Introducing the innovative new Micro Encabulator™
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
- PATH announces the release of a new game-changing global health technology featuring hydrocoptic miniaturization and advanced panametric fam alignment. The innovative new Micro Encabulator™ design reduces both cost and size of the existing core encabulator technology, uses just three miniaturized hydrocoptic marzlevanes instead of the usual six, and connects them via a Jefferies Tube to a quaziluvial waneshaft that was 3D-printed in our shop. Learn more about this and other PATH innovations at: bit.ly/1UG8wTi
Side-fumbling has so often been a problem for 50+ years now! I'm very glad to see they took a new approach with the Micro.
I agree. I'm glad the side-fumbling issue has not been relegated to the semi-okularineobdynum of an alternative.
I thought GM fixed the Side-fumbling in the 1970's, were they lying...?
@@piccalillipit9211 They did but the fututalium industry bought the rights and buried it.
The b'stards @@fallenstard
I always thought side-fumbling was necessary for the polarity swapping of the magma operators. You learn something everyday.
Sequels are -never- rarely better than the original, but they're still fun to watch.
Terminator 2
There are more than 2 videos describing the workings of the Turbo Encabulator, this Micro Encabulator will break because it doesn't have a logarithmic casing, side fumbling might still happen without it, everyone knows it.
WW2
Shrek 2 and tesb
In light of the evidence presented in the above replies, I have edited my comment to reflect the fact that sequels are sometimes (albeit rarely) better than the original. At the time of change, there were 30 up-votes. Thank you.
Not cool PATH, you never give away the game...
Look, just because THEY couldn't build one... that only means full sized Turbo Encabulator is not obsoloidal... yet.
@Fred Lee *Truncabulated.
Yeah, I was disappointed by that at the end too
@Fred Lee Well... clean out your tremi-pipes next time! LOL!!!!
All connected by a Jefferies Tube!!!! This is so advanced! Star Trek type technology is already here!
Why did you have to go and ruin it at the end?
Yes, those pesky lifesaving devices...
Prob due to law, at the time the joke went on, people could joke with these things, today this is considered fake news, and is a violation of innumerous terms of services xD
Thank you for this!
I've dealt with side fumbling in my stator related to allosteric viscosity for decades!
I remember many years ago watching a demonstration of a prototype biaxial interspatial specific version of the turbo encabulator. It never went into production due to issues with the carbon laminated nickel cadmium horizontally interfaced gurgle spunion. They kept delaminating when the colloidial obsolesence valves oveheated causing exponential thermodynamic global defference within the main power unit, shame really, it could have been a game changer.
No doubt due to "SIDE FUMBLING"!☢️
EXPONENTIAL thermodynamic global deferrence?! and people are STILL blaming cow farts for global warming? THOSE IMPUDENT CRETINOUS QUASI-PLAEDIAN MENTALISTS ARE GOING TO HALVE THE HEAT-DEATH AGE OF THE UNIVERSE AT THIS RATE! this is why i NEVER work with cadmium outside of my faraday hypercube!
I would watch if made a video on this 🤣
Never should have abandoned the prefabulated ammulite base, but I understand cost were prohibitive.
@@markstatham6158 No I believe the biaxial interspatial version that op refers to used post-fabricated hexagonal digimal amulite which was a transversal superconducting supermaterial that in "theory" solved corobative emission loss. However, as stated, they kept delamintating as the collodial obsolence valves would overheat.
Lol Jeffrey's Tube! Nice Star Trek reference! 👌 👍 👏
doesnt have the same charm as the original
You mean... "any"?
@@grumblycurmudgeon doesn't have the any charm as the original
The original joke was it sounded real but it wasn't, this one makes it so obviously fake that its insulting
The original joke was written by the spokesperson delivering it. He said that the scripts engineering companies gave him to read during those goofball 70's "infotainment" pieces ALL sounded like this to him, and he wanted to put out a private dig, which then got functionally "leaked"
@@grumblycurmudgeon Ref please. Because (at least according to WP) the text goes back to the 40s, and it was not by Bud Haggert. He just shortened it.
@@grumblycurmudgeon The original was written in 1944. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
Would say that the problem is just that this presenter sucks.
@@grumblycurmudgeon Man, you are so right. Cringeworthy. These guys are terrible. 😂
I will need two of these as soon as they are not available.
I love how they just stuck random dials and knobs on the box
I get they're trying to reduce costs, but I gotta say, I'm really uneasy at the idea of replacing the cardinal grammeters with low cost multiplexing quiads. I mean, they're low-cost for a reason. Those cardinal grammeters on the old retro encabulators built in the 80's are still famulating to this day! That's right, even after 30 years of regular decranisization, those cardinal grammeters don't quit. Am I supposed to get my automation control operators and specialists to switch over to cheap multiplexing quiads overnight? You think that's going to fly with our customers that have come to rely on our consistent modial rederactions for decades? I'm sorry, but you won't catch me jumping on this fad. It's just too risky for my taste.
A MICRO encabulator awesome! My company has been using full size turbo encabulators since the 1970s and they do the job, but they have significant limitations due to their footprint. The grammeters alone occupy the space of an entire retroreactive induction stamp cabinet, which is a real problem when manufacturing reticulated Crotchet manifolds. Hopefully some of the pitfalls of earlier systems will be addressed as well, as I can say from experience that previous claims of reduced side fumbling in the lunar wane shaft have been greatly exaggerated.
I'm really impressed that they were able to maintain the cellular cavitation viscosity ratio in such a small device. "Game changer" has become a cliche, but, for my work in reiterative field flux dynamics, this really does change everything! Now, our customers can simply mail us their encabulators rather than paying the cost for a jetliner full of support professionals every time the retrograde gasket manifolds need to be recalibrated.
I too am a scientician in Reiterated Field Flux Dynamics
Side-fumble is Not an exaggeration
We removed the thermal capacitance resonator from our Retro Turbo Encabulator and re-coded the euclidian spacil connectors to the main hub
I know, i know ...
We didn’t consider the consequences of the effect that had on the dingle-arm that is connected to the
(Say it with me)
Coaxial rondel pump's girdle
Catastrophe? You guessed it
@@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K did you fix the starship space rip you caused....
@@rearspeaker6364 Negative Its going to take longer and cost more Currently awaiting approval for expenditures Hehe
Dang side fumble
Truly the Achiles Heel of the twin-turbo super-dynamnic camshaft
My kingdom for a reverse-induction magneto sprocket-stretcher!
The introduction of a Jeffery's Tube was a key aspect when attempting to downsize the carnal gram-meter's into a miniaturized pana-metric fam.
I wonder what Scottie thinks of that now...
Yes they previously used rarified pluton conduits but they overheat too easily so have to be spaced out for fire risk.
The third generation micro-vorcel circuitry also massively cuts down on the volume of the unit without sacrificing efficiency. I heard that fourth gen is in the development phase though release dates depend on being able to substitute the aneet wafers for a more cost effective material. As of present they require woven cyite polymer.
@@fastertrackcreative With the new processes for derarifying plutons, the overheating isn't an issue anymore. But, public opinion being reactive and prejudicial, I understand why they completely phased out plutonic ritualization matrices altogether.
I'm excited for the advances in recombinant lubrication field applicators to be applied to encabulation. It's only a matter of time before the determinative variance threshold is exceeded by the new cellular viscosity regulators. Once they do that, the fourth gen product will not only be cheaper, but it will be able to subvert TRIPLE the amount of reiterative flowstate current.
Here i am tryna make up big words and join this exclusive cult of encabulator endorsers,
And this guy comes up with "Jeffery's Tube" 😂🏆
That hit so hard i was pinching tears of laughter from my eyes!
So simple, so elegant
So perfect
Jeffery's Tube 😂 all day!!
I don't know what TAYSL reports you are reading. A Jeffery's tube's lateral terasuppressance can cause destructive vaysil-somnessence in cyclical omni-variants over the draysil-walls less than 1nm in thickness. stop believing the government lies
I never seen a joke so deep that runs for decades, multiple media, multiple people and multiple companies.
Lame!!! Stay the damn course. I was stoaked until you fricking ruined it! Why admit its fake just to plug your company? Much cooler to stick with the satire all the way.
1:29 That smile on his face! You can tell this isnt that mans first experience with a run-away side-fumble! Those can get real dangerous real quick once the Parallel Harmonic Phase Balancers reach the critical Scrinaculous Temperature and begin to superimpose upon the Phase Boost Permanulator, bypassing the gyroid capacitationers and thus reversing the direction of the side-fumble enshrinkers. Love to see it, great job!
way to be super dorks and ruin a good engineering joke
My Grandfather had an original Chrysler Turbo Encabulator! This Micro is a huge step forward.
That reduction in side-fumbling is crucial! I'm sold on the new micro-encabulator!
Yeah, but they've made these kind of claims in the past with sub-optimal real-world results. I'd like to see real measurements on the side-fumbling reduction. Also hope the spurving bearings aren't cheap knock-offs like the last encabulator I installed.
Early versions of the Jefferies Tube often caused overacting among toupee-wearing starship captains. Good thing they got the bugs out of that system!
And the hams too.
All it took was more time!
@@SoloPilot6 "I've gut ta huv thurty minutz."
Love the shout-out using the Jeffries tube honoring the late Star Trek set designer Matt Jeffries.
Lost it's seriousness which is what made the original Rockwell version great and super funny. The burning unit was funny. The leading lady needed to be more geeky , and she had a hard time remembering her lines, but who wouldn't? It's a tough script. Nice try, but I give it a 2.75 out of 5
I can’t wait for the micro turbo futuro encabulator to come out. I hear it works really well with the newly designed flux capacitors for time travel. At least that’s what Doc told me when he came back from the future.
Might I add that the Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a farescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce soinasodial repleneration.
IZzWizZy depleneration*
Curtis Williams Right, you are.
IZzWizZy but what about the sintra-sinoidal lettux of the tri-pha-dereletor? How do you solve that?
That's fantastic news! I have had problems with soinasodial repleneration in the past.
if you believe that soinasodial repleneration NEEDED reducing..well the MAN has you right where they want you
Version 2 is a monumental step in the right direction, the thermo-coupled granulators produce twice the load compared to the single spatulated bearing coil. Can't wait to see how you overcome the thermo-tresonance rumblings in the next version....
I immediately discarded my old Turbo Encabulator for the new improved Micro Encabulator which is far more efficient. Amazingly the Adacodaledon no longer has side fumbling of the older model and the marvel vanes never experience hydrocoptic instability. Delamination of the sperval shaft is a thing of the past. Ureka.
He said "distractance" when he really meant to say "diractance". Sloppy.
Most lay people would not catch that mistake.
Yes but it caused a high level of distractance.
It's actually "duractance."
Somehow that's disappointing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dirac
Also said panametric fam. So do Bud's videos it seems...? The original spec says it's a "pentametric fan" ..
You know when someone says a funny joke and then explains it in a way that makes it not as funny? Good job Path.
While you folks are yak, yak, yakin', the original encabulator we installed years ago is still running strong - with nary a hiccup. That baby is bulletproof!
The problem is it's massive. Not very practical unless you have a room spare. Also the energy drain is quite substantial due to the panametric fans.
I never thought I'd live to see they day that they'd be able shrink down a whole turbo encabulator but here we are. I remember the old Rockwell unit was almost as big as a whole room! What a time to be alive! I do have to ask though, Is the Amulite casing Pre-famulated or is that a trade secret?
The rumors floating around Purdue indicate that the Amulite casing in these models uses an entirely different process. The speculation is that either a) they've replaced the wiggling grommet molds with some kind of inverse flux matrices OR b) they're able to POST-famulate the Amulite by reducing the cellular cavitation viscosity variance ratio to under 1:67(!!!) using a new recombinant lubricant layered alloy.
There are a few other ideas floating around, but these two seem to be the only realistic way to contain the tempered flowstate reactions without negatively shifting the mesospheric interactions into a state of reversed current pulse lethargy.
@@MrMagnanimanI get it
@@knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85 Good. Just be sure to wash it off thoroughly if you get any on your skin.
@@MrMagnaniman amulite?
@@knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85 micro-vacuum cured, the raw material was found by the astronaut Pink Floyd, on the dark side of the moon.
LOVE that the handle/wheel he turned wasn't connected to anything...🤣🤣🤣
We were able to implement triple redundant excabulators in the U.S. Lab computer in the International Space Station. Since the computer is comprised of a large number of smaller computers, designated MDM's, on multiple busses spanning out from the triple redundant command and control MDM's, several of the MDM's in the busses could be replaced with the small exxcabulator units with surprising results. The Canadians used several excalabators during their testing of their MDM which implemented the ISS cargo arm when testing their MDM's ability to detect and report to Caution and Warning on the loss of a communication buss.
thank GOD yall solved the side fumbling issues
Do these come in 19" rackmount with hot swap waneshaft interfaces? Asking for a friend who owns a high availability data centre that encabulates medical data using encabulation software in a virtualized environment. Using dedicated encabulators would be faster and have less overdraft.
I went to middle school with a kid named Wayne Shaft. lol
IF you use even a 7.6386" hot swap waneshafts.... ANY sculvoid magneto output under 13.121 quarvoids is immediately detractable under the hypobolic inverse stealth springs.
This could cause some link side-fumbling to one of the reactive logarithmic detractulation of the squirm meter! That could knock the dingle arm to excite the noids.... And produce under-bremulation of the fifth and seventh bi-dorsal marzal vanes.
PacbeltRR They only have three marsel vanes though, I just don’t see it working.
Wow! I never though she'd be able to explain all that in such concise and technically correct language. Marry me!
Very well done- when she said "allosteric" I lost it- for no better reason that I knew what that word was out of all the other jargon and was like wait cars dont rely on biology XD. I love this is getting a second life from the original so many years ago.
The Jeffries tubes are mentioned in the Star fleet technical manual.
I believe in you turbo encabulator,even if no one else does. You complete me.
A Jeffries Tube? Scotty will be upset.
This video deserves wide distribution. I've never heard a better and more understandable description of a working Encabulator. We're talking Genius level tech explained for the average Man. Obviously, Women won't understand.
As far as parodies go: Not great... not. great.
I think the worst of it was the fact that they felt they needed to explicitly point out that it's not real. The whole point of this kind of joke is to stand behind the absurdity with great conviction. I also think this version of the Encabulator bit was a bit clumsy, but it had its moments.
If only. The worst part is the goofy delivery. The whole point of encabulator sketches is to make someone think it's real, which requires deadpan delivery. You need to act more like Ben Stein to make this work, but this guy's closer to Kenan Thompson. Can you imagine walking into Boeing and having the non-braids Goodburger guy talk about flanges and retro-compressed dipthoclamps?
They lost me at only 3 marsel vanes. Can you imagine the stresses on the dingle arm?
I'm laughing because i know what a "Jeffries Tube" really is, and that isn't it.
;-)
aye laddie.. ;)
Here are three photos of Jeffries Tubes.
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Trying to think of a clever Star Trek thing to say, but I can’t...
Now you know where star trek "science" actually came from...
"side fumbling" is what you do watching redtube.
This is awesome, when can I purchase one? I’m having trouble sourcing enough amulite for the full sized model.
Try Costco for the amulite.
Thank you for solving my micro encabulator issues.
Good explanation Scotty, keep on with the repairs! We need ship power as soon as possible otherwise we will be toast.
Tech Tip: Make sure to add on an astrospherical annihilator pack to ensure complete obliteration of any remaining obloid terrans during operation. I prefer the one made by Pizzoschitz Labs for ease of installation...
The burning Micro Encabulator was a really nice touch 😂
i never saw the first one, so I suppose I appreciated this one more than most - well done
This is excellent. Good to see the Turbo Encabulator get a new script with some new technobabble instead of just recycling the original one.
I installed a MIcro-Turbo Comptronic Encapsulation Processor inside my Advanced Metronomics Device 3.4 GHz Phenomicotron Machine once; performance improved greatly and the Cronal Optronic Metrics Emulation rates were really high! It was, sadly, a prototype; sometime later several of the advanced Stephen Heisenberg Inter-Temporal Switches failed, causing a performance loss to about 1.8GHz; Artronic Data just couldn't be shunted through the Fifth Integer Dimensional Omni-Buffers at a decent rate... What a pity.
David Boucher, Brilliant work, sir! However; I believe you could install a dilithium-powered Copenhagen Schrodenizer circuit just ahead of the Fifth Integer Dimensional Omni-Buffer, changing the outcome of the Artronic Data as it is being shunted. The risk, of course, is that it could be bucked across the Eighth Dimension.
Some side fumbling will probably get you back on track in no time!
I tried that too! Didn't end well though. Lost my house.
I know what the problem was: you forgot to add the updated flux capacitors!
Well now this certainly brings new information to the discussion and across multidisciplinary incepterations. And while I am differentiating which position would bring peak bafflement, I think most would agree that this requires further study.
Nice to see that these are being made in the U.S.A. again.
Love the "Jeffries Tube" nod/wink to Star Trek.
if im not mistaken, they took out the dinglearm in this model
"The Jeffries Tube"? I'm sorry, wait a minute. Is this Star Trek?
Been trying to tackle this side fumbling anomaly on these two spurving bearings in-line w/the parametric fan set-ups for decades.
This sounds like when I do a research paper but I just copy down some text and change a few words here and there
I need less side fumbling. I found that incorporating an oscillating overthruster prior to connecting the Jeffries tube reduces thermal capacitance to tolerable levels.
Make sure to calibrate your marselveins or you might as well toss he whole unit in the trash.
If you have to explain the joke, you're doing it wrong.
How do you handle the reduced modial input due to the miniaturization?
It's all computerised now, they can automatically fine control outputs to 99.999997% accuracy these days.
I use a quadrapolar array of these to keep snakes out of my back yard. It works, but just barely.
Great work!
Obviously the GNDN conduits located in the Jeffries tubes are trans-modally connected to the interferon resistance. It's just basic science.
I just can't see how it is possible to do away with grameters entirely and expect to solve the side fumbling issue with only three hydrocoptic marzelvanes. And furthermore, if you don't prefamulate the amulyte on your base plate, you'll end up with secril-sodine erosion after only a few dozen cycles.
Frankly, think Rockwell's retro encabulator is still the best buy, in terms of automation products. It's just that the competitors haven't come up with formidable technology to challenge Rockwell, so they are making minor adjustments every couple of years and re-releasing for a profit.
You don't happen to own a VX Module by any chance?
My Volkswagen does just fine with only one hydrocoptic marzelvane. And the chicks love it!
the tune is Forever Young.
Fitting
Awesome! I want one.
I suffer from a particularly severe case of magneto reluctance myself.
I'm heartbroken. I can't believe the amulite isn't prefamulated! What are you thinking!
Jeffries tube? Start trek reference for the win!
I lost it when it went on fire lmfao
Idk why but the water he poured on the fire made me so thirsty
Star Trek fans will of course be familiar with Jeffreys Tubes. Everything else will require retraining and counterpunctual certifaction of all employees before production can be amortized to previous levels (unless someone can grease a few palms before OSHA gets Bidenized).
I just want to know how they got a Jefferies tube into that little box. I'm not climbing in there!
You might reduce the problem of Overheating, if you would consider Bituminous Poly-substrate coating of Low viscosity polymers. Further if you can find a way to nest the Marselvane in between the tram meters and Allow for the natural heat created by the friction - and simply use an Old Fashioned Cooling fan' to disperse the heat.
Please Consider.
Thank you for spelling "marselvane" correctly. So many of the comments get this wrong.
🤣😅@@johnanddiann100
Wait.. wtf just happened at the end? Someone needs to be booted
This dude is doing perfect mark Zuckerberg impression. Bravo
Some people don’t realize through emulation you make a crude caricature instead.
0:36 Diractance, man! It's known as Diractance because it was invented by Dirac.
I love you best invention ever
I always perfered the prefabulated amulite cases
The micro encabulator needs more cow bells.
Connected by a Jefferies Tube!
It's mind boggling how much space is used just for plumbus de-worming equipment, yet they can cram so much tech into encabulators and in such a tiny footprint! I could have one in every room of my house, if it weren't for overlapping time slippage concerns.....not to mention phase shift gravitating pulses that really need to be spread out at least by a 1/4 standing wave formations, which dictates the inverse square concentration of encabulators in a generalized area. And we all know the consequences if they are any closer.
Where can I buy one of these?
Ooh! A jeffries tube!
Don’t understand why they made the switch from a lunar waneshaft to a quasiluvial one. Side fumbling was more effectively prevented by the lunar waneshaft. Allosteric viscosity should constantly fluctuate in order to prevent metapolar shim issues.
If you did your dio-metric integer homework back in high school, you would have known that intursion bulbs make all the difference.
jeffries tube?! dont think i dont know where you got that
the comments under this video are gold.
Jeffries Tube 😂😂😂😂. I guess they have dual purposes on the uss enterprise and the encabulator.
*TECHNICAL SERVICE BULLETIN No. 453-A1*
Due to interflangial resonance between the modal springs and the sinusoidal mounting brackets it is recommended to replace the gearage races annually, using a maximum torque of 5 liter-pounds per second.
make sure they are vacuum sealed, as unsealed ones have failed after a
dodge eclipse.
Turbo encabulator hasn't been around since the 40s. 0:20 "The turbo-encabulator in industry", Students' Quarterly Journal, Vol. 15, Iss. 58, p. 22 (December 1944)"
One week later.....the chinese came out with the mini micro turbo encabulator...
Is the amulite plate prefamulated?
No, it's forged in the atomic furnaces orbiting Mars, then mass-launched to Earth.
It will NEVER rust.
Well, maybe _your_ encabulator isn't real, but I assure you that mine is. It's been built in the US in the 70's and it's still going strong. Yours is vaporware.
Jeffrey's tube...I understood that Star Trek reference.
Kudos for them doing that with a straight face
I encabulated my spaghetti with blue cheese, awesome !
is that forever young in the background?
Possibly. forever young is a 4 chord song, so it very well could've been a cheap stock song they bought or made not realizing it was almost the same melody as forever young, or it could be a joke that they used generic corporation instructional video music version of forever young.