I Want a Divorce | Pretend Problems Ep. 17

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

Комментарии • 53

  • @pihla01
    @pihla01 7 месяцев назад +15

    Kelsey drinking from her microphone almost made me pee my pants from laughing 😅

    • @KelseyCookComedy
      @KelseyCookComedy 7 месяцев назад +6

      Lol I'm losing my damn mind

    • @februerin
      @februerin 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's 26:29 for anyone looking for it 🤣🤣

  • @Kneelin83
    @Kneelin83 2 месяца назад +1

    Because of my work schedule I consume the majority of the pod in audio form on Spotify but had to come check out the microphone drinking.....well worth it..Chad please go back and watch it

  • @kevjmcc9861
    @kevjmcc9861 7 месяцев назад +3

    Congrats Chad! Sounds like you raised a good one

  • @Blackbird9070
    @Blackbird9070 7 месяцев назад +3

    For a Patreon - I wouldn’t mind more of the same kind of content, or more questions as well. The only Patreon I currently subscribe to is for another podcast as well and they just have a weekly bonus episode that goes live on Patreon when the main one goes live on RUclips. I wouldn’t mind signing up for something like that for this podcast!

  • @jasonpratt3970
    @jasonpratt3970 7 месяцев назад +3

    43:17 for a burger in Denver, hit up Cherry Cricket.

  • @kellykonoske91
    @kellykonoske91 2 месяца назад

    With the wall color, the sofa color, and her shirt color....Kelsey is basically invisible!

  • @heads_together_crypto2422
    @heads_together_crypto2422 6 месяцев назад

    So happy for these two!

  • @jennabolmgren
    @jennabolmgren 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m a Minnesotan who actually can get moderately tan, but I’ve never gotten more sunburnt than when I did in Cancun, despite wearing and reapplying 50-100 SPF. Those rays are no joke.

  • @jasonpratt3970
    @jasonpratt3970 7 месяцев назад +1

    Denver for both! Let’s go!!!!!

  • @myam1767
    @myam1767 6 месяцев назад

    That last question was rough, I'm impressed you were willing to wade into it. I think the writer might benefit from listening to the Maintenance Phase podcast! It does a great job addressing some cultural myths we have about physical activity and weight that might contribute to fears about their partners' longevity.

  • @gizzmo2875
    @gizzmo2875 6 месяцев назад +1

    Please for the love of god, announce WHEN tickets for Spokane go on sale!
    Also, Kelsey...when are you coming home?

  • @johnklee3843
    @johnklee3843 6 месяцев назад +1

    There should be more pop up RUclips ads

  • @amynow
    @amynow 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love your podcast! I often wonder why people stick to the old one-hour format. If you’re only doing a weekly show then it’d be fun to talk til you’re done. Maybe split it up for Patreon parts…?

  • @weld4beer106
    @weld4beer106 7 месяцев назад

    Here for the party 🎉

  • @laurenvanraalte
    @laurenvanraalte 7 месяцев назад +4

    I’m Ron Burgundy?

  • @jennabolmgren
    @jennabolmgren 7 месяцев назад

    Guy who wants his wife to be active, if you had kids 10+ years ago, she also could be perimenopausal which brings a whole host of issues that are out of her control. Agree with Chad and Kelsey, kindness will be key. And maybe some extra grace. She will be way more open to starting a new routine without feeling guilt or shame.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 7 месяцев назад

    Oh I am so freakin relieved I’m not the only one!!!
    I thought I must be a curmudgeon for sure; our last girl trip to GSR in Reno, Nevada was extra fun because we stayed an extra day to lounge by the pool…. Holy crap they’re basically naked! Where are their mothers?
    Just eww.

  • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
    @kennethmullen-qe9hg 7 месяцев назад

    For Patreon, we could GO along with Poe to a dog park. Or you both could build the king/queen kitty a fantastic throne which could go center screen between you two. And...the pee kitty could be mailed to Abu Dhabi...while, a hidden camera or a Go-Pro records the very vocal package's transit back and forth, to and from, home, around the globe in the international interim! LmMFaO! JK! All your pets are great! Would love to see even more of 'em!!
    On A MORE SERIOUS NOTE: You two could, perhaps, try playing a game of Pickleball keepin' it fun, but still a tad competitive in nature, filmed for your Patreon members only, where a third party, on the sidelines, would BE part referee, part orator, he or she holding an open laptop, and, readin' off some viewer questions and emails, both of you attempting to answer them, best you CAN -- in turn -- whilst continually whacking away at the whiffleball and ping pong's, badminton and squash's bastardized equally silly offspring for idk maybe even bonus points for any highly-rated answers to questions as would be evaluated, in cohesiveness, coherence, brevity/concision, clarity, helpfulness, aptitude/apropos, heart, ease, expertise/professionalism, fun, humor/art/craft, form/body, control/power, structure, endurance, clothes, breathwork/footwork/bookwork and asswork, completeness, time, lasting appeal or impression, and openness! Or some above combination thereof! (Of course just winging it works too!) AND in the END, LOSER gets paddled publicly into complete unadulterated submission, by the winner and/or the weiner whichever gets up/there first! Or NOT! Completely up to you GUYS! EITHER WAY, I'm cool with whatever! LmMFaO!!! ;) :P :o)

  • @felixreali7101
    @felixreali7101 7 месяцев назад +1

    Chad, if you're a weirdo, that'll make two of us. same here with the t-shirt. I grew up with an italian dad who loved walking around in summer without a top. I have never felt comfortable doing that. not even in my "younger" years. so, let's hear it for the weirdos 😋😋

  • @tlcHI
    @tlcHI 7 месяцев назад +1

    I live in Hawaii, and have since 1990, " The girls board short era." Now it's just asses out everywhere. And yes, it's uncomfortable. And I fear for the young naive girls that may be pressured or bullied to be sexual before they are ready. Live aloha!

  • @WhatThatPrintDo
    @WhatThatPrintDo 7 месяцев назад +3

    A good Patreon idea might be watching you guys play a tabletop sport against each other and loser has to do something embarrassing or reveal an embarrassing secret or story.

    • @KelseyCookComedy
      @KelseyCookComedy 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ooo love this idea!

    • @WhatThatPrintDo
      @WhatThatPrintDo 7 месяцев назад +2

      Oh and maybe down the road, when some more “update emails” come in, you guys can do an entire “updates episode” as a nice call back to earlier emails. Idk just a little idea 🤷🏻‍♂️. With how creative and competitive you 2 are, the table top games seems perfect.

    • @invincor
      @invincor 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@KelseyCookComedyyes! I remember you Instagramming snippets of a game like that with Delanie and Taylor and I was left wishing to see the whole game.

    • @KelseyCookComedy
      @KelseyCookComedy 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@WhatThatPrintDo totally!!

  • @Rhi41
    @Rhi41 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kelsey! Spf clothing :) From a fellow translucent

  • @clhmellis
    @clhmellis 7 месяцев назад +1

    Chad, I hope you got to tell a lot of those Spring Breaking kids to get off your sand. In Spanish and English 👴

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 7 месяцев назад +1

    BTW, that last letter… the shallow (self aware?) husband? Perhaps judgement should be held until she figures out her own issues. Maybe be supportive of counceling and be willing to say positive words to your partner.
    I will say, after birthing our two boys my body was never the same.
    Being overweight can be a way to hide from depression. Getting negative feedback from the very people who are supposed to have your back…? Devastating.
    Not motivating; in fact it can cause farther depression.
    U hope and pray the dad isn’t letting the kids make snide remarks.🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @SteveCossaboom
    @SteveCossaboom 5 месяцев назад

    advice - watch daniel sloss's 'jigsaw' show, really.

  • @kirstenkrieger1937
    @kirstenkrieger1937 7 месяцев назад

    For the last quesion...is the wife possibly experiencing depression? That could influence motivation to exercise and be active. Also, is she choosing any of the activities? She may like to do different things.

  • @aaronclinard5003
    @aaronclinard5003 7 месяцев назад

    There are a few vegan dishes I love. The best way to find creative dishes is through selective restrictions. But vegan eating, like carnivore eating, is best in moderation. I love a good vegan dish, and I have a bunch in my regular recipe box. However, if a vegan dish is what's on the menu that night, I'm not afraid to sub out tofu for chicken or fish, or even pork or beef if it works. (Side note, once you learn to cook tofu right, it really opens up a whole new genre of foods that are actually really good on their own.) I think we as Americans eat way too much meat and animal products for a normal, healthy diet, but cutting out ALL animal products entirely is also not what what the human body is built for. I do think that if you're going to eat meat, you should have to kill something and watch it die and then prepare and eat it at least once before you're 18. I think it's important to understand the impact and importance of life and what it means to take a life for food. Meat is a necessary component of the human diet, but it comes at a cost. I don't think you can begin to understand that cost without having killed anything yourself.

  • @levelplane660
    @levelplane660 7 месяцев назад

    Tan?

  • @bsuong
    @bsuong 6 месяцев назад

    I wish I had grown up with family and a good set of friends. 😢
    Swim shorts are great, I wouldn't want to see buttholes either

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy 7 месяцев назад

    Please do the love is blind thing next season! I’d definitely watch that

  • @bryangalloway5683
    @bryangalloway5683 7 месяцев назад

    Yeah, you gotta figure between all the grooming going on and Disney hidden sexual messages and images in their cartoons and movies , it’s no wonder they are dressed in the clothes that they do! It’s ridiculous anymore!!

  • @johnmossjr1898
    @johnmossjr1898 7 месяцев назад +1

    Please explain why comedians never have a show in Louisiana? Chad's answer to the vegan question was too funny.

    • @jbadm1878
      @jbadm1878 7 месяцев назад +6

      Tom Segura has a bit on that.

    • @johnmossjr1898
      @johnmossjr1898 7 месяцев назад

      @@jbadm1878 one joke doesn't answer the question

    • @GerardPerry
      @GerardPerry 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@johnmossjr1898Sean Paton and/or Mark Normand must do shows in Louisiana.

    • @KoupeDeVille716
      @KoupeDeVille716 7 месяцев назад +1

      According to other Comedians on other pods they even the ones from Louisiana say there isn’t anywhere they can perform, according to mark normand and Theo Von

    • @johnmossjr1898
      @johnmossjr1898 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@KoupeDeVille716 totally false! I know the town I live in has 2 comedy clubs