World's slowest poker player (Balatro)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 274

  • @NocolasLive
    @NocolasLive Год назад +299

    bro just said he doesn't get waking up at 6am to go surfing, when he wakes up at 6am to ride a bike nowhere

    • @g76agi
      @g76agi Год назад +55

      One must imagine NL happy

  • @ScarletKomi
    @ScarletKomi Год назад +318

    2:11 Me eating the Dole pineapple ice cream but I shake my head to let people know that I disagree with the actions of the Dole corporation

  • @WknGrAsfvXv
    @WknGrAsfvXv Год назад +582

    NL coming to terms with his streamer life like a character from Severance realizing they're going to have to work forever is a tragic sight

    • @arcmage7000
      @arcmage7000 Год назад +11

      +2

    • @sainttrish7544
      @sainttrish7544 Год назад +12

      It's all a skit but with a small amount of sincerity; dont think so deep about it lmao

    • @deetsitmeisterjd
      @deetsitmeisterjd Год назад +18

      He's more than welcome to switch with me if he likes.
      Best streamer but sometimes just stfu and play the games baldy.

    • @gabrokkerhun
      @gabrokkerhun Год назад +28

      @@deetsitmeisterjd man needs to start a podcast, at least I know what I'm signing for with that one.

    • @tabs1913
      @tabs1913 Год назад

      Apply your comment to your comment @@sainttrish7544

  • @philiprousseau7333
    @philiprousseau7333 Год назад +372

    this is the northernlion stand up comedy episode he's not even pretending to play the game pog

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT Год назад +635

    It's been 15 minutes and he's still on ante 1. We are so back.

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT Год назад +88

      The funniest thing is that it was the fastest ante in the video

    • @FlavaxLP
      @FlavaxLP Год назад +8

      @@FranXiTlol I was about to say, you‘re in for a ride then…

    • @captiancrafter
      @captiancrafter Год назад +35

      He could run a breakfast joint with all that waffling.

  • @grxybst
    @grxybst Год назад +251

    15 seconds in and the Egg already scrambled me; my ass was trying to figure out why he was FaceTiming strangers

  • @toddcarter4829
    @toddcarter4829 Год назад +513

    I'm pumped for Balatro, but NL forgot how to play and narrate at the same time!

    • @SlyRyder
      @SlyRyder Год назад +66

      With all the love for the egg, I'm 10 minutes in and it seems more like he's just forgotten to play in general 😂

    • @dpunlasmith
      @dpunlasmith Год назад +14

      Yeah I didn’t stay for the gameplay. 😂

    • @CorgiBum
      @CorgiBum Год назад +29

      It was like watching a slideshow your aunt put together after her holiday, but without the slides to distract you from the neverending rambling.

    • @jozefkeresturi2139
      @jozefkeresturi2139 Год назад +2

      @@CorgiBum That's exactly what it felt like

    • @tomdalzell3674
      @tomdalzell3674 Год назад +5

      The banter is top tier

  • @Chalkcs
    @Chalkcs Год назад +66

    Damn that's weird, there's video game footage in the background of this podcast

  • @ryanwalker6984
    @ryanwalker6984 Год назад +109

    Welcome back. Thanks for posting a 50 minute stun lock to ease us back into our addiction.

  • @tim3046
    @tim3046 Год назад +31

    I can't believe i just watched a 51 minute ad for Coke Zero. I am indeed new here if this is a regular thing

  • @LocalThunk
    @LocalThunk Год назад +79

    Things I enjoyed most during the stream:
    1. The absolute gold standard top tier +2 farming vacation banter
    2. Seeing NL play Balatro again

    • @dusk2308
      @dusk2308 Год назад +1

      hey i just watched the frost prime video

    • @KaiUnderscore
      @KaiUnderscore Год назад +2

      Amazing job on this, LocalThunk.

    • @sharplizardclaw
      @sharplizardclaw Год назад +5

      Play is a strong word in this case but I agree

  • @gmCriva
    @gmCriva Год назад +207

    Top tier banter, NL needs to go on vacation more often

    • @isaacbee1
      @isaacbee1 Год назад +48

      Banter +2
      Gameplay -2
      Was it worth the cost?

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo Год назад +36

      ​@@isaacbee1Yes.

  • @littlej211
    @littlej211 Год назад +220

    If you are interested in this game, you have come to the wrong video 😂

    • @songofthieves
      @songofthieves Год назад +14

      Even the counting speed being at 1x is excruciating.
      I am fully engaged.

    • @MrZyLeXx
      @MrZyLeXx Год назад +2

      Bro has been yappin for half of the video lmao

  • @jackgray9390
    @jackgray9390 Год назад +59

    You know NL is back when he says there’s no chance of a straight flush and then draws the final card two turns later.

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 Год назад +22

    Local streamer claims to have touched grass, is doubted by everyone

  • @noisypinkbubble875
    @noisypinkbubble875 Год назад +27

    What an absolutely insane bit to start a video with.
    I fuckin love this man lmfao

  • @Synion
    @Synion Год назад +17

    My man came back from Hawaii with all the bits locked and loaded. Insane stunlocks, pogged up for more stand-up comedy.

  • @Sereomontis
    @Sereomontis Год назад +9

    This video is basically 45 minutes of banter with about 6 minutes of Balatro playing in it. It's the most banter filled video of NL's I've ever seen.
    I guess being away for a while he built up two weeks worth of banter and is letting it all out at once.
    Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Just an observation.

  • @Pyronar
    @Pyronar Год назад +25

    Bro, this is a podcast.

    • @dusk2308
      @dusk2308 Год назад +5

      and i am here for it brother

  • @Medsas
    @Medsas Год назад +54

    Balatro is backkkk

  • @knic__8799
    @knic__8799 Год назад +31

    NL after being away from the gas leak in his house for 2 weeks made him sane again

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 11 месяцев назад +12

    This man is a professional at yappology.

  • @tinyrampage
    @tinyrampage Год назад +48

    God-tier banter this episode he's so back

  • @handfulofmushrooms1135
    @handfulofmushrooms1135 Год назад +4

    “would you like some Balatro with your banter?”

  • @jakerichardson816
    @jakerichardson816 Год назад +13

    We missed NL's stories and ranting but until the next YT video we will also miss his gameplay

    • @JakeFish5058
      @JakeFish5058 Год назад +2

      He does gameplay? I thought this was a podcast

  • @gayMath
    @gayMath Год назад +31

    25 minutes in and it feels like NL is only starting to believe in the power of discards. and I'm still shocked he didn't pair the to do list asking for a straight flush with four fingers, what a time to realise that interest matters.

    • @gayMath
      @gayMath Год назад +6

      not like he played the game that long before the evolution, maybe eight minutes of game played by that point

  • @filmwiebe1703
    @filmwiebe1703 Год назад +4

    'For Breakfast every morning, I tried to make sure I set myself up for success. Egg Fried Riced. 2 halved Tomatoes.... 4 Coke Zeroes'
    EGG REALLY THOUGHT HE COULD SNEAK IN 4 COKE ZEROES BY 9 AM AND NOT SOUND CRAZY??

  • @dudekazoo
    @dudekazoo Год назад +4

    Me, while drinking my black coffee: "Drink whatever the fuck you want brother".

  • @jamesbalch1325
    @jamesbalch1325 Год назад +11

    knew there needed to be a someone who likes the bananas, but i didn't know they'd think everyone likes the banana

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. Год назад +2

      You're the weird one if you don't like bananas.

  • @mattwilliams2935
    @mattwilliams2935 Год назад +17

    That coffee rant was S tier.

  • @weirdalfan08
    @weirdalfan08 Год назад +18

    Seeing him pop off in defense of madonna lets me know that we are so back

    • @GreenTea_98
      @GreenTea_98 Год назад

      and that's the way it should be

  • @itskegstand
    @itskegstand Год назад +25

    never been so pogged up to watch a man lose his life savings

  • @rohan_christopher
    @rohan_christopher Год назад +5

    being away from the computer has made him insane

  • @7yditchfits
    @7yditchfits Год назад +2

    The first two minutes of this are a piece of art. Pivots seamlessly from talking about weirdos in chat into being the chat for the normal guys at the Dole plantation.

  • @ZBTEproductions
    @ZBTEproductions Год назад +46

    I'm addicted to this game thanks to you NL, glad to see you playing it again

  • @Jack-dk7uu
    @Jack-dk7uu Год назад +48

    He's back with more psychotic takes than ever

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli Год назад +2

    There's nothing like spending time with your family, eating pineapple ice cream and beating Slay the Spire Ascension 20

  • @2ue
    @2ue 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rant at 44:30 broke me. “Oppenheimers of molecular gastronomy” has got to be my fav quote

  • @strokervolvo383
    @strokervolvo383 Год назад +3

    BALATRO more like BANTERO

  • @monkaeyes
    @monkaeyes Год назад +1

    44:10 im pretty sure "bubblegum" flavour is a fully created flavour.

  • @danktoastiekins9341
    @danktoastiekins9341 7 месяцев назад +1

    Coffee is delicious. I have to drink decaf because I get panic attacks when I consume caffeine.

  • @jasondixon1314
    @jasondixon1314 Год назад +4

    so what ive learned is this man really loves coke zero. like AT LEAST 5% of the ranting was pure coke zero banter.

  • @ddok907
    @ddok907 Год назад +5

    The intro is what makes NL great. A guy who does a job well.

  • @Trulsbk
    @Trulsbk Год назад +4

    50% Balatro 50% Psychotic takes

    • @DannyStuart
      @DannyStuart Год назад +9

      50% Balatro is incredibly generous

  • @lostnthsauze1440
    @lostnthsauze1440 Год назад +13

    Waiting for you to make a conherent decision in the game 😂

  • @Nazrega
    @Nazrega Год назад +1

    "If you like ice so much, why don't you marry it?" I CAN'T! I don't use ice but holy shit, we do be icin' shit over here.

  • @DanCornish-wj7wk
    @DanCornish-wj7wk 20 дней назад

    You can tell he didn't talk to a lot of people on vacay because my man is talkative in this one

  • @jjplayzpred
    @jjplayzpred Год назад +9

    Not even 5 minutes in yet and I could give a damn about this game. I’m here for the banter and NL delivers

    • @LadyMireille
      @LadyMireille Год назад +1

      Agreed! Banter is king and we are eating good with post vacation NL

  • @orinami3310
    @orinami3310 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dude the diet soda for breakfast rant might be an all-timer

  • @rpie1382
    @rpie1382 Месяц назад

    That first ante took longer than it took Ryan to cure his norovirus..

  • @a2i939
    @a2i939 Год назад +2

    If you want soda for breakfast go for it, but saying that's the same as coffee is an insane take

    • @JakeFish5058
      @JakeFish5058 Год назад +1

      Why?

    • @stinkybuttrat
      @stinkybuttrat Год назад +1

      ​@@JakeFish5058because even if you do have 12 packets of sugar in your coffee that's still less sugar than the average soda. A packet of sugar like what are at restaurants or something are about 4 grams. That's 48 grams of sugar if you have 12, a 20oz bottle of coke has 68 grams of sugar.

  • @scouthanamura2380
    @scouthanamura2380 Год назад +1

    WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

  • @pieb0y1
    @pieb0y1 Год назад +10

    Me: excited to see more Balatro
    Also me: reads comments section first 💀

  • @loof_loves_vod
    @loof_loves_vod Год назад +1

    I get called euro at the diner quite frequently for requesting water no ice

  • @AnderuFrog
    @AnderuFrog Год назад +1

    34:15. Four coke zeroes. Mans on fire

  • @BigSchim
    @BigSchim 4 месяца назад

    "The Hangover just came out." is one of the most NL things ever said.

  • @themanohall
    @themanohall Год назад +1

    Commenting for the algorithm - psyched for Balatro's return!

  • @captaindcc
    @captaindcc Год назад +7

    Damn NL goes on vacation and decide to start a podcast 🔥🔥 top tier banter

  • @existonfile8525
    @existonfile8525 Год назад +3

    Please take more vacations if you come back with this much hot material every time.

  • @ryansternberg1681
    @ryansternberg1681 Год назад +1

    I will not have mercy. I have been suffering while you have been relishing life. I've been having egg withdrawals

  • @mostlyokay
    @mostlyokay Год назад +1

    It's not acceptable to drink soda _or_ an energy drink in the morning.
    Also, I don't drink coffee at all.
    Let's take care of our bodies people

  • @listentoAdamTaylor
    @listentoAdamTaylor Год назад +1

    I’ve never been more pogged to see a game return

  • @Vario69
    @Vario69 7 месяцев назад

    The man has lost his mind. One round per ten minutes, and refuses to fill up the joker slots, instead keeps buying planets 😂

  • @eatmarth
    @eatmarth Год назад

    I'm convinced that the ice issue is because so many people rely on the attendant at the drive through who is told to fill the cup with ice and people have normalized that

  • @arcmage7000
    @arcmage7000 Год назад +1

    Bro coming to terms yet again with the fact that his job is to partake of surrogate activities to provide a knowledge product for others to partake of as a surrogate activity

  • @beef_baby
    @beef_baby 11 месяцев назад +2

    For a man who claims to dislike unnecessary storytelling in games, he sure can yap about nothing for an hour rather than playing the game

  • @vif13vf
    @vif13vf Год назад

    19:45
    I drink black coffee every morning, but im not a stranger to the occasional morning monster. Like yo, if you want a soda you can have a soda

  • @jawsper1199
    @jawsper1199 Год назад +6

    The take on how coffee with a little milk and sugar is nearly equivalent to a Coke Zero is insane

    • @dusk2308
      @dusk2308 Год назад

      i mean, yea lets normalize a full monster drink in the morning like the true american way

  • @phoenixstephan3655
    @phoenixstephan3655 Год назад +1

    Love you NL, your content has brought and continues to bring me joy. Hope you can find a way to better balance your work and normal life ❤

  • @Beeeeef1312
    @Beeeeef1312 Год назад +2

    First 3 minutes were a trip

  • @Bakedjam
    @Bakedjam Год назад +6

    Can someone please link me the time when he actually plays the game?

  • @jasonarcher6687
    @jasonarcher6687 Год назад +1

    I’ve been waiting…. I wish it came out sooner, I don’t know how much we can milk the demo, but I will be watching every episode.

  • @NaitsirhcCheck
    @NaitsirhcCheck Год назад

    I too am on the brink of insanity. Great to see I'm not alone here, NL.

  • @Vincentoist
    @Vincentoist 10 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, this was a filler episode, not main arc. Noted.

  • @BboyKeny
    @BboyKeny Год назад

    I drink black coffee with nothing in it. I feel morally superior now.

  • @tylerhughey6753
    @tylerhughey6753 Год назад +4

    Let’s gooooo so excited for balatro to come back

  • @tetrisamerica2830
    @tetrisamerica2830 Год назад +1

    Dole factory land acknowledgment

  • @joe__
    @joe__ Год назад

    NL is so real for stanning for Madonna’s best album, 2005’s CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR.

  • @UminokenOshanu
    @UminokenOshanu Год назад +1

    Finally!! Some variety!!!! I have been waiting for two weeks :D And I am early too! Hope you are well Ryan

  • @leia_gabes
    @leia_gabes Год назад

    Man I was so excited to see this game was back. Damn you NL and your interesting vacation anecdotes

  • @Anthaneus
    @Anthaneus Год назад +2

    Me when the bald man plays card game roguelike while talking about every possible thing there is to talk about that I have no understanding of: :)

  • @felixfys
    @felixfys Год назад +3

    after playing balatro at 4x game speed seeing NL forgetting everything and having a toddlers level of knowledge for balatro hits me hard

  • @NorthernStarshine
    @NorthernStarshine Год назад +2

    I'm trying to fall asleep to this video but the banter is too stimulating

  • @DTPandemonium
    @DTPandemonium Год назад

    This was a great episode to play on the side while eating lunch

  • @baysickboyel
    @baysickboyel Год назад +1

    This has been the most NL episode ever

  • @JamesRoberts-r5v
    @JamesRoberts-r5v Год назад +1

    I need this for a mid afternoon nap

  • @ClaeFace
    @ClaeFace Год назад +6

    This man is really complaining about having to come back from his vacation in Hawaii to his job playing videogames smh lmao

    • @QuebecSouverain
      @QuebecSouverain Год назад +6

      I knew I wasn't the only one to think that! Bro went on Disney cruises 5 times this year and plays video game for a living. Tf do you still have to complain about?

  • @xXMcNoobXx
    @xXMcNoobXx Год назад

    The banter is life changing

  • @bobaluisback3854
    @bobaluisback3854 Год назад

    Do not fret NL I've been having a great time with the YT content

  • @MindGobby
    @MindGobby Год назад

    Fellas, we are so back

  • @vanixiii5657
    @vanixiii5657 Год назад

    NL focusing on the lvl 2 flush instead of going for a lvl 2 straight that also has the +15 mult joker for straights that wouldve given him a 21x multiplier that wouldve saved the run is what i live for

  • @fadorka
    @fadorka Год назад

    Holy pog rumors of the demise were greatly exaggerated

  • @timturner7609
    @timturner7609 Год назад

    I too thought I'd never heard a Madonna song, but I checked out "ray of light" just now and I have heard it.

  • @miles2419
    @miles2419 Год назад

    coffee with ANYTHING in it = soda is so fucking funny

  • @ryceborzym1402
    @ryceborzym1402 Год назад

    It do be hittin as soon as you’re fine

  • @Lucifers-Stepdad
    @Lucifers-Stepdad Год назад +1

    IT'S BACK, BABY!

  • @ananas_anna
    @ananas_anna Год назад

    Words cannot express how much I have missed this wonderful egg.

  • @BrianM_3rd
    @BrianM_3rd Год назад +1

    BALATRO IS BACK BAYBEEEE GET POGGED

  • @XMiqqoX
    @XMiqqoX Год назад +1

    Playing this on fast mode.. this hurts

  • @scrattue
    @scrattue Год назад

    We are so back