun run where all of my jokers gave a benefit on a straight and my straight was level 10. Straights were worth like 30k and everything else 800.

  • @laatrommi
    @laatrommi Год назад +13

    "i'm going to build up high card" what kind of goofy ass tech is this.

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Год назад

      Yes I don‘t understand either, I thought mult and points stay same no matter how many highbcards you played before?

    • @solh0029
      @solh0029 Год назад +8

      ​@@FlavaxLPSupernova adds mult equal to the number of times a hand has been played.

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Год назад

      @@solh0029 ah thank you!

  • @Nicolai488
    @Nicolai488 Год назад +33

    This whole episode made me unbelievably mad 🤣

    • @HolyDeviant1
      @HolyDeviant1 Год назад +29

      Consistently fails to understand that Balatro is about fixing the deck to give you the best hand more consistently rather than spending resources to patch up weak hands, fails to empower strong hands, and when he needs those strong hands to perform, of course they don't... because he failed to empower them when he had the chance.
      The best marketing for this game hands down.

    • @acynthus3587
      @acynthus3587 Год назад +29

      @@HolyDeviant1 He's the guy from the ads lol

    • @Finallegend_
      @Finallegend_ Год назад

      @@acynthus3587unironically how he gets me to buy a lot of the games he plays

    • @reveler279
      @reveler279 Год назад +3

      lets build up high card again Aware

  • @BenjaminBot
    @BenjaminBot Год назад +3

    I love Baldtro, it will never leave the channel. I baldlieve

  • @reticentsins
    @reticentsins Год назад +3

    NL playing those bad hands to increase his mult. on the analytics for the future.

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    NL playing Balatro is like the "Can you beat this guy?" ads. His gameplay is unbelievably frustrating to look at that you just want to play the game yourself.

  • @bzzrck
    @bzzrck Год назад +3

    the balatro soundtrack is so good

  • @pepaigea
    @pepaigea 10 месяцев назад +1

    First hand had 4 diamonds, he discards 3 of them. I'm already done

  • @chrilord907
    @chrilord907 Год назад +3

    Balatro analytics comment

  • @OxnardMontalvoYT
    @OxnardMontalvoYT Год назад +19

    He's STILL not using his discards. Two pair is the single worst hand in the game, and consistently the egg is playing it.

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Год назад +4

      it's not even the worst, the fact that he just plays it when you only play it if it's your only choice or if you've used planet cards to make it good

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft Год назад

    1:48 almost choked on my razzleberry pie

  • @MurdockWolf
    @MurdockWolf Год назад +1

    May the algorithm bless this egg

  • @SuperFunduck
    @SuperFunduck Год назад +1

    Rip banana.

  • @sock7896
    @sock7896 Год назад +2

    i love balatro

  • @thatoneshamwowguy8817
    @thatoneshamwowguy8817 Год назад

    13:38 Honestly so could go for an 8 ball

  • @samgregg7272
    @samgregg7272 Год назад +1

    just one celestial pack on a flush or straight could've helped......... all those arcanas

  • @bobmob1440
    @bobmob1440 11 месяцев назад

    ace of spiders

  • @MegaScytheman
    @MegaScytheman Год назад +1

    People are too worried about optimal play, this demo is pretty easy and it makes for better drama if he makes mistakes here and there.

  • @a2rhombus2
    @a2rhombus2 Год назад +22

    It hurts me that he thinks superposition is a really good card

    • @josephs9303
      @josephs9303 Год назад +4

      It can be actually really good in the no face cards deck, its just really high roll and dpesnt really work well for the 5 ante demo rn

    • @bw9382
      @bw9382 Год назад +14

      I don’t think he does he just likes it because it’s fun.

    • @hapybratt8640
      @hapybratt8640 Год назад +5

      @@bw9382 That's it, he pretty much says so in this video.

    • @bduddy55555
      @bduddy55555 Год назад +5

      @@bw9382 It's the opposite of fun though, he just spends every round rerolling for a hand he never gets

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ Год назад +6

      Who crowned you the king of fun,@@bduddy55555?

  • @arcmage7000
    @arcmage7000 Год назад

    "Your not gonna let me flush, huh"
    2003 single by Marques Houston featuring Joe Budden & Pied Piper:

  • @cano4085
    @cano4085 Год назад

    Balatro so good

  • @heykak
    @heykak Год назад +51

    Backpack --> balatro is new peak NL. Sap is snooze

    • @RozKounelakion
      @RozKounelakion Год назад +5

      Sap has been snooze since 2 weeks after release

    • @marisa2555
      @marisa2555 Год назад +7

      @@RozKounelakion Welcome to the comments cyberdrunk0

    • @busmansam4491
      @busmansam4491 Год назад +3

      I like them all

    • @adrianfr05
      @adrianfr05 Год назад +1

      Huge L

  • @loopycrayfish
    @loopycrayfish Год назад

    Balatro is gonna make me pog

  • @christopherfigueroa6650
    @christopherfigueroa6650 Год назад +1

    Let's go egg!

  • @Vario69
    @Vario69 7 месяцев назад

    30:20

  • @jb4evrnckj
    @jb4evrnckj Год назад

    i cant believe the banana was doing all the heavy lifting

  • @dennisg.6389
    @dennisg.6389 Год назад +14

    The high card plays are infuriating

    • @solh0029
      @solh0029 Год назад +2

      High card build is actually goated. Especially if you can DNA a stone card.

    • @PenumbralFigure
      @PenumbralFigure Год назад +3

      On the early levels I'm like "this is smart in case you get a dog water hand in the later rounds." and then he didn't stop throwing high card.

    • @HolyDeviant1
      @HolyDeviant1 Год назад +1

      Even if you play A HUNDRED high cards with supernova, it's still not worth doing. You need so much support for high card slams it's practically a challenge run. (You might manage with a lot of planet cards, odd-thomas / even-steven, supernova, constellation, and torn, maybe, but even then, I just can't see it.)

    • @brianmcmanus9110
      @brianmcmanus9110 Год назад

      Agreed, all my "high card" ruins were just busted runs in some other way. I had one with Constellation up to 3X multiplier on nearly all Pluto planet cards, a Ride the Bus joker at +40 mult, Even Steven, and some other stuff I don't remember, but I could have won going for almost any hand type. Supernova just isn't enough on it's own to make a difference.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit Год назад +2

    Fucka Flush: Me imagining what Flava Flav's OnlyFans would be called.

  • @scouthanamura2380
    @scouthanamura2380 Год назад +1

    FINALLY

  • @BenRHarsh
    @BenRHarsh Год назад +1

    NL not realizing he had a royal flush when fishing for exactly that until he read the hand text is exactly why this series is so scuffed and I'm here for it.

  • @justinreynolds6196
    @justinreynolds6196 Год назад

    use planet packs egg boi

  • @Gwgitu77
    @Gwgitu77 Год назад

    Me enjoying the comments section for every balatro vids

  • @PhiIosophyGeek
    @PhiIosophyGeek Год назад +1

    Lets gooooo

  • @sukoo1
    @sukoo1 Год назад +3

    This is bad for my health.

  • @BenRHarsh
    @BenRHarsh Год назад +7

    NL thinking that a +1 mult on two pair or worse is worth $1 each time... What?! That joker is a bonus to your best hands, not a vehicle for scaling and is robbing you of money to buy actually good cards.
    Edit: The "this card is straight ass" when talking about supernova that he spent like $15 upgrading instead of simply winning the round is goddamn hilarious.

    • @robmack519
      @robmack519 Год назад

      Ya, him saying later, "we wouldn't have made it without leveling high card" I was just thinking, "if you hadn't wasted all that money and leveled better hands, it may not have been so close to begin with"

    • @armorelarmadura7807
      @armorelarmadura7807 Год назад

      Yeah him saying 'it's pure ass' about Supernova and not Superposition almost made me become the joker instantly

  • @streambeon8274
    @streambeon8274 Год назад +1

    Pog

  • @FlavaxLP
    @FlavaxLP Год назад

    Guys pls help, how is he talking about leveling up hands by playing them? i thought you only level up hands with the planet cards? pls help

    • @hamishandrews3940
      @hamishandrews3940 Год назад +6

      the joker supernova adds mult for every time you play the hand 1:43

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Год назад +3

      @@hamishandrews3940 thank you so much!

  • @kc2ace1nino
    @kc2ace1nino Год назад

    AMA: NL read my comment on stream for this video.

  • @scrambledsack
    @scrambledsack Год назад

    "7 inches in Calgary this week"
    "Oh, is your dad in town?"

  • @ifael1
    @ifael1 Год назад +1

    What in the actual fuck is he doing....... why is he "building up" high card........ is his goal to lose????