Yeah but that's why we don't Even have Torque 2. Maybe if they, it back 20% we might be watching/talking about Torque 6. They jump the shark in the first movie!....
This dynamic is solid gold. You have Corey who is excitable like a kid who has just seen something outside and is trying to explain it to his parents. You have Martin who is like that uncle with the dry sense of humour who has had a couple of drinks and gives zero f**ks. And then you have Billy, who hasn’t seen the movie and is providing first time reactions with the best laugh in the business
This is by FAR my favorite episode of the bad movie reviews. Their entire discussion about the coked out cameraman jumping between guys talking so fast that it's like a hyperactive anime nearly made me piss my pants at work. I come back to this one every week now.
It is weird that motorcycles have never been featured in the F&F franchise. Looking at Torque, it would seem they’d fit right in. They could have a scene where a bunch of bikes go “Voltron” and and form a turbo tank. A turbo tank that serves as the prototype for what Torretto’s crew will later use to fly into space.
Go back in time and fuck with dinosaurs, the best vehicles for this of course would be ADV bikes. BMW R1250GS, HD Pan America, Kawasaki Versys among others
Biker Boyz and Torque were lambasted as being ridiculous ripoffs at the time, and while those critics were absolutely right, it just seems nitpicky in the face of Bay and modern Furious films
Another movie I loved as a kid y’all shitting on. 😂😭😂😭 this was bad lmao nothing from the movie stands out to me in my 30’s. Just ice cube on a motorcycle
This is solid gold, everything that’s amazing about Double Toasted is in this video. There’s no point in making time stamps for the best parts, this whole review is funny.
Wouldn't have known a movie crazy af like this existed w/o the Bad Movie Reviews lol When theaters go back to normal hope y'all can still do more of these. Also Billy's laugh 11/10
Trust, seeing this in theaters was the FUNNIEST shit. My friends and I knew it'd be bad but we were absolutely not prepared for the fuckfire of a finale. I had the worst headache after due to laughing so hard.
Damn I remember actually really liking this movie in middle school.... oh god the cringe 🤣 also Corey’s face at 17:52 really should be the channel’s thumbnail lol
Technically speaking *_Biker Boyz_* is _"the fast and furious... on MOTORCYCLES"_ but I think that was even worse than this movie. If the "better than the fast and the furious" tagline on the poster is to be taken as fact
@@channelZER01 I beg to differ. Biker Boyz definitely was not like the trailers/TV spots made it out to be. I get that it was more of a drama with family stuff going on, but the execution didn't work in some areas, like the revelation of Laurence Fishburne being Derek Luke's father.
Spot on! I thought I would miss Gertz The other korey and tommy, but this dude came in and grew on me. Him and Korey work well as the silly side. He even makes Martin laugh too
I mentally checked out at the end of the movie. They are riding the special motor bike that goes 300mph (miles per hour). I saw a showcase/documentary about one of the fastest motorcycles on the planet. The dummies kept falling off around 300mph. It's literally inhumanely possible to ride a motorbike at that speed. Edit: To be clear, the bike in the showcase/documentary is NOT the same bike in the movie.
LMAO the chase scene🤣 But that happens in most movies, in a chase seen no matter how effectively someone shakes the the chaser, somehow the chaser always finds a way to miraculously right behind them again.
Wondered if they would ever review this for bad movies. I remember watching this at the dollar theater on 50¢ Tuesday crying from laughter at the high speed bike chase/fighting scenes 😅
Thank you for unlocking repressed memories of childhood from within my brain. Namely, watching a crappy Fast-and-Furious-but-on-motorbikes movie that I'd *genuinely* forgotten even existed.
Shit Fast and Furious is just as bad now. Jumping cars thru skyscrapers, fighting tanks and submarines on the ice, and now flying cars thru the air and into space.
Ok being perfectly honest, this looks so insane I need to give it a watch lol and I know it's crazy but... I can see it being a kick-ass anime series, IF they took the time to iron out the characters and story, make the dialogue less awful, and hire some legitimate voice acting talents. The action is insane and despite being really chaotic and poorly edited (I'd suggest working on that too) so nothing really major in terms of action to change there. Honestly some tweaking and it could POTENTIALLY work as at least a decent anime series.
that helicopter jet engine bike exists and yes it does go fast, eventually. Because its a jet engine, it's just thrust pushing you forward. Jay Leno showcased it on his garage one time
you brothers are hilarious hahahahaha I love the positive vibes and the laughs hahaha, y'all deserve waaaaay more subscribers and views, keep it up fam!!!!
I vaguely remember this movie. I remember ice cube and Morpheus himself Mr. Laurence Fishburne that’s about it 🤣🤣🤣. Billy is here this is going to be JUICY!!!
@@cam62cam811 oh shoots I totally forgot he was in this movie. Onyx was the joint. I even forgot Jaime Pressly was in this as well. I forgot this movie existed sorry to say 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🙄🙄🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Here's a list of more movies Korey , Martin & Billy can roast on either bad or good lol. 1.Dragonball Evolution 2.Street Fighter (1994) 3.Food Fight 4.Baby Boy 5.Kangaroo Jack.
This was one of my favorite feel good pointless movies back in the day, but I also associated with it specifically because of the motorcycles since I ride.
The main dude literally quotes a line from The Fast and the Furious. He says "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time". That's because a producer of The Fast and the Furious actually worked on this.
Whew, that movie footage is AGGRESSIVELY 2000s.
Took Fast and the Furious 6-7 movies to do what Torque did in one. Going from regular people to people with super powers.
Yeah but that's why we don't Even have Torque 2. Maybe if they, it back 20% we might be watching/talking about Torque 6. They jump the shark in the first movie!....
This whole movie is an arcade racing game cranked on cocaine.
Torque is like the illegitimate son of Fast & Furious and Biker Boys.
Fax
#FACTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro, i watched the shit out of this on local tv like any other when it comes on man!
Oh man. Remember Biker Boys? 🤢
It’s more entertaining than biker boyz. BB was too dramatic over a bs story!
This dynamic is solid gold.
You have Corey who is excitable like a kid who has just seen something outside and is trying to explain it to his parents.
You have Martin who is like that uncle with the dry sense of humour who has had a couple of drinks and gives zero f**ks.
And then you have Billy, who hasn’t seen the movie and is providing first time reactions with the best laugh in the business
You got it.
This is by FAR my favorite episode of the bad movie reviews. Their entire discussion about the coked out cameraman jumping between guys talking so fast that it's like a hyperactive anime nearly made me piss my pants at work. I come back to this one every week now.
@@Samdaman131 lol this was my fave too, until they dropped Battlefield Earth 😂😂
I want Billy to laugh at my wedding
Billy laughing is the highlight of these bad movie reviews
He's why we came here!!
IKR. When he starts that gut busting laughing, I’m doing the same. 🤣🤣
He is why we are here
I can’t wait for the Mortal Kombat review. 😁
Lol cackling to the brink of insanity
"Meow"-Cat, Torque (2004)
Funniest of all that's a stock sound effect of a cat.
You should review “xXx: State of the Union” where Ice Cube does the angriest James Bond impression
Oh man, I am looking forward to them talking about that. I enjoy the movie, but I also acknowledge a lot of the problems.
I had Willem DaFoe as the villain. That alone makes it just a bit cooler.
@@emanuelespinoza9325 Biggest irony was it had an actual Bond director behind it, he made “Die Another Day” right before xXx 2
Why was Cube trailing Diesel's footsteps😆
And XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.
"They told me to make fast and furious , I wanted to parody it" Torque director Joseph Kahn
Did he really said that?? 😭😭😭
@@DinmaBeats bombreport.com/yearly-breakdowns/2004-2/torque/
I’m surprised that Ice Cube isn’t in the F&F franchise at this point.
Torque will merge with F and F soon
Hey, don't you dare wish Ice Cube on us.
Hes too old. They tried to make him an action hero in triple x 2....didn't work
@@sportfuryman age aint got nothing to do with it cuz he and Jason Statham are around the same age. Cube just aint good at action lol
Neither is Jamie Pressly... I'd say we dodged at least 2 bullets....
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer and the leader of the Hell’s Satans have a sword fight with their motorcycles?
That’s this movie
At least that one had John Goodman and Henry Winkler, haha
Classic.
You're right though
It is weird that motorcycles have never been featured in the F&F franchise. Looking at Torque, it would seem they’d fit right in. They could have a scene where a bunch of bikes go “Voltron” and and form a turbo tank. A turbo tank that serves as the prototype for what Torretto’s crew will later use to fly into space.
Y'know i was thinking the same
That will be in Fast and Furious 10
Checks out
Go back in time and fuck with dinosaurs, the best vehicles for this of course would be ADV bikes. BMW R1250GS, HD Pan America, Kawasaki Versys among others
Billy laughing at people doing motorcycle stunts is nothing short of hilarious!
Yeah the other guy is okay but Billy just makes the show much more funnier
I am waiting, waiting for them to review Mortal Kombat. Mechad (Jax) is his twin brother.
Billy is the man
Billy’s laugh sustains me
And Martin’s high cackle 😂
The whole bus driver thing could be a glitch in the Matrix! 😂😂
When Martin Did The Cube Stare I Lost My Mind 😂
The soundtrack though....was BOMB!
That's true!!
I too miss nu metal!!
love u toast
LEAN LOW!!!!!!!
Chop chop
You NEVER go Full Torque!!!
U saw torque 2001 went full torque went home empty handed
You know how the academy feels about.
Vote for Half Past Dead. It’s Steven Segal, Ja Rule and Kurupt
OMG is that the movie where he jumps out the window and they show 3 jump cuts to show it lol
@@NerdorDieNews and Ja Rule flies 50 feet back after being hit by a power ranger and that ending...
that sounds magical
The Ja Rule dummy toss from the car and then him getting up 2 seconds later like it was nothing 🤣
@@CinemaSnob999 and the prison entrance scene where he fights those guards and it’s the same thing 5 minutes later
This is crazier than a Micheal Bay movie.
Yep. You're right.
The damn key joke almost made me spit my coffee out.
I remember when Ice Cube was on 106&Park to promote this movie. He said basically it’s one big cartoon. 🤣🤣
LMAO
@@tylongkicks8821haha lol
I came for Billy's laugh 😂🤣😂
We all do.
Same😂
Oh my god that bus driver scene 👌🤣🤣
That damn bike fight.😂😂😂😂
COME ON NOW!!!!
DT...I been begging y'all for years to review XXX: State of the Union
This movie is like if Michael Bay and an anime gave birth to a crack baby
This movie seems to out Michael bay , Michael bay
Holy shit, this really is an anime! Half expected one of them to turn Super Saiyan in the finale!
The Fast and The Furious, but with bikes.
P.S. The main guy in this movie looks like Adam Cole.
I think that the Biker Boyz as well.
Biker Boyz and Torque were lambasted as being ridiculous ripoffs at the time, and while those critics were absolutely right, it just seems nitpicky in the face of Bay and modern Furious films
@@manticorephoenix bay movies are garbage thou
@@manticorephoenix They were ahead of their time.
@@SmrtPhonRtistCF Except Biker Boyz tried to be a serious drama.
14:35 to 15:13 is GOLD Billy content
If Billy is in a video losing his shit...best believe you got my view because he be having me dyin lmao!!!
Another movie I loved as a kid y’all shitting on. 😂😭😂😭 this was bad lmao nothing from the movie stands out to me in my 30’s. Just ice cube on a motorcycle
lol, bro me too, my childhood right here!
Yep Its only a matter of time before they do biker boyz next. Loved that movie too.
All my friends found this movie absolutely hysterical when it was released. It's one of those great bad movies that's not boring, it's just batshit.
This is solid gold, everything that’s amazing about Double Toasted is in this video. There’s no point in making time stamps for the best parts, this whole review is funny.
The bus driver turned into Action Bronson
They need a shirt that just a picture of Billy laughing hilariously and a tag line that just say geeeeeeeeeee
Not all superheroes wear capes but damn that comment made my day I would pay for that foreal
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I can imagine it now- Pop art,Billy's laughing face..all in that Obama- "yes we can" poster/pop art style...Fantastic!
"TORQUE" & "Biker Boyz" were the "Fast in Furious" for bike riders! :)
Torque is one of the best examples of a great idea poorly executed. This deserves a second try.
Holy crap, this movie, you thought Speed racer 2008 was that crazy.
"Alright, that's 3."
Crom laughs like Billy
Wouldn't have known a movie crazy af like this existed w/o the Bad Movie Reviews lol
When theaters go back to normal hope y'all can still do more of these.
Also Billy's laugh 11/10
Billy seriously needs to compete with Rich Evans from Redlettermedia.
I’m remember the trailer for this movie. Post Fast and the Furious, these high octane movies were cropping everywhere.
Trust, seeing this in theaters was the FUNNIEST shit. My friends and I knew it'd be bad but we were absolutely not prepared for the fuckfire of a finale. I had the worst headache after due to laughing so hard.
You’re right. Why wasn’t the director called to direct Akira?
I like how this gradually turned into my favorite bad movie review show
Damn I remember actually really liking this movie in middle school.... oh god the cringe 🤣 also Corey’s face at 17:52 really should be the channel’s thumbnail lol
Technically speaking *_Biker Boyz_* is _"the fast and furious... on MOTORCYCLES"_ but I think that was even worse than this movie.
If the "better than the fast and the furious" tagline on the poster is to be taken as fact
idk, biker boys at least had a decent storyline. Torque was just pure nonsense
Yeah biker Boyz was much better than this lol that was the real fnf successor
@@channelZER01 I beg to differ. Biker Boyz definitely was not like the trailers/TV spots made it out to be. I get that it was more of a drama with family stuff going on, but the execution didn't work in some areas, like the revelation of Laurence Fishburne being Derek Luke's father.
Yea there was basically almost a drama
How do you guys not have more subscribers? The channel deserves more 🤙🏼
Billy's is a double toast. First you laugh at his laugh. Then laugh at the fact your laughing at his laugh lolol.
Spot on! I thought I would miss Gertz The other korey and tommy, but this dude came in and grew on me. Him and Korey work well as the silly side. He even makes Martin laugh too
I mentally checked out at the end of the movie. They are riding the special motor bike that goes 300mph (miles per hour). I saw a showcase/documentary about one of the fastest motorcycles on the planet. The dummies kept falling off around 300mph. It's literally inhumanely possible to ride a motorbike at that speed.
Edit: To be clear, the bike in the showcase/documentary is NOT the same bike in the movie.
Yeah, you'd have to be Quadzilla in order to hold onto the bike going that fast.
LMAO the chase scene🤣 But that happens in most movies, in a chase seen no matter how effectively someone shakes the the chaser, somehow the chaser always finds a way to miraculously right behind them again.
The peeing one got me though 😆 💀 it’s so dumb
I feel like this and the Italian job came out 10 years too early lol.
I love both of these movies! 😂
LMAOOOO!!!
Its awesome how one persons joy (Billy's laugh) brings the rest of us joy.
This movie is ahead of it's time. This is what the fast and furious franchise will become.
What it has become
I remember seeing this in theaters and my friends and I were belly laughing during the climax. Easily one of the funniest movies I've ever seen
43:27-43:29 this part just made my fire alarms go off , literally just now!!! XD
"I haven't had my medication! I keep TELLIN' you I need it!" My gut hurts 😂😂😂
😩😂😂
The end warp speed race is beyond bad. xD
Wondered if they would ever review this for bad movies.
I remember watching this at the dollar theater on 50¢ Tuesday crying from laughter at the high speed bike chase/fighting scenes 😅
That anime bit was hillarious.
So Torque and biker boyz are different movies 😁😁😁
I couldn't tell.
They wanted to be fast and furious so badly that Chupa from Blade 2 crossed over both of these movies 😂😂
Riiiiiiight when I first watch Torque back in the day and I said “oh look It’s Chupa from The Fast and The Furious And Blade 2 Movies” 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for unlocking repressed memories of childhood from within my brain.
Namely, watching a crappy Fast-and-Furious-but-on-motorbikes movie that I'd *genuinely* forgotten even existed.
I will now never be able to see Ice Cube. Without thinking about resting cube face.
Fast & Furious, but if it was BAD bad
Shit Fast and Furious is just as bad now. Jumping cars thru skyscrapers, fighting tanks and submarines on the ice, and now flying cars thru the air and into space.
This movie would have been better with Vin diesel coming in calling everyone bro bro
Lmfao omg I forgot the bike-fu scene 💀
Ya"ll gotta do Biker Boyz after this.
The 2 best things about this movie was Monster Magnet and Static-X were on the Soundtrack 😂
Ok being perfectly honest, this looks so insane I need to give it a watch lol and I know it's crazy but... I can see it being a kick-ass anime series, IF they took the time to iron out the characters and story, make the dialogue less awful, and hire some legitimate voice acting talents. The action is insane and despite being really chaotic and poorly edited (I'd suggest working on that too) so nothing really major in terms of action to change there. Honestly some tweaking and it could POTENTIALLY work as at least a decent anime series.
Better question is if they ride nothing but sport bikes how did they get the grill out to the desert?
I just naturally assumed that they carried it in a basket on the front of the bike. You know, right next to the brrrring-brrring bell. 😂
that helicopter jet engine bike exists and yes it does go fast, eventually. Because its a jet engine, it's just thrust pushing you forward. Jay Leno showcased it on his garage one time
you brothers are hilarious hahahahaha I love the positive vibes and the laughs hahaha, y'all deserve waaaaay more subscribers and views, keep it up fam!!!!
Respect for Martin for knowing The Good Doctor! Great show
I actually like this movie. It's stupid but it's fun.
People can't stand stupid things
@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz Yeah they can. They just have to be not boring.
I love this channel so much and this movie is my guilty pleasure
Nothing to feel guilty about brother.
@@johnrife7134 true words I'm not ashamed because I try to show all my friends this movie
Same
23:40 I was done 😭😭🤣
That was golden!
This has some of the worst exposition dialogue I’ve ever heard in a movie.
There is dialogue here
Funny how they didnt even talk about the actual Plot LOL!
What plot? There is no plot. Much like how there isn't any goddamn plot in any of the new Fast and Furious films.
What plot there is a plot here
Haha plot 🤣
This movie was a great example of all style, no substance. And that is a great commentary on this generation.
Which is what the Fast and Furious movies are about
i liked the film as cheesy as it is, it was cool at the time for me its just a film to look back on overall i enjoyed the film
23:36 Remember kids: "The gang that pisses together, stays together! "
Childhood guilty pleasure...and years later Martin helps me notice Dr. Park from The Good Doctor 😂😂
This is easily one of my favorite bad movies.
I vaguely remember this movie. I remember ice cube and Morpheus himself Mr. Laurence Fishburne that’s about it 🤣🤣🤣. Billy is here this is going to be JUICY!!!
& crazy seeing Fredro Starr in it & he gets murked .
@@cam62cam811 oh shoots I totally forgot he was in this movie. Onyx was the joint. I even forgot Jaime Pressly was in this as well. I forgot this movie existed sorry to say 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🙄🙄🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Pretty sure the Morpheus guy was in the Biker Boyz movie. Unless he was in this one too. Its been awhile since ive seen it.
@@jjserrano8806 You are totally correct. I realize that when I read another comment about Biker Boyz 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was like oh shit 2 different movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
This is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. It's so enjoyably over the top and hilarious, I love it.
Not gonna lie, that camera angles on 33:43 is freaking nicely done.
I am really digging it.
The actor Martin plays a Character named Corey 🤔.... DT was made to review this Lololol
0:26
The bus driver looks like Sami Zayn.
I guess we have to give credit to movies like this for the Fast and Furious movies to really be over-the-top later on
Here's a list of more movies Korey , Martin & Billy can roast on either bad or good lol.
1.Dragonball Evolution
2.Street Fighter (1994)
3.Food Fight
4.Baby Boy
5.Kangaroo Jack.
Billy's reaction to Food Fight would be amazing. 😂
I vote Food Fight, but your number 1 is just blank. I don't see a movie name and i refuse to acknowledge its existence.
@@Smokey1419 I know I just want to see Billy's Reaction to it lol.
If they do KJ, Korey might break from seeing Christopher Walken as a kangaroo .
Martin said Fast and Furious didn't lose its mind. In 2 Fast 2 Furious they killed a boat with a CAR! Dukes of Hazard style. LOLOL
Fast and Furious 8 cars fighting against a Submarine they have went bat shit crazy
14:47 omg. I am laughing right now like billy in a empty mall LMAO!!!!
I want a sitcom where the whole studio audience laughs like Billy.
This was one of my favorite feel good pointless movies back in the day, but I also associated with it specifically because of the motorcycles since I ride.
33:45
Kaneda and his bike would be so proud.
I don't know why I laughed so hard at 9:00. Cute lil kitty kitty
😂😂😂 you guys make these reviews so much better I'm crying watching this 😂
37 minutes and 53 seconds into this roast makes it all worth while! 🤣
Loving this review! I knew they'd go in. That motorcycle kung fu hahaha
The main dude literally quotes a line from The Fast and the Furious. He says "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time". That's because a producer of The Fast and the Furious actually worked on this.