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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @KZ-hu9uj
    @KZ-hu9uj 5 лет назад +940

    Jake: *shows machinist video of them beheading a mannequin*
    Machinist: *nervous laughter*

    • @zorro1319
      @zorro1319 5 лет назад +27

      Compliance is nonnegotiable.

    • @thesilverduke
      @thesilverduke 5 лет назад +11

      Mannequin: Sorry what?

  • @EG-xg5pt
    @EG-xg5pt 5 лет назад +4301

    This channel is really cutting edge with it's content.

  • @daniellesene7574
    @daniellesene7574 5 лет назад +1241

    As a fluent French speaker Henry really made me laugh he straight just roasted the after his blessing 😂

    • @kyousey
      @kyousey 5 лет назад +30

      I need a translation!

    • @MrPhilippecool
      @MrPhilippecool 5 лет назад +548

      ​@@kyousey ''So you can cut well,
      Amongst your people ( the French ) and theirs, ( the Americans )
      Amen''
      ''it's really stupid to have done this. I don't know why they made this. It costs money too, its expensive! Its expensive.''

    • @Dodger24
      @Dodger24 5 лет назад +140

      @@MrPhilippecool With this translation it makes it a lot funnier when Wren says "Muy bien"

    • @bossmrsgamer4675
      @bossmrsgamer4675 5 лет назад +8

      Put sub when he speaks french its incorrect and funny

    • @drgigma
      @drgigma 5 лет назад +21

      @@kyousey He said that is was stupid to build this and he doesn't understand why they did, plus it's expensive :)

  • @itzstormy9733
    @itzstormy9733 5 лет назад +465

    This is the content I come here to see. Dangerous medieval execution devices built by computer nerds. Keep up the good work!

    • @MrMmetal
      @MrMmetal 5 лет назад +1

      @The Chrome Knight Oh yeah, much more "ethical" is killing thousands and thousands for being antirevolutionary.

    • @skagerakk009
      @skagerakk009 5 лет назад +1

      @@pigeon5601 The french guy you mean was called Guillotine.....

    • @itzstormy9733
      @itzstormy9733 5 лет назад +1

      Okay apparently I'm stupid for calling it medieval. They even said in the video it was French. My bad

    • @seanyazzie8191
      @seanyazzie8191 5 лет назад +2

      @@pigeon5601 The Inventor's name was Dr. Guillotine, hence the name, it was intended to be a humane way of execution... more like nightmare fuel/horror movie contraption.

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG 5 лет назад +1

      Halifax Gibbet, Scottish Maiden and similar Irish execution device in 1307 predated the Guillotine.

  • @TheJesterWorkshop
    @TheJesterWorkshop 5 лет назад +546

    I recommend putting stoppers along the track that would save the blade from damage.

    • @LTRX_
      @LTRX_ 5 лет назад +13

      I don't think you really watched the video.

    • @cheesecrackr8715
      @cheesecrackr8715 5 лет назад +3

      Spencer VanWagnen the blade wounlnt be at max force when going through something tho

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 5 лет назад +48

      You need the stoppers after it goes through the cutting area. Once it's past that point, you don't care about needing cutting power. Even putting springs along the rail at the bottom to absorb the force would probably work.

    • @Agnes1322
      @Agnes1322 5 лет назад +12

      My thoughts exactly. Sure, he rubber works as a stopping mechanism but it will dull the blade over time (and now that would be a shame)

    • @muhammadkhadafijirofadhill762
      @muhammadkhadafijirofadhill762 5 лет назад +2

      You could stop the wood that hold the knife

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 5 лет назад +289

    3:32 "we're gonna paint the whole guillotine white. it might change later"
    Foreshadowing that it's gonna get some red coating if you know what I'm saying

    • @pearasolalipdreedips
      @pearasolalipdreedips 4 года назад +4

      Ba-dumn *tsssss*

    • @KaizDoodle
      @KaizDoodle 4 года назад +1

      How is that a pun🧐

    • @maximumgaming390
      @maximumgaming390 4 года назад +1

      That's dark man, dark

    • @unbeatablesean2462
      @unbeatablesean2462 4 года назад +2

      KaizDoodle its not supposed to be a pun

    • @mcordonhouston
      @mcordonhouston 3 дня назад

      @@unbeatablesean2462I know it’s been 4 years, but he means blood, it gets painted red when the blood gets on it, it’s a joke. 😭😭

  • @RandomCelebs
    @RandomCelebs 5 лет назад +742

    5:41 TRANSLATION:
    "It's a very DUMB idea to build something like this.
    I don't know why they did that!
    Because it cost so much.
    It's very Expensive too!"

    • @geordanlemon
      @geordanlemon 5 лет назад +45

      "It cost so much. It's very expensive too!" That's dark af yo

    • @mrsweetkandy7673
      @mrsweetkandy7673 5 лет назад +52

      To be more specific:
      "It costs money on top of that! It's expensive, it's expensive"

    • @geordanlemon
      @geordanlemon 5 лет назад +8

      @@mrsweetkandy7673 Ah, not so dark

    • @bramdehullu8591
      @bramdehullu8591 5 лет назад +1

      Where u from

    • @davideloewen
      @davideloewen 5 лет назад +3

      7:45 "I need to make this thing safe before we use it"

  • @KerWallis
    @KerWallis 5 лет назад +773

    "Dad, I need money!"
    "Why, son?"
    "To buy beer."
    "Well, son, you should build a guillotine then!"
    "What...?"

    • @yowza234
      @yowza234 5 лет назад +7

      Thanks, Brett
      *son*

  • @MsTitou11
    @MsTitou11 5 лет назад +441

    5:30 *TRANSLATION* :
    "So you can cut well,
    Amongst your people ( the French ) and theirs, ( the Americans )
    Amen"
    As for pronunciation of the word Guillotine, Nick definitely was the closest.
    Signed, une baguette de pain.

    • @luckylucascrafts1103
      @luckylucascrafts1103 5 лет назад +1

      Tristan Lefort are you actually French?

    • @MsTitou11
      @MsTitou11 5 лет назад +5

      @@luckylucascrafts1103 En chair et en os.

    • @michaeladams3762
      @michaeladams3762 5 лет назад +13

      if i'm not mistaken the last part just means "a baguette of bread" ???

    • @MsTitou11
      @MsTitou11 5 лет назад +3

      @@michaeladams3762 Yes lol.

    • @bassemb
      @bassemb 5 лет назад +4

      Et puis il a remarqué comme c'est con :D

  • @salimn.1097
    @salimn.1097 5 лет назад +381

    5:42
    "It was really, really stupid to do this, I don't know why exactly they did this. It cost money, too! Twas expensive!"

    • @LTRX_
      @LTRX_ 5 лет назад +6

      We win.

    • @MrSpannners
      @MrSpannners 5 лет назад +11

      I was really confused for a second, but thank you for the translation

    • @ItsJust_Nick
      @ItsJust_Nick 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks

    • @kaey3532
      @kaey3532 5 лет назад +1

      What was wren said

    • @Lingon_
      @Lingon_ 5 лет назад +4

      nah fam:
      "I like to know Tommy lithium allele I mean see the motorcycle officer which is about amphasize wrong position, position"
      is obviously the correct translation

  • @shiireo.o1719
    @shiireo.o1719 5 лет назад +498

    About the after-comment at 5:41 -
    "It's really really dumb, what I just did. I don't know why they built it... and it costs a lot! It's quite expensive.. it is expensive."
    ;-;

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 5 лет назад +6

      He is a non-believer

    • @WaddleQwacker
      @WaddleQwacker 5 лет назад +19

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 Hence his head shall roll on the guillotine's floor

    • @Baamthe25th
      @Baamthe25th 5 лет назад +9

      Btw, guys. The translation doesn't convey everything ?
      Like, to start, if he wanted to say "stupid", he would have said "stupide", English borrowed that word. Instead, he used the word "con" and when we use that word, it's a very familiar way of speaking. We actually "insult" each other using it pretty damn often, actually, jokingly, tho. It's really in the tone of voice and all that the meaning is transferred.

    • @gigath4nos
      @gigath4nos 4 года назад +3

      Muy bien

    • @gabrielfestini
      @gabrielfestini 4 года назад

      @@Baamthe25th He didn't say stupid at all. He said "it's really really (con) to have done that. The problem is "con" in french doesn't translate in anything accurate in english and french use it all the time haha. It could be something close to "godamn morronic" :) I hope this helps dude haha

  • @1JuneReed
    @1JuneReed 5 лет назад +129

    I'm French and I approve of this very much. Beautiful.

  • @nickgreen7929
    @nickgreen7929 5 лет назад +35

    Found this channel a couple months ago, when the video came out of Jake starting the build; and since then I have gone back into the archives and fallen in love with the corridor crew and all of y’alls content. You’re amazingly talented and entertaining creators-so thank you so much for sharing your knowledge and friendship with everyone. I came to the channel for the guillotine, but stayed for the amazing content!

  • @CarrickLightstar
    @CarrickLightstar 5 лет назад +99

    Surely you'd want to catch it on the bit that comes out a half inch just above the blade itself? I'd guess having a slot that the blade goes through, so the impact hits that portion instead of the sharp bit. Maybe use the rubber to take some of the impact out of it, and maybe have rubber on the base as a backup to stop it if it goes wrong.
    I think the biggest problem you'll have is that if it lands on its point, the blade is going to want to pivot on that point once it impacts. That will be putting a lot of force out into the sides of the guillotine (instead of all of the energy going downwards) that might damage it over time. I'm not sure how strong those carriage wheels will be under that amount of force (I suspect they'll be the point of failure eventually with that current stopping mechanism and the energy going into the sides of the guillotine).

  • @fen4ri
    @fen4ri 5 лет назад +513

    Plan:
    1. Make a RUclips Channel
    2. Build a Guillotine
    3. ????
    4. Profit
    5. Buy beer

    • @s.a.o9816
      @s.a.o9816 5 лет назад +3

      Part 3 is making videos of guillotine-ing things

    • @TheScottican
      @TheScottican 5 лет назад

      1 and 2 need to flip unless your talking about Digital and Crew channel.

    • @CraigUntlNytTym
      @CraigUntlNytTym 5 лет назад

      *cider

    • @piranha031091
      @piranha031091 5 лет назад

      "Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over."

    • @itzzaamia
      @itzzaamia 5 лет назад

      Part 3 is behead the ruling class

  • @pieflavr
    @pieflavr 5 лет назад +202

    First of all, *why?*
    Second of all, *Y E S*

    • @Jack_26
      @Jack_26 5 лет назад +2

      Science isn,t about why ? Its about why not ?

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 лет назад

      Of*

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight 5 лет назад +1

      The answer is beer.

    • @anantprakashsingh8777
      @anantprakashsingh8777 5 лет назад

      It's in the wrong order.
      First of all, hell yeah.
      Second of all, why?

    • @geordanlemon
      @geordanlemon 5 лет назад +1

      You haven't been watching very much recently, have you? They talked about this several times for quite a while.

  • @Scizson
    @Scizson 5 лет назад +15

    Every time Steve reacts to random stuff like the giant slab of rubber it gives me life. Love it

  • @AkashGulrajani
    @AkashGulrajani 5 лет назад +58

    Whenever i cut big chunks of rubber for my projects, i use a red-hot knife, 2017 RUclips style. The knife glides through it like butter.

  • @goblinounours
    @goblinounours 5 лет назад +48

    As a French, I laughed my @$$ off when Henry said in French "It's really very very dumb to have done this. I don't know why they did this. I... I... it costs money, too! It's expensive! It's expensive." And they're all like "oh, he's saying how cool this is!"
    "Muy buen!"

  • @ULTRA2201
    @ULTRA2201 5 лет назад +117

    I like how the "episode music" in the description is just [add music links here]

    • @Londrino
      @Londrino 5 лет назад +5

      really great sponsorship

    • @commandohazelnuts
      @commandohazelnuts 4 года назад +1

      @@Londrino and everyone watching old videos looking for music inspirations for the Corridor Application is pulling their hair out now LOL

  • @crmndubai
    @crmndubai 5 лет назад +254

    This came out the day after oversimplifieds French revolution video 🤔

    • @Democracy-is-non-negotiable
      @Democracy-is-non-negotiable 5 лет назад +4

      ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)right...

    • @zjapp
      @zjapp 5 лет назад +2

      Indeed

    • @camd0407
      @camd0407 5 лет назад

      Triggered.

    • @hox42
      @hox42 5 лет назад +1

      OoOoOoOOh NoOoooOoOooOOOoo

    • @surgeoflife7668
      @surgeoflife7668 5 лет назад +1

      Hox Thank You😂 the face made every time that’s said in the video kills me.

  • @holygramatha4978
    @holygramatha4978 5 лет назад +291

    7:51
    “I need to make this safe” he says...
    ABOUT A FREAKING GUILLOTINE?!?!?!

    • @carumsarene
      @carumsarene 5 лет назад +1

      "Baby proofing a guillotine? So you cut your finger off, it's part of the fun."

  • @drocktheallmightyone
    @drocktheallmightyone 3 года назад +90

    Perfect use for a stimulus check

  • @Emil_96
    @Emil_96 5 лет назад +47

    For stopping the guillotine, I think the best idea would be to use spring based dampers catching the wooden holder for the blade

  • @laster3753
    @laster3753 5 лет назад +286

    FATHER CMIKE HAS BLESSED OUR EYES YET AGAIN !
    Cool Guillotine by the by.

  • @TheZombersLMAO
    @TheZombersLMAO 4 года назад +40

    Jake: *cutting rubber*
    Also Jake: why are we still here... just to suffer

  • @Nadia72639
    @Nadia72639 5 лет назад +181

    Literally no one:
    Landlord: MOTHER HUMPER! OH MY GOD!

  • @NU11YouTube
    @NU11YouTube 5 лет назад +121

    Never clicked so fast. THE GUILLOTINE IS FINALLY HERE FOLKS. Definitely worth the wait you did amazing Jake. The effort shows! :)
    Also if you want the blade to stop just put that $50 from adsense at the bottom. Should do the trick.

  • @failedrevolutionary9497
    @failedrevolutionary9497 5 лет назад +38

    Wren is to Corridor as Gavin is to Achievement Hunter.

    • @theunholysmirk
      @theunholysmirk 5 лет назад +5

      nah. Wren is more like... no yah you're right,

  • @beautybabe09100
    @beautybabe09100 5 лет назад +893

    _“THAT IS THE FIRST TIME A GUILLOTINE HAS BEEN DROPPED IN AMERICA IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS.”_
    I don’t know if I should be amused or concerned by the excitement in that statement.

    • @legodbrez4202
      @legodbrez4202 5 лет назад +40

      Taylor Reneé well you shouldnt be concerned unless youre a class traitor

    • @dexx7967
      @dexx7967 5 лет назад +12

      i was scrolling through the comments waiting for that

    • @thomaswhite3059
      @thomaswhite3059 4 года назад +3

      EXCITED

    • @888fuxfate2
      @888fuxfate2 4 года назад +3

      FAX

    • @ARandomguy4
      @ARandomguy4 4 года назад +3

      And it's named big chungus

  • @mep-co
    @mep-co 5 лет назад +634

    You know this recording is old if they said Big Chungus and still see Carmichael

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 лет назад +259

    Nice now let's try it on peopl-
    human dolls. Nothing suspicious here.

  • @katestephaniegoles5698
    @katestephaniegoles5698 4 года назад

    This is why I love this channel, making their ideas come true. And they actually know HOW to! Just major respect to you all guys

  • @picklejho69
    @picklejho69 5 лет назад +37

    Love Jake getting nostalgic over the same table saw his Dad had. So cute

  • @xbxy8331
    @xbxy8331 5 лет назад +59

    Viewers: "what did it cost"
    Corridor guys: "50 bucks a month"

  • @nicolaswaszczinski1695
    @nicolaswaszczinski1695 5 лет назад +2

    So dam cool having a french guy over and hearing my native langage in your videos, love your videos on FX and movies making. Keep it up guys your great

  • @F1Maize
    @F1Maize 5 лет назад +76

    You know the company is legit when firms lawyer builds Guillotine!

    • @MrSpannners
      @MrSpannners 5 лет назад

      That's how I measure the success of a business

  • @robertvantine2810
    @robertvantine2810 5 лет назад +54

    "...I need to make this safe before we can use it..." Jake, Guillotine Build 2019

  • @oldchannel6465
    @oldchannel6465 5 лет назад +34

    “Dad what did you do in work today?”
    Jake : *Doesn’t hear his children over the constant scream of the mannequin’s family*

    • @Viscool8332
      @Viscool8332 3 года назад +1

      MKe the maniquiens family watch so that they know that they are next

  • @SwainixFPV
    @SwainixFPV 5 лет назад +192

    As a french guy, I found what he says in French during the blessing very funny ahah

    • @chrizchezzy2521
      @chrizchezzy2521 4 года назад +12

      Care to tell us what he is saying

    • @torinatorproductions3267
      @torinatorproductions3267 4 года назад +5

      No no no

    • @fin.eade.
      @fin.eade. 4 года назад +3

      What did he say then

    • @iHeartUrMom2023
      @iHeartUrMom2023 4 года назад +39

      ChriZ CheZZy Henry said “it’s very very stupid to have done that. I do not know why they did that... it even costs money, it’s expensive!”

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin 4 года назад +3

      @@iHeartUrMom2023 I'm an anglo in Quebec, and when I hear french people (from France) call something or someone stupid they often use this word "con" - except I know it's probably not spelt like that. How is it spelt, and what does it originally mean? I presume something to do with sex eh?
      I think maybe Quebecois francos use this word sometimes as well, but not nearly as often as I hear European (and African too I think) frenchmen say it, and I'd like to know what it is.
      I will say, as an anglo with French as his second language, I gotta say I much prefer the way Quebecois francos speak the language. Frenchmen always just sound... I dunno like the stereotype - pretentious, and the hard Rs really seem to overwhelm everything, and when you try and put on a European French accent it's like you naturally start to stick your nose up a bit.
      Quebecois francos speak french in a way that's so much more melodic and smooth, but at the same time more down in the gutter and low class (in like a good way). The way they cuss in France is just ridiculous, but the way they cuss here in Quebec is fantastic, so much so that even anglos here in Montreal who barely speak french at all still use the Quebecois cuss words. Hell even immigrants who mostly speak foreign languages - just the other day I overheard some folks speaking Urdu to each other but with "tabarnak" mixed in there.
      "Ben voyons calisse, t'es un osti d'cave tabarnak!" sounds better than any of that "putain" or "con" nonsense. France french cussing and English cussing seems to be all about sexual stuff, which is kinda lame, whereas nearly all the Quebec swearing is pure catholic blasphemy (tabarnacle, christ, host, chalice) which I find really cool and unique.

  • @mrweed5971
    @mrweed5971 5 лет назад +81

    It sold at auction for $320,000 incredible

    • @labledoutcast
      @labledoutcast 5 лет назад +2

      Why would anyone need a guillotine tho?

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 5 лет назад +12

      @@labledoutcast for people like you to ask that question

    • @labledoutcast
      @labledoutcast 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tensho_C Now that I think about it I could use one.

  • @catsii
    @catsii 5 лет назад +2

    i really enjoy the sponsored segments you guys do - you actually give an in depth look at some of the uses for a service instead of going "this is epidemic it lets you get cool music!" like i was on the edge about whether or not it would be useful for me until they said "you can get just the stems for each track" like I'M LISTENING NOW... i really appreciate you guys mentioning features like that
    also cool giant knife or whatever

  • @felnux
    @felnux 5 лет назад +67

    5:34 RUclips translation: "I like to know Tommy lithium allele I mean see the motorcycle officer which is about emphasize wrong position position, we win" hahaha xD Beautiful!

  • @unkowndata2338
    @unkowndata2338 5 лет назад +76

    Jake, could you setup 2 springs on the sides pointing at the wheels?

    • @NomSauce
      @NomSauce 5 лет назад +2

      Was thinking something similar, assuming the wheels and rest of the body is properly connected to the blade, it'd be better to build the stopping mechanic around the weels, should make it more consistent as well.

    • @meepsterhooves2982
      @meepsterhooves2982 5 лет назад +2

      what id rather say is a bar connected to the side, this would only stop the slides, at the bottom youd have the rubber on top of springs or a spring like material so that your not loosing the blade from force nor loosing its sharpness

  • @CJ-M43
    @CJ-M43 5 лет назад +44

    "I need to make this thing *safe* before we use it."
    Yeeeah...

  • @ninjasam1389
    @ninjasam1389 5 лет назад +35

    Can I just say that when Steve comes onto camera, he always makes me laugh

    • @insideball12
      @insideball12 2 года назад

      He said mother humper 🤣😂😆

  • @lukasmakessomething7322
    @lukasmakessomething7322 5 лет назад +332

    The French Revolution is not the nicest dude

  • @Alejandragollas
    @Alejandragollas 4 года назад +17

    *Kills someone with that guillotine 100 years later* Menacing Voice: BIG CHUNGUS

  • @jessshock560
    @jessshock560 5 лет назад +238

    And corridor crew's next special guest: the CEOs most responsible for the continuation of global warming

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 5 лет назад +6

      globalisation, authoritarianism, socialism, communism*

    • @jessshock560
      @jessshock560 5 лет назад +6

      @@TheBcoolGuy sure it's them killing most of life on Earth by 2050 and not the dudes up there profiting off of mass carbon emissions

    • @jamestherockwilson3931
      @jamestherockwilson3931 5 лет назад +7

      @@TheBcoolGuy lol when someone uses globalism as an argument, most of the time, they're racist. Oh and btw what communist/socialist CEO should we guillotine? Fucking moron

    • @donowtube
      @donowtube 5 лет назад +5

      Wut?

    • @awesomedude222
      @awesomedude222 5 лет назад +1

      Globalization is a good thing, but dipshit protectionists like US conservatives who don't know how economics work hate it because "brown people bad >:(" Free trade makes all of us richer, Friedman bless, stay safe out there, kids.

  • @essenel
    @essenel 5 лет назад +26

    "We Built a REAL Guillotine!"
    *_France intensifies_*

  • @bdunphy4796
    @bdunphy4796 5 лет назад +2

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome Steve is

  • @PatriotGabe
    @PatriotGabe 5 лет назад +67

    The French national anthem when the correct pronunciation is revealed was perfect lol. Consider me a new subscriber to the guillotine channel haha

  • @oscarfyrk9167
    @oscarfyrk9167 5 лет назад +47

    "Are we gonna smash it's head?"
    "Let's give the people what they want."
    Yes, give us what we want.

  • @chaos8824
    @chaos8824 5 лет назад +35

    tutorial pls...
    ...for a friend. :)

  • @annas6630
    @annas6630 5 лет назад +43

    “No one on RUclips has built a *full size, fully functional* guillotine”
    hmm I wonder why

    • @c0pyimitati0n
      @c0pyimitati0n 5 лет назад

      There are multiple guillotine videos though...

    • @annas6630
      @annas6630 5 лет назад

      c0pyimitati0n 00:25

  • @zart5417
    @zart5417 5 лет назад +56

    Trop cool Hardisk
    La French Team ! On est là !

    • @_ybnn
      @_ybnn 5 лет назад +2

      Enfin des fr !

    • @mariolesergent4629
      @mariolesergent4629 5 лет назад +1

      Deux des meilleures chaînes liées à l'audiovisuel avec le côté fun, la bonne surprise de le voir ici !

    • @ZurtfimTBW
      @ZurtfimTBW 5 лет назад

      Enfin je peut le dire sans fautes, apres 5 ans d'études de Français

    • @Moudjoulito
      @Moudjoulito 5 лет назад +1

      il s'est surement perdu

    • @nico263nico
      @nico263nico 5 лет назад +2

      ça y est, les français envahissent l'espace commentaire

  • @seanhenrymusic
    @seanhenrymusic 5 лет назад

    I have no problem watching all ads for Jake's effort for this. He's a hero

  • @DannyGGchannel
    @DannyGGchannel 5 лет назад +30

    “I need to make this thing safe before we use it”
    *proceeds to behead things with said machine*
    😂😂

  • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
    @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 лет назад +45

    It's funny how the next video in my feed is (The French Revolution Over-Simplified).

    • @AndyChamberlainMusic
      @AndyChamberlainMusic 5 лет назад +1

      That is not ironic at all, that's entirey expected.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 лет назад

      @@AndyChamberlainMusic It's the the grammar police! Let's get outa here!
      But sure. I'll fix it.

    • @DylanMcMullen
      @DylanMcMullen 5 лет назад

      That was the last video I watched before I came here

  • @inessa8332
    @inessa8332 5 лет назад

    Seein wren get excited makes me so happy

  • @kyle317
    @kyle317 5 лет назад +10

    Okay but can we talk about how badass that sponsor is? That’s actually incredible.

  • @danielpatrascu
    @danielpatrascu 5 лет назад +19

    10:50
    At this point, they should have used the GHEE-O-TINE to cut that rubber. :D

    • @nullify1337
      @nullify1337 5 лет назад

      i cant balieve you've done this

  • @thedoctor8527
    @thedoctor8527 4 года назад

    Steve is just one of those guys that just fucks around with everything he sees and touches

  • @BromTeque
    @BromTeque 5 лет назад +13

    Corridor - Slo Mo Guys colab YESTERDAY!!!

  • @jack6126
    @jack6126 5 лет назад +4

    This series is really going to help me when we start the revolution

  • @ZesPak
    @ZesPak 4 года назад

    That first doll head chop was just perfect. I'd get excited as well.
    Took until the end of the '70s for the french to stop using the guillotine, shame they stopped using it :D

  • @W3lle
    @W3lle 5 лет назад +34

    “How did we get here!?”
    DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES!!!

  • @ensowo
    @ensowo 5 лет назад +27

    Up next: We Started ANOTHER French Revolution!

    • @BevansDesign
      @BevansDesign 5 лет назад +1

      Bring it to the next Wall Street protest and see if they finally get the message.

  • @Laurastare
    @Laurastare 5 лет назад

    You put Hornblower in! This is so amazing!

  • @yoda9328
    @yoda9328 5 лет назад +4

    The landlord is a god bro I swear

  • @inemanja
    @inemanja 5 лет назад +17

    7:50 "I need to make this thing SAFE before we can use it.." !?

  • @Arg0n01
    @Arg0n01 5 лет назад

    Tapered spring loaded dampers below the cutting table should do the trick without damaging the blade. Basically you give the block bearing the blade a slight taper that you match on the dampers below. So when you drop the block it will wedge itself pushing against the dampers trying to separate them, wasting it's energy trying to separate the dampers. Contact surfaces can be rubberized do soften the blow to the wooden blocks.

  • @Ultiminati
    @Ultiminati 5 лет назад +23

    I think Wren should do a video about how much force this thing have and compare it to other things like golf balls or some things like that

    • @Tombsar
      @Tombsar 5 лет назад

      Topic number one: why it's wrong to talk about how much "force" a moving object has.

    • @OldSchoolDudeGaming
      @OldSchoolDudeGaming 5 лет назад

      or like if you had your own knife, which one has more force when cutting into someone.

  • @kizo
    @kizo 5 лет назад +17

    what was the hardest thing to do while making the guillotine?
    Jake: *cutting a chunk of rubber*

  • @camera1946
    @camera1946 3 года назад +1

    I think this video marks the end of the corridor gold age.

  • @cinnamuh
    @cinnamuh 5 лет назад +6

    We've all been waiting for this yaaaay! :D

  • @gravity4261
    @gravity4261 5 лет назад +26

    When you get here 30 seconds after it was uploaded and you dont have notifications on

  • @Frostyshard
    @Frostyshard 5 лет назад +1

    I’m so glad they got a real Frenchman for the blessing!

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 5 лет назад +10

    I was expecting Henry to become like possessed when he touched the Guilloteen.

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 5 лет назад +9

    I'm a simple man.
    I see a sharp thing.
    I click.

  • @harshitjha2626
    @harshitjha2626 5 лет назад +2

    Ok so...
    The corridor crew is full of maniacs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bohdan_lvov
    @bohdan_lvov 5 лет назад +74

    Wow, you're getting ready for the elections, aren't you?

  • @AlexAlex
    @AlexAlex 5 лет назад +4

    Damn those first 14 seconds 🔥
    Edit: Actually this whole vlog is 🔥 savage edit.

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 5 лет назад +11

    french be like:
    raid corridor crew's studio, they can't record all of us

  • @girv98
    @girv98 5 лет назад +11

    I got a weird feeling in my neck when they dropped the guillotine...

  • @devandevan1403
    @devandevan1403 5 лет назад +14

    Don’t know what to believe after Boston dynamics

  • @TheConstrukt
    @TheConstrukt 5 лет назад

    Shout out to Jake. As someone who's worked custom building a gym using thick rubber flooring mat that's only 1.25" thick, never mind 3" --- I don't think anyone can truly understand how grueling cutting that rubber really is. Not to mention moving it. You hope you have to work with it as little as possible. Props

    • @TheConstrukt
      @TheConstrukt 5 лет назад

      AND that stuff gets EXPENSIVE.

  • @CaseyGray58
    @CaseyGray58 5 лет назад +5

    *Witty cut pun*
    Great video guys it’s about goddamn time

  • @derrybeausang9276
    @derrybeausang9276 5 лет назад +4

    I would like to personally thank who ever put in the sponsored segment timer.

  • @zanderbly473
    @zanderbly473 5 лет назад +1

    big chungus. I LOVE IT!!!

  • @destrata6616
    @destrata6616 5 лет назад +4

    This and John Wick Boneworks have to be the most hyped videos

  • @Reiiyne
    @Reiiyne 5 лет назад +7

    4:44 Wren’s, “Im helping” comment is pretty much my entire life summed up in one second

  • @Seli_B
    @Seli_B 5 лет назад

    Glad to see Henry on this channel

  • @yothatswacks
    @yothatswacks 5 лет назад +4

    Jake two months from now -
    “We should combine the Corridor and Guillotine channels.”

  • @typicalparkie
    @typicalparkie 5 лет назад +6

    Finally! Waited ages for this, keep it up guys!

  • @GwabLaprise
    @GwabLaprise 5 лет назад

    As à french canadian, my brain exploded when Henry started to roast in french! I really didn't excpect and french complete sentence from a corridor video hahahaha

  • @Suraj-sc7om
    @Suraj-sc7om 5 лет назад +4

    Never thought I'd be subscribed to a Ghee-Uh-Tee Channel. Damn you 😂

  • @jellyroblox489
    @jellyroblox489 4 года назад +3

    Imagine robbing this warehouse and seeing this, it’s literally yelling
    “hey, WAnNa DiE”

  • @Alexstrainsandthings
    @Alexstrainsandthings 3 года назад +1

    I am french and understand wverything im blessed..

  • @lfox02
    @lfox02 5 лет назад +11

    First Guillotine Channel video: Fruit vs Guillotine feat. The Slo Mo Guys
    edit: ok never mind.