Bao's Weirdest Turn Ons and Turn Offs

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @GamerSmacks
    @GamerSmacks Год назад +1742

    I can feel the editors braincells disappearing with every meme

  • @peacelovemetal5197
    @peacelovemetal5197 Год назад +960

    I love how quickly the editor put in a meme about his sanity. Truly an average Bao moment right there.

  • @Fittkins
    @Fittkins Год назад +783

    I am terrified if Bao ever goes to the wolf enclosure at a zoo while drunk.

    • @BuffySwartz
      @BuffySwartz Год назад +48

      Bao be like it’s breeding time, teehee ❤ what’s wrong with that?

    • @keycrafter7471
      @keycrafter7471 Год назад +33

      Iirc some tweet which was her friend saying she barked at some dogs or wolves at some zoo or park, but i maybe wrong

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Год назад +14

      ​@@BuffySwartzI mean, she gonna die, man, but not our problem

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Год назад

      ​@@keycrafter7471I bark at my dog when she barks at me, but I do that out of spite 'cause that bitch cannot shut up

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Год назад

      Remember to keep this bitch away from dogs as well

  • @t0xicWazte
    @t0xicWazte Год назад +467

    Seeing this live was the funniest shit ever bro. Bao was on her peak unhinged arc and good lord was it funny as hell bro 😭😂

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex Год назад +276

    "I have standards, I just can't remember them." --- Bo the Whale, 2023

  • @TonyBomboozled
    @TonyBomboozled Год назад +300

    Never let Bao learn about Blaidd's kill animation and dialogue.

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 Год назад +93

    6:20 This guy has the best submission by far. The "consensually" and "in Minecraft" in the midst of the inane rambles just add so much to it

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Год назад +71

    Although there may be no womb in Bao's heart for womb tattoos, she will ink all over the place (like a super turned on octopus) whenever she sees a really bang-able goblin woman.

  • @JarenceThatShowerGuy
    @JarenceThatShowerGuy Год назад +119

    On today's episode of "Bao's Unhingery, Caught on Cam", we witness her -slow- immediate - and continual- admittance that she has totally sunk into her own pit of pleasures and there is no saving her. xD

  • @NoztrozeR
    @NoztrozeR Год назад +56

    Give your editor a raise. The amount of Bao they have to endure, and the end product they produce is pure gold... Just, give them a raise.

  • @jediskywalker356
    @jediskywalker356 Год назад +7

    The “compliments: turn off” is pretty relatable ngl.

  • @PhobostheDarkOne
    @PhobostheDarkOne Год назад +249

    I want a girl who looks at me like Bao does to Blaidd, except without the creepiness

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 Год назад +42

      The creepiness is the best part! 😫

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Год назад +3

      Same, but in case of creepiness, just get a shotgun, it is cool, it works and gets the job done quickly and easily

    • @dragondudeification
      @dragondudeification Год назад +13

      Just use a spray botte if they get out of control

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater Год назад +5

      @@dragondudeification Ah yes, the ones who fire 9x19 mm water sprays?

    • @strongestgamer2501
      @strongestgamer2501 Год назад

      Try an actual girl sometime

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 Год назад +108

    Let us pray to the gigachad Editor for not only editing *that absolute 🔥🔥🔥 first minute* but also for having to watch a tidal wave of horni turn ons & turn offs whilst Camila & Bao-sama add on with their own mega horni. 😂❤

  • @ChrisGamingNL333
    @ChrisGamingNL333 Год назад +26

    Poor editor-san having to edit this
    Definitely deserves a raise :)
    Great editing as always of course :D

  • @confuzionn4843
    @confuzionn4843 Год назад +23

    the editor doesn't need an oscar, he needs fucking help holy shit.

  • @LasagnyaMcMeatsauce
    @LasagnyaMcMeatsauce Год назад +3

    I love the editor's use of the DBZ track destruction near the end lmao
    I get the implication ;)

    • @th3v01d_3
      @th3v01d_3 11 месяцев назад

      is the rock music from dbz? it sounds really good.

  • @TowAZKi
    @TowAZKi Год назад +15

    Sending biggest love and support and the warmest hug to Bao ❤

  • @theponygamer66
    @theponygamer66 Год назад +15

    Honestly i feel like sean would do a michael scott and start doing the "please god no no noooooooooooo" if he ever saw bao violating blighthe

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine Год назад +1

      I've not exactly played Elden Ring, but I've been exposed to enough esoteric Welsh girls to tell you, that's not even close to spelling Blaidd.

  • @spammables4528
    @spammables4528 Год назад +8

    That one guy turned on by cerebrospinal fluid

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 Год назад +2

    Bao’s thirst is a global threat. An Avenger’s level threat.

  • @starcast5834
    @starcast5834 Год назад +2

    Editor is a legend for the og Jontron clip, I haven’t seen him in ages

  • @DoodleLing
    @DoodleLing Год назад +7

    There is no saving those who have fallen too deep...

  • @dylanparrott8347
    @dylanparrott8347 Год назад +5

    chat: *wolf people ain't my thing*
    bao: *YOU WANNA FIGHT ME BRO?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME!*
    we all know bao we all know you like da wolves lmfao

  • @nintykidthegamer5088
    @nintykidthegamer5088 Год назад +6

    Bao's editor needs a raise...

  • @johnwolfie6819
    @johnwolfie6819 Год назад +2

    6:17 I'm not parasocial okay,I'm just a labradore in human skin.😭😭
    I just like making new friends when I'm not moody,and yes,I am an adult...mostly functioning.

  • @johnsilver2154
    @johnsilver2154 Год назад +13

    Weirdest Turn on and off are Futa and smells. This video did not really haunt me at all it was more informative and funnier to watch. Bao and Camila both into watersports and wolfmen.

  • @illdecidelater723
    @illdecidelater723 Год назад +4

    Who let these 2 collab?! Lmaooooo this was great

  • @carlosalvarezruiz9351
    @carlosalvarezruiz9351 Год назад +2

    You are hilarious, Bao. Congratulate the editors in my behalf

  • @shuurin_raichi
    @shuurin_raichi Год назад +2

    when u eat dinner and bao gets to the piss flavoured ramune

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 Год назад +3

    It's hard to say this, but Bao has sunk to a new low! Keep it coming, Bao! Let's Go!!!

  • @joseroa5243
    @joseroa5243 Год назад +5

    wow bao new record to break the editor in 33 seconds

  • @Next_Genesis
    @Next_Genesis 11 месяцев назад +1

    7:46 Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo-

    • @csamentem5580
      @csamentem5580 5 месяцев назад

      Killer queen has already touched the comment section

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 Год назад +1

    Bao's weirdest turn ons and turn offs? AWESOME. Yes, please. We all love where this is going.

  • @heartbeatguyman113
    @heartbeatguyman113 4 месяца назад

    Look, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are into Death from Puss in Boots, and those who are wrong.

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 Год назад +3

    Me and my ex wife had a hunting rifle that belonged to her dad. During bedroom activities, she'd often point it at my head. This was often extremely awkward and even caused a few accidents, given that this is a full length, heavy hunting rifle rather than a typical pistol. Also there are 5 separate occasions I'm aware of where the rifle was loaded, because we also used it while hunting and sometimes forgor to make sure it wasn't loaded before having our fun.
    Anyway since the divorce I've had ED except recently, when a very nice lady held a knife to my throat. I've bedroomed this nice lady again since then, without the knife being needed, but it's clear to me that the knife was necessary for the opener, and will probably be needed again if we do it again too many times without the knife. I don't doubt that nice lady will be into it but she's also clumsy so I do doubt that I'm going to survive to see 2025.
    Actual health hazard I win :p

    • @donotreply8979
      @donotreply8979 8 месяцев назад

      What in the holy fuck

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 8 месяцев назад

      @@donotreply8979
      Update: she accidentally cut her hand open while trying to choke me at the same time as pressing the knife to me. We are no longer seeing eachother.

    • @asahmosskmf4639
      @asahmosskmf4639 6 месяцев назад

      i used to know a girl that got turned on and wanted me to bite her, and she was dissapointed i couldnt bring myself to bring blood. originally i thought it'd be cool to be with a red haired girl. we kinda drifted apart after she thought it was funny to pretend having an imaginary guy cheat on me via text ( hint : she was the guy texted on her phone that " he " was doing her on their dads boat ) .
      this was before i met my ex-wife who was turned on by movies like Hostel 2 ( usually ended up making out during the movie. ) ...

  • @HomeGamer1155
    @HomeGamer1155 6 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly I think bao just has a huge bite kink and is a closet furry at this point 😂 0:18

  • @gilsonjr112
    @gilsonjr112 Год назад +1

    holy fucking jesus, i hope the editor keeps his mental health in check after this

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Год назад +27

    I’m seriously starting to worry about Bao’s sanity. Is that weird?

  • @gold_goblin3272
    @gold_goblin3272 Год назад +4

    Men's crazy 😂 6:30
    Ok that mf ain't even the only pecuriality

  • @Neako_Mira
    @Neako_Mira Год назад

    5:07 Dude- I was hating on my skills in sports once and my friends reaction was “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE CHEST AND STRANGLE YOU IF YOU KEEP HATING IN YOURSELF, GURL” …..👏👏

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 Год назад +2

    I anyone know if the VOD for this stream is still around? Asking for a friend...

  • @crimsonstudios680
    @crimsonstudios680 Год назад

    Bro the editor is so fucking funny. I keep cracking up whenever they interject with something

  • @100blueeyedboy
    @100blueeyedboy Год назад +4

    6:28 that is an orc! not a goblin. veeery different (but both good)

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 Год назад +1

    Bao is so.... special. All of her friends are very... special.... 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin Год назад

    The wolf one seems like some kind of personal attack.

  • @JackDPearl
    @JackDPearl Год назад

    Just looking at this preview pic fills me with deep foreboding.

  • @disqorddoge1101
    @disqorddoge1101 Год назад +2

    Damn. I’ve been sleeping on Bao. This chick knows how to party.

  • @the_hunter3444
    @the_hunter3444 Месяц назад

    the blood one made me relive something.

  • @Hekatt1
    @Hekatt1 Год назад +2

    Does anyone have a link to the vod. Or a time frame too look for it?

  • @WyattRobbins14
    @WyattRobbins14 Год назад +2

    “Blood”
    Me: *W h a t*

  • @CallieKou
    @CallieKou Год назад

    Ok but bao is so real for the bite claims

  • @CadetTommy2145
    @CadetTommy2145 9 месяцев назад

    “Is that… fur? Coming out of your ears?”

  • @Acornsgo
    @Acornsgo Год назад +3

    I no longer get turned on, I have completed all the side quests and an now free of the horny.

  • @1987metalhead
    @1987metalhead Год назад +2

    Wow, hearing that old school Dragonball Z music was a real kick XD
    EDIT: The Golden Frieza theme was fun to hear too~

  • @jackmesrel4933
    @jackmesrel4933 Год назад

    The goblin guy has the soul of a poet, hooooly

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam Год назад

    Lol holy Bao snapped when she heard someone dissing her Blaidd

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Год назад +1

    What interest me was that scooby looking short clip that was used. I wanna watch it.

  • @brycelynds3768
    @brycelynds3768 6 месяцев назад

    So we’re just kink shaming this video. Lmfaooo perfect content lw
    Also bao in ber rice purity test: I DON’T LIKE GETTING PEED ON
    Bao when talking about Blaid or Death Puss in Boots: I WANT THEM TO MARK ME (think about the fact that that especially blaid is a wolf).
    I’m confused here Bao. You’re having it both ways 😂

  • @simplyya1457
    @simplyya1457 Год назад +2

    The coach part took me out. Bao is so funny bro

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies Год назад +1

    relating to people who are too overfamiliar. A friend introduced me to his friend to play games with. We had been playing for less than an hour when I said I did something silly and he reponded "YEAH, you WOULD do that!" Like... fuck you, you don't know me, you don't even know my name. You gotta build up to that level of friendliness

  • @KingArgus-fy5xq
    @KingArgus-fy5xq Год назад +6

    I feel like Bao would like me. I am built like a literal grizzly.

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Год назад +1

      shoot your shot. "only thing she can say is no".

  • @yuurou7927
    @yuurou7927 Год назад

    Blaidd: Your enthusiasm is confusing. However, it doesn't matter, we'll get used to it, with time.
    Death: Yes, yes, I can see you're living your life fully and it was amusing for a moment. Not anymore.

  • @flawedandnotperfect
    @flawedandnotperfect Год назад +2

    When Lady Bao wants Death ta mark er
    Death: how many lives did ya loss?
    Lady Bao: non
    Death:... I'm leaving

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 Год назад +1

    4:31 Damn, that one hits close to home

  • @azmakikian5400
    @azmakikian5400 5 месяцев назад

    Anyone know the song at 9:25 ? It sounds so familiar but I can't figure it out

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 4 месяца назад

    I'm late on this, but Bao must never see my OC then if she's THAT MUCH into wolf guys.....
    Also, that "huh" sound effect to when Bao said "that's literally metamorphosis".... yeah, that editor didn't know about that "manga" did they?

  • @yata_garasu
    @yata_garasu Год назад +1

    holy shit the way i learned something new about myself during this video

  • @Hoothouse
    @Hoothouse Год назад +1

    Im genuinely surprised this is on RUclips and if it isnt demonitized thats crazy

  • @WickedRaptor_03
    @WickedRaptor_03 Год назад

    This editor is fire 🔥🔥

  • @c47_erik45
    @c47_erik45 Год назад

    bro i cant.... "I dont like it if people are nice to me really quickly because they feel like they can trust me and be themselfes, thats kinda a turn off" them: "yeah it seems parasocial"
    Also them when they hear "stripping somone of their humanity and free will to have a soulless puppet to use" : "uh yes, me likey, daddy uwu"
    WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @Cliffhanger_2007
    @Cliffhanger_2007 Год назад +3

    Very weird yet understandable 👍🏼

  • @Cerulean_XD
    @Cerulean_XD 11 месяцев назад

    2:00 bao…you can’t just call me out like that.

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI Год назад

    Modularity. You know Dullahans? Like that, but not just the head.

  • @jackanarchy99
    @jackanarchy99 3 месяца назад

    Hide Honey Goblin from Bao.

  • @ayaria7217
    @ayaria7217 Год назад

    Seem like the twitch link in the description is wrong. One too many "o" at the end of the link.
    And checking other videos, the link seem to be wrong in all of them.

  • @JellyoooDonut3
    @JellyoooDonut3 Год назад

    Bao: YOU WOULDNT GET IT!

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis Год назад +1

    You only exist on this world to live long enough to have a real wolfman dom you.

  • @ultimatealchemist9401
    @ultimatealchemist9401 Год назад

    What's the name of the music that plays when they're talking about goblins?

  • @starkhikaru8032
    @starkhikaru8032 Год назад +1

    5:41 where this meme from? That mans on the move.

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 Год назад

    10:15 My brotha is getting gaslit here

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 11 месяцев назад

    The problem with the word spank is its association to child battery.

  • @TK-7193
    @TK-7193 Год назад +1

    my weirdest turn ons and off are;
    on) feminine ANYTHING. futas, flamboyant femboys (like astolfo for example), furries, protogens, synths, "i aint a furry but" y'know if its got curves im game.
    off) anything unconsentual. ntr, r@pe, forced(unless its roleplay), obsession. i cant enjoy myself unless the other individual(s) is of legal age and is consenting themselves too.

  • @ZestiDeath
    @ZestiDeath Год назад

    I feel the editors will to live fade away along with my own sanity

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy Год назад +2

    3:00 because it hurts Bao I love u.

  • @Auggy86
    @Auggy86 Год назад

    The Female Cox n Crendor right here 😂

  • @robertforeman8494
    @robertforeman8494 Год назад

    >.> the way you say "seattle area." Makes me this tough either live here... or visited enough to know our secrets... tells a lot about you though XDDDDD

  • @cavalierliberty6838
    @cavalierliberty6838 Год назад +1

    7:06 THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

  • @fredramos92
    @fredramos92 Год назад

    Editor is like us the brain 🧠 are now gone lol 😆

  • @erseshe
    @erseshe Год назад

    6:53 Bro I've never seen anyone with this much of a problem with drinking water, like what's wrong with tap? Even if you aren't thirsty, surely being refreshed is nice???

  • @scarecrowksr1906
    @scarecrowksr1906 Год назад

    Poor Editor, don't worry friend you're doing god's work. You will be rewarded for all your lost sanity

  • @aa-hx5tk
    @aa-hx5tk Год назад +1

    If the video doesn't damage the editors during production I don't want it

  • @macklinwright3966
    @macklinwright3966 Год назад

    8:20 *based hunter killer drone inbound*

  • @Tactical_Tailgater
    @Tactical_Tailgater Год назад +1

    Keep Bao away from the dogs! No! She is touching that pug weirdly! We are doomed!!

  • @Im-Cyber
    @Im-Cyber Год назад

    Ah right I remember now, bao scares me.

  • @bengan1748
    @bengan1748 Год назад

    What's the music at 7:50?

    • @csamentem5580
      @csamentem5580 5 месяцев назад

      Killer (yoshikage kira’s theme)

  • @DJ_LilPaycheck
    @DJ_LilPaycheck Год назад

    Editor-san you suffer so we can enjoy the video and your sacrifice is not in vain

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 Год назад +1

    Never Change Bao

  • @blindshrodinger
    @blindshrodinger Год назад

    Wolf look I got it ... Being hairy sucks tho frfr lmao

  • @LolaTheDragonOfficial.
    @LolaTheDragonOfficial. Год назад

    i relate so much to the compliment turn off😞

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe Год назад +5

    6:28, umm excuse me, that is clearly an *orc* woman