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  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  2 года назад +125

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    • @theprodigy8051
      @theprodigy8051 2 года назад

      Can you do a video on different cocktails for monkey 47 gin? I usually drink it straight but might mix it up 🎉

    • @Kaijugan
      @Kaijugan 2 года назад +1

      Hey Greg. Don't suppose you could do a drink based on the new Cyberpunk 2077 anime Cyberpunk: Edgerunners?
      Specifically the Afterlife drink you see in game that's named after the main character of the show: The David Martinez.

    • @agraabui
      @agraabui 2 года назад

      I was thinking about something when you speak about rum with the cocktail between the sheets.
      Do you use "French" rum sometime ? Rum that come from Martinique, Reunion, Guadeloupe ?
      I know that I don't really like those rum, the taste of it.
      I like Caribbean (or Cuban) rum better.
      But I was wondering if you have access to that type of rum. If some cocktail could be better with those type of rum.
      Thank for all the video ! I like your work and your style !

    • @abandonallhope494
      @abandonallhope494 2 года назад

      Very very Hugh Hefner

    • @antoniojones5340
      @antoniojones5340 2 года назад

      Maybe you could work this celebrity/movie associated drink into a thematic episode, to see if it has any merit: the Sambuca Shake, from "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" starring Andrew Dice Clay in the early '90s.

  • @claireschroeder3353
    @claireschroeder3353 2 года назад +1293

    "There were some that were too aggressively horny for this list." So you could say... that this episode is foreplay?

    • @mmmhorsesteaks
      @mmmhorsesteaks 2 года назад +65

      yeah there must be a c*mshot recipe out there somewhere...
      Safe search on for that one.

    • @TehCakeIzALie1
      @TehCakeIzALie1 2 года назад +60

      If only we had some handy portmanteau of 'cocktail' and 'tease'

    • @ZeOHKay
      @ZeOHKay 2 года назад +14

      @@mmmhorsesteaks Yeah, not just one...

    • @mikewilhelmson8413
      @mikewilhelmson8413 2 года назад +7

      you win.

    • @tehfiredog
      @tehfiredog 2 года назад +10

      I was legit disappointed he didn't make that joke himself =)

  • @user-on6uf6om7s
    @user-on6uf6om7s 2 года назад +383

    There's no way a drink with sloe gin and Southern Comfort could ever be consensual.

  • @madid5398
    @madid5398 2 года назад +2020

    You could call this episode "All the Drinks That Only Members of a Bachelorette Party Have the Audacity to Order"

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 2 года назад +105

      The BJ is at least a commonly ordered "punishment" shot for birthdays, as well.

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 2 года назад

      Blowjobs are super common drinks ordered for the Groom to be at bachelor's parties too

    • @ziggenplays1208
      @ziggenplays1208 2 года назад +30

      Im going to go order as many of these as i can tonight. Bar selection being the limit

    • @katashworth41
      @katashworth41 2 года назад +40

      Last hen do I went on some people did order the pornstar Martinis, but that’s only cos they like them. We surprised the restaurant we went to with how low key we were, the bride does not like a big fuss. And I spent less than £45 on the whole night which is a huge win.

    • @mitsurugi52
      @mitsurugi52 2 года назад +25

      Didn't expect to want to try any of these, but boy, gonna have to try th and call them something else if they're good. Hoping to see some pumpkin/halloweeny cocktails in October

  • @wheelch0ck
    @wheelch0ck 2 года назад +86

    You killed me when you said, "I need to drink some water; maybe brush my teeth. I'll be right back." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 2 года назад +1770

    Greg always nails his "eccentric rich person" characters

    • @monkeyman123321
      @monkeyman123321 2 года назад +57

      It's because it's not a character.

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 2 года назад +12

      @@monkeyman123321 He's showing off.

    • @Kiroy919
      @Kiroy919 2 года назад +34

      I would bet money he's played this character in one of his TTRPG games.

    • @rkh004
      @rkh004 2 года назад +15

      He learned bartending as a supplement to his gigalo gig back in the day and Met the most eccentric of the rich.

    • @evanvdovich526
      @evanvdovich526 2 года назад +10

      "Normal" Greg is the character, once he starts getting liquored the real rich eccentric Greg comes out

  • @_soothsayer_
    @_soothsayer_ 2 года назад +135

    the amount of innuendos in this episode is absurd and im loving every second of it

  • @Finwolven
    @Finwolven 2 года назад +550

    If the tasting note lasts longer than four hours, consult your mixologist.

  • @Bezz_Jeens
    @Bezz_Jeens 2 года назад +165

    calling Galliano a "size queen" is making me howl in both pain and pleasure, good god

  • @mx_nana_banana
    @mx_nana_banana 2 года назад +1654

    If there are more cocktail’s like this, then Greg is giving the audience just the tip.

    • @Markus__B
      @Markus__B 2 года назад +61

      But for a solid 25 minutes. That´s something, eh?

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 2 года назад +35

      @@Markus__B yeah, he is moistening both us, and himself up.

    • @jefferymosdell2490
      @jefferymosdell2490 2 года назад +4

      Nice.

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 2 года назад +15

      Foreplay

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 2 года назад +1

      "There were actually some cocktails, that were too aggressively horny for this list." The shaft and the whole balls

  • @dusty3913
    @dusty3913 2 года назад +48

    13:46…the closeup of the mustache hairs, the engulfing of the phallusy vessel, the vomit slowly climbing its way up my throat, and the ensuing creamed orifice are absolutely the stuff of nightmares. I might never recover.

    • @aimeevang3145
      @aimeevang3145 2 года назад +8

      That was the money shot for me! 😂

  • @EldurThePaladin
    @EldurThePaladin 2 года назад +1025

    Its always such a hysterical treat when Tipsy Greg makes an appearance mid-show

    • @kailoligirl08
      @kailoligirl08 2 года назад +2

      100% agreed!!!

    • @midg3tninj4
      @midg3tninj4 2 года назад +2

      such a gift!

    • @Anguisette
      @Anguisette 2 года назад +14

      I'd argue he started tipsy lol

    • @anubis8680
      @anubis8680 2 года назад +6

      It must have taken two takes or days... there's a major shift.... he sobered up in there 🤣

    • @CedroLinkin
      @CedroLinkin Год назад +3

      be honest, he was there at the beginning

  • @JestaKilla
    @JestaKilla 2 года назад +23

    I have a tip for you on passion fruit, Greg- they aren't fully ripe until they are as wrinkled as a ball sack. Seriously, the uglier the better. If they're still pretty smooth, they aren't ready. The aggressive tartness of a ripe passion fruit is offset, contrasted, and enhanced by the amazing levels of sweetness you get from those developed sugars.

    • @JohnDoe-hn8jw
      @JohnDoe-hn8jw Год назад +1

      I agree. If it looks like the fruit is cratered and covered in mold -- it's ready to eat.

  • @HeartLockHex
    @HeartLockHex 2 года назад +625

    I've never clicked on a video so fast in my life. Not for the interesting cocktail lore, history, witty humor and hilarious quirks. That would be too easy. No, it was that *robe*!

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 2 года назад +22

      That robe? More like dis robe.
      *awkwardly undresses*

    • @Svenskadoktorn
      @Svenskadoktorn 2 года назад +5

      Pretty sure that's a smoking jacket.

    • @skadooshly
      @skadooshly 2 года назад +1

      I need one 😂

    • @moarlok0172
      @moarlok0172 2 года назад +1

      I thought it was because 10:47

    • @ryancollyard3851
      @ryancollyard3851 2 года назад

      His face and the title is what got me

  • @devingendron2287
    @devingendron2287 2 года назад +14

    "Slightly innebriated" greg has a similar energy to how i teach my classes after a long day lol. The "Being silly for my own amusement more than anything" is very much mood.

  • @jefferymosdell2490
    @jefferymosdell2490 2 года назад +365

    Greg's videos are just perfect for laying in bed while you're sick. I keep falling asleep and letting the auto-play go, but I get to wake up to Greg in a crimson smoking jacket and ascot talking all sexy to me.

    • @Michelle-1
      @Michelle-1 2 года назад +24

      It's so weird but you're totally right-- I have fallen asleep with HTD playing quite a few times

    • @donutboi467
      @donutboi467 2 года назад +39

      @@Michelle-1 i saw someone once call him the bob ross of alcohol and i think they might've been on to something

    • @DR-hc4vz
      @DR-hc4vz Год назад +5

      Just read this comment. Was stuck in bed for about 3 months recovering from foot surgery. Found this channel, binge watched it during most of recovery!

    • @smogdanoff7053
      @smogdanoff7053 Год назад +4

      Literally doing it right now

    • @SCP-4680
      @SCP-4680 Год назад +2

      Doing it today with a terrible migraine

  • @DustySquitoNM
    @DustySquitoNM 2 года назад +130

    The first [legal] drink I ever got was called a Leg Spreader. I'd never seen it on a menu at any other bar, but it was wickedly potent and was served garnished with two orange wedges with a cherry between them.

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 2 года назад +26

      I just looked it up, a fairly simple drink if you want to make one.
      1 1/4oz Midori liqueur
      1 1/4oz Malibu rum
      6oz pineapple juice
      2 dashes 7-Up
      Orange slices and cherry to garnish.
      Edit: it's a stirred cocktail btw.

    • @Hpalindromeprojects
      @Hpalindromeprojects 2 года назад +4

      I love the leg spreader, I need the recipe

    • @Pystronic1
      @Pystronic1 Год назад +4

      We also have that as a type of shot in austria. But here it is a shot of vodka, another one of lemon juice and sugar. Then you mix the sugar, lemon juice and vodka in your mouth in drink it down.

    • @alekseimonizmirov1395
      @alekseimonizmirov1395 Год назад

      Mine was, sad to say, a blow job, and I had the same experience as Greg, tbh.

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 3 месяца назад

      @@1mariomaniac Stirred with pineapple? Bit odd.

  • @nerdman8428
    @nerdman8428 2 года назад +201

    In this episode, Greg only ever starts a sentence sexily and ends it normally, or starts a sentence normally and ends it sexily.

  • @AxelRosee
    @AxelRosee 2 года назад +60

    As a tea and Bourbon connesiur, I'd LOVE to see a hot/warm drinks collection- especially as the seasons are (finally) turning

  • @Heroism4499
    @Heroism4499 2 года назад +381

    This is Greg's attempt at Mark's "Try Not To Be Age Restricted" challenge.

  • @jafrazer
    @jafrazer 2 года назад +318

    "Proving: the Irish know a thing or two in the bedroom."
    Trust me, that fact that most of these cocktails were disappointing should give you your answers. 😆

    • @LLCCB
      @LLCCB 2 года назад +14

      Brutal

    • @jafrazer
      @jafrazer 2 года назад +14

      Don't worry. It's a self inflicted burn.

    • @42gilligan
      @42gilligan Год назад +16

      @@jafrazer self inflicting burn is the Irish key to a good night 🤣

    • @sketty5069
      @sketty5069 Год назад +2

      My drunk Irish uncle taught me everything I know

    • @thehecticchannel8054
      @thehecticchannel8054 Год назад +2

      @@jafrazer pretty sure all we need to do to get one of those is step outside on a sunny day...

  • @bvre
    @bvre 2 года назад +449

    Episode idea: remake all the galliano drinks you’ve made with the vanilla galliano instead of the original one you’re using. Every time a drink calls for galliano it’s the vanilla version they mean which is very much vanilla and very little licorice

    • @otakumatt
      @otakumatt 2 года назад +60

      Agreed, sometimes with cocktails you gotta realize the booze involved may have evolved over time, in this case most modern galliano is vanilla. I have never been to any place that serves cocktails that doesn't use vanilla galliano. Greg is ruining perfectly good drinks using the original one, heck all the galliano i have seen has never even been that green colour.

    • @anthonycekic4509
      @anthonycekic4509 2 года назад +15

      @@otakumatt I hope he sees this because it will mean he has to remake those cocktails that involved galliano.

    • @ZakanaHachihaCBC
      @ZakanaHachihaCBC 2 года назад +21

      I hope so. The Slow Comfortable Screw against the Wall is one I really enjoy, and it’s sad to see him dunk on it because it’s the wrong Galiano.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 2 года назад +2

      Hope he sees this

    • @bennaeboz
      @bennaeboz 2 года назад +2

      Came to the comments to say the same thing. Hopefully he finally sees this time lol

  • @LizzBowlen
    @LizzBowlen 2 года назад +20

    "Meredith told me I have to" is a great HTD series.

  • @ruthanderson4634
    @ruthanderson4634 2 года назад +28

    i am very confused but also intrigued

  • @iesika7387
    @iesika7387 2 года назад +12

    My favorite fictional cocktail name of all time is Terry Pratchett's Slow, Comfortable Double Entendre.
    On the off chance Greg or someone in his life is a Discworld fan, I would LOVE a Discworld drinks show. There are some truly excellent names (that cocktail list from Biers! and how good is "Bearhugger" as a whiskey brand?). And there are a couple of special Vimes mocktails, including beetroot beer. But of course it would have to start (or end?) with scumble (Made from apples - well, MOSTLY apples. Don't serve it in anything metal or leave a spoon in it).

  • @nathesford9701
    @nathesford9701 2 года назад +53

    "That's all the sex I can have" should be how every set of drinks is wrapped up from now on

  • @HoodKombo
    @HoodKombo 2 года назад +118

    "Lime juice famously comes from limes. To get to the juice of the Lime, we've got to split it in half."
    I'm furiously taking notes at every slobbery drunken word, Greg.

  • @normtrooper4392
    @normtrooper4392 2 года назад +81

    starting to understand how Greg keeps his marriage going

  • @nathanclark3575
    @nathanclark3575 2 года назад +11

    between the sheets seems like a solid drink, and like it would be good to do a partial sugar rim on. besides... a little rimming when between the sheets is normally a good time.

  • @avb19d6
    @avb19d6 2 года назад +66

    Still can’t tell if I like goofy Greg doing basically skits while making drinks. Or classic chill Greg and learning so much about mixology. Love em both I guess.

  • @itsnotme777
    @itsnotme777 2 года назад +15

    Two notes. One: Greg's "So SUUUUU me!" absolutely cracked me up. Two: I love the fact that he actually says "We'll be back right after these messages" right before the RUclips commercials! It makes me feel like I'm watching a real TV-MA cocktail show on HG-TV or something.

  • @xoxonaotchan_7902
    @xoxonaotchan_7902 2 года назад +178

    You got a really good thing goin on greg and htd crew. This show has become so much more than it ever was at the start. Brightens my day every few days when this enters my feed.

  • @IRONHIDE434
    @IRONHIDE434 2 года назад +28

    I'm really digging this Vincent Price/Paul Lynde/Hedonismbot version of Greg. I'd attend his shagadelic dress-like-Bugs-Bunny-in-disguise cocktail party

    • @skyllalafey
      @skyllalafey 2 года назад +3

      Exactly! I was thinking Flamboyant Villain, but you stated it perfectly.

    • @westingband
      @westingband 2 года назад +3

      Pepe Lepew

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 2 года назад +2

      The Continental, both Renzo Cesana and Christopher Walken

  • @035Autos
    @035Autos 2 года назад +40

    Another really good show!
    Here in the UK the pornstar martini is probably the most popular cocktail, to the point that in some bars they don’t sell them because that’s all they sell. I’d make around 100-200 cocktails on a Saturday, I’d say at least 65% where a pornstar martini, here they’re also a bit foamier on the top.
    The Prosecco (traditionally champagne) is also used as a palette cleanser between eating food from the sweetness of the drink. ✌🏽

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 2 года назад +5

      I am honestly shocked, _shocked_ l tell you, that a country like the UK might have a huge hankering for tropical, sunny, fruity drinks.

  • @tuxwatch3851
    @tuxwatch3851 2 года назад +30

    I don’t know if anyone told you, but that episode was 100% better while drunk. A true spectacle of colors, your voice and emotions 😂

    • @The_Game_Professor
      @The_Game_Professor 2 года назад +2

      Try it after a nice dab.

    • @nellgwenn
      @nellgwenn 2 года назад +1

      Do you use Linux?

    • @tuxwatch3851
      @tuxwatch3851 2 года назад +4

      well, yes.

    • @nellgwenn
      @nellgwenn 2 года назад

      @@tuxwatch3851 I knew it. I thought about using the penguin, but I love Sylvester.

  • @elihaber5114
    @elihaber5114 2 года назад +139

    You should do an episode on sloe gin, since sloe season is coming up! Tasting commercially available brands, mixing drinks with it, and how to make it yourself

    • @leahgroess5361
      @leahgroess5361 2 года назад +11

      Seconded! I normally don't like gin because the coniferous flavors are just too much for me, but we found one where the flavorings are milder and more herbal, so a more berry-y flavor could counter the juniper for me. I'm definitely curious.

    • @robhacklblumstein
      @robhacklblumstein 2 года назад +3

      Part of that could be good, but sloes don't grow in the US (at least not where I live or as far as I know) and I've never seen them in stores, so making it might be off the table.

    • @claclarolo1
      @claclarolo1 2 года назад +2

      Ive got some bottles almost ready to drink and give out at xmas that I made last year. Cant wait to taste

    • @elihaber5114
      @elihaber5114 2 года назад +1

      @@robhacklblumstein they're not native but do grow wild in many parts of the US, mostly the northeast and northwest

    • @numanuma20
      @numanuma20 2 года назад +2

      @@leahgroess5361 Try a different style of gin like a old Tom gin. That is less juniper tasting

  • @arnoldsherrill2585
    @arnoldsherrill2585 Год назад +4

    Started laughing at 35 seconds into this and never stopped until the end and yes there needs to be a part 2

  • @bln8285
    @bln8285 2 года назад +97

    you know it's a good eppy when greg is trashed and we're not even halfway through

  • @MartinThomassen
    @MartinThomassen 2 года назад +11

    A tiny note on the whole Galliano deal! Loads of recipes I've encountered only says "Galliano" but the bottles they show are always the Galliano Vanilla liqueur specifially, not the standard Autentico that you've got a bottle of!

  • @Vaggumon
    @Vaggumon 2 года назад +63

    On my senior trip, we went to Orlando. Went to a fairly nice restaurant, one of the other kids at the table asked what a Virgin Sex On The Beach was, I just said an oxymoron.

    • @13darkjems
      @13darkjems Год назад +7

      I ordered that at a gay bar in Vegas once and the man looked at me like I had run over his tiny dog.

  • @evilinc333
    @evilinc333 2 года назад +9

    There is a cocktail from Belize called the Panty Ripper, and I fell like the name would fit on this list. It's not complicated, it's pineapple juice, coconut rum (though you could use coconut water and rum which is different but good)and a splash of grenadine. Sometimes its served in a hollowed-out pineapple which is tasty.

  • @daddyespressodepresso2207
    @daddyespressodepresso2207 2 года назад +27

    Never in my life did I think I could be so excited to see Horni Greg in the sexiest robe I have ever seen. And I am ***HERE*** for it

  • @DaxTheOtter
    @DaxTheOtter 2 года назад +14

    this doesnt really have anything to do with this video specifically (great vid btw), i just wanted to thank you for turning me onto making drinks. it has quickly grown into probably my favourite hobby, and if i hadnt found your channel, im not sure i had made it through the pandemic as gracefully as i did. its also been great fun watching your channel grow and evolve from making basic videos about drinks, to making drink recipes inspired by popular media, to the fast food place drink improvement series and all the other wacky antics you get up to now. especially the cult of tiki has caught my interest, also from watching your videos on the subject. making syrups, perusing different liqueurs and bitters at the liquor store actually making an informed decision about what youre buying, sharing exciting drinks with friends and family are all pleasures i wouldnt have had if your vids hadnt shown up in my recommended. so once again thank you for all that (and for being entertaining as hell). also, if im rambling its probably because im midway through an original creation of mine, a tiki drink in very much the classic sense (many ingredients, multiple rums, liqueurs, fruit juices, bitters and syrups), and ive just had a long day at work and felt a want to tell you all this. thanks, and cheers!

  • @timshulepov
    @timshulepov 2 года назад +32

    For some reason Greg's "amorous" exclamations and mannerisms made me think of French comedy movies from 60-70's a la Pierre Richard or Louis de Funes. Funny and slightly nostalgic. Never change, Greg! 😁

  • @Flippo___
    @Flippo___ 2 года назад +15

    as a person who doesn't drink I still enjoy these videos a lot, Thank you for making these!

  • @davido.2932
    @davido.2932 2 года назад +54

    This made me laugh and feel deeply uncomfortable at the same time. Well done Sir.

  • @autumnavalanche1097
    @autumnavalanche1097 2 года назад +10

    The energy in this particular video is effervescent I love it

  • @RingtailRecords
    @RingtailRecords 2 года назад +17

    A really great episode!
    Though the recipe for the slippery nipple made a lot of sense, but slightly different from what I’ve known it as! If anyone is curious, this is the recipe I learned in bar school:
    Slippery nipple-
    •Layered in shot glass
    •1/2 filled with sambucca
    •1/2 top with Bailey’s cream
    And a bonus Buttery Nipple-
    •Layered in shot glass
    •1/2 filled with Butterscotch schnapps
    •1/2 top with Bailey’s

    • @rue842
      @rue842 2 года назад

      I definitely preferred the buttery nips

    • @JemaFox
      @JemaFox Год назад

      Buttery Nipple has always tasted better to me than the Slippery. Butterscotch > Anise.

    • @BillHaworth
      @BillHaworth Год назад

      The Slippery Nipple didn't sound tasty, but I have had many Buttery Nipples. Simple to make, almost a dessert shot with how much sugar is in them and how sweet they taste. I'm surprised Greg didn't go that route.

  • @Broxigar25
    @Broxigar25 2 года назад +7

    It's a good thing you have sponsors because this one is 100% getting demonetized 😆

  • @DiabetoDan
    @DiabetoDan 2 года назад +11

    That's a hell of a title, glad I got in early before it changed. You work that algorithm Greg, let's go king 🤴

    • @doqmentz9242
      @doqmentz9242 2 года назад

      Please, tell us filthy late-arrivers of the magic that has happened beforehand!

    • @DiabetoDan
      @DiabetoDan 2 года назад +1

      @@doqmentz9242 horny 2, bit of a shocker to see in my feed

    • @doqmentz9242
      @doqmentz9242 2 года назад +1

      @@DiabetoDan What's...what's horny 1? Is there need to be scared? :D

  • @noahhobson4521
    @noahhobson4521 2 года назад +4

    I don't drink, but I always enjoy watching the show. Mostly because I always enjoy watching someone expound on a subject that they're passionate about. And it's amusing to see you suffer through some of the horrible cocktails that get inflicted upon you.

  • @JamesPotts
    @JamesPotts 2 года назад +5

    In at least parts of the Midwest, a Slippery Nipple is Bailey's and butterscotch schnapps (aka a Butterfinger).

    • @JemaFox
      @JemaFox Год назад +1

      I've always called those a Buttery Nipple, but then again I'm from the South and maybe that's just what it's called there.

  • @alessandrok.9684
    @alessandrok.9684 2 года назад +12

    It's always fun when Greg gets absolutely hammered😂😂

  • @synitare3171
    @synitare3171 2 года назад +8

    Gotta admire the optimism in this one with that pre-cut sponsor line!

  • @adamliebreich-johnsen6104
    @adamliebreich-johnsen6104 2 года назад +11

    I love these episodes, but I’d also love to see a return to classic HTD, i.e. a classic cocktail, the history, and how to make it.

  • @abaddonarts1129
    @abaddonarts1129 2 года назад +11

    I'm very confused by the title, and especially by the Chapter names... but also intrigued. I like your funny words magic man.

  • @TheAwesomeSauceme
    @TheAwesomeSauceme 2 года назад +1

    The recipe I heard for it, in college, called for it to be served in a long glass, like a long island iced tea, thus making it a "long slow comfortable screw against the wall". Don't think it makes a difference to the drink, but it is worth an extra chuckle

  • @shiningarmor2838
    @shiningarmor2838 2 года назад +192

    Imagine how much more uncomfortable this episode would be if Greg could actually pull this act off

  • @Urotsukidoji1
    @Urotsukidoji1 2 года назад +3

    I think people are talking about the vanilla version of Galliano, when they mention the vanilla taste. There are many types/versions of Galliano. As A side note, we can not get the regular one in Ontario Canada, only the vanilla one.

  • @yudithcaron8053
    @yudithcaron8053 2 года назад +7

    I was wondering why this episode wasn't done for Valentine's Day, and then I heard about the "too sexy for this video" cocktails. I guess we will have an extra sexy Valentine Day's episode next year!

  • @gashacybin
    @gashacybin 2 года назад +12

    the sequel none of us deserved, but all of us wanted

  • @Dorelaxen
    @Dorelaxen 2 года назад +3

    I'm just going to assume that Greg owned that swank robe prior to filming this and didn't buy it just for the video.

  • @mpeterson9715
    @mpeterson9715 2 года назад +5

    Every joke was too over the top. Loved every second. 10/10.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 2 года назад +1

    I swear, the close-up shots of the drinks being mixed and ingredients being added is the _real_ sexy factor.
    If I were to specify, and in a particularly forthright (and non-jokey) manner, I'd say that I grew up on The Discovery Channel and The History Channel before both went downhill with garbage reality TV shows and shit like "Ancient Aliens", so previous and much better shows like "How it's Made" have always spoken to me, featuring a lot of great close-up shots of things being made and prepared. Good stuff and very relaxing/satisfying to watch.

  • @Flyntloch
    @Flyntloch 2 года назад +9

    Not in this episode, but I would love to see you also take a look at (If you do this again) the Lovage drink. In the album "Music to Make Love to your old lady by" - it consists of two recipes on the track "Lovage (Love That Lovage, Baby)" using the following lyrics.
    "Traditionally drunk two parts lovage to one part brandy
    As a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit
    We recommend two parts Hennessy to one part lovage"

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 2 года назад

      Oh, my sister got me into a few songs off that track. That’d be cool if he did those!

  • @luk4aaaa
    @luk4aaaa 2 года назад +5

    I really like Passoã as well, especially how nice it tastes with anything orange and lime.

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 2 года назад +6

    I love that two drinks in Greg is starting to feel it and he’s lost all his inhibitions.

  • @JeweledRoseStudios
    @JeweledRoseStudios 2 года назад +6

    I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m used to names like these being used for Sushi! Screaming O’s are, coincidentally, only one per meal due to the large amount of good tuna xD

  • @JC-wv7om
    @JC-wv7om 2 года назад +12

    There's a couple generations of Canadians who get excited by the thought of an ahrnge & licorice combo thanks to Tiger Tiger ice cream.

  • @MorbidandSarcastic
    @MorbidandSarcastic 2 года назад +7

    Please do an episode on coconut cocktails! They’re my favorite but they always seem to be made too strong, too sweet, too artificial.

  • @stirrcrazy2704
    @stirrcrazy2704 2 года назад +8

    “A Bottom Drink” killed me lmao

  • @TyinAlaska
    @TyinAlaska 2 года назад +1

    I have (I think) a great idea for you, Greg. I recently read a Robb Report article on the classic, yet polarizing cocktail named "Blood and Sand." It convinced me that I'll try it the next time I'm at a nice bar.
    The article outlines the original drink, and the authors version adjusted for modern ingredients, but I would love to see you create a version that you like even more. I'm looking forward to you attempting to cover this drink. Thanks for your valuable time and kind consideration.

  • @adrianruiz3114
    @adrianruiz3114 2 года назад +10

    Dont worry greg the joke you made 5:32 into the video made me laugh so dont worry your doing great and keep it up

    • @SouthTonik
      @SouthTonik 2 года назад

      Seconded!

    • @ADBBuild
      @ADBBuild 2 года назад

      And not that far from the truth...

  • @jeremydugan4658
    @jeremydugan4658 2 года назад +3

    Love the contrast in the cocktail ingredients. Vodka; Gary’s good vodka, Cognac; Ferrand. Two very different price levels. Also Giffard makes a really good Passion Fruit liqueur.

  • @Brian_Tylor
    @Brian_Tylor 2 года назад +19

    Week 10
    I would love to see a Cuba Libre matrix
    Different cokes like bottled, canned, glass, or fountain and different rums
    Please sir

  • @Nixx0912
    @Nixx0912 2 года назад +5

    Gary's good vodka sounds like Gary trying to sell you his moonshine.

  • @chysayeh4043
    @chysayeh4043 2 года назад +7

    if you like passoa i highly recommend you trying chinola. it’s a dominican passionfruit liqueur that really tastes like pure passionfruit

    • @Onlythesassiest
      @Onlythesassiest 2 года назад +2

      It’s not on curiada and I believe he tries to stay close to just what curiada carries so plenty of people can try it at home

    • @chysayeh4043
      @chysayeh4043 2 года назад

      @@Onlythesassiest i wasn’t talking to him directly it was like the royal you lol but you’re probably right

    • @Onlythesassiest
      @Onlythesassiest 2 года назад

      @@chysayeh4043 oh I got it- thanks for explaining

  • @statc0313
    @statc0313 2 года назад

    This guys charm is half the reason why I watch his videos absolute chefs kiss

  • @SwitchelSweets
    @SwitchelSweets 2 года назад +5

    MikeMGTV is gonna lose his goddamn mind 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LondonD15P3R510N
    @LondonD15P3R510N Год назад

    Greg always drinks just the right amount to keep the show together while on tilt in the best possible way.

  • @jacksoncorvus
    @jacksoncorvus 2 года назад +6

    On this episode of HTD, Greg tries to get the video demonetized as fast as possible!

  • @Jtw0912
    @Jtw0912 2 года назад +1

    "brunched drink." I love it. What I'd love even more now is a while episode of "brunchifying" drinks ala spinning two wheels, one with random drinks, and one with presecco, orange juice, and maybe fruit?

  • @eosborne6495
    @eosborne6495 2 года назад +9

    This seems like a wasted opportunity to make a Naked and Famous which is both a) awkwardly horny to order, and b) unironically my favorite drink.

  • @skrewuguys
    @skrewuguys 2 года назад +2

    That size queen joke had me dying.

  • @angelasims7377
    @angelasims7377 2 года назад +6

    This episode was even more hilarious than the usual, and that's HARD to do! 😉🤣

  • @Urspo
    @Urspo 2 года назад +1

    you remain one of the most entertaining and educational fellows on RUclips.

  • @danielgalil5020
    @danielgalil5020 2 года назад +67

    "Who wouldn't love a screaming orgasm". HTD get's my aspiring comic book writer stamp of approval.

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +7

      that's neither dark nor satire

    • @freaquin
      @freaquin 2 года назад +1

      keep aspiring and you might actually work out what all those words mean

  • @dimitarapostolov9788
    @dimitarapostolov9788 2 года назад +2

    This show is like my Saturday morning cartoon for grownups - I look forward to it every single time! 100% pure entertainment 😄

  • @modergav
    @modergav 2 года назад +4

    Greg is a treasure.
    Love this dude.

  • @stevemessengerart
    @stevemessengerart 2 года назад +1

    of all the things to take away from this, I just wish you had a rim light coming from stage right. like either a hot pink or cool blue led panel blasting from the side (or one from either side), it'll bring the whole set to life. i will likely never drink any of the things on this channel but I enjoy the content and the commentary and appreciate the tasting note shenanigans.

  • @philip5513
    @philip5513 2 года назад +4

    So damn happy to see you make a bunch of cocktails! I've missed this greatly and the production quality has never been better great job Greg!

  • @milwaukeerican5
    @milwaukeerican5 2 года назад +2

    The most out of pocket episode of this channel I can remember...And I loved every second of it

  • @lukabearry1826
    @lukabearry1826 2 года назад +7

    I went to a local sushi shop one time, and they no joke had a roll called the Screaming Orgasm, it's now become a running inside joke with me and my friend who went with me

    • @nicholasstone3705
      @nicholasstone3705 2 года назад

      Lol, nice! What is the roll made up of? I'm genuinely curious, as a fellow sushi lover!

    • @lukabearry1826
      @lukabearry1826 2 года назад

      @@nicholasstone3705 Salmon, asparagus, cream cheese, krab, avocado, spicy mayo and eel sauce, no rice

    • @AmethystEnd
      @AmethystEnd 2 года назад +2

      @@lukabearry1826 Asparagus and sex, huh? Well, I won't kink shame.

  • @coreysmith1638
    @coreysmith1638 2 года назад +1

    The immediate change from the slow sensual talking to coming out of the intro into "more or less drinks about Fuckin" made me spit out my coffee...

  • @kenny7023
    @kenny7023 2 года назад +4

    First time in a while Greg isn’t in pain the whole episode

  • @thetrevorsscott
    @thetrevorsscott 2 года назад

    I really love Greg’s “The Continental” wardrobe. A+ work.

  • @greatghan
    @greatghan 2 года назад +12

    Greg, you should really release these videos on Fridays so people can enjoy the drinks on the weekend

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 2 года назад +2

    That first drink I would enjoy, that second drink I would also enjoy, that third drink I would enjoy as well, that fourth drink I would enjoy as well, the fifth drink I would like, and finally that sixth drink also sounds great.

  • @zackherbert2987
    @zackherbert2987 2 года назад +6

    you should have Meredith make drinks one episode while you co host and tell her what she's doing right or wrong haha

  • @mistersplice
    @mistersplice Год назад

    The "unpleasant" part was surprisingly pleasing. Thank you