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Комментарии • 353

  • @mynumlulz12
    @mynumlulz12 6 месяцев назад +167

    The most ruthless roast has got to be "If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your IQ." That was so well thought out too.

    • @alchemist824
      @alchemist824 2 месяца назад +2

      I think it's a 3 way tie between that one, the technology one, and the Lego piece one

  • @PyroDay991
    @PyroDay991 6 месяцев назад +953

    Numi and Lilys friend sure took a pounding
    The first of her life

    • @endocean117
      @endocean117 6 месяцев назад +101

      She just laid there for it the entire time, too.

    • @nygomi8652
      @nygomi8652 6 месяцев назад +32

      First and probably only

    • @AZUDAI96
      @AZUDAI96 6 месяцев назад +34

      At least she took a pounding unlike numi 😂

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@AZUDAI96yeah, she'd just run away

    • @mihai000000
      @mihai000000 3 месяца назад +5

      @@AZUDAI96 or lucy lol

  • @thumbbro8977
    @thumbbro8977 6 месяцев назад +571

    7:38 I'm SO GLAD this one made it in, her reaction to it had me on the floor wheezing!
    (my mum is not actually dead, it was a completely impulsive statement)

    • @Jamesthewraith
      @Jamesthewraith 6 месяцев назад +27

      I was gonna say that one, but you took it before me

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 5 месяцев назад +8

      It's such a good counter though. Outstanding move

  • @Dr_Mortis_SCP
    @Dr_Mortis_SCP 6 месяцев назад +1410

    I’m starting to wonder if Bao is a masochist, considering she just asked her ruthless chat to insult her

  • @Murdrad
    @Murdrad 6 месяцев назад +259

    4:10 I love it. "Ghost would friging despise you!" "you take that back. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

  • @swfd_
    @swfd_ 6 месяцев назад +1337

    short answer to the title: no

    • @swfd_
      @swfd_ 6 месяцев назад +30

      *never

    • @RoflCannon6
      @RoflCannon6 6 месяцев назад +15

      An answer as tall as Bao

    • @russell4653
      @russell4653 6 месяцев назад +6

      “That’s the neat part, you don’t.”

    • @oma6146
      @oma6146 6 месяцев назад +2

      Aight thanks now I don't have to watch the vid

    • @ryanmacarthur6250
      @ryanmacarthur6250 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's not a yes or no question

  • @samuelclayhills3298
    @samuelclayhills3298 6 месяцев назад +174

    Bao: Aight I'll let them cook.
    Chat: Our time has come.

  • @reaperdeathgod1
    @reaperdeathgod1 6 месяцев назад +267

    Damn, numi's friend really is funny

  • @BiggestWeedTTV
    @BiggestWeedTTV 6 месяцев назад +324

    The ego to IQ one is gold

    • @AKStovall
      @AKStovall 6 месяцев назад +7

      I think I'm stealing that one.

    • @Kratos_TM
      @Kratos_TM 6 месяцев назад +13

      Gotta let you know its a 5 year old reddit joke unfortunately

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 6 месяцев назад +8

      It's a classic. Nothing wrong with listening to good tunes again

    • @Username-2
      @Username-2 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Kratos_TMso are like 90% of these roasts tbh

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter 6 месяцев назад +78

    The ego/IQ roast is still my favourite from the entire stream

    • @thatguyyouknow7804
      @thatguyyouknow7804 5 месяцев назад +2

      Eh, ive heard that one for years so I don’t even register it anymore.

  • @AuraPhoenix1500
    @AuraPhoenix1500 6 месяцев назад +80

    Chat missed a golden opportunity tbh...when she threatened them to not mention any other female vtubers, they should have immediately flooded her chat with messages praising Jowol.

  • @spunoffsee
    @spunoffsee 6 месяцев назад +103

    Bao: Chat, I'm going away for a while. Please, give me your worst.
    Chat: *Whips out a scroll that extends from Cali to NC* So...

  • @willb.nimble6749
    @willb.nimble6749 6 месяцев назад +66

    Man, having watched Bao at the start, I'm happy to see that the chat is still giving her a good ribbing.

  • @user-bd1hx6wg4j
    @user-bd1hx6wg4j 6 месяцев назад +24

    Bao : ok chat roast me.
    Chat : your funeral

  • @konijpg1561
    @konijpg1561 6 месяцев назад +61

    man. bao got roasted so hard we have to put whales further back on the endangered list.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 6 месяцев назад +63

    Jeez, Numi and Yuzu’s friend got nuked from high orbit!

    • @BiggieBungas
      @BiggieBungas 2 месяца назад +2

      I think "third wheel" or "acquaintance" would be more accurate

  • @worm4877
    @worm4877 6 месяцев назад +276

    C-cup???
    More like Cant-See Cup

    • @Kirbyfan87827
      @Kirbyfan87827 6 месяцев назад +38

      The C stands for John Cena because you can't see them

  • @Mau_Soleum
    @Mau_Soleum 6 месяцев назад +39

    6:48 hey, mine made it in! :D
    Indeed, Bao is my favorite fall-breaking trampoline

  • @La_Ke
    @La_Ke 6 месяцев назад +26

    From Bao not being visible for 5 minutes because she messed up settings to the last insult played, this stream was absolutely perfect

  • @Shadowth117
    @Shadowth117 6 месяцев назад +22

    In all seriousness, Bao is a braveass soul to be sitting up there and taking that for hours.

  • @MayoIsMyInstrument
    @MayoIsMyInstrument 6 месяцев назад +54

    My masochist streamer cant be this cute!

  • @ultragodzillafan
    @ultragodzillafan 6 месяцев назад +8

    3:16 That was probaly one of the most creative roast I've ever heard. Straight up savage!

  • @obj.071
    @obj.071 6 месяцев назад +20

    she knows that her viewers would never have a chance to tease cute girl in their life so she allows them to attempt to tease her.
    i knew she is nice girl

  • @bayremor
    @bayremor 6 месяцев назад +79

    That stream was one of the best Bao's streams ever. I was laughing so much, I never laughed so much in my life.
    I miss Bao and her amazing laugh

  • @veritasmod7013
    @veritasmod7013 6 месяцев назад +18

    9:35 Hah! Joke's on you, I'm already circumcised.

    • @coldacid
      @coldacid 6 месяцев назад

      Sorry for your loss (of foreskin)

  • @EarlUndershirt
    @EarlUndershirt 6 месяцев назад +5

    Bao has one of the best yell/scream voices. So goddamn funny.

  • @hackprefect
    @hackprefect 6 месяцев назад +11

    Chat was so much more savage than this video lets on the Leviticrust one was the most nuclear fire roast I've ever seen in my 40 years of life. Just madness.

  • @alexaspuds
    @alexaspuds 6 месяцев назад +63

    8:29 omg... my favorite adorable whale acknowledged my gay feelings for her... finally my life is complete 🤩

    • @Corphish_
      @Corphish_ 6 месяцев назад +3

      🙏

    • @osama9501
      @osama9501 6 месяцев назад +6

      A woman!!!!! 😂

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 6 месяцев назад +6

      GUYS THERES A WOMAN IN THE COMMENT.

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 6 месяцев назад +5

      Listen, it's not worth it. You can't fix her.

    • @alexaspuds
      @alexaspuds 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@r.pizzamonkey7379why fix her, her imperfections make her better

  • @TheSSGCorrin
    @TheSSGCorrin 5 месяцев назад +3

    "It also made me glad I passed your height in fourth grade" and "You don't catch L's you chase them down" were probably the most brutal roasts I've heard. XD

  • @johndasalty111
    @johndasalty111 6 месяцев назад +7

    I would be scared about Bao entering my house, until I realised she wouldn't be able to fit in the door

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 6 месяцев назад +2

      She’d also probably fall through the floor too 😂😂

    • @garrus01
      @garrus01 4 месяца назад

      *reach

  • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
    @PlushLordOfTheSeas 6 месяцев назад +10

    good lord chat got VICIOUS
    poor bao

  • @GreenPoint_one
    @GreenPoint_one 6 месяцев назад +2

    Otters like chewing water too and they are adorable!

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier 6 месяцев назад +3

    The VOD of this was great every moment, so I know what was left in and cut and I'll just say, golden content either way.

  • @abyswolf23
    @abyswolf23 6 месяцев назад +6

    Couldn't help but feel bad for Bao watching this vod

  • @Vggamegod
    @Vggamegod 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bao is such a champ, got murdered repeatedly and is still kickin

  • @thunderfiyr
    @thunderfiyr 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love you Bao you have gotten me through some crazy rough times and I really appreciate you

  • @rocketgames7538
    @rocketgames7538 2 месяца назад +1

    Ik this was the roast stream but you're genuinely amazing, one of my favorite streamers period, super funny, really entertaining, and kinda unhinged.

  • @insulttothehumanrace3807
    @insulttothehumanrace3807 6 месяцев назад +5

    Man, the blubber got burned thoroughly this stream.
    And no, it's never too late to be baptized.

    • @castlorinterwebs
      @castlorinterwebs Месяц назад

      However the second she’s dunked into the holy water, it turns to normal water.

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 6 месяцев назад +20

    I was witness to this stream & I just couldn't for the life of me dunk on Bao because I love & respect her too much as a person...... however, to see her *be dragged butt-naked through Greek Fire type roasts all around* had me cry-laughing for most of it.
    Truly was the most Bao-speciality kinda send off before she went to Japan to vibe. 😂😂😂

  • @olecarttt
    @olecarttt 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:08 deadass thought she was talkin bout hiroshima

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy 6 месяцев назад +2

    8:07 luminello
    9:07 roasting Bao
    10:14 love u Bao

  • @castlorinterwebs
    @castlorinterwebs Месяц назад +1

    You know, if Bao was born in Ancient Greece even Zeus himself wouldn’t touch her.

  • @Unstoppablesammy
    @Unstoppablesammy 6 месяцев назад +3

    This is so much emotion damage that I've seen in years xD

  • @Kasuto322
    @Kasuto322 6 месяцев назад +2

    Chat just casually dropping portable stars on Bao

  • @SavannoBaalphegore
    @SavannoBaalphegore 6 месяцев назад +2

    The jump from ego to iq were the best imo xD

  • @Mystic_The_Wolf
    @Mystic_The_Wolf Месяц назад +2

    tbf they're kinda smooth lol
    seems like they've been holding back awhile for that stream

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 6 месяцев назад +2

    Some of these were elaborate and vicious.

  • @friorento4416
    @friorento4416 6 месяцев назад +3

    I unironically thought Lily and Bao were the same for a few weeks before trying to pay attention to their models 😂

  • @jessstrap2088
    @jessstrap2088 6 месяцев назад +1

    I like the ending banner animation. It's so cute!

  • @Kata_Taka
    @Kata_Taka 5 месяцев назад +3

    "you too toyota Prius"
    Sad.

  • @MrWilzuun
    @MrWilzuun 6 месяцев назад +3

    aaww, the “shot gun approach “ part didnt make it in, that part had me laughing

  • @deathryche
    @deathryche 22 дня назад

    Baptism means salvation is still available. Baoptism is when she corrupts the holy water.

  • @BetaManicCommand
    @BetaManicCommand 6 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe this should be a regular thing. So chat can keep Bao's ego in check. Perhaps also have a guest or two.

  • @dachosens1
    @dachosens1 6 месяцев назад

    "this isnt roasting this is just plain bullying dont stop" ICANT

  • @KK_Draws_Stuff
    @KK_Draws_Stuff 6 месяцев назад +3

    They been waiting for this moment bro, tf did Bao do to make chat have this much hatred towards her 💀

  • @Paveway-chan
    @Paveway-chan 5 месяцев назад

    7:15 excellent comeback, exquisite delivery, chef's kiss 😂

  • @alchemist824
    @alchemist824 6 месяцев назад

    That technology roast you could tell has been saved up for a LONG time

  • @larsthegunslinger
    @larsthegunslinger Месяц назад

    she was a hell of a good sport about the whole video and she for sure made it hilarious. BTW how did I get suggested this video when I was just getting my usual numi fix?

  • @skitzofrenia_
    @skitzofrenia_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    Maaaan i love her so much

  • @datafoxy
    @datafoxy 5 месяцев назад

    Oh Bao is such a hilarious sport about this. She has the best voice.

  • @chaosdragon5160
    @chaosdragon5160 6 месяцев назад +1

    The roasting of Bao was funny and dare i say hilarious because chat kept roasting her and her reactions mad me *looks into camera* Crack a smile 😃

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 месяцев назад +1

    8:28 *It’s never too late to get baptized!*

  • @jaydraws0667
    @jaydraws0667 6 месяцев назад +2

    I panicked so hard when I read the title an looked at the thumbnail. Please never scare me like that again, I have a weak heart.

  • @revzsaz9418
    @revzsaz9418 6 месяцев назад +2

    Have a good trip girly 🙏💙🍻

  • @pabloquinonez8679
    @pabloquinonez8679 6 месяцев назад

    Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for that editors and chat

  • @THETexzilla
    @THETexzilla 3 месяца назад

    That night, after the stream, the Bionicles had their most epic adventure yet.

  • @jaxonminton5353
    @jaxonminton5353 6 месяцев назад +2

    After this bao will make a steam to make chat to say nice things to her

  • @cjofulue5218
    @cjofulue5218 6 месяцев назад

    gadDAMN! Half of the chat be spitting FIGHTING WORDS the other half make me wheeze in despair! The internet truly is one of the places of all time.

  • @user-ex8tm2cg2q
    @user-ex8tm2cg2q 6 месяцев назад +2

    6:25 interesting stuff 😂

  • @steel-train95
    @steel-train95 6 месяцев назад +1

    9:30 jokes on bao there’s a good chance it’s already been taken for most of the guys

  • @chriswillis4960
    @chriswillis4960 6 месяцев назад +5

    Jokes on chat with all the short jokes, in Japan you are a normal height

  • @kc-samatv7803
    @kc-samatv7803 6 месяцев назад

    Second hand association is the best and most damaging insult.

  • @michaelspark5899
    @michaelspark5899 5 месяцев назад

    She truly is a pillow princess cuz she took that railing like a champ

  • @YTLaxus
    @YTLaxus 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dude that was such a banger stream.

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 6 месяцев назад +11

    Wanting to feel the heat of a thousand suns before going to the land that actually felt it. Yabai, joke, I know.

  • @CXG44
    @CXG44 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:16 Haha! So glad mine made it in there, without Bao who else would I go to for my fish market content?

  • @RiqueDaSxnsxi
    @RiqueDaSxnsxi 6 месяцев назад

    the fact that she popped off in the first thirty seconds is crazzyyyyy 😂😂🤣🤣
    7:20

  • @Totallywholesomegirl
    @Totallywholesomegirl 6 месяцев назад +3

    My favourite part was at 10:25

  • @alexzephyris1455
    @alexzephyris1455 4 месяца назад

    I'd call Bao a maso but then again even a blind man can see that

  • @KaoretheHalfDemon
    @KaoretheHalfDemon 6 месяцев назад

    Well she asked for it and her chat delivered.

  • @matcharrie
    @matcharrie 6 месяцев назад +1

    Even though I was there for this stream, I still watch the video because of the editing and because of Bobo ❤

  • @Mazhura_13B
    @Mazhura_13B 6 месяцев назад +2

    jesus the ashes joke lol

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm going to have to watch the stream, aren't I? Saw a couple of good ones on-screen which never played in this video.

  • @princesskristan
    @princesskristan 6 месяцев назад +1

    Im sad I missed this stream. This video made me laugh so hard

  • @WolfAnge23
    @WolfAnge23 6 месяцев назад +2

    This…This was something else

  • @minimeatball253
    @minimeatball253 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m gonna tell Ghost about this
    -Bao probably

  • @M4TTYN
    @M4TTYN 6 месяцев назад +2

    I can't with bao's pairing of her voice, to how unhinged she is bro. her voice oddly makes things better *her laugh is too good bro*
    and editor stays cooking fr fr!

  • @marshallnothedog-co3rd
    @marshallnothedog-co3rd 3 месяца назад

    woah the girl lucy had a collab music video rlly did got burnt to ashes

  • @aaron6622
    @aaron6622 6 месяцев назад

    I've got one: Can't believe Bao did a bit around ricial purity. What a ricist.

  • @ztfes52
    @ztfes52 4 месяца назад

    Japan is called "The Land of the Rising Sun" for a reason

  • @anso3886
    @anso3886 4 месяца назад +1

    7:40 all I can say is nice roast (but sorry for your loss 😔)

  • @ObiClon
    @ObiClon 6 месяцев назад +1

    Damn those barbs were pretty good

  • @danurusursus5154
    @danurusursus5154 6 месяцев назад

    Bao videos are always goated

  • @montyturner6511
    @montyturner6511 2 месяца назад

    Getting roasted in her stream.
    Bao getting cooked.

  • @redalertsteve_
    @redalertsteve_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    Solid Numi stream ngl

  • @jacktherebel8698
    @jacktherebel8698 29 дней назад

    I shouldn’t have opened the video with headphones on.💀

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 4 месяца назад

    I feel bad for Japan they had to deal with Fukushima, and now they have to deal with the radiation emitting from Bao

  • @archanachandra4658
    @archanachandra4658 6 месяцев назад +1

    Man these roasts are hard i kinda feel bad for bao

  • @the3dluxe53
    @the3dluxe53 6 месяцев назад

    Wish I had been here for this. As someone who knows too much about irl whales I could’ve done some good roasts. Example: “The blowhole is a modified nose. Bao has 2 sniffers and still can’t take the hint that she smells bad.” Also something about the whale equivalent of a cough being called a “chuff” I’m sure there’s something there but I’m too lazy to think of a second roast.

  • @G4RYWithaFour
    @G4RYWithaFour 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love the TF2 Background music