first meme is not random bashing its the qwerty keyboard, just pressing all the keys in order like when you put your hand in one end of a piano and run it all the way to the other side
Lisa: It's because she is really lazy now if she was actually serious she would be 5 star. Ningguang: I legit don't know why but maybe she is over shadow by Zhongli and Childe.
@Hmm Klee.......Mona......(Scaramouche).....(La signora) Scaramouche and La Signora is in Parentheses because he was leaked to be an electro catalyst and when we first met him he mentioned his magic which implies he is a catalyst. La signora doesn't need an explanation honestly
Meanwhile... Venti and Zhongli start arguing in the background and suddenly start causing multiple tornadoes and earthquakes and the citizens of Mondstadt and Liyue calmly go about their business as they've gotten used to it by now.
@UCBGL9uTkP3L8-ZPIGLfRurg i already have keqing and hu tao as dps, jean has crowd control with charge atk and e so im satisfied. Its another story for mona though
#GIM Mihoyo: ok element headcount, starting with Pyro Pyro: One Cryo: Two Hydro: Three Electro: Four Anemo: Five Geo: Six Dendro: Seve- Mihoyo: Ok, all six of you are here.
#GIM Jean : Traveler, you are the Windblume Star, for defeating Stormterror and bringing peace to all of Mondstadt. Me, who used Trial Venti and not at all Traveler to defeat Stormterror : Well, yes, but actually no.
#GIM Xinyan: I dont know what going on over there but whatever it seems pretty rock and roll to me Me: standing in dragon spine with 99% sheer cold and her at 1,500 XP
I don’t think Dainsleif will be a playable character anytime soon because it wouldn’t match the playing style of Genshin since he doesn’t have a vision
#GIM Me: buying the Lyre thinking we could play pre-made Songs Also Me finding out i have to memorize a note for it: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
Keqing Mains discord: *calculating the most efficient teams and highest possible DPS output with literally hundreds upon hundreds of pages worth of resources* Meanwhile, me: Qiqi DPS go BRRRRRR
ALMOST NUMBER 100! You've done amazing Smerrey and I really hope that your channel continues to grow! I haven't been here long but I know that this channel is amazing 😎. I really hope that there are more videos!
Smerrey: Comment with #GIM for a chance to be featured in the next video!! Me: ok I have commented on at least 11 videos. I hope I will hit pity soon.
#GIM Genshin Impact: "i think I forgot something" Mihoyo: "if you forgot about something, then it's not important" Genshin Impact: "yeah i guess you're right" **2FA**
#GIM Geo family: Wait i can explain! Pyro and Cryo family: You have a whole family? i need another parent! Electro and Anemo: Another parent? i dont even have a dad! Dendro: You guys have families?
#GIM Everyone: I'm going to roll on the Childe banner to get Rosaria. Also Everyone: NOOOO! Eula is 5 star waifu!!!! Me: *happy saving for Baizhu noises*
#GIM MiHoyo: Well Diluc and The Eleven of the Fatui are Delusions users Me: Cool and we can use that Delusions too right? MiHoyo: use what? Me: The Delusions... MiHoyo: lol nope
#GIM Genshin impact 1 week into new patch : Everyother content creator : genshin is dying from a lack of content Also them : THIS IS GAME CHANGING, YOU SHOULD FARM THIS FOR 23 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE, HERE WATCH ME DO THIS COOL THING
#GIM Me: figurines the weekly bosses for months. Me: hasn't gotten even one prototype/bilet Me: Finally get a prototype/bilet Me: Surprised Pikachu face and a pulled-a-5-star-character-for-the-first-time-when-expecting-it-the-least scream.
Someone who is attempting to beat Childe after getting to do the quest: Damn, I died. The one AR 55 who is trying to grind Childe at Level 80: *First time?* #GIM
#GIM Me: "I will save up my primogems for Childe." *My brother using up all my saved up primogems* Me: "May lord Barbados forgive you, BUT MY TOMMY GUN WON'T.!"
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first meme is not random bashing its the qwerty keyboard, just pressing all the keys in order like when you put your hand in one end of a piano and run it all the way to the other side
#GIM
Fellas if your girl:
Has a cryo vision
Teleports behind the enemy to attack
And wears clothes that stick out
That’s not your girl, that’s Kaeya
LMAO
Thats not Kaeya Thats Rosaria.... Wait a minute No wonder they dont get along
what if Kaeya is my girl
@@idkanhmore nice username
That's not Kaeya, that's a Cryo Abyss Mage
#GIM
Barbara: *Thinking she is safe in wolvendom*
Razor, secretly being a part of the barbara fan club: Are you sure about that?
Barbara singing nice. Razor likes.
don't worry that armpit sniffer already busy chasing lumine and call her "smell nice" for now
#GIM
Genshin Impact Lore: *Exist*
Mihoyo: How about No *Throws Lisa and Ningguang in 4stars *
Lisa and Ningguang: O>O
Lisa: It's because she is really lazy now if she was actually serious she would be 5 star.
Ningguang: I legit don't know why but maybe she is over shadow by Zhongli and Childe.
@Hmm I believe Klee is a catalyst user and 5*
@Hmm Klee.......Mona......(Scaramouche).....(La signora)
Scaramouche and La Signora is in Parentheses because he was leaked to be an electro catalyst and when we first met him he mentioned his magic which implies he is a catalyst. La signora doesn't need an explanation honestly
they are just saving them to do a ''ascend your 4¨* star to 5 , when 6* stars are finally in the game event
Hey dont forget beidou she annihilated a god-level sea monster before getting her vision.
#GIM
"Fatooey" and Lily's friendship: *exists*
Genshin enjoyers: *SEROTONIN ACHIEVED*
3:43 As a musician, the pain of not being able to properly play the Dawn Winery music because of this is way too great
#GIM
"I bet he's thinking about other girls right now"
Me: If Anemo and Geo would react, would they form an anemo shield or a dust/sand storm?
Man's asking the real questions here 😯 a sandstorm would be dope
Bet it'll make a statue looking like a tornado
Flying rocks
Meanwhile...
Venti and Zhongli start arguing in the background and suddenly start causing multiple tornadoes and earthquakes and the citizens of Mondstadt and Liyue calmly go about their business as they've gotten used to it by now.
Depends on which was cast first
If you apply anemo to geo it becomes a sandstorm
If you apply geo to anemo it crystallizes
#GIM
Royce, the only NPC brave enough to insult a Character:
*"I'm not afraid of you!"*
Traveller: *"Then you will die braver than most"*
#GIM
Playable Lyre: Exists.
Genshin Players: "You know the rules and so do I."
I got qiqi on 50/50,and I'm not mad because I have a good healer now
I got jean on 50/50 and im not mad too since the game refuses to give me anemo and i need anemo
@UCBGL9uTkP3L8-ZPIGLfRurg i already have keqing and hu tao as dps, jean has crowd control with charge atk and e so im satisfied. Its another story for mona though
I don't have any standard 5 star characters
So i will be happy with whatever
Getting qiqi would be nice tho
@@Chad-bc9vi Don't worry, you'll get one someday. But which banner are you wishing anyway?
@@Gray42504 mainly character banner, i got weapon from standard and limited 5 star from character banner
#GIM
Mihoyo: ok element headcount, starting with Pyro
Pyro: One
Cryo: Two
Hydro: Three
Electro: Four
Anemo: Five
Geo: Six
Dendro: Seve-
Mihoyo: Ok, all six of you are here.
#GIM
Genshin players: i think i forgot something
Mihoyo: if you forgot, then it wasn’t important
Genshin players: Yeah you’re right
**Balloon Gadget**
more like xiao lanterns
@@_zaymoon Holy sh-t I forgot that those existed
I am reminded of my low IQ points in that moment because I didn’t get to obtain it ToT
#GIM
*Jean:* So, Traveler, which flower do you choose as your windblume?
*Every Razor main:* WOLFHOOK 🔵🤚
Nope I chose dandelion
Genshin Community: WHERE INAZUMA
Me: patiently waiting and grinding to max out all my characters
Yep!~
#GIM
Jean: So, Honorary Knight, what is your choice?
Traveller: *points Jean*
Jean: *blushes*
#GIM
Everyone talking about reckless pallad when Margaret loses her cat everyday
And regularly asks the *ACTING GRANDMASTER* to look for it for her
#GIM
Mihoyo: You can now pet dogs and cats.
Genshin Players: *_my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved_*
#GIM
Ayaka's banner drops and I have 3 primos.
"CALL AN AMBULANCE, CALL AN AMBULANCE"
Me with my 180 wishes that I bought beforehand:
"BUT NOT FOR ME"
Hackers: *Our Wishes*
hahahah
#GIM
Everyone: I’m saving for ayaka
Me , an intellectual: I’m saving for scaramouche so he can do the fandango
#GIM
Timmy: *Exist*
Timmy's dad: I AM THE STORM THAT IS ESCAPING, EVADING PARENTAL OBLIGATIONS!
#GIM
Adventure handbook:
Defeat the wolf boss in single player
Me who mains Xiao and has 2 other anemos in my team: *life is not bouken da bouken.*
#Gim
Everyone:Talking about and playing with the lyre
Me who doesn't have it: *Visible Confusion*
#GIM
Me: gets 2 claymore prototypes in the boss fights
God: yo wanna get in to heaven for free
#GIM
Jean : Traveler, you are the Windblume Star, for defeating Stormterror and bringing peace to all of Mondstadt.
Me, who used Trial Venti and not at all Traveler to defeat Stormterror : Well, yes, but actually no.
#GIM
Aether to venti: aren’t you a god why do you need our help
Venti: am week
#GIM
Qiqi: **Exist in a Zombie way**
Hu tao: _and I took that personally_
#GIM
Venti: I have no favorite flower :)
Also Venti: Eats all my cecilias when he ascends. Cecilia on his hat. Special dish uses cecilias.
#GIM
Xinyan: I dont know what going on over there but whatever it seems pretty rock and roll to me
Me: standing in dragon spine with 99% sheer cold and her at 1,500 XP
'Dont use the lyre to make covers'
Me: and who are you, the proud lord said, that i must bow so low?
#GIM
Mihoyo: I think I forgot something
Us: If you forgot, then it wasnt important
Mihoyo: Yeah, your right
*Dainsleif playable character
I don’t think Dainsleif will be a playable character anytime soon because it wouldn’t match the playing style of Genshin since he doesn’t have a vision
#GIM
Me: buying the Lyre thinking we could play pre-made Songs
Also Me finding out i have to memorize a note for it: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
it would be cool if we can record our own song :(
and it would be cooler if we can flex our made song in the namecard lol
#GIM
Npc: No! The wind Blume is wind wheel asters!
Lord barbatos himself in the background: I am Windblume itself
#GIM
Xiao: my name means swiftness.
Google translate: are you sure about that.
#GIM
Andrius: You can't defeat me.
My main DPS Ganyu: I know, but he can.
* *Points at Physical Damage Xiao* *
Ok but the Albedo rerun thing is so accurate to me I almost forgot I have to study while saving up primos for Albedo
The internet: plays songs with the holy lyre
Me, who was just banned from playing before I could get it: *broken cat noises 😂
Keqing Mains discord: *calculating the most efficient teams and highest possible DPS output with literally hundreds upon hundreds of pages worth of resources*
Meanwhile, me: Qiqi DPS go BRRRRRR
Me who wants to have good artifacts to do damage but I get clapped in the Domains: random bullshit go!
3:44 Such a big mood for musicians everywhere.
#GIM
Aether: Where is my sister?
Lumine on the other hand: Ehe im right where you are
ALMOST NUMBER 100! You've done amazing Smerrey and I really hope that your channel continues to grow! I haven't been here long but I know that this channel is amazing 😎. I really hope that there are more videos!
Smerrey: Comment with #GIM for a chance to be featured in the next video!!
Me: ok I have commented on at least 11 videos. I hope I will hit pity soon.
My mom: you should memorize your social security number it's very useful
Meanwhile me: memorizes genshin uid
It's useful af
#GIM
Me trys to leave Tavern
Six finger Jose: I SAID WE ( 💬 six finger Jose )
#GIM
Genshin Impact: "i think I forgot something"
Mihoyo: "if you forgot about something, then it's not important"
Genshin Impact: "yeah i guess you're right"
**2FA**
#GIM
Anyone: *looks in Xiao's general direction*
Xiao: *visible disgust*
#GIM
Lily talking to mr. fatooey: *exists*
Our Brains: happy chemical go *brrrrr*
**pulls out sign**
"Lantern Rite is actually decent and good"
Me: you know if those kids could read they'd be mad
Welcome To the WEEDplume Festival, we have:
Lily: The marketer
Timmy: The boss
Flora: The supplier
Klee: The buyer
Waistline: Ganyu
Healer: Qiqi
Ara Ara: Lisa
Hotel: Trivago
#gmi
My friends: dying to the wolf.
Me: playing twinkle twinkle little star on the lyre while they die:
#GIM
Incoming update : *Mihoyo adding mini oceanid as a pet*
Aether after realized oceanid on 1.4 become Ara Ara :
"Oh no, what have i done ?!
#GIM
Me: Learns to play a certain song on the lyre.
My friends, knowing what music it is: you know the rules, and so do i, say goodbye.
#GIM
Lyre: exists
Ballon spawner: Am i a joke to you?
#GIM
Geo family: Wait i can explain!
Pyro and Cryo family: You have a whole family? i need another parent!
Electro and Anemo: Another parent? i dont even have a dad!
Dendro:
You guys have families?
#GIM
Zhongli: ugh this drunk bard where has he gone i need some mora.....
*Mean while venti having his head stuck in the stair rails in the tavern*
#GIM
Mihoyo: No real songs, pls
Me, playing 'The Dancing and The Dreaming': HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC
#GIM
Everyone with the lyre: let make memes
Me with the balloon: let spam these
#GIM
Friend: "Is Genshin Impact all that you talk about now?"
Me: "No-"
Friend: "Good"
Me: "-elle"
Friend: "You need help!"
Me playing music in real life: Terrible
Me, playing the lyre: *uno reverse card*
#GIM
Everyone: I'm going to roll on the Childe banner to get Rosaria.
Also Everyone: NOOOO! Eula is 5 star waifu!!!!
Me: *happy saving for Baizhu noises*
Baizhu supremacy
#GIM
Mihoyo : *realeses Resaria demo*
Me : i sleep
Someone : *leaks Ayaka pantsu change*
Me : real s*it!
Wait wu...?
The good part is that Hu Tao and Geo daddy fit perfectly together in the lore and as a team
The bad part is I am missing geo daddy
#GIM
When someone now really thinks her name is Who Tao:
Look how they massarced my girl
NingQui,Tiao and Aeber looked good
#GIM
MiHoyo: Well Diluc and The Eleven of the Fatui are Delusions users
Me: Cool and we can use that Delusions too right?
MiHoyo: use what?
Me: The Delusions...
MiHoyo: lol nope
#GIM
Ganyu: would you like to accompany me...to work overtime?
Rosaria and Paimon: NO WAY!
#GIM
Genshin impact 1 week into new patch :
Everyother content creator : genshin is dying from a lack of content
Also them : THIS IS GAME CHANGING, YOU SHOULD FARM THIS FOR 23 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE, HERE WATCH ME DO THIS COOL THING
0:32 I can't even begin to tell you how accurate this is XD
#GIM
Venti: you can’t defeat me
Diluc: oh I know, but he can
*the bill*
#GIM
me: spending my primos when i get 160
leaks: there is a chance we might get a zhongli banner
me: i shall now save the primos
#GIM
no one:
ningguang: i use the rocks to destroy the rocks
#GIM
all: want's 5 star
Me: want Diona
All: w h a t
People:*making memes with the lyre*
Me without the lyre: *sad non lyre sounds*
3:12 i have experienced it, gladly, i alsways bring another pyro character, so im saved UwU
#GIM
me: i dont simp on anyone
also me when rosalia is confirmed: i didnt simped until now
This does put a smile on my face
#GIM
Childe:I'm the best toy seller in snezhnaya!!
Also childe: *gets his toys stolen every week*
#GIM
Name a more iconic duo.... Zhongli+ Hutao
Albedo + Klee : oh? You're approching me? Insteas of running away.....to be continue
#GIM
Me: figurines the weekly bosses for months.
Me: hasn't gotten even one prototype/bilet
Me: Finally get a prototype/bilet
Me: Surprised Pikachu face and a pulled-a-5-star-character-for-the-first-time-when-expecting-it-the-least scream.
That's cute one volume of re zero has more content then all the books in genshin impact
6:50 Me who readed all the books because my mom told me to read a book and i didn't find anything interesting: *nervous sweating*
i was dying at the childe meme oh my god
..."i have a brother empathise with me" LMAO
#GIM
*Childe is getting a re-run:* I sleep
*Zhongli is getting a re-run:* Real shit?-
1:04
Me happy to have 2 5 star characters at ar 54
Me crying in the corner with 3 5 star characters but theyre all support and ı dont have a dps
@@eva262 Razor or ningguang?
@@darioschottlender ?
@@eva262 They are good 4 stars DPS characters. It is true though that there aren't many DPS that are 4 stars
@@darioschottlender ı have both but ı have c3 on razor (theyre both 20 lvl qwq)
Yeee let's go with another round of late night fun ^^
Someone who is attempting to beat Childe after getting to do the quest: Damn, I died.
The one AR 55 who is trying to grind Childe at Level 80: *First time?*
#GIM
Me: I have six 5 Star Charakters and Two 5 Star weapons
Ar 25 Friend: Wow, do you have good artifacts?
Me: - Starts crying -
#GIM
Day 1 of saying I really want qiqi and still haven't gotten her even once
Crying in c2 qiqi. You got this mate ;_;
I want klee :(
#GIM
Name a more iconic duo: *shows Zhongli and Hu Tao*
Me: What about Xingqiu and Chongyun?!
#GIM
Me: "I will save up my primogems for Childe."
*My brother using up all my saved up primogems*
Me: "May lord Barbados forgive you, BUT MY TOMMY GUN WON'T.!"
3:22 "Claymore Prototype"? I've six of them...
I NEED POLEARM PROTOTYPE FOR XIAO AND ZHONGLI
This whole video is mocking me since I couldn't get the lyre.😭. It was the only thing I wanted
3:07 I’m a Xiangling user and this hits just as hard as Truck-kun hits the isekai mc
3:12 the worst part that when the teddy actually aim at its but it doesn’t register
Me: trying to roll for venti
MiHoYo: gives a mona
Me: oh ok
#GIM
Rosaria: Everything is negotiable, except overtime
Ganyu: Is that like a personal attack or something?
*3:43*
*THATS SO RELATABLE, i was Trying to play the Main theme and I went "Hol up"*
3:13 yes I can
5:53 I SPAT OUT MY TEA, WASN’T EXPECTING THAT
5:06 I literally have the same picture when Klee sprints then you manually stop it her face becomes like that