4:28 "At least a 15% tip because you know they barely make anything without those tips" I used to be a pizza delivery driver and I felt that. Tips are everything tbh.
@Dogdillon SIKE essentially, I worked under the counter so I was paid 5 an hour, though I'm now working as an essential working and I'm making about twice the amount every week, and I'm getting money on my tax returns lol.
As someone that has to work for a food delivery company to make ends meet during all of this, I really appreciate what Ian says at the end!! I make barely anything at all from the company at all. If someone doesn’t tip I don’t even make my gas money back for that delivery. So thank you SMOSH for making this video!
My family and I ordered Postmates the other day and when the guy came up to our door he started asking about my dad’s old truck in the driveway. My dad ran into the room and started fangirling over trucks they’ve had forever. I just sat there watching as my dad and a random stranger talk for 15 minutes straight.
Car people are like that. I can't concentrate on a convo I'm in if there's one going on nearby about bikes or cars :S. I've had many gas station conversations too about old vehicles... We're all just looking for each other.
Nobody: Literally nobody: Not a single, human, on the face of planet earth: Not a man with just too much girth: Or a woman who, just gave birth: Not a man with a plan: Not a man named Dan: Not a dream Stan: Not Shadman: Not the postal dude: Not a man who's drawings are all crude: Not a stray cat people all find cute: Not the papers please inspector: Not a man named Hector: Not a man who replied "yes I let her": Not a man who idolizes darth vader: Not a man. stuck. in an elevator: Nor a man currently being eaten by a 'gator: Not a wojak: Not the wabbajak: Not the dragonborn, or the enemies in gorn: Not Franklin: Not Michael: Not Trevor: Not a lever: Nor a skeever: Or a skier: Not the friends and family I hold dear: Not Obama: Not a lama: Not Osama: Not lava: Not Mario: Not Lucario: Nobody at the crime scene I went to: Not the country I fled to: Not the cops tryna arrest me: Not my victims, count'em, 23: Not a way to end this song: Not my atom sized dong: Not a man who happens to be colored yellow: Me: Nobody comments are lazy "comedy" that's just quoting the video.
Evelina Sturma Gus Johnson is another person who does comedy videos and he collabed with smosh to do try not to laugh number #5,#10, and #40 something I forgot
Myself and 2 buddies were hanging out having a good time but we needed a fourth for beer pong. Ordered pizza and delivery dude seemed cool so we legit invited him to come play with us. He said maybe when he was done work and HE FREAKING CAME BACK AFTER WORK TO PARTY. It's one of my most fond drinking memories
I think the best thing about these Everything Ever videos are the fact I spend at least an hour wondering what the Smosh cast's neighbors think of them now. I can only imagine was someone thought if they walked/looked outside and saw Shane in overalls, a mullet, and buck teeth. lol
I live in this country and I can't relate. I have never used postmates or an uber for that matter. I just always had my own car. So you're not alone, lol
I did Postmates delivery for 2 months. The other side of this video is someone too lazy to leave their house for a $5 order of fries so they force someone else to go to the restaurant, order it, wait 15 minutes for the order during peak delivery hours, then drop it off at their house for a 50-cent tip.
I realizing but we would never known what kind of smoke 💨 she have 😆... but the fact she’s adult ,so...not our business 🤣.Thats why some of fan don’t talk about it or some of fan talk about it, we all have to do respect her & thing.
Thank you for this video. I deliver for Uber Eats and people have been very generous during the shutdown. Idk why it took a week for this to show up in my feed but I loved the video!
"Because you know they barely make anything without those tips." THANK YOU-Smosh, from a pro Courier more people don't need to know this. I don't care if you made the mistake of ordering McDonalds and paying extra for it, PAY ME!
"Did he just mistake me for a lamp post...? IS HE CALLING ME SKINNY!?"
Lmao
*for. Not as
Damien is fatter
i watched the video too
0:48
Ian is just showing off. Every Porsche Macan ever. 😂
I would so watch that.
4:28
"At least a 15% tip because you know they barely make anything without those tips"
I used to be a pizza delivery driver and I felt that. Tips are everything tbh.
@Dogdillon SIKE essentially, I worked under the counter so I was paid 5 an hour, though I'm now working as an essential working and I'm making about twice the amount every week, and I'm getting money on my tax returns lol.
@@koi2244 hey good for you
Damien's impression of Courtney did it for me. 😂
"ARE YOU CALLING ME SKINNY!?"
“Did he just mistake me for a lamppost, iS hE cAlLiNg mE sKiNnY?!” 😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Shayne topp: realizing he created a mess and has to clean it
Who’s no one and why does everyone keep quoting him
@@igp-bs4od just some random guy met him the other day on the street
@@igp-bs4od Eh, a random guy. Just walk around on the street you might meet him.
Prediction: Shayne looking like Gus Johnson is really his next attempt at getting Gus to laugh at the next TNTL
Genius
Buff Gus Johnson 😳😳
Buff Johnson
I hope so
@@abnermalcontent5372 guns johnson
No one:
Courtney: Waves at the Postmate guy from inside her house with the curtain down.
IS THAT REALLY COURTNEY?
COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER?
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I see you have attracted a 7 year old
@@pollogaming919 u wot m8
Shayne and Ian talking about Community is literally the best thing ever
I love community so much
AND A MOVIE
As someone that has to work for a food delivery company to make ends meet during all of this, I really appreciate what Ian says at the end!! I make barely anything at all from the company at all. If someone doesn’t tip I don’t even make my gas money back for that delivery. So thank you SMOSH for making this video!
Shaynes moustache makes him look like a vintage vegan
Gross
I think the word you are looking for is “hipster”.
Skillertrap101 Gaming Ah, so vintage vegan then
Is this r/rareinsults ?
ŤĪMĔ ŚŤØP nah, it’s pretty common tbh.
Shayne’s mustache makes him look like his arch nemesis
Gus Johnson
Shayne makes Gus laugh plenty of times in the most recent Uno episode on Smosh Games
mechadoggy not on TNTL
Who remembers Anthony
@@tiger3999everyone
My family and I ordered Postmates the other day and when the guy came up to our door he started asking about my dad’s old truck in the driveway. My dad ran into the room and started fangirling over trucks they’ve had forever. I just sat there watching as my dad and a random stranger talk for 15 minutes straight.
Car people are like that. I can't concentrate on a convo I'm in if there's one going on nearby about bikes or cars :S. I've had many gas station conversations too about old vehicles... We're all just looking for each other.
How old of truck?
“Shut up Dexter!”
Me who has a dog named Dexter sitting next to me: “it’s ok baby”
ToastDoezStuff LoI
My dog is named dexter to
Took me a while to figure out what this means
Dede get out of my laboratory 😠😠😠😠😠
ToastDoezStuff thats my name...
No one: Smosh: Are you calling me skEEnY???
That is funny
I’m the 3 hundredth that liked lol...👍🐸
Mhm
@@cuahutemocflores6735 im the 404 like
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single, human, on the face of planet earth:
Not a man with just too much girth:
Or a woman who, just gave birth:
Not a man with a plan:
Not a man named Dan:
Not a dream Stan:
Not Shadman:
Not the postal dude:
Not a man who's drawings are all crude:
Not a stray cat people all find cute:
Not the papers please inspector:
Not a man named Hector:
Not a man who replied "yes I let her":
Not a man who idolizes darth vader:
Not a man. stuck. in an elevator:
Nor a man currently being eaten by a 'gator:
Not a wojak:
Not the wabbajak:
Not the dragonborn, or the enemies in gorn:
Not Franklin:
Not Michael:
Not Trevor:
Not a lever:
Nor a skeever:
Or a skier:
Not the friends and family I hold dear:
Not Obama:
Not a lama:
Not Osama:
Not lava:
Not Mario:
Not Lucario:
Nobody at the crime scene I went to:
Not the country I fled to:
Not the cops tryna arrest me:
Not my victims, count'em, 23:
Not a way to end this song:
Not my atom sized dong:
Not a man who happens to be colored yellow:
Me: Nobody comments are lazy "comedy" that's just quoting the video.
Everybody gangsta until shane has no hot sauce
Lol
HE IS THE HOT SAUCE
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Lol
When I read this as he was freaking out about hot sauce
I feel like Shane isn't acting at this point. They just hid a camera in his house and used it for the video
Shayne has to do a colab with gus looking like that
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Shayne realised he couldn't beat gus, so he decided to become him.
Evelina Sturma Gus Johnson is another person who does comedy videos and he collabed with smosh to do try not to laugh number #5,#10, and #40 something I forgot
Lol
@@snoodles. so your point is...?
@@KilloWatts I'm pretty sure they were replying to someone else who maybe deleted their comment
So this is just 12 mins of shayne flexing with a green screen
Damien saying "Are you calling me skinny?" is my new notification sound.
This must be awkward recording during quarantine, just talking alone in a camera.
I know, right.
That’s what a lot of you tubers do tho
@@chubbzfordubbz5947 like greg renko and dimucc
Shayne is really starting to look like Gus Johnson
Maybe he is trying to understand Gus to make him laugh? Hmmm
To beat the Gus, ya gotta be the Gus. ... Or something.
What do you mean? That is Gus. I haven't seen Shayne in the videos for awhile.
He's preparing for the try not to laughs
Omg yea
I love how everyone in smosh is like insanely attractive and are so humble about it
They're average for la standards.. but I get u 😅
@@jayjohnson8403 I live in Alabama (🤠 yeeyee) and everyone is fat and cOuNtRy as heck
Jay Johnson in Indiana they’d all be 15/10
Honestly tho why and how are they so beautiful I’m in love with Courtney
Acid • Bvby because people only get attention on youtube when their pretty
Outakes Courtney just straight picks her nose on camera
Shayne has lost his mind to the point that he now he thinks he's Gus Johnson.
Since yesterday was Father's day I would like to just thank Ian for being there in social media form even when my father wasnt
Nobody:
Legit no one:
Damien: Are you calling me skinnIIIYYY???
The delivery guy mistaked him for a lightpost, he did something
Courtney said it too
As a Mexican, seeing Shayne tear up those tacos and throw em on the ground hurt my soul
Me too 😂
Yo get that on a personal level
They weren't the good tacos so it doesnt matter and they forgot the sauce
Entonces no eres un mexicano de verdad si te duele que destrocen esos intentos de taco
Yeah I called my grandma to go smack him with her chancla
The things Shane does for this job. Unbelievable 😂💗
Shaynes bloopers with the green screen are my last few brain cells
I love how this was filmed. It looks like they were all at each other’s houses
Don’t think the dude driving a Porsche is guna be a postmates driver...
Bought the Porsche and living in it
It's their cheapest one. 4 cylinder macan.
@@tonyhall06 yah you can get used ones of those for nothing. (That one is almost brand new tho)
Did anyone else notice that totally true documentary was on Courtney’s tv
Time?
Around 4:05 start looking at the tv
Omg i just noticed that
It was also playing if movies were real.
Yeah, I see it now. So cool!
Myself and 2 buddies were hanging out having a good time but we needed a fourth for beer pong. Ordered pizza and delivery dude seemed cool so we legit invited him to come play with us. He said maybe when he was done work and HE FREAKING CAME BACK AFTER WORK TO PARTY. It's one of my most fond drinking memories
11:49 is the most relatable part of this video for me. Lol I totally know the feeling Damien 😂
Damien calling his cat honey is so wholsome, my heart
As a delivery driver, I really appreciated the message at the end. Thanks, Ian!
Damien is ROCKING that quarantine facial hair. He looks really good with that mustache/beard combo.
Oh boy, that's what I was thinking, gettin real rugged lol
yes, he looks sooo good man, like I'm dying
God ikr
I think the best thing about these Everything Ever videos are the fact I spend at least an hour wondering what the Smosh cast's neighbors think of them now. I can only imagine was someone thought if they walked/looked outside and saw Shane in overalls, a mullet, and buck teeth. lol
I want Every “every blank ever” Ever
Plz make it happen
“is he calling me skinny?!” ICONIC
not really
ICONIC SKSKSKSKSKSKSK
0:51
I wouldn't say that
Mother: what are you doing
Me: my online classes going on
Mother: who is your teacher
Me: smosh
Azeem Bhatti your comment literally didn’t make sense
Yes
@Destiny Robot R/Boomersonyoutube?
Nice joke cool man
Shayne is trying to be Gus Johnson so he can finally make him laugh
Not original
@@rileyfittler2942 i actually said this the first vid he shaved
but he already found the perfect way to make him laugh in the uno video
Thanks so much guys! As a delivery driver this means a lot!
Shayne really took the saying “if you can’t beat them, become them” pretty seriously
i dont know who's "is he calling me skinny?!" is funnier, courtney or damien's
Both
No definitely damien’s
both weren't funny, thats one of those jokes smosh has now that make people miss old smosh
Dag_The_Pimple stuck in the past i see.
Dag_The_Pimple if you miss old Smosh so much watch Anthony’s channel and stop watching Smosh
When you don’t have postmates in your country so you can’t relate
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
GGTFO IF U CANT RELATE
GTFO HATER
idek wht postmates is
I live in this country and I can't relate. I have never used postmates or an uber for that matter. I just always had my own car. So you're not alone, lol
“Why don’t you have the hot sauce inside of you”
Best quote of 2020
Ya'll forgot the one where they just don't show up. lol
5:31 “where’s the hot sauce.” Shayne Ramsey
The people that disliked are Postmates drivers
Indeed
True indeed
Or people who don’t like the video
@@arothun7578 ok postmate driver
Sewer Dweller found the postmates driver
Me: Finishes watching Community
Smosh: Talk about Community. Let's freak her out.
Same! I was legit watching it before watching this
Same... now that was a fantastic show... still waiting on that movie!
Same I watched it before
@@theperson8539 SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!!!
ججججخهعغفثصضةكنتليش
Shayne looks like Gus Johnson because if he makes himself laugh is almost like he’s finally making Gus laugh
fish gang
*throws the food up a pole"
Random stranger: IS HE CALLING ME TALL
I did Postmates delivery for 2 months. The other side of this video is someone too lazy to leave their house for a $5 order of fries so they force someone else to go to the restaurant, order it, wait 15 minutes for the order during peak delivery hours, then drop it off at their house for a 50-cent tip.
Damien as the Joker on Courtney’s TV in the background 😂😂
Everybody gangsta till Ian gives food to the telephone pole
Shayne’s mantra : if you can’t beat the enemy, be the enemy
Why did I figure shayne was gonna mess with the background on his green screen in the end of this 🤣
I really love Ian's PSA after the bloopers. He worked at PIzza Hut, right? Nice to see he hasn't forgotten his roots.
Chuck E Cheese, but agreed
Everyone is ganna ignore THe fact that Courtney has something that makes smoke??
Aš in a vape or something
well she smokes weed sometimes, so it could have been that.
I realizing but we would never known what kind of smoke 💨 she have 😆... but the fact she’s adult ,so...not our business 🤣.Thats why some of fan don’t talk about it or some of fan talk about it, we all have to do respect her & thing.
@Carlos Quintana ur right
@@carlosquintana9646 but im bord
"but thats eggshell"
Are you sure about that.
@@rileydoane1993 The funny is non existent
Damien got that Tony Stark beard working for him.
Historians are going to look back on these pandemic videos and learn so much.
to save money shane is going to wear a mustache so he doesn't have to buy wigs anymore 😂
“I wish someone would invite me in to a party...” Me too, Shayne, me too.
Is he calling me skinny ?😂😂
Why Damien lookin like Johnny Depp in that Bluebird bit whoo dang
he gave the food to the lamppost because it's called POSTmates
Lol * Opens the door
Postmates: Target secure, package delivered, heading back to base, out.
I physically cringed when he sacrificed all those poor tacos, so much food wasted
poptartpilot that ain’t food, lmao
I know but why did those hard shell tacos look soft?
i like to assume once he turned the cameras off he just ate it anyway
I’m pretty sure that he still ate them
Paco Taco I feel ur the most offended here
Every Postmates Ever: wHeRe'S tHe hOt sAuCe
Every TacoBell Ever: Endless hot sauce
taco bell: you get a hot sauce, you get a hot sauce
EVERYONE GETS MORE HOT SAUCE
a ten years supply to be exact
**Courtney gets mistaken for a lamp post**
Also Country: SO YOU THINK IM S K I NN N N N NN N N NN N Y
Really enjoyed the "Do you play Runescape?" in the end bloopers, Runescape references and jokes always get me.
No one:
Literally no one:
Smosh : making everyone's quarantine better
No
america is literally open quarantine is over my g
Today is the back to school in france
Quarantine is literally almost over tho but yes.
@@repulcify its over absoluteley my guy
She really said “so you think I’m skinnyyyyyyy”
god damien's facial hair looks incredible! that was such a fun stream :)
"Nothing is harder than being horny" As someone that lives alone, relatable
i’m loving damien’s goatee he looks so good!
Everyone during lockdown: sleeping
Smosh: lets make every *blank* ever
Dodger Woods I'm not in lockdown
@ ok boomer
@Martin Francis ok boomer
"zelda honey" when i tell you i sobbed
- Every Theatre Kid Ever
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever
- Every Boredom Ever
Only 4 😔
@@youredoom7282 lol yeah like the other dude got a million or something
@your doom nice to see you here
@@jacobplays7447 do we know each other?
I have been saying it since the stream, but Damien's Tony Stark hourglass is amazing
Yo I'm going to every single video and going to the most recent one sent and liking it
Thank you for this video. I deliver for Uber Eats and people have been very generous during the shutdown. Idk why it took a week for this to show up in my feed but I loved the video!
"did he just mistake me for a lamp post.... does he think i'm skinnìè"
Last time I was this early, we didn’t even know corona virus was a thing.
That is a long time ago
@Jacob Murillo u on that time of month?
"Troy and Abed in the mooOoOOrning"
funniest thing ever😂
The fact that Ian was wearing a postmates outfit while delivering for saucy
Did anyone else notice that in the second scene with Courtney on the tv she was watching totally true documentary
i love that the green screen for Damien's interview was in fact a British room bc the plugs weren't American
Damien low key looking 🔥 with his new haircut tho🥰
I love you vids
High key 😂🔥
Gaming IN The Clouds Thank you!
"Because you know they barely make anything without those tips."
THANK YOU-Smosh, from a pro Courier more people don't need to know this. I don't care if you made the mistake of ordering McDonalds and paying extra for it, PAY ME!
6:57 who else wants a full song of this?
finally, someone I've searched for cant find it
it would be a hit
i bet everybody on tiktok is gonna overuse it
The way Damian said “Skinny!” Was definitely my favourite part. 😂
nieooj gotoy
Ur point? Also for me it’s the 23rd
Can we all appreciate that Ian is telling us to tip the delivery guy/woman cause of this hard time.
Shayne being James is like he's being James from the odd1sout and he's trying to get his life more interesting
Why does Shane look so much like Gus Johnson 😂 particularly when he was playing Logan
when damien got excited about the blue bird and said hi lil baby i went 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Are you calling me skinny!? That part was so hilarious
I love the fact that courtney is watching totally true documentary in the background