Ark's taming mechanic be like: "Listen here pal, Imma hit you with this club and force feed these berries down your gullet and when you wake up we'll be friends forever"
@@Silverhand20203 man I had a buddy who got into the gsme with me. And I was like dont get attached to shit nothing ! He tamed a jerboa!! Had it on his shoulder and yeet ed it off a damn cliff
StarWarz #1 i wouldn't know. Unfortunately my laptop cant handle the "real" game. As many would put it. Watched a great many vids though. Looks like fun on a bun.
StarWarz #1 in case you didn't hear yet there's a minecrafty version being made and now when about ark and my laptop i feel a compulsive need to be specific as possible lol.
I'm scared of the small ones that knock you out, because without my Dino's they eat me while I sleep..... Also, I have a family of the spit Dino's under my rule, bow down(lol)
Ark: the only game where you have fully automatic assault rifles, and your enemy has recently mastered the club Also Rust because half the comments mention it
@@Pajin_von_baron this is accurate....if you don't think it's accurate it's because you started the game with already having looked everything up online, or you put in on easy difficulty or you started already with a tribe. Stop being a dick. This shit happens to all of us when we began and that's part of the fun...
I still don't understand why people don't use ad blockers in this day and age, if you want to support a creator, send them a few bucks on their patron or something, don't let advertising companies get rich off their content.
thats why u play on player dedicated servers instead. You'll have a fabricator and high level tames in just a few hours. Regular servers it takes days just to get those things.
Floyd I let conor hit me 111 times Mayweather I'm level 70 in an official server with a decent base and a few decent Dino's and weaponry. I also am a solo player. Do u think if I switch to a new server that is not official i can make up everything I got in the official in a few days?
Some very new players asked me where the safest place on the island is so they could store their stuff. I jokingly said "That small island top left of the map." They thanked me and then immediately shot me with a bow.
If anyone is wondering, Dilos are the always present BANE in the player's existence because most players start on the beach. And Dilos are a lot more common there than any Raptor.
The dilos and the cold/hot parts were just perfect, same with the rest really, as a big fan of ark, this was really relatable and whoever made it understands the game well 😂
I created as realistic a template of an actual human as I could, and saved it as "regular ass person." The abs and muscle tone are still fucking ludicrous though.
Guys you are morons... He never said he played on PC. Yes these are serious issues on console versions. No it's not our internet, it's the ark servers aren't good for console use.
PvP servers aren’t for taming a bunch of Dino’s and doing story line... pvp is all about killing and looting as much as you can. Focus on the needed dinos to gather more materials than average then go raid and steal. PvE servers is to tame everything and focus on storyline. I had stolen a tropical dragon on pvp to just leave and get mauled by a lvl 441 mana.. pvp at its best
Farland Christopher I’m saying that you can’t sleep in multiplayer mode, remember? And the guy was going to sleep and the animation was taken place in a multiplayer mode
What often happens to me is when i join a server, i get attacked by several people on level 300+ argentavis at once. Thats why i dont join pvp servers that are already online since more than one day
- ToastaLP - I could usually nab a mana to terrorize some folks on the island within an hour or two myself when I still played. These people are slacking lol
TheShadowKiller the alpha tribes? Yeah dude. Gets annoying everytime. We got raided 3 days in a row because they had a wyvern from Scorched. And we weren’t bothering anyone
@@shadouxg7150 the second you log off to go to bed, you wake up in the morning and everything is wiped. I don’t see how people do it, they raid when the person is offline.
You know you've watched a LOT of Neebs Gaming when you can instantly tell which one is Simon and Appsro just by the sound of their "Mmryah Mmryah Mmryah"s. lol
@@welcometoreality437 Just save before a situation and when you die just turn back time and depending on what you change about your strategy you might end up clapping some dino cheeks.
I want to say a big thanks to neebs gaming for making this animation I didn’t play ark for a year and this animation gave me motivation to play ark and now I have multiple theris thank for the motivation neebs gaming
Ark's taming mechanic be like: "Listen here pal, Imma hit you with this club and force feed these berries down your gullet and when you wake up we'll be friends forever"
You forgot to add "until you die"
@@Silverhand20203 man I had a buddy who got into the gsme with me. And I was like dont get attached to shit nothing ! He tamed a jerboa!! Had it on his shoulder and yeet ed it off a damn cliff
@@paullowe8437 wth
@@Silverhand20203 ya man he was a sad boy
Fascinating how weird the human species is
I will never look at ark taming the same way again
Jamie Lishbrook
Indeed Lmao
This video puts a whole new perspective on it, especially taming the Big Foot
StarWarz #1 i wouldn't know. Unfortunately my laptop cant handle the "real" game. As many would put it. Watched a great many vids though. Looks like fun on a bun.
StarWarz #1 in case you didn't hear yet there's a minecrafty version being made and now when about ark and my laptop i feel a compulsive need to be specific as possible lol.
When i saw this my life about taming meg changed my life forever
Imagine taming a Giga like that.
ARK: the only game where getting too cold or too hot can spontaneously break your legs
Actually when you are in such extreme temperatures your bones can get soft and that may cause them to break with an aggressive movement
Yax ox what are you on about?
@@CptnKablooey Im trying to find a reason, let me be 😭
Also the game where getting a bit chilly kills you
@@ManWithNoPlan1776 Hypothermia is a thing
The too hot and cold bone breaking is spot on and made me laugh a lot .
In game the things are exactly the same.OHHH SO YOU ARE DROWNING?YOU ACTUALLY BREAK A BONE BECAUSE OF YOU ARE WITH LOW LIFE!
Idc
@@catgremm lol
Where your bones blow or your bones snap-freeze. Still hilarious. :)
The friends thing made me laugh a lot as a og player it’s very true
The most accurate part in my opinion was the “rival’s” character and how weird it looked
I'm pretty sure its Aspro
Agreed about the rival
Yep
Ye i made other abominations
A super muscly midget with thanos face
People do charaters worste than that
At first I was like “what’s the deal with that one Dino that keeps attacking him?” And then I played the game and then said “oh...”
I’m scared of those things even wen I’m in god mode
The dilo
I'm scared of the small ones that knock you out, because without my Dino's they eat me while I sleep.....
Also, I have a family of the spit Dino's under my rule, bow down(lol)
@Lynxr glowing yellow eyes, in the pitch black of night, yeah the reason I take a Dino's everywhere at night....
@Lynxr and breaks all immersion. Own the dark you pussy! 😂
Ark: if the dinosaurs don't get you, the longtime players will
Laughs in private severs
Laughs in pve
Laughs in single player
Laughs in hidden cave base
Laughs in tek base
Even years later I come back to this masterpiece and still enjoy it as if I saw it for the first time
Sem
Me too
Du arsch
saaaaaaaaaaaame
Eeyup.
Me: *Tames baryonyx as soon as I got slingshot and bola*
Dilos: *Something’s wrong I can feel it*
I'm lvl 23 but did not take raptor
I mean tame
Without narcotics
stonks _ why respond when it was 4 months ago
@@jacobrodriguez6750 you just did too and me too
I literally lost it at the leg break part lol
What did you lose? Your virginity? nah..
Making friends got me deadass laughing.
i cant stop laughing xD
Frank Toldt lol, seems like you're having trouble with that huh?
Aw, I'm sad now.
Ark: You’re cold!
Me: Pulls out torch
Ark: You’re now too hot!
Me: Puts torch away
Ark: YOU’RE NOW TOO COLD!
you're*
out*
watermelon ricardo grammar nazi
Edit: you’re hitler now
@@AveChristusRex.. grammar*
holy shit you fucking killed him
This is absolutely one of the funniest representations of art that I've ever seen. You guys did a great job I love watching your content
Ark: the only game where you have fully automatic assault rifles, and your enemy has recently mastered the club
Also Rust because half the comments mention it
That’s way too true
also rust, but this comment is still epic
Also Last Island Survival
Who the heck keeps liking my reply, I’m tryna sleep
COME ON PEOPLE
This speaks to me on a spirtual level.
ZombieCowboy ii
hehe yep it's 100% accurate except they left out troodons and pegomastax trolling shit dinos
ZombieCowboy they always do don't they! 😉 MLG
...yea and fuck those trolling Dino's!
ZombieCowboy the whole time I was goin "wut dafuq am I watching"
ZombieCowboy same lol
As a person with 4000 hours on the game. This is very very accurate
If u think this is accurate u're tottaly PVE shity player
This is accurate but for the new players, that’s lit what happened to me the first time I played and didn’t know anything
@@Pajin_von_baron this is accurate....if you don't think it's accurate it's because you started the game with already having looked everything up online, or you put in on easy difficulty or you started already with a tribe. Stop being a dick. This shit happens to all of us when we began and that's part of the fun...
Except with the acid spitters I get killed by raptor's/ triceratops I accidentally punch
AdonisGaming93 And he probably had super fast levelling on and got all the best $hit in 15 minutes
Me: *spawns I an ark world* The lvl 4000 basilisk: Your free trail of living has ended
*alpha r
@@bicchh3905 oh no
Aberration be like: i don't care if you just spawned, just die already
The dilos at the start give me memories of each time I spawned in and got attacked
Edit: thanks for the likes guys means a lot :)
It's why I tame some as soon as I can. they can't kill me if they are too busy fighting against a pack of their own kind.
1:31 so that's how we take stuff in and out of them
Hol up
I always have a sword on my pets in just in case
@@bideabiere6125 ._. i got my Diplodocus egg in there :v
@@bideabiere6125 what....
He is taking it out from his' as well
So basically: *Dilos are the bane of our existence.*
Spawned brand new in a game once directly in front of 3 dilos. Not fun.
I’m scared of those Things even wen I’m in god mode
Hay godzilla maybe those dilos are kind of relative to u
@@Darktrap_GLITCHINGVIRUS how
For me it's ichthyornis 😭
what's even funnier is this is how Neebs and the guys still play all these years later, i love it!
The taming one was so great lmfao
Just reminds me when appsro just said quick someone shove berrys up its ass in one of their ark videos
That was exactly how I explained it to my friends
Lmfao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What did that dodo deserve that he'll and torture ahahahahahaha XD XD 😭 as soon as he shoved berries up its ass I knew appsro had the idea
The taming part was the funniest. Forced feed by shoving food into the ass
Nothin says bonding like anal berries😂😂
I didn't see it say 'TAMING', So when I saw it I thought he was shoving Sperms in it lmao.
Leopard paw what fuck no it was appsro that probably did it because I'm one of their ark videos appsro said shove some berries in its ass
Getting jurassic world ads in an ark video
Yep
Oh yeah it’s all coming together
I still don't understand why people don't use ad blockers in this day and age, if you want to support a creator, send them a few bucks on their patron or something, don't let advertising companies get rich off their content.
Who else got this in there recommendations 3 years after?
I been watching Neebs for a good while now and its just now showing me this lol
It was recommended to me, today!
An accurate representation of a dilophosaurus in ark
im sorry but i just cant ignore it .__.
This is exactly what it is though!!
Until you hit the high tiers, then it's just a full time job that you don't get paid for.
Kid Jake Presents! 😂 It's more fun being a noob troll
thats why u play on player dedicated servers instead. You'll have a fabricator and high level tames in just a few hours. Regular servers it takes days just to get those things.
Floyd I let conor hit me 111 times Mayweather I'm level 70 in an official server with a decent base and a few decent Dino's and weaponry. I also am a solo player. Do u think if I switch to a new server that is not official i can make up everything I got in the official in a few days?
Kid Jake Presents! Lol
The leg break had me lolzing
FatGuyonTheCouch
FatGuyonTheCouch
Im hot hahaha arghh *leg breaks*😨😨😨
LOL!!! Exactly.
How does he even break his leg due to heat and cold
You don't really understand how good this is until you watch it with subtitles.
Disco grunt
Thank you for this wonderful tip
This seems pretty accurate, lol!!! XD
NorseCherokee87 what's up bruh I didn't know you watched them!!!
LOL!! Yeah, man!! The NEEBS crew is awesome!! :D Small world, huh? XD
NorseCherokee87 honestly lol, these guys are seriously my favorite though!
very accurate
lol
Yeah ikr xd
Fun stuff like this was made entirely possible by our patrons and by you guys being awesome! We love you all! Kisses behbee
This was awesome! Keep those animations and all other content coming! You guys rock!
JonnyEthco Why dont you update your channel anymore?
I will become a patron now appsro
JonnyEthco Loved the animation just subscribed to pivets!!
oh god please make more of these! I actually laughed my ass off
3:14
steroids man: Scar! Help me!
little man: LONG LIVE THE CAVEMAN
Neebs: DAMN ARGENTS
Argentavis: you suck
@@christiana5799 argentavis: yummy wait HE HAS POOP IN HIS PANTS
Me:*exists in ark*
Raptor: im about to end this man's entire career
Ark
@@cyber_zilla682youtube8 thanks
Bro I had a base next to this 1 guy we had houses and gave each other stuff then 2 alpha Raptors destroyed both bases up to the bed and camped us
@@passtheweed3575 I almost died to an alpha raptor I have no idea why me and my otter are still alive but it just ran-
@@cyber_zilla682youtube8 no_shit_sherlock
1:00 lol that’s exactly how people customize their characters
Also, I gave somebody a weapon once and they killed me lol
Small brain
Some very new players asked me where the safest place on the island is so they could store their stuff. I jokingly said "That small island top left of the map." They thanked me and then immediately shot me with a bow.
I think so too
A Zack to the past ohhhhhh dead island IMAO
@@fragile1723 dead is is top right of the map
This was probably the best thing I've ever seen about ARK, better than actual gameplay IMO. Standing ovation!
If anyone is wondering, Dilos are the always present BANE in the player's existence because most players start on the beach. And Dilos are a lot more common there than any Raptor.
3:09 my man literally just said bruh
No he said bleugh
I died at the heat and cold omg
Sky Captain same. Heat got me laughing and cold made me shit myself laughing.
Same I could'nt breath for the past 5 minutes
Hopefully you built a bed
The dilo spitting in his eyes kept surprising me too.
The dilos and the cold/hot parts were just perfect, same with the rest really, as a big fan of ark, this was really relatable and whoever made it understands the game well 😂
0:35 Dilophosaur: *Sings* GOTTA EAT DA BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
0:56 PVP in a nutshell
Logan Castaneda correction the spawns zones on populated servers in a nutshell
Lil man: gets revenge
The argy: ima do whats called a pro gamer move
the body porportions are so accurate.. just conpletely and utterly fucked up
Buff ass, broad shouldered, small headed, 3"4 little black men is basically all I see in ark
I created as realistic a template of an actual human as I could, and saved it as "regular ass person."
The abs and muscle tone are still fucking ludicrous though.
ARK FRIENDS ..... MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denny Hall yes
Denny Hall They showed this on commenting on comments.
just watch the ARK playlist^^
Dang didnt add the constant ruberbanding and lag lol
maybe because ppl with a decent pc dont have that?
esmokebaby well maybe playing on epic graphics with an office laptop isnt the best idea
Played on xb1 and dnt plan on getting again for pc as play anywere should have been out but got delayed
Guys you are morons... He never said he played on PC. Yes these are serious issues on console versions. No it's not our internet, it's the ark servers aren't good for console use.
RADDeathTRAP well it hasn't been an issue for me lately on my Xbox
Back here from 2020. This was the video that introduced me to the neebs crew. I am so grateful I ran into this 3 years ago!
This is amazing
Accurate Dilo outta ten
Frickin' Dilos.
Or fucking insects
Wait really? I never had problems with them.
@@DrRitterstein I used to not until they F*CKING POISON instead of just DISTORT!
Wizzem Still not really a problem
the fact that this is fairly accurate is hilarious to me
Especially the dilos LMAO they were so annoying to me when I first started out I now charge at them with my spears out of pure spite for their kind.
0:57 that’s why I don’t play pvp servers
Your bad
@@soulreaper910 no you
Imagen playing pve servers lok
@@randomcontent6770 I play pve servers instead of pvp sometimes unofficial servers
PvP servers aren’t for taming a bunch of Dino’s and doing story line... pvp is all about killing and looting as much as you can. Focus on the needed dinos to gather more materials than average then go raid and steal. PvE servers is to tame everything and focus on storyline. I had stolen a tropical dragon on pvp to just leave and get mauled by a lvl 441 mana.. pvp at its best
Still one of the single best animations ever. Still entirely relevant to the ark Day one level one noobs. Makes me lol every time 🤣
Honestly I love watching this over and over again , simons scream fits so well lol
Darkwarden97 thats Simon
3:17 when you kill one of the alphas tribe mates
Thats not a good idea you know
i love that after watching them play ark for days i can clearly tell those are simion's grunts and screams
2021 still the most accurate depiction of Ark haha
0:24 pause at here he be doing 👌
0:35 you mean
Damn you!!
@@anonimogameplayanimacoes70 úr
Thanks for uploading this guys! That was great! We definitely will check out the animator!!!
:D
So accurately portrayed
1:50 Me, 5 minutes into ARK after waiting 300 years for night time to pass when i JUST started playing.
I clicked one this video immediately as soon as it said neebs gaming i don’t even care what it is you guys are awesome haha
TECHNO GAMER that’s always me, I paused another video I was watching to come watch
Warboss Spine Rippa haha what
Use commas
Neebs Gaming I’m glad I made you happy I love this channel
Warboss Spine Rippa well I saw a glimpse of ark nutshell and neebs logo and that’s all
I have to say the sleeping part was the funniest
2:56
Big guy: “HA, IMA KILL DIS NOOB, EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS NO SLEEPING IN MULTIPLAYER!!!”
Farland Christopher I’m saying that you can’t sleep in multiplayer mode, remember?
And the guy was going to sleep and the animation was taken place in a multiplayer mode
Me knowing you can sleep on ark mobile, yes there is a mobile version, and yes I do have the Pc version.
Came back to rewatch this and accidentally had the subtitles enabled by default.
MUCH recommended !
What often happens to me is when i join a server, i get attacked by several people on level 300+ argentavis at once. Thats why i dont join pvp servers that are already online since more than one day
Just an Argentavis? Lol be glad it wasn’t a pack of manas or Wyverns
@@richardjackman7753 That also is the case often, but on official servers, when i join after resets, its mostly argys.
- ToastaLP - I could usually nab a mana to terrorize some folks on the island within an hour or two myself when I still played. These people are slacking lol
@@richardjackman7753 I didnt play ark since half a year, it sounds like official servers changed a bit. Need to play again....
This reminds me of the good ole days when I played ark religiously. You kinda had to y’know, if you wanted to accomplish anything on official 1x lol
You forgot the part where it’s impossible to do anything because of bigger tribes
TheShadowKiller the alpha tribes? Yeah dude. Gets annoying everytime. We got raided 3 days in a row because they had a wyvern from Scorched. And we weren’t bothering anyone
They come out of no where with wyverns killing everything and I only got thatch
that happens in almost ALL multiplayer games
Nah its only ark Where a bunch of gay bois Can build a fort and ruin everybodys fun
Try getting good? Or hide
The biggest Problems in the Mobile Game as a Noob are Sarco's.
really cause i am still a noob yeah get to my level people that have being playing ark for less time and are better than me...
I need help...
Dilos are more annoying to me.
D
Theri’s for me
My sharco is on level 52 so don't talk message about them
WE NEED A PART TWO OF THIS 😂
2:40 ARK: After you log off
PVP ark.
Ark pvp is too difficult, u can die while offline
@@amalgamation3679 and u can work for a house for 3 days and an enemy can come and destroy it in one second
@@shadouxg7150 the second you log off to go to bed, you wake up in the morning and everything is wiped. I don’t see how people do it, they raid when the person is offline.
@@amalgamation3679 it's too frustrating when u spend days on something and an anemy can mess it up in a second
2:20
Me: Well, I'd rather fall to my death than get eaten aliv...oh
I get eat because what eats me dies to much radiation I'm a radioactive fox
Radioactive alligator No stop
@@radioactivealligator102 what
@@radioactivealligator102 wtf?
Hi
2:27 The MEG in a nutshell
😂
Im sitting here watching this and it’s just occurred to me how much it sounds like a Mr Bean episode. Love it
0:54 I never got this until I played the game one month ago and just realized the reason he looks like that is because the character customization
Yes
Me: accidently kills Phioma in swamp
Every magenerua: helo
Rᴏᴄᴋ ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇ {Aʀᴋ Sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ Eᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ} lol
You forgot the fucking troodons!
WildJoker Thats for the 5th hour. Not your first 3 hours, you normally don't go into troodon territory till 5th.
Pegos kapros jellyfish electric eels
FarrTheTomph MY FIRST HOUR DUDE THEY WHERE AT MY FUCKING SPAWN.
Pegos
*ptsd kicks in*
As someone who's close to beating the game, I can confirm that this was def the early game experience
Nothing could better capture my relationship with dilophosaurs in the early hours of ARK
Not sure yet if this is a flex, but, i'll say it any way. I have 60 hours on ark and those little things, compys are way more a menace
the swimming one is the most accurate
Honestly I was expecting him to actually land in the water and be realize he's surrounded by much more terrifying things than a dilo.
that sundial watch got me
Judging from the animation, I can see you really love the dilophosaurus
(he keeps dying to it)
imagining the Simon Doraleous and Appsro's faces make the noises is maybe funnier than the animation itself
Jaq Wyld
J
Pretty sure that screaming is Simons internal monologue whenever he plays Ark.
Jaq Wyld 3:22
This is Simon's ARK life in a nutshell
BFFs Recon umm in case you don't know. Simon is now a bad ass alpha tyrannosaurus killer !
2:30 that is weird logic isn’t it
Si porque el frío y el calor nos rompe un hueso xdd
You know you've watched a LOT of Neebs Gaming when you can instantly tell which one is Simon and Appsro just by the sound of their "Mmryah Mmryah Mmryah"s. lol
1:52 me when i was protecting my dodo
without weapon
I die for my tames. I got way too attached to them.
@@yanfei7782 It was same for me, though I already got used to see +200lvl dinos die the next day they're tamed.
@@welcometoreality437 Just save before a situation and when you die just turn back time and depending on what you change about your strategy you might end up clapping some dino cheeks.
@firefox pl eng I've been playing for around four years now and I've only lost one tame and that was when I got my first rock drake.
1:51 that happen to me XD when I get a velociraptor and then a spinosaurs comes up
Kayleen Moua actually, it’s an utahraptor, just letting you know, velociraptors are only as big as turkeys
ArcherPleura I don’t think anyone cares (:
@@colk5373 Yea that means jurrasic world lie to us.blue and her sisters are velociraptors ;-;
Austin Stoner ok nice
Do you mean Utahraptors?
Give these guys their own tv show already...
Matt Britton go away peeper your only good as a food source
In conclusion: why are we still here, just to suffer
1:13 guy on the left: every player using character creation ever.
Yeah the guy on the right sums it up
Honestly, watched this like 20 times over the last few weeks. Die laughing every time. Thanks guys.
Anybody else remember Big Shirley from the old Ark vids?
Neebs Gaming Shirley NOOO!
Rob Leavitt Nobody will ever forget that big bird of love :(
Don't forget Flappy Tits. The anguished cries of Appsro.
Damn giga
How can we forget big Shirley a lovely friend that was
I want to say a big thanks to neebs gaming for making this animation I didn’t play ark for a year and this animation gave me motivation to play ark and now I have multiple theris thank for the motivation neebs gaming
That voice is appros I'd know it anywhere. I think I here thick too.
BoxBear *hear
Sounded like Simone and Thicc
Doralingus the dilo😂
Neebs Gaming Since "Office prank", I recognize that little bitch scream anywhere.
So then he also played the Graboonie in D&A because I thought I recognized that roar.
0:11 me every time encounter that dinosaur
This is very accurate about what Ark is XD
5 years later and this is still a masterpiece.
This upload should've been entitled *Florida, circa 2017* .
That Dilosaurus really wants food.
Kid dresses in a bannana suit and plays a accordion on a swing and fucking dies.
Astro The Roblox Developer Dilophosaurus*
3:18 XD
INDOMINUS FAN 101 number 1 fan j
That dodo part had me 🤣🤣
One of the best things I have ever watched
lmao this is the most accurate description
It's amazing how accurate this is