orson welles commercial compilation

[@seinfan9]

A rich full-bodied wine reasonably priced at a dollar a jug... And now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear.

[@carriehallahan5568]

Yes... OH YES! They're even better when you're dead!

[@jend8759]

Oh what luck! There’s a French fry stuck in my beard!

[@tamelo]

​@@jend8759ahhh the French...

[@user-ys9fg4ol9s]

Muuuuahhhha!

[@FLAGSHIP-j3t]

THE CRITIC

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

I'd love to see Orson Welles playing Dark Tower in a basement with a group of 13-year-old nerds.

[@lazyrmc]

He'd probably be a great DM

[@eschiedler]

He'd be victorious!

[@fishtolizard3930]

In his company, they wouldn’t be nerds anymore;; they’d be the coolest kids ever.

[@jukeboxfandango]

Imagine that man as a dungeon master

[@emmarose4234]

I bet he could beat Chuck Norris at it.

[@ferociousgumby]

"Took Beethoven nine years to write that symphony. Took me four seconds to drain this bottle."

[@LoganSewell83]

He looked embarassed to be doing the camera commercial, but he appeared to have loved that board game.

[@doct0rnic]

Obviously the board game was not a hit

[@penelopegreene]

One day, :Orson Welles' Dark Tower will be taught as a masterpiece, alongside The Magnificent Amber Ales, and Citizen Pea.

[@avabethmcghee3048]

Well, duh... It's Dark flipping Tower.

[@Billkwando]

@@doct0rnic Stephen King probably sued them. ;) That did look like one fancy board game though! Looks like it goes for a couple hundred bucks on ebay.

[@Tmanaz480]

No--he wasn't embarrassed with the Vivitar camera ad, he was being light and non-dramatic. Very fitting for a casual snapshot camera. A subtlety that shows he was adjusting his reading to the product. Contrast that with the more rich and weighty deluvery of the burgundy copy. The white wine readings were somewhere in between.

[@filipinowhiteboy]

"Rosebud....YES! Rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green pea-ness"

[@reoire843]

Wait, that's terrible! I quit. Just a handful for the road...

[@andrewmills4451]

​@@reoire843oh what luck there is a French fry stuck in my beard

[@user-eu8gq5wy4y]

The fish sticks are better when they’re raw

[@MadMalManny]

What follows is a terrifying tale into a world of probates, beneficiaries, and Goblins

[@RFC3514]

PSA: if you have a green pea-ness, see a urologist _immediately._

[@jreese2474]

People will comment how sad this is, but this is how he funded many of his plays and movies. He didn't some producer stopping by and telling him how to shoot a scene or who to cast. Guy was crowd funding before it existed.

[@Grachtnakk]

You think he would be sponsored by Raid : Shadow Legends today?

[@CabronazoMotivado]

@@Grachtnakk you just made my fucking day

[@TheAlps36]

Guess it's better than appearing in B-grade dreck

[@spencechan]

"Maahh-haaah, the Raid has always been celebrated for its Shadow Legend"

[@jankcity6081]

it’s sad *because* that’s what he had to do

[@edwardmulholland7912]

He didn’t sell out - Orson did this shit to survive and to finance his own projects.
He was an incredible talent who was treated badly because he mocked those in power.
The people in power have no sense of humor and can’t stand to be mocked because of the size of their egos and their inflated sense of their self importance.
Orson kept on going, paying the price for daring to call out people in power for their contempt.
This man is legendary.

[@mr.brenman2132]

The concept of selling out is cringe hipster commie crap which Orson Welles certainly was not.

[@falconeshield]

Yes he did lol can't deny it

[@SyndicateOperative]

He didn't sell out, he just sold out.
Wait, what?

[@Johnconno]

You believe that story? Fredo?

[@melvert33]

"He didn't sell out" I read this as he was shilling the amazing Dark Tower game and just had a great laugh, thanks!

[@dameonfrost]

All I want now is a vivitar camera , a dark tower game and a truck load of of Paul mason french wine muuuaaaahhahaaaaaaaa

[@cheasepriest]

The wine isnt from france, but the man that made it is. Paul masson will never sell a wine before its time.

[@MCDreng]

​@@cheasepriestmaaaaaaaaaugh, thffffrenshhhhhhh- champagne

[@jnnx]

eBay is your friiiiiiiiiien. . .

[@Promance2300]

Dark Tower game looks legit

[@Billkwando]

I know, right!?

[@pikasnipe1]

I forgot about that game, it was actually pretty fun from what I remember.

[@Wolfbane8]

A sequel to that game has a Kickstarter

[@djiqs]

It was I had it and loved it. Came out when I was 10.

[@haydenysidro9388]

Sad thing is that game is probably more successful than the movie

[@p47thunderbolt68]

Mel Brooks paid him $25,000 for five days work to do a voice over for the movie History of the World, Part One .
Brooks said they started about 9am on a Monday and by 11am Mr. Wells had finished the narration and it was spot on perfect . What was supposed to of taken 5 days was done in 2 hours .

[@commanderkeen3787]

That's because most actors are spoiled prima donnas who intentionally take 5 days to do a 2 hour job, so producers set aside 5 days in the schedule. Welles wanted his money and fast, so he got it done right the first time

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

He also did a cold read of every part of his "war of the worlds" radio special. Basically perfect performance every time. Dude was nuts

[@isaacberger6721]

To have, not "to of"

[@ForceMaximus84]

I frankly don’t understand why it would take more than a day to record the narration. It’s not like it took up the whole movie.

[@kensuke0]

@@commanderkeen3787Pretty simplistic and pessimistic take.
Sometimes the director wants many different interpretations that could stretch out several days too. Brooks happened to think everything Wells did in two hours was perfect.

[@gatfatf]

Cocktail idea: the Citizen Kane. Perrier mixed with a hefty dose of Paul Masson, with a fucking ink cartridge dunked in the middle of it all. *Perfection*

[@athecheat]

Don’t forget Buckley’s frozen peas

[@RetroVzqz9313]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LivingBreathing]

You mean an entire bottle of whiskey followed by your firing

[@MagnusSkiptonLLC]

Served in a trophy cup that reads "Welcome Home Mr. Kane from 467 employees of the New York Enquirer."

[@Vovanov18]

"Yes, Always"

[@matthintz9468]

I love his Paul Masson ads, and he shows such casual, naturalness in them, but when you watch them back-to-back-to-back they'are hilariously stilted.

[@audiophile6475]

Mwahhhhhhh the french champagne....

[@billieshoemate4392]

Bwaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Thefreeeennnchchampwgne....

[@JohnColtrane2000]

yes, you lose A LOT in the final dub ;)

[@HunterShows]

Bwaaaaahhhhh? That boy ain't right.

[@bhusar1]

He did what he had to to finance his projects and keep his independence.

[@CLASSICALFAN100]

Just like William Shatner...lol

[@willg4802]

What projects was he pursuing at this time of his life?

[@jhubeJELLO]

@@willg4802 Paul Masson

[@zodammit]

@@willg4802booze

[@M1tjakaramazov]

Your conceptual and historical understanding is abysmal...

[@Mr12Relic]

"Almost every night here, there's a wine tasting party"
Some say he still attends.

[@kai326]

He does, I've seen him!

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Even in death, bless him, he believes in the product.

[@christopheranzovinio5893]

Needed a laugh all day. This comment helped. Bwahhhaa the French! Cheers!

[@PIXPromosMore]

Especially if it's French champagne (Mwaaahhhhhhh the French...)

[@trikstari7687]

Yes, YES,
IT'S EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

[@Iloveflowers2024]

That voice. Just wonderful to listen to. He could have read the telephone book and make it sound like Shakespeare.

[@deusexmaximum8930]

What's a telephone book?

[@TheTrainFan9]

@@deusexmaximum8930 Well it's a big book with phone numbers in it. But that's not important right now.

[@dalethelander3781]

@@TheTrainFan9 I see what you did there.

[@DTJBsd]

Now for a little magic trick, I'll make this bottle disappear.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Blotto Brothers!

[@TheJoeshExperience]

A rich, full bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug.

[@professorpenne9962]

oh what luck, theres a french fry suck in my beard!

[@auvelier]

“Oh, what the hell, I need the money”

[@Badvibesdude]

Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

[@michaeldunahee4537]

He did radio commercials in the 80s for a restaurant chain called Reuben's. The entire commercial was him just reading items from their menu ("Readings from the Reuben's menu, by Mr. Orson Welles". It was fantastic. NOTE: They also did similar commercials with Vincent Price and James Earl Jones.

[@gabel13]

did my mans house just have tons of bottles of paul masson and printers and cameras

[@JBSauce]

Don't forget the G&G while he watches Preview

[@athecheat]

And frozen peas

[@alphaotakux]

Honestly? Probably.

[@Badvibesdude]

Empty bottles.

[@LivingBreathing]

And a lot of marble statues and trash.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Morgan Freeman: I have the greatest voice ever.
Orson Welles: Hold my wine and cigars

[@kasrakhatir]

And French champagne

[@fanofgenericwtlalt]

And Mrs Pell's fish sticks

[@Birdhouseart]

@@fanofgenericwtlalt Yes, they're even better RAW!

[@GreatWightSpark]

Sir Christopher Lee: As if you'd let them go.

[@Brytons_Thoughts]

nice to see you here!

[@VoshMusic]

He says the Paul Masson slogan in a sexier voice each time

[@joshh4838]

Orson was doing commercials as early as 1938. Would be cool if someone compiled and posted his work as The Shadow, helping sell tires - in character.

[@macklee6837]

"I'm here at Paul Masson's chateau in California, almost every night."

[@hudsony777]

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

[@HunterShows]

"I get free wine when I go to Paul Masson's chateau. I prefer it to film making."

[@IYamJayJay]

These make me respect orson even more. If i were the greatest artist of all time i would use my name to sell fishsticks and no one could tell me anything

[@dalethelander3781]

With a crumb-crisp coating.

[@KangarooMonkey]

So you’d milk every penny you could from your fame and throw away all your integrity? Honestly I’d do the same.

[@IYamJayJay]

@@KangarooMonkey you say it loses integrity, i say it takes passion. Being willing to look silly so that he has the funds to do what he loves, creating stories, theres nothing more intelligent than that i think.

[@Jake-we9vd]

@@KangarooMonkey if you do it willingly, you will never lose integrity

[@ssp9181]

"They're even better RAW"

[@katw.6519]

Fun Fact : Paul Masson ultimately paid Orson Welles a 36% stake of shares in the Company for Welles' work in these *pivotal* set of commercials.

[@Diego-zz1df]

Even funnier fact: The company fired Orson Welles when he said he was going on a diet.

[@uelssom]

Id like to think this is all canon in the Orson Welles Commercial Cinematic Universe

[@boredcrab2]

The OCU > the MCU

[@GarrettWatts]

3:28 is what you’re looking for.

[@carlireland5049]

“MUAAAAAAAAAAHHHH the French… champagneeeeeeeeee????”

[@falconeshield]

What luck!

[@carriehallahan5568]

You. You understand me. Thank you.

[@TikiRoly]

Fine, no goblins 😠

[@SteveSmith-rt7wx]

@@carlireland5049”iss well known, foritz sexellece”

[@lillith3159]

It seems like this paul masson had orson locked in his basement and forced him to make commercials

[@juanpablog527]

We need a criterion collection release of all of Welles commercials

[@TheTrainFan9]

I'd love to have heard what Rita Hayworth thought of these ads.

[@aresef]

Of these, the only products I'm absolutely convinced he used were the drinks.

[@CarbyGuuGuu]

“For my magic trick, I will make this jug disappear.”

[@dalethelander3781]

aaaa-AAAAAAH, the-uh-uh Freshhh Shampane. Alwaysssh been shelebrated for it'sh exshellensh.

[@audiophile6475]

I mean he had to serve something while paying Dark Tower.

[@BadlandsVideos]

"hello I'm Orson Welles. I direct films and act in them......now I'm doing this shit......"

[@MiniatureMasterClass]

Orson Welles flogging a photocopier. Now I've seen everything.

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

Scripts got a lotta pages.

[@mwilliamshs]

Flogging means hitting a horse so it'll run faster.

[@Clay3613]

Disappointed, I didn't see no whip action!

[@lukerinderknecht2982]

@@mwilliamshs it also means "aggressive promotion or advertising"

[@lippalassi]

MAHAAA the french sexlennce

[@Karemaker]

Tharizzuhcalifornyah...

[@joshh4838]

His eyebrow game is on point

[@Craighetfield2024]

I just love his voice in these commercials.... brings back memories of my childhood

[@TheStewieOne]

You can tell that he's drunk in the commercials.

[@windowsxseven]

gotta show the product's good stuff right

[@CarbyGuuGuu]

“Oh, what the hell. I need the money.”

[@SamDestroyer29]

He surely liked Paul Masson.
Aaaah the frencccchhhampaign

[@hudsony777]

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

[@duanemadeit9460]

*MaaahahaAaaAAaaAaagh the Ffrenchhh Shampaiiinnnnee*

[@Karemaker]

4:30 It looks like Preview is comprised of 75% pornography and Star Trek

[@uter]

Sit back and enjoy.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Sign me up!

[@7ylerD]

For truly distinguished individuals.

[@NobodyCaresALot]

I fuckin hope so!

[@Malcolmovic]

XD

[@seeokay..]

I like that he has a a sort of mini flashback every time he delivers his lines that what Paul Masson said a century ago is still true now. I wonder if they directed him to look bewildered or look around and act like you are remembering something profound. He makes it seem like he was there when Paul Masson said that infamous slogan

[@athecheat]

Watch his frozen peas recording. Nobody directs Orson

[@seeokay..]

athecheat how right you are. Orson was a real professional’s professional

[@fishtolizard3930]

...maybe he was?
Welles Is Foreverywhere.

[@QuadMochaMatti]

Orson was of his time, ahead of his time, behind his time, of no time, and yet of all time.

[@kiwitrainguy]

That slogan was probably dreamed up by an advertising agency.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

This poor master was so maligned for just trying to make a living. He was a charming bastard.

[@seinfan9]

Well, he was an alcoholic.

[@jackanghoff8320]

@@seinfan9 how is the comment relevant? Might as well say, “well he was a fat fuck”.

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

@@seinfan9sadly.

[@Giggiyygoo]

That japanese whiskey commercial was brutal.

[@lykosnet]

The backing track was a piano rendition of the theme from The Third Man, which starred Welles in 1949

[@MrMjolnir69]

Think it was a 'tribute" copy of.

[@kiwitrainguy]

The audio and picture were not in sync.

[@rachelm.a.4224]

The laboured breathing is what does it for me

[@reoire843]

That must have been where they got the idea for the whisky commercial in Lost in Translation.

[@b.deville3236]

Just the commercials that Orson Welles was featured in are better than most of the current mainstream Hollywood movie garbage.

[@QuadMochaMatti]

I'll take questionably intoxicated Orson Welles shilling for Paul Masson any day, over that obnoxious, emotionally unstable TextNow guy yelling about "side hustles" and all of that, who happens to incessantly appear before practically every video I want to watch on RUclips - along with the twats pushing scammy solar panels, that irritating "4Patriots" survivalist guy... And all the AI British-sounding robovoiced scam ads for drones, monoculars, air coolers, phone chargers, ear flossers, etc.

[@Bawgle]

Welles just made me want a vivitar

[@7ylerD]

I mean, the flash is built-in!!

[@eschiedler]

The greatest board game commercial of all-time is Dark Tower featuring Orson Welles. Good find - it seems to be available elsewhere with sound. It will never be surpassed.

[@mrniceshoes2118]

Oh snap the 110 camera !! Lol I miss the 70s - 80s just as much as you

[@spockboy]

Thanks for putting this together. (1:59 that's the theme from The Third Man (interestingly, The Beatles also played it at one point on the new Get Back documentary)

[@markcarr5142]

Ahhhhhh.... The Vivitar from Lincolnshire where the peas grow in July and are picked by Paul Masson where he lives in a Dark Tower. He quiches his thirst with Perrier.

[@ThomasTVP]

Welles was SOOOOO drunk during the original taping for Paul Mason champagne (the takes are available on YT), they had to DUB the whole thing.

[@ZyxthePest]

He wasn't drunk, his assistant director THOUGHT he was though. He had a late shoot the night before and ended up taking a sleeping pill that kicked in as soon as the commercial shoot started. Once it wore off, they did the commercial just fine.

[@treestuffer]

@@ZyxthePest he also had a heart attack the next day, and anyone who has had a family member suffer that sort of event knows that people with cardiovascular blockages usually are 'off' in ways that are noticeable in hindsight, for a day or two before the event.

[@vulteiuscatellus4105]

⁠@@treestuffer The assistant director literally confirmed what Zyx wrote unlike the crap you made up, you POS.

[@vulteiuscatellus4105]

@@treestuffer No he didn’t. Zyx is repeating what the commercial’s director Peter Shillingford said a few years ago. Stop making stuff up.

[@treestuffer]

@@vulteiuscatellus4105 ....the heart attack information is part of his biography you fucking idiot

[@whyshold-i7984]

This would be the best commercial break ever..

[@JallenMeodia]

You can barely tell he's drunk. Truly a great actor, or a fantastic editor.

[@ferociousgumby]

Oh, but that whiskey commercial - I realize it was Japanese and not synced, but still.

[@genlob]

What a voice. I love Orson, guerrilla film making at its finest. The only ads I remember were the ones for Sandeman Sherry/Port, with his cloak and Fedora.
Y'now, I really fancy some Paul Masson right about now.

[@masterklaw4527]

To think he voiced a robot who eats planets.

[@jnnx]

To think Hasbro/Marvel ripped off their own creation (Galactus)

[@TheComfyGeek]

I just looked this up. The voice actor for Brain, (from the show, Pinky and the Brain) was influenced by Orsen Welles. They even made a joke about it when Pinky met Welles in a restaurant. They both shout "Things will be different when I take over the world!"

[@athecheat]

I hear Orson’s voice when I’m creating certain ideas

[@Malcolmovic]

Thank you for that fact! It all makes sense! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@taylorwest6986]

And there's an episode that parodies the making of one of these commercials.

[@anthonyfrew1571]

even when hosting an advert - remains a great storyteller

[@Magnus_Caramelo_55]

I can’t unsee Unicron doing all of these

[@r.jclark4641]

This man was a national treasure.

[@octoboi9842]

*MUUHUUUUHHH* the French

[@infantrycaptain9224]

A legend.What a distinctive voice.

[@esmeephillips5888]

Welles complained to the Paul Masson people about over-the-top copy, talking up California ordìnaire as if it was a European vintage. They showed him more money and his objections ceased.
He made large sums from ads: enough to sustain a very pleasant lifestyle, but not enough to get his films finished. For that he relied on dubious deals with shady characters, and so few did get finished.

[@foxhound1135]

Oh shit he finally got that good take for the champagne commercial

[@BBQFanNo1]

Orson Welles was the coolest. RIP.

[@AuburnOwnsU]

I could be on my death bed, and this vid at .5 speed would have me wheeze laughing. Never gets old. Vivitarrrr.

[@trashyraccoon2615]

Wow I agree

[@gennacyde1424]

Orson Welles made me wanna run out and buy the 'Dark Tower' game...I still have it.

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

Augh, the French...

[@ryanellis4474]

Orson left us BEFORE HIS TIME

[@Tadicuslegion78]

And remember there is no fish stick like Mrs. Pell’s

[@boredcrab2]

filled with delicious goodness and green pea-ness!

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Wait that’s terrible I quit. Just a handful for the road

[@rescot00]

They're even better raw!

[@JohnColtrane2000]

we know a fjord in norway where the cod gather...

[@professorpenne9962]

aaaah yes, they're even better when you're dead!

[@Damian_1989]

That Dark Tower game looks fuckin' awesome, though!

[@lionocyborg6030]

What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and GOBLINS! …Fine, fine, no goblins. I give you... THE LIVING WILL! *evil laugh*

[@NancyDrewe]

Emerald Dry really sounds like a fine wine! Lol Orson would appreciate us watching these now. The Korean one is dubbed horribly, though. Thanks for these. :)

[@hudsony777]

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

[@portugal5698]

And he made good money and had a great time doing every last one of these commercials!! End of discussion.

[@BruselskySluzebnik]

He was old fat pervert

[@M.H.I.A.F.T.]

@@BruselskySluzebnik How was he a pervert!?

[@GMOTP5738]

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the french....

[@benderbendingrofriguez3300]

If i had that Baritone voice I would swear every damn day.

[@TitusWasBorn]

That Vivitar camera actually looks pretty nice

[@musickrocks]

it like visiting your Grandpa with a nice voice

[@torreador1972]

You may mock but nobody could pull of commercials the way he did. We don't have stars with the charisma of people like Welles, or Vincent Price

[@thesean68]

Awesome Wells as I call him. The last of the true characters.

[@danjalwaziri1657]

Orson Welles makes everything watchable.

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

I’m noticing a theme with these.

[@JosephCymrank]

A great iconic voice and actor. He was wanted and hired as a narrator/actor and talk show guest and people offered him jobs he found so easy and they paid him plenty. Everyone needs money. He found it difficult to get funding for his own movie and theatrical projects but was greatly wanted in other ways.
E. G. Mel Brooks hired him to narrate his movie 'history of the world' and Mel booked the audio recording studio for a week to hopefully get most of the narration recorded in time with the shot scenes and agreed a price of 50,000 dollars to complete it as Mel guessed it would take at least a week. Orson did it to perfection exactly timed with every scene of the movie, it took him 2 hours on the first morning. He took his 50,000 dollars and Mel said 'I guess you'll be spending this all on champagne and beluga caviar?' and Orson replied 'No no not at all, I can get astaria caviar, it's half the price and. Every bit as good!'.

[@christopherbrownmaaga4668]

I like Orson Welles's deep voice

[@pandaeyes42]

I SHALL DRINK NO WINE BEFORE ITS TIME!!!

[@maxwelsh6121]

"The Vivitaaugh"

[@ThirteenthOfFour]

Remember smoking in adverts...? Well, we ain't got no more Orson Welles

[@namesarehardlol]

@0:50 honestly goosebumps he delivered that tag line so well

[@EvetheFurry]

“Yes, rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green peaness… wait that’s terrible, I quit!”

[@bullock4211]

The eye roll at 1:05, how did that get past editing? This is why I loved Orson he was no a BS person.

[@jnnx]

What eye roll? He’s just looking down. . .

[@AslansMane88]

3:28 They TOTALLY ADR'd Orson's voice into the video. ;D

[@ps4267]

Wow I had that Dark Tower game

[@Hibernicus1968]

So did I. As a kid, I spent a lot of happy hours playing that game.

[@Billkwando]

Honestly, it looks fun!

[@samgx8584]

Everytime he made a semi decent take in the Paul Masson commercials they gave him a champagne bottle

[@miketacos9034]

He talks about Paul Masson like he was an old friend…

[@christopherhelton6999]

Sweet Jesus, I'm 41. If I live to be 90, maybe, maaaaaybe, I'll be half as cool as Orson Welles.

[@jnnx]

Not even if you live to be 180. . .SON!

[@Natedawg38]

Bloody. Legend.

[@BomChickyBowWow]

Most famous man on the planet in his day and only worth $20 million. We pay our celebrities way too much for way too little these days.

[@hudsony777]

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

[@m.castillo2757]

Ah yes, Rosebud's frozen peas...

[@CarbyGuuGuu]

“Full of country goodness and green pea-ness… Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT!”

[@dalethelander3781]

Mrs. Buckley's. She grows her peas on a farm in Lincolnshire.

[@MadMalManny]

​@@CarbyGuuGuujust a handful for the road

[@praywithpio6028]

He was the Shaquille O'Neal of his day, he would pitch anything.

[@ggff3761]

The cigar smoking one is great

[@LeesChannel]

I like that he doesn't drink a drop of that crappy wine.

[@sundog_01]

there's actually some outtakes from the champagne one he did where he's clearly blasted but continues to commit to the bit of saying "aaaaahhhhhhh, the French" before the rest of his monologue lmao

[@televiper11]

@@sundog_01 apparently he wasn’t drunk but feelings the effects of a lingering sleeping pill

[@louisbradburn265]

Imagine if Orson Welles did Cameo

[@brianm2881]

I'm starting to think he would have done Onlyfans.

[@HunterShows]

Paul Masson's this, Paul Masson's that...it's enough to make you go "muaaahaa!"