I'm not fat and make my own mayo, gotta make your own sauces if you cook your own meals. The trick to not getting fat is just not overeating massively every single day of your life and hitting the gym.
For a two minute clip it was amazing how much they managed to talk past each other and change the subject instead of answering a questions or explain what they ment even slighty.
@@billwilson9602Please, do not get bariatric surgery. That shit _does not work!_ It's insanely dangerous and studies stop documenting the weight loss journey before people regain the weight.
@@billwilson9602 I’ve been wondering the same thing for awhile now. I really think he’s afraid that people won’t think he’s funny anymore if he loses weight. And I’m afraid he may be right.
Nick is coming full circle and turning into marathon mode Forrest Gump. Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know how gay you're going to get.
as a former heroin-doer, yeah it is possible to get poked by a rig and not feel anything. also they’d have to hit a vein for you to get any effect from the heroin itself
@@minamurhaving high body fat is terrible on the liver. As a recovering fat drunk that got off the sauce and doubled down on food only to fuck up my liver worse I have medical records to prove this.
Stav is bitter because he left the show thinking he was gonna go mainstream but found out he was the fat guy to fake laugh and to be laughed at, they’ll mention him like this fondly every once in a while but in all of Stav’s podcasts (which he started after leaving cumtown because he didn’t want to podcast) he’ll never mention them, and if they’re brought up by the guests he’ll do the loud fake laugh and change the subject immediately, and why he’s also regained that 150+ pounds he lost
@@adrianacosta5189 he said he couldn’t lose weight because of podcasting and he was constantly complaining about having to continue podcasting, always implying podcasting and his father and his foot and Covid were the source of all his problems, he said he left the podcast to improve himself and focus on standup, first thing he does after releasing his crowd work special and leaving the podcast is start his own podcast and continue doing exactly as he was doing, and resenting Nick and Adam for it and for not giving him Cumtown profits in perpetuity, so he just acts like they don’t exist anymore. And to reiterate he also got super fat again right as he was just starting to look human
Hearing Nick say they should have made a different show after cumtown makes me hope he's finally realizing no one wants to hear Adam's political opinions and we just want some medium for his absurd and weird spiels about anything
Stav has to finish peaking, then trough, then somehow not die in the next 6 years for us to have our reunion... I'm rooting for Mayonaise mostly cause its the chili cheese underdog
Stavros hasn't done shit since Bert's media. He's just been floating off them 1000 Island dreams in the wake of CUMTOWN. Nick needs a time time to shine.
Stav got a blender to make mayonnaise at home.
Never forget.
Thousand island dressing
He’s got that thousand island stare
Making your own mayo is dope
@@tylerbigelow2502not when you cant exit thru the doors no more
I'm not fat and make my own mayo, gotta make your own sauces if you cook your own meals. The trick to not getting fat is just not overeating massively every single day of your life and hitting the gym.
Nick “Cocaine” Mullen and Stavros “Mayonnaise” Halkias
Thousand Island get it right
Stav eating jars of mayo like Winnie the pooh and nick is Tigger cuz he wants to be close to his favorite word
My close personal friends, Nick and Stavros
I hate to see my best friends fight
I love how not one of their fans says that about Adam.
My best friend Nick has never mentioned you before, that’s weird
@@duxnihilowho’s that
@@WaldoCarmen the bug that occasionally buzzes into the microphone
I miss Fat Stav and Sullen Mullen, top 10 legendary duos.
I miss rasputin Mullen
podcasta clásico
I'm still a stan for gay Adam/cool Adam
Don't worry stavs fatter than ever
Stavros “I‘ll turn my life around” Halkias
hey those workout videos are definitely leading to something!
Bouncing my grandchildren on my knee
He’s a varsity athlete, he’s got powerful haunches
More like I'll become round
What’s worse, overeating or cocaine use?
For a two minute clip it was amazing how much they managed to talk past each other and change the subject instead of answering a questions or explain what they ment even slighty.
The adam friedland show is fucking terrible
Jars of Mayo reminds me of the 40,000 chocolate bars bit
Good times
Stav out here giving secondhand diabetes
You know stav is lowkey watching this episode with a tub of mayonnaise and 40 jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches.
a cupcake and a candybar
fava beans?
quadruple deck fucking burgers
it's the seed oils in mayo that's inflammatory & causes heart disease not the eggs or cholesterol. Ya'll know that, right? 🤔
@@jsmith10170nooo, fuck no dude
Once Stav hits 500 pounds, he'll start dieting and going to gym for real
Dude has money, why tf not just get that surgery or whatever
@@billwilson9602Please, do not get bariatric surgery. That shit _does not work!_ It's insanely dangerous and studies stop documenting the weight loss journey before people regain the weight.
@@billwilson9602 I’ve been wondering the same thing for awhile now. I really think he’s afraid that people won’t think he’s funny anymore if he loses weight.
And I’m afraid he may be right.
Dude come on, he hurt his foot.
@@billwilson9602the surgery wouldn’t help. Especially with his addictive overeating. Wouldn’t be able to keep with the diet required for the surgery.
"I'm stress eating" "From what stress, dude"
The stress of carrying around 200lbs of fat..
My sister went to a psychiatrist once who specifically asked her if she ate mayonnaise out of the jar, and made a scooping motion with his hand lol
Well.... does she?
@@blaketurner7989 thankfully I don’t believe so
@@blaketurner7989Not mayonnaise, but that psychiatrist was very close. It's actually my cum.
This is why you need to have a masters minimum to be a practicing psychiatrist. How else could you learn this expertise?
She sound like a big gurl
Nick is coming full circle and turning into marathon mode Forrest Gump. Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know how gay you're going to get.
Lmaoo
Life is like a jar of mayonnaise
Stav is doing so whale for himself
I’m so happy for his exce-success.
He's too large to see his own Moby Dick
Put one of those Greek curses on em
Nick got that Wu Tang drip
Wu Tang Klan
Guys totally not getting the sarcasm with the anti-police joke/observation
Because 1/2 the country believes what the government/media tells them. Standing army that serves the top 10%
Nick is the king of no-selling someone's bit, if Lev were more intelligent I would think he was just returning the favor.
@@gasstationpeanuts1814the anti-Stav in that regard
Oh shit not big Grease
Love the title card at the end to remind us whose show it is.
“Why would I have a heart problem and not him?” I get it, I also recently found out skiing doesn’t count as cardio.
Do you mean the 20 thousand step bastard?
Guys he needs to catch up on his steps, thats why he went to buy those gyros
The Bastard of Steps
The Thousand Island Stare
I hope they do a reunion episode before Stav or Nick dies, which could be any day now
"I'm going to live a long and fruitful life." - Stavros "The Pig" Halkias
"With my grandkids bouncing on my knee"
"You'll be luck to even have a knee"
Why say "wink wink" when you'll just instinctively say "oink oink" instead?
Why would I the cocaine addicted alcoholic have heart problems
Especially when he has no heart
His name has been spoken. Brace yourselfs
It’s been spoken several times recently
Statute of limitations expired on their beef
@@meatwad376 the show is ending so theyre getting it all out
@@gruggsming32 how do you know?
@@meatwad376 isn't it obvious?
It's pretty wild seeing how big stav has ballooned, nibba gained like 150 pounds
He dreamed to imagine a few too many pastries…
It’s that damn thousand island stare of his.
This boy just unironically said "nibba"
Stavros "thousand island stare" Halkias
Wait what offended stav? Nick talking bad about Greece or grease?
I thought Nick said "GREASE" and thought nothing of it until I watched twice and its "Greece" but with stav it could be both.
Seeing young comedians interact with Nick is the closest we will get as a species to alien interaction with humans.
Blue Cross Blue Cheese
A podcast called cocaine vs. mayonnaise hosted by stav and nick would unironically be amazing
Nick just living in a wacky 90s comedy with the way he's clothed up.
Stav aka Big Grease
It’s gonna hurt when this clip does numbers just because you put Stav in the title
Why does Nick Mullen always look like a gta online character
At least he didn’t give you the thousand island stare
thats a bloodline technique that gives your opponents diabetes
how about instead of Big Greece, its Big Grease
how about instead of Big Grease, its Big Chris and it's a big black guy named Chris
He never said stav cursed him
I would truly like to see stav pop in and Nick and Adam to do the same on his pod I feel like it would bring us some good laughs 🥲
I still can't get over Nicky Boy being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World
the first time I heard Mullen on the Cheek Clappers podcast, I thought I had died and gone to heaven
Is Stav ever gonna come on the show?
Funny thing is Nick always brings up Stav but Stav never talks about them lol
Nick on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life
1:12 Greek VooDoo is the Worst! 😁
The idea is that they're safer because there aren't thugs harassing or robbing the junkies.
How did Nick manage to get himself on the Cheek Clappers Podcast? His agent must be really well connected
Nick on Cheek Clappers was a crossover I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE and now I'm gay
I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Nick on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time
Nickey Bear 🐻 just geta more and more hand sum . AMAZIN' 💪 he knows
Mayo is Paleo bro
Real mayo maybe.. you know Stav is gorging himself on Hellmann's seed oil derived abomination
Nick making fun of Stav for being fat is how you know they’ve reconciled, it’s a good sign
Man I miss Nick and Stav ripping on each other, but mostly them ganging up on Adam 😂.
Nick just loves testing people. It's beautiful
as a former heroin-doer, yeah it is possible to get poked by a rig and not feel anything. also they’d have to hit a vein for you to get any effect from the heroin itself
Nah bro a person with zero tolerance would definitely feel even half a dime intramuscularly or subcutaneously, don't you think?
Joe rogan had a net negative effect on comedy
CVMTOWN - I'm with ya
Hell yeah, dude.
Congrats to Nick for getting to be Dusty Slay's understudy.
Nick was talking shit on the country but Stavvy thought he was talking about grease, his favorite snack. And that’s more or less why the podcast ended
Diabetrically opposed
I think Nick would have the cutest meet cue with hinchcliffe
The only curse stav is putting is on is on his liver...
i don't think that joke works. sounds like you're calling him an alcoholic.
@@minamur being overweight can lead to non alcoholic fatty liver
Too wordy. Stave fat you gay. We get it
@@minamurhaving high body fat is terrible on the liver. As a recovering fat drunk that got off the sauce and doubled down on food only to fuck up my liver worse I have medical records to prove this.
Stavros "Im gay and fatter than ever" Halkias
Stav infected him with a real Thousand Island Stare
Will these two never be on camera together ever again? Like Stav could be a guest he doesn’t have to be apart of the show
Stav is bitter because he left the show thinking he was gonna go mainstream but found out he was the fat guy to fake laugh and to be laughed at, they’ll mention him like this fondly every once in a while but in all of Stav’s podcasts (which he started after leaving cumtown because he didn’t want to podcast) he’ll never mention them, and if they’re brought up by the guests he’ll do the loud fake laugh and change the subject immediately, and why he’s also regained that 150+ pounds he lost
@@Vrillionaire_57seems he's doing great tho
@@adrianacosta5189 he said he couldn’t lose weight because of podcasting and he was constantly complaining about having to continue podcasting, always implying podcasting and his father and his foot and Covid were the source of all his problems, he said he left the podcast to improve himself and focus on standup, first thing he does after releasing his crowd work special and leaving the podcast is start his own podcast and continue doing exactly as he was doing, and resenting Nick and Adam for it and for not giving him Cumtown profits in perpetuity, so he just acts like they don’t exist anymore. And to reiterate he also got super fat again right as he was just starting to look human
A modern remake of Thinner called Thicker
Stav watching this with a thousand island stare
Remember when Stav would talk about how good of shape he was gonna get it
Did Nick actually have a heart attack?
im calling it... the boys will reunite with stav in 2025...
1:30 No, big grease will probably shut Stavros' heart down.
If stav doesn’t go on the show I will turn straight.
Tousand Island Stare
Stavs hanging out on a farm with his wife and grandkids now.
ACAB so much for the DSA huh
And this guy’s name is Lev? Backing the blue/Jew huh
This clip will ignite the Drake/Kendrick of standup
Shoutout to Lev Fer for throwing music festivals for lesbians
Hearing Nick say they should have made a different show after cumtown makes me hope he's finally realizing no one wants to hear Adam's political opinions and we just want some medium for his absurd and weird spiels about anything
Adam is so boring
hate seeing my friends fight
Stav loves his grease
Stav’s next special ‘Flaming Cheese Stavanaki’
When even we have a Cumtown reunion is the closest I’ll will ever come to crying. 😢
I tried to curse Stav by saying “Thinner…. Thinner….” But it backfired
Stav has to finish peaking, then trough, then somehow not die in the next 6 years for us to have our reunion...
I'm rooting for Mayonaise mostly cause its the chili cheese underdog
Stav looks like the revolting blob from Billy Madison
It was just a podcast! He was supposed to pinch my leg if we were running out of bits!
@@multiplesifl 😂
Stav proving unfunny hacks can make it .
I thought Adam proved that?
@@KryMooreadam was the prototype
Lol ur just mad Cumtown ended
@@NotAfraid280 it needed to end
@@WrangleMcDangle right but let’s not sit here and pretend like the dude was never funny. Cumtown is better than tafs for a reason
Adam at the end in one of Ellen degeneres suits
Nick needs to get on Kill Tony. Stavros burnt himself out fast. Unless they both do Kill Tony together
Stavros hasn't done shit since Bert's media. He's just been floating off them 1000 Island dreams in the wake of CUMTOWN. Nick needs a time time to shine.
I don't miss Stav.
If you gonna eat mayonnaise straight use a straw. It taste better that way and no need for a bib.
Great Homeless Look Nick ')
Thousand island stare
Use me as the *Bring Stavbot / Stav Soundboard back* button
just another deluded child of divorce... fooled by non-hateful mention of their former partner into believing that the family will soon be reunited...
Listen to Nick on Cheek Clappers
It’s sad that Nick and Adam let success defeat them as hard as they have. Especially because no one followed C town until Stav was a regular.
Stav is the least funny of the 3 and he was there since the beginning
Mr Cocaine asks why he of all people would have a heart attack?