Tip: headphones often have a separate volume depending on device so before you embark on the call of duty turn your normal volume down all the way so if the headphones fail nothing happens
From listening to all these anecdotes I can safely say that most of these encounters could be solved by investing into the locked door perk, for better safety when your going full gremlin mode.
@@DreaxV2 but say u live with ur parents or roommates and are putting on a new knob with a lock, everyones gonna know why you may as well have a glass door
@@redmist6630They may know but its better than having someone (repeatedly) walk in on you. Its like locking the bathroom door, yea everyone is gonna know you’re doing the business but nobody walks in to see it so its fine. Out of sight out of mind so to speak
I would trust Cotton & Bao to read and relate to my Fappening story above anyone else, purely because they've heard it all and do not in the slightest form or fashion negatively judge you for what you did. Bao openly shared her deeds at 3:28 *so my respect for her & Cotton listening to it too is respectable asf.* 😂❤
The last story is possibly the most heartwarming of them all. IDK if that person and their friend ended up making something more permanent of it, but if you can both laugh through getting caught and ignored, they're a keeper.
I'm way to paranoid for any of this - i lock myself in the bathroom, put on headphones if im watching something, put on the fan or even run the shower to drown out any noises. Even if people do come home while im in the middle of something, they're used to me taking long baths/showers and hanging out in there because ibs issues so they never question it.
Bao is the exact type of degenerate person that I respect. Same. Sometimes you just gotta be loud and then reap the consequences after. Amazing energy cotton and bao give off
Last story reminds of something I did during my first time i had this stupid intrusive thought near the end, so when we finished I whispered in my boyfriend's ear "are you feeling it now Mr Krabs". It made him laugh.
the mere existence of this video blew my mind but the fact that it was a series blew the remains of my mind into space. the explosion that moment was so powerful and forcefully that it ripped the fabric of spacetime for a few moments.
“Hey did this video make you chuckle? Maybe puff a little air out of your nose?” she’s bullying me for having a stuffy nose I CANT PUFF AIR OUT OF IT 😭
Oh that was hilarious 😆. These stories remind me of the ones from the planet Dolan crew. They got caught doing the act too, like people don’t even knock. And when they found out, things got awkward. And that story of the guy doing it in his car, it was hilarious. There’s a time and place for doing that and that’s in the comforts of your own home with no one else home.
Bro why you want to do keegles to increase distance? The last thing I want to think about is losing track of where that stuff goes like its some stray nerf dart bouncing under or behind the furniture.
Look, these are entertaining af to read but I dont think I'd have the balls to submit one of my own (heheh get it?) Because I'm too damn self-conscious lol.
The grandpa one happened to me as well, but he didnt die, its just so happened that the grit method has zero control over when you reach that point of no return and well somone walked into the room and yea...💀
Loved the video @BaoTheWhale! Can't wait for the next video Girl! I don't know which is better, hearing stories from Reddit or The Fappening LMAO! So Uh..... Who's getting Plapped in the Thumbnail? Numi? Yuzu? Sinder?
I hope i wake up from this nightmare realizing it’s 2016 and I just fell asleep in the trampoline and that i can prevent this from being the future. I beg for me to wake up. Please.
Well I don’t have a pp but I tend to do it in my room- I’m not a ghostbuster but I should be since the walls are thin asf here, I just turn my tv up. I’ve gotten so used to being interrupted that I know how to hop up and reapply my shorts in seconds, hate when I’m close and I get interrupted, covered in sweat and irritated and whatnot
i lowkey think i just have a superpower, im such a veteran ghostbuster that i can not only be fully silent but also have no reaction, it really comes in clutch
"He's training for me" is wild but also understandable.
WHO COUNTS . DONT PEOPLE ALREADY LOST COUNT
Unhinged cotton moment
We men shall and will train 💪
… *F*€
After bro is done, she will have an exit wound where he came.
not even batman could get this information out of me
im taking that shit to the grave man
Not telling a soul not even god
Okay but
2not 1 but 2 anime women ask u
He’s got a point
on god the FBI couldnt waterboard this info out of me
"Ma'am, it's a bit embarrassing. I sh*t my pants back there on the ramp."
God how hard I laughed.
Damn, Bao... that's really fuckin' bold to just flick the bean with friends around. I'd at least have to find a private place.
Well, I don't think her friends really care even if she told them
Yeah.
I feel like it’s different for women idk
@@Leave1tnah, it’s definitely just a Bao thing
@Kazoo_Itchy to be honest, I have done it before it definitely seems easier as a woman, but I was able to do it without anyone noticing
3:58 I do that shit every time 😂 "Situational awareness purposes" killed me 🤣
Same
Tip: headphones often have a separate volume depending on device so before you embark on the call of duty turn your normal volume down all the way so if the headphones fail nothing happens
essentially all videos will pause if your headphones fuck up (usually)
Can't be caught liking this😂😂
@@cjofulue5218who's looking?
Ooo
This man right here is a veteran.
From listening to all these anecdotes I can safely say that most of these encounters could be solved by investing into the locked door perk, for better safety when your going full gremlin mode.
ok but how do you explain that
@redmist6630 just say, "It's not locked" repeatedly until they start getting a bit mad then say "oh crap it was locked wtf"
@@DreaxV2 but say u live with ur parents or roommates and are putting on a new knob with a lock, everyones gonna know why you may as well have a glass door
@@redmist6630They may know but its better than having someone (repeatedly) walk in on you. Its like locking the bathroom door, yea everyone is gonna know you’re doing the business but nobody walks in to see it so its fine. Out of sight out of mind so to speak
parents don’t let anyone in my house have a lock lol only the bathrooms have them
we need a the fappaning the 3rd
I'm trying to find part one.
@@DanoElManoI had posted the direct link but someone deleted it, it literally doesn't take more than 5 seconds to find it yourself here
I gotta submit mine yeah
I think I have one myself
@@DanoElManoPart one was uploaded 7 months ago.
I would trust Cotton & Bao to read and relate to my Fappening story above anyone else, purely because they've heard it all and do not in the slightest form or fashion negatively judge you for what you did.
Bao openly shared her deeds at 3:28 *so my respect for her & Cotton listening to it too is respectable asf.* 😂❤
I'm struggling to breathe rn from watching these two react to these confessions 🤣
The last story is possibly the most heartwarming of them all. IDK if that person and their friend ended up making something more permanent of it, but if you can both laugh through getting caught and ignored, they're a keeper.
I'm way to paranoid for any of this - i lock myself in the bathroom, put on headphones if im watching something, put on the fan or even run the shower to drown out any noises. Even if people do come home while im in the middle of something, they're used to me taking long baths/showers and hanging out in there because ibs issues so they never question it.
Relatable
Bro i do the same thing with the shower
Bao is the exact type of degenerate person that I respect. Same. Sometimes you just gotta be loud and then reap the consequences after. Amazing energy cotton and bao give off
Last story reminds of something I did during my first time i had this stupid intrusive thought near the end, so when we finished I whispered in my boyfriend's ear "are you feeling it now Mr Krabs". It made him laugh.
I mean…I would’ve lost it too
We’re both done doing the deed and then suddenly she whispered that, boy I would’ve thought I won the jackpot lmao
Ma'am you're what they call "A Keeper"
@@StarboyXL9 For real. 😂
And to that other guy's point you're definitely a jackpot!
The laptop smash one was IMPRESSIVE. BONER OF REAL STEEL
The last one was agreeable kinda hot by Bao approval
Bro got bear trapped
Honestly happy to see the return of this XD always a good time with Bao and CottontailVA
Ghost 'busting' is a gold term.
Man. The story about the guy's grandpa is NUTS.
Ngl even if some stories might be fake, it's just fun & entertaining hearing them + seeing their reactions ^^
These stories get crazier each time! Can't wait for the next Fappening!
Whoever thought of "coming and going at the same time" is a genius. I love it.
the mere existence of this video blew my mind but the fact that it was a series blew the remains of my mind into space. the explosion that moment was so powerful and forcefully that it ripped the fabric of spacetime for a few moments.
Not even a minute in and already im loving this. You got yourself a new fan.
Bro was saved by the foulness of his fart 😂
“Hey did this video make you chuckle? Maybe puff a little air out of your nose?” she’s bullying me for having a stuffy nose I CANT PUFF AIR OUT OF IT 😭
That 5th story is crazy, even a finger should not broke a laptop screen.
His meat must be as hard as a rock, literally
Relate to the dad barging in part of the first story right off the bat. Huge embarrassment right there!
Oh that was hilarious 😆. These stories remind me of the ones from the planet Dolan crew. They got caught doing the act too, like people don’t even knock. And when they found out, things got awkward. And that story of the guy doing it in his car, it was hilarious. There’s a time and place for doing that and that’s in the comforts of your own home with no one else home.
Planet dolan is a name I haven't heard in years
I still remember Pandora's story about her watching wrestling and her brother would always barge right in because she left her door open.
10:27 bao, the only reason I didn’t straight up bust a guy was that I’m not the only one in the house despite being the only one awake
HER LITTLE MERMAID MOANA???? MY MAN WTH LMAO
🎶 YOUR WELCOME!,
YOUR WELCUM!!! 🎶
☠️🤣😎😉😏
I need more of these stories!
I’m so glad I found this, now I need to watch the first one
Bro why you want to do keegles to increase distance? The last thing I want to think about is losing track of where that stuff goes like its some stray nerf dart bouncing under or behind the furniture.
"the moment of nuttitude" is so fucking good.
this 2 are so fun and unhinge loved the video
9:53 that is the most chill older brother ever
this video didnt just made me chuckle, it full on blew every last of air out my lungs in laughter
GO, Bao the Whale and CottontailVA, GO!
Look, these are entertaining af to read but I dont think I'd have the balls to submit one of my own (heheh get it?) Because I'm too damn self-conscious lol.
You know, I thought the same too, but my story is in this video lmao.
Ghostbusters cause bustin' makes you feel good.
The grandpa one happened to me as well, but he didnt die, its just so happened that the grit method has zero control over when you reach that point of no return and well somone walked into the room and yea...💀
I hope they know that the fappening is a name that was already used for a major world event about 10 years ago.
McAuliffe's message continued: "The German Commander received the following reply: '22 December 1944. To the German Commander: NUTS!
Hey Bao, can we get a xmas present this year? I’d like a full studio quality rendition of Baolifornia Girls.
4:48 my bro went for the spiderman move
Ok the stories alone had me wheezing. But those paired with the editing had me howling. Excellent video
The viewing beginning to the end changed everyone after this
Loved the video @BaoTheWhale! Can't wait for the next video Girl! I don't know which is better, hearing stories from Reddit or The Fappening LMAO!
So Uh..... Who's getting Plapped in the Thumbnail? Numi? Yuzu? Sinder?
Ayy thanks for uploading this rn, i didn't know what to watch
0:11 Bao means cottontail
omg all the music in this is amazing. Love the persona vibes and other tunes.
Stay strong, Brothers! NNN must not claim anymore!
Nice to get confirmation every now and then that I’m not the only degenerate out there.
Bro those stories are crazy lol but that last one had me laughing lol
These are RANCID, love it.
If they actually watched there would probably be more stories
Carjacking isn’t as common as I thought it would be in these
I hope i wake up from this nightmare realizing it’s 2016 and I just fell asleep in the trampoline and that i can prevent this from being the future. I beg for me to wake up. Please.
Bro😂 these F*p stories were hilarious
Moral of the story. ALWAYS KNOCK.
I saw the notification of the video... I'M GLAD I didn't open it at work 😂
This is so funny and relatable lol.
Bao's laugh gets me every time
Nobody will ever question your lie if it's embarrassing enough.
Ahh... Yes. The ghost buster. 😂
Well I don’t have a pp but I tend to do it in my room- I’m not a ghostbuster but I should be since the walls are thin asf here, I just turn my tv up. I’ve gotten so used to being interrupted that I know how to hop up and reapply my shorts in seconds, hate when I’m close and I get interrupted, covered in sweat and irritated and whatnot
God damn this was the best video I’ve seen all week LMAO😭😭
this is why masshootings are happening
1:40 bro had double post but clarity
At 1st glance bao looks so wholesome then, *she speaks* lmao god bao's voice is hot.
the office one to me, is the most relatable. almost, the same thing happened to me except, it was in my room at my parents house.
Welp we all agree that the flapping is always bad time for some of us 😂😅 but damn it so funny
4:37
Bao saying that is something else 😂😂❤
I read this as "Bao needs your fap stories" and i was gonna tell the thanksgiving story.
at the end of the grandpa story my jaw was dropped.
She said he’s training for her meanwhile those are rookie numbers to anyone who’s single and an introvert
Anyone else with a dead grandparent do the deed and then think, “I’m sorry for sinning, grandma…”
i felt like i nearly had a heart attack on the grandfather one
3:00 bao why do you look funny BAO WHY ARE YOU IN THE CORNER OF MY PHONE BAO-
The fact that this is a series’s made me immediately turn off my phone and do some calisthenics. (I’m light so I can do a ton)
Happy birthday, Bao 🎂
i lowkey think i just have a superpower, im such a veteran ghostbuster that i can not only be fully silent but also have no reaction, it really comes in clutch
It’s easy to get away with just be on your bed with a blanket near your hand and if you hear someone open the door just pull it over you
She matrixed dodged that shit😂😂
I am a member of the Raven Guard when it comes to this… activity.
8:16 holy #### bro that would’ve been unbearably painful and awkward lol
holy fuck this had to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard for ages real or not but easily believable
I now know what a Kegel exercise is. I will be putting this information to good use. Thank you!
Oh no... I've got a hell of a story for this one if they do another. 😅
I didn't know I was a Ghost Buster until today. I don't even grunt.
I would be worried about her brother saying "Don't anything that I wouldn't do"
5:11 for a pint-sized bottomed out keychain like her 3 feathers are enough.
The solution for anyone who had a parent walk in: lock yourself in the bathroom. Doubt anyone will bust down the bathroom door.
9:05 BAO IS BASICALLY ACTING LIKE ME DOING MY ENMU VOICE READING DEMON SLAYER MANGA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
9:17 LMAO
22 years and ive yet to be walked in on. i am absolutely paranoid so i have a 20 step set up before doing the "deed"
fillian should be here because her short is pretty funny
1. bro can shoot a lamp off a a tablethe n the lady dadges like the matrix
2. man was wrist deep
Must be a tiny hand... or a really flexible mermaid.
Bao and Cotton are the perfect combo fr
F*p stories? AWESOME.
I’ve been getting recommended this video for 3 months!! I finally caved