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  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 10 месяцев назад +6261

    I legit forgot that Divergent wasn't Maze Runner til about 3/4 of the way through this Pitch Meeting

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 10 месяцев назад +274

      Oh gawd, that's right - lol. They all sorta blended together.

    • @O4C209
      @O4C209 10 месяцев назад +92

      I just learned this from this Pitch Meeting.

    • @pyrpyr5Wolf
      @pyrpyr5Wolf 10 месяцев назад +61

      I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂

    • @LastBastian
      @LastBastian 10 месяцев назад +57

      I legit thought they were the same thing

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 10 месяцев назад +63

      The Mazevergent Game of Hosts?
      I also consider Harry Potter, Golden Compass, and Narnia to be interchangeable, lol.

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 9 месяцев назад +1731

    The delivery of "why'd you write this?" couldn't be more perfect.

    • @maxp3141
      @maxp3141 9 месяцев назад +16

      “That’s what I call my basement “? I feel like producer guy let one slip there. 😂

    • @randomrhymes8145
      @randomrhymes8145 9 месяцев назад

      I lol’d for real life

  • @amanzeihedioha
    @amanzeihedioha 10 месяцев назад +6241

    "Why you'd write this?" I felt that. I can't wait for the saga!

    • @TheIzzi104
      @TheIzzi104 10 месяцев назад +206

      That absolutely needs to be the new catch phrase

    • @IdoBido
      @IdoBido 10 месяцев назад +25

      Agreed!

    • @ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н
      @ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н 10 месяцев назад +47

      Did Rian do the pitch meeting for that one Transformer movie? You know the one? This gag could return there.

    • @SuitGeoff
      @SuitGeoff 10 месяцев назад +31

      I laughed so hard I had to stop the video for a second...

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 10 месяцев назад +62

      Ah yes, the full "Weird Re-Write Featuring Age Changes With Concerning Implications" arc!

  • @johannesmeier5550
    @johannesmeier5550 9 месяцев назад +752

    "Get a load of this: Janine.." was perfectly timed xD

    • @JiangGo1998
      @JiangGo1998 8 месяцев назад

      So, to stop Janine...

    • @YesYesYesYes-qj6cjk
      @YesYesYesYes-qj6cjk 3 месяца назад

      Why aren't people commenting about the janine thing more i wanna hear more about the janine thing

  • @scottshanahan3827
    @scottshanahan3827 9 месяцев назад +388

    I knew nothing at all about divergent until watching this and this is one of the best pitch meetings I've ever seen

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 9 месяцев назад +2

      You have to start from Screen Rant's version first then. He came far and now managed to own this Pitch Meeting and its own channel for the whole series!

    • @scottshanahan3827
      @scottshanahan3827 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@MollyHJohns sorry, the series in unfamiliar with is divergent. Big fan of pitch meetings. I'm going to rewrite it

    • @-taz-
      @-taz- 9 месяцев назад +4

      The only thing I know about Cats and the Twilight movies is from their Pitch Meetings and I felt the same way about those.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 9 месяцев назад

      @@scottshanahan3827 oops nah you good. I'm sorry too!

    • @noneuklid
      @noneuklid 9 месяцев назад +10

      In Divergent, people play a video game at age 16 to do a little magazine personality quiz that tells them what cult to hang out with for the rest of their lives: choices are Hippie, Fraternity, Laws?, Amish, and Supervillain. Because all the nerds are in Supervillain, frat bros punching nerds is unquestionably morally correct. No one knows how to repair buildings but neuroscience has advanced to the point that Scarecrow's fear toxin is mass-distributed for basically recreational purposes. Also for some reason guns are wildly unpredictable the closer two combatants are to each other.

  • @paradoxlaboratories8005
    @paradoxlaboratories8005 9 месяцев назад +379

    I love the thought of Four getting startled by a shadow that he momentarily thought was a ghost and then being like “my name is Five now…”

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 9 месяцев назад +30

      *Sees a spider for the first time* "Make that Six ... Six is my name now"

    • @JessicaHelbling
      @JessicaHelbling 9 месяцев назад +5

      I love how your name is paradox but you clearly have the assembly logo as your pfp

    • @paradoxlaboratories8005
      @paradoxlaboratories8005 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@JessicaHelbling People change. 🙃

    • @JessicaHelbling
      @JessicaHelbling 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@paradoxlaboratories8005 Fair enough.

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage 10 месяцев назад +1913

    "And that's going to break the curse."
    "I thought it was a serum"
    "I don't care."
    That had me in stitches. I was literally thinking "how does that stop the serum?"

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 9 месяцев назад

      Hey, shut up!

    • @VitaminCBable
      @VitaminCBable 9 месяцев назад +67

      The books are supposed to be a general reflection on the interconnection of evil and its solution.
      Tris isn't actually special, she is biologically a normal girl. (To us.) Divergence is actually regular brain chemistry. The "regular" population of the series had their D.N.A. altered so that they had a proclivity towards ONE type of solution to life's problems.
      The serum can suspend upper level mental functions because Dauntless minds all share the same mental architecture. Tris uses chemical love as a way to rewire Four's mental architecture so that the serum no longer works.
      Also, it's a Y.A. novel.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 9 месяцев назад +50

      @@VitaminCBable "Tris uses chemical love as a way to rewire Four's mental architecture so that the serum no longer works"
      Telling someone you love them doesn't change the chemicals in THEIR brains! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA If he already loved her, then his brain would already have changed. She telling HIM that SHE loves him, wouldn't change HIS brain "architecture".
      You should have started and stopped at " it's a Y.A. novel".

    • @Skyhigh91100
      @Skyhigh91100 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@92brunodyes that’s the unrealistic part, not the original “they rewired everyone’s brains to work differently” thing.
      It’s fiction, not science fiction. The goal is to tell a story, not create a realistic alternate reality. The explanation provided above at least keeps the internal logic of the story consistent, so that’s enough of an explanation for the story to function.

    • @VitaminCBable
      @VitaminCBable 9 месяцев назад +3

      @92brunod it's quite difficult to prove that there is no chemical change within another person due to experience- but that's not the argument I was making.
      Mental architecture is the process through which a brain experiences and builds itself to accommodate the world around us.
      Theoretically, the technology in Divergent COULD exist as long as we could map predictable routes within the human mind. (Serums)
      Rereading my comment, I can understand why you seem confused. The study of the development of the human mind is quite complex, to say the least.

  • @Szokynyovics
    @Szokynyovics 10 месяцев назад +2687

    That "I don’t care" line should be in more pitch meetings!! Spot on!

    • @mishynaofficial
      @mishynaofficial 10 месяцев назад +50

      The way he just looked away 😏

    • @mboettcher349
      @mboettcher349 10 месяцев назад +45

      It’s in quite a few episodes. But yeah, more would be even better.

    • @c.g.silver8782
      @c.g.silver8782 10 месяцев назад +17

      it really is... watch the Mario movie pitch (not the remake the OG). it has a few well placed one

    • @mboettcher349
      @mboettcher349 10 месяцев назад

      Yes. That was the one I was thinking of. I don't...I do NOT care.@@c.g.silver8782

    • @gurrutvurstug8779
      @gurrutvurstug8779 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@c.g.silver8782 thats still my fave pitch meeting, gets me every time

  • @Vegvysyr
    @Vegvysyr 9 месяцев назад +311

    Thank you for saving my life with the "breathe out" at the end.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 9 месяцев назад +5

      I laughed when I realised what he was doing and it ruined the challenge for me :D

    • @Cat_Woods
      @Cat_Woods 8 месяцев назад

      But how many of the audience did we lose before that? 😏

  • @L.A.Wilson
    @L.A.Wilson 9 месяцев назад +101

    You did the "all the way off my back" thing it always makes me happy

    • @i.b.640
      @i.b.640 9 месяцев назад +3

      He said the thing!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 10 месяцев назад +2461

    “Bringing people into your fear landscape is TIGHT!”
    Freddy Krueger: Yeah it is!

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 10 месяцев назад +10

      😂

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 10 месяцев назад +37

      Freddy Krueger does indeed have the nicest basement as all the kids in the neighborhood can vouch for.

    • @Detective_L
      @Detective_L 10 месяцев назад +54

      Sorry I’m late, traffic was a Nightmare on Elm Street!

    • @Humphking
      @Humphking 10 месяцев назад +16

      booooooo...I love it @@Detective_L

    • @JohnnyWednesday
      @JohnnyWednesday 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@Humphking - Welcome to the world of Dad Jokes - get some slippers and prepare yourself, there is much work to be done

  • @corasavage6849
    @corasavage6849 10 месяцев назад +2525

    Omg I'm dying at the Abbot and Costello routine with Producer guy trying to figure out Four's name.😂 Just the best.

    • @writingafrica
      @writingafrica 10 месяцев назад +44

      Wait. I thought that was Chris Tucker in Rush Hour with , "who are you?" "I am Yu."

    • @iReiGNxx
      @iReiGNxx 10 месяцев назад +124

      @@writingafricaAbbott and Costello did it wayyyy before

    • @beastalchemistVA
      @beastalchemistVA 10 месяцев назад +65

      "But who's on Fourth?"

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 10 месяцев назад +49

      @@beastalchemistVA no, Who's on First

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@writingafrica "Who's On First?" from Abbot and Costello came way before, but I doubt they were even referencing it in Rush Hour, because it's a joke that comes naturally to people about miscommunication.

  • @Feedback72
    @Feedback72 10 месяцев назад +913

    “Why’d you write this” needs to be the new catchphrase for weird stuff 😂

    • @PoutingScout
      @PoutingScout 9 месяцев назад +4

      yeah let’s turn the whole script into just catchphrases… that won’t get old

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 9 месяцев назад +41

      Getting old is tight.

    • @thomasrice8361
      @thomasrice8361 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@PoutingScouteasy barely an inconvenience

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@PoutingScout oh wowowowowow wow

    • @PoutingScout
      @PoutingScout 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@alveolate and those are all great but now every time you guys here a joke he tells you go “UUUUUOOHAHAHAHAH MAKE THAT YOUR NEW CATCHPHRASE” it’s fucking dumb

  • @michaelrichardson6569
    @michaelrichardson6569 9 месяцев назад +46

    Oh, the "I don't care" line was hilarious, and even the tone and way Pitch guy says it. 🙂 I also liked the "take the train, and ride it into the sequel" line... Excellent meeting.

  • @iamvoicelessmusic
    @iamvoicelessmusic 9 месяцев назад +700

    Okay, we need a Damsel pitch meeting ASAP

    • @dubpower2820
      @dubpower2820 9 месяцев назад +6

      Yeeeessss

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 9 месяцев назад +19

      Oh my lord 😂
      "This is like the St George and the Damsel story, except it's not."
      "Why?"
      "I don't know~!" Said him while staring down at the script.

    • @attila0323
      @attila0323 9 месяцев назад +18

      Thanks for the recommendation, I just watched Damsel and it really screams for a Pitch Meeting. Although it is an enjoyable movie it has such a bad twist(s).

    • @Flip_Flop82
      @Flip_Flop82 9 месяцев назад +8

      Ohh, that would be TIGHT

    • @sethkidwell6728
      @sethkidwell6728 9 месяцев назад +7

      That should be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

  • @mattsully2238
    @mattsully2238 10 месяцев назад +469

    The other day my wife asked me why they never finished the divergent movies and in Ryan's voice I just said "because"

    • @D_Adrian
      @D_Adrian 10 месяцев назад +75

      that works!

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 9 месяцев назад +22

      Blatant cash grab by splitting the last book turned an already ordinary movie series into utter garbage.

    • @maderaartstudios4738
      @maderaartstudios4738 9 месяцев назад +24

      Fair enough

    • @ember13dp
      @ember13dp 9 месяцев назад +5

      I thought they did finish them, I watched through this series a couple of years ago

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@ember13dpNope they decided to split the third book into two movies as was the trend back then but the third movie was so badly received they never made the second part.

  • @jonathan-d4d
    @jonathan-d4d 9 месяцев назад +184

    “‘Cause it works…
    *looks down at script to hide his shame*
    It works in different ways.”
    The delivery on that line was hilarious! 😂

  • @NinjaMuffinLive1
    @NinjaMuffinLive1 10 месяцев назад +554

    "That's what I call my basement" 😂😂 I love that pitch meetings are never stale

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 10 месяцев назад +16

      Unlike his basement

    • @val447
      @val447 10 месяцев назад +5

      "cool okay"

    • @kwinzman
      @kwinzman 9 месяцев назад

      I thought the exact opposite. Like I heard that joke before, pitch meetings are getting stale.

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 9 месяцев назад +7

      I've never laughed so hard in a Pitch Meeting before. I love those dark jokes Ryan throws in amongst his perma-smile psychopath character personas.

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 9 месяцев назад

      Unlike Divergent

  • @CognizantPsyche
    @CognizantPsyche 9 месяцев назад +130

    "I thought it was a serum?"
    "I dont care."
    Perfection.

  • @Shiv_fernando
    @Shiv_fernando 7 месяцев назад +12

    at 2:00, that pause before ""why did you write this?" was hilarious 😂

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 10 месяцев назад +890

    The trilogy I never knew I needed: Who's on first, Who shot Twice, and Who's Four.

    • @finnanima2413
      @finnanima2413 9 месяцев назад +12

      Were is Who shot Twice from?

    • @wesleyoldham4222
      @wesleyoldham4222 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@finnanima2413It's from the first episode of Police Squad. The clip I watch is called:
      Police Squad! (In Colour) - Name Confusion

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@wesleyoldham4222"I heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell."
      -"He's the teller, Frank."
      -"Jim Fell is the teller?"
      -"No, Jim Johnson."
      -"Who's Jim Fell?"
      -"He's the auditor."
      -"He had the flu, so Jim filled in."
      -"Phil who?"
      -"Phil Din. He's the night watchman."

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 9 месяцев назад +5

      Who’s on Four? The main character at the end of the movie.

    • @wesleyoldham4222
      @wesleyoldham4222 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@jeffallen55
      "We think we know how he did it."
      "Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks."

  • @MrFantastic23
    @MrFantastic23 10 месяцев назад +409

    Lol that face when he asks "why did you write this?"

  • @sdfasdf995
    @sdfasdf995 10 месяцев назад +421

    Your 'who's on first' style skit on 'four' is pure comedy brilliance.

    • @sixexgames
      @sixexgames 10 месяцев назад +5

      That went pretty well

    • @Greenlightandgo
      @Greenlightandgo 9 месяцев назад +1

      haha yeah I felt like this line was somewhat aware too. :D@@sixexgames

    • @corbentannahill6430
      @corbentannahill6430 9 месяцев назад

      Yes!!

    • @MaxSMoke777
      @MaxSMoke777 9 месяцев назад +4

      I figured it was a meta-next-level joke because this movie is so obviously derivative that he wanted to have an obviously derivative joke in it that's been done to death, with zero orginanity.
      Edit- I just got a message from Ryan George, he wants to be best friends because I'm the only person who really gets his humor.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@MaxSMoke777 Damn, look at this guys! Movin' on up fom parasocial to regularsocial.

  • @dmochat
    @dmochat 9 месяцев назад +253

    That split second of breaking the fourth wall for "that went well" was genius 😂😂😂

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 9 месяцев назад +6

      How was it fourth wall breaking? I guess he was sort of saying it to himself, but people do that without there being a fourth wall involved

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@bravetherainbow if you look at his eyes, for that brief moment that he says "that went well" he looks directly at the camera

    • @WiLDCHiLD.
      @WiLDCHiLD. 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@dmochat I agree with @bravetherainbow. He didn't look into the camera because he was blinking as he said, "That went well." You can play it back in slow motion. I did.

    • @brianhaugh152
      @brianhaugh152 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's still breaking the fourth wall. Ryan was speaking directly to the audience about the bit he just did.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 месяца назад

      Ryan just topped Leslie Nielsen's level of comedic timing with that sublety.

  • @MilaVasileva-r1e
    @MilaVasileva-r1e 9 месяцев назад +21

    About Tris breaking the curse. I haven't read the books so what I took from that scene was that Four thought he was in simulation, he mentions how he has to look away when he kills an inoccent girl during the test. When they were in simulation instead of a random girl he for a moment sees Tris. So, when she puts a gun to herself and Four starts to look away she forces him to look at her, tells him she loves him and touches his face the same way she did during the kiss, so he realises its reality. I remember it so vividly because I genuinly thought it was very clever how they executed it.

    • @Carabas72
      @Carabas72 9 месяцев назад +4

      Misrepresenting the films you mock is tight.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 9 месяцев назад +1

      ..... What??

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Nikki_the_Gfor doesn't like shooting inocent girls Even in allucinations

  • @JohnCena8351
    @JohnCena8351 10 месяцев назад +1038

    That "four" joke goes straight to the pitch meeting instant classic category.

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 9 месяцев назад +41

      Nope, it goes all the way to Abbott & Costello's "Who's on First".

    • @dpearson8280
      @dpearson8280 9 месяцев назад +13

      Whos on first, whats on second

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@dpearson8280 idk's on third, and I don't give a darn

    • @shannonpincombe8485
      @shannonpincombe8485 9 месяцев назад +1

      Who's on first?

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@shannonpincombe8485yes exactly

  • @The4thSandersonSister
    @The4thSandersonSister 9 месяцев назад +472

    The "Who's on First" style joke about Four made me so happy.

    • @vanderful2397
      @vanderful2397 9 месяцев назад +17

      That is still the greatest sketch ever

    • @151monka
      @151monka 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@vanderful2397 indeed.

    • @jroggs85
      @jroggs85 9 месяцев назад +18

      "Who's on first?"
      "Four is."
      "For what?"
      "No, not for something, just Four."
      "Four people?"
      "No, just one Four."
      "One for whom?"
      "One is for Four."
      "Then who's on second?"
      "Eric."
      "...Okay, that makes sense."

    • @last7509
      @last7509 9 месяцев назад +3

      always love when they pay homage 😊

    • @iasimov5960
      @iasimov5960 9 месяцев назад +1

      Who's on first jokes are tight.

  • @RainaEmms
    @RainaEmms 10 месяцев назад +148

    Pause... "Why did you write this?"
    Perfect!

  • @edenmckinley3472
    @edenmckinley3472 9 месяцев назад +7

    That “The serum works in different ways” made me laugh hard! 😂
    I feel like the Divergent series had a lot of interesting ideas, but most of them were poorly fleshed out. TBH, the tests and the mind control were the most unique parts of it, in addition to the factions. It would have been so cool if we had a greater sense of the identity of each group and how each group feels about each other. But hey, it was a movie. It movied.

  • @Deech-n-FFOx
    @Deech-n-FFOx 9 месяцев назад +22

    Love the new mannerisms!! The little 'yessss' when the computer inconsistency is pointed out and the mumbling of how that's how it works now is great!

    • @wassentme1891
      @wassentme1891 3 месяца назад

      And how absolutely dumb is mind control serum that's voice controlled! If anyone's voice can activate the serum without the computer, then a single person crying, "Stop, don't shoot!" would have stopped the serummed Dauntless army.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 10 месяцев назад +1106

    The existence of a Divergent Pitch Meeting implies a future PM for Allegiant. If that happens, I’m sure Ryan would be the first person to have ever actually *watched* Allegiant!
    Also, can you believe Divergent came out 10 years ago this month? Wow, I’m old.

    • @derrickjenkins2455
      @derrickjenkins2455 10 месяцев назад +21

      Geez, 10 years already.

    • @IronBenj5
      @IronBenj5 10 месяцев назад +40

      Hmm. What's Allegiant? Doesn't seem to ring a bell...

    • @kostuek
      @kostuek 10 месяцев назад +12

      really? I didn't even know it existed

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@IronBenj5you're not alone

    • @michaelmurphy2112
      @michaelmurphy2112 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@IronBenj5 That's where the goes.

  • @chaoticallyorganizedd
    @chaoticallyorganizedd 9 месяцев назад +223

    Okay but the whole "for/four" bit was absolutely perfect lmao

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 7 месяцев назад +18

      Love me a good "Who's on First" bit

    • @ryananderson5202
      @ryananderson5202 7 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @doyowan
      @doyowan 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@nicksojka7457One of the best bits of all time. I love to see the homage here

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 месяцев назад

      You realize that's just a direct copy of famous old Vaudeville routine that's been going around for over a century, right? Well done homage but I wouldn't give him too high credit for it.

    • @doyowan
      @doyowan 6 месяцев назад

      @@justforever96 I did not know that, thanks for pointing out. Didn’t know Vaudeville was into baseball either! :-D

  • @jamesevensen863
    @jamesevensen863 10 месяцев назад +110

    1:48 "That went pretty well"
    Yes. Yes, it did

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat 9 месяцев назад +6

      and the split second of breaking the fourth wall for that line? Genius 😂

  • @encoder6717
    @encoder6717 9 месяцев назад +16

    The Abbot and Costello bit was MAGNIFICENT! Great job mate.

  • @nutellaschnute8703
    @nutellaschnute8703 9 месяцев назад +23

    5:52 This "relaxation meditation" was so good, I still feel a little light-headed.

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire 10 месяцев назад +221

    "Why'd you write this?" I never saw it coming and it hit me like a freight train. 🤣

    • @TwoStacks217
      @TwoStacks217 9 месяцев назад +9

      "I never saw it coming and it hit me like a freight train" that's what she said 😂

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@TwoStacks217 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 10 месяцев назад +177

    You would expect Dauntless numbers to be much smaller than the others, due to the higher chance of injury when falling off buildings, compared to admin work or farming. But I guess that is barely an inconvinience.

    • @elldibs7396
      @elldibs7396 10 месяцев назад

      nah they just get all the stupid people which is propotionally higher than the other types and win the numbers game

    • @jsbrads1
      @jsbrads1 9 месяцев назад +30

      Also the ejection of people from society for not passing the test. 😅

    • @4tr0phy
      @4tr0phy 9 месяцев назад +11

      Farming is usually the second or third most dangerous job in America, behind only pilots/navigators and occasionally truck drivers when looking at deaths per 100,000 workers...the only sector of the economy more fatal to work in statistically than agriculture is mining.

    • @jedh3721
      @jedh3721 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@4tr0phy yes, but that is only because extreme parkour without any safety measures isn't a common career path.

    • @carlostroncoso4475
      @carlostroncoso4475 9 месяцев назад +21

      Smaller numbers? Think on this: "In the most irresponsible age in your life you have to choose to belong to the nerds, the simps, the backbreaking laborers, or the super cool guys! And this is forever, no backsies!". It's a miracle this society is not 100% cops.

  • @kilometersbennetdyson2399
    @kilometersbennetdyson2399 10 месяцев назад +62

    I hope “yessss” becomes a new catch phrase. This is the second pitch it’s been in and it cracks me up every time.

  • @bored_potato
    @bored_potato 9 месяцев назад +62

    That bit about the age difference was hilarious
    "So that's kinda wrong."
    "Not in this fictional world, it's not."
    "...why did you write this?"
    Me in every weird anime I watched where it has that weird trope of making characters that look like children a thousand years old

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 месяцев назад +2

      Because the Japanese don't even pretend, past the point of meeting legal obligations. Why do you think that they started making them "fictional thousand year old characters" in the first place? Because they aren't technically minors then. Since they only passed those laws recently. And I am pretty certain you get a lot more people like that in the US and Europe than ever admit it. Strangely enough. I can't imagine why anyone would lie about something like that.

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 3 месяца назад

      *cough* 7 deadly sins

  • @Ivyleaf2
    @Ivyleaf2 9 месяцев назад +4

    The commentary for this movie makes it a lot better. The director talks about using lots of reflections to tie into the theme of figuring out who you are and stuff

  • @good_beans
    @good_beans 10 месяцев назад +82

    The delivery at 5:02 made this the best bit in the video

    • @yakb.7690
      @yakb.7690 10 месяцев назад +9

      that was just perfection

    • @Nunya111
      @Nunya111 10 месяцев назад +6

      I feel the same about 2:03 lol

  • @dawica
    @dawica 10 месяцев назад +132

    Ryan in every Revisited Pitch Meeting: "I think this bit went on too long. If I was making this today I would have shortened it up."
    Also Ryan: 15 seconds of "Who's on First"

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 10 месяцев назад +17

      But a *really heckin' **_fast_* 15 seconds! XD

    • @Pandapanda004
      @Pandapanda004 10 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂 same thought. I enjoyed it all

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 9 месяцев назад +2

      Hey, it's a classic for a reason and Ryan really pulled it off well. 😂

    • @euca8704
      @euca8704 9 месяцев назад +3

      I love the revisited but Ryan has definitely inadvertently trained us to see the things he doesn't like in his content lol

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@euca8704 Oh dang, what if this was really all just a way to train the next generation of film/show script writers so better things get made?! We've been had!

  • @all-waysgaming6059
    @all-waysgaming6059 9 месяцев назад +35

    The Eric and Jeanine jokes friggin SENT me lmaoooooo
    Actually one of my favorite pitch meetings in quite some time. Great work!

  • @williamfarlow2442
    @williamfarlow2442 9 месяцев назад +38

    The super quick "Heyshutup" seems to have replaced the "I don't know", and I wholeheartedly approve. I laugh at EVERY SINGLE "Heyshutup".

  • @kamilahdouglas1609
    @kamilahdouglas1609 9 месяцев назад +3

    "So if he sees a ghost and gets spooked he's gotta change his name to Five?" Pure comedy

  • @t.travelerjg1908
    @t.travelerjg1908 10 месяцев назад +32

    He went full-on, "who's on first?" there...awesome!

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang 10 месяцев назад +749

    Getting a Pitch Meeting notification during lunch is TIGHT!

    • @rogerrubio9540
      @rogerrubio9540 10 месяцев назад +14

      same here lol. makes the work day. barely an inconvenience

    • @PrinceOfThieves666
      @PrinceOfThieves666 10 месяцев назад +9

      It's 8 in the evening for me

    • @shakiel1832
      @shakiel1832 10 месяцев назад +3

      TIGHT! TIGHT TIGHT!!

    • @Spyalwayswins
      @Spyalwayswins 10 месяцев назад +3

      It’s 22:00 for me

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 10 месяцев назад +3

      Found the westcoaster

  • @JediJuniper92
    @JediJuniper92 10 месяцев назад +174

    I never watched these movies but the Pitch Meeting is beautiful
    “Why did you write this?”

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 9 месяцев назад

      Good choice, I don't believe I made it through this movie. Think I attempted the second one too and got about ten minutes before I died of boredom.

    • @JediJuniper92
      @JediJuniper92 9 месяцев назад

      @@rickstaism my girlfriends were all obsessed with it but it never caught my interest and now in happy I didn’t try, especially because I got to learn about it via a Pitch Meeting

    • @warnegoodman
      @warnegoodman 9 месяцев назад +1

      don't, it's bad

    • @bobcarter4763
      @bobcarter4763 9 месяцев назад

      I tried to watch Divergent I really did.

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 9 месяцев назад

      It’s a fun watch!!

  • @rajithfernando6200
    @rajithfernando6200 9 месяцев назад +4

    That "four" banter was flipping awesome

  • @sauce8277
    @sauce8277 3 месяца назад +1

    Waycii g this back, your acting and range was crazy good. Seemed like you were doing a lot of new stuff so you were struggling a tad but the timing on so much stuff and phrases was new and successful.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 10 месяцев назад +128

    1:30 Loving the Abbot & Costello-like comedy!

    • @gregoryferber3231
      @gregoryferber3231 10 месяцев назад +10

      3rd base

    • @roscojenkins7451
      @roscojenkins7451 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@gregoryferber3231that's where I got with your mom, I decided

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 9 месяцев назад +3

      I was looking for hope and Ryan gives it to us. Not only the fact that he made the joke, but that so many knew where it came from. My day is made.

  • @Tiago211287
    @Tiago211287 10 месяцев назад +369

    Seeing a pitch meeting that was posted 1 minute ago is TIGHT!!!!

  • @jaytaggert2335
    @jaytaggert2335 10 месяцев назад +190

    Pausing work just to watch a new pitch meeting episode is TIGHT!

  • @DoktorTaiko
    @DoktorTaiko 9 месяцев назад +3

    Mother f'er, I randomly watched that movie years ago, forgot the name and for the love of God couldn't remember the name, but was also too lazy to Google it, even though I regularly wondered what it was. Thank you Ryan, for taking that burden off of me, so that I may finally be at peace now!

  • @melbjohn
    @melbjohn 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you Abbott and Costello for inspiring Pitch meeting with their own list of pitchers.

  • @serhiikotliarchuk6695
    @serhiikotliarchuk6695 10 месяцев назад +94

    Watching Pitch Meeting instead of working is TIGHT

  • @sidwhiting665
    @sidwhiting665 10 месяцев назад +475

    Divergent was so forgettable, I'd forgotten almost everything about it except that Janine was Rose and she should have let Jack up on the door next to her.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 10 месяцев назад +4

      I've never even heard of this lol

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 10 месяцев назад

      All I remember was the dickhead trainer and how they all had to go to the bathroom together because there were no walls around the toilets.

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 9 месяцев назад +25

      THERE WAS ENOUGH SPACE ON THE DOOR, ROSE!

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 9 месяцев назад +1

      Theo James and shailene ❤oodley were magical!!

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 9 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@dougsmith6262 sure there was enough space the thing is when he tried to get on the god forsaken door it sank. It's about buoyancy people get over it 😅😭 (I've seen this movie once when I was 7)

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 9 месяцев назад +30

    Ryan! I trusted you and almost passed out from not breathing at the end! But it turns out that breathing out without being told is actually super easy, only slightly an inconvenience so I'm okay.

  • @violaknapp7904
    @violaknapp7904 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for the breathing exercise at the end, it was really helpful. I absolutely did not check the runtime before commiting! Nope, never did that.

  • @saraloking5993
    @saraloking5993 9 месяцев назад +1

    I forgot that I actually saw this movie until they reached the Fear Landscape. But I had no clue how it continued or ended. It left such a deep impression on me.

  • @tallulahbeaverhausen4382
    @tallulahbeaverhausen4382 10 месяцев назад +423

    Please, Ryan, do a JUPITER ASCENDING pitch meeting !

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 10 месяцев назад +41

    The “Who’s on first” bit about Four had me dying

  • @danshive4017
    @danshive4017 10 месяцев назад +12

    Thank you for making outros long enough that I can consider the suggested videos, and tap on them if I want, before RUclips says “NOPE HAD YOUR CHANCE”

  • @nicolathomas2274
    @nicolathomas2274 9 месяцев назад

    Kind words - absolutely love the channel and your non-PM work.
    Question - My absolute favourite PM is 'The Ultimate Twilight Saga' and it is super hard, definitely not convenient to pick just one. Do you have any plans to do a PM:Revisited for it as a whole or do you feel you would need to do each one in turn?
    Thank you - keep up the brilliant work!

  • @rextucker3184
    @rextucker3184 9 месяцев назад +1

    Abott and Costello's "Who's on First?" and a darn fine job it was.

  • @hulkaiden6178
    @hulkaiden6178 10 месяцев назад +250

    The delivery of "it works in different ways" is actually killing me
    help

    • @lisaroper421
      @lisaroper421 10 месяцев назад +10

      I've got a thumbs up. Does that help?

    • @hulkaiden6178
      @hulkaiden6178 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@lisaroper421 Now you've brought me back to watch it again, I am not okay

    • @lisaroper421
      @lisaroper421 9 месяцев назад

      @@hulkaiden6178 Press stop!! You can do it!

  • @forhax4794
    @forhax4794 9 месяцев назад +31

    Okay it's hard to find faults in the pitch meetings, but the reason why the tests take place was explained in the movies as well, it's so that the characters know what they are good at - it's similar to an aptitutude test before choosing your career, you know your strengths but you may follow something you are genuinely interested about, or are responsbible for following, regardless of the test results.

    • @la_scrittice_vita
      @la_scrittice_vita 9 месяцев назад +4

      Unfortunately Ryan seems to be getting more and more bits from Cinena Sins which are mostly explained by paying attention or accepting basic editing and storytelling conventions.

    • @nickmonks9563
      @nickmonks9563 9 месяцев назад +11

      Which doesn't negate the logic behind sneaking her out the back door...if the test is just an aptitude test, and she still gets to choose her path, who really cares about her results aside from her?

    • @forhax4794
      @forhax4794 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@nickmonks9563 It's because in this dystopian world, being a divergent is basically a crime, because they are treated as dangerous people owing to their potential. It was explained in the movie as well

    • @np9145
      @np9145 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@forhax4794but why?
      The only bad guys are the one faction who want to take over the government.
      Why is being divergent a bad thing in this world?

    • @forhax4794
      @forhax4794 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@np9145 Divergent individuals are dangerous to the faction society because a Divergent mind can mentally control a simulation and therefore break free from the limitations of the factions. They are a threat to existing authority basically.

  • @jvt_redbaronspeaks4831
    @jvt_redbaronspeaks4831 9 месяцев назад +14

    👏 That Abbot and Costello "whose on first?" Routine with four/for was terrific!

  • @MrHousecup
    @MrHousecup 9 месяцев назад +3

    1:12 I think this might (and it's a very big might) be the one place where the movie makes sense. The faction test is merely a strong suggestion, not a decree, and your placement is where they think you'll most likely succeed in training.

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 месяца назад

      Why have you chose a faction you don’t have the personality for? Sounds like you’re just being set up for failure

  • @Tokamak3.1415
    @Tokamak3.1415 9 месяцев назад +1

    I took a deep breath in and passed out for 24 hours. When I came to, I heard Ryan say "Breathe Out".

  • @TheTyronecus
    @TheTyronecus 10 месяцев назад +7

    I love whenever you do a who's on first style joke. Always gets me

  • @ibrahimhabibalmafazy
    @ibrahimhabibalmafazy 10 месяцев назад +13

    Divergent, Insurgent & Allegiant. I watched all of them & just now understood the concept. If they make another one, I hope it'll be called Detergent

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 10 месяцев назад +1

      The planned sequel was called “Not Urgent”. Upon reading the title, all the producers put it aside and buried it under whatever, like the script for Sharknado 8 or something.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 9 месяцев назад +1

      It was going to be called Resurgent, but then they noticed they were about to spell out DIARRHEA, so they canceled the series.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 9 месяцев назад

      Deterrent more likely.

  • @monkfiche9384
    @monkfiche9384 10 месяцев назад +11

    That For/Four skit was great - must have been complicated to make, but keep it up! :)

  • @ericafurgiuele1105
    @ericafurgiuele1105 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Get a load of this sir...JANINE." Almost choked on my lunch.

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers 9 месяцев назад +1

    The "Four" bit was a nice touch from Abbott & Costello

  • @leoscherwin6234
    @leoscherwin6234 10 месяцев назад +7

    The segment ”…cause it works in different ways” was spot on! 😂👌🏻

  • @haggardwren
    @haggardwren 10 месяцев назад +52

    You should most definitely do Starship Troopers, because y'know, why not.

    • @theOtherNism
      @theOtherNism 10 месяцев назад +6

      Seconded. That movie is perfect for the pitch meeting treatment. Nazi uniforms are TIGHT!

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 9 месяцев назад +10

      "Isn't this a book adaptation?"
      "Yes."
      "Is that in the book?"
      "I didn't read the book."

  • @DavidMahan-q3b
    @DavidMahan-q3b 10 месяцев назад +12

    “Hey, shut up” kills me every time!🤣

  • @chipmunkjohn
    @chipmunkjohn 9 месяцев назад +3

    The “yes!” at 3:23 😂😂😂

  • @TheNcry
    @TheNcry 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love this channel, in just under one hour I can watch several movies, and it’s all free. Thanks pitch meeting guy!

  • @Thebigbad1013
    @Thebigbad1013 10 месяцев назад +29

    I love the moments where writer guy actually realizes that he's written something incoherent.
    "Cause it works...somet--it works in different ways!" So damn funny!

  • @joshbimthedoctor
    @joshbimthedoctor 10 месяцев назад +43

    I always love the "who's on first jokes." Enjoying them is super easy barely an inconvenience.

  • @Za_Lup
    @Za_Lup 10 месяцев назад +51

    That Abbott and Costello bit was GOLD.

    • @annierebeccaa
      @annierebeccaa 10 месяцев назад +5

      Who’s on 1st?

    • @Za_Lup
      @Za_Lup 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@annierebeccaa
      That's the man's name!

    • @themr_wilson
      @themr_wilson 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Za_Lup Who?

    • @Za_Lup
      @Za_Lup 10 месяцев назад

      @@themr_wilson Yes!

  • @elle5627
    @elle5627 9 месяцев назад +2

    Watching Ryan with my morning cuppa and I was all in for the quick medication. Took the deep breath in and then burst out in laughter. His writing is only partially his genius, dude emotes perfectly!

  • @DefensorMilitas
    @DefensorMilitas 7 месяцев назад +2

    The Who's on First bit was perfect.

  • @KepsExperience
    @KepsExperience 10 месяцев назад +57

    I can't wait for you to cover the entire Divergent series. Just every single movie, especially the final one

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 10 месяцев назад +19

      BRO if he did an entire pitch meeting for the last one and then producer guy was just like "nah" LMAO

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 9 месяцев назад +1

      They never made the final one :P

    • @floodlitworld
      @floodlitworld 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@rickstaismYou found the joke then!

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@floodlitworld'So you've got a movie for me?'
      'No'.

    • @rockinthegange
      @rockinthegange 9 месяцев назад

      I thought this was the final one.

  • @seisner6655
    @seisner6655 10 месяцев назад +12

    Great 'Who's on First' bit with the four

  • @josh.0220
    @josh.0220 10 месяцев назад +32

    Screenwriter guy: I have this movie about dogs for you!
    Producer guy: bow wow wow.
    Wow

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂
      I laughed way too hard at this. Nailed the format perfectly. 👌

    • @foowashere
      @foowashere 10 месяцев назад +1

      Brilliant!

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 9 месяцев назад +1

    That Abbott and Costello bit was feckin tight!

  • @kennethnwebb
    @kennethnwebb 8 месяцев назад +2

    2:24 that hand wave and "gross" hahahaha

  • @oceaninks
    @oceaninks 10 месяцев назад +65

    Holy christ the "four" bit was hysterical. Damn I love you my man😅

  • @liltiger3
    @liltiger3 10 месяцев назад +4

    Been waiting for you to tackle this series!

  • @tolvaer
    @tolvaer 10 месяцев назад +4

    You pulled off a successful "Who's on First?" reference, that's tight!

  • @1WolfFan
    @1WolfFan 9 месяцев назад

    Grats on the homage to "Who's on First." Well done, even if it's just you vs. well, you. Still took a lot of work to script that out and get the timing and beat down correctly between 2 versions of yourself. :)

  • @Aaronidus1
    @Aaronidus1 9 месяцев назад

    That outtro. Made me wanna re-like. Love the work mate. Bravo

  • @ColeDedhand
    @ColeDedhand 10 месяцев назад +22

    Glad to see the return of "all the way off my back".

  • @commandere2475
    @commandere2475 10 месяцев назад +6

    Ryan, should you read this: Have you considered making a pitch meeting for Avatar (the good one, by which I mean the cartoon)? If you do one per season it should work out.

  • @psikopat57
    @psikopat57 10 месяцев назад +24

    Riding trains into sequels is tight!

  • @spextrekid9410
    @spextrekid9410 9 месяцев назад +1

    Good job on the variation on 'whos on first', that was very well done.

  • @luigiscazzari4724
    @luigiscazzari4724 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you, Ryan George, I did enjoy the video. YA novels are a gold mine for Pitch Meetings.