Gods of Egypt Pitch Meeting
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2024
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Before the writers of Madame Web and Morbius graced the world with those cinematic experiences, they delivered Gods of Egypt, a movie that exists and was made and exists.
Gods of Egypt definitely raises some questions. Like why is the God of Egypt Scottish? Why didn’t the other gods help Horus when they were all together, instead of being picked off individually later? What was the point of the entire second act?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Gods of Egypt!
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The gag at the "the power was inside him all along" was perfect. XD
The gag, huh?
yes hahaha
I nearly spit out my beer!
I read this before watching and still burst out laughing when it happened 😆
The gag gag @@user-rb3yx1bf6g
"A bunch of big Egyptian Gods...with their thick Scottish accents."
Almost passed out laughing at that. 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant
Always found it hilarious that the same "Save Ariel!!!" Crowd didn't have the same energy towards this wonderful piece of cinema.
My mind immediately went to Sean Connery in The Highlander. It's been a thing in H-wood for decades.
10 seconds in and I have to pause the damn video to laugh my ass off before continuing. 🤣
this comment is so cringe it gave me brain pain. lmao fam no cap dab dab dab 100 emoji. etc. etc.
That “Actually, yup”
“Kinda thought you were gonna say something else there” was perfect
It feels wrong though.
@@brll5733 What, do you expect everything to be super easy?
@@artor9175you would figure it would be hardly an inconvenience.
Sure, okay, yeah. Sure, okay.
*Barely an inconvenience
GET IT RIGHT, DUDE!! @@kobienotcoby2862
👿👿
Producer Guy literally gagging after "maybe the power was inside him all along" was one of the funniest bits in this channel's history.
My favorite line has always been the one from Hawkeye "because that's a bad man and he's a good boy", but I believe there is a new champion.
fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭
It's funny that the writers of "Gods of Egypt" eventually got hired by Sony to write scripts for "Morbius" and "Madame Web". Everything for success
It's morbin' web time!
@@LuisSierra42 "It's Egyptin' time" and Seth egypted all over these people
only in Hollywood do people fail up.
"Gods of Egypt" wasn't as bad as the other two.
Those two clowns have written a tour de force of the worst films of the past decade. Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt, Power Rangers, Morbius, and Madame Web. Talk about consistently failing upwards.
Man these Gods of Egypt writers are so good they even got to write Morbius and Madame Web.. That producer guy really knows his stuff
Wait, are they really the same writers?
Hollywood should definitely keep hiring these guys, they obviously know what they are doing
Know what? This explains a lot...
@@hideouspenguinboy I honestly thought he was joking. But he isn't. And it makes so much more sense now.
@@hideouspenguinboyYup, they also did the Power Rangers movie
"Snake Bachelor" I fucking died 🤣
Best joke for me :D
Sounds like a new show for ABC. 😂
So did the Snake Bachelor
Me too. His brain is a delight.
Ok
The writers of this movie have also written Morbius, Madame Web, Last Witch Hunter and Dracula Untold, so, you know, ' interesting' is the most polite adjective I can think of for that track record
Dracula Untold is underrated.
Bros not even lying...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Sazama_and_Burk_Sharpless
Why do they keep making the movies these guys write?
@@rageagaintstheNWOThey either got lucky, or someone fixed it in the editing room.
@@rageagaintstheNWO It's definitely watchable compared to the other movies listed. But I wouldn't be putting in any "much watch" lists.
The Gag face of producer-guy when he hears about the 'it was inside him all along"... priceless!
My favorite joke in this pitch meeting!
I literally did the same exact thing at that part!
😂😂😂😂 it's in fact a callback joke... He did the same in another Pitch meeting...
I think it was *Lightyear*
Line was something like _they didn't need to go home because our home was all the friends we made along the way_
Great callback to that joke from the ”Lightyear” Pitch Meeting!
Best part of this one 🤣
I love watching a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t seen.
I love eating birds I've never seen.
Wow wow wow wow. Wow
I love watching a pitch meeting for a movie I haven't even knew existed
Ikr
I tried watching this movie years ago but it was so bad I couldn’t get through the first act it felt like a straight to dvd movie but with A list actors
"Okay so they've killed the snake bachelor" killed me, rofl. But please don't put my body parts in your filing cabinet, Producer Guy.
Ok...
this movie is near to my heart. one of my best friends and I needed to waste time while we waited for an appointment, so we went to a theater and arbitrarily picked Gods of Egypt. IT was noon in the middle of the week, the entire theater was empty, and we essentially got a private showing and didn't bother trying to be quiet, we roasted the hell out of it. It is the best time I ever had at a theater. We even had a running joke that the human guy was secretly the son of the god of luck because of everything that just magically works out for him even when it absolutely should not and he should have died several times throughout the movie directly because of his own decisions.
Effectively private viewings are the best 🤘
Oh, private viewings are tight!
He’s basically Pharaoh Atem (from Yugioh) with luck as his super power.
Same thing here with Terminator Genesis. My buddy and I laughed our asses off!
I had an experience like that with my dad when I was a kid. I was a huge Godzilla fan so he took me to go see the '98 Godzilla movie. The theater was empty and we sat there the whole time making fun of the movie. It was a terrible movie, but at least the cartoon it spawned was good.
“Actually, yep-!”
The emotional and mental *whiplash* that gave me
PLOT TWIST!
Now I understand how cats feel when you glue the cup to the counter and they can't push it down.
@@buskergirl how does one even come up with such devious cruelty, this should be illegal.
@@kamchatmonk Yeah I didn't know it existed but RUclips decided to show me some vids. I'm not a cat person but that was just cruel.
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At 4:03 the way the line “power inside him all along” is delivered is absolutely perfect.
It's actually the gag, throw up that is very funny about that one. Because that sort of thing (power inside him all along) is very much vomit inducing.
The gag immediately after that being caused by Producer Guy's lactose intolerance is just peak running gag
All he had to do was tap his ruby slippers together.
@@RushWheelerI wasn’t familiar with this running gag. Mind helping a brother out in the Ryanverse?
Well Ryan is an elite level actor, so delivering it was Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
It's always a good sign for a movie when the first time I hear of it is in a Pitch Meeting several years later.
That "Actually...yep!" was a great twist on a classic catchphrase!
The horus joke was gold, then the super easy fake out... absolute gold
2:47 Writer Guy's printer running out of ink seems like a perfect opportunity to explain plot holes in the future.
The ink gets so low that he can't even read what he typed so he is just going off of memory.
@@nick0875would explain the creators of Alien franchise and star wars ruining their own creation
And refillig it would be super hard, a major inconvinience
So now we know why so many shows and movies have the good guys in peril and then it cuts to them being safe at home, fight over, they win, no questions asked. It was just part of the script didn’t get printed out.
@@nick0875yeah there's a literal hole in the written plot
The fact that people actually go through these whole movie creation processes and never once question whether they should even though they can.
I hear Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park in the back of my head...
The fact that people keep hiring them when their track record is worse than Jim Cramer picking stocks to buy and sell.
I don't know how you still make each of these so good after 200 (?) episodes but they literally never get old - please NEVER. STOP.
EVER.
thanks :)
“Killed the snake bachelor” is my favorite line
Kinda liked the whorus line 😂😂
"The Snachelor"
Same with me. For I also knew a snake bachelor and am glad he was not the one chosen to act in this film.
That snake was killed for the crime of being single
I'm the 200th like of this comment
"Several ladies of the night running the country?"
"The HO-RUSS!!!!" 😂😂😂
Ralph Cifaretto: "They was a BUNCHA HO-RUSS!!!"
as the man said, we don't love them horuss's
I lost it when he said that 😂
These Ho-Rus ain’t loyal
@@JeeVeeHaychDid you find it?
Switching out the “Super easy barely an inconvenience line” is TIGHT.
The activation of the gag reflex was on point and hilarious 😂
Turning Egyptian Gods into Transformers is tight!
White transformers😂
@@rb9882 So basically Tracks from the original cartoon.
More like power rangers or iron man
Writer guy- "Now Beck and Horus have to stop him or the whole flat Earth will be destroyed."
Producer guy- "Oh, the Earth is flat?"
Writer guy- "You got to inject a little bit of realism into fantasy piece."
Prdoucer guy- "What?"
Well, I died.
whats fun is that the flat disc in space is actualy a mockery of the so called flatearthers. the whole point of that thing is that outer space is a scam.
the more you know
😂😂😂I almost choked
one perfect pitch !...😂
Comedy Gold 😂😂
Luckily Ra brought you back at the end
Bro I've literally been looking for this Pitch Meeting for months now, for some reason i kept forgetting it didn't exist and my brain insisted it's one of the funniest ones ever. Now my reality has been realigned. Thank you.
"Stupid snake" is now my favourite joke😂
Hey he was a snake bachelor don’t badmouth him like that
@pufferfancyfish oh my bad.........
Should have fallen in love though, silly snake
@@captobvious551 understandable even some of the greatest alpha bachelor snakes have moments of clouded judgement rip giga snake
I have to admit, he was an inspiration to all the bachelor snakes out there. He will not be missed
"Okay so they've killed the snake bachelor and now what do they do?"
My new favorite line from Pitch Meetings. It's going to take Ryan some doing to top that one.
bachelor snakes a tight!
the moment i heard it, i knew that this is my new favourite sentence. xD
Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
That one made me laugh out loud
Poor snake bachelor. Trying to live his best life only to get killed by some godly hussy probably could have just put him to sleep for a while instead. Goodnight, ssssssweet prince.
I worked on this films production. It was a great experience. Certainly a very interesting experience. They paid my wages on time and the catering wasn't too bad.
That's actually the most positive thing I've heard about working on a Hollywood production.
'They paid me and fed me when we had to work through meals' is, like, the bare minimum of most jobs...
@@dawnfire82 it was shot in Sydney. There are some workplace/employment regulations they couldn't avoid.
@@chalk-one American oligarch #1: We told workers to bow down to us or become wage slaves.
American oligarch #2: What did we do with workers who bowed down to us?
American oligarch #1: We made them wage slaves but gave them 4% matching on their 401K.
If the staff got paid and nobody got hurt, then I think we're all winners.
Except producer guy and his 140 million dollar investment
The casts of this movie is truly something. It's like they based it on that "white, blonde, blue eyed pharaoh" meme, before that was a meme. It was clearly ahead of it's time.
the pharaohs were pale and blue eyed, when the slaves revolted the pharaoh fled Egypt as the fictional Moses. The pharoahs are the zionists
"Ok, so they've killed the Snake Bachelor..." is a sentence I definitely never thought I would hear.
But now that I have, I am so glad I did!😂😂
I actually worked on this movie! I was scottish slave number 17 in the credits.
Wow wow wow... wow.
Amazing... then what happend?
Ya did a wee fine job, laddy. Now we know why the Egyptian pyramids weren’t crap! They were Scottish.
@@unclecreepy4185😂😂 no
Wow wow wow... wow!!
1:06 Subverting the audience’s expectations is tight!
subverting producer guy is tight.
It's super wow wow wow...wow
Wow
@@melonetankberry5211Ooohh, my god.
@@LuisSierra42 wow
Wow wow
Wow
"Turns out it takes a couple days to walk to the afterlife."
This is surprisingly accurate to ancient Egyptian mythology. People would save up there entire lives to buy a copy of the Egyptian "Book of The Dead" which had directions on how you walk to the afterlife, because peoples souls could get lost forever if they didn't do it right.
I was just thinking about this actually. It sounds ridiculous but so are myths themselves heh
as an Egyptian, I LOVED this review /pitch
These pitch meetings keep getting better and better. I loved the "actually.."-subversion, the almost throw up and some other things I noticed.
"Oh, so the earth is flat?"
"Well, we need to inject some realism in to this fantasy piece"
"What...?!"
😂💀
The irony is even more funny
@@Owen-sx4jj The Ironic thing is we live on a Round Planet inside a Flat Solar System, inside a Flat Galaxy, inside a Flat Universe.
@@WillMuny are you sure about that?
@@Owen-sx4jj As sure as Modern Science has proven.
@@WillMuny you are in for a shock🥶
Ryan, I think this was one of the best ones you have done in a while and I love them all but this one for some reason you’re comedic timing was just beautiful. I was laughing all the way through thank you thank you for making these for all of us here on RUclips, I appreciate it. I appreciate your humor just keep going man breast recover. Can’t wait to see you on the next one.
Looking forward the Pitch Meeting of "Poor Things". That's gonna be TIGHT! Greetings from Colombia. 🇨🇴
I spit my drink at the "inside him all along" retching joke. The gag gag, if you will.
Thank you for that, I may die of laughter because of you and Ryan combined and I'd die happy x)
... or even if you won't.
@@crazypetec-130fe7 Yeah, I am still alive and ready to laugh some more 😊
@@LizzieSAustenok...
@@Spider-Man-xu5hm Go spidey go!
America loved “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette”. They tolerated “The Golden Bachelor”. Now for America’s newest phenomenon: “Snake Bachelor” coming this fall to ABC.
The custom outros for each video that you have been doing lately are a nice touch.
When it came out, I watched this movie together with my brother, who I haven´t really talked to for a long time. We realized how bad it was, had a good laugh and got a little bit drunk. Thank you Mr. George for showing me the movie again.
Thats such a wholesome story 😊. Hopefully you and your brother are on good terms!
"They're gonna have to battle a Playstation 2 minotaur" LOL I'm dead
"We've NEVER done that before and nobody else has either. Ever."
Dwayne Johnson: "Um, yeah they have. Ever seen The Mummy Returns?"
I thought I killed that thing in Pandora's Temple.
You should get that looked at - doesn't sound healthy.
Dead? Are you dead? If you are dead, did someone else write that comment for you?
@@TheFenwayman1912 Writing comments on RUclips videos when you're dead is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Fun fact: we've actually known the earth was round since around the 5th century B.C. The Greeks figured it out mathematically. They even got pretty close to calculating the actual size.
I read Ovid in school (Roman poet from the 1st century BC), it was funny how he actually depicted a round Earth as a ball swimming in the ocean, with only the top being above the water. With this depiction he basically transformed the knowledge of the Earth being round back into a virtually flat Earth for how people think the Earth is. Kind of eye opening that knowing the Earth is round doesn’t necessarily mean that they fully understood all the implications and why none of them dared sailing to America.
It's actually interesting because in the 8 century BCE the section of the Bible that the book of Isaiah is from says the earth was round. 300 years before the Greeks.
It was basically once people started sailing long distances over seas and oceans (not just up and down rivers).
There was a story where a Greek dude in bc times looked out on a dock and saw a ship coming in.
He noticed the top of the ship showed up before the front of the ship and thought "hang on, if the earth is flat, why do we see the tops of things before the fronts?"
15th century Christians couldn't figure that one out
So, Writer Guy is a Flat Earther - that explains a lot!
Love your videos! Please do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! It'll be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. I am going to comment this for as long as you make these, until you make it. I will never give up. This is my sixty-fifth attempt.
"I imagine stolen body parts are tight, I mean I don't have any in my filing cabinet" Wasn't expecting that! Thanks Ryan. Oh! And you did nail the ending!
I love this movie. The best review is "Sure, that sounds like a string of events"
That disjointed explanation of not needing the eye followed by the gag reflex absolutely slayed me. I know you did a gag gag a while back but this was even funnier again. It was like watching two guys brains break one after the other.
The lighting is so much better now. Clear, but without flares. Keep it up!
This channel really brings me joy
4:00 Almost barf, made me actually laugh out loud!
Epic content as always!
When I heard about this movie and saw the trailer, I was so excited! I LOVE Egyptian mythology and lore. I should have left it there and kept the overjoyed feeling.
Defeating Set with Semen smeared Lettuce is TIGHT!
What, that's not in the Movie?
Well, just rewatch the Mummy or Papyrus the animated series or something.
@@jjoshaugh Dang it, you beat me to it. An accurate Gods of Egypt movie would be way more weird and gross.
@@ressljs Probably would be an... uh... "Unique" movie to watch though. "Movies today are all the same!" "Ok, hear me out..." :D
@@jjoshaugh Reactions to an accurate Egyptian mythology movie - Normal America, "OH MY GOD!!!" Deep in Appalachia, "I can totally relate."
I don't know how you do it but each episode is better than the last. Thanks!
HILARIOUS FROM START TO END!!!! You’re a comedic genius my friend! Keep up the great work!!!!
0:15 imagine putting a guy in charge who’s last name is heresy and expecting him not to rebel against you
I don't like WH40K but that was really funny!!😂
3:27 i want to know what body parts he definitely doesn’t have in his cabinet
Great outro George! Spot man, you really nailed it!
"Actually, YEP."
Reminds me of a Groucho Marx bit in a Cerberus comic I read a while back. A character resembling Groucho was dividing up land with a character resembling Chico, and...
Groucho: "And then we'll divide the land right here, along this _viaduct."_
Chico: "Sho', 'atsa fine."
Groucho looks at the 4th Wall and says to the reader: "Don't ask me why, but I could've sworn he was about to say something else."
3:34 Oh the Earth is flat?? I think I'm gonna inject a little bit of realism to this fantasy piece. hahahahaha
0:15
And put Horus in charge
So, just several ladies of the night running the country?
No, HORUS
Not enough people talking about this golden joke.
I appreciate you and thank you for making content.
😂😂😂😂😂 you make my day with this one. You hit it out of the park. Saludos from Guatemala ❤
It makes sense that this writer is a flat-earther
3:50 you know this movie is based on the Egyptian mythology where they believed that Ra sails across the sky with the sun everyday right? So how is the earth being flat in this movie a bad thing if it's being told from the perspective of the people who believed in this mythology?
There is no mentioning of earth being flat in Egyptian mythology 😂
I've never even heard of this movie, yet you completely nailed it and I'm glad 😊
“They’ve killed the shake bachelor” is my new favorite line
Hey Ryan, so I just watched Fracture (2007) for the first time, and there is one plotpoint there that was driving me absolutely madddd! Would love to see you do a pitch meeting for that!!
"Actually... yep."'
"Thought you were gonna say something else there."
This was a bigger twist than most twists in big Hollywood movies these days...
Loving the new lighting!
Great Stuff, as always!
'snake bachelor' and 'the power was inside him all along' was the best bit
This is really good work.
These are always fantastic but this one was a banger.
This is great because I only recently watched this movie, so it's very fresh in my mind.
Man, your comedy is getting more fiery by the day!💥💥💥
i was super into egyptian mythology when this released, i kept pointing out the flaws when we bought the dvd xD
So you talked nonstop during the movie, then?
U did nail that.
Holy shit I've waited years for this one and you did not disappoint. Bravo!
You *did* nail it buddy, you *did* nail it.
3:45 - 4:05. I was close! Was thinking power of love/friendship... with a similar reaction. 😆
lol! Awesome as always. But GOE is a fun Saturday afternoon watch…I suggest drinking whilst watching though…
I had not even heard of this movie. Does not stop me from enjoying the Pitch Meeting😊
i think one of my favorite new additions in these is the “well that may as well happen” 😅
3:37
“Gotta inject a little bit of realism into this fantasy piece” had me dying laughing!
Lol great as always… could you do some more older movies in the future? Like I’d love to see the Exorcist or Texas Chainsaw Massacre pitch meeting lol
1:04 *BOOM* subverted expectations. Love it!
cheers
This was amazing
😂😂 pitch meeting, I started laughing before even clicking to watch... never disappoints
I've been waiting years for this Pitch Meeting and I didn't even know it!
you save me so much money and time. thank you
Nailed it! 🤜🤛
Never heard of this movie. Thanks Pitch Meeting!!
From the same great writers that would give us morbius and madam web 🎉
Kind words and compliments.
You need to do a pitch meeting for "Smokin' Aces". I love that movie so much I can't possibly find potholes that most certainly exist.
Nailed it!!
Mr George, you are reaching unforseen levels of amazingness. Turns out the power was inside you all along.
*sudden retching* 🤣
Wuargh 🤢 😂
I love saying that "friends along the way" part, when talking to my friends that love One Piece