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  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby Год назад +109

    "Took Beethoven nine years to write that symphony. Took me four seconds to drain this bottle."

  • @seinfan9
    @seinfan9 2 года назад +497

    A rich full-bodied wine reasonably priced at a dollar a jug... And now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear.

    • @jend8759
      @jend8759 Год назад +39

      Oh what luck! There’s a French fry stuck in my beard!

    • @tamelo
      @tamelo Год назад +19

      ​@@jend8759ahhh the French...

    • @user-ys9fg4ol9s
      @user-ys9fg4ol9s 11 месяцев назад +7

      Muuuuahhhha!

    • @FLAGSHIP-j3t
      @FLAGSHIP-j3t 9 месяцев назад +1

      THE CRITIC

    • @MichaelTaylor-qp2xf
      @MichaelTaylor-qp2xf 8 месяцев назад +6

      Rosebud Frozen Peas, full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit!

  • @crixxxxxxxxx
    @crixxxxxxxxx 4 года назад +900

    I'd love to see Orson Welles playing Dark Tower in a basement with a group of 13-year-old nerds.

    • @lazyrmc
      @lazyrmc 4 года назад +95

      He'd probably be a great DM

    • @eschiedler
      @eschiedler 3 года назад +37

      He'd be victorious!

    • @fishtolizard3930
      @fishtolizard3930 3 года назад +53

      In his company, they wouldn’t be nerds anymore;; they’d be the coolest kids ever.

    • @jukeboxfandango
      @jukeboxfandango 2 года назад +30

      Imagine that man as a dungeon master

    • @emmarose4234
      @emmarose4234 2 года назад +3

      I bet he could beat Chuck Norris at it.

  • @edwardmulholland7912
    @edwardmulholland7912 2 года назад +436

    He didn’t sell out - Orson did this shit to survive and to finance his own projects.
    He was an incredible talent who was treated badly because he mocked those in power.
    The people in power have no sense of humor and can’t stand to be mocked because of the size of their egos and their inflated sense of their self importance.
    Orson kept on going, paying the price for daring to call out people in power for their contempt.
    This man is legendary.

    • @mr.brenman2132
      @mr.brenman2132 Год назад +1

      The concept of selling out is cringe hipster commie crap which Orson Welles certainly was not.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Год назад +7

      Yes he did lol can't deny it

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative Год назад +10

      He didn't sell out, he just sold out.
      Wait, what?

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno Год назад

      You believe that story? Fredo?

    • @melvert33
      @melvert33 Год назад +10

      "He didn't sell out" I read this as he was shilling the amazing Dark Tower game and just had a great laugh, thanks!

  • @jreese2474
    @jreese2474 5 лет назад +746

    People will comment how sad this is, but this is how he funded many of his plays and movies. He didn't some producer stopping by and telling him how to shoot a scene or who to cast. Guy was crowd funding before it existed.

    • @Grachtnakk
      @Grachtnakk 4 года назад +157

      You think he would be sponsored by Raid : Shadow Legends today?

    • @CabronazoMotivado
      @CabronazoMotivado 4 года назад +38

      @@Grachtnakk you just made my fucking day

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 4 года назад +1

      Guess it's better than appearing in B-grade dreck

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 3 года назад +100

      "Maahh-haaah, the Raid has always been celebrated for its Shadow Legend"

    • @jankcity6081
      @jankcity6081 3 года назад +17

      it’s sad *because* that’s what he had to do

  • @LoganSewell83
    @LoganSewell83 6 лет назад +1005

    He looked embarassed to be doing the camera commercial, but he appeared to have loved that board game.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 5 лет назад +51

      Obviously the board game was not a hit

    • @penelopegreene
      @penelopegreene 5 лет назад +126

      One day, :Orson Welles' Dark Tower will be taught as a masterpiece, alongside The Magnificent Amber Ales, and Citizen Pea.

    • @avabethmcghee3048
      @avabethmcghee3048 5 лет назад +30

      Well, duh... It's Dark flipping Tower.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 5 лет назад +16

      @@doct0rnic Stephen King probably sued them. ;) That did look like one fancy board game though! Looks like it goes for a couple hundred bucks on ebay.

    • @Tmanaz480
      @Tmanaz480 5 лет назад +57

      No--he wasn't embarrassed with the Vivitar camera ad, he was being light and non-dramatic. Very fitting for a casual snapshot camera. A subtlety that shows he was adjusting his reading to the product. Contrast that with the more rich and weighty deluvery of the burgundy copy. The white wine readings were somewhere in between.

  • @dameonfrost
    @dameonfrost 4 года назад +123

    All I want now is a vivitar camera , a dark tower game and a truck load of of Paul mason french wine muuuaaaahhahaaaaaaaa

    • @cheasepriest
      @cheasepriest 2 года назад +15

      The wine isnt from france, but the man that made it is. Paul masson will never sell a wine before its time.

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@cheasepriestmaaaaaaaaaugh, thffffrenshhhhhhh- champagne

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 8 месяцев назад +1

      eBay is your friiiiiiiiiien. . .

  • @matthintz9468
    @matthintz9468 4 года назад +261

    I love his Paul Masson ads, and he shows such casual, naturalness in them, but when you watch them back-to-back-to-back they'are hilariously stilted.

    • @audiophile6475
      @audiophile6475 2 года назад +21

      Mwahhhhhhh the french champagne....

  • @p47thunderbolt68
    @p47thunderbolt68 3 года назад +418

    Mel Brooks paid him $25,000 for five days work to do a voice over for the movie History of the World, Part One .
    Brooks said they started about 9am on a Monday and by 11am Mr. Wells had finished the narration and it was spot on perfect . What was supposed to of taken 5 days was done in 2 hours .

    • @commanderkeen3787
      @commanderkeen3787 2 года назад +73

      That's because most actors are spoiled prima donnas who intentionally take 5 days to do a 2 hour job, so producers set aside 5 days in the schedule. Welles wanted his money and fast, so he got it done right the first time

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 2 года назад +45

      He also did a cold read of every part of his "war of the worlds" radio special. Basically perfect performance every time. Dude was nuts

    • @isaacberger6721
      @isaacberger6721 2 года назад +17

      To have, not "to of"

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 2 года назад +9

      I frankly don’t understand why it would take more than a day to record the narration. It’s not like it took up the whole movie.

    • @kensuke0
      @kensuke0 Год назад +9

      @@commanderkeen3787Pretty simplistic and pessimistic take.
      Sometimes the director wants many different interpretations that could stretch out several days too. Brooks happened to think everything Wells did in two hours was perfect.

  • @Mr12Relic
    @Mr12Relic 5 лет назад +408

    "Almost every night here, there's a wine tasting party"
    Some say he still attends.

    • @kai326
      @kai326 3 года назад +6

      He does, I've seen him!

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 3 года назад +10

      Even in death, bless him, he believes in the product.

    • @christopheranzovinio5893
      @christopheranzovinio5893 3 года назад +8

      Needed a laugh all day. This comment helped. Bwahhhaa the French! Cheers!

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore 3 года назад +10

      Especially if it's French champagne (Mwaaahhhhhhh the French...)

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 2 года назад

      Yes, YES,
      IT'S EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

  • @gatfatf
    @gatfatf 5 лет назад +393

    Cocktail idea: the Citizen Kane. Perrier mixed with a hefty dose of Paul Masson, with a fucking ink cartridge dunked in the middle of it all. *Perfection*

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 4 года назад +45

      Don’t forget Buckley’s frozen peas

    • @RetroVzqz9313
      @RetroVzqz9313 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LivingBreathing
      @LivingBreathing 3 года назад +2

      You mean an entire bottle of whiskey followed by your firing

    • @MagnusSkiptonLLC
      @MagnusSkiptonLLC 3 года назад +12

      Served in a trophy cup that reads "Welcome Home Mr. Kane from 467 employees of the New York Enquirer."

    • @Vovanov18
      @Vovanov18 2 года назад +3

      "Yes, Always"

  • @DSas2300
    @DSas2300 6 лет назад +213

    Dark Tower game looks legit

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 5 лет назад +14

      I know, right!?

    • @pikasnipe1
      @pikasnipe1 3 года назад +5

      I forgot about that game, it was actually pretty fun from what I remember.

    • @Wolfbane8
      @Wolfbane8 3 года назад +6

      A sequel to that game has a Kickstarter

    • @djiqs
      @djiqs 3 года назад +4

      It was I had it and loved it. Came out when I was 10.

    • @haydenysidro9388
      @haydenysidro9388 3 года назад +4

      Sad thing is that game is probably more successful than the movie

  • @billieshoemate4392
    @billieshoemate4392 6 лет назад +220

    Bwaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Thefreeeennnchchampwgne....

    • @JohnColtrane2000
      @JohnColtrane2000 5 лет назад +8

      yes, you lose A LOT in the final dub ;)

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 4 года назад +4

      Bwaaaaahhhhh? That boy ain't right.

  • @michaeldunahee4537
    @michaeldunahee4537 2 года назад +60

    He did radio commercials in the 80s for a restaurant chain called Reuben's. The entire commercial was him just reading items from their menu ("Readings from the Reuben's menu, by Mr. Orson Welles". It was fantastic. NOTE: They also did similar commercials with Vincent Price and James Earl Jones.

  • @Iloveflowers2024
    @Iloveflowers2024 6 лет назад +184

    That voice. Just wonderful to listen to. He could have read the telephone book and make it sound like Shakespeare.

    • @deusexmaximum8930
      @deusexmaximum8930 3 года назад +4

      What's a telephone book?

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 3 года назад +15

      @@deusexmaximum8930 Well it's a big book with phone numbers in it. But that's not important right now.

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 3 года назад +4

      @@TheTrainFan9 I see what you did there.

  • @TheMrPeteChannel
    @TheMrPeteChannel 5 лет назад +315

    Morgan Freeman: I have the greatest voice ever.
    Orson Welles: Hold my wine and cigars

  • @DTJBsd
    @DTJBsd 5 лет назад +279

    Now for a little magic trick, I'll make this bottle disappear.

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 5 лет назад +8

      Blotto Brothers!

    • @TheJoeshExperience
      @TheJoeshExperience 5 лет назад +31

      A rich, full bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug.

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 4 года назад +24

      oh what luck, theres a french fry suck in my beard!

    • @auvelier
      @auvelier 4 года назад +17

      “Oh, what the hell, I need the money”

    • @Badvibesdude
      @Badvibesdude 4 года назад +14

      Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

  • @bhusar1
    @bhusar1 6 лет назад +422

    He did what he had to to finance his projects and keep his independence.

    • @CLASSICALFAN100
      @CLASSICALFAN100 4 года назад +14

      Just like William Shatner...lol

    • @willg4802
      @willg4802 4 года назад +13

      What projects was he pursuing at this time of his life?

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 4 года назад +53

      @@willg4802 Paul Masson

    • @zodammit
      @zodammit 4 года назад +24

      @@willg4802booze

    • @M1tjakaramazov
      @M1tjakaramazov 4 года назад +2

      Your conceptual and historical understanding is abysmal...

  • @nsxdarin
    @nsxdarin Месяц назад +3

    I would listen to every second of an Orson podcast

  • @gabel13
    @gabel13 6 лет назад +208

    did my mans house just have tons of bottles of paul masson and printers and cameras

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 6 лет назад +20

      Don't forget the G&G while he watches Preview

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 4 года назад +10

      And frozen peas

    • @alphaotakux
      @alphaotakux 3 года назад +1

      Honestly? Probably.

    • @Badvibesdude
      @Badvibesdude 3 года назад +2

      Empty bottles.

    • @LivingBreathing
      @LivingBreathing 3 года назад +2

      And a lot of marble statues and trash.

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts 3 года назад +187

    3:28 is what you’re looking for.

  • @Craighetfield2024
    @Craighetfield2024 Год назад +9

    I just love his voice in these commercials.... brings back memories of my childhood

  • @juanpablog527
    @juanpablog527 4 года назад +126

    We need a criterion collection release of all of Welles commercials

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 3 года назад +6

      I'd love to have heard what Rita Hayworth thought of these ads.

  • @goORIOLES236
    @goORIOLES236 26 дней назад +1

    You can tell he was a true master because he’s really pulling off “sober” in those wine commercials.

  • @IYamJayJay
    @IYamJayJay 4 года назад +187

    These make me respect orson even more. If i were the greatest artist of all time i would use my name to sell fishsticks and no one could tell me anything

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 3 года назад +14

      With a crumb-crisp coating.

    • @KangarooMonkey
      @KangarooMonkey 3 года назад +4

      So you’d milk every penny you could from your fame and throw away all your integrity? Honestly I’d do the same.

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 3 года назад +16

      @@KangarooMonkey you say it loses integrity, i say it takes passion. Being willing to look silly so that he has the funds to do what he loves, creating stories, theres nothing more intelligent than that i think.

    • @Jake-we9vd
      @Jake-we9vd 2 года назад +5

      @@KangarooMonkey if you do it willingly, you will never lose integrity

    • @ssp9181
      @ssp9181 2 года назад +7

      "They're even better RAW"

  • @lippalassi
    @lippalassi 5 лет назад +84

    MAHAAA the french sexlennce

    • @Karemaker
      @Karemaker 5 лет назад +10

      Tharizzuhcalifornyah...

  • @joshh4838
    @joshh4838 3 года назад +59

    Orson was doing commercials as early as 1938. Would be cool if someone compiled and posted his work as The Shadow, helping sell tires - in character.

  • @VoshMusic
    @VoshMusic 6 лет назад +98

    He says the Paul Masson slogan in a sexier voice each time

  • @Giggiyygoo
    @Giggiyygoo 4 года назад +78

    That japanese whiskey commercial was brutal.

    • @lykosnet
      @lykosnet 3 года назад +12

      The backing track was a piano rendition of the theme from The Third Man, which starred Welles in 1949

    • @MrMjolnir69
      @MrMjolnir69 2 года назад +3

      Think it was a 'tribute" copy of.

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy 2 года назад +2

      The audio and picture were not in sync.

    • @rachelm.a.4224
      @rachelm.a.4224 Год назад +4

      The laboured breathing is what does it for me

    • @reoire843
      @reoire843 Год назад

      That must have been where they got the idea for the whisky commercial in Lost in Translation.

  • @duanemadeit9460
    @duanemadeit9460 5 лет назад +53

    *MaaahahaAaaAAaaAaagh the Ffrenchhh Shampaiiinnnnee*

    • @grandduke1000
      @grandduke1000 19 часов назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 still the very best he ever did.

  • @esmeephillips5888
    @esmeephillips5888 Год назад +3

    Welles complained to the Paul Masson people about over-the-top copy, talking up California ordìnaire as if it was a European vintage. They showed him more money and his objections ceased.
    He made large sums from ads: enough to sustain a very pleasant lifestyle, but not enough to get his films finished. For that he relied on dubious deals with shady characters, and so few did get finished.

  • @Karemaker
    @Karemaker 5 лет назад +125

    4:30 It looks like Preview is comprised of 75% pornography and Star Trek

  • @seeokay..
    @seeokay.. 4 года назад +98

    I like that he has a a sort of mini flashback every time he delivers his lines that what Paul Masson said a century ago is still true now. I wonder if they directed him to look bewildered or look around and act like you are remembering something profound. He makes it seem like he was there when Paul Masson said that infamous slogan

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 4 года назад +15

      Watch his frozen peas recording. Nobody directs Orson

    • @seeokay..
      @seeokay.. 4 года назад +1

      athecheat how right you are. Orson was a real professional’s professional

    • @fishtolizard3930
      @fishtolizard3930 3 года назад

      ...maybe he was?
      Welles Is Foreverywhere.

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 2 года назад +2

      Orson was of his time, ahead of his time, behind his time, of no time, and yet of all time.

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy 2 года назад +3

      That slogan was probably dreamed up by an advertising agency.

  • @MiniatureMasterClass
    @MiniatureMasterClass 6 лет назад +70

    Orson Welles flogging a photocopier. Now I've seen everything.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 4 года назад +1

      Scripts got a lotta pages.

    • @mwilliamshs
      @mwilliamshs 4 года назад +1

      Flogging means hitting a horse so it'll run faster.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 4 года назад +1

      Disappointed, I didn't see no whip action!

    • @lukerinderknecht2982
      @lukerinderknecht2982 3 года назад

      @@mwilliamshs it also means "aggressive promotion or advertising"

  • @lillith3159
    @lillith3159 4 года назад +30

    It seems like this paul masson had orson locked in his basement and forced him to make commercials

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 4 года назад +94

    "I'm here at Paul Masson's chateau in California, almost every night."

    • @hudsony777
      @hudsony777 4 года назад +1

      Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 4 года назад +7

      "I get free wine when I go to Paul Masson's chateau. I prefer it to film making."

  • @uelssom
    @uelssom 3 года назад +41

    Id like to think this is all canon in the Orson Welles Commercial Cinematic Universe

  • @SamDestroyer29
    @SamDestroyer29 4 года назад +24

    He surely liked Paul Masson.
    Aaaah the frencccchhhampaign

    • @hudsony777
      @hudsony777 4 года назад

      Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

  • @joshh4838
    @joshh4838 3 года назад +28

    His eyebrow game is on point

  • @katw.6519
    @katw.6519 3 года назад +77

    Fun Fact : Paul Masson ultimately paid Orson Welles a 36% stake of shares in the Company for Welles' work in these *pivotal* set of commercials.

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df Год назад +3

      Even funnier fact: The company fired Orson Welles when he said he was going on a diet.

  • @aresef
    @aresef 3 года назад +66

    Of these, the only products I'm absolutely convinced he used were the drinks.

    • @CarbyGuuGuu
      @CarbyGuuGuu 3 года назад +8

      “For my magic trick, I will make this jug disappear.”

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 3 года назад +8

      aaaa-AAAAAAH, the-uh-uh Freshhh Shampane. Alwaysssh been shelebrated for it'sh exshellensh.

    • @audiophile6475
      @audiophile6475 2 года назад +3

      I mean he had to serve something while paying Dark Tower.

  • @markcarr5142
    @markcarr5142 2 года назад +5

    Ahhhhhh.... The Vivitar from Lincolnshire where the peas grow in July and are picked by Paul Masson where he lives in a Dark Tower. He quiches his thirst with Perrier.

  • @TheStewieOne
    @TheStewieOne 6 лет назад +77

    You can tell that he's drunk in the commercials.

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 5 лет назад +14

      gotta show the product's good stuff right

    • @CarbyGuuGuu
      @CarbyGuuGuu 3 года назад +6

      “Oh, what the hell. I need the money.”

  • @BadlandsVideos
    @BadlandsVideos 4 года назад +14

    "hello I'm Orson Welles. I direct films and act in them......now I'm doing this shit......"

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy 3 года назад +6

    Thanks for putting this together. (1:59 that's the theme from The Third Man (interestingly, The Beatles also played it at one point on the new Get Back documentary)

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 года назад +32

    This poor master was so maligned for just trying to make a living. He was a charming bastard.

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 2 года назад +1

      Well, he was an alcoholic.

    • @jackanghoff8320
      @jackanghoff8320 2 года назад

      @@seinfan9 how is the comment relevant? Might as well say, “well he was a fat fuck”.

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 Год назад

      @@seinfan9sadly.

  • @eschiedler
    @eschiedler 3 года назад +14

    The greatest board game commercial of all-time is Dark Tower featuring Orson Welles. Good find - it seems to be available elsewhere with sound. It will never be surpassed.

  • @Bawgle
    @Bawgle 5 лет назад +41

    Welles just made me want a vivitar

    • @7ylerD
      @7ylerD 5 лет назад +13

      I mean, the flash is built-in!!

  • @ianmichalski7997
    @ianmichalski7997 Месяц назад +1

    5:30 A sound comes over the stereo that is similar to the sound of a semi trucks horn and a dying air raid siren. Orson turns the stereo off and looks directly into the camera.
    Orson: It took Beethoven four years to write that symphony....

  • @TheComfyGeek
    @TheComfyGeek 5 лет назад +27

    I just looked this up. The voice actor for Brain, (from the show, Pinky and the Brain) was influenced by Orsen Welles. They even made a joke about it when Pinky met Welles in a restaurant. They both shout "Things will be different when I take over the world!"

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 4 года назад +3

      I hear Orson’s voice when I’m creating certain ideas

    • @Malcolmovic
      @Malcolmovic 3 года назад +2

      Thank you for that fact! It all makes sense! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

    • @taylorwest6986
      @taylorwest6986 3 года назад +4

      And there's an episode that parodies the making of one of these commercials.

  • @beauwalker9820
    @beauwalker9820 3 месяца назад +1

    I unironically want to play that Dark Tower board game now.

  • @ThomasTVP
    @ThomasTVP 3 года назад +38

    Welles was SOOOOO drunk during the original taping for Paul Mason champagne (the takes are available on YT), they had to DUB the whole thing.

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest 3 года назад +20

      He wasn't drunk, his assistant director THOUGHT he was though. He had a late shoot the night before and ended up taking a sleeping pill that kicked in as soon as the commercial shoot started. Once it wore off, they did the commercial just fine.

    • @treestuffer
      @treestuffer Год назад +3

      @@ZyxthePest he also had a heart attack the next day, and anyone who has had a family member suffer that sort of event knows that people with cardiovascular blockages usually are 'off' in ways that are noticeable in hindsight, for a day or two before the event.

    • @vulteiuscatellus4105
      @vulteiuscatellus4105 8 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@treestuffer The assistant director literally confirmed what Zyx wrote unlike the crap you made up, you POS.

    • @vulteiuscatellus4105
      @vulteiuscatellus4105 8 месяцев назад

      @@treestuffer No he didn’t. Zyx is repeating what the commercial’s director Peter Shillingford said a few years ago. Stop making stuff up.

    • @treestuffer
      @treestuffer 8 месяцев назад

      @@vulteiuscatellus4105 ....the heart attack information is part of his biography you fucking idiot

  • @genlob
    @genlob Год назад +5

    What a voice. I love Orson, guerrilla film making at its finest. The only ads I remember were the ones for Sandeman Sherry/Port, with his cloak and Fedora.
    Y'now, I really fancy some Paul Masson right about now.

  • @whyshold-i7984
    @whyshold-i7984 6 лет назад +29

    This would be the best commercial break ever..

  • @octoboi9842
    @octoboi9842 5 лет назад +39

    *MUUHUUUUHHH* the French

  • @mrniceshoes2118
    @mrniceshoes2118 3 года назад +4

    Oh snap the 110 camera !! Lol I miss the 70s - 80s just as much as you

  • @Guitcad1
    @Guitcad1 28 дней назад +1

    In a just world, they would have just shoved piles of money at him and said "Here! Go create great things! Whatever you want, as long as it's not commercials!"

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 Год назад +4

    That Dark Tower game looks fuckin' awesome, though!

  • @b.deville3236
    @b.deville3236 2 года назад +16

    Just the commercials that Orson Welles was featured in are better than most of the current mainstream Hollywood movie garbage.

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 2 года назад

      I'll take questionably intoxicated Orson Welles shilling for Paul Masson any day, over that obnoxious, emotionally unstable TextNow guy yelling about "side hustles" and all of that, who happens to incessantly appear before practically every video I want to watch on RUclips - along with the twats pushing scammy solar panels, that irritating "4Patriots" survivalist guy... And all the AI British-sounding robovoiced scam ads for drones, monoculars, air coolers, phone chargers, ear flossers, etc.

  • @anthonyfrew1571
    @anthonyfrew1571 2 года назад +9

    even when hosting an advert - remains a great storyteller

  • @GMOTP5738
    @GMOTP5738 5 лет назад +42

    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the french....

  • @JallenMeodia
    @JallenMeodia Год назад +5

    You can barely tell he's drunk. Truly a great actor, or a fantastic editor.

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby Год назад

      Oh, but that whiskey commercial - I realize it was Japanese and not synced, but still.

  • @giggles7179
    @giggles7179 29 дней назад

    3:28 I literally just saw some of the outtakes for this commercial. How they managed to get him to sound and look even remotely sober is extraordinary.

  • @infantrycaptain9224
    @infantrycaptain9224 3 года назад +7

    A legend.What a distinctive voice.

  • @rclark777
    @rclark777 3 года назад +20

    This man was a national treasure.

  • @pandaeyes42
    @pandaeyes42 Год назад +2

    I SHALL DRINK NO WINE BEFORE ITS TIME!!!

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw4527 2 года назад +7

    To think he voiced a robot who eats planets.

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 8 месяцев назад +2

      To think Hasbro/Marvel ripped off their own creation (Galactus)

  • @AuburnOwnsU
    @AuburnOwnsU 2 года назад +10

    I could be on my death bed, and this vid at .5 speed would have me wheeze laughing. Never gets old. Vivitarrrr.

  • @Magnus_Caramelo_55
    @Magnus_Caramelo_55 3 года назад +6

    I can’t unsee Unicron doing all of these

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 6 лет назад +33

    And remember there is no fish stick like Mrs. Pell’s

    • @boredcrab2
      @boredcrab2  6 лет назад +13

      filled with delicious goodness and green pea-ness!

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 6 лет назад +8

      Wait that’s terrible I quit. Just a handful for the road

    • @rescot00
      @rescot00 5 лет назад +4

      They're even better raw!

    • @JohnColtrane2000
      @JohnColtrane2000 5 лет назад +7

      we know a fjord in norway where the cod gather...

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 4 года назад +2

      aaaah yes, they're even better when you're dead!

  • @gennacyde1424
    @gennacyde1424 4 года назад +8

    Orson Welles made me wanna run out and buy the 'Dark Tower' game...I still have it.

  • @Pepsimaaaaaan
    @Pepsimaaaaaan 4 месяца назад +2

    He's in a better place. A place FILLED with Mrs. Pelle's fish sticks.

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 8 месяцев назад +2

    What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and GOBLINS! …Fine, fine, no goblins. I give you... THE LIVING WILL! *evil laugh*

  • @bullock4211
    @bullock4211 2 года назад +10

    The eye roll at 1:05, how did that get past editing? This is why I loved Orson he was no a BS person.

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 8 месяцев назад +1

      What eye roll? He’s just looking down. . .

  • @NancyDrewe
    @NancyDrewe 5 лет назад +8

    Emerald Dry really sounds like a fine wine! Lol Orson would appreciate us watching these now. The Korean one is dubbed horribly, though. Thanks for these. :)

    • @hudsony777
      @hudsony777 4 года назад +1

      Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: ruclips.net/video/Hex2ltykNTM/видео.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on RUclips

  • @foxhound1135
    @foxhound1135 3 года назад +4

    Oh shit he finally got that good take for the champagne commercial

  • @ps4267
    @ps4267 7 лет назад +29

    Wow I had that Dark Tower game

    • @Hibernicus1968
      @Hibernicus1968 6 лет назад +5

      So did I. As a kid, I spent a lot of happy hours playing that game.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly, it looks fun!

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Год назад +2

    He talks about Paul Masson like he was an old friend…

  • @BBQFanNo1
    @BBQFanNo1 3 года назад +8

    Orson Welles was the coolest. RIP.

  • @christopherhelton6999
    @christopherhelton6999 9 месяцев назад +2

    Sweet Jesus, I'm 41. If I live to be 90, maybe, maaaaaybe, I'll be half as cool as Orson Welles.

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 8 месяцев назад +1

      Not even if you live to be 180. . .SON!

  • @GreatWightSpark
    @GreatWightSpark 2 года назад +2

    0:30 I'm hearing and seeing Judge Philip Banks..

  • @jackmcmorrow9397
    @jackmcmorrow9397 5 лет назад +10

    I’m noticing a theme with these.

  • @danjalwaziri1657
    @danjalwaziri1657 6 лет назад +7

    Orson Welles makes everything watchable.

  • @TitusWasBorn
    @TitusWasBorn Год назад +2

    That Vivitar camera actually looks pretty nice

  • @NerevarOfficialReal
    @NerevarOfficialReal 7 лет назад +82

    Augh, the French...

  • @portugal5698
    @portugal5698 2 года назад +3

    And he made good money and had a great time doing every last one of these commercials!! End of discussion.

  • @thesean68
    @thesean68 2 года назад +3

    Awesome Wells as I call him. The last of the true characters.

  • @The_Doug124
    @The_Doug124 4 месяца назад +1

    What an absolute *badass*

  • @namesarehardlol
    @namesarehardlol Год назад +1

    @0:50 honestly goosebumps he delivered that tag line so well

  • @benderbendingrofriguez3300
    @benderbendingrofriguez3300 2 года назад +6

    If i had that Baritone voice I would swear every damn day.

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby Год назад

    I had no idea he did so many commercials for so many products. I remember the "we will sell no wine" thing, but - photocopiers? Board games? Cameras? Un-cable TV, whatever that is? Whiskey? (And how many takes did it require to do the whiskey commercial?) The only thing missing is the frozen peas.

  • @noreenanthony-tabar2148
    @noreenanthony-tabar2148 7 месяцев назад +1

    Poor Orson Wells who at that time made commericals to make money, and you know he hated doing that. Paul Masson Champagne he was drunk and they had to edited it to make him look not so drunk.

  • @ggff3761
    @ggff3761 6 лет назад +5

    The cigar smoking one is great

  • @EvetheFurry
    @EvetheFurry Год назад +1

    “Yes, rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green peaness… wait that’s terrible, I quit!”

  • @maxwelsh6121
    @maxwelsh6121 5 лет назад +8

    "The Vivitaaugh"

  • @JosephCymrank
    @JosephCymrank 6 месяцев назад

    A great iconic voice and actor. He was wanted and hired as a narrator/actor and talk show guest and people offered him jobs he found so easy and they paid him plenty. Everyone needs money. He found it difficult to get funding for his own movie and theatrical projects but was greatly wanted in other ways.
    E. G. Mel Brooks hired him to narrate his movie 'history of the world' and Mel booked the audio recording studio for a week to hopefully get most of the narration recorded in time with the shot scenes and agreed a price of 50,000 dollars to complete it as Mel guessed it would take at least a week. Orson did it to perfection exactly timed with every scene of the movie, it took him 2 hours on the first morning. He took his 50,000 dollars and Mel said 'I guess you'll be spending this all on champagne and beluga caviar?' and Orson replied 'No no not at all, I can get astaria caviar, it's half the price and. Every bit as good!'.

  • @Johnconno
    @Johnconno Год назад +1

    If you can make this horse-piss taste like wine I'll go down on you.

  • @JoanieAdamms
    @JoanieAdamms 3 года назад +1

    Remember smoking in adverts...? Well, we ain't got no more Orson Welles

  • @TheMastroAntonio
    @TheMastroAntonio 6 лет назад +29

    @2:00 Little did they know that's really not a cigar but a huge blunt.

    • @kaarpiv375
      @kaarpiv375 6 лет назад +2

      Cigars that big are for sharing, and you've more than had your turn.

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 8 месяцев назад

      How would they NOT know, marajuana has a very specific smell. . .

  • @SnowyNightFlyer
    @SnowyNightFlyer 4 года назад +4

    Dark Tower, there are two wizards, a maverick, the Arbiter(!), two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman ...