Orson Welles | Frozen Peas Animated

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  • Опубликовано: 10 мар 2017
  • "YES ALWAYS"
    In the godfather of all outtakes, Orson Welles struggles under the pressures of doing the voice over for Findus frozen foods commercials. Brought to life in this animated short
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  • @economicist2011
    @economicist2011 4 года назад +1191

    AAAAAAH the Lincolnshire frozen peas have always been celebrated for their excellence.

    • @matthewgray469
      @matthewgray469 3 года назад +43

      "Duz'nt he do anythin'?

    • @micahchambers5096
      @micahchambers5096 3 года назад +37

      Therizagaliforniafieldthatstrives... for that samelincolnshire excellence

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 3 года назад +39

      Wahaaa the peas.

    • @1lobster
      @1lobster 3 года назад +19

      But there is a farm in Delaware which strives for that same excellence.

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 2 года назад +15

      "these were not grown in Lincolnshire but they have a date on them so they are good"

  • @concerned1
    @concerned1 4 года назад +807

    Only Orson could make a timeless drama out of a peas commercial.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +33

      When you hire someone, you hire the whole person. Orson was so very right about the god-awful writing of the ad copy; I'd have argued it out as well, being somewhat of a stickler for the English language and the never-ending battle against poor writing. The scripts were offensive to his very being as well, and being the voice talent he obviously was, he had every right....nay, a duty! to protest the shoddy abomination that the world would know he had a hand in. That would be like having Sir Winston Churchill read bad ad copy or scripts; he'd have none of it, and either re-written it himself on the sport, or demand it be put right instanter.

    • @man.inblack
      @man.inblack Год назад +9

      ​@@markh.6687 This was the early era of the corporate state, so its the first generation of executive management and their desperate need to play a part in what is going on.
      They cannot have the talent think they are beyond criticism, because it allows the 'employee' to think he's more valuable than they are willing to pay for. I've watched them ruin efficency and performances thru micromanagement

    • @tommyblack7998
      @tommyblack7998 Год назад

      @@markh.6687 Churchill was a megalomaniac responsible for the deaths of tens of millions in WW 1 and WW 2. He was too drunk to do those famous radio speeches. They were done by an actor who did Winnie The Pooh. Churchill should have been strung up after WW 2. Anyway, he went to hell in 1965, so now he knows.

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 Год назад

      @@man.inblack OTOH, if this obsessively nit picky egomaniac had been chosen to direct the great cinematic masterwork that was Monty Python's "Great Frozen Pea Relaunch of 1971" [ruclips.net/video/tnsFO-rgOys/видео.html] it would likely never have even been completed!

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 Год назад +2

      @@man.inblack Mio Dio, you take forever to say nothing. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rodshark75
    @Rodshark75 Год назад +309

    I love the sheer insanity that Animaniacs took this line for line for a Pinky and the Brain throwaway cartoon.

    • @rpelzer
      @rpelzer Год назад +32

      "Yes, Always" was HARDLY a throwaway Animaniacs cartoon.... Maurice LaMarche executed that perfectly! (Of course he would, since Brain is essentially Orson Welles' voice)

    • @popculturehero
      @popculturehero 11 месяцев назад +10

      I think that was the critic.

    • @rpelzer
      @rpelzer 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@popculturehero nope... the OP just added a snippet of The Critic at the beginning for funsies
      ruclips.net/video/7uWW--w4SRs/видео.html

    • @GELTONZ
      @GELTONZ 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@rpelzer Because that was his warm up! I forget where I heard it, but before voicing Brain he would recite Frozen Peas so eventually they just said "Heck with it" and animated it. So uhh...yes. Yes he practiced it.
      The best part was that I had seen that episode like a decade and a half before finding out about Frozen Peas. Weirdest feeling of Deja Vu, lemme tell ya'!

    • @lawrence142002
      @lawrence142002 10 месяцев назад +12

      Maurice LaMarche would re-enact the commercial word perfect as a warm up exercise during Anamaniacs, because the Brain's voice is based on Welles'.

  • @179cpv
    @179cpv 5 лет назад +1195

    “In the depths of your ignorance, what is it you want?” My favorite part of the whole thing.

    • @pyroicarus1203
      @pyroicarus1203 5 лет назад +14

      Time Stamp: 4:35

    • @gabrielboorom9778
      @gabrielboorom9778 5 лет назад +28

      My relationship with my whole family, summed up by Orson Welles. 😋

    • @user-qj9en1kp1m
      @user-qj9en1kp1m 5 лет назад +29

      "I am recording this for you guys and I played Othello. Good God!"

    • @NancyDrewe
      @NancyDrewe 4 года назад +16

      It’s all that crumb crisp coating!! lol I watch this and Paul Masson when I need cheering up. :)

    • @matthewgray469
      @matthewgray469 3 года назад +13

      @@NancyDrewe MaaHaa The French!

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 5 лет назад +721

    What luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard...

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 5 лет назад +39

      rwdplz1 mmmm, they’re even better when you’re dead!

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 4 года назад +15

      Filled with hardy goodness and green penis, no wait, that's terrible! I quit!

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 4 года назад +15

      I really wish and hope that at a Con somewhere, someone just approaches Mr. Lemarche and asks him to tell the audience his thoughts about frozen peas. Then everyone applauses. Then he goes on for about 10 minutes with whatever he wants.

    • @MrPjw5
      @MrPjw5 3 года назад +4

      TiroDvD Oh he’s talked about Welles before, many times in fact.

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 3 года назад

      @@MrPjw5 But did he talk about Frozen Peas?

  • @SoleaGalilei
    @SoleaGalilei Год назад +696

    As funny as these outtakes are, what really strikes me is that the only reason he's annoyed is that he's actually paying attention to the copy and the visuals. I'm sure many actors doing a commercial would be completely tuned out and would just read the copy no matter how stupid it was and not care a bit.

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  Год назад +127

      He was the greatest film director of all time, and naturally he couldn't help himself. He was just operating on a whole other level. All the mistakes with the copy and visuals just leaped out at him. But still, it's hilarious to see just how much it got under his skin and pushed him over the edge.

    • @wdavem
      @wdavem Год назад +24

      @@drmoonrat yeah he actually wanted it to work!

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno Год назад +33

      This is a genius.
      Tell me different and I'll go down on you.

    • @Renorick1
      @Renorick1 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Johnconno
      Um. Do you want to rephrase that?

    • @h.p.lovecraft936
      @h.p.lovecraft936 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Johnconno what?

  • @ATM180
    @ATM180 4 года назад +167

    I love how "This is a lot of shit, you know that" was said as a statement, not a question.

  • @igottwopeepees
    @igottwopeepees 6 лет назад +389

    I feel like Orson Welles recording a frozen peas commercial in my day to day life.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 5 лет назад +11

      Thanks to RUclips, I now know where they got the idea for him doing a pea commercial on The Critic. full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

    • @peterandreyev
      @peterandreyev 4 года назад +11

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade Wait that's terrible. I quit!

    • @idontknow164
      @idontknow164 2 года назад +1

      Same.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +3

      Life is made much more difficult by all the idiots and incompetents we deal with daily. I mean, how do some of these people dress and feed themselves, let alone drive to work??

    • @iamathousandapples
      @iamathousandapples 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@peterandreyevwell maybe just a few for the road

  • @frasertones8519
    @frasertones8519 3 года назад +139

    "We're talking about them growing and she's picked 'em." Too funny!!

  • @Sincopare
    @Sincopare 5 лет назад +444

    “I take direction from one person, UNDER PROTEST, but for two I don’t sit still...but who the hell are you anyway?”

    • @peterandreyev
      @peterandreyev 4 года назад +48

      "Well I'm the engineer."

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 4 года назад +37

      @@peterandreyev "Well why the hell are you asking me for another one?"

    • @peterandreyev
      @peterandreyev 4 года назад +32

      @@Brainwave101 "...Well I felt that there was a slight gunk and I would like-just like it to be safe."

    • @samkessel5411
      @samkessel5411 4 года назад +38

      @@peterandreyev "Jesus!... What is a gonk? Do you mind telling me what that is?"

    • @peterandreyev
      @peterandreyev 4 года назад +31

      @@samkessel5411 "Well, a bang from outside."

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 4 года назад +181

    You know what goes good with frozen peas? Aaaahhh, a French champagne by Paul Masson 🍾🥂😁

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 4 года назад +19

      It's known for its excellence

    • @matthewgray469
      @matthewgray469 3 года назад +9

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 Love it when he taps the label on the bottle

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад

      @@matthewgray469 Yeah lol

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +2

      "We will sell no wine, before you pay for it." -- parody seen years ago on TV.

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 Год назад +2

      Funny thing about the Paul Masson wine was that Orson thought it tasted cheap as fuck. 😂

  • @ericad8616
    @ericad8616 2 года назад +367

    I have seen Orson Welles acting in Citizen Kane, I have watched him relay stories of his childhood to1970s era daytime talk show hosts, I have heard him arguing about peas in July and the gathering of cod in Norway, but no matter what the setting or the subject matter, If Orson Welles is speaking about it, he makes it sound infinitely more important and interesting than anyone else possibly could.

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 2 года назад +4

      True

    • @williambasham796
      @williambasham796 2 года назад +6

      I just know him as Unicron.

    • @HassoBenSoba
      @HassoBenSoba 2 года назад +2

      Except maybe Charles Laughton

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Год назад +6

      even when he's drunk while doing a literal wine commercial?

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Год назад +2

      The way you phrase that makes you sound like the 10 Thousand Year Man from an old Brazilian pop song by Raul Seixas, where the eponymous character relates how he bore witness to great and not so great events in mankind's history

  • @doodelli
    @doodelli 5 лет назад +138

    Love the way he pauses and says ”...your FRIEND.” My god, what shade.

  • @leroy_jenkenz1541
    @leroy_jenkenz1541 6 лет назад +593

    This is how the voice actor auditioned for brain on pinky and the brain. They even wrote this into the show

    • @UntouchableMonkey
      @UntouchableMonkey 6 лет назад +46

      They're even better when you're dead!

    • @jdmaine51084
      @jdmaine51084 6 лет назад +87

      For the longest time, I always thought the Rosebud Frozen Peas scene from "The Critic" was the funniest thing ever. Then I learned that this whole thing had ACTUALLY happened, and the guy from The Critic sounded JUST LIKE WELLES!

    • @Kevinschart
      @Kevinschart 6 лет назад +31

      i grew up on animaniacs and only recently found out that brain was supposed to sound like orson welles. I don't think brain really sounds like him though

    • @luccafortestoledo1300
      @luccafortestoledo1300 6 лет назад +61

      Kevin Schart
      Maurice says that Brain's voice is 70% Orson Welles, 20% Vincent Prince and 10% someone else he himself can't figure out.
      I only hear Vincent Prince in Brain's voice.

    • @Kevinschart
      @Kevinschart 6 лет назад +10

      yeah i definitely hear Vincent

  • @flatscan1978
    @flatscan1978 Год назад +31

    On the set of "Star Wars", Harrison Ford once said to George Lucas (less eloquently than Orson, I might add):
    'George! You can type this shit, but you sure can't say it! Move your mouth when you're typing!'
    The prequels (and Hayden Christensen's performance) proved him right.
    This situation seems a little bit similar to me.

    • @MegaAstroFan18
      @MegaAstroFan18 Год назад +5

      It didn't really. Hayden Christiansen was performing that way on purpose, because he was playing a socially awkward and very confused young man. And the prequels are great. People have conflicts on set, it's normal, what you ultimately end up hearing may not be what was originally written.
      I didn't know "guh huh huh, George Lucas bad" types like you still existed though. Glad to be disappointed.

    • @timothyfinch7295
      @timothyfinch7295 Год назад +6

      @@MegaAstroFan18 Stop sucking the Prequels off just because the Sequels were also bad. They're still bad.

  • @danielscissorhands
    @danielscissorhands 5 лет назад +267

    Only Christopher Walken could emphasize "In" and "beef." :D

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 5 лет назад +14

      Brain: No! Anything but Christopher Walken!

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 5 лет назад +11

      Your comment needs more cow bell.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 лет назад +16

      Christopher Walken: good night Room, good NIGHT moon, good Night COW jumpimg OVER the moon.

    • @brettrockford2564
      @brettrockford2564 4 года назад +1

      danielscissorhands And Kirk Douglas.

    • @Rbills02
      @Rbills02 4 года назад +4

      Mike Kazz
      Children...please...scooch forward. Don’t make me tell you again...about the scoooching. You in the red...chop, chop.

  • @Rubberman202
    @Rubberman202 Год назад +30

    I can't help but feel like this is a situation where Orson Welles thinks he's above this kind of thing but desperately needs the money, and yet still can't help but be incredibly critical of the material and direction he's given.

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Месяц назад +1

      That's almost certainly what was going on.

  • @gabrielboorom6196
    @gabrielboorom6196 3 года назад +413

    Orson Wells, who helped make & broadcast the radio version of War of the Worlds, which almost caused a nationwide panic due to how it convinced radio listeners that the invasion was real, decades later is being told how to read a script for a commercial about fish sticks. Life laughs at us all sometimes.

    • @user-wj8tf3kq4m
      @user-wj8tf3kq4m Год назад +5

      Why degrading himself to fish sticks level

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb Год назад +25

      The story of war of the world's mass panic is completely fictional

    • @a-nus
      @a-nus Год назад +4

      @@deadmeatjb dilate

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb Год назад +1

      @@a-nus agreed

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Год назад +4

      @@deadmeatjb Funny to see how the newspapers lied even back then.

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 2 года назад +40

    I like how he doesn't ask if he knows it's a lot of shit. He _tells_ him.

    • @nate_river_
      @nate_river_ 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's a very matter-of-fact declaration. I love the way he puts the emphasis on the word "shit", too. Just exactly like you can't emphasise the "in" when saying "in July". 😂

  • @eleanoretc6751
    @eleanoretc6751 5 лет назад +205

    "Get me a jury and show me how you can say 'In' July and I'll go down on you."
    WHAT??

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад +13

      Exactly what I want people to answer for me. Nevermind all that "In in July" bullshit.

    • @annereilley4892
      @annereilley4892 5 лет назад +20

      I think it's meant like bow to you, like how the conquered chieftans would kneel to the victor. Just a guess, since he thinks on a grand, mythical level.

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад +20

      @@annereilley4892 Lol...yes, I'm quite sure Orson Welles wasn't propositioning his sound engineer for oral sex...but that's what makes it so hysterical now isn't it?

    • @annereilley4892
      @annereilley4892 5 лет назад +17

      @@thisismyname3928 Yes, expressions from the past can sound funny in the context of today's language, like the british word for cigarette. It's also sad to see how far he sunk, debasing himself by doing these commercials for money just to live. it'd be like Einstein doing preparation H commercials, "It is ironic I used preparation H in los alamos while developing the H bomb."

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад +6

      @@annereilley4892 Glad we didn't pull a boner.

  • @mcmuggin8075
    @mcmuggin8075 5 лет назад +82

    3:55 "This is a lot of shit y'know that" his delivery killed me

  • @SkullThunder
    @SkullThunder 2 месяца назад +7

    "Too much directing around here" says Orson Welles. Now that's really funny. If the most prolific director of all time is telling you that you're doing too much directing, you're probably doing a bad job.

  • @tomservo5007
    @tomservo5007 3 года назад +56

    "How was your day, Honey? How was working with Mr. Wells? I know he's your hero since childhood, you make me watch that movie with you at least twice a year."

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 3 года назад +2

      darling* ;-)

    • @azmiraclegirl441
      @azmiraclegirl441 2 года назад +2

      Why is this so goddamn funny? I'm literally ugly-laughing

  • @briandelaney9710
    @briandelaney9710 3 года назад +64

    “We’re talking about them growing and she’s picked them “

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 3 года назад +11

      He's not wrong. Talking about it after we've seen renders the monolog meaningless.

  • @JewandGreek
    @JewandGreek 3 года назад +317

    All ego and nonsense aside, the man had an incredible voice.

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 2 года назад +88

      It's quite an interesting situation: a man who is by all rights one of the most gifted film makers ever in a diminished state, taking direction from hacks. He's not exactly throwing a tantrum, but he's frustrated at the absurdity of having some idiot jobsworth trying to tell Orson fucking Welles how to read a line. Even if the director was correct, the balls to actually assume that because Welles is collecting a paycheck he can tell his grandmother how to suck eggs is ridiculous.
      His ego is earned, this is like a university lecturer questioning Einstein on whether he used the appropriate math to arrive at his answers.

    • @extenebrislux
      @extenebrislux 2 года назад +11

      @@bluegum6438 Exactly!

    • @CoolGobyFish
      @CoolGobyFish Год назад +17

      @@bluegum6438 Orson's ego was bigger than his 400 pound body. He was hired to do a frozen peas commercial. Just read the damn lines and have some respect for the production crew)))

    • @a-nus
      @a-nus Год назад +10

      @@CoolGobyFish those hacks deserve no respect.

    • @OuroborosChoked
      @OuroborosChoked Год назад +19

      I think it only seems like he has an ego since we're not getting the full story. These are just snippets of a much longer recording session. We're not seeing how (or if, to be fair) the recording team are trying to micromanage his performance. He's spot on with his criticism of the copy and the direction. For example, there was in "IN July." It was always "every July, ..." and it's awkward as hell to try to emphasize "every" at the start. It makes it seem like you're upset about the event. Just say it to your self and you'll see what I mean: _Every_ July sounds like it should be followed by "that damned Mrs. Buckley and her peas!"

  • @jamestackettvideo
    @jamestackettvideo 6 лет назад +150

    Here, under protest...is BEFF BURGERS

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 6 лет назад +22

      Every July, BEEF GROWS THERE!!!

    • @trenn1
      @trenn1 6 лет назад +15

      This is a lot of S**T, you know that....!

    • @NancyDrewe
      @NancyDrewe 4 года назад

      LMAO. Thanks, so funny!!

    • @HandOfKwll
      @HandOfKwll 4 года назад +1

      They’re even better RAW!!!

    • @kevinbouchard7107
      @kevinbouchard7107 3 года назад +4

      That's the phrase I use for mic checks and I've yet to see any recognition at all for it. So disappointing.

  • @cha5
    @cha5 5 лет назад +153

    The animation here reminds me of Terry Gilliam’s Monty Python animation, which is a good thing.😄

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  5 лет назад +36

      cha5 I will take that as a compliment for sure. Gilliam is my favorite

    • @lunaracc914
      @lunaracc914 2 года назад

      That's what I was thinking too

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      "Dear Sir or Madam! I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about all these Monty Python's Flying Circus references in the comments. Your fictionally, Biggles, Algy (deceased) and Ginger.

  • @andyspiegel4877
    @andyspiegel4877 3 месяца назад +6

    In my ad agency career -- I was a copywriter -- I first heard this in the 60s on a bootleg tap. It's classic. Still makes me laugh.
    I once bumped into Welles, one of my lifelong heroes, at an LA recording studio and was too flummoxed to say anything. I still regret that.

  • @stilesbentley1701
    @stilesbentley1701 Год назад +10

    I don’t know what I like better… When he offers to go down on the guy, when he asks what is a gonk or crumb crisp coating. From the depths of my ignorance I can’t decide which I like better.

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 6 лет назад +300

    I never watched this Angela Anaconda episode

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  6 лет назад +48

      What an obscure reference. Too funny

    • @alejandromolina7270
      @alejandromolina7270 5 лет назад +17

      I never expect that show ever to be reference.

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 4 года назад +3

      That's show sucks ass SO BAD, i never thought a reference to it would be funny

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 4 года назад +2

      And then Orsen will say:

    • @jamesoffutt2801
      @jamesoffutt2801 3 года назад +1

      Haha!! I loved that show!!

  • @lelandfranklin3487
    @lelandfranklin3487 Год назад +17

    "Your friend..." always gets me.

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 Год назад +25

    3:38 actually makes a lot of sense.
    Dialogue in movies and TV often sound like it isn't written as a conversation, and I never figured out how to deserve how describe it until Orson Welles said it however many decades ago.

    • @stevej.1428
      @stevej.1428 3 месяца назад

      100% agree. If they had a clue they'd have taken his advice and applied it and been thankful for the critique like they were 1st year know-nothing students and he was their professor.

  • @mattpurvis927
    @mattpurvis927 5 лет назад +110

    They paid Mr. Wells in crumb crisp coating...but his agent got 15%
    He was NOT happy.

    • @thalivenom4972
      @thalivenom4972 3 года назад +13

      can you put more emphasis on the IN please.

    • @movinginsilence1254
      @movinginsilence1254 3 года назад +7

      @@thalivenom4972 why? That doesn't make any sense.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      According to the story of "Frozen Peas", Orson finally walked out rather than deal with the incredibly bad writing and clueless director.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад

      @@thalivenom4972 Kind of like Bill Clinton's infamous "That depends on how you define 'is'".

  • @SallySallySallySally
    @SallySallySallySally 3 года назад +51

    The man was so devoted to his craft and so driven to finance it that he ... did this! That's someone I respect. Welles is The Master. And such great pipes too!

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад

      Nope it's not fine drama it's just a f****** commercial read the copy get your check and go if you were such a great actor you wouldn't be doing a commercial

  • @latenightcashews
    @latenightcashews 6 лет назад +186

    "WHAT IS A GONK YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THAT IS?" LOL

  • @AsitorCorporation
    @AsitorCorporation 5 лет назад +55

    I thought the clip of him getting drunk on Champagne was all I'd get to see. I want more of these behind the scenes clips now.

    • @harrodsongs
      @harrodsongs 3 года назад +2

      Do a search for "William Shatner" "sabotage." You're welcome.

  • @scowlfarm3061
    @scowlfarm3061 6 лет назад +87

    Mwaw haa it's the Paul Mason can of peas

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 6 лет назад +6

      Matthew Kaprutus the most sexualence peas

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 6 лет назад +10

      MwAAAaa the Frrrnnnch

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet 5 лет назад +1

      ....... Champagne

    • @bunnyfeet123
      @bunnyfeet123 5 лет назад +1

      isz fermended in duh boddle

    • @Triumph2024.
      @Triumph2024. 4 года назад +1

      ..hasalwaysbeenknownitsexcellence...

  • @rockmanx20
    @rockmanx20 5 лет назад +91

    A talent like him, wasted only because Hollywood was evil with this man.

    • @davidemmet7343
      @davidemmet7343 3 года назад +10

      Watch the documentary about Orson Welle's last unreleased film
      The making of the other side of the Wind, and you might come to think that Orson Welles himself played a part in it as well

    • @michaelmakes1225
      @michaelmakes1225 3 года назад +18

      He was often his own worst enemy, couldn't budget,and wouldn't see projects through..having to rely on "other people's money", the bane of his existence..

    • @Gaz-Man87
      @Gaz-Man87 Год назад +4

      Maybe it was just a mixture of both.

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад +1

      Oh I think he had quite a part of why he was treated like s***

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Год назад +1

      @@hankkingsley9300 it takes two to tango. I don't think anyone but him could truly untangle it all, and even then probably not. That's why the true mark is being kind and understanding even when it's totally undeserved.

  • @theeNappy
    @theeNappy 5 лет назад +513

    To be fair, the Engineer should NOT EVER give acting notes, that's the director's job.
    To also be fair, the actor should take the director's notes.

    • @obscureentertainment8303
      @obscureentertainment8303 4 года назад +83

      I once acted in a radio production and for two whole recording sessions, the director and the sound engineer constantly argued and tried to take control away from the other. It was troublesome.

    • @watson-tv
      @watson-tv 4 года назад +72

      The engineer should have input, but to the director. He shouldnt be talking to the actor.

    • @benjaminsmarzynski734
      @benjaminsmarzynski734 3 года назад +13

      But its orson welles

    • @blazingblight2706
      @blazingblight2706 3 года назад +6

      @LiveOkie Fame/recognition doesn't however give someone the right to be a dick.

    • @joeyshoe9095
      @joeyshoe9095 3 года назад +63

      He didn't "give notes." The engineer asked him to repeat the line as he felt he had flaws in the sound recording - That's a perfectly reasonable request however he should have explained it to the director first before talking. Also Welles is being difficult instead of reading the line - Its a frozen peas commercial not a movie script.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 5 лет назад +96

    IT'S!
    Orson Welles' Flying Circusssssssssssssssss!

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  5 лет назад +11

      Bobsheaux hahaha yes

    • @trollskullkid69
      @trollskullkid69 5 лет назад +2

      Bobsheaux!!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux 4 года назад +2

      @@lordgazimus5662
      And there was much rejoicing.
      "Yaaaaayyyy...."

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 4 года назад

      @@Bobsheaux then they ate the sound engineer. And there was much rejoicing.
      Yay...

  • @james5460
    @james5460 5 лет назад +29

    This is beyond brilliant, Orson was mad as hell and he wasn't going to take it any longer!

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 4 года назад +11

    We know a remote moon orbiting Cybertron; every July Autobots grow there.

    • @NevrSilent
      @NevrSilent 3 года назад +1

      How deflating it must have been to shuffle off your mortal coil with the voice of Unicron being your final performance.

  • @roxybrooks6937
    @roxybrooks6937 4 года назад +48

    Since I adore Orson Welles, I find this hilarious 😜

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  4 года назад +14

      Me too. He was truly a genius. But man was he ever having g a hard time

    • @feloria1862
      @feloria1862 4 года назад +1

      Seems like a prick to me, the recording guys were calm but Orson was losing his shit over nothing.

    • @blightedgrounds
      @blightedgrounds 10 месяцев назад

      Well, I'm sure that in the depths of our ignorance, he'd despise all of us

  • @craigkleber9316
    @craigkleber9316 2 года назад +70

    I am a retired ad executive and I remember, not fondly, the absolutely pretentious and puffed up ‘creative’ people who believe they are writers in the truest sense and see their work as small film… no it’s just selling that uses creativity (just). It’s fabulous the way Welles cuts them up and excoriates them. Bravo.

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад

      The problem here is it's just a f****** commercial read the goddamn copy get your check and go

    • @Cheapiebeepie
      @Cheapiebeepie 11 месяцев назад +2

      Verily

    • @stevej.1428
      @stevej.1428 3 месяца назад +4

      My father used to be an ad writer, both freelance and for firms. If Findus frozen foods knew any better, they'd have skipped the ad firm altogether and just hired Welles to write the copy, direct the accompanying video and do the voice. Would have gotten a better product and spent a lot less money than the story boarding alone probably cost them.

  • @LinXGUA
    @LinXGUA 3 года назад +6

    "The right reading is the one that I'm giving you!"
    "At the moment."
    oof

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 3 года назад +9

    " He isn't thinking. "
    Damn, Orson.

  • @RumbleFish69
    @RumbleFish69 4 месяца назад +2

    This man was a perfectionist to the end! Many people confuse perfection with being difficult. People also forget that his name was attached to all of these commercials, so he wanted to protect his reputation, as well.

  • @Douglas-nj5cr
    @Douglas-nj5cr 2 месяца назад +2

    Thank you
    I never realized that Orson Welles was such a huge😂 comedian

  • @marlabeard5352
    @marlabeard5352 3 года назад +37

    This segment from 3:02 to 3:18 is so true. When I recorded narration for instructional videos, I found out very quickly that what works on the page doesn't work well when reading it out loud.

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад

      Because the idiots who write it have never had to voice it professionally

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Год назад +3

      When I went to radio college, I was astounded to find that even things from the _associated press_ had major mistakes, spelling problems, things that would throw you off
      I then had a job for years where I'd assembly-line read and record hundreds of little short clips a day, alternating with writing and assembling them, and the other writers would just.. frequently put zero thought into how they did it, make it so difficult to read without jumbling it up, leaving my numbers lower from all the retakes. diversity hires, natch. but not exclusively.

  • @andyjay729
    @andyjay729 7 лет назад +66

    Well, he was right. You usually don't emphasize "in" when you're saying "in July".

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  7 лет назад +29

      "Get me a jury and prove me me how you can say it. . . "

    • @ThatGuyNamedJoe
      @ThatGuyNamedJoe 6 лет назад

      *IN* july
      Did it

    • @HC-cb4yp
      @HC-cb4yp 6 лет назад +4

      Can you emphasize "suck" and "me?"

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 5 лет назад

      That Guy Named Joe it still does sounds weird

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj 5 лет назад +7

      I guess the point was that even if you did it would sound weird. As if you are emphasizing the idea of being the month itself rather then inside of it. It's a passage of time rather then a place to be. You can emphasize being IN the hospital and it makes sense, but you try emphasizing that you are IN 12:45pm and you sound like a lunatic.

  • @TheMATMAN316
    @TheMATMAN316 5 лет назад +42

    There was a NARF from outside

  • @GhostPlanetFilms
    @GhostPlanetFilms 6 лет назад +288

    How much of it is Orson being a diva, and Orson being right?

    • @ThatGuyNamedJoe
      @ThatGuyNamedJoe 6 лет назад +126

      GhostPlanetFilms 100% both

    • @HC-cb4yp
      @HC-cb4yp 6 лет назад +29

      IT'S A FROZEN FOOD AD!! AN AD!! FOR FROZEN... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

    • @MarkBelll
      @MarkBelll 6 лет назад +6

      feefty/feefty

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 6 лет назад +69

      GhostPlanetFilms both, the man wasn't some stuck up prick who didn't know anything, he was a legend. It's true he was very obnoxious but when your that good. You kinda have that right.

    • @alainjames9556
      @alainjames9556 5 лет назад +58

      We are hearing Orson coping with the crap he had to do in order to raise money for his film projects.

  • @Astrithor
    @Astrithor 3 года назад +85

    You know what, as someone trying to break into voice acting, I can totally understand Orson's frustration here. Man was an acting legend by this point, and he's got the most inane directing notes being thrown at him by some peon on a food commercial

    • @scrubbingdoubles8585
      @scrubbingdoubles8585 2 года назад +4

      Jesus loves you

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад +8

      You want the paycheck you do it the way the boss says

    • @johnstitt2615
      @johnstitt2615 Год назад +1

      @@hankkingsley9300 yes. The way Orson wanted it.

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад +1

      @@scrubbingdoubles8585 actually Jesus hasn't arrived yet will let you know when he does

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Год назад

      Cute read so much misspelled crap Bi-Lo Ranch sales weasels used to beat the s*** out of all of them

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 4 года назад +10

    Orson: "There's too much directing around here."
    Me: I know the feeling.

  • @SbsGrinth
    @SbsGrinth Год назад +8

    He can't get over the 'green peaness' when it shows up.
    If you know that reference you are among the gods.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 4 месяца назад +3

    “I’ll go down on you” BRO WHAT 🤣😳

  • @HC-cb4yp
    @HC-cb4yp 6 лет назад +21

    Boy, did John Candy nail this one on SCTV.

  • @ron8675309
    @ron8675309 3 года назад +6

    Pinky and the Brain brought me here after 26 years of living in ignorance.

  • @hyperpowerfulform5132
    @hyperpowerfulform5132 6 лет назад +469

    As funny as this is. He has a point, why _would_ you emphasize "in" instead of "July" or "beef" instead of "prairie-fed"? You emphasize "July" to show what month you are talking about. You emphasize "prairie-fed" instead of "beef" to show that the cows are fed from a prairie!
    I could see why this hurt his brain, it hurts mine! IN july, prairie-fed BEEF. Urg. That's not how well-constructed sentences work.

    • @feartactics
      @feartactics 6 лет назад +59

      ironically findus was found to use horsemeat instead of beef decades later

    • @lillybeach2391
      @lillybeach2391 6 лет назад +2

      Philip Wow...

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 5 лет назад +3

      You should check out Norm MacDonald making fun of the Man Grate ad copy.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 лет назад +34

      He's a diva, but he's a correct diva.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 лет назад +17

      Or a snowy field in July, or show already pick peas and describing a field that's not harvested yet.

  • @PS3DJ09
    @PS3DJ09 5 лет назад +11

    For your last day on the job how fun it would be to take on the Orson Welles mentality everytime a coworker or supervisor crosses you.

    • @A-Nonnie-Mouse
      @A-Nonnie-Mouse Год назад +2

      To your boss: "One more word out of you and you go!" 😂

    • @mikidelasislas
      @mikidelasislas Год назад +2

      "This is a lot of shit, you know that" is honestly something I may or may not want to say when I'm handed a pile of paperwork, while "In the DEPTHS of your ignorance what is it that you want?" is when I'm about to snap.

  • @essa6315
    @essa6315 2 года назад +4

    He knows far more about creating something engaging than them. If Orson Welles gives you advice, you listen.

  • @petepallett4639
    @petepallett4639 3 года назад +14

    Thank-you, Dr. Moon Rat. We've known and loved the audio outtake for decades, but you truly have given new life to a timeless classic. Thanks again!

  • @elwoodjacobs4353
    @elwoodjacobs4353 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love the animation in this. Very Terry Gilliam.
    What got me laughing was him rolling his eyes & saying _"Crumb-crisp coating"_ in such a loathing way. 😆

  • @ObsidianDragon7030
    @ObsidianDragon7030 2 года назад +3

    Half expecting to hear a "Mr. Wells, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?"

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 3 года назад +5

    Orson should have given Peas a chance.

  • @richardenglish2195
    @richardenglish2195 8 месяцев назад +2

    I grew up in Lincolnshire and I'm a big fan of Orson Welles, so hearing him refer to my natal patch gives me a real buzz every time.

  • @mvader7188
    @mvader7188 Год назад +2

    This is as glorious as the buddy rich tapes😅

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 3 года назад +5

    It's like listening to a drunk uncle at the holidays

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy 2 года назад +11

    3:57 Never fails to make me smile.

  • @davidemmet7343
    @davidemmet7343 3 года назад +11

    Some of Orson Welles best work since Citizen Kane

  • @PhillipRottingham
    @PhillipRottingham 5 лет назад +8

    I've never heard this before but I love the animation you use that brings it to life. Bravo!

  • @suzieqtruth6377
    @suzieqtruth6377 3 года назад +153

    This actually makes me love Orson Welles even more. The copy is idiotic and he’s right they are fools.

  • @LiverAndOnions69
    @LiverAndOnions69 4 года назад +4

    I would of shrank up in this mans mighty presence

  • @Blotto-Shekel
    @Blotto-Shekel 5 дней назад

    "You don't know what I'm up against" is such a funny thing to say to someone directing a frozen fish commercial

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 10 месяцев назад +2

    "We're talking about them growing and she's already picked 'em."
    I DIED.

  • @romeysiamese6712
    @romeysiamese6712 5 лет назад +4

    These are so much better than the actual ads.

  • @1lobster
    @1lobster 3 года назад +15

    “One more word out of you, and you go!” “Yes sir!” As if Orson is is the one in charge? Lol

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +4

      At that point it was time somebody took charge of this fiasco; Orson did. Leadership is action, not position.

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 Год назад +1

      Well they definitely weren’t in control! Lol

  • @davidhoffman6980
    @davidhoffman6980 9 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is getting tripped up by the plot holes in a frozen peas commercial.

  • @AndorianBlues
    @AndorianBlues 3 года назад +5

    Presumably the only reason we have this recording is because of the engineer

  • @EgbertWilliams
    @EgbertWilliams 5 лет назад +28

    This is like Einstein teaching a toddler to count to 10.

  • @ameliawagus6248
    @ameliawagus6248 11 месяцев назад +4

    This just makes me love him even more 🖤

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 5 лет назад +8

    1:24 this is a man that is so sure that he knows he's right, that he put this on the line.

  • @chazchillington7266
    @chazchillington7266 5 лет назад +5

    This is splendid. Loved every moment.

  • @MrPjw5
    @MrPjw5 4 года назад +5

    What’s even funnier than the transcript is the story leading up to it. Long story short, Welles tricked the directors into paying him in advance, then had them chase him all over Europe because he was pissed they asked him to audition for the commercial.

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 Год назад +1

      Well that says a lot about how he handled this lmao you don’t tell the legendary Orson Welles to AUDITION!

  • @damiensiemer9780
    @damiensiemer9780 7 лет назад +10

    wow this has content I've never heard in previous versions! Hilarious, classic, wonderful.

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  7 лет назад +10

      It's hard to make out the exact order of the clips. Essentially this recording was taken from a longer series of takes that included material that was actually used to produce the commercials, but when the outtakes were originally leaked, it was a compilation of his awkward comments and out bursts edited together. It's a common misconception that this was all one solid take. Some of the versions I got a hold of had different moments from the recording session edited together in different orders. So I had to take these from a mixture of different sources and arrange them in the most sensible order I could think of, particularly where the engineer asks him for another take because of the "Gonk"

    • @ijaapy
      @ijaapy 7 лет назад

      From which sources did you get all the different clips? my googling didn't come up with anything.

    • @timmy841212
      @timmy841212 Год назад

      @@ijaapy Apparently this was all recorded in January 1970.

  • @c.m.8158
    @c.m.8158 5 месяцев назад +1

    I think this could be the greatest comeback/insult ever, "In the DEPTHS of your ignorance, what is it exactly that you want!" Bloody brillliant!

  • @bogard84
    @bogard84 9 месяцев назад +1

    This guy was a planet eating transformer.
    Brilliant!!

  • @NancyDrewe
    @NancyDrewe 4 года назад +9

    No matter what’s going on, this can cheer me up. Orson, we love you, even with peas in July! :)

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 3 года назад +3

      *_IN_* July...

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      You can't plant frozen peas in July; they'll defrost! Wait...what??

  • @afterlife697
    @afterlife697 3 года назад +4

    If orson Wells tells you the way somethings should be read then you will listen.

  • @mercster
    @mercster 9 месяцев назад +2

    "You don't know what I'm up against."

  • @steveb9151
    @steveb9151 Месяц назад +2

    What is a GONK? A question that has boggled the mind for centuries!

  • @brianhackert8513
    @brianhackert8513 6 лет назад +7

    brilliant, best version

  • @bazzjedimaster
    @bazzjedimaster 6 лет назад +9

    Full of country goodness and green PEAness

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 5 лет назад +3

      Wait, that's terrible. I quit.

    • @jesusisherelookbusy
      @jesusisherelookbusy 5 лет назад +3

      Just a handful for the road.... Oh what luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard!

  • @ChronoTango
    @ChronoTango 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Without Music, there is simply an idea.”

  • @drlegendre
    @drlegendre 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wells' Frozen Peas
    "We will sell no vine, before its time."

  • @stargazer3424
    @stargazer3424 3 года назад +4

    I feel like Terry Gilliam animated this

    • @drmoonrat
      @drmoonrat  3 года назад

      He's a big inspiration

  • @flindude2681
    @flindude2681 11 месяцев назад +3

    That critic joke was totaly based of reality.

  • @blason56
    @blason56 9 месяцев назад +1

    For context, he took the money, but he didn't even want to do the commercial. He is trying to get out of it.

  • @Ironcorgi2
    @Ironcorgi2 Месяц назад

    Orson wells had such a wild career he does stuff like this and his last voice credit is unicron

  • @lwnf360
    @lwnf360 5 лет назад +105

    Understand that by this point in his career, Orson Wells was a living legend. Imagine taking say, Jack Nicholson into the booth to do VO for frozen food and then giving him BAD tedious notes and commentary about every minute detail. It would be super rude.
    Orson Wells wrote, produced, directed, and starred in the greatest film ever made. They should have been thankful that he agreed to do it at all, and left him to it. His version would have been just fine.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 5 лет назад +23

      I would literally kill someone to see Jack Nicholson do this.

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 5 лет назад +7

      @Jonathan Campbell I don't believe you for one minute! You would really shoot somebody to death? Stab them to death? Strangle them to death? Poison them to death? Take an innocent life just to see Jack Nicholson do a commercial?

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад +7

      We get it, asshole.

    • @nathaniliescu4597
      @nathaniliescu4597 4 года назад +5

      He shouldn't have blown all his money then should he, it was his choice to work with mere mortals and do this.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 3 года назад

      The dir should have acted it out for Orson in Orson's voice.