Brother cannot even walk 10 minutes to fulfill his promise for his audience. Oooh, I forgot, Internet LOVES him now, so he can truly be an asshole and take the mask off. Finally.
The only reason why he will eat the chicken big Mac is because it's available on DoorDash Just like this Adams family meal from Burger King. 42 year old man is so lazy that he has to scam his audience because he doesn't want to get into his car and drive 5 minutes to Wendy's.
@@daisyvibestwitch Which is probably why his supporters like him so much even though he c**** on them daily. They don't have human interaction and they see him as their only friend😢. The only relationship they have is an abusive one with him.
10:03 “I’m gonna put it in the chocolate sauce, see what it tastes like in the chocolate sauce”. This dude speaks so goofy . Dude for sure has the tism
Nah I think its just being locked up in a tiny room living in his little echo chamber for almost 2 decades with no any real social interactions that made him this way
Heads up, PPP from kino casino put out a video on his kino cathedral channel where he calls Phil a scammer for being too lazy to go get the krabby patty meal in person (and then eats the meal himself).
He's at the NERD table in the lunch room and the Short Bus is dropping off the DENTS for the viewing... 'Toe Walker" Special today.. Come and get it 😆🤣🤣✌️
I don't think she was very big when they first got together I feel like she didn't have any support system before Phil and she defo appreciates being able to eat when she wants. Also probably gave up a bit when she resigned herself to resort to this.
Unfortunately you have retards wasting “their” tax payer funded disability money on this scam artist even after he scams them they shower him with $361 ffs there is no helping these dents
That would require the recluse of renton to go outside. Even if he did I doubt he'd last a day. How long do you think he'd make it before calling his boss or a customer and idiot?
I would be floored with gratitude if people on the internet gave me $2,000 to go pick up food from Wendy’s a mile away and eat it! Not Phil! $2,000, nah, can’t be bothered to drive a mile an get it so he just lies and scams his loyal dents who give him $100,000 a year or more
if the dents havent learned their lesson by this point they deserve to lose all their money to scopely. i hope they all turn homeless trying to support this bum through his life.
Him insulting and downplaying the entire thing before even bothering to eat it, then continuing to do that while eating, definitely made this worth watching for the dents.
DSP is the ultimate consoomer. Remember he purchased 3 different copies of street fighter six and sucked at each of them. He will get a playstation 5 pro (sorry i mean gifted from an anonymous fan of course) and buy street fighter 6 again for that.
I have never seen DSP not complain about something, like he can go on and on about how much he loves something then spend 5 straight minutes complaing about it
My guess is he hasn't been to the dentist since his mom took him in high school, and his excuse now is that it's a waste of money. Greed is MASSIVELY strong!
Because food is the one thing that seems to make him genuinely happy. If I didn't know what a vile creature the roach was and just saw this I'd just think he was a really out of shape trainwreck of an old guy happily eating slap
I think it's just a side effect of his misshapen mouth, face, and skull. Nothing he could do about. The developers didn't work out the bugs before releasing phil
So, the dents paid $2k for a Whopper meal with onion rings, a shake instead of a coke, and mini churros? The only thing that is really new is the churros. The shake is just a cookies and cream shake with cake batter flavoring.
I really get annoyed of this person, but its sadly the fault of his viewers for giving him money to begin with anyways, theyre always upset with him, but why still donate to him you know?
I personally been thinking lately bro, it’s really the LARPERS, that play into him so hard and he’s a retard so he genuinely believes he’s the King and he’s brought back to prominence. I feel like the real dents only do so much and the Whales carry him financially but the Larpers play into his delusions way too much
21:50 there are SO MANY things wrong with this segment... 1) the way he moves his eyebrows up as he says "i'm co-streaming now, I stream on 2 different sites at the same time", as if he's such a revolutionary, multi-streaming has been around, and i'm laughing in "4 sites at once" while he thinks 2 is so edgy. 2) He brings up people in chats saying how oh people gave phil this money to eat a burger...he could use this time to justify it (even though we know nothing he says WILL EVER JUSTIFY 2k for a burger king meal)...instead he tries to semi-beg ahead of time and say oh we continue these goals, ANOTHER MEAL...and he had such a stupid smirk after he mentioned how "oh all those people will be more upset"... No Phil, they're saying how people give you so much because you give SO LITTLE in return, he really thinks that it's a "treat" to eat these meals for thousands of dollars given by his dents, he's seriously the most insufferable person ever.
I would love to see an honest interview with one of Phil's supporters. Figure out what these people see in him and why they continually give this man money.
Every interview I’ve heard with his dents you can tell by the way they speak that they have disabilities. No joke. Every single one of Phil’s dents we have uncovered are literally autistic or mentally ill.
I will never get why his fans like this. I could understand if he properly reviewed the food (and not just said "mmmmmm!" and "it tastes good!"), or interacted with his chat more (like for example as its Addams Family themed, talked about the movies etc)....but literally all he does is eat like an angry pig and make the weirdest faces.
$2000 dollars and the regards who keep this man in a higher tax bracket can't even get the right meal. I hope everyone watching that WWEC stream feels like a real idiot
Take a good look people because this is what a successful businessman looks like. This achievement of consecutively surpassing an arbitrary threshold an arbitrary number of times only comes from a determination to repeatedly pester people to give him money. A true winner doesn't celebrate their success with a vacation or among true friends, but by eating fast food alone in a room of his decaying house he's too broke to maintain.
It just dawned on me, maybe he told Khet about the Krabby Patty and made it sound so simple and boring, “It’s just a Dave’s single.” And probably Khet told him about the Addams Family one. Saw the black bun and he was sold.
At this point we gotta lay all the blame on the dents. Reading his chat half are too stupid to see the truth about Phil and the other half just don't care. This extends to his incoming new fans. Losing battle trying to inform his audience. Sometimes even grifters have a too strong plot armor.
Hes actually somewhat likable when hes shoving 2k calories into his round face. No begging and food seems to be the only thing that makes him genuinely happy First time in 15 years i didnt loathe the pigroach
How on earth are his mentally handicapped dents. Think that this is a treat? Usually that implies it's a reward for them. How are they okay with him eating a meal that they have overpaid massively on. And think, Wow! This is such a huge reward for us.
When I asked the Google is BK uses real ice cream Sure, that OREO Cookie Shake from Burger King may taste great but it's not a real milkshake if your definition of a milkshake involves real ice cream. The chain's website description of its shakes makes clear their base is "creamy, vanilla soft serve" and never once uses the term "ice cream" anywhere.
mind you that, this is the same dood that had a vendetta against burger king for 2 years, all because of a chicken sandwich. (that somehow ruined his wife birthday despite the fact she got what she want)
It's also worth noting that DSP technically broke Kick guidelines. As much like Twitch, Kick doesn't like people streaming under the wrong categories (under guideline 13 it states "Appropriate categorization: Ensure streams are in the correct category to accurately reflect nature of content being streamed"). DSP was streaming his feasting with the pig under Dragon Ball Sparking Zero.
"People are mad i go so much support " No, its hilarious actually. The dents got scammed of their money, and phil will just blow it all. And now his boyfriend is mad at him 😂😂. Doesnt hurt me one bit, open up more credit cards to support phil, dents!
I'm convinced he does this sorta stuff so he can see himself on Doo dee's channel. Then, sipping at his gin, he looks to his mirror and smugly tells himself "People like me, Craig." He never grew up, after all, so of course he has the childish mentality of 'this gets me attention"
And at 3:26, we get the whole reason he does not go through with the Spongebob scam. Proof how little respect he has for the dents, knowing he can change the rules as he goes and they will still empty their welfare check into his pocket.
For $2000 to eat a burger he should of filmed himself driving there to buy it, but why bother when he can just demand money for a lie and his dents still pay up for the next scam. It’s brilliant really, dsp is extremely clever to have those paypigs wrapped around his finger.
The Krabby Patty that was promised wasn't available on doordash so we got this instead..... The Wendy's is literally a half a mile away. $2,000 guys.
For $2000 i'd drink drive half a mile...
(obligatory jks, I learnt my lesson the hard way - crashing into a barricade at 120kmph)
Pigroach cannot go out into the sunlight, barely alone a fast-food restaurant with other human beings
Brother cannot even walk 10 minutes to fulfill his promise for his audience.
Oooh, I forgot, Internet LOVES him now, so he can truly be an asshole and take the mask off. Finally.
Bro he even asked them to give because spent a lot of money on this food.
I guarantee it was because it wasn't added to doordash. Man's a hermit who won't go half a mile for 2000 bucks.
Says a lot about their relationship that roomie couldn't be bothered to drive half a mile to pick up a children's meal for him.
Lazy horse
This is a reward?...this? Crying emojis in the chat 😭😭🥳
Bro he sucks 15 years of failure 😂
There are actually people who watch this not on a detractor channel. That’s wild.
Yep. Severe mental illness. Parasocial weirdos
Insanity. 90% of comments are deleted too.
The only reason why he will eat the chicken big Mac is because it's available on DoorDash Just like this Adams family meal from Burger King. 42 year old man is so lazy that he has to scam his audience because he doesn't want to get into his car and drive 5 minutes to Wendy's.
hes not just lazy, thats not his main issue
hes afraid
he's 100% agoraphobic, he has no social interactions what so ever outside of his wife and cat
@@daisyvibestwitch Which is probably why his supporters like him so much even though he c**** on them daily. They don't have human interaction and they see him as their only friend😢. The only relationship they have is an abusive one with him.
10:03 “I’m gonna put it in the chocolate sauce, see what it tastes like in the chocolate sauce”. This dude speaks so goofy . Dude for sure has the tism
undiagnosed fs. his manner of speech is definitely very off
Nah I think its just being locked up in a tiny room living in his little echo chamber for almost 2 decades with no any real social interactions that made him this way
Heads up, PPP from kino casino put out a video on his kino cathedral channel where he calls Phil a scammer for being too lazy to go get the krabby patty meal in person (and then eats the meal himself).
Not surprised it was something food related that finally made him upset
Thanks for letting us now, buddy!
Thank you, because dammit ngl it was pretty kino 😂
@@tpolutts3309😂😂😂😂
DSP SCAMS IT ♥
DSP BEGGS IT ❤
He's at the NERD table in the lunch room and the Short Bus is dropping off the DENTS for the viewing... 'Toe Walker" Special today.. Come and get it 😆🤣🤣✌️
Or mouth droolers as he likes to constantly say
"I love a Whopper"
Well, you married the right woman then
😅
Lmfao real
I don't think she was very big when they first got together I feel like she didn't have any support system before Phil and she defo appreciates being able to eat when she wants. Also probably gave up a bit when she resigned herself to resort to this.
get a job phil
Unfortunately you have retards wasting “their” tax payer funded disability money on this scam artist even after he scams them they shower him with $361 ffs there is no helping these dents
Banned banned banned banned banned banned banned!!!!
More like get a like GET A LIFE AND "REAL FAMILY "
That would require the recluse of renton to go outside. Even if he did I doubt he'd last a day. How long do you think he'd make it before calling his boss or a customer and idiot?
Damn, almost confused you with Sara from his chat other messages that go ignored.
I would be floored with gratitude if people on the internet gave me $2,000 to go pick up food from Wendy’s a mile away and eat it! Not Phil! $2,000, nah, can’t be bothered to drive a mile an get it so he just lies and scams his loyal dents who give him $100,000 a year or more
It’s funny how Phil said he can’t eat fast food because he’s old. But this just shows you how desperate he is to feed his addictions.
0:23 "For my people..." He really is a cult leader
I ain't even angry at this shit, it's hilarious. The dents have given 2 grand to scopely and Phil ordered a $15 takeaway 😂😂😂.
if the dents havent learned their lesson by this point they deserve to lose all their money to scopely. i hope they all turn homeless trying to support this bum through his life.
and the dents don't care one bit that they got scammed. They would happily open the velcro wallets again for another scam goal.
You can see one of them here 24:14
Him insulting and downplaying the entire thing before even bothering to eat it, then continuing to do that while eating, definitely made this worth watching for the dents.
Imagine giving thousands of dollars to a guy who doesn't think enough of you to drive four blocks for a cheeseburger.
Imagine donating any $ to any of these grifters 😂😂😂😂. Can't imagine hoe miserable and suicidal you have to be to donate to grifters for attention 😂😂😂😂
"I love whoppers" yeah and i guess so dont the dents 😂😂
$2,000 was a bargain for this! Great job everyone!
AND THE DENTS GO WILD!!! 😂
DSP is the ultimate consoomer. Remember he purchased 3 different copies of street fighter six and sucked at each of them. He will get a playstation 5 pro (sorry i mean gifted from an anonymous fan of course) and buy street fighter 6 again for that.
How the dents are so regraded to give him 2K for fast food and still get scammed
And every penny of it wasted on champions. These people are simply irredeemable.
"These people are simple "
Ftfy
His kick is going to destroy his career he can't moderate everything like on RUclips
And we are all gonna watch and enjoy.
That's a funny looking Krabby Patty review you got there Phill
His horsey couldn't gallop to Wendys while he was "working "!?🤦♂️🙄
Love to know how him eating is a award to his dents for giving him money just dumb
I have never seen DSP not complain about something, like he can go on and on about how much he loves something then spend 5 straight minutes complaing about it
Discount Magnum PI from Wish rewards his victims by eating fast food
He looks more like Chief Wiggum P.I
Lol “Gorging” with the pig 😂😂😂😂
The fact Phil even eats at BK shows you exactly how his taste is.
“I love a whopper”
Don't we all feel felted and should be crying as the dents got this live and only for the low cost of 2k
Please tell me why does he make the faces he does when he eats?
My guess is he hasn't been to the dentist since his mom took him in high school, and his excuse now is that it's a waste of money. Greed is MASSIVELY strong!
Because food is the one thing that seems to make him genuinely happy. If I didn't know what a vile creature the roach was and just saw this
I'd just think he was a really out of shape trainwreck of an old guy happily eating slap
I think it's just a side effect of his misshapen mouth, face, and skull. Nothing he could do about. The developers didn't work out the bugs before releasing phil
💰💰💰Munny munny munny 🤌🙏
he definitely has cavities. no way in HELL he goes to the dentist if he can’t even go less than 10 minutes out of his way to pick up fast food
Doody called it again, he knows when the piggy is going to lie and scam is dents. Lol
Why does he think we get angry at him scamming his dents? Is it some kind of 5D chess cope?
It's major cope. It's none of out money so why would we care? Lol it's a massive coping strategy.
The ENTIRE menu???? Whooooaaaaa. THREE WHOLE ITEMS???? Wwwwaaaaoooowwww $2000 well spent
"Onions taste different from fries." Who knew ....
Phil is a very special lolcow. He has lolcows for fans.
Wow he realized that combo meal is a rip off while being a rip off.
Crazy $361… I don’t even know what to say anymore 😂
So, the dents paid $2k for a Whopper meal with onion rings, a shake instead of a coke, and mini churros? The only thing that is really new is the churros. The shake is just a cookies and cream shake with cake batter flavoring.
I really get annoyed of this person, but its sadly the fault of his viewers for giving him money to begin with anyways, theyre always upset with him, but why still donate to him you know?
I personally been thinking lately bro, it’s really the LARPERS, that play into him so hard and he’s a retard so he genuinely believes he’s the King and he’s brought back to prominence. I feel like the real dents only do so much and the Whales carry him financially but the Larpers play into his delusions way too much
They are delusional like dsp
It’s a cult
they are literally sp3cial needs. every single dent that's been found on social media legit has downs or autism with crossed eyes, etc.
It's like he's the REGARDED ♿️ Snake 🐍 oil salesperson at a Dented version of QVC on a public access channel
21:50 there are SO MANY things wrong with this segment...
1) the way he moves his eyebrows up as he says "i'm co-streaming now, I stream on 2 different sites at the same time", as if he's such a revolutionary, multi-streaming has been around, and i'm laughing in "4 sites at once" while he thinks 2 is so edgy.
2) He brings up people in chats saying how oh people gave phil this money to eat a burger...he could use this time to justify it (even though we know nothing he says WILL EVER JUSTIFY 2k for a burger king meal)...instead he tries to semi-beg ahead of time and say oh we continue these goals, ANOTHER MEAL...and he had such a stupid smirk after he mentioned how "oh all those people will be more upset"...
No Phil, they're saying how people give you so much because you give SO LITTLE in return, he really thinks that it's a "treat" to eat these meals for thousands of dollars given by his dents, he's seriously the most insufferable person ever.
His horse couldn't go to Wendy's for him
I would love to see an honest interview with one of Phil's supporters. Figure out what these people see in him and why they continually give this man money.
I saw a video of one when he was playing hogwarts legacy over a year ago and they were very excited to see a tree in their backyard. Just saying.
@@halicarnassus8235 I'm not sure I follow. Are you saying they're kind of simple? Like Simple Jack type of simple? lol
Every interview I’ve heard with his dents you can tell by the way they speak that they have disabilities. No joke. Every single one of Phil’s dents we have uncovered are literally autistic or mentally ill.
Damn, then he still made almost $400... you can't fix stupid, I guess.
All because he was too lazy to get the Krabby Patty.
I will never get why his fans like this. I could understand if he properly reviewed the food (and not just said "mmmmmm!" and "it tastes good!"), or interacted with his chat more (like for example as its Addams Family themed, talked about the movies etc)....but literally all he does is eat like an angry pig and make the weirdest faces.
JFC this was so annoying
Watching Phil eat is disgusting
Simply disgusting, what a way to eat that food, disgusting
I was commenting throughout all this obviously I was commenting into the void of ban world
HULLO EVURYWUN! DSP HERE WITH A SPECIAL DSP TRIES IT, DENTS WASTE MUNEE WATCHING ME EAT FAST FOOD!!! THUHUHU KEWL RIGHT? RIGHT!
Spot on thuhuhu
$2000 dollars and the regards who keep this man in a higher tax bracket can't even get the right meal. I hope everyone watching that WWEC stream feels like a real idiot
Get a job Phil.
I say Get a life and a real family phil
Its actually insane that he considers watching him eating like a disgusting pig is a “treat” and the dents are happy and go along with it. 🤦🏼♂️
Take a good look people because this is what a successful businessman looks like. This achievement of consecutively surpassing an arbitrary threshold an arbitrary number of times only comes from a determination to repeatedly pester people to give him money. A true winner doesn't celebrate their success with a vacation or among true friends, but by eating fast food alone in a room of his decaying house he's too broke to maintain.
Scamming 2K to eat BK is outrageous.
This is a bigger scam than the Project 7 reboot.
I love a whopper well you’re married to a whopper 😂
Poor baby couldn't get a wolverine toy and can't figure out how to use a spoon. He needs those plastic spoons guys. He really does.
He needs a spork
Phil enjoys the finer things in life, swiss cheese on a whopper is one of them.
"That shake is significantly good" "i am human"
DSP scams it
He really wants all meals he eats to be fuel for his hateful attitude. Man is angry when a meal tastes okay.
Phil biting and chewing like it's broken glass
don't talk with your mouth full, phil ffs
I love Burger King food. Seeing him pretend he likes it just to felt his regards is making me violent.
I hate when he says "yummy"... what 42 yr old says that shit?
It’s just very amusing how his life revolves around the detractors now he loves thinking he’s made them upset what a sad little man
Seriously, phil get a damn job.
"Thanks for the money, dummies!"
Seeing Phil’s body type we all know he is aware of which places have the good milkshakes
He chews with his mouth open lol
Pig chewing
So the dents give him 2k and there reward is watching him eat fast food? lol ill will never understand them.
It's a fetish thing
It just dawned on me, maybe he told Khet about the Krabby Patty and made it sound so simple and boring, “It’s just a Dave’s single.” And probably Khet told him about the Addams Family one. Saw the black bun and he was sold.
his taste buds have buggy net code mechanics, due to his age.
This is a better fit because he looks like Uncle Fester anyway
At this point we gotta lay all the blame on the dents. Reading his chat half are too stupid to see the truth about Phil and the other half just don't care. This extends to his incoming new fans. Losing battle trying to inform his audience. Sometimes even grifters have a too strong plot armor.
Someone in that said “mental AF”…? It’s a guy eating fast food
17:26 URBAN STYLE SESAME SEEDS?! 🫣
Feasting with the 🐷🐷🐷. Who has a broken toilet 🚽
Phil: I love whoppers.
Oh, we know.
Hes actually somewhat likable when hes shoving 2k calories into his round face. No begging and food seems to be the only thing that makes him genuinely happy
First time in 15 years i didnt loathe the pigroach
How on earth are his mentally handicapped dents. Think that this is a treat? Usually that implies it's a reward for them. How are they okay with him eating a meal that they have overpaid massively on. And think, Wow! This is such a huge reward for us.
Hey you know what would be helpful to eat those cookie pieces? A spoon.
DSP Gayming. Where morlas go to die ...
Dsp gayman
When I asked the Google is BK uses real ice cream
Sure, that OREO Cookie Shake from Burger King may taste great but it's not a real milkshake if your definition of a milkshake involves real ice cream. The chain's website description of its shakes makes clear their base is "creamy, vanilla soft serve" and never once uses the term "ice cream" anywhere.
mind you that, this is the same dood that had a vendetta against burger king for 2 years, all because of a chicken sandwich. (that somehow ruined his wife birthday despite the fact she got what she want)
It's also worth noting that DSP technically broke Kick guidelines. As much like Twitch, Kick doesn't like people streaming under the wrong categories (under guideline 13 it states "Appropriate categorization: Ensure streams are in the correct category to accurately reflect nature of content being streamed"). DSP was streaming his feasting with the pig under Dragon Ball Sparking Zero.
"People are mad i go so much support "
No, its hilarious actually. The dents got scammed of their money, and phil will just blow it all. And now his boyfriend is mad at him 😂😂. Doesnt hurt me one bit, open up more credit cards to support phil, dents!
It's like watching something at the zoo 😂😂😂😂 alright what planet is Philbert from clearly not this one
I'm convinced he does this sorta stuff so he can see himself on Doo dee's channel. Then, sipping at his gin, he looks to his mirror and smugly tells himself "People like me, Craig." He never grew up, after all, so of course he has the childish mentality of 'this gets me attention"
And at 3:26, we get the whole reason he does not go through with the Spongebob scam. Proof how little respect he has for the dents, knowing he can change the rules as he goes and they will still empty their welfare check into his pocket.
For $2000 to eat a burger he should of filmed himself driving there to buy it, but why bother when he can just demand money for a lie and his dents still pay up for the next scam. It’s brilliant really, dsp is extremely clever to have those paypigs wrapped around his finger.
Phil is so goofy. Always nagging.
Regarded hand gestures @6:38 😂
He still gets the taste of scat and chocolate mixed up