Independence Day: Resurgence - Movie Review
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Chris Stuckmann reviews Independence Day: Resurgence, starring Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Judd Hirsch, Vivica A. Fox, Brent Spiner, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Jessie Usher, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward. Directed by Roland Emmerich.
Last time I was this early the UK was still in the European Union..
To soon
That hits too close to home
They voted to leave????? I'm scared.
#rekt
Golden
Who else said Jeff Goldblum along with Chris?
me
I did
I did😂
Me
yep.
The movie glossed over the coolest part...the recovery from the first attack and the integration of alien technology to our military. They needed to explore that much more.
That's what allot of disaster movies are missing
The sequel should've been a series, that helped us understand the transition, that lead up to the Resurgence movie. It would've been amazing. Plus Will Smith should've returned. Producers could've easily waited until Smith's schedule opened up, cuz it was a simple scheduling issue. Smith wanted to come back.
That "Daviiiid" impression had me dying of laughter. I rewind it 3 times. You, my friend, have earned a subscriber :)
Independence Day: Regurgitation.
You're my favorite customer.
You betrayed me I fed up with this world!
+Inigo Montoya you are Inigo Montoya, they killed your father
Oh hi Tommy!
Did you hit her? Is it true? Is it not bullshit? Did you do it?
Independence Day: The Cash Grab
Can't be that much of a cash grab compared to today's standards of yearly titles
XLegionarre716X At least make your cash grab popcorn movies entertaining to watch. Not all movies have to be masterpieces, just make them fun. It's not much to ask for...
yea it was in development for over a 10 years so its not cash for grabs but still there didn't need to be a sequel. id 1 was great enough as a stand alone movie.
YEP
Absolutely, but I still fucking loved this movie.
mr stuckman your "C" rating was too generous
I give this movie a d- because of Jeff Goldblum and Bill Paulman
Exactly , this movie was awful
Way too generous!!!
C for China
I would have not been surprised if I happened to find this movie amongst the hilariocities tbh
"Good things about this movie: You can watch it."
-Chris Stuckmann
That Harvey Firestein impression was too good! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr it was so spot on!
"David! Why did I send my mother to Atlanta?! DAVIIIIIIIIID!!!!!"
+MrPhenom444 Don't forget about Matthew Broderick in Zilla.
+Dakota Woloschuk 'That's a lot of fish!'
my first name is David. when the first movie came out, I had never heard my name repeated so often by people in a deep yet shrill voice.
I clicked the crap out of my "enter" button when Chris said "click here and you can get Stuckmannized," but didn't get Stuckmannized. I then noticed that the enter button got stuck...and now I got Stuckmannized.
I'm so disappointed.
+JackInards whoa
I get Stuckmannized, you get Stuckmannized. Everyone gets Stuckmannized! I mean, his wife gets Stuckmannized every night. I can see why, as it's quite enjoyable. :-)
Been Stuckmannized since 2011 🤘🏼
Stuckception!
This movie felt like the cheap knock-off of itself.
Goldblum is set to appear in Jurassic World 2! Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Should have got Michael B. Jordan to be the son of Will Smith.
I agree. He has proven he can take on damn near any role and make it compelling. He would have done great for sure but likely has a great many offers more compelling than this would have been. They should have got Sam Jackson in all honesty lol.
nah get Jayden Smith. It would've been amazing to see him be either a bratty kid or a bad actor. either way, a better actor than who they got.
Or Anthony Mackie
they probably couldnt so they cast discount MB Jordan.
All of Will Smith's kids are terrible actors. They've learned nothing from their parents
I hope Mae Whitman wasn't recast because of looks, cause she is unquestionably attractive.
I don't know, that blonde is running around in a tanktop and she is SUPER hot
Looks like she was
no way...she is more attractive than the girl they recast her with chris is just reaching for feminazi subscribers
she kinda gave me a boner in The DUFF
ainsley harriot wait, you're saying the blonde in ID2 is hotter, right? You worded that strange
"Let's talk about the good things: you can watch it." If that's the best thing that can be said about ID:R, then that is sad.
I was heart broken by this movie, I loved the first Independence Day, I saw it 20 years ago on my birthday (July 4th), so my family decided to take me out to see the new one on my birthday again. All around great birthday but this movie was horrible minus the familiar faces.
So many things are wrong about this movie, it's too radically different IMO. I don't see our society progressing that far with alien technology so fast, and the soundtrack doesn't spice things up like the first one which accounts for some of that missing charisma Chris mentioned. Other little things, I think the new mothership got too large, a ship that large would destroy life on Earth without even trying, all the aliens had to do was orbit the Earth with that a few times and that'd do it with the gravity that thing would have. Pretty stupid aliens, they didn't even have to land to do the trick.
mikenet2006 Yeah, absolutely
A spacecraft that fucking big would fuck up the Earth even at 50,000 miles away.
Aye! July 3rd here!
Have you seen Born on the 4th of July? It's a pretty sad movie. Don't watch it on your bd.
So did the Aliens upgraded their Antivirus software?
They're probably running Windows 10 like the rest of us now. Banking on Windows Firewall.
Lol, It would be hilarious if they communicated through Siri or Cortana this time.
+Nick Combs "what can i help you with?"
"Surxe florg minfas glaxalor"
"Searching for.... Hardcore midget snake porn"
+Nick Combs so they already have spyware installed from default. lol
Sadly no, somehow surprisingly, but also not, ya know? And btw, was this a review?
They switched to Linux probably.
RESURGENCE!
REBIRTH!
REMAKE!
REDONE!
RE- Crap, I ran out of ideas...
Regurgitation.
+beestplayer44 nice one
Reebok (TM)
Independence Day Related: The Spinoff
So did hollywood..
I actually felt like Brent Spiner was also having a great time with this movie. His energy level was set to 10 all the way through. Great review btw
Love your impressions!
A couple weeks ago, after 5 years of being a subscriber, I was within the first 100 viewers.
Today, I am viewer number 4.
I'm ascending.
+Zap Redfield fat
+spuldplays
#niceshirts
+Zap Redfield don't care about your comment.
U want a cookie or some shit?
WhatYouSay I mean, yeah, that would be nice. I don't get off work till 3 and I don't have any food.
I will see this just for the Goldblum
Agreed
Really? Why?
Ditto
+TheGreatGW because it is the Goldblum sir..
+Its_only_martin Fuck yes. Tell'em
Hate to to say it Chris, buuuuut I did hear that they didn't cast Mae Whitman in her previous role because they didn't think she was pretty enough......which is bollocks if you ask me because she's grown up to be a really attractive woman - Hollywood can be assholes at times 😡
Wow, that is all sorts of fucked up. Mae Whitman deserves better and so does Maika Monroe for that matter. She's a great actor and seeing her in such a thankless role as in this film is just... sad.
She prettier than the chicken they hired, the only thing thie new chicken had different to her was she was taller and skinnier.
The original Independence Day was a huge hit, and Starship Troopers wasn't. That in a nutshell is what was wrong with the 1990s.
Same goes for Mars Attacks!
There were hundreds of things wrong with the 90s. Frosted spikey tips for one. Everything had to be leather for some reason. Lot of good ones too........I SAW THE SIGNS IT OPEN UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGNS!
+Christopher C (Chris) Hell yea!
What decade were you born in?
+Rae Were you actually born in the 90's?
Tell that to Will Smiths broken neck >:(
Nooooooooo
+Michella Sarah u are so beautiful. can I date u?
Lol 😂
yes
+alijahshad02 lol at least you are straight forward and up-front with it.
"Mindless fun"
i'm sorry, but this movie wasn't even fun. It was so awful, I literally felt myself losing brain cells from viewing it.
Radioactive Turtle lol I also hated it
The Samurai I didn’t hate it...I felt nothing just uninvolved and very dull.
I hated it as well.
Yeah, that's the sad part, on top of everything it's also boring. Really boring.
You have this a C and Kong Skull island a C-... Bruh... Kong skull island is a billion times better than this junk
Yeap kong is btr but still pretty dam bad
Andrew Gerwig it’s actually true but Kong was still bad
Kong was fun
Best part of Kong skull island is seeing Sam Jackson get smashed.
guys guys, they're both just awful
So in conclusion, this movie was horrible.
so its like the 1st one. see what happens when you become jaded
I enjoyed the movie I thought the plot was good
And if you wanna bad movie watch krampus
+Pocky Bear Yea krampus was really bad and so was the Conjuring 2 and Hush... Paranormal activity the Ghost Dimensions was soooo good tho, it probably won Oscars... krampus had unfunny humor, unscary and not so disturbing special effects and it was SOO UNORIGNAL AND BORING... Ghost Dimensions had great memorable characters and had good plot that answers all of the questions
+Dominican Troll don't mess with the conjuring I will find you and haunt you watch your back
@@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent No, like Stuckman says, the first one had a sense of urgency and pace. This one is a poorly paced cgi clusterfuck snooze fest where the aliens are like a joke the entire movie. There's no sense that you should care whatsoever.
Anyone watching with socks on?
Woah...... I am!!!!!!!!
+Scott Sandler okay my socks aren't on anymore.........
yessir
More like, sock it off! heh...heh...kill me.
No dude I'm RAW DAWGING IT!!
Say it with me 5...4...3...2...1... Expl-ff Golbum
Most likely spelt his name wrong
Lmao I did the same thing.
Goldblum*
XD hahahaha too funny
Goldblum, Goldblum, Goldblum, Goldblum
Oh David!!!! Omg I have to call my motha!!! The David guy LMFAO
"I'm a huge anime fan and I love supporting it" Then why don't you ever review it?! GHHAAAAH
He said he only watches "must watch" anime.
***** I don't mean review all the shit that comes out regularly. I mean review things like Ghibli movies (though he's done a good job with those) and shows that have made a mark on the industry. Not to mention he owns dvds and blu-rays of shows like Black Lagoon and Neon Genesis Evangelion. I hope this doesn't sound like a complaint; I just miss those particular reviews.
+Holo The Hogan Johnson It'd be nice to see a review on NGE
Unfinished Sentenc I know! I literally sent him a tweet about it and he showed his giant fucking dvd collection of the entire series, almost like he was taunting me lol.
Holo The Hogan Johnson cheeky
Am I the only one who thinks Mae Whitman is hot??
Her?
Your comment is genius and you should feel proud.
No. She is hot _AND_ talented.
who doesn like a little egg, I mean Ann, I mean Mae..
yes
I really appreciate how Chris's review style has matured over the years. Less cringey jokes and blunt commentary.
Ah, you mean the shill effect. He was more genuine here.
"Good things about this movie, you can watch it..." - Chris Stuckmann. Put that on the poster.
From that list of anime, you forgot one of the most essential: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Exactly
Yes
Which anime is better: Cory in the House, Toy Story, or Seinfeld? (Steve Buscemi is my favorite anime)
Brad Hensil
You're trying too hard with overused unfunny memes.
It's not actually that good.
Thank you for talking about Mae Whitman! I completely agree that she should have returned. She is great!
Thank you for addressing my issue with the film of them not bringing Mae Whitman back.
Dude I love your rant on Mae Whitman-thought the same exact thing. And sadly you know it's because she doesn't fit the typical "bombshell" role
Maybe she turned the role down. Why does everything have to be about body image? Mae Whitman is sexy by the way.
Justin Coleman It was widely reported and confirmed by cast and Mae Whitman and Ross Bagley that they were not asked to reprise their roles and sources in the studio have said she wasn’t even on the shortlist for the character. It was all traditionally “hot” blondes. I mean this movie is a few years old now you could at least make a cursory effort to google for info before posting asinine comments.
@@Lady_Vengeance who cares? Do you really want a talented actor like Mae within this dumper fire of a movie? She's better off being casted in actual good well thought out projects, not this... thing.
@@AlejandroLZuvic Irrelevant how the movie turned out. She wasn’t even approached to reprise the role, given the first right of refusal. That’s disrespectful, and worth calling out, as Chris did.
I just watched this movie... I regret it, I fell asleep towards the end (I'm surprised it didn't happen before).
B. M. I didn't make it past the half hour: I have very low tolerance for annoying characters... And there was too many of them!
Its just like anything else modern!!! Its absolute dog shit!! Its fucking sickening!! Its amazing how anything and everything get so so much worse through time instead of better!! Sad sad sad!!!!
Grow up
Independence Day vs Independence Day: Resurgence= Winner?
I don't see Resurgence^^^
Winner: Independence Day
resurgence doesn't exist in my opinion
independence day, of course
umm the first one duh
I'd take Mae Whitman over a super model anyday. I lubbbb her
Weak plot .. poor acting ... disasters ending.
I don't care about the quality of the movie, I kinda just want to watch a dumb 90s style action/destruction movie
You're going to be disappointed since it is a 21 century style action/destruction movie.
That's what we all wanted, and didn't get.
the destruction scene was so short wth.
london and singapore combined was like 1 and half minute
Bunch of critics replying to you.
I had a blast watching this movie. Was a ton of fun, and I'm glad I went to see it.
Also, the setup of the third movie is pretty crazy.
it's not event that kind of movie
Loved that line "There are good things about this movie. You can watch it,..." Could not stop laughing.
"According to co-writer and director Roland Emmerich, Whitman will not reprise her role as the President's daughter in Independence Day: Resurgence, the sequel to the 1996 blockbuster hit Independence Day, because she does not want to read for the part"
OMG that shirt is amazing where did you get it?
Athena Jaxon I noticed it was Micheal Jackson
Not only is Mae Whitman talented, but she's stunningly gorgeous. I was furious seeing her cat as the "Designated Ugly Fat Friend". She's not fat, and certainly not ugly.
Cast *
5:00 love it when you naturally go for the crazy laugh
oh and i think you are right chris, Mae Whitman was not even considered and she is a great actress. The speculation is they wanted the presidents daughter to be a love interest for Liam Hemsworth and they thought Mae and him wouldn't look good together. Yeah so they go for the transformer supermodel type instead. I mean i know Liam is a big name but honestly we had some big names already, so I say they should have cast Mae and then cast someone that had chemistry with her on screen. It just feels like a cash grab to put Liam in. I think he is very "meh" and "ok i guess" as an actor. Frankly the only reason he is big is because he is hot and was in hunger games, that's pretty much it. If find him bland and boring personally. Frankly, its actors like will smith in the first movie that have charisma and personality that draw you in. I really wish will smith would have returned, even if it was for a portion of the movie and he died a hero on the screen. It's what harrison ford did for star wars, he wanted them to kill han solo years ago and he got his wish. That don't need the stupid studio michael bay transformers formula to make this movie a hit. They needed to use what made the first movie great : Great fun characters with personalities, practical effects-the models they used still look good today and you don't need to overload every scene with crazy amounts of cgi, and great actors, i cared about the main characters because of the actors portraying them. Yes it is corny at times now but its charming still and fun but you still had heartfelt moments: I teared up when the lady died, I yelled "no" along with will smith when harry conick junior died, and i even felt bad for randy quaid's kids when he was saying his goodbye's. The music really helped those scenes too.
So basically, it was missing Will Smith?
Finally someone who doesn't completely HATE
this*
Mr Sunday Movies didnt hate it either
God knows the Schmoes sure as hell did.
Yeah, I usually dismiss extreme reaction/reviews of movies on both sides of the Best movie of all time and Absolute trash spectrum.
it is one of the worst summer movie i have ever seen since 'Elysium ''
They didn't cast Whitman because she isn't some blonde magazine cover type. It's obvious that's why, and that's idiotic, but that's Hollywood for you.
anyone else who's always loved Chriss imitations? he's king at imitating. like REALLY good
His name is Roland Emmerich, not Eimrich
That's my one beef I've had- getting people's names right. An 'A' for effort, but based on his Free State of Jones review, names will get butchered.
I found that so fucking annoying
It's SO goddamn annoying how this guy insists on saying the name wrong every time. Like he's not gotten comments correcting him before. I'm SURE that's the case and he just doesn't know. I remember when the BvS reviews came out and not only was the actual movie incredibly frustrating but no one seemed to be able to pronounce "Cavill." Rhymes with "gravel, travel, and gravel." That is not a difficult name to read or pronounce. And then half of the people on the internet apparently think Batman was played by "Benna Fleck." Jesus, people. Why is this so incredibly difficult? Am I just a brilliant supergenius who expects far, far too much from people? Because to me it seems like pronouncing "Ben Affleck" should not be hard or confusing. I don't know, maybe I'm Einstein-level smart and everyone else seems mentally challenged as a result. Yeah, that must be it.
Hezekiah Ramirez everyone else just cares less i suppose.
Chris definitely has a talent for butchering names, and yeah... it kinda drives me up the wall too. Just a few examples of his mispronunciations: Terry Jilliam, Chu-waddle Edgy-Oh-Fur, Gal Guh-dot, Michael Fossbender.
"It just kind of is!" That's kind of what my first words were when I was asked what I thought "Well, it just kind of, exists..." The movie wasn't terrible but didn't blow me away. It didn't make my life any worse or better watching it. It's an ideal movie that would come on a random television station at noon on a Sunday that you'd just leave on because there's nothing better on.
Your concerns for Mae on this one Chris are correct,and I share your annoyance for this.
This movie is part of what I call: The emmerich effect.
The visuals, cgi, and setpieces look amazing, but the characters are poorly written (and sometimes poorly casted) with clichéd and recycled villians. He focuses more on how good the film looks rather than how rounded the characters and villians are.
good call on Goldblum for JW2!
Um...didn't Brent Spiner's character die in Independence Day?
He's never shown to be fully dead, so they retcon him into being alive for this one.
Only MOSTLY dead.
As the old man in Monty Python and the Holy Grail said, "He's not quite dead..."
In the first film they checked his pulse after shooting him. And he had no pulse. That's pretty dead to me.
Exactly
ID4 had the line "Jimmy! Jimmy!? NOOOOOOO!"
Nothing will ever top that. Nothing.
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
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Director: Roland Emmerich
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Producers: Dean Devlin, Harold Kloser, Roland Emmerich
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Writers: Nicolas Wright, James A. Woods, Dean Devlin, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt
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Starring: Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Jessie T. Usher, William Fichtner, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Travis Tope, Sela Ward, Angelababy
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Composers: Thomas Wander, Harald Kloser
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Cinematographer: Markus Förderer
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Editor: Adam Wolfe
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Production Companies: TSG Entertainment, Centropolis Entertainment, Electric Entertainment
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Distributor: 20th Century Studios
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Release Date: June 24, 2016
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Runtime: 120 minutes
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Budget: $165 million
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Box Office: $389.7 million
May I ask why you felt the need to copy-paste this from Wikipedia?
What I don't understand is that they chose not to release the film on the 4th of July.
That's what everyone is wondering. It would've had a strong weekend opening. Now it's just going to flop.
Why does it need to be released on July 4th? Cause the first one was? That's stupid.
MrCapeCanaveral it's marketing 101. People feel patriotic on July 4. They would have nostalgia remembering the first one. Tons of people would watch it before seeing fireworks at night.
I'd say the Matrix is more worthy of being labeled as the "Star Wars of the 90s" than Independance Day.
Maika Monroe was single-handedly my favourite part of the film. She is an amazing actress who has lots of talent and it shines in this film.
3:30 Actually, it`s exactly that reason. The producers said in one interview that they wanted someone hotter than her.
The entire time... I'm like "I want that shirt." Chris, where did you get that shirt??
"Two very important things: WILL AND SMITH"
1:34 Jeff Goldblum impersonation perfection!
Will Smith's son attempt at the "Woo!" made me sigh and then laugh.
BUT WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!?!
Boomer will live
+jabba820 AHHHHYYYYYYYYYAHHHHHH 👐
He's dead, sorry.
Jeff's lined: "I guess we're waiting for the dog."
+Greg Diller best line in the whole film
It was one of the worst action films I've ever seen.
I wish I could say that... You ever seen ultraviolet?
You clearly haven't seen a lot of action movies.
You probably haven't even seen it.. quit lying on youtube for attention
You've clearly never watched Ultraviolet and Tracers.
+brandon valenti that movie is disgusting
Your impressions were actually really good! Bill Pullman at 0:45 and especially the guy at 4:50 was awesome.
When will Hollywood learn that you can’t replace Will Smith with a Hemsworth ?
Am I the only one who thought this was good?
wow I've never been this early
Yeah, same
wow nobody gives a fuck
+TheCocMate good for them. I don't give a fuck about what you say as well
that's what she said.
+TheCocMate roasted
Its so dense! Every single frame has so much going on.
what is it with ricks
What's wrong with your faaaaace
I think we all knew that this movie couldn't possibly have been as classic as the first film.
ID: entertaining, mindless fun
ID Resurgence: dull, mindless drab
Another failed "Tent Pole" movie of 2016. Let's keep the 1990s where they were left.
Its not a failure, just could be a lot better from what I'm hearing.
why did they even make a sequel to begin with? ID was one of the most original action movies of the 1990's and was perfect on its own
same fate as dumb and dumber to and zoolander 2?
+Dain Laguna worse; by large, very large standard. One could even terrible on an galactic scale.:
"Good things about this movie: You can watch it." - Chris Stuckmann, 2016
Totally agree with you about Mae Whitman Chris. Your words made my day!!
This looks like Infinite Warfare.
4:51 hahah perfect! made my day
Agree about May Whitman
What language is he using where F means C?
The best actor in this whole movie was the alien queen.
im dead. XD
Nope the queen was shit & too weak. I can't understand why would a queen in a pretty damn big ship have to go & do the dirty work like dafuck?? If you want a good example of a queen then take a look at the Aliens movie's.
You're not supposed to think like that during the movie, sir. Just sit there, breath through your mouth and eat your damn popcorn, like every other appreciative fat American.
more like an offshoot on the actual " alien queen" from ALIENS
but with a massive Plasma gun! :D
Such a bad movie. Even Goldblum was boring in this.
"You can watch it"
Well, I'll do that when it is shown in cable.
On a side-note...the kid from the first ID4 was named Mae Whitman? When was the last time you ever heard of someone being named "Mae", and them NOT being like 80 years old? O_O
I was so excited shaking to see this and they just absolutely broke my heart 💔
Thumbs up if you're seeing this in 2016 BC
The crazy scientist was my absolute favorite part of the movie, especially he just waking up from a 20 yaer old coma out of nowhere.
The third act just felt like one of those video game boss battles where you have to destroy the boss's shield before you can start dealing damage. Honestly it reminded me a lot of Destiny.
Jumble of forgetableness
Corny? Funny. So is Star Wars...
Yeh but it's corny corny, where Star Wars is just plain-o corny .. which is good corny
Look at your profile picture
corny is corny lol you cant says it works for star wars and not this just because you prefer star wars
+ainsley harriot Exactly. These Star Wars fanboys, seriously. Avengers was corny too, and nobody whined.
I never said I didn't like the movie, I just said it was way corny .. star wars is corny in places too just not all over. The first ID4 was really corny too but I liked that as well
For me it's not bad enough to ruin the first, but not good enough to include in a July 4th movie marathon.
0:54 dont joke, with the best line of dialogue of history! :(
The Story: C- The Action: A+ , At least in my opinion. I'd say that the most unrealistic part of this movie was the fact that The Eiffel Tower was the only landmark that didn't get destroyed
I am not a fan of the first one but I know how much that movie means for a lot a people, but this movie sucks! The visuals are good but that's it, the action is boring as shit, the script and the dialogue is atrocious, the acting is really bad and it's painfully too long. I am gonna give it a D-, just because of the visuals, but I still hated it, one of the worst movies of the year so far.