Every Single Person Ever
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Guess it's time for another movie night... alone. This is EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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the fact that Damien's cat knew exactly what she needed to do for that scene is still making me laugh. a legend.
Tonji no
E why not
He almost broke character over it
Lol
Time stamp?
“Every single person ever” reads like its about every person in the world, and frankly I hope it is
I honestly thought it was about every person in the world at first...
Burt Macklin FBI same tho
I'm feeling pretty dumb right now... hopefully just sleep deprivation as it's well past my bedtime lol. But I only just now, from reading your comment realized it meant single as in dating vs single... and I just finished the video and I didn't catch that.
That's what I thought it was
I thought that’s what it was too
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo”
I can’t agree more
Ja BRO8 True
True
I read that right when he said it
Yep
I don't even have a nintendo, or a pc, or any console or anything, else then a low range mobile 😥
Hopefully by next months I would get a high range mobile, and a nice pc aswell!
Bet you weren't expecting the second part!
When i'm trying to be positive and the internet throws this to my face.
just stay positive its pretty cool being positive
Dang someone liked it at 69:(
Yeah I feel personally attacked.
Very Relatable
Says, ''see the reply'', show 5 replies. How long is RUclips going to be broken, anyway?
i clicked this video thinking:
“ok so is it every person in the world?”
“or is it every person that’s single?”
Same
well we're all single at some point soo...yes
bro same it was like my brain didn't work for a second
I didn’t realize it was about single people until halfway through.. I just through it was people in general
Yea same
*Damien’s Cat is a paid actor*
We know
Paid in cat biscuits
love the hair texture, what breed is the cat?
Everyone gangsta Till Keith knows the middle name
🦧 harambe
@@kwazygamer_9640 *died*
I think everyone single besides oliva?
@@ondadeadlocs3711 no I think oliva is single as well but you see Olivia has a boyfriend
@@bunningssnag. had*
Omg, Damien's thirst trap bit was straight up fan service... and I'm here for it.😂
+
Me too mate!
Hahaaaa nohomo thou
Yes!!😂😂 We are here for it!
Yep
"Hapiness is fleeting. Only purpose of life is make child. "
-Vlad, american teen boy, 2020
g Country music Garth brooks guy
That's my name
i y
yu
Honestly that exchange "friendly flirty" between keith and kimmy was a story in itself. Enjoyed it. Thoroughly
You mean the part at 5:11onwards? Why do I have this unshakeable suspicion that such an exchange happened for real between Shayne and Courtney?
@@mechadoggy because you're a little weird?
@@removeneoWHAATT? Like 90% of fans think at the very least there’s mild chemistry between Shayne and Courtney.
I genuinely have no idea where you’re coming from with this comment, unless you took their comment extremely literally, thinking Shayne LITERALLY confessed his love to Courtney like “Keith” did here.
@@allisoncastle i took it very literally because im not good with sarcasm and stuff but also its to such an extent that Courtney posted a tiktok with the text "when he" and every. single. comment. was "when shayne does what?", "what did Shayne do now?", "how does shayne feel about this?", etc. and its making me a little uncomfy yk
its okay to think they may have chemistry or could be cute together but yeah, people are taking it way too far. it probably makes them feel really awkward when they get replies like that. i also feel like courtney gets the brunt of sexualization from the fanbase and its so messed up. and even if they did end up dating, it would totally be on the down low because of how creepy people get about them haha. @@removeneo
Damien: im going to haunt your hot mom
Shane: Ahhh dont do that man
For real though, I wish Shayne’s mom would one day appear on Smosh (in an epic crossover with Ian’s mom)
@@mechadoggy yup
I was just about to comment that. 😂 I love it when you see a funny part in a video and someone acknowledges it.
Why you don't have any videos in your channel 😡😡😡😡?????
noob
one of the best parts about Smosh is the "gay" parts naturally blend in with the other parts.... unlike other videos where they openly proclaim "WE SHOW GAY PERSON..
LIKE VIDEO! "
And they also dont mock gay relationships
As someone who's been single since they were born, I can confirm all of this is natural when you're single.
same
Ok
As a member of the single club, I can confirm this
I'm 9 or 12 years single. I can't rellte to any.
It really is xD
"Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo"
My younger self would have agreed with that statement 😂
4:58
My now self agrees with that statement 😂
@@mati5185 Why?
My 27 year old self agrees
lmao i would agree but i dont have a nintendo
@@scaryrumpus my today self thinks your 13 year old opinion is trash
When you're *SINGLE* , all you see are happy couples.
When you're *TAKEN* , all you see are happy singles.
xD
I’m literally the Keith when Damien breaks up with his girlfriend. Honestly, I related to hard.
"and im gonna drink alone"
Oh. I was not ready for this personal attack
Well at least I'm calling friends who are also drinking
Not... On zoom.
"What's my middle name" I don't even know the middle name of my best friend of 15 years
Bruh how
i know my exes middle name lol
Oh i know my best friend of 1 years haha
I don't know MY middle name >.>
I know my best friend of 4 years
This made me realize actually how many people at Smosh are single and idk how they all have great personalities and are really attractive...
Looks aren't all that matter, they are legitimately great people, but they can't find the right person (like me, I guess..........)
Ruby Harris also shayne and Courtney are apparently bad at dating
Their actors I think their supposed to look good
Smosh does hire all hot ppl specially kimmy ❤😍❤
Ruby Harris thanks for replying with that... i didn’t realize i only made the point that they are attractive. i didn’t mean it that way. i’m sorry. i fixed the comment.
You are forgetting one major group of singles, the idiots who can't recognize flirtation.
Hi, My name's Parker, it took me taking a interpersonal relationship course in college (2nd year) before I realized that my long term high school crush was flirting with me my entire senor year. You want to know the kicker, she gave me here number at graduation and said "We should hang out this summer, call me".
Edit: To all the people below suggesting I'm on the spectrum, I'm not. [Got tested in elementary school for ADHD, turns out I was just a kid who couldn't sit still. Still can't as a 23 year old.] Its just that my emotional intelligence is rather lacking. Thats a skill you develop as you grow as a human.
Yeah same
Just ask her friends friends if your unsure
Why are you telling us this?
David Alvarez I was just telling Justin he might have Aspergers, I know it when someone describes it to me because I have it myself.
Damn dude. That's rough. But at least you know the signs now!
"This pillow is down. That's a down pillow." - Gold
“I’m just single because I’m picky. And a sex offender!”
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Ummm ok
Wat
I feel like we haven't seen Keith in a while, happy he's back.
MasterInsnity I miss Noah we haven’t seen him
Moldy T.V. i miss the og smosh with just anthony and ian :/
And Noah haven't seen him
Ikr
Maybe Noah has no webcam.
Damien's thirst trap would be 100% successful.
Yes......................................................................I totally wouldn't watch it......
Hmmmm yep
I've never felt more personally attacked by Smosh before..
yeah...
Hahahahaha
*Is that a personal attack or something?*
“Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with”
“Who needs a boyfriend when you have Nintendo” -LITERALLY ME
Does a PS4 count too?
A PS4 COUNTS MORE
Ali Deborah yesss! lol
Why did you do this when shane and cortney are both single
"Every cutest person ever" and it's just Kimmy
Haha
Simp
And Damien?
@@blakejohnson133 your not being a simp if your just bring nice
@@blakejohnson133 he is not a simp
I wonder what aliens would think if we told them that humans are actually like this
😂😂😂👏 I have no idea...
True
Newby Ton I don’t think we should invade that weird planet
Hi
They would death star us
Me: ...
Smosh: every single person ever
Me: thats me! :D
Crusader ок
I don’t think you had to write Me: in front of That’s me...
Cringe
Just see the first one and I feel attacked
Same
“Every single person ever” I couldn’t feel more included
As a professional single person, I can certify that this video is 100% true...... 😅🙃😬
Leah Lil10 Guess I’m a professional then lol
Drew c u get paid to not get laid
Andrew Martinez Kinda? Idk I’m catholic so like I don’t get laid anyway but I don’t get paid lol
I'm a professional single person also but it's 50% true for me
Oh you meant single people... not every single person in the world
we’re dumb
I got that.
So sad wouldve been epic
I though the same thing
I read it as single people instead of every single person in the world
"I'm single because I'm picky, and a Sex Offender!" 😂😂😂Holy Smosh
me likes then reads then dislikes bc i tjought you were creepy, until it was in the video so now im back at your comment liking it and dont know the point of this comment but ye
@@ruby-su1zm YEE
@Mateus It was a joke by making an extreme statement at the end. Another example would be like "this tea is boiling hot and poisonous" - it takes the audience for a loop with an extreme that equals in humor.
“I’m just single because I’m picky.... and a sex offender!”
Oml I haven’t laughed at a smosh video like that in a long time
Hello Taco Bell? I’m a registered sex offender.
haven't laguhed like that after Anthony left ... T_T I wish he could come back
Me:
Smosh: Every single person ever
Me: Feeling personally attacked..
But this is gold! LMAO
"Every Single Person Ever"
Never thought I would be so important that Smosh would parody me
Okay but Damien caught me with that thirst trap😳
Amen 🙏
Same, honestly thought he was gonna unbutton his shirt or something 😳😳❤❤❤
Epitome of thirst trap...
I actually yelled “IT WORKED” and scared my cat because I threw my phone...
Damien is a spicy boi
"This is a down pillow. This pillow is _down._ "
This is why I'm so glad she's in sketches now.
I'm inlove with Kimmy. Thats it. Thats a fact.
Pretty weird
Im a girl and same
Derpy Derp she do be lookin mighty fine😍🥵
Me too
Same
"Still a hard no from me"
The normal received response on dating apps for most of us single people.
That’s the first time I ever heard someone say
“ cuz my butt is P E R F
Ian's booty is perfect
Zelda Haas in fact it is P E R F
“I’m just single because I’m picky! *and a sex offender”*
😂😂😂
“I don’t know what sex is.” True, but do know a lot about foreplay tho..
Mark Riley sex is go u mask kids
Oh no I relized they said it in the video sry lol
turn 18 and u will understand it m8
Opposite for me 😔
Who else thought it was just every single person like in the world ever
(o shiz never thought I'd get so many likes, also yus I've watched smosh for yrs just thought this was funny lol)
Me sis
Is this your first time watching smosh
Me
lol I was looking for this comment 💀
Mee
"I'm saving myself for the apocalypse."
That only implies messed up shit.
8:18 ok I know Damien wasn't trying to look hot, but he looks *HOT*
such a thirst trap 😎
Always does ;w;
I bet that was not the first time Damian said “i can smell your burning flesh”
“I haven’t done this since i was twelve”
Me: i act like i cannot see it
Suno
Thempart played when i saw this
I’m here earlier than usual, have a good quarantine
@Aidyn Ware Im early
Same
69
Damn 75 likes in 6 mins
You talking bout my wife? Bout bout my wife?
You guys should each live like your Sims for 24 hours while you’re on quarantine
Guy: uh, hey. Do you want go out?
Girl: *ok. What’s my middle name?*
I was preparing to jam out to the "Merch in the Store" song. Awwww
Ok see you all in 5 years when it's recommended again.
Damian's cats know how to take a cue. He's clearly actually training them to act like in that "Every Quarantine Ever" video. lmao
“Can i ask your sister out”
“hell no brother”
Hol up
Brother as in friends he means
@@funnt9055 r/whooooosh
Royal Gamer
R/woooosh
“ If you can’t flirt with yo friends why do you have them in the first place”
First
Shadow Master your right
Shadow Master I tried, it went miserably
I tried too then its a mess after that😅
Apparently, Ian's farts don't smell in quarantine.😂😂😂😂
After the pandemic, people will realise that this video was recorded in the coronavirus pandemic right? Lol idk
In the future it will be super obvious what RUclips videos are from 2020
I’ve been thinking the same thing
@@lh9591 yeah true
This is probably the only video Anthony shouldn’t be in.
69 likes
Zach PlayzHD 70likes
I mean, they’re just acting. Kimmy is in this video, and she’s got a boyfriend (unless something happened to her such that she’s now freely available for Damien)
2:23 I don't know why but Damian looks so natural in this scene like he really is the Big brother that's telling his siblings not to touch the stove he's just done with them it's hilarious 😂😆
3:11
"Brian may have dumped me..."
Me: Brian May? Queen? Is that you?!?!
He just said Brian. Not Brian May.
He said "Okay, so Brian may have dumped me,"
@@zidandzakaalhardhia1948 i know, i was joking 😂🙄
Smosh: Make every single person ever
Me: Something relatable I can watch.
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
YES
The most relatable every blank ever
I know, so accurate for so many of us, especially in these times.
It's never a good thing finding my self in one of these videos...
But which one are you is the question......
It's okay, I'm in this video too lul
Damien trying to get everyone to stay on the Zoom call is me begging for my friends to FaceTime me when I feel lonely
I thought this video was every single person ever, like anyone thats ever existed.
Me too
yes
I thought it was the end of every blank ever, just a collection of every single one of the every blank ever episodes put together, every single person, EVER
Same
Smosh: uploads
Also smosh: making everyone’s quarantine a billion times better
Wow such an original comment how do you do it
Chuck Greene I know
“This is the down pillow, this pillow is down!!” I love that line so much 😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Shayne's hot mom:
Everyone in this comment section: I tHouGhT iT WAs eVErY PeRSoN in THe wORLd EVer
...
I can't blame them though I thought it too
Tamara Bolz stop these annoying ass comments
Trust me you guys aren’t this stupid
🤣 Sameeee
Does anyone have a picture of Shayne’s mom though? What does she look like? (I want her to appear along with Ian’s mom for an epic crossover.)
Courtney wasn’t in the video, meaning she’s not single. Sorry people. XD
That’s not necessarily true. Kimmy isn’t single and has a boyfriend (unless something happened to her recently, which would make her available for Damien)
@@mechadoggy finally someone said it
mechadoggy yes
mechadoggy Damien looks like he loves her honestly
And so as olivia
I first read this as every single person ever. After watching 11 times, I finally understand that really it's read as every single person ever.
I feel like Ian talking about revenge bod is what he was thinking when Anthony left Smosh
What else? 😂
Lol
Wait- it took me 4 minutes to realize it’s SINGLE as in not in a relationship and I thought single as in singular😔
“Who’s needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
So correct it’s scary.
Edit: Just realized someone already commented this D:
6:01 for Kimmy saying "I'm in love with you" because I need to preserve this moment
Hmm, I normally ship Kimmy and Damien, but I’m open to shipping Kimmy and Keith too
I don’t know who else they can cover now? They’ve just topped themselves out lol
i thought this was every single person ever, like every person ever.
I couldn’t figure out if you were talking about people not in a relationship or just every person ever
1900 subs before Tomorrow shut up u have more than half the people here
Is anyone wondering where courtney is?
Wait yeah I just realized that
Yeah lol. Maybe she's not single...😍
I'm so happy that I stuck around until the very end. Ian telling me "Love you, bye!" was all I ever really needed in life it turns out.
Notifications: exist
Me: can I have them
RUclips: *n o*
Merch In The Store shall be forever remembered by those who loved it most.
"Aw dont do that man"
Shayne 2022
“I’m saving myself for the apocalypse.” Rhett if he was single 🤣
I love that part where ian says im single because im picky...and a sex offender!
he sounds so happy about it.
You missed out the most important part of being single, getting a notification and thinking it’s a girl wanting to talk to you but instead it’s just an automated message or low battery notification.
Smosh: every Singles Person ever
Me: the expert
Why did Damien say it like “wHaT aRe YoU gOiNg tO dO?
“That’s a down pillow. That pillow is down.” I died
you guys should do "every fans ever"
there's one that is really crazy
really wholesome
just normal
been there since day 1 fan
fanarts fan
That fan that always screAM
merch completed fan
shippers
that's all the idea i have for now :D
♡♡♡
this comment reads like someone who is insane
Lol, they can even categorize us Smosh fans as the Old Smosh fans, Golden Age Smosh fans, DEFY Smosh fans, post-Anthony Smosh fans, Mythical Smosh fans, etc.
Old Smosh gangggggg
Every Single Person: *wants to be in a relationship or is incapable of feeling fulfilled*
I sense... bias
These *are* young adults being portrayed here. I know of plenty who’d be happy with or without a relationship, but they usually don’t give enough of a shit to call themselves single in the first place.
1:50 Eff off, Keith, the lady has a banana already.
Shane and Damien are just the perfect duo in anything lol, I will laugh at everything they do
Did Damien plan for his cat to clean right when he said it? Because DAMN!
Damien is so cute in this omg 😱
IKR-
Nobody:
Smosh: *making everyone’s quarantine better*
im early to
311622
Lyrics they would be listening to:
“Wooh, it’s just me, myself and I
Solo ride until I die
‘Cause I got me for life
Wooh, I don’t need a hand to hold
Even when the night is cold
I got that fire in my soul”
Now listen here fellas y'all are so very fricking right.
Did this call anyone else single in so many ways?