SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo : Object Class - Keter : Uncontained SCP

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    SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo : Object Class - Keter : Uncontained SCP
    Item #: SCP-1504
    Object Class: Keter
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1504 is not currently contained. If any Foundation personnel see the subject, they are to contact the current project head. In the event SCP-1504 is found, it is to be brought to Area 114 and contained in a 3m X 3m X 3m containment chamber.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @strawberrypencl
    @strawberrypencl 4 года назад +5677

    everyone keeps asking "who's joe?"
    But no one asks "how's joe?"
    Tragic.

    • @snomandonly
      @snomandonly 4 года назад +61

      Who’s joe and why was he arrested by cardiac

    • @Sino_fr
      @Sino_fr 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @sebastianrook5478
      @sebastianrook5478 4 года назад +26

      "Why is Joe?"
      Oh
      Sorry, wrong universe.

    • @faber2589
      @faber2589 4 года назад +22

      Ill do you one better. Why is joe!?!?

    • @epikmadman5518
      @epikmadman5518 4 года назад +14

      Joe Mama

  • @Jordan_C_Wilde
    @Jordan_C_Wilde 5 лет назад +3884

    *Nuclear bomb goes off in the middle of buttfuck nowhere*
    The entire world: "This is a completely normal phenomenon"

    • @adhammujamil
      @adhammujamil 5 лет назад +162

      Did you know how many times nuclear bombs was detonaded secretly? Its too much that the world can't notice because its secret place and time the detonation takes.
      Oh how many test and error to create the Hiroshima and Nagasaki's nuke bomb, and even Tsar' bomba?

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 4 года назад +135

      Adham Mujamil Around 2000, and there are sensors that can detect a nuclear detonation as well as pinpoint the location with a high degree of accuracy by timing the shockwaves.
      The US has conducted around 1020 tests and the Soviet Union 714.
      The CTBO operates several seismic sensors around the world to ensure that countries are in compliance with the test ban treaty. Needless to say, if a nuke went off somewhere, someone would notice.

    • @rushiach.unofficialarchive7623
      @rushiach.unofficialarchive7623 4 года назад +9

      Mostlyharmless1985 just wanna contribute to the conversation.

    • @stephenforrister4992
      @stephenforrister4992 4 года назад +99

      @@Mostlyharmless1985 Clearly you're not very informed on the lore of SCP. They work under the authorization of every major government in the world. So yeah maybe the government was aware it went off, but do you think they're going to do anything about it?

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 4 года назад +22

      Stephen Forrister listen pup, I was around when SCPs were just creepy pastas floating around on /x/. The foundation is extra governmental, it operates outside the consent of any government, that’s part of the point is that no government can be trusted to have control of the objects

  • @GiomDe
    @GiomDe 4 года назад +3390

    "i want to die"
    "thats fine, you may return to your room"
    "gonna go to your office and press the red button now"
    "...what a cooperative fella"

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 года назад +113

      *alarm goes off*
      "must be a drill or something"

    • @michaelzhang9806
      @michaelzhang9806 3 года назад +63

      *walks out of site and slaps a keter*
      “He’s so kind helping us like that”

    • @user-cs1vz7vr9f
      @user-cs1vz7vr9f 3 года назад +36

      *Releases every SCP in site*
      "He's improving the facilty so much!"

  • @wnsctt2
    @wnsctt2 4 года назад +3161

    Joe: *Reads info about scp ••|•••••|••|•*
    Scp ••|•••••|••|•: just this once im gonna let that slide

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 4 года назад +293

      i was thinking that lol just imagine he comes in and sees joe and hes like i dont get paid enough for this shit then just leaves while flipping off the researchers doing a test

    • @xLeopanther
      @xLeopanther 4 года назад +156

      Hm.. two things.
      1. Just reading info (in form of pictograms, since text written about it would already be taken away by it) about ••|•••••|••|• wouldn't trigger any reaction from ••|•••••|••|•, but writing that info down in text form or speaking it out loud would make it appear. (as far as the pictograms on its SCP documentation indicate)
      2. It's not really clear if ••|•••••|••|• harms whoever speaks about it. It's shown that when info about it is written down in text, it takes that text and disappears with it. If someone speaks about it, it takes that person and disappears with them. It can't harm Joe, but it could probably still take him away to wherever it takes things (unharmed).

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 4 года назад +17

      RIP Wayne Scott and Leopanther

    • @stephenchow6749
      @stephenchow6749 4 года назад +38

      Bronwyn Donovan Dr Bright: *Feed him to 682 for shits*
      682: *Eat him for shits*
      Just another day at the SCP foundation

    • @scarfulls6471
      @scarfulls6471 4 года назад +6

      I wanna know what the dots mean but there's a reason isn't there

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee 5 лет назад +9001

    Joe: "It all began on the day of my actual birth; both of my parents failed to show up."

    • @natch3539
      @natch3539 4 года назад +265

      NO NOT A PHINEAS AND FERB REFRANCE- THIS IS SERIOUR ;-;

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 4 года назад +136

      Natal ÒwÓ it’s the SCP wiki, there’s nothing serious about it.

    • @natch3539
      @natch3539 4 года назад +24

      @@Ajc-ni3xn ...True...

    • @chinchilly
      @chinchilly 4 года назад +34

      Dr. Schmo and peanut the peanut

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 4 года назад +14

      @@natch3539 how is this serious? It's a shit "sPoOoooOKyy" story.

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 4 года назад +9864

    All the breaches around him were just him trying to get other SCPs to kill him. He probably let them all out so he could get the nuke to go off on him.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +835

      Didnt think of that. Makes perfect sense though.

    • @sceplecture2382
      @sceplecture2382 4 года назад +173

      yeah man i didnt think of that :D

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 4 года назад +72

      Makes sense...

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 4 года назад +155

      OR maybe it could be that the SCP was the one who nuked the site it just because his ability spacetime bended to make a multiverse of everyone there sets the nuke off themselves and that recording was passed to this timeline, but the one who was recovered was Dr. Flod's

    • @chandleralbers7253
      @chandleralbers7253 4 года назад +112

      How pissed off you think the killer scps would be if you threw him in with them?

  • @cowboy6586
    @cowboy6586 5 лет назад +5457

    “I want to die!”
    “That’s fine.”

    • @abandonedchannel2819
      @abandonedchannel2819 5 лет назад +23

      the same thing I've been thinking xD

    • @rockyraccoon8782
      @rockyraccoon8782 5 лет назад +17

      I read this right as I heard it

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 4 года назад +8

      ItzDaSparkle can you get out of the nutshell? Your family misses you.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +5

      “Please do”
      Humanity

    • @latieraeve
      @latieraeve 4 года назад +3

      I feel kind they would say that shit anyway

  • @nintendofan222222222
    @nintendofan222222222 4 года назад +6350

    "My name's Joe."
    "What's your _full_ name?"
    "Joe MAMA"
    [CONTAINMENT BREACH] [CLASS UPGRADED TO KETER]

    • @y_a_e_l.
      @y_a_e_l. 4 года назад +60

      LMFAO

    • @lyl14ghost
      @lyl14ghost 4 года назад +46

      Totally can see that happening

    • @epikmadman5518
      @epikmadman5518 4 года назад +14

      Man.....i was about to comment this but it doesn't matter now

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 3 года назад +22

      End of the World class event

    • @user-pk2md5dk2u
      @user-pk2md5dk2u 3 года назад +3

      End of the World xi even.-

  • @hermetic2989
    @hermetic2989 6 лет назад +2784

    I feel like they searched the Site, SCP-1504 was there and they probably walked right next to him then just reported that he wasn't there

    • @akemibones8683
      @akemibones8683 6 лет назад +166

      TRUE.

    • @JasonVanished
      @JasonVanished 5 лет назад +352

      Guard: "HEY! Have you seen SCP-1504"
      SCP-1504: "No I'm not here"
      Guard: "OK thank you"

    • @anapple4552
      @anapple4552 5 лет назад +66

      @@JasonVanished You just represented the entire PAYDAY crew when answering a pager
      Maybe the PAYDAY crew is scp 1504

    • @adewin1955
      @adewin1955 5 лет назад +11

      That would be a cool plot twist.

    • @zjaeriqsanders1731
      @zjaeriqsanders1731 5 лет назад +74

      JasonVanished more like
      Guard: “HEY have you seen SCP 1504 here?”
      SCP 1504: “God just shoot me please, I’m right in FRONT of you come on!”
      Guard: “Okay, thank you” *into mic* “He’s not here”

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +5334

    Imagine the relief Joe would feel to have a conversation through a set up with those filters. Sure it would undoubtedly have a delay but to be able to have a real conversation for the first time in who knows how long.

    • @bapabs
      @bapabs 4 года назад +522

      God imagine that, to find an addendum like that would be amazing

    • @ailouros24
      @ailouros24 4 года назад +416

      my thoughts exactly. if the foundation ever recovered him the first thing they should do is set up a system to talk to him.

    • @boredaf5782
      @boredaf5782 4 года назад +109

      @@ailouros24 didn't they recover him already? Otherwise how would they know methane and blunt force trauma incapacitate him?

    • @kevineis9088
      @kevineis9088 4 года назад +69

      boredAF even the title says its unrecovered. They probably found out while they has him captured

    • @KOLLY01
      @KOLLY01 4 года назад +8

      Same thing i thought

  • @doesanythingbreathe
    @doesanythingbreathe 5 лет назад +6640

    the fact that a regular guy is one of the most dangerous scps goes to show how creative the writers are

    • @npc2792
      @npc2792 5 лет назад +446

      He's not the most dangerous, he's just unnoticeable

    • @shayjji
      @shayjji 5 лет назад +838

      @@npc2792 he could end the world without anyone noticing and the foundation can't do anything about it.

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 5 лет назад +497

      The reason he’s a “regular guy” is because everyone sees him as regular, unremarkable

    • @micahlindley3479
      @micahlindley3479 5 лет назад +440

      @@npc2792 He's already displayed he is more than capable of nearly causing a world ending containment breach and escaping the facility any time he wants without even trying. Pretty sure none of the other guys have gotten as close to the first one as he has.

    • @faresalsayed9005
      @faresalsayed9005 5 лет назад +69

      Micah Lindley well other than scp 079 Who can hack any technology known to man which includes The facility systems meaning he can just Open all the containment doors and let everybody out

  • @zowdie6355
    @zowdie6355 4 года назад +1547

    I feel like the darkest part of this SCP is that the only bit of the 2nd interview with him that coincided with the 1st one was where he started crying.... Does that mean the only TRUE emotion everyone on the planet can monitor from Joe is pure, true sadness? What a cursed existence.

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 3 года назад +68

      No, there is only 1 interview, the second one is the first one after some filter so they can see what he really did

    • @nexuslord6831
      @nexuslord6831 3 года назад +154

      @@Noname-67 I think you misunderstood.
      The only emotion that was actually perceived was his own sadness, despite his clear anger of the situation, thus the whole comment of this person's thoughts.
      Though perhaps that is also because, in the SCP foundation it would be perceived as natural for a human to start crying in such places.

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 3 года назад +30

      @@nexuslord6831 no, in the first interview log which was the one that human actually perceived he acted normally as everyone would expect. No one can see any of his true emotions, even sadness.
      In the second one which after they did something "after they analyzed and sent through multiple filter" and saw what he actually did in the first interview log, they saw him being angry and then crying, they could perceive both his sadness and anger

    • @nexuslord6831
      @nexuslord6831 3 года назад +19

      @@Noname-67 Honestly I don’t know how to continue this argument.
      I don’t think either of us are willing to budge so.

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 3 года назад +5

      @@nexuslord6831 I know that either me or you misunderstood about each other or the SCP as some point but idk where

  • @ryanolson2405
    @ryanolson2405 4 года назад +7393

    Joe: oh shit guys my mic was muted this whole time

    • @paulmitchell8714
      @paulmitchell8714 4 года назад +64

      Ryan Olson underrated

    • @jasarigames4481
      @jasarigames4481 4 года назад +70

      God this has happened to me

    • @annaarkless5822
      @annaarkless5822 4 года назад +28

      incredible comment, thank you

    • @NovaVanity
      @NovaVanity 4 года назад +23

      Ah shit, was the voice changer on all this time?!

    • @chunkybacon5724
      @chunkybacon5724 4 года назад +8

      I thought my lungs collapsed from laughing so hard at this

  • @goldenskhull
    @goldenskhull 5 лет назад +3728

    Person: "I want to die."
    Suicide help line: "That's fine, thank you for calling."

    • @bruhnotepic8129
      @bruhnotepic8129 4 года назад +41

      O U C H.

    • @hateaccount1906
      @hateaccount1906 4 года назад +113

      Bro for real though I've been hung up on before cause "my voice doesn't sound distressed and fake" and again cause "I can't do anything for you, I've never felt like that, get a therapist" never called again

    • @ilikemathematics1590
      @ilikemathematics1590 4 года назад +54

      Jennifer Vest I hope you are able to stay with us.

    • @hateaccount1906
      @hateaccount1906 4 года назад +53

      @@ilikemathematics1590 thank you. Since than ive gotten a lot better and been to alot a therapy < 3 I wish the same for you :)

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 4 года назад +3

      That about sums it up.

  • @TheForneveralone
    @TheForneveralone 5 лет назад +11145

    "Who's Joe?"
    "Joe [REDACTED]"

    • @James-jh3sz
      @James-jh3sz 5 лет назад +549

      Scp 001
      A.K.A. - Joe Mamma
      Apollyon
      Danger triangle:
      100% lethality

    • @garrett3472
      @garrett3472 4 года назад +98

      His full name is joe mama

    • @banter2143
      @banter2143 4 года назад +61

      Whos mama

    • @midas8877
      @midas8877 4 года назад +37

      spinningwhirl79 joe is

    • @johtotrainermax2037
      @johtotrainermax2037 4 года назад +11

      Joe, Schmo, whatever

  • @tavispergentile1334
    @tavispergentile1334 4 года назад +4954

    Now here's the man I want to see fight an unkillable croc monster

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala 4 года назад +185

      He might have had.

    • @danielbarker806
      @danielbarker806 4 года назад +89

      Or the shy guy!

    • @idontlikesand682
      @idontlikesand682 4 года назад +69

      @@danielbarker806 already happened

    • @trashboat115
      @trashboat115 4 года назад +51

      @@idontlikesand682 I'd like to know what happened

    • @angelh8367
      @angelh8367 4 года назад +37

      @@trashboat115 i forgot but joe lost

  • @copper803
    @copper803 5 лет назад +6775

    Man what a nice dude
    He complied and told his full name, date of birth, and was understanding when the doctor developed a sudden nosebleed.
    Why is he a keter

    • @dylanbeavon2683
      @dylanbeavon2683 5 лет назад +849

      Because he can kill a whole facility of people without being noticed.

    • @copper803
      @copper803 5 лет назад +1000

      @@dylanbeavon2683 he is way too nice to do that
      And besides how would he go unnoticed

    • @copper803
      @copper803 5 лет назад +767

      @That boi with a bag over his head okay
      So
      Maybe yall didnt understand
      That's the joke

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 5 лет назад +104

      @Cat Man pretty shite joke

    • @pyark
      @pyark 5 лет назад +562

      Dont expect people to get actually good jokes, people are usually too stupid

  • @Arthonizer101
    @Arthonizer101 5 лет назад +2341

    Mate's so invisible even death himself cant notice him

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +3

      @TheZoneRanger Yeah but after reading the death scp he should be glad

    • @kitnero
      @kitnero 4 года назад +1

      @@sorrenzz3610 you mean scp 2718?

    • @tubesock9667
      @tubesock9667 4 года назад +10

      What about O'death, the universe in the scp multiverse where everything died, even scp682. What would happen?

    • @tubesock9667
      @tubesock9667 4 года назад

      @5567 5555 but he *c a n ' t* die

    • @JohnSmith-hk1fz
      @JohnSmith-hk1fz 4 года назад +5

      Tube Sock 682 has shown vastly greater feats of survivability than 1504 and yet he died

  • @eyonia7463
    @eyonia7463 5 лет назад +4129

    "I WANT TO DIE!"
    -SCP-1504
    "That's fine. Thank you for your cooperation."
    -Everyone
    Relatable

  • @karlykarlicious8465
    @karlykarlicious8465 4 года назад +2015

    Drop an F in the chat for researcher Darryl Lloyd. His wife probably never found out what happened.

  • @baonkang5990
    @baonkang5990 5 лет назад +1387

    Kinda sad that Dr Darryl Lloyd
    Wife will never hear that final message.
    Nor will she ever know what happened to him.
    From her perspective he just left one day.

    • @adopt__1862
      @adopt__1862 5 лет назад +72

      @@aangsstaff4174 wtf

    • @painkeks4024
      @painkeks4024 5 лет назад +14

      @@adopt__1862 HE right though

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 5 лет назад +11

      Semaj Patterson what is wrong with you

    • @dredgenshade7137
      @dredgenshade7137 5 лет назад +92

      @@apollo6718 Nothing. He just reminded what the SCP said he would do. And no one will notice...

    • @SunKala38
      @SunKala38 5 лет назад +6

      Semaj Patterson edgy and random= funny

  • @Aintmuchtoosayy
    @Aintmuchtoosayy 5 лет назад +9207

    plot twist everyone is just playing that invisible joke on him

    • @caspexx
      @caspexx 5 лет назад +142

      lmao

    • @blackwings2885
      @blackwings2885 5 лет назад +154

      I know golden comments when I see them...

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 лет назад +95

      would be one hell of epick prank, bit like the true man show.

    • @brandoncruz9548
      @brandoncruz9548 5 лет назад +183

      Plot twist even death is in on it

    • @jacksonzamora352
      @jacksonzamora352 5 лет назад +28

      @@MouseGoat You mean the Truman Show?

  • @volcanolord100
    @volcanolord100 5 лет назад +1396

    Something I just thought of. This SCP could be the 'Silent Protagonist'. No matter what people say to it, it itself cannot respond and the player adds in how THEY would respond to it. The Silent Protagonist cant die because they will respawn, either from a checkpoint or a previous save.
    "I could say or do anything and you wouldn't notice or care". Just like how real people dont care if you kill all the NPC's in Elder Scrolls or when you take your time completing 'time sensitive' quests.
    Only thing about this this hypothesis is, if hes the main character, who's the player and what's the game?

  • @eradian1
    @eradian1 4 года назад +244

    >A nuclear bomb goes off
    >No evidence was found of death
    >YEAH NO SH!T!!!

    • @pyryhartikainen608
      @pyryhartikainen608 4 года назад +8

      Even in towns subject to nuclear bombing and testing, many buildings are left at least partially unharmed, as nukes don't obliterate everything, and while the shock wave is powerful, we see natural occurrences more powerful. It's the rads and fallout that cause real harm, and actually leave a so called 'nuclear shadow'.

    • @kevingraves7431
      @kevingraves7431 3 года назад +1

      @@pyryhartikainen608 He should be vaporized instantly. So, yeah, no body if it killed him.
      But if he escaped, still no body.
      So he could be anywhere (if he escaped) or everywhere (if he was vaporized).
      The conundrum of a factual answer that still tells you nothing.

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 3 года назад +3

      The most you will have is black burn marks where the person stood or sat.

  • @markguyton2868
    @markguyton2868 6 лет назад +2958

    So 1504's anomaly is that he is so ignored that technology, weapons, and even death ignore him as well?
    That sounds... miserable...

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 6 лет назад +226

      Mark Guyton the ultimate curse

    • @renrid3054
      @renrid3054 6 лет назад +101

      Imagine a life like that

    • @carlbates9110
      @carlbates9110 6 лет назад +309

      Or that he’s intentionally messing with the technology but nobody notices him do it, resulting in them blaming it on a malfunction.

    • @Blue-df3zz
      @Blue-df3zz 6 лет назад +147

      Mark Guyton When god turns his head away from his child

    • @renrid3054
      @renrid3054 6 лет назад +113

      It's the ultimate curse I agree they won't even treat 1504 as an object

  • @ethanleehan5997
    @ethanleehan5997 6 лет назад +2009

    So basically, you see him do the things, but you don't even concieve what he did. So Dr. Loyd saw SCP-1504 punch him, and just went like, "oh my nose is bleeding, excuse me." That must really suck to be 1504

    • @thesuperdoge2476
      @thesuperdoge2476 5 лет назад +6

      GD Ethan good job explaining the obvious you dipshit

    • @mike7DILFLUVR
      @mike7DILFLUVR 5 лет назад +139

      @@thesuperdoge2476 well that's just rude :I

    • @Crisscross918
      @Crisscross918 5 лет назад +145

      @Big Bottle Of Ketchup First log? Fake Joe? What're you talking about? The weather made his nose bleed that's all.

    • @theawkwarduck4163
      @theawkwarduck4163 5 лет назад +13

      Big Bottle Of Ketchup, hey I don’t understand something, is the fake joe at the same place at the same moment of the real one or he is in a parallel world that can see and interact with people in our world, like with the 3D glasses for example

    • @cloudboysmusic5223
      @cloudboysmusic5223 5 лет назад +12

      He used Star Platinum

  • @MemesnShet
    @MemesnShet 5 лет назад +2452

    This is one of the most dangerous SCP: Not only its inmune to damage but it makes look that everything he makes as normal.
    Thats crazy

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 5 лет назад +212

      Spineking Jørgensen .....I....just.....church is free.....you know.....

    • @capyfan123
      @capyfan123 5 лет назад +70

      Spineking Jørgensen this one should’ve stayed in the drafts sir

    • @kennylunacy
      @kennylunacy 4 года назад +7

      What? Sorry, your syntax is off...

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 4 года назад +9

      Spineking Jørgensen everyone one r/SCPorn *furious drawing*

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад +3

      Ultimate Trash Boy Dr Bright didn’t like what you said.

  • @joekent5675
    @joekent5675 4 года назад +1102

    I wonder how 173 would interact with him...
    *Joe enters SCP-173's containment chamber*
    *Joe walks up to SCP-173*
    *Joe closes his eyes*
    *SCP-173 ignores Joe*

    • @xhenjinndk2810
      @xhenjinndk2810 4 года назад +114

      More like SCP-173 is seen moving by SCP-1504

    • @brettcasale
      @brettcasale 4 года назад +71

      I'm more curious about what happens if 1504 observes 096...

    • @khelbenvasq
      @khelbenvasq 4 года назад +7

      Think there is a 173 story this happens In called crunch

    • @Thraxraganharapollyus
      @Thraxraganharapollyus 4 года назад +55

      SCP-173 would not ignore Joe, it would pat him on the back and say "Been where you are, bro. That's why I only ever give the researchers *stony* silence."

    • @ianknight122
      @ianknight122 4 года назад +8

      OOOH. ITS THE DOCUMENT OF SCP 173 NOT KILLING SOMEBODY.
      (POV 173)

  • @Leafy1-j1l
    @Leafy1-j1l 6 лет назад +3049

    He can be incapacitated by blunt trauma to the head, so just throw him in a bathysphere full of halothane vapor and drop it in the Mariana Trench. He'll be entombed in a very tight metal ball experiencing 15,750 PSI from all sides, which really ought to be enough to render him unconscious until the oceans run dry. That's as close to death as this poor thing can get.

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 5 лет назад +290

      They can't catch a dude that is invisible to everyone and everything

    • @Leafy1-j1l
      @Leafy1-j1l 5 лет назад +427

      @@dukedevlan5457 That was a containment method , not a capture method. And he's not invisible, he just has a persistent Somebody Else's Problem field. His words and actions always seem unremarkable and normal to any observers, but you can still see he's present. He doesn't seem to be able to change what he looks like.
      Run his picture through facial recognition software and invoke the magic of the modern surveillance state around his last known location. Expand the net until you find him, then send the appropriate MTF out with rubber bullets and instructions to aim high.

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 5 лет назад +14

      @@Leafy1-j1l I was meaning it would be harder to find him then a normal person

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 5 лет назад +15

      @@Leafy1-j1l like if he wanted could he shoot someone and get away with it.

    • @Normal0389
      @Normal0389 5 лет назад +130

      @@dukedevlan5457 yeah if he shot someone tho they'd probably just be like, "oh I feel as if I've been shot but no one has done anything, excuse me for a moment my good man while I go to the ER. Be back in a couple of weeks." Then he just fucking dies wondering what the hell happened 😂

  • @mosquito_.
    @mosquito_. 5 лет назад +2869

    scp 1504- (shoots interveiwer in the face)
    Interveiwier: Oh, sorry, ive never been prone to random face trauma.
    edit: all these likes and i dont get my own joke anymore

  • @serbian_knife_fight
    @serbian_knife_fight 5 лет назад +817

    *Eventually, SCP-1504 stopped thinking*

  • @memeyartist5591
    @memeyartist5591 4 года назад +1384

    Oh, damn. So basically, Joe's anomaly is making everything around him seem perfectly normal and average, like something a person would pass by without thinking about it. Normally? Not a big deal. In an SCP Site however....things get bad fast.

    • @kamwaty
      @kamwaty 4 года назад +84

      He can be ignored or say completely something else making him the most dangerous man....well at this point the most dangerous scp alive. Even scp that whole anomaly are looking at the subject would be usless to him since he is ignored

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 4 года назад +135

      He punched the scientist giving him a noise bleed and the doc thought, oh... I got a noise bleed. How strange.

    • @AG-yg3zy
      @AG-yg3zy 4 года назад +38

      But I dont get one thing. If he makes everything he does seem normal then how could he be classified as scp in the first place. Everyone should've thought he was a normal dude

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 4 года назад +100

      @@AG-yg3zy They noticed he didn't get hurt. When they asked him questions an entire site went into lockdown then got nuked. Something was up and the foundation has seen/contained things like Joe.

    • @AG-yg3zy
      @AG-yg3zy 4 года назад +19

      @@mattstorm360 but he literally kills a lot of personnel and none cares cause they think it's normal. So shouldn't have they thought it was normal for him to not get hurt in the first place is what I'm asking.

  • @mysteriousfigure2683
    @mysteriousfigure2683 5 лет назад +416

    If this SCP looked SCP-96 in the face, would it even care?

    • @imgaylolxd8053
      @imgaylolxd8053 5 лет назад +133

      holy crap thats actually a really good question, probably yeah but since hes immortal it wouldnt really lead to anything

    • @jorienwachukwu466
      @jorienwachukwu466 4 года назад +116

      @Luna Actually, from what I've read, if 096 fails to kill a target, it goes back to it's docile state.

    • @valentinof.7109
      @valentinof.7109 4 года назад +46

      @Luna That's right, both 096 and 682 have surrendered since both are impossible to kill.
      SCP-1504 cannot be attacked, injured or killed.
      This means that 1504 could literally look 096 in the face and punch him, 096 would continue to remain docile to whimper.
      But let's assume that 096 tries to attack 1504.
      1504 cannot be injured or die.
      "SCP-1504: ...I am going to step outside this room and take the guard's gun. I'm going to shoot myself with that gun and nothing, fuckin 'nothing, is going to happen."
      1504 has probably attempted to commit suicide in multiple ways, but to no avail.
      So if 096 tried to attack 1504, not only would he not be able to kill him, but he wouldn't even be able to make him a scratch.
      The same goes for a hypothetical clash between 682 and 1504.

    • @beefstew4948
      @beefstew4948 4 года назад +2

      ITS SCP 096 NOT 96

    • @MrSpammo
      @MrSpammo 4 года назад +5

      @@beefstew4948 ok

  • @Red_Anon
    @Red_Anon 4 года назад +1806

    that moment when you're basically treated like an NPC for your entire life

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 4 года назад +79

      but hes the player lol

    • @alexmudkip5974
      @alexmudkip5974 4 года назад +134

      @@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 omg, you're right. He's like the player of a video game, and everybody else is a NPC. Have you ever started attacking an NPC and they did nothing to defend themself?

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 года назад +28

      @@alexmudkip5974 He typed "tgm" into the console and forgot that he did so.

    • @As567na
      @As567na 4 года назад +11

      @@alexmudkip5974 no he is an important character in a betheseda game.

    • @duskssj4704
      @duskssj4704 4 года назад +2

      vogonp 42 what is tgm

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +5134

    1.95 meters tall
    A shoulder birthmark
    So I guess it’s
    Joe Schmo’s Bizarre Adventure

    • @ObeyDaFist
      @ObeyDaFist 5 лет назад +341

      Stand name: Invisible Kid

    • @espinoth9913
      @espinoth9913 5 лет назад +131

      Gargo the Fool *「Achtung Baby Requiem」 , Shizuka got a sex change!

    • @nocturnal7850
      @nocturnal7850 5 лет назад +40

      Stfu

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 5 лет назад +91

      Stand user: Joe Schmo
      Stand: 「Mister Cellophane」

    • @unmenv2897
      @unmenv2897 5 лет назад +26

      Name: Joe Schmo
      Stand: I'm the invisible man

  • @herculesatan4514
    @herculesatan4514 3 года назад +143

    Joe: *Stares at 096.*
    096: “Imma pretend I didn’t see that.”

  • @tangerinacat2409
    @tangerinacat2409 6 лет назад +2515

    wait, i thought this was an scp channel...why are you talking about this joe guy
    he is just a normal dude, he seems completely normal to me

  • @Earoist
    @Earoist 6 лет назад +1471

    I personally don't think he effects electronics in the way that the researchers implied. I think that he simply goes to the computers or controls and screws with them manually, and no one notices.

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon 6 лет назад +150

      Earoist I thought the ending did imply that

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 6 лет назад +25

      What about the manual locks, though?

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 6 лет назад +292

      I think that actually means he intentionally caused the full containment breach, maybe to try to kill himself.

    • @Kermit_E_Frog
      @Kermit_E_Frog 6 лет назад +15

      "Can't be hurt" means doesn't feel hurt which means doesn't feel pain

    • @TheSuicidalGiraffe
      @TheSuicidalGiraffe 6 лет назад +32

      Are we all just going to ignore the possibility that the nuke DIDN'T FAIL. He's memetically infallible, his rotting corpse could be sitting in the crater to this day. How would they know to look for him let alone assume he's gone anywhere. He's probably alive mind you but his anomalous properties also make confirmation of this almost completely impossible

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 6 лет назад +1276

    This guy could possibly defeat many other SCPs if given the chance... This guy is a weapon.

    • @dophatthanh5587
      @dophatthanh5587 6 лет назад +192

      It ain't gonna happen after the whole able incident. Y'know weaponizing an anomaly that you're imprisoning sounds like a bad idea.

    • @JakobatHeart
      @JakobatHeart 6 лет назад +45

      Gonçalo Carneiro
      Begone chaos spy!

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 6 лет назад +32

      Whiterun Guard I'm all about lawful neutral my dude, barking at the wrong tree.

    • @swoluigi3828
      @swoluigi3828 6 лет назад +31

      Yeah, have them project their self loathing into hate to obtain a powerful asset.

    • @ethanleehan5997
      @ethanleehan5997 6 лет назад +54

      Well, invincable maybe, but he aint much strong.

  • @killjoymcquire6340
    @killjoymcquire6340 4 года назад +255

    Another SCP that deserves its own movie. This is absolutely horrifying.

    • @io1921
      @io1921 3 года назад +10

      Perfect villain

  • @That_One_Xatu
    @That_One_Xatu 6 лет назад +1086

    Joe Schmo should've never installed those "never wanted" and "invincibility" hacks into his copy of GTA 5. Makes they game feel really pointless after a while.

    • @senorPachuChay
      @senorPachuChay 6 лет назад +81

      The universe karmically punishing him for cheating in GTA V actually sounds like a very plausible explanation for what happened to him xD

    • @winfield1775
      @winfield1775 6 лет назад +2

      Makes they

    • @ruileite4579
      @ruileite4579 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @indoorkite651
      @indoorkite651 5 лет назад +1

      He probably can't even get stars

    • @thesuperdoge2476
      @thesuperdoge2476 5 лет назад +1

      That One can't blame him tho, those cops are annoying as hell

  • @boiboi9314
    @boiboi9314 6 лет назад +2323

    “Our Keter got out, only half the staff realised, the rest died,”
    Wait... Thanos is a Keter?

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 6 лет назад +110

      *_Perfectly balanced. As all things should be._*

    • @killaj2k281
      @killaj2k281 6 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @yongdrup1062
      @yongdrup1062 6 лет назад +44

      To be exact thanos has the power to wipe out more than just half of things. He’d probably get an Apollyon class rating for his ability to create zk class events

    • @itsofok4479
      @itsofok4479 5 лет назад +9

      YONG DRUP r/whooooooooossshhhhhh

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 5 лет назад +2

      Well, imagine if the SCP got their hands on all the Infinity Stones. Wonder what would be their classes and containments

  • @marunmeister1718
    @marunmeister1718 5 лет назад +231

    1.95 meters tall
    , A shoulder birthmark, and "can't be hurt."
    NAH, THAT'S JUST THE PLOT ARMOR.

  • @knightdados
    @knightdados 4 года назад +388

    to put it short,he’s a invincible chad that makes anyone speaking to him into a oblivion NPC

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 2 года назад +11

      "Mudcrabs, horrible creatures."

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 2 года назад +4

      “It seems I have a nosebleed, quite abnormal” **Oblivion death sound**

  • @Magicman61299
    @Magicman61299 6 лет назад +1224

    Damn. That last part of SCP-1504's real conversation (or so we assume) was really powerful. Going through life where not even the words you are being perceived to say are your own, the actions you take no matter how diabolical or insignificant are completely irrelevant to everyone else's perception.

    • @ThatTaffer
      @ThatTaffer 6 лет назад +36

      Ah yes, a lineworker in a factory.

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon 6 лет назад +96

      「 Banana」 please don't state that as a positive

    • @morgancongedo4107
      @morgancongedo4107 6 лет назад +113

      You can eat pizza gratis and not pay, have an house, everything... Plus you're immortal...But we humans are social animals we need to socialize... this is the problem

    • @Mateo-oq7ui
      @Mateo-oq7ui 6 лет назад +26

      He even affects electronic devices.
      Ah crap, what if all those saged "how do i summen succubus" shitposts on /x/ are actually this guy trying to explain his situation, but since 4chan's expectation of itself is emtpy autism that's what everyone percieves?

    • @Atzy
      @Atzy 6 лет назад +1

      But it also wouldn't have any impact, so what's the point?

  • @raccoonavi
    @raccoonavi 6 лет назад +4525

    bro just unmute your mic

    • @jacobnix9952
      @jacobnix9952 5 лет назад +29

      Lollllllll

    • @Derpyderpderper
      @Derpyderpderper 5 лет назад +241

      Admin put him on the server mute he can't do anything because he had no roles

    • @buggsy2230
      @buggsy2230 5 лет назад +7

      @@Derpyderpderper r/woooosh

    • @Derpyderpderper
      @Derpyderpderper 5 лет назад +165

      @@buggsy2230 bruh that was a joke connected to the other one

    • @JDoyle64
      @JDoyle64 5 лет назад +202

      @@buggsy2230 That feel when you try to r/woooosh but r/woooosh yourself.

  • @themedineer2508
    @themedineer2508 4 года назад +1309

    "You know SCP-1504?"
    "You mean Joe?"
    "Who's Joe-"
    "JOE *[REDACTED]* "

  • @redrustyboots
    @redrustyboots 4 года назад +688

    “So who killed of all humanity”
    “...Joe Schmo”
    *struggling not to laugh*

  • @Site_42
    @Site_42 6 лет назад +4913

    That is a hella interesting SCP; also, talk about fate worse than death.

    • @classdpersonnel115
      @classdpersonnel115 6 лет назад +56

      Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks I cant imagine what that must feel like

    • @Paul-yn2zy
      @Paul-yn2zy 6 лет назад +157

      I thought about the hell it would be to be an immortal. You'd watch your loved ones (family and friends) die. The world would rapidly change. This is due to our perception of time. The reason why we feel time flies as we get older is that the ratio of time in any given instance (be it a: day, week, etc.) gets smaller. For example one year to a a three year-old vs one year to a fifty year-old. It would become increasingly more difficult to relate to people and form any sort of bond with them. You might even view it as futile to even successfully form a bond any kind as it would seem like a lot of work for a small amount of time.

    • @enrickeycosta7123
      @enrickeycosta7123 6 лет назад +131

      not to mention that he's gonna live out his immortal life confined in a 3x3x3 cell.

    • @freedom-P
      @freedom-P 6 лет назад +2

      666 likes

    • @Tymon02
      @Tymon02 6 лет назад +20

      Death is not such a bad fate lad.

  • @DoomsdayOdd
    @DoomsdayOdd 6 лет назад +1073

    a guy named Joe who is 195 centimeters tall and has a birthmark on his shoulder?

    • @gabehasfurther4081
      @gabehasfurther4081 5 лет назад +296

      Joe Schmo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 5 лет назад +4

      Gabe Hasfurther LMFAOO

    • @joefederico1501
      @joefederico1501 5 лет назад +74

      Why this actually describe me (almost 6 foot) have a birthmark on shoulder and named Joseph... could I be an scp

    • @TryHardCentral
      @TryHardCentral 5 лет назад +15

      jojo siwa???

    • @user-vm9gf6ik3z
      @user-vm9gf6ik3z 5 лет назад +19

      🅱️ojo 🅱️iwa

  • @BananaPoodle2
    @BananaPoodle2 5 лет назад +1365

    10 Characters that could defeat thanos in SECONDS

    • @truepatrician4700
      @truepatrician4700 5 лет назад +179

      He could probably take the infinity gauntlet and thanos would be like oh I guess i just misplaced it

    • @ArchaeusPerpetuum
      @ArchaeusPerpetuum 5 лет назад +38

      top 10 characters Thanos can't kill

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 5 лет назад +32

      Top 1 character that even Shaggy can't defeat with 100 percent power.

    • @ArchaeusPerpetuum
      @ArchaeusPerpetuum 5 лет назад +23

      @@Yes-kb5yv stop the shaggy memes

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 5 лет назад +9

      @@ArchaeusPerpetuum NEVER!!

  • @randomwolfchild1744
    @randomwolfchild1744 4 года назад +474

    Kinda feel bad for the SCP, considering he actually said "I want to die"
    Like, dang.

    • @SRSBZZ
      @SRSBZZ 4 года назад +6

      Like Dang indeed.

    • @destheoren
      @destheoren 4 года назад +14

      Then like anybody around him, the doctor just ignored him and dismissed him like dang

    • @ferretrevelvent6793
      @ferretrevelvent6793 4 года назад +9

      @aaliveded
      They didn’t ignore him just to them he said something different

    • @destheoren
      @destheoren 4 года назад +24

      @@ferretrevelvent6793 That's the depressing part. He can never be heard.

    • @CreatorsHubCreates
      @CreatorsHubCreates 4 года назад

      Random Wolf child no, he’s an ass

  • @lurkingmoth
    @lurkingmoth 5 лет назад +773

    Someone made a short film about this SCP called "unremarkable". I just saw it recently, it's really good.

    • @squogbenjamin4331
      @squogbenjamin4331 5 лет назад +6

      Link?

    • @triblasterdude9406
      @triblasterdude9406 5 лет назад +88

      I don't see anything remarkable in that short film.

    • @alexvang7572
      @alexvang7572 5 лет назад +37

      Here is the link: ruclips.net/video/emSDgUnclTM/видео.html

    • @Undersc0re_Gaming
      @Undersc0re_Gaming 5 лет назад +39

      Oh... really? I didn't notice that video... seemed pretty normal...

  • @MarvelousPhilly
    @MarvelousPhilly 6 лет назад +598

    Wow. I would hate to be in the guys shoes. Never being noticed people. Even if you're standing right in front of them, yelling in their faces, and still they ignore/not notice you. And to make matters worse, he's immortal, and cannot truly be harmed. Smh I actually feel bad for the poor guy.

    • @GATHUGHDxD
      @GATHUGHDxD 5 лет назад +24

      invincible, not immortal

    • @digitbit3180
      @digitbit3180 5 лет назад +62

      @@GATHUGHDxD he is unkillable as well as unable to age

    • @marioisawesome8218
      @marioisawesome8218 5 лет назад +1

      it seems like he is an extension of people's imaginations.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 5 лет назад +10

      Narcissistic fear projection. Every social media thot's worst nightmare.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 5 лет назад +1

      Empty mirror.

  • @KevetteofArethria
    @KevetteofArethria 6 лет назад +258

    I kinda want to hear more about this SCP, like translated responses and the foundation actually having a conversation with the SCP.

    • @gl2381
      @gl2381 6 лет назад +3

      agreed

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 6 лет назад +16

      But, by the nature of SCP-1504. People don't talk to him. They don't notice him. They never feel like talking to him. So they'll only have the 1 recording of the interview you have to have with all new SCP's.

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen 5 лет назад +12

      @@kharnthebetrayer8251 Well, they notice him, they just think he's ordinary. But with the knowledge gained from the first interview, they realized his real danger. He alters perception, but isn't 100% anti-memetic. They could theoretically interview him if they conduct an interview, stating to Joe what they understand about him, and ask him a set of fixed questions that are unaffected by the answers they perceive him giving. They then go out, filter out his responses as they did for the first interview to get his actual responses. Rinse and repeat.
      But apparently, they deemed it too dangerous to keep him conscious at all.

    • @oliverholm3973
      @oliverholm3973 5 лет назад +1

      @@Razumen
      Well, he isn't currently in containment. Perhaps when they recover him, they may think to do this.

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen 5 лет назад

      @@oliverholm3973 Yes I missed the part where he's currently missing, but the new containment procedures state: The subject is to be kept fully confined and incapacitated at all times through the use of restraints and Halothane vapor." which leads me to believe they're no longer really interested much in interacting with him in any way.

  • @ambiintro7110
    @ambiintro7110 4 года назад +479

    I just want to see them stick this guy in a room with all of the most dangerous SCPs and just deck them or something. That walking peanut? What the hell is he gonna do when the guy blinks, tap his neck? 096 would probably just start crying.

    • @ablockofcole
      @ablockofcole 4 года назад +39

      Ambi Intro the peanut would just ignore him even if joe blinks or looks away. His Anomaly is that he is ignored by everything and everyone even death, and that anything he does or say will be looked at as if it was normal

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 4 года назад +17

      @@ablockofcole so he can be one of the few if not the only scp that can see what 173 does when theres no one around

    • @ablockofcole
      @ablockofcole 4 года назад +31

      spaghetti no not entirely the normal routine around 173 is that you have to stare at him so joes anomaly would make it look like he was staring directly at him but meanwhile joes just pissing about

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 года назад +1

      096 prob wouldn't notice him

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 года назад +1

      @@spaghetti5914 based on scp 5000 I'd say it would recognize the gaze but not the person

  • @noxserpentis
    @noxserpentis 5 лет назад +239

    Never heard of this one but its immediately one of my favourite SCPs.
    Subtle, not an outright apocalypse threat and ffs not so tryhard creepy or edgy as so many others.

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 года назад +3

      there should be an scp called SCP-1505 who can talk to SCP-1504 while hearing what he actually says. but there are some counter arguments that im to lazy to type out right now lmao

  • @lsmite1778
    @lsmite1778 6 лет назад +303

    My kitchen timer blared after the sentence "should a containment breach occur..." sure shocked the hell outta me.

    • @fatalequinox6553
      @fatalequinox6553 6 лет назад +12

      l smite there's an scp in your house you need to run

    • @SakuraMoonflower
      @SakuraMoonflower 6 лет назад +8

      Lol that sounds terrifying. What an awful coincidence. XD

    • @Yes-hd5ku
      @Yes-hd5ku 6 лет назад +1

      Stay right where you are

  • @brandondaniels2027
    @brandondaniels2027 4 года назад +303

    Somebody make this man an scp that is immune to most anomalous effects so he can have a friend or someone that actually notices him. Poor dude

    • @dr.adderman483
      @dr.adderman483 4 года назад +9

      I have an idea about this actually, a person that anything anomalous is rendered unable to affect them. But they are aware of any and all SCPs that would harm humanity.

    • @theevilloafers5235
      @theevilloafers5235 4 года назад +10

      @@postconsolepeasant6538 he's only a reality anchor,bright would be the perfect one

    • @theevilloafers5235
      @theevilloafers5235 4 года назад +5

      And also don't forget about scp 166,she also needs a friend that is immune to her effects (we already have clef which is her father but we need her to have a male friend)

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 3 года назад +2

      @@theevilloafers5235 Clef can be her male friend, why not

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 3 года назад +2

      Dr.Clef and strong reality benbers probably immune to that effect

  • @majorsimmons2633
    @majorsimmons2633 4 года назад +444

    He got those powers when he found out his last name was “Mama”

    • @DangleBlampy
      @DangleBlampy 3 года назад +9

      Slightly different theory. Everyone ignores him because they don't want him to reply with "joe mama"

    • @zs3473
      @zs3473 3 года назад +4

      @@DangleBlampy this is canon now

  • @bunkerzero
    @bunkerzero 6 лет назад +317

    A man not even noticed by death itself. Forced to be alone worse then being invisible

    • @Bladehound83
      @Bladehound83 6 лет назад +39

      Yeah, there's another SCP that's literally just an invisible woman that still gets more attention than this guy.

    • @JakobatHeart
      @JakobatHeart 6 лет назад +1

      Cain
      Just dress her up as 049 and boom now you've got a female plague doctor!

    • @thesuperdoge2476
      @thesuperdoge2476 6 лет назад

      Cain oof

    • @bigfella2111
      @bigfella2111 6 лет назад

      It wouldn't be too bad after 200 years you would get used to your friends and family dieing it would be very hard for the first 200 but if you can control the fact that people ignore you and don't listen it would be fun

    • @uraniumegg
      @uraniumegg 6 лет назад

      He can just destroy the fucking world when he feels like it

  • @robotdog7764
    @robotdog7764 6 лет назад +672

    I'd hate to live in their universe. I really would. Cant do anything without being killed in some way by some estranged SCP walking around.

    • @CzarnyMlot
      @CzarnyMlot 6 лет назад +78

      But you are. Don't you know it's all real and the only reason SCP files are publicly available because there is an uncotained SCP that keeps leaking files online? Yes, some are written by people but really it's a keter-class SCP leaking data.

    • @CzarnyMlot
      @CzarnyMlot 6 лет назад +71

      99 % of people go through life without ever witnessing an SCP, and 1 % that do and survive are given amnesiacs. You might even be in that 1 % and dont know it

    • @arcturyn5303
      @arcturyn5303 6 лет назад +134

      CzarnyMlot *stop that*

    • @Fernday
      @Fernday 6 лет назад +8

      CzarnyMlot Bruv..

    • @justswift5369
      @justswift5369 6 лет назад +38

      spoiler: scps are fiction.

  • @creativecipher
    @creativecipher 6 лет назад +2050

    imagine if Site REDACTED is actually called Site Redacted

    • @kyros1283
      @kyros1283 6 лет назад +212

      TheCipherBoy That would be *REDACTED*

    • @rasmusdegn9690
      @rasmusdegn9690 6 лет назад +236

      Nah, my money's on it being called Site Expunged

    • @thunderheadcinema6743
      @thunderheadcinema6743 6 лет назад +137

      The perfect disguise

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 6 лет назад +75

      imagine if "TheCipherBoy" was a agent sent to spread disinformation.

    • @razgriz1258
      @razgriz1258 6 лет назад +4

      Hey +thecypherboy do you know someone known as 'pixy'?

  • @batataacelerada4698
    @batataacelerada4698 4 года назад +446

    1:09 "Joe... Something."
    C-could he be?!

  • @Sonamyfan875
    @Sonamyfan875 6 лет назад +352

    This SCP reminds me of a punishment in Eldest, a book from The Inheiritance Cycle (AKA Eragon), where the most severe punishment the dwarven race could give to one of their own was to basically unperson them. They would be struck from all records, all people would ignore him, and if they had to restrain him, treat him like an object.

    • @tinde2070
      @tinde2070 6 лет назад +3

      Sonamyfan875 he got what he deserved, just saying

    • @ketoxe632
      @ketoxe632 6 лет назад

      Carnivore does - What do you mean by that?

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 6 лет назад +28

      The dwarf this was done to put the entirety of Alagaesia at risk by attempting to have assassins kill Eragon, and as such received the punishment of being un-personed.

    • @zeke3633
      @zeke3633 6 лет назад +2

      Sonamyfan875 I remember that part of the book

    • @josefstalin4258
      @josefstalin4258 6 лет назад

      It was the dragons not the dwarves.

  • @inasilkcocoon
    @inasilkcocoon 5 лет назад +214

    0:01
    Sounds like Optimus Prime trying to operate a microwave.

  • @andypsy6218
    @andypsy6218 6 лет назад +1140

    Lol, here is my theory if anyone wants to read.
    This makes me feel like he's a glitch in the system. Like there are 2 of him existing in 2 different dimensions. While he is still in his dimension, his actions, speech, or even the results influenced by those actions are being perceived by the surrounding people as that of the other dimension, he might even stare 096 in the face and it would sit there if the other "him" doesn't look at it at the same time, location, etc. Since he's a glitch, he can't die. To confirm this theory, the foundation should first capture him and ask if his name is really Joe and then decode his response or whatever they did at the end. If he confirms that and acts surprised because he never really gave them his name, this theory is likely true. Dimensions are not something new in the scp world. Maybe the Joe that everyone perceives doesn't even understand the weird and horrible stuff happening around him everywhere he goes, which is actually the other Joe's doings. That's why he cried. 2 dimensions so similar they overlap each other, the only difference is him. One may think his immortality is related to the incredibly bad luck to anyone around him (similar to SCP 1440), while the other thinks he's ignored and tries everything to be noticed, not knowing that he's practically invisible because everyone around him doesn't actually see him as who he really is. That's my theory and it clicked when he said "virtual". What do you guys think?

    • @cornyboi932
      @cornyboi932 6 лет назад +62

      Wow, underrated comment

    • @krisztianboja9147
      @krisztianboja9147 6 лет назад +26

      WOW! Just.... WOW!

    • @Priest_Bot
      @Priest_Bot 6 лет назад +53

      I remember there's a certain scp that will absorb it's surrounding if someone come into it's range with the acknowledgement of a number or the scp's powers. Wonder what happens if you put joe next to it.

    • @twobadgersinatrenchcoat571
      @twobadgersinatrenchcoat571 6 лет назад +18

      Probably something normal

    • @chimmeychokanala9705
      @chimmeychokanala9705 6 лет назад +46

      I personally think the following:
      All the weird things happening while he's around are due to no one listening to him, and everyone ignoring the things he says. All the SCP's being freed, all the technology having "hiccups" was from him escaping containment. No one was aware that he was wandering around, tampering with things. All they knew was that he'd escaped. By dumb luck, or him going back to his cell, he returned to containment.
      The first audio recording is what the researchers and other staff heard, including the interviewer. The second audio recording is what actually went down. We were hearing what actually happened, the nose bleed in the first recording was ignored, but now that we know what actually happened during that recording, we know that he punched him. This man just wants to die.

  • @thelegendarybloxycola4727
    @thelegendarybloxycola4727 4 года назад +456

    Imagine spending days/weeks, creating, editing getting rejected, recreating, and repeating the process over and over again, untill they accept your SCP, just for people to call it trash, or shit.

    • @y_a_e_l.
      @y_a_e_l. 4 года назад +60

      IKR THATS WHY IM SCARED TO SUBMIT MY SCP IDEA

    • @thelegendarybloxycola4727
      @thelegendarybloxycola4727 4 года назад +55

      @@y_a_e_l. do it, it doesn't matter what other think, only if you have your own SCP there, it will be probably good, good luck.

    • @thelegendarybloxycola4727
      @thelegendarybloxycola4727 4 года назад +10

      @@y_a_e_l. if possible, could you send me what would be your idea? (You don't need to, if you don't want).

    • @Soredli
      @Soredli 4 года назад +23

      @@thelegendarybloxycola4727 ive submitted 1 scp but made it less hard to contain

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 года назад +3

      @@Soredli I’m so proud of you 👍

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile 6 лет назад +259

    1504 could be very useful if it wasn't for his aggressive behavior.
    I mean with the ability to never be harmed he could be the ultimate class C personnel to help contain other SCPs.

    • @kxriso
      @kxriso 5 лет назад +66

      Perhaps SCP-999 might fix his behavior. Although i think SCP-999 is just gonna perceive him as a normal non-depressed person.

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser 5 лет назад +30

      For the personnel he's only a man Who cannot be harmed, but he actually Is a man that can't be noticed anytime by no one, including the Foundation.

    • @spinekingjrgensen5779
      @spinekingjrgensen5779 5 лет назад +4

      @@kxriso I hope 999 can do it

    • @keepoffgrass142
      @keepoffgrass142 5 лет назад +1

      *class D*

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 5 лет назад +14

      He is agressive because the Foundation didn't realize the most important anomaly. He is too unremarkable.

  • @connertightnipplesmcgregor
    @connertightnipplesmcgregor 6 лет назад +1001

    Scp bois be like: *redacted noises*

    • @Daws0nian
      @Daws0nian 5 лет назад +3

      Le_ Void_ Ugggh I am legally obligated to like this but just know I still hate it

  • @theamazingmoist1586
    @theamazingmoist1586 6 лет назад +226

    My theory is that this guy was a criminal or conman of some sort that made a Twilight Zone-esque deal with the devil to be able to get away with anything with no repercussions. Imagine his horror when he found out that meant he couldn’t be perceived by anyone at all, and any attempt to punish him for his actions (including harm and death) failed. That drove him mad and desperate to do pretty much anything to be heard properly or at least die-no matter how many others’ lives are lost in the process.

    • @akemibones8683
      @akemibones8683 6 лет назад +12

      That's why, making a great deal which is too literal with no specifics can back fire you easily and really harshly, like saying 'I was to be the strongest man, everything i do will break', next thing you know, your literally destroying. anything. Which can drive you mad, cause it won't stop. rip

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 лет назад +4

      You mean a Faustian deal, yes? ;P

    • @curiositypiqued6573
      @curiositypiqued6573 5 лет назад

      TheAmazingMoist in which case he got what he deserved

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen 5 лет назад +3

      Possibly, but he doesn't really come across as that kind of person, and there's nothing pointing to it either, but it's an interesting theory. Hell, considering the amount of crap that happens in the SCP 'verse, maybe he was just a normal guy that got affected by an anomaly unwittingly.

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 5 лет назад

      @@curiositypiqued6573 Except he now has the power to literally destroy the world if he truly loses it and wants to. The only people he can now communicate with is the SCP foundation with their "filters", and he's made pretty big enemies of them.

  • @unclaimedusername6608
    @unclaimedusername6608 4 года назад +75

    1504 has always been one of my favorites. The way it's presented, with a strange situation, followed by a retroactive revelation of the true nature, is great stuff.

  • @Orenotter
    @Orenotter 4 года назад +2057

    I don't get it. It's just an interview with a regular guy.

    • @diegoh7506
      @diegoh7506 4 года назад +52

      i someone gonna r/woosh me if i explain what happened?

    • @bigman9970
      @bigman9970 4 года назад +16

      diego h explain it I don’t wanna watch the whole video

    • @IAOIceland1984
      @IAOIceland1984 4 года назад +61

      @@diegoh7506 yes they will

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 4 года назад +15

      @@diegoh7506 dont even bother explaining it. Theyll get it.

    • @marklance5921
      @marklance5921 4 года назад +28

      @@MadeUpNoun r/woosh
      :p

  • @officerbanjo4916
    @officerbanjo4916 5 лет назад +164

    You could probably talk to the guy by making his voice go through the filter and into a pair of headphones, so then they can actually have a conversation

    • @MrMrannoying
      @MrMrannoying 5 лет назад +5

      I wonder though. I feel like this dude has been cursed by something and if you talk to him normally with the filters, that curse or whatever might just target you. Since its supposed to prevent that from happening. If it is that sort of thing

    • @painkeks4024
      @painkeks4024 5 лет назад +30

      The Recordings only went back to normal after he was far enough away.
      You would have to tell him that so he doesn't get aggravated and then send the messages to another site for it to be then copied and sent back.

    • @professoroak7545
      @professoroak7545 4 года назад +4

      Just make him use a phone with auto correct

    • @dragonlogos1
      @dragonlogos1 4 года назад +8

      Pain Keks I feel like if you told him that you have a way to communicate with him no matter how complicated he would voluntarily go into containment.

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 6 лет назад +136

    I want to hug this guy, I feel so bad for him.

    • @akemibones8683
      @akemibones8683 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah... he can just get up and leave without you knowing xD

    • @BakaryD
      @BakaryD 6 лет назад +5

      You wouldn't notice. Crazy huh

    • @theshadowdust509
      @theshadowdust509 6 лет назад

      I feel like I want to mut on his belly button skrrrt

  • @012_oz._MAN
    @012_oz._MAN 4 года назад +71

    When I was younger I thought that It would be fun to be invisible or invincible. Glad I wasn't because living in a containment cell along with monsters and having to be studied and tested on by scientists and having to live with creatures that can easily rip and tear you apart in 1000 different ways. Seems very stressful...

    • @abrahamhernandez2352
      @abrahamhernandez2352 3 года назад +1

      Sad thing is that he would probably love to torn apart but he can’t be harmed

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 года назад

      Joe is there willingly he was bored and got noticed hoping to have a friend, if he didnt want to be contained he just had to walk out... well before they discovered his ability over electric systems

  • @erictheroman5813
    @erictheroman5813 5 лет назад +364

    "Witness my Stand ability! 1504: King Crimson!"

    • @dex5692
      @dex5692 5 лет назад +10

      Eric The Roman joschmos bizzare adventure

    • @jakovb371
      @jakovb371 5 лет назад +9

      LOOK AT ME, THINK ABOUT WHO'S TRULY WORTHY!

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 5 лет назад +1

      ZA WARUDO

    • @CytoCosmic
      @CytoCosmic 4 года назад

      *punches interviewer* KINGA CRIMSON! Nah fam just a bloody nose trust me

    • @AC-gm6dr
      @AC-gm6dr 4 года назад +2

      WOW MAN COMDEY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @noisemarine1432
    @noisemarine1432 6 лет назад +240

    The scarlet king could use him to cause a breach at every site

    • @rigboners
      @rigboners 5 лет назад +30

      Don't give him ideas

    • @retiredwestbrookfan6049
      @retiredwestbrookfan6049 5 лет назад +39

      Genesis Dalek the scarlet king could cause a breach at every site by himself lmao

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 5 лет назад +12

      @@retiredwestbrookfan6049 But that wouldn't be fun, now would it?

    • @lebanemcarl68
      @lebanemcarl68 5 лет назад +15

      would the scarlet king even notice him?

    • @voldendream
      @voldendream 5 лет назад

      Connor RK900 why doesn’t the scarlet king just destroy the foundation

  • @nonenone6349
    @nonenone6349 6 лет назад +218

    They should have used "The Jaded Ring" (SCP-714) and interview SCP-1504. It could prevent the side-effects from SCP-1504

    • @aaronholmes-black6621
      @aaronholmes-black6621 6 лет назад +80

      Sir Whaleadon The [Redacted] foundation would like to know your location.

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 6 лет назад +15

      It gives Resistance to Mnemonic effects. You can survive a touch from the Plague Doctor, but not him rubbing your face. And it's difficult to say if 1504's effects are Mnemonic in nature.

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 5 лет назад +3

      @@kharnthebetrayer8251 that's why they should try it.

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 5 лет назад +13

      Fair, but doing anything with 714 on is really hard. Most people will just put it on and take a nap. They'd probably need to be constantly slapping a D-class or Researcher to keep them awake to do the interview.
      But there's also 1504's aspect. They'll never feel the need to talk to him. Someone will make the plan, then it'll be forgetten before the plan gets to the right authorisation.

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 5 лет назад +1

      Or you can use Bella Swan

  • @that_one_doggo8391
    @that_one_doggo8391 4 года назад +486

    Just a reminder to my classmates, the foundation has decided to move classes fully online due to COVID-19’s escape from containment. Those of you who are already online students the schedule will remain the same. Remember, only authorized personnel will be allowed on sight to prevent further spread. Those found on sight will be quarantined and possibly terminated.

    • @HarbingerOfMorningWood
      @HarbingerOfMorningWood 4 года назад +30

      Thank god. I need a break from site 16. Shit gets way too hectic over there

    • @helicobacterpylori701
      @helicobacterpylori701 4 года назад +15

      Let me guess, Dr Bright let it out.

    • @archerschlesinger263
      @archerschlesinger263 4 года назад +4

      🤔

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 4 года назад +16

      Let's be real, you honestly think the foundation would care about a mundane virus with all the shit they deal with? They probably gave out a site wide vaccine on day one and didn't give it a second thought

    • @louieree6420
      @louieree6420 4 года назад +4

      @@DarthZ01 some SCP-500 should Do the trick

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 6 лет назад +692

    Soon the credits thank yous will start taking more time than the actual documents. Nice to see support is growing!

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 6 лет назад +256

    Hey Joe, if you're reading this and I didn't notice: Sorry. I care about you.

    • @yourfavoriteheritic6441
      @yourfavoriteheritic6441 6 лет назад +22

      who are you talking to?

    • @kaidatong1704
      @kaidatong1704 6 лет назад +2

      Just play the filtered version of the recordings back to him

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew Kaser this isn't real.....seriously. ....neither is santa

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 6 лет назад +3

      Puff's Magic Voices I am alone, I say unto myself, composed of billions of me in all my forms. My white blood cells move as I defend myself from all invaders, my red blood cells do breathe the breath I myself give to myself. For all of me is made of me. All I take in becomes me for some time, I am always leaving myself and coming back to myself. I am always and never alone.

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 6 лет назад +1

      Puff's Magic Voices I have a power too, can hear all things all the time. I know everything. But I will fail no matter how correct I am.

  • @NeekoNoel
    @NeekoNoel 5 лет назад +169

    >JOe
    >cannot be damaged or killed
    >195 tall
    >shoulder birth mark

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 3 года назад +116

    Now that i think about it, this guy is the most dangerous scp
    He can do anything, literally anything without being noticed or anyone caring. as a matter of fact, and because he cant be harmed he can easily get away with it too. If he felt like it he could end the world at any second and nobody could do anything to stop him.

    • @SalveSandWonk
      @SalveSandWonk 3 года назад +6

      He could slowly kill everything and nobody would pay any mind

    • @crapniggahiggins8796
      @crapniggahiggins8796 2 года назад

      Not if you consider Marion Wheeler's tales by Qntm which deals with Anti-Memes like Joe and entities like him.

    • @gpt-jcommentbot4759
      @gpt-jcommentbot4759 Год назад +2

      the foundation would consider him uncontained while he might be running around right next to them. you never know.

  • @thegreatazal5021
    @thegreatazal5021 6 лет назад +473

    Nothin out of the ordinary here

    • @TheFUSense
      @TheFUSense 6 лет назад +45

      this 1504 seems like a nice guy

    • @buddy9075
      @buddy9075 6 лет назад +23

      The Great Azal SOMETHING IS OUT OF THE NORMAL YOU WOULDNT NOTICE ME ANYWAY *pulls out knife and waves near your eyes*

    • @knucklehead8316
      @knucklehead8316 6 лет назад +2

      Famous last words

    • @deez2047
      @deez2047 6 лет назад

      Doesnt look like anything to me

    • @Idkmanlemmeedit
      @Idkmanlemmeedit 6 лет назад

      The Great Azal I get it

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 6 лет назад +692

    this one actually made my heart hurt.

  • @musicfromapleb9910
    @musicfromapleb9910 6 лет назад +60

    interesting, he must have been communicating through the site technology to tell people to notice him.

  • @Migolcow
    @Migolcow 4 года назад +87

    Can't be harmed or killed, most things can't even perceive what he's doing?
    I think they need to throw it at 682

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 4 года назад +1

      682 adapts resistance to perception shifts, perhaps?

    • @lelsirlel3959
      @lelsirlel3959 4 года назад +5

      ​@@youtubeuniversity3638 Nope, 682 wouldn't notice a change in perception due to joes ability, and even while being invisible. he's immortal/indestructible

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 3 года назад

      @@lelsirlel3959 SO HE CAN KILL HIM!?

    • @2miligrams
      @2miligrams 3 года назад +1

      he's not contained.

  • @Emars118
    @Emars118 5 лет назад +266

    Automatic
    Security
    System
    Wait a minute...

    • @marcoantoniotorres4924
      @marcoantoniotorres4924 5 лет назад +64

      Imagine saying that as an acronym.
      "All our keters got out, but thanks to our *ASS*, many lives were saved."

    • @tophatv2902
      @tophatv2902 5 лет назад +1

      @@marcoantoniotorres4924 ^

    • @nicholashernandez4611
      @nicholashernandez4611 5 лет назад +4

      Emars118
      In SCP and mother Russia...
      ASS save you!
      Not with this SCP of course, but you get the joke.

    • @hair_sauce6472
      @hair_sauce6472 4 года назад +1

      nice

    • @bruhmoment5042
      @bruhmoment5042 4 года назад +1

      /vox ASS

  • @willsir1
    @willsir1 5 лет назад +90

    Very good American accent dude! I was genuinely surprised near the end to hear your true accent. Well done.

  • @TarnishedProductions
    @TarnishedProductions 6 лет назад +987

    wait a minute... 1.95 meters tall? a birth mark on his shoulder? IS SCP-1504 A JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @akemibones8683
      @akemibones8683 6 лет назад +102

      IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCEEEEEEE

    • @clevernickname7998
      @clevernickname7998 6 лет назад +184

      Xurban holy shit his name starts with Joe and we don't know his last name.
      THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND

    • @definitivelylostcause
      @definitivelylostcause 6 лет назад +229

      1.95 meters tall
      the birth mark's location
      the "anomaly" (stand)
      shoots himself with a gun and nothing happens...
      More specifically, he is a MOTHERFUCKING PART 3 JOJO REFERENCE

    • @bankruptb200
      @bankruptb200 6 лет назад +27

      HOLY SHIT

    • @christophercrafte
      @christophercrafte 6 лет назад +39

      IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

  • @acidicballistic
    @acidicballistic 4 года назад +127

    The part where the guy said to tell his wife he loves her was so sad

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 6 лет назад +1936

    Would a written letter be ignored As well?

    • @cobaltspirit6137
      @cobaltspirit6137 6 лет назад +59

      🤔Would it...?

    • @selvin-8105
      @selvin-8105 6 лет назад +285

      I honestly think that the system failures were just the SCP shutting things off. If that's the case then... Yeah probably.

    • @tecnicstudios
      @tecnicstudios 6 лет назад +139

      it probably would if its given to someone directly, but it probably would not if it is "found"

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 6 лет назад +3

      HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA FIND YOU?!

    • @tecnicstudios
      @tecnicstudios 6 лет назад +9

      WHO.... ARE.... YOU....TALKING.....TOOOO?!!!!

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky 5 лет назад +41

    One of the most simple, yet perfect SCPs. Deserves a spot on the best list.

  • @xxbabayagaxx1425
    @xxbabayagaxx1425 4 года назад +13

    My personal headcanon is that the containment breaches at the original facility were Joe trying to find an SCP that could actually kill him.

  • @jackal292
    @jackal292 3 года назад +26

    I just realized the chalk in the background hints at Millar being an scp

  • @thatkidminor9864
    @thatkidminor9864 6 лет назад +670

    Object class (redacted) date of incident (redacted) time of incident (redacted) this report is written by (redacted) for the purpose of (redacted) to describe (redacted) (redacted). (redacted) started the (redacted) by (redacted) to the (redacted). Dr. (Redacted) previously (redacted) before scp (scp identification number redacted) (redacted).

    • @router_BasedUser
      @router_BasedUser 5 лет назад +108

      [data expunged]

    • @binderstonkeyes7172
      @binderstonkeyes7172 5 лет назад +74

      [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @poeter14
      @poeter14 5 лет назад +52

      LOL that's like the scp-(redacted) where the scp (redacted) the (redacted) and Dr. (redacted) has writes the first ever [data expunged]

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 лет назад +30

      (redacted) is almost as dangerous as [data expunged]

    • @emcoulter4459
      @emcoulter4459 5 лет назад +65

      That ‘redacted’ shit does get really annoying though.

  • @joegun4259
    @joegun4259 4 года назад +90

    Me: hey, have you heard of joe?
    Guy: who's joe?
    Me: you fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

  • @ntaentae6264
    @ntaentae6264 5 лет назад +74

    Dang,EVEN THE NUKE DIDN'T EVEN REGONIZE HIM😂

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 3 года назад +5

    Joe Schmo: Enters SCP-682's containment.
    SCP-682: *"Understandable. Have a nice day."*