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I would totally watch a longer vid with all of them his reasoning is funny
Yes! I wanna have the full version, there are so many more champs in League
there's still the vod up on his twitch
Watch stream live
The full stream vod is peak comedy
@@DarkSoulser Now it's gone forever 😔
“Is the two “A’s” necessary?”
It was in the memo…
THE DOUBLE A THING VARUS
And with Aatrox's entire "I'm goign to kill everyone to spite the gods" attitude, if he took the time to write a MEMO, it should be respected.
varus
@@residentratking5749 Vaarus* we might as well let him get the memo
heimerdinger probably has the capability of committing a lot of warcrimes with his inventions
He probably already has.
Singed already has. Who's to say that the donger hasn't?
@@georgemosidze1794 singed is responsible for all of germanys ww1 poison gas war crimes.
He already did
Glad he retired. We really have an oversaturation of war crimes these days...
Imagine being the one person that makes a goth happy.
I imagine it's kinda draining.
@@lazarsharky Indeed it would be but a crazy goth is even worse.
@@lazarsharky yeah at first. But then the self-discovery arc happens and you both become better people.
fuck that it sucks
@@kyburn6195 and who knows how long it'll take to reach that stage.
"i dont like pain"
Evelynn, the literal demon of agony: HARD SMASH
Well….you wouldn’t?
@@falabrakgamer6575 you'd literally die and would get scammed since unfortunately Evelyn never actually does it and only teases🙃
@@friendlyhamster8989 still worth it. Edging ftw.
@@friendlyhamster8989 I would die in the most macho way possible tho
Next: Smash or Pass Bloodborne bosses
@Gabriel Silhol that’s Dark Souls you noob!
Oh yes please lmao i need to see this
Father Gascoigne yassss
The One Reborn is basically just asking for it…
Any From Software boss is an instant pass. Actual horrible monsters, every single one of them.
I wanted to see him do all the champions but I get that would be a much longer video
samee
and i was really looking forward to him shit talking teemo as well... tragic
He did it on twitch
I really wanted to see him say smash to Twitch
All you need to know is he's smashing 95% of the characters
the choices should be expanded to : pass, smash or get smashed
he kindof explains whether hed do the smashing or being smashed when he picks smash
I'm afraid to see what a Smash or Pass on Warframe would be now.
Would be even better tho
Robussy
tenoussy
You are my new best friend, stranger
Kela's breedable grinussy
Finally someone who is honest about the Yordles.
Tristana: tomboy shortstack.
Poppy: Top Waifu shortstack
Vex: Goth shortstack
Anyone who says they wouldn't bang any of them is lying, and yes, that includes women.
*Lulu not included because She's crazy, but hey, some people are into that as well.
Finally someone sane.
You mean poppy cannon form poppy and stay up poppy?
Naw Furries are bad, but Midget-furries?!
You based as fuck
No you're just a weirdo degenerate lmfao. Not wanting to smash an anthropomorphic midget furry is completely normal to like the majority of the human population.
Youre a freak stfu.
"I'm not gonna smash the first muscular demon just because he's some muscular guy without substance"
Two seconds later:
"yeah smash that ahri girl"
As a bisexual I'm kinda tired of seeing the obvious hypocrisy towards woman in a lot of bisexual people. This is just fucking bizzare, tbh. Any slightly sexy woman is an insta A-S tier to them.
KDA opinion is based tho.
I mean, do you blame him? 👀
@@MariaKryvohub I mean he did say he was being generic with his choice with ahri. But like foreal tho are you gonna pass?
@@MariaKryvohub did I ask
Everyone: I don’t lie, yordles. I know they’re like 300 yeas old but they’re small and weird. So pass
Lando: smash smash smash smash and smash
Everyone? Try weirdos. Professor Lando has the right idea here
@@Kaweebo eh, don't know bout that, chief.
Yeah nah poppy is an exception. She's caring and courageous and strong. Hella sexy
Yeah like, not everything that's small is a child
@@pudimjogando1198 welcome to latin america, females can be under 5'1 casually
He made me so proud for passing seraphine
Literally belle delphine
@@polo619652 belle delphine but instead of an octopus in a fridge, it's a remains of skarner's friends and family
I wasn't there but what if his stream played a big part on his decision
plus she's underage so he had to pass anyway
@@jayvhoncalma3458 Not just westerners, but literally anyone that stans Twitter.
I mainly followed people from the west that shared my ideals and they’re all like, “Not only are they fake but… no, that’s just it. They’re fake. Stop caring because I don’t care.”
Lando, the amount of energy and commitment you give to your craft is beyond respectful. Thank you for what you provide to so many people. Take it easy my guy!
"I need an ass"
- Professor Lando, 2022
0:53 Yes the double a is necessary. i'm pretty sure there is an actual voiceline in game about it.
THE DOUBLE A THING VARUS! THERE WAS A MEMO!
@@pentagonofpeople
Two aa's Varus, two!!! We had a memo
For jinx, what about "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed"
He should look up Jinx.
It's never worth it. Good sex is not worth the crazy girl knowing where you live.
Dude she do a 180 at any moment, not worth it
She's a minor😭😭😭
6:12 "My Instinct is that he would take care of me"
Lmao he would be the last person to do so xD
He would if he cared, after all he is very saddened when targon forces him to blow up his stars as punishment for disobedience
@@lvadimass nah pretty sure he doesnt care. Hes sad because they have his reigns... thats about it.
I like everything about League of Legends expect for League of Legends.
😄
exactly, the game itself sucks but everything else about it is great.
Same. The Runeterra MMO is our only hope for salvation.
lore is so fking good too
fix your grammar first bud.
Shyvana's number 1 and he didn't even mentioned her dragon transformation. That's instant top waifu for me.
Ezreal has a thang with them legs of Shyv
Honestly, this is a perfect chance to say I got League just specifically to play monster girls and monster girls only.
I don't care if they're 3 star difficulty and I'm awful, I gotta play them all.
cultured
The only reason I'd endorse for installing this game.
reksai.
Not playing the midget hamster with ptsd who causes ptsd or succcrow 9000
but still a respectable choice,
though the reason you're awful is probably cause you're only playing with one hand :^)
Spirit Blossom Cassiopeia is my religion, followed by Blood Moon Elise. That's some gourmet shit.
My god your takes on master yi and seraphine are fucking spot on. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Evelyn: whole design is "I'm gonna fuck you"
Lando: 😲👏👏👏
Lucian: part of design is "I'm gonna fuck you"
Lando: HOW VILE!
Lando: I don't like goths
*finger hovers over unsubscribe button *
i almost disliked the video out of reflex 😂
goths are mid
0:48 "Is the two A's necessary?" According to Aatrox himself, yes.
It was a memo that Varus apparently forgot.
Classy that he credits Markiplier each time he does one of these. There’s no room for plagiarism in academia.
"I'm a fragile little flower" I can't explain how much I'm freaking laughing, freaking hell
"Aatrox, is the double A neceserary?"
Yes, the 'double A' thing. There was a memo
So okay on that question of why like goth girls. I like the aesthetic, the blues and purples and blacks and some pinks of the looks, a lot of goth girls ive been with are chill just existing together, dont always want to go out to places, find it hilarious when when we rip on people. Its really i guess about the personality and the aesthetic of a goth girl
I agree 10000% with you my dear friend. Your explanation about the attractiviness of goth girls is precise and clear. Their aesthetic, ways of talking and cool personality is hella addicting and adorable.
The amount of zooming effects in this video is epic.
Way too much imo, I couldn't see half of the characters.
Professor Lando: "I'm gonna pass on Miss Fortune"
Also him: "Alistar looks sexy af, smash!"
I would smash Miss Fortune in the Lore. Pass on in-game Miss Fortune.
"I just want to f*ck all the Yordles. I'm not the bad guy here..." ~ The villain of Arcane S2
Lando: "I don't wanna get pegged wrong."
Well its good you smashed Akali, cause she will peg you right.
Professor is the pinnacle of critical thought
I wonder what would happen if he did smash or pass with Cookie run characters... not just kingdom
Yea
A higher being once said....
"Orianna can install a fleshlight and Linux, put her in C tier"
That's a smash.
Darius would actually be open to be caring. There was a comic where it was shown he had a wife and he had a loving relationship with her
When he said smash to Poppy I fucking screamed "YES" out loud and pumped my fist I'm not even exaggerating I genuinely reacted that passionately what is wrong with me teach
24:33 I DID IT AGAIN LMFAOOOO
‘Is the two AA’s necessary’ THE MEMO LANDO THE MEMO
-him: "Aatrox, is the two A necessary?"
-me: "There was a memo Varus, THERE WAS A MEMO"
Oh my god. It took me this many Prof Lando videos to make me realize how similar vibes he has to the dean (Dean Pelton) from 'Community'
15:28 the problem here is, lorewise morgana isnt even gothlike, she actually is a very kind and fair girl.
Dude you crack me up so damn much. Love your vids.
THIS MAN PASSED ON JINX MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I'LL HAVE TO SEE YOUR CREDENTIALS AS A PROFESSOR BECAUSE YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND
Did Professor Lando do a lesson on Shortstacks yet? If he didn't he really should, would help explain why goblin girls and Midna from Twilight Princess are popular, plus I wouldn't feel alone for my attraction to Shortstacks.
I think they're cool and not talked about enough
Brother you are not alone!!
Your not alone brother
"Spiritually, I will smash" never change bro
FINALLY someone admitted Yordles Tristana and Poppy are absolute Smash
Every single goth i have ever met was chill af. Intense and kinda depressed, but chill af and fun to hang with
Bro, Lando just spittin straight facts the whole video
@ProfessorLando could you upload the full stream? I'ts not up on your twitch anymore and a lot of us would love to watch the full version! :)
This might be completely irrelevant. But the person who said Kassadin is abusive after mans literally lost everything even his mind trying to save his daughter from the void is insane. His entire story is about him trying to save Kaisa, hoping thats shes still alive. He didnt abuse her before that either. the void just swallowed up their area.
I wanted to see the full video… but I think I need some alone time to process… “I'm not into goths”… hit hard, Lando.
Fun Fact about AAtrox. His character named inspired Brandon E to take up the title of Glizzard. It's a a slightly different pronounciation and spelling, but you can see how you get Glizzy Hands from AAtrox by only swapping 3 letters.
„I don‘t wanna be turned to stone!!“
-> death, Unspeakable torment and ghoulish tales of wanton lust
-> „count me in“
So he wants to die slow and painfully without a safe word lol
9:04 wait till you hear her voice lines
out of all the videos i could have watched while my headphones were charging
this man got the MOST based takes on smash or pass league characters even while not playing league, holy fuck
Hypocrites be like, "Lando how could you smash Rell you're so creepy" and then go simp for Zoe because she's "tHoUsAndS oF YEarS oLd". Gfto here
0:51 as an aatrox main, yes professor, the 2 "a"s are necessary
Next: Smash or Pass Yu-Gi-Oh Characters / Cards
Not cards, are you insane? There are like 12K cards. He'd have to dedicate a whole week to that lol
@@brain_tonic obviously not all cards. Just the OG/Iconic cards.
0:51
"Is the two A neccesary?"
There was a memo Varus, THERE WAS A MEMO
Esse mano aí já perdeu completamente a sanidade kkkk amei esse vídeo
Professor Lando: Sees Kai'sa
Also Professor Lando: S M A S H
Ive been looking for this I dont know why you seem to have unlisted it
I need to see the entire thing.
As a Seraphine main, I am thankful you at least hate on her for a perfectly valid and justified reason, unlike the rest of the internet. You perfectly described both why I play her and why I feel bad for my enemies when I play her.
People that get on a high horse about being attracted to fictional characters when they're 'underage' are silly.
@@TempoLOOKING wtf are you talking about
@@maskedsol6103 oh look youtube is getting interested..just got an community guidelines strike...I hope Elon Musk buys RUclips next!!!!!
Heresy! Morgana is not at all goth/dark. She is actually just a character that dislikes the "holier than thou" disposition of the lore's gods, and feels much more at home with mortals because of their ability to, uh, improvise, adapt, and overcome.
Her conflict with Kayle is not because of this reason at all but because different views in justice
Professor Lando: I don't like goth
Also Professor Lando: Smashes the lady known as daughter of the void
she's not really goth, though? more so a antihero samus
I would smash the mind flare from MGE. Also The goat god from OverLord is a dam milf.
"im not like the other girls i wont say smash to all muscular" says smash to ahri right after
Lando: no goths
Me: Shows Rosaria from Genshin, twirling a knife with a not give a shit look.
Ah yes you need two A for Aatrox
its on a note,his kind has a note
that says you need 2 A's on ur name
(im looking at you VARUS)
I lost my shit at master yi. I feel the same way about that character. Hell even if you play the game a lot. If you are not an organized team, that character is a damn menace.
The fucked thing is even if you kill him him if the game goes on long enough it doesn't matter
Average Seraphine simp vs the Average Shortstack Enjoyer
Are you saying you "Get your Yordles off"?
I understand this reference.
I would say I'm ashamed.
If I were ashamed.
Instead I'm just oddly proud.
thats the funpart about mordekaiser
he doesnt need your consent, thats what the cave is for
The fact that you passed rakan deeply hurt my rakan main feelings
The moment I saw the title, that EXACT MOMENT, the first thing that came into my head was "He's putting Illaoi first"
This was an interesting series... Oh gods, seeing him after the first half was interesting. Hope you feel better, Lando!
That thumbnail almost tricked me into thinking this was from trash taste lol.
*Complains about low hanging fruit
*Immediately picks Ahri
Lando just reached the conclusion that everything riot does is to make you buy skins
Looks can be deceiving. Morgana is actually a really kind angel. More so than her sister.
I came here for the unbelievably based thumbnail
Yes, the Evelynn skins are the horniest in the game. She's literally a succubus style demon, lol.
He didn't even acknowledge Amumu
"Is this double Aa necessary?"
Aatrox taunting Varus: “Varus. V-A-R-U-S. Your name should have an A and then another A, Varus. There was a memo, Varus. There was a MEMO.”
(Varus is cursed with a Darkin, but doesn’t have a double A name like Aatrox or Rhaast.)
"are the two As in Aatrox necessary"
Aatrox: there was memo
The fact that Ezreal was skipped in the video... I want to know Professor's opinion on the cocky femboy explorer, come _on_ D:
Watch the twitch VOD
I need the vod of this video
Darius is funny cause of the comic with his former wife/girlfriend/fiancee/whatever. Dude's a monster on the battlefield but a compassionate lover.
Looks like Lando decided: to “Get his Yordles Off”.
I can't believe I know this reference
You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them
"I need the torso to be detachable"
Next: Smash or Pass w Clash Royale/Clans characters 😳😳
Hog rider.
That would be kinda pog tbh
But professor baby dragon is only 15 years old
Kassadin abusive? Dude went the punisher route after the tragic events of his family
“Don’t put your d in crazy”
Proceeds to say smash to illaoi
technically she isnt crazy because her god is very, very real
She isn't crazy
"I need some ass to grab, I need some ass to grab." I'm so glad I enrolled in this course!
what a great way to start my morning, ty professor
I don’t even play League but I enjoyed watching this