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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

Комментарии • 493

  • @Spleenatron9
    @Spleenatron9 9 месяцев назад +2690

    "He's training for me" is wild but also understandable.

    • @unmarkit1027
      @unmarkit1027 9 месяцев назад +48

      WHO COUNTS . DONT PEOPLE ALREADY LOST COUNT

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 9 месяцев назад

      Unhinged cotton moment

    • @m00nyin82
      @m00nyin82 8 месяцев назад +22

      We men shall and will train 💪

    • @franciscs1604
      @franciscs1604 7 месяцев назад

      … *F*€

    • @RadioballZ129
      @RadioballZ129 3 месяца назад +4

      After bro is done, she will have an exit wound where he came.

  • @TK-7193
    @TK-7193 9 месяцев назад +564

    not even batman could get this information out of me

  • @Aritso
    @Aritso 9 месяцев назад +347

    "Ma'am, it's a bit embarrassing. I sh*t my pants back there on the ramp."
    God how hard I laughed.

  • @suckapunch565
    @suckapunch565 9 месяцев назад +1008

    Damn, Bao... that's really fuckin' bold to just flick the bean with friends around. I'd at least have to find a private place.

    • @gabrielkawa3477
      @gabrielkawa3477 9 месяцев назад +71

      Well, I don't think her friends really care even if she told them

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah.

    • @Leave1t
      @Leave1t 5 месяцев назад

      I feel like it’s different for women idk

    • @Kazoo_Itchy
      @Kazoo_Itchy 2 месяца назад +7

      ⁠@@Leave1tnah, it’s definitely just a Bao thing

    • @Mrman1664
      @Mrman1664 Месяц назад +2

      ​@Kazoo_Itchy to be honest, I have done it before it definitely seems easier as a woman, but I was able to do it without anyone noticing

  • @franciscaves4919
    @franciscaves4919 9 месяцев назад +502

    3:58 I do that shit every time 😂 "Situational awareness purposes" killed me 🤣

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 9 месяцев назад +799

    Tip: headphones often have a separate volume depending on device so before you embark on the call of duty turn your normal volume down all the way so if the headphones fail nothing happens

    • @Luna5829
      @Luna5829 9 месяцев назад +60

      essentially all videos will pause if your headphones fuck up (usually)

    • @cjofulue5218
      @cjofulue5218 9 месяцев назад +29

      Can't be caught liking this😂😂

    • @AbdurraheemRaqib10243
      @AbdurraheemRaqib10243 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@cjofulue5218who's looking?

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 8 месяцев назад +4

      Ooo

    • @Mega-Char-X
      @Mega-Char-X 8 месяцев назад +13

      This man right here is a veteran.

  • @MotivatedSparda
    @MotivatedSparda 9 месяцев назад +344

    From listening to all these anecdotes I can safely say that most of these encounters could be solved by investing into the locked door perk, for better safety when your going full gremlin mode.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 8 месяцев назад +7

      ok but how do you explain that

    • @DreaxV2
      @DreaxV2 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@redmist6630 just say, "It's not locked" repeatedly until they start getting a bit mad then say "oh crap it was locked wtf"

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@DreaxV2 but say u live with ur parents or roommates and are putting on a new knob with a lock, everyones gonna know why you may as well have a glass door

    • @cherryrook8684
      @cherryrook8684 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@redmist6630They may know but its better than having someone (repeatedly) walk in on you. Its like locking the bathroom door, yea everyone is gonna know you’re doing the business but nobody walks in to see it so its fine. Out of sight out of mind so to speak

    • @stevie-g-123
      @stevie-g-123 8 месяцев назад +1

      parents don’t let anyone in my house have a lock lol only the bathrooms have them

  • @voiceinyourhead2
    @voiceinyourhead2 9 месяцев назад +1444

    we need a the fappaning the 3rd

    • @DanoElMano
      @DanoElMano 9 месяцев назад +19

      I'm trying to find part one.

    • @enerstar
      @enerstar 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@DanoElManoI had posted the direct link but someone deleted it, it literally doesn't take more than 5 seconds to find it yourself here

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 9 месяцев назад +5

      I gotta submit mine yeah

    • @AnimeNut07
      @AnimeNut07 9 месяцев назад +3

      I think I have one myself

    • @Jerryberry_nl
      @Jerryberry_nl 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@DanoElManoPart one was uploaded 7 months ago.

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 9 месяцев назад +406

    I would trust Cotton & Bao to read and relate to my Fappening story above anyone else, purely because they've heard it all and do not in the slightest form or fashion negatively judge you for what you did.
    Bao openly shared her deeds at 3:28 *so my respect for her & Cotton listening to it too is respectable asf.* 😂❤

  • @lovepandabae
    @lovepandabae 9 месяцев назад +746

    I'm struggling to breathe rn from watching these two react to these confessions 🤣

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 9 месяцев назад +150

    The last story is possibly the most heartwarming of them all. IDK if that person and their friend ended up making something more permanent of it, but if you can both laugh through getting caught and ignored, they're a keeper.

  • @spammonster
    @spammonster 9 месяцев назад +71

    I'm way to paranoid for any of this - i lock myself in the bathroom, put on headphones if im watching something, put on the fan or even run the shower to drown out any noises. Even if people do come home while im in the middle of something, they're used to me taking long baths/showers and hanging out in there because ibs issues so they never question it.

  • @DaxVerus
    @DaxVerus 9 месяцев назад +111

    Bao is the exact type of degenerate person that I respect. Same. Sometimes you just gotta be loud and then reap the consequences after. Amazing energy cotton and bao give off

  • @TheLalacream
    @TheLalacream 9 месяцев назад +157

    Last story reminds of something I did during my first time i had this stupid intrusive thought near the end, so when we finished I whispered in my boyfriend's ear "are you feeling it now Mr Krabs". It made him laugh.

    • @angelredvivar
      @angelredvivar 9 месяцев назад +29

      I mean…I would’ve lost it too
      We’re both done doing the deed and then suddenly she whispered that, boy I would’ve thought I won the jackpot lmao

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 7 месяцев назад +14

      Ma'am you're what they call "A Keeper"

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@StarboyXL9 For real. 😂
      And to that other guy's point you're definitely a jackpot!

  • @unmarkit1027
    @unmarkit1027 9 месяцев назад +107

    The laptop smash one was IMPRESSIVE. BONER OF REAL STEEL
    The last one was agreeable kinda hot by Bao approval

    • @Hoothouse
      @Hoothouse 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bro got bear trapped

  • @urbncampr
    @urbncampr 9 месяцев назад +155

    Honestly happy to see the return of this XD always a good time with Bao and CottontailVA

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 9 месяцев назад +45

    Ghost 'busting' is a gold term.

  • @ErimosAster
    @ErimosAster 8 месяцев назад +36

    Man. The story about the guy's grandpa is NUTS.

  • @Roecky
    @Roecky 9 месяцев назад +78

    Ngl even if some stories might be fake, it's just fun & entertaining hearing them + seeing their reactions ^^

  • @samhead2001
    @samhead2001 9 месяцев назад +85

    These stories get crazier each time! Can't wait for the next Fappening!

  • @Noobzlikeu
    @Noobzlikeu 8 месяцев назад +18

    Whoever thought of "coming and going at the same time" is a genius. I love it.

  • @rexr0b0twars80
    @rexr0b0twars80 8 месяцев назад +10

    the mere existence of this video blew my mind but the fact that it was a series blew the remains of my mind into space. the explosion that moment was so powerful and forcefully that it ripped the fabric of spacetime for a few moments.

  • @krivbecniathewanderingwast5198
    @krivbecniathewanderingwast5198 9 месяцев назад +25

    Not even a minute in and already im loving this. You got yourself a new fan.

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 9 месяцев назад +42

    Bro was saved by the foulness of his fart 😂

  • @arvy7513
    @arvy7513 Месяц назад +2

    “Hey did this video make you chuckle? Maybe puff a little air out of your nose?” she’s bullying me for having a stuffy nose I CANT PUFF AIR OUT OF IT 😭

  • @tobubiify
    @tobubiify 8 месяцев назад +10

    That 5th story is crazy, even a finger should not broke a laptop screen.
    His meat must be as hard as a rock, literally

  • @ren_suzugamori1427
    @ren_suzugamori1427 9 месяцев назад +23

    Relate to the dad barging in part of the first story right off the bat. Huge embarrassment right there!

  • @cockerspanielfan56
    @cockerspanielfan56 9 месяцев назад +48

    Oh that was hilarious 😆. These stories remind me of the ones from the planet Dolan crew. They got caught doing the act too, like people don’t even knock. And when they found out, things got awkward. And that story of the guy doing it in his car, it was hilarious. There’s a time and place for doing that and that’s in the comforts of your own home with no one else home.

    • @Sio1327
      @Sio1327 9 месяцев назад +3

      Planet dolan is a name I haven't heard in years

    • @naraku971
      @naraku971 9 месяцев назад

      I still remember Pandora's story about her watching wrestling and her brother would always barge right in because she left her door open.

  • @animefan3794
    @animefan3794 9 месяцев назад +14

    10:27 bao, the only reason I didn’t straight up bust a guy was that I’m not the only one in the house despite being the only one awake

  • @thix_gaming
    @thix_gaming 9 месяцев назад +19

    HER LITTLE MERMAID MOANA???? MY MAN WTH LMAO

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 9 месяцев назад +4

      🎶 YOUR WELCOME!,
      YOUR WELCUM!!! 🎶
      ☠️🤣😎😉😏

  • @tmr.hortezano
    @tmr.hortezano 9 месяцев назад +19

    I need more of these stories!

  • @tricksterkitsune
    @tricksterkitsune 9 месяцев назад +11

    I’m so glad I found this, now I need to watch the first one

  • @TundraCrow
    @TundraCrow 9 месяцев назад +16

    Bro why you want to do keegles to increase distance? The last thing I want to think about is losing track of where that stuff goes like its some stray nerf dart bouncing under or behind the furniture.

  • @AikaHoshii
    @AikaHoshii 9 месяцев назад +11

    "the moment of nuttitude" is so fucking good.

  • @marcohas
    @marcohas 9 месяцев назад +13

    this 2 are so fun and unhinge loved the video

  • @Firefly-Simp-HSR
    @Firefly-Simp-HSR 4 месяца назад +1

    9:53 that is the most chill older brother ever

  • @4gent13
    @4gent13 5 месяцев назад +2

    this video didnt just made me chuckle, it full on blew every last of air out my lungs in laughter

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 9 месяцев назад +16

    GO, Bao the Whale and CottontailVA, GO!

  • @joshthetrucker9589
    @joshthetrucker9589 9 месяцев назад +32

    Look, these are entertaining af to read but I dont think I'd have the balls to submit one of my own (heheh get it?) Because I'm too damn self-conscious lol.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 15 дней назад +1

      You know, I thought the same too, but my story is in this video lmao.

  • @pcalix17
    @pcalix17 9 месяцев назад +9

    Ghostbusters cause bustin' makes you feel good.

  • @abisailaboy5778
    @abisailaboy5778 8 месяцев назад +4

    The grandpa one happened to me as well, but he didnt die, its just so happened that the grit method has zero control over when you reach that point of no return and well somone walked into the room and yea...💀

  • @PatLund
    @PatLund 9 месяцев назад +7

    I hope they know that the fappening is a name that was already used for a major world event about 10 years ago.

  • @Joel27047
    @Joel27047 8 месяцев назад +3

    McAuliffe's message continued: "The German Commander received the following reply: '22 December 1944. To the German Commander: NUTS!

  • @Foxfire-xq5ij
    @Foxfire-xq5ij 9 месяцев назад +11

    Hey Bao, can we get a xmas present this year? I’d like a full studio quality rendition of Baolifornia Girls.

  • @That_Damn_Catboy
    @That_Damn_Catboy 2 месяца назад +3

    4:48 my bro went for the spiderman move

  • @VictiniStar101
    @VictiniStar101 9 месяцев назад +5

    Ok the stories alone had me wheezing. But those paired with the editing had me howling. Excellent video

  • @serorian_nedreno
    @serorian_nedreno 9 месяцев назад +5

    The viewing beginning to the end changed everyone after this

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 9 месяцев назад +6

    Loved the video @BaoTheWhale! Can't wait for the next video Girl! I don't know which is better, hearing stories from Reddit or The Fappening LMAO!
    So Uh..... Who's getting Plapped in the Thumbnail? Numi? Yuzu? Sinder?

  • @こい-こい
    @こい-こい 9 месяцев назад +4

    Ayy thanks for uploading this rn, i didn't know what to watch

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy 9 месяцев назад +3

    0:11 Bao means cottontail

  • @thefoxmoonlight
    @thefoxmoonlight 8 месяцев назад +1

    omg all the music in this is amazing. Love the persona vibes and other tunes.

  • @amanawolf9166
    @amanawolf9166 9 месяцев назад +12

    Stay strong, Brothers! NNN must not claim anymore!

  • @easymcgeex
    @easymcgeex 9 месяцев назад +6

    Nice to get confirmation every now and then that I’m not the only degenerate out there.

  • @shadowwolfSW
    @shadowwolfSW 9 месяцев назад +3

    Bro those stories are crazy lol but that last one had me laughing lol

  • @physrune
    @physrune 9 месяцев назад +2

    These are RANCID, love it.

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 9 месяцев назад +7

    If they actually watched there would probably be more stories

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 9 месяцев назад +3

    Carjacking isn’t as common as I thought it would be in these

  • @AmnesiaGaming1432
    @AmnesiaGaming1432 Месяц назад

    I hope i wake up from this nightmare realizing it’s 2016 and I just fell asleep in the trampoline and that i can prevent this from being the future. I beg for me to wake up. Please.

  • @justinwilson4349
    @justinwilson4349 9 месяцев назад +7

    Bro😂 these F*p stories were hilarious

  • @zepher_blackstoc2366
    @zepher_blackstoc2366 5 месяцев назад +1

    Moral of the story. ALWAYS KNOCK.

  • @Esteban-zo6fw
    @Esteban-zo6fw 9 месяцев назад +3

    I saw the notification of the video... I'M GLAD I didn't open it at work 😂

  • @angelsantana3355
    @angelsantana3355 9 месяцев назад +5

    This is so funny and relatable lol.

  • @thatperson9750
    @thatperson9750 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bao's laugh gets me every time

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 8 месяцев назад +1

    Nobody will ever question your lie if it's embarrassing enough.

  • @kuhinahiruko
    @kuhinahiruko 9 месяцев назад +6

    Ahh... Yes. The ghost buster. 😂

  • @thezombiegoatman5369
    @thezombiegoatman5369 7 месяцев назад +1

    Well I don’t have a pp but I tend to do it in my room- I’m not a ghostbuster but I should be since the walls are thin asf here, I just turn my tv up. I’ve gotten so used to being interrupted that I know how to hop up and reapply my shorts in seconds, hate when I’m close and I get interrupted, covered in sweat and irritated and whatnot

  • @cookiepup3960
    @cookiepup3960 5 месяцев назад +1

    God damn this was the best video I’ve seen all week LMAO😭😭

  • @little_kopy
    @little_kopy 9 месяцев назад +3

    this is why masshootings are happening

  • @SebDystic
    @SebDystic 9 месяцев назад +2

    1:40 bro had double post but clarity

  • @M4TTYN
    @M4TTYN 9 месяцев назад +1

    At 1st glance bao looks so wholesome then, *she speaks* lmao god bao's voice is hot.

  • @nickolasrobinson5964
    @nickolasrobinson5964 7 месяцев назад

    the office one to me, is the most relatable. almost, the same thing happened to me except, it was in my room at my parents house.

  • @fredramos92
    @fredramos92 9 месяцев назад +2

    Welp we all agree that the flapping is always bad time for some of us 😂😅 but damn it so funny

  • @Boo-_-M
    @Boo-_-M 3 месяца назад

    4:37
    Bao saying that is something else 😂😂❤

  • @mr.nickols1293
    @mr.nickols1293 9 месяцев назад +3

    I read this as "Bao needs your fap stories" and i was gonna tell the thanksgiving story.

  • @Enjoyer_of_many_things
    @Enjoyer_of_many_things 9 месяцев назад +3

    at the end of the grandpa story my jaw was dropped.

  • @Lotus-hb3nx
    @Lotus-hb3nx 9 месяцев назад +1

    She said he’s training for her meanwhile those are rookie numbers to anyone who’s single and an introvert

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 9 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone else with a dead grandparent do the deed and then think, “I’m sorry for sinning, grandma…”

  • @EricRothwell-wd3um
    @EricRothwell-wd3um 29 дней назад

    i felt like i nearly had a heart attack on the grandfather one

  • @AlyssafaithRochester
    @AlyssafaithRochester 5 месяцев назад

    3:00 bao why do you look funny BAO WHY ARE YOU IN THE CORNER OF MY PHONE BAO-

  • @liampullman1198
    @liampullman1198 9 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that this is a series’s made me immediately turn off my phone and do some calisthenics. (I’m light so I can do a ton)

  • @gabrielkawa3477
    @gabrielkawa3477 9 месяцев назад +2

    Happy birthday, Bao 🎂

  • @OzzyIDV
    @OzzyIDV 6 месяцев назад

    i lowkey think i just have a superpower, im such a veteran ghostbuster that i can not only be fully silent but also have no reaction, it really comes in clutch

  • @Weebunit1
    @Weebunit1 3 месяца назад

    It’s easy to get away with just be on your bed with a blanket near your hand and if you hear someone open the door just pull it over you

  • @AshLucifer666
    @AshLucifer666 8 месяцев назад +1

    She matrixed dodged that shit😂😂

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 9 месяцев назад +2

    I am a member of the Raven Guard when it comes to this… activity.

  • @Colton-real
    @Colton-real Месяц назад

    8:16 holy #### bro that would’ve been unbearably painful and awkward lol

  • @mysyict3xas226
    @mysyict3xas226 8 месяцев назад

    holy fuck this had to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard for ages real or not but easily believable

  • @admiralrogers1157
    @admiralrogers1157 Месяц назад

    I now know what a Kegel exercise is. I will be putting this information to good use. Thank you!

  • @retrohipster1060
    @retrohipster1060 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh no... I've got a hell of a story for this one if they do another. 😅

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 7 месяцев назад

    I didn't know I was a Ghost Buster until today. I don't even grunt.

  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre 7 месяцев назад

    I would be worried about her brother saying "Don't anything that I wouldn't do"

  • @plumber1337
    @plumber1337 9 месяцев назад

    5:11 for a pint-sized bottomed out keychain like her 3 feathers are enough.

  • @haon_the_fox8924
    @haon_the_fox8924 5 месяцев назад

    The solution for anyone who had a parent walk in: lock yourself in the bathroom. Doubt anyone will bust down the bathroom door.

  • @JUSTSUMENMUANDTAMATOASHIT
    @JUSTSUMENMUANDTAMATOASHIT 3 месяца назад

    9:05 BAO IS BASICALLY ACTING LIKE ME DOING MY ENMU VOICE READING DEMON SLAYER MANGA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    9:17 LMAO

  • @totallyaporo4248
    @totallyaporo4248 8 месяцев назад

    22 years and ive yet to be walked in on. i am absolutely paranoid so i have a 20 step set up before doing the "deed"

  • @RickyTheRat09
    @RickyTheRat09 9 месяцев назад +7

    fillian should be here because her short is pretty funny

  • @shadow662
    @shadow662 4 месяца назад +1

    1. bro can shoot a lamp off a a tablethe n the lady dadges like the matrix
    2. man was wrist deep

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord 6 месяцев назад

    Bao and Cotton are the perfect combo fr

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 9 месяцев назад +4

    F*p stories? AWESOME.

  • @VictorianSnailGod
    @VictorianSnailGod 5 месяцев назад

    I’ve been getting recommended this video for 3 months!! I finally caved