*Alien comes, Matt puts away his gun and turns his back on the alien* *Alien comes again, Pat tells him to turn around, only turns left* Starting to see why Pat is usually on the controls.
He's a good entertainer, bad video gamer... Edit: and.. then I just watch Pat jump straight into the alien's mouth because he can't figure out how to select the flame thrower.. I mean it looks cryptic, but it's still disappointing. Second Edit: And then CHRIST Dies again because he doesn't want to shoot it.. I should just finish watching before making my comment. Maybe He'll redeem himself!! Third Edit: meh.
TO BE FAIR he trusted Matt who told him the controls wrong and was desperately mashing fucking Right Bumper in hopes of pulling out the flamethrower, so you can't blame him for that one
"Father Wollie, forgive me for I have sinned again." " What sin have you committed?" " I killed a man." "Did he look like a bitch?" " W-What Father" " I said... DID HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!"
All actors reprised their roles specially for this DLC, thats why it was a huge deal on release. And the reason the alien is finding you easily is because it hears your motion tracker lol. I made the same mistake for a large portion of the game and it was HELL because I wasn't aware it was making so much noise.
I fucking love how if you keep hitting the alien with the flamethrower it becomes wary of you when it sees you with it, so you can actually spray him a few times and even if you don't have any fuel, pull it out and it will back off a few paces to give you a few more seconds. Isolation is a fucking amazing game on so many levels
yeah but then you get to the part where you have like 6 guns and molotovs and bombs and the singular alien just terminators through it all because fuck you
The whole point is you can't kill the alien, all you can do is distract, scare and stun it. I guess you could justify it in terms of the guns are low penetration due to them being used for peacekeeping in a space station or the alien is just designed a different way, but really I think it was a much better decision to not be able to really hurt it. There are actually big differences for how the alien works/reacts for each difficulty, it would be worth a look to see what would be more helpful at lower difficulties. I know for a fact you can stun it for a couple of seconds with a shotgun blast, maybe enough time to pull out a molotov.
but this is the random alien FROM ALIEN, and while the guns are in fact low penetration, the pistol compensates for it by firing HE ROUNDS, aliens made from humans are weak and fleshy like humans, plus the flamethrower should melt it in a couple seconds, not just mildly annoy it as it walks forward to kill you because you made the intelligent decision and started firing when you would hit it
Frankly the game wouldn't of worked if you could just murder the thing in the first encounter so changes to the design had to be made for compromise. I'm pretty sure it has a different leg design than the original too. I am curious of whet you think a good solution/middle ground would be. Personally I'm happy with the idea of the guns being very low penetration
My Potatos have a better sense of direction than Matt does. they know which hatch to leave after I eat them. Matt would probably fuck up n' find itself in the liver somehow.
Yeah matt has a bad habit of running away from scares (Like last video where he runs out of view from vomitting monster and you can barely see it; but you can bet matt will scope that couch.)
Crawling in his sin These pies, he will not steal Beer is how I know Shitstorm is now for real _There's nothing beside me to pull my eyes away_ Consuming, confusing This lack of audio synching I fear is never ending Controlling I can't seem To find Liam again Omikron is closing in I've felt this way before So insecure.
Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 11: For the past two thousand years, the Skeleton Warriors have been fighting a bloody war with the Musculature Brigade. The skeletons were annoyed at how the musculature nation would constantly cling to them and smother their culture, and so Mr. Bones, the big dick OG Skeleton Warrior launched the first ever attack armed with nothing but his six string and his pride. The few on the front lines of that battle testify that Mr. Bones stood front and center atop a hill, his figure caressed by fog and his skull bathed in pale moonlight. His bones dug into the dewey earth below as a he muttered a few words, drifting across the battlefield gently as a springtime mist. "If you must blink, do it now."
We're on the hunt for Liam everyone! People with the biggest rears: stand by the vents and we'll force the bastard into the airlock and blow it out into space!
Michael Murphy Yeah I get more mad than scared in this game, mainly because I know the devs literally glued the Alien on your ass and considering the last game CA made before this was Rome 2, I say it's a massive improvement.
I can't believe that time Ripley took over Hell's Kitchen and when S.H.I.E.L.D. sent their agents in, Quake got ROCKED by Ripley. Also Latino Ghost Rider was going to fight Ripley until he turned around and realized his bike was stolen by Newt.
We need more horror games in space, it doesn't even need to be alien-like, they could make something like a guy losing the connection to mother base and going insane seeing nightmares .
Event[0] is kind of like what you're describing, but the problem with no monsterinos is no horrorinos so it's more like a sci-fi mystery game set in space.
"It's right behind you" Matt turns left and dies. "It's right in front of you." Matt turns around and dies. Then Pat takes control and it's a clusterfuck.
Just in case it hasn't been said: Plague's art is awesome. Like, for fuckin' real. His linework is out of this world, but despite sort of 'specializing' in that, his shading and coloration is spot on.
Novice is a baby difficult they added in later on for people like Matt and Patt who thought Isolation was too difficult and somehow they still died multiple times in this very short pre-order dlc.
either that or HE HAS THEM ON BACKWARDS. maybe thats why he turns around when the monster is in front. in fact, once the alien was on his left, he immediately turned right to look and got munched. what a pathetic playthru
In fairness all Pat's flubs were Matt telling him the wrong buttons and weird exceptions to normal alien AI that anyone would've been weirded out by. And Matt... Well, yeah, they probably have a shit way of doing audio out lol.
So in case anyone gives a shit, the deleted scene Matt is talking about is the one where Ripley finds Dallas and Brett being turned into xeno morph eggs. Dallas is still "alive" and Ripley puts him out of his misery with the falmethrower. This deleted scene has spawned a theory about whether or not the xeno morphs have two different means of reproduction: via a queen or by transforming biological beings into eggs." I remember the Atari jaguar, I think, had an AvP game where the xeno morph could make spawn points by turning humans and predators into eggs. Pretty spoopy.
Matt is horrible at directions. And at listening to where the alien is. And why doesn't he keep either the radar or the gun out the whole time? Edit: They're both really bad at this.
Mason Tatum Keeping the radar out actually lures the alien toward you because its beeping and making high-pitched frequency noises and shit. They kept seeing it running all around them because the alien was scurrying around in the vents following the noise of the radar
I'm gonna assume you mean there's no big 'finish' to the video, it might be because they plan on making this one into a full series after shitstorm is over, there's no 'part one' on the video itself tho so I doubt they are just doing a second part (plus this is the second video they've done where they cut away at a fairly non-climatic part) actually from previous years you can actually hear them talk about stopping after finding one more really funny/scary part, I think they did that in f.e.a.r? that was back when the channel was a lot younger tho.
That scene Matt talks about is super metal. It shows Dallas slowly turning into the alien egg/larvae, like the ones they find in the spaceship, still conscious and begging to die, closing the cycle in a really horrible/cool way without the dumbass queen james cameron came up with later so he could turn an eldritch cosmical horror into.. space monster ants.
Well, Matt's doing a good job at making this a lot scarier. You know, by not looking at the monster and making my stress levels rise through the roofs.
I believe that the part of the film portrayed in this DLC refers to a sequence of scenes that appeared in the original script and novelisation and was filmed but was cut for the theatrical release. In the original scene, which takes place after the deaths of Brett and Dallas, Parker encounters the Alien just outside the airlock, coordinates with Ripley and Lambert on the bridge to lure it into the airlock only to have the Alien run away due to a siren triggered by Ash. In the process, the Alien loses a limb, the airlock is breached, Parker and Ripley are almost killed in the resulting breach.
so when you are in the vents with the alien, the flamethrower doesent make him run away, it stops him from coming to you so YOU can run the other way or, Back it up so to speak.
Thinking back...Ripley didn't need to kill dallas, dallas was just placed in the hive hibernation until he would be impregnated. But it was one warrior xenomorph not a queen, dallas was just gooified, he could have survived.
I think the idea was the alien could somehow turn captives into new eggs (Alien not having introduced the queens yet). That not being immediately conveyable was probably why it got cut.
the deleted scene was before they had the queen idea. it was Dallas surrounded by a bunch of facehugger eggs in what was the start of a hive. they were gonna make it so they could just make more eggs without a queen but they scrapped the scene for whatever reason. the whole queen thing didn't pop up until Spielberg made aliens and made them more insect like and climb on walls and all that jazz we know them for now.
Digsidian probably, to be honest dallas kind of had the least character in the first film so his death was kind of ehh who cares. The only character that matters survived.......................the cat.
dood brodicus you're right but it wasn't Spielberg who did aliens it was David Cameron, Spielberg did another film about a terrifying alien invading earth with his creepy ass glowing finger and shit.
The deleted scene in question Pat's talking about is the one where Dallas is being "transformed" into a xenomorph egg. This was before Aliens where the queen concept was introduced, and offers an entirely different perspective on how they breed.
Matt and Pat, the unlikely allies, were forced into a storm of shit like no other. They could only cling to each other as they passed the ruins of a destroyed past. First, a broken Hulk doll. Close by? A vita, in pristine condition. Finally, a baby doll that breathed deeply and rhythmically. Pat seemed to jump a bit at the third object, clinging even closer to Matt's -dumb- *radical* hat. As they approached the end of the hallway, a figure outpaced Matt and Pat's view, leaving only a bit of milk behind before entering a vent. This event bewildered our heroes, but not as much as the rapid clicking they heard behind them. They turned around. _"When's Mahvel?"_ *Aliam vs Dreadator*
I'm only halfway through this video and this is the single most painful video on the entire channel. Matt MUST have either only one earbud or his headphones are on backwards. The alternative is just unthinkable.
I feel like this intro needs to be it's own animated movie or story. I feel like it'd be a good story. Yo, I'd even write that story, get that Best Friends fanfiction train rolling.
Pat: "hey let me try." Matt "here you go." Pat: " OH man what do buttons do, how do I do things? whoops" Radio lady"" GO RIGHT! go right!!" Pat goes left. trice in row.
It's a vastly different experience playing on your own when you can 100% focus on the surroundings, all the little noises and have a few hours under your belt to know the tricks of how the alien and tracker works. I've beaten it on hard but I'd be super terrible if someone was talking to me while playing it
Dragon Kick I'd agree if they didn't pick the easiest difficulty. There are multiple parts where they die because they basically just stand up/run right next to the alien. The only part that is meant to be tough is the vent part, which I am less salty about them dying in.
Yeah, the vent part seems to rely on the player already knowing how the alien works in vents, i.e. if you try to scare it off and the only way it has to run is *through* you, you're going to die.
good thing Pat kept trying to use the flamethrower when it turned out ineffective instead of running, otherwise they would have progressed. we wouldn't want that
If you are talking about the stereotype of usually only the men surviving a horror movie, an interesting fact about the movie is they didn't specify the genders of the characters by only using gender neutral/last names and just hired the cast who could play the parts well. It was pretty much just 50/50 a male or female actor was gonna play Ripley and survive 'till the end
*Alien comes, Matt puts away his gun and turns his back on the alien*
*Alien comes again, Pat tells him to turn around, only turns left*
Starting to see why Pat is usually on the controls.
He's a good entertainer, bad video gamer...
Edit: and.. then I just watch Pat jump straight into the alien's mouth because he can't figure out how to select the flame thrower.. I mean it looks cryptic, but it's still disappointing.
Second Edit: And then CHRIST Dies again because he doesn't want to shoot it.. I should just finish watching before making my comment. Maybe He'll redeem himself!!
Third Edit: meh.
I don't understand why they suck so bad at this game. Hide and burn, that's the only two things you have to do.
It's ok, hell come back and have a glorious LP once more.
Never forget Until Dawn.
The only consolation for Matt being awful at this, is knowing that Woolie would be even worse and is thankfully not present.
TO BE FAIR he trusted Matt who told him the controls wrong and was desperately mashing fucking Right Bumper in hopes of pulling out the flamethrower, so you can't blame him for that one
"Father Wollie, forgive me for I have sinned again."
" What sin have you committed?"
" I killed a man."
"Did he look like a bitch?"
" W-What Father"
" I said... DID HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!"
"He looked like Dio Brando."
"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13..."
"Dont worry father Wollie, he was an al bhed."
"AHHHH BLEETZBALL"
Holy shit. That's _really strong_.
Ugh......just kill me
I'm sorry, did he disrupt your concentration?
"Its behind you!"
*Shoots in front of himself*
"ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU"
*turns around slowly*
*Aliens moves slightly*
Pat: What is this? I don't understand!
17:40
The motion tracker shows the alien right in front of Matt.
Pat says "It's right in front of you!"
So Matt turns around.
Fucks sake.
welcome to the super best friends fuckthrough
All actors reprised their roles specially for this DLC, thats why it was a huge deal on release. And the reason the alien is finding you easily is because it hears your motion tracker lol. I made the same mistake for a large portion of the game and it was HELL because I wasn't aware it was making so much noise.
I fucking love how if you keep hitting the alien with the flamethrower it becomes wary of you when it sees you with it, so you can actually spray him a few times and even if you don't have any fuel, pull it out and it will back off a few paces to give you a few more seconds. Isolation is a fucking amazing game on so many levels
yeah but then you get to the part where you have like 6 guns and molotovs and bombs and the singular alien just terminators through it all because fuck you
Kinda like a horrible monster cat.
The whole point is you can't kill the alien, all you can do is distract, scare and stun it. I guess you could justify it in terms of the guns are low penetration due to them being used for peacekeeping in a space station or the alien is just designed a different way, but really I think it was a much better decision to not be able to really hurt it. There are actually big differences for how the alien works/reacts for each difficulty, it would be worth a look to see what would be more helpful at lower difficulties. I know for a fact you can stun it for a couple of seconds with a shotgun blast, maybe enough time to pull out a molotov.
but this is the random alien FROM ALIEN, and while the guns are in fact low penetration, the pistol compensates for it by firing HE ROUNDS, aliens made from humans are weak and fleshy like humans, plus the flamethrower should melt it in a couple seconds, not just mildly annoy it as it walks forward to kill you because you made the intelligent decision and started firing when you would hit it
Frankly the game wouldn't of worked if you could just murder the thing in the first encounter so changes to the design had to be made for compromise. I'm pretty sure it has a different leg design than the original too. I am curious of whet you think a good solution/middle ground would be. Personally I'm happy with the idea of the guns being very low penetration
Matt has all the situational awareness of a moldy potato.
Adam Pope um I think that's moss that always points north.
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Adam Pope just like canadians always do.
Jedi Knight Shh! You'll ruin the illusion!
My Potatos have a better sense of direction than Matt does. they know which hatch to leave after I eat them. Matt would probably fuck up n' find itself in the liver somehow.
Game: *Alien noises approaching from in front of him*
Matt: *turns around for no fuckin raisin*
nobody likes raisins.
Yeah matt has a bad habit of running away from scares (Like last video where he runs out of view from vomitting monster and you can barely see it; but you can bet matt will scope that couch.)
he only wanted to fight da deem-on
What you can't see can't hurt you
matterking1 yup, raisin
Crawling in his sin
These pies, he will not steal
Beer is how I know
Shitstorm is now for real
_There's nothing beside me to pull my eyes away_
Consuming, confusing
This lack of audio synching I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find Liam again
Omikron is closing in
I've felt this way before
So insecure.
Truly the twisted tune of a shit unstormed.
Super Buu furiously crotch chopping
Dude your name is amazing.
Swagbito Uchiha As is yours.
Have you ever found that rustler?
Sarah Mills Nah, but his scent forever lingers.
Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 11:
For the past two thousand years, the Skeleton Warriors have been fighting a bloody war with the Musculature Brigade. The skeletons were annoyed at how the musculature nation would constantly cling to them and smother their culture, and so Mr. Bones, the big dick OG Skeleton Warrior launched the first ever attack armed with nothing but his six string and his pride. The few on the front lines of that battle testify that Mr. Bones stood front and center atop a hill, his figure caressed by fog and his skull bathed in pale moonlight. His bones dug into the dewey earth below as a he muttered a few words, drifting across the battlefield gently as a springtime mist.
"If you must blink, do it now."
Dude, it's been like 10 seconds since the video got uploaded, how?
He has the whole thing ready and just uploads a volume per video.
Spooky...
Bondage-chan Let's make doujins together
I've never been more down.
I can't get over that intro. I love how babby Matt has that beard.
YOU!
AfroMetalMizu Yu
Asagi Igawa You should stay beyond the Shitstorm brother...
Some say he was born with it.
Father Woolie gets me every time.
1:45 "It's using the air vents to move around"
Aliam: Isolation
Aliam Resurrection
Aliams
Aliam vs Predwoolie
+Vineger Doppio and Epitaph Aliam vs Woolie's Ancestors
Aliam vs Dreadator
All the Alien was doing was taking a leisurely stroll through the ship and some jerk keeps trying to set him on fire
"I didn't know you could pick a character wooOOoOOoaH.."
"So I've played this already as Ripley..."
Uwot
kayfabe...immediatly ruined kayfabe
I still love that opening. Real talk: Pat could be a solid voice actor. Pastor Woolie might be the best part of the whole thing, though.
Try the skyrim mod then. Pat's definitely got the best delivered ambient dialogue of the 3.
HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAALL
That was such a good bit.
The fact that they got John Hurt back to play Kane for that scene made it all the better.
Check please!
you have a character act now! you are a bitch!
Oh no not again... XP
Spaceballs FTMFW
We're on the hunt for Liam everyone! People with the biggest rears: stand by the vents and we'll force the bastard into the airlock and blow it out into space!
I imagine half the crew with their butts sticking up in the air and Aliam just freaking out and clutching his Vita claw.
I like to think they have their asses pressed directly against the vents.
Don't bother shooting him, he'll just jump over your guns
kot4311
How can he jump over a gun?!
HE'S JUST A FUCK'IN ANIMAL, MAN!
Because Liam's got such a lust for revenge....
Liam got in the vents again.
ghostfear2011 Ugh.. Someone get the Vita.
got with persona 4 golden just in case with some SPESS MERHINS.
ghostfear2011 Nah Liam's not in the vents this time...
Thomas Gibbs METAL BAWKES!!! THE COWARDS!!! THE FEWLS!!!
Michael Murphy Yeah I get more mad than scared in this game, mainly because I know the devs literally glued the Alien on your ass and considering the last game CA made before this was Rome 2, I say it's a massive improvement.
Remember that time Ripley punched Luke Cage and Daredevil in the face?
That was awesome and remember when she punched Jessica Jones in the tit and kicked Iron fist in the balls
DarkKnightGrave man daredevil never saw it coming.
Just like Squirrel Girl would've done
I remember when she called Predator a pussy-face
I can't believe that time Ripley took over Hell's Kitchen and when S.H.I.E.L.D. sent their agents in, Quake got ROCKED by Ripley. Also Latino Ghost Rider was going to fight Ripley until he turned around and realized his bike was stolen by Newt.
Pat - "It's right in front of you."
Mat -*Turns around*
17:40
Pat: "It's right in front of you!"
Matt: *turns around and looks the other way instead*
It's okay, I'm a coward too...
Pat: "It's right in front of you"
Matt: *Slowly turns the opposite way and dies*
We need more horror games in space, it doesn't even need to be alien-like, they could make something like a guy losing the connection to mother base and going insane seeing nightmares .
Luca Blight that sounds fuckin awesome
Literally Dead Space
+UnderwaterComix No real monsters just him getting hungry and insane like a Crusoe but on space.
He said horror games, not third person shooters... XP
Event[0] is kind of like what you're describing, but the problem with no monsterinos is no horrorinos so it's more like a sci-fi mystery game set in space.
shit aliens hate getting burnt to death? *I* hate getting burnt to death AM I AN ALIEN?!
yes
Maioly shit, now i have to tell my mom shes dead
According to Matt, every feature in this game is mapped to the shoulder buttons lol
maybe they have a custom controller with a stack of shoulder buttons. Like an accordion with a thumbstick on top?
"Why would you put windows on your ship and comprise the integrity you idiots?"
"The same reason we put our name on the side of our *stealth* ship."
AAAAAAAAW GAAAAD!
HHHHHAWRYYY SHEEEEET!
WALK IN THE PARK
SOM UH DE BEEECH!
OOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
HELP ME, OH MY GOOOOOOD!
"It's right behind you"
Matt turns left and dies.
"It's right in front of you."
Matt turns around and dies.
Then Pat takes control and it's a clusterfuck.
Or hes doing it on purpose because he doesnt actually want to play and is just padding out their recording...
Apparently the scanner, leaning, the menu, bringing out the flamethrower, and crouching are all shoulder buttons. Great directions there Matt.
Being stunningly awful at explaining controls is one of his most noteworthy traits.
Pat: It's right in front of you!
Matt: *turns around*
Father Woolie is the best Woolie
Father Woolie is the best Enrico Pucci
what who will be Kira? Zack?
Matt is Kira, Zach is his stand
So will Elmo be Stray Cat?
+Sarah Mills Nah it's Leelo, Elmo is Pat's Stand since Pat is AU Kira.
"It's in there with you" *checks radar, not working*
*alien coming*
*pulls out radar again*
maybe take out your flamethrower bro
Remember back in the Machinima days when Pat was supposed to be the "good one" on the controls?
Little did we know they're both huge idiots.
The real benefit of these videos is that I get to see Preacher Woolie every day.
That's who Woolie will be once the Zaibatsu disbands after the birth of the real Matt jr.
> "Her instructions are terrible."
> _Never tried listening to her instructions in the first place._
I didn't know these guys could be so bad at a game, especially on novice.
Specifically, Kane tried to kill Ripley with a rolled up porno magazine
Tried to make her deepthroat it too...
*SYMBOLISM!*
That scene is so fucking weird. He clearly has crazy robot strength, why doesn't he just strangle her?
***** I guess that works.
Ash. Kane gave birth to the babby alien.
Just in case it hasn't been said:
Plague's art is awesome. Like, for fuckin' real. His linework is out of this world, but despite sort of 'specializing' in that, his shading and coloration is spot on.
I can think of no greater honor than to be killed by a Xenomorph.
Unamused Rohan get killed by the highest tier predator?
To be honest, if Ripley punched me in the face while she was in a loader, I'd die happy before my skull exploded through the other side of my face.
any Ripley.
21:57 The xenomorph uses it's finisher to negate pat's fireball for an instant K.O
Matt's ability to not look at important things is showing again.
How many times does he seemingly on purpose look away from the xenomorph?
"Matt the alien is right in front of you"
*turns around*
ಠ_ಠ
Get your flamethrower out! Drop your shield, and get your flamethrower out!
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!!!!
I appreciate this reference.
the schwarts is strong in this one
SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE, BABY MY HEART'S ON FIRE!!!!
"Not again."
PAT: It's right in front of you!
MATT: starts turning away and dies.
Are they not wearing headphones? I can hear the damn thing coming from a direction and Matt turns the other way.
Novice is a baby difficult they added in later on for people like Matt and Patt who thought Isolation was too difficult and somehow they still died multiple times in this very short pre-order dlc.
"It's right in front of you!" *Matt immediately turns around in what is presumably an attempt to moon the monster.*
Does Matt have working headphones?
Edit: Give it back to Matt oh my god
the only thing I can think think of is if they each use one ear phone and they can only hear half the shit. because this is fuckin' painful to watch.
either that or HE HAS THEM ON BACKWARDS. maybe thats why he turns around when the monster is in front. in fact, once the alien was on his left, he immediately turned right to look and got munched. what a pathetic playthru
superturkle Just wait until you watch the Dead space 3 ep....
In fairness all Pat's flubs were Matt telling him the wrong buttons and weird exceptions to normal alien AI that anyone would've been weirded out by. And Matt... Well, yeah, they probably have a shit way of doing audio out lol.
So in case anyone gives a shit, the deleted scene Matt is talking about is the one where Ripley finds Dallas and Brett being turned into xeno morph eggs. Dallas is still "alive" and Ripley puts him out of his misery with the falmethrower. This deleted scene has spawned a theory about whether or not the xeno morphs have two different means of reproduction: via a queen or by transforming biological beings into eggs." I remember the Atari jaguar, I think, had an AvP game where the xeno morph could make spawn points by turning humans and predators into eggs. Pretty spoopy.
I must have seen Alien over 100 times and *never* knew that scene existed!
That was the most incompetent shit-show I've ever seen. Keep up the good work guys.
Pat sees a massive angry alien gives it half a nano second of flame and decides that's good enough. Good one pat.
Matt is horrible at directions. And at listening to where the alien is. And why doesn't he keep either the radar or the gun out the whole time? Edit: They're both really bad at this.
Mason Tatum Keeping the radar out actually lures the alien toward you because its beeping and making high-pitched frequency noises and shit. They kept seeing it running all around them because the alien was scurrying around in the vents following the noise of the radar
***** Then he could keep the flamethrower out.
Feels like they uploaded only half of the video.
I'm gonna assume you mean there's no big 'finish' to the video, it might be because they plan on making this one into a full series after shitstorm is over, there's no 'part one' on the video itself tho so I doubt they are just doing a second part (plus this is the second video they've done where they cut away at a fairly non-climatic part) actually from previous years you can actually hear them talk about stopping after finding one more really funny/scary part, I think they did that in f.e.a.r? that was back when the channel was a lot younger tho.
GOD I HOPE THEY MAKE IT INTO A FULL LP
+God Emporer Saiyan Prodigy They would never beat it.
Yeah, it felt kind of unfinished.
That scene Matt talks about is super metal. It shows Dallas slowly turning into the alien egg/larvae, like the ones they find in the spaceship, still conscious and begging to die, closing the cycle in a really horrible/cool way without the dumbass queen james cameron came up with later so he could turn an eldritch cosmical horror into.. space monster ants.
Man the Xenomorph is the scariest possible enemy for a horror game.
I'm gay.
Edit: I'm not gay.
good for you.
pieisdelish1 yes.
Hi Gay. I'm Kenneth.
I'm happy too.
You're also one day late. National Coming Out Day was October 11th (look it up if you don't believe me). Better late than never, though.
This is the level of progress I expect. Beautiful.
Well, Matt's doing a good job at making this a lot scarier. You know, by not looking at the monster and making my stress levels rise through the roofs.
About time we encounter the perfect organism......again
Man I love alien so much!
*blasts the alien with a flamethrower for 0.2 seconds and stares at it* shoo
when someone tells you to go right you go left that is just logic.
Wow this is actually infuriating. Matt had trouble with direction and Pat somehow can't figure out the controls.
For the longest time I was convinced that it was the baby Xenomorph saying "Oh god".
Wow, Matt is.... Matt at this.
Oh, no. They BOTH sucked at this.
I want a Jurassic Park Game with this tech. Except Raptors instead of Xenomorphs.
I believe that the part of the film portrayed in this DLC refers to a sequence of scenes that appeared in the original script and novelisation and was filmed but was cut for the theatrical release. In the original scene, which takes place after the deaths of Brett and Dallas, Parker encounters the Alien just outside the airlock, coordinates with Ripley and Lambert on the bridge to lure it into the airlock only to have the Alien run away due to a siren triggered by Ash. In the process, the Alien loses a limb, the airlock is breached, Parker and Ripley are almost killed in the resulting breach.
I would love if you started this on Ash's campaign and it starts with him waking up in the morning and screwing his head on.
Matt plays Alien like Alien. Pat plays Alien like Aliens. This is the difference between them.
This needs a full LP
"It's right in front of you!" slowly turns to the right 17:39
I think you're not supposed to fight it in that vent. Just follow directions and hope the monstars don't catch you.
Pat: It's behind you
Matt: Turn right and dies
Pat: It's right in front of you
Matt: Turns 180 degrees and dies again
so when you are in the vents with the alien, the flamethrower doesent make him run away, it stops him from coming to you so YOU can run the other way or, Back it up so to speak.
17:40 "It's RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!" *Matt takes out his flamethrower and turns around
This moment fuckin slayed me
Thinking back...Ripley didn't need to kill dallas, dallas was just placed in the hive hibernation until he would be impregnated. But it was one warrior xenomorph not a queen, dallas was just gooified, he could have survived.
I think the idea was the alien could somehow turn captives into new eggs (Alien not having introduced the queens yet). That not being immediately conveyable was probably why it got cut.
the deleted scene was before they had the queen idea. it was Dallas surrounded by a bunch of facehugger eggs in what was the start of a hive. they were gonna make it so they could just make more eggs without a queen but they scrapped the scene for whatever reason. the whole queen thing didn't pop up until Spielberg made aliens and made them more insect like and climb on walls and all that jazz we know them for now.
Digsidian probably, to be honest dallas kind of had the least character in the first film so his death was kind of ehh who cares. The only character that matters survived.......................the cat.
dood brodicus you're right but it wasn't Spielberg who did aliens it was David Cameron, Spielberg did another film about a terrifying alien invading earth with his creepy ass glowing finger and shit.
damn. your right. idk why I said Spielberg. lol. well that was my derp moment of the day.
The deleted scene in question Pat's talking about is the one where Dallas is being "transformed" into a xenomorph egg. This was before Aliens where the queen concept was introduced, and offers an entirely different perspective on how they breed.
was anyone else screaming at these two to keep the fucking flamethrower out?
Matt and Pat, the unlikely allies, were forced into a storm of shit like no other. They could only cling to each other as they passed the ruins of a destroyed past. First, a broken Hulk doll. Close by? A vita, in pristine condition. Finally, a baby doll that breathed deeply and rhythmically. Pat seemed to jump a bit at the third object, clinging even closer to Matt's -dumb- *radical* hat. As they approached the end of the hallway, a figure outpaced Matt and Pat's view, leaving only a bit of milk behind before entering a vent. This event bewildered our heroes, but not as much as the rapid clicking they heard behind them.
They turned around.
_"When's Mahvel?"_
*Aliam vs Dreadator*
This is great and all but I think it's time we talked about the bonus situation.
I'm only halfway through this video and this is the single most painful video on the entire channel. Matt MUST have either only one earbud or his headphones are on backwards. The alternative is just unthinkable.
Pat you have a flamethrower and there's an alien in front of you, it's not that difficult.
You know, the idea is to listen to the "OHMAAAGAAAAWD"-lady and circumvent the Alien. It's an awesome section.
And it's possible.
I mean it's not as isolating as omikron, so I'll have to deduct points.
God I love this intro.
Holy fuck this episode was a mess.
"It's right in front of you!" says pat.
Matt turns around and looks behind himself.
...Was the intro Foreshadowing?
Maybe Liam had to go home... from our hearts.
Huh... In the last shot of the Intro Matt's all alone on the lake's shore. No Pat, No Liam...
Guess it was foreshadowing more than we thought...
17:39 "It's right in front of you!" *Radar shows the alien is in front of him*
Matt turns around...
Its funny because the motion sensor attracts the alien. XD
I feel like this intro needs to be it's own animated movie or story. I feel like it'd be a good story. Yo, I'd even write that story, get that Best Friends fanfiction train rolling.
Jesus Christ they are *terrible* at this. Like, even worse than usual. How drunk were they?
i have never seen anyone STAND for so goddamn long while playing this game jfc
THAT'S AN...AAAALLIEEEENN
"oh god...not again... *dies*"
_"Hello my baby. Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal..."_
AfroMetalMizu SPEED
"CHECK PLEASE!"
***** You have to hiiiit ittt Woooolieee..... xD
Pat: "hey let me try."
Matt "here you go."
Pat: " OH man what do buttons do, how do I do things? whoops"
Radio lady"" GO RIGHT! go right!!"
Pat goes left. trice in row.
Maaan...I like this game but the guys are not good at. Having played it on the hardest mode, the game is tough but they make it seem impossible.
It's a vastly different experience playing on your own when you can 100% focus on the surroundings, all the little noises and have a few hours under your belt to know the tricks of how the alien and tracker works. I've beaten it on hard but I'd be super terrible if someone was talking to me while playing it
Dragon Kick I'd agree if they didn't pick the easiest difficulty. There are multiple parts where they die because they basically just stand up/run right next to the alien. The only part that is meant to be tough is the vent part, which I am less salty about them dying in.
Yeah, the vent part seems to rely on the player already knowing how the alien works in vents, i.e. if you try to scare it off and the only way it has to run is *through* you, you're going to die.
Bullshit 8 drunk guys played far better than them and had more comical ramblings watch them you can SEE the reason why your excuse is just plain wrong
You guys are just the _best_ redshirts, man.
IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
*turns around*
good thing Pat kept trying to use the flamethrower when it turned out ineffective instead of running, otherwise they would have progressed. we wouldn't want that
Yup don't choose Parker, 95% chance he dies first... Ellen dies second... God I love movie stereotypes
I was actually amazed when I saw the movie that he's actually one of the last to die.
Ripley survives......this is one of the few films that deviates from horror stereotypes lol
If you are talking about the stereotype of usually only the men surviving a horror movie, an interesting fact about the movie is they didn't specify the genders of the characters by only using gender neutral/last names and just hired the cast who could play the parts well. It was pretty much just 50/50 a male or female actor was gonna play Ripley and survive 'till the end
Dragon Kick But a sole woman usually survives.