Taranza: so what about you? Marx: So basically I got really hungry so I decided that to distract myself from needing sustenance I'd conquer Kirby's home planet for the lols by making him to it. Also I died, became a zombie, and somehow came back alive right now. Taranza: Kirby, is there ANY friend who wasn't a psychopath at one point? (P.S i like to imagine that Marx's canonical voice is Jack Horner, idk why it fits it just does)
Taranza: how did you meet kirby little girls? Adeline: well to be really short... Two hour later After we defeated a giant eyeball which kids posessed me two times i got the medal from the planet he try to conquer and went back to my home, and also have some therapy sessions Taranza: alright and what about you? Ribbon: well let's just say....... One hour later And after defeating a giant blood tearing eyeball angel i return back home and...i...uh kissed kirby on the cheek cause i really liked him Taranza: awwwww that's nice how's you're relationship going on? Ribbon: pretty great the only problem is thag kirby planet get invaded atleast a month and after the event with zero my quenn became extremely overprotective, we usually meet per week sadly and also there's a weird octopus girl always trying to choke me when i around with him.
I love how everyone's like: I tried to kill hero of popstar, Kirby And then dmk is like: I'm stilling trying tk kill Kirby, the god And then taranzas like: wait where did he go And the kirbys like hi and then there like AA- and then kirbys just like awAaaAaaAA!-
Taranza: how about you, Speedy? Daroach: well... me and my gang stole a strawberry shortcake from him and he started stealing the treasure chests we stole, including one containing a strange one eyed star that possessed me. Taranza: wait, what? All this for a cake? How did you even became friends to begin with? Daroach: well, we did give him the cake back after he saved me, but... **whispers** i'm not actually his friend. It's just a ploy so I can steal his food. Taranza: now i have seen everything.
nahh im on the british guys side. that's an e-girl if I ever saw one. or something like that idk anything about kirby that isn't from the forgotten land :)
Magolor:he’s a thief which stole a magic ancient ship from halcandra in which he discovered the master crown protected by a dragon called landia, then he meet Marx which told him about Kirby, Magolor after being strike down by landia once and for all he in desperation went to dreamland searching for Kirby’s help. Kirby fixes he’s ship (beating a alien species keeping the pieces while doing so) and beats the dragon but Magolor betrays Kirby and steals the crown becoming a god, but the twist is how the master crown is actually a parasite and landia was protecting the universe from it, so landia helps Kirby to defeat Magolor which is mangled and powerless under the crowns control. Magolor is send to amother dimension in which he assembles the pieces of a magic apple while recovering he’s power but while doing so he starts regretting betraying Kirby and decides to make things up once he returns. But the master crown fragments and a alien species with a bone to pick with Magolor get on he’s way. So after the master crown try’s to posses the apple and is defeated once and for all by Magolor he’s teleported to yet another dimension in which he aids the parallel versions of Kirby while gaining the powers of a new apple tree apples, once the Kirby’s give him enough materials and apples (and after they beat a galactic crisis and a living nightmare) he returns to the main dimension in which he makes a attraction park and makes things up with Kirby Taranza:this foolish spider tried to get the love of her queen (from a kingdom in the sky) by giving her a magical legendary mirror without knowing inside of it there was a dimension full of darkness which corrupted her allowing her kingdom to fall under the attack of a necromancer which took the sun light away (which is bad since the habitants are kinda like plant fairy’s) but then the fairy’s tried using a magic plant to get the help of the hero of below (Kirby) the queen now naming herself “Sectonia” sent taranza to get the hero but confused Kirby with dedede and ended up kidnapping the penguin, after dedede is brainwashed and Sectonia unceremoniously fires taranza by trying to kill him for being useless Sectonia is defeated by Kirby and decided to fuse with the dreamstalk, Taranza aided Kirby and Dedede using the fruits of the dreamstalk to defeat sectonia and put her out of her misery. After that he hasn’t gotten any better and still misses her to the point the Galactic crisis and Living nightmare Magolor saw on he’s dimensional adventure was caused by a taranza from another dimension trying to revive her and severely failing… Dark meta knight (the meta knight with a scar):he came out of the previously mentioned mirror and after showcasing he’s the total opposite to meta knight in morals and cavalry, he got killed off while serving a certain dark lord (which is the one to blame for the darkness in the mirror that corrupted the queen) but since he’s made of mirror pieces he got put together presumably by shadow Kirby (another parallel version from the mirror) and is still a douchebag. Also is theorized he was beaten up by a dedede of another dimension which is why he has calmed down a bit (not really) Susie:her father was the president of a small company till he found a ancient device able to make wishes come true called a clockwork star, he called it Star dream and tried to fix it but the device sended Susie while still being a child to Another dimension (the same Magolor ended up on) and while she was terrorized by the alien creatures that will later become threats to Magolor and Kirby, Her father thinks she died so he overworks to fix Stardream and bring her back but the machine damages he’s mind and turns him into a ruthless businessman, when she returns to her father (nobody knows how) she becomes he’s secretary since he doesn’t remember her, the three (Susie,Haltman and Susie) turn the company into a planet mechanizer and became extremely powerful but once they arrived in popstar not even turning meta knight into a Cyborg or Cloning dedede helped them since Kirby defeated all of their forces, Haltman tried to use Star dream but Susie betrayed him trying to use Star dream to make him remember but this caused for the AI in Star dream to take consciousness and attempt to destroy all organic life, of course Kirby with the help of Susie and a freed meta knight didn’t let that happen and Kirby while piloting the halberd defeated Star dream but killed Haltman in the process. She then went on to fix her fathers mistakes(mechanizing planets) and redeem the company Zero:is theorized Star Dream and the Master Crown had a demonic parasite of pure evil inside them called dark matter, dark matter is the spawn of Zero “the bleeding eye”, is theorized the old boss of Dark meta knight known has “Dark mind” is the parallel mirror version of Zero which for some reason is still super evil like he’s normal counterpart. And if you ask where did zero come from? From the Same place Elfilis and Kirby did except Zero was made with pure evil and hatred while elfilis mostly evil and some good and Kirby with pure goodness
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Taranza: and so my best friend got corrupted by that mirror
DMK: yeah i remember that lol
“i was wondering why you were acting so fatherless”
This is the most savage I’ve heard taranza, and he’s still pathetic!!!
Susie: And I wondered why you had no bitches.
T:
S:
T: Never speak of this again?
S: Yep
My boy Taranza needs some love
Wait until Taranza finds out that Dark Meta Knight was the one to corrupt Sectonia!
I think Taranza will be the one to wipe him from this mortal plane
It's just the "Let him get up, let him get up" meme but it's just Magolor, Susie and Taranza jumping Dark Meta Knight, Jujutsu Kaisen style.
Taranza: so what about you?
Marx: So basically I got really hungry so I decided that to distract myself from needing sustenance I'd conquer Kirby's home planet for the lols by making him to it. Also I died, became a zombie, and somehow came back alive right now.
Taranza: Kirby, is there ANY friend who wasn't a psychopath at one point?
(P.S i like to imagine that Marx's canonical voice is Jack Horner, idk why it fits it just does)
Taranza: how did you meet kirby little girls?
Adeline: well to be really short...
Two hour later
After we defeated a giant eyeball which kids posessed me two times i got the medal from the planet he try to conquer and went back to my home, and also have some therapy sessions
Taranza: alright and what about you?
Ribbon: well let's just say.......
One hour later
And after defeating a giant blood tearing eyeball angel i return back home and...i...uh kissed kirby on the cheek cause i really liked him
Taranza: awwwww that's nice how's you're relationship going on?
Ribbon: pretty great the only problem is thag kirby planet get invaded atleast a month and after the event with zero my quenn became extremely overprotective, we usually meet per week sadly and also there's a weird octopus girl always trying to choke me when i around with him.
I love how everyone's like: I tried to kill hero of popstar, Kirby
And then dmk is like: I'm stilling trying tk kill Kirby, the god
And then taranzas like: wait where did he go
And the kirbys like hi and then there like AA- and then kirbys just like awAaaAaaAA!-
Taranza: how about you, Speedy?
Daroach: well... me and my gang stole a strawberry shortcake from him and he started stealing the treasure chests we stole, including one containing a strange one eyed star that possessed me.
Taranza: wait, what? All this for a cake? How did you even became friends to begin with?
Daroach: well, we did give him the cake back after he saved me, but... **whispers** i'm not actually his friend. It's just a ploy so I can steal his food.
Taranza: now i have seen everything.
I actually like this interpretation of DMK, he is not just murderhobo, he is devoted murderhobo
Taranza: Hey, so we both lost people we love to Dark Matter, right?
Susie: Yep.
*beat*
Taranza: Wanna ever acknowledge it in the future?
Susie: Nah.
These are the videos I enjoy >:) imagine Taranza terror when he sees Kirby having a chat with after beating morpho knight aka death
Fun fact: I've just reached the 100% on Kirby Triple Deluxe
Micro-transactions. . . The greatest evil
If only Taranza knew that he’s talking to the one who caused the lose of his best friend
Dark meta Knight forgot saying he divided kirby in 4
Kirby is god.
Technically speaking that's true. Kirby is one of the offspring of the god of chaos, so yes, he truly is a god
He's Jesus
Can we move it along I’m running out of time cards
nahh im on the british guys side. that's an e-girl if I ever saw one.
or something like that idk anything about kirby that isn't from the forgotten land :)
*gets shot with blaster*
Magolor:he’s a thief which stole a magic ancient ship from halcandra in which he discovered the master crown protected by a dragon called landia, then he meet Marx which told him about Kirby, Magolor after being strike down by landia once and for all he in desperation went to dreamland searching for Kirby’s help. Kirby fixes he’s ship (beating a alien species keeping the pieces while doing so) and beats the dragon but Magolor betrays Kirby and steals the crown becoming a god, but the twist is how the master crown is actually a parasite and landia was protecting the universe from it, so landia helps Kirby to defeat Magolor which is mangled and powerless under the crowns control. Magolor is send to amother dimension in which he assembles the pieces of a magic apple while recovering he’s power but while doing so he starts regretting betraying Kirby and decides to make things up once he returns. But the master crown fragments and a alien species with a bone to pick with Magolor get on he’s way. So after the master crown try’s to posses the apple and is defeated once and for all by Magolor he’s teleported to yet another dimension in which he aids the parallel versions of Kirby while gaining the powers of a new apple tree apples, once the Kirby’s give him enough materials and apples (and after they beat a galactic crisis and a living nightmare) he returns to the main dimension in which he makes a attraction park and makes things up with Kirby
Taranza:this foolish spider tried to get the love of her queen (from a kingdom in the sky) by giving her a magical legendary mirror without knowing inside of it there was a dimension full of darkness which corrupted her allowing her kingdom to fall under the attack of a necromancer which took the sun light away (which is bad since the habitants are kinda like plant fairy’s) but then the fairy’s tried using a magic plant to get the help of the hero of below (Kirby) the queen now naming herself “Sectonia” sent taranza to get the hero but confused Kirby with dedede and ended up kidnapping the penguin, after dedede is brainwashed and Sectonia unceremoniously fires taranza by trying to kill him for being useless Sectonia is defeated by Kirby and decided to fuse with the dreamstalk, Taranza aided Kirby and Dedede using the fruits of the dreamstalk to defeat sectonia and put her out of her misery. After that he hasn’t gotten any better and still misses her to the point the Galactic crisis and Living nightmare Magolor saw on he’s dimensional adventure was caused by a taranza from another dimension trying to revive her and severely failing…
Dark meta knight (the meta knight with a scar):he came out of the previously mentioned mirror and after showcasing he’s the total opposite to meta knight in morals and cavalry, he got killed off while serving a certain dark lord (which is the one to blame for the darkness in the mirror that corrupted the queen) but since he’s made of mirror pieces he got put together presumably by shadow Kirby (another parallel version from the mirror) and is still a douchebag. Also is theorized he was beaten up by a dedede of another dimension which is why he has calmed down a bit (not really)
Susie:her father was the president of a small company till he found a ancient device able to make wishes come true called a clockwork star, he called it Star dream and tried to fix it but the device sended Susie while still being a child to Another dimension (the same Magolor ended up on) and while she was terrorized by the alien creatures that will later become threats to Magolor and Kirby, Her father thinks she died so he overworks to fix Stardream and bring her back but the machine damages he’s mind and turns him into a ruthless businessman, when she returns to her father (nobody knows how) she becomes he’s secretary since he doesn’t remember her, the three (Susie,Haltman and Susie) turn the company into a planet mechanizer and became extremely powerful but once they arrived in popstar not even turning meta knight into a Cyborg or Cloning dedede helped them since Kirby defeated all of their forces, Haltman tried to use Star dream but Susie betrayed him trying to use Star dream to make him remember but this caused for the AI in Star dream to take consciousness and attempt to destroy all organic life, of course Kirby with the help of Susie and a freed meta knight didn’t let that happen and Kirby while piloting the halberd defeated Star dream but killed Haltman in the process. She then went on to fix her fathers mistakes(mechanizing planets) and redeem the company
Zero:is theorized Star Dream and the Master Crown had a demonic parasite of pure evil inside them called dark matter, dark matter is the spawn of Zero “the bleeding eye”, is theorized the old boss of Dark meta knight known has “Dark mind” is the parallel mirror version of Zero which for some reason is still super evil like he’s normal counterpart. And if you ask where did zero come from? From the Same place Elfilis and Kirby did except Zero was made with pure evil and hatred while elfilis mostly evil and some good and Kirby with pure goodness
@@mega6662 holy shit
E-girl!!?!