HI3RD A Fools Hand Opening

Ever wanted to go on a grand adventure? To go out into a world far beyond your own? Then please join us at...
"Sounds great in theory and yet nothing more than a crazy dream. Not like it could ever happen really..."
"Hello there, my precious assistant."
"Huh?" BANG
"No...no way...is this...how I die?"
"Now now the game can't begin without all the players present hehehe..."