Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-5956 - THEREISNOCANNON
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- Опубликовано: 3 мар 2024
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"Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
Ah shit, we're doing pataphysics again...
I had never seen the word pataphysics before and after reading the wikipedia article on it, I never want to again. What the actual fuck does any of that stuff mean?
@@mr.t0xic100Its the science of meta writing essentially some people in scp know they are fictional and study the physics of that
"Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
Graduated in Scientific Sciences from Universal University. This one is a legit science guy. I trust him!
To be fair, he had identity abstracted by the god of the fairies, so those might literally be his credentials.
Pick your choice:
🔵 "The *REISNO* cannon"
_or_
🔴 *"there is no canon"*
I read it as the second option
Both by the rules of a Dragonbreak
Both. Down with binary reductionism!
Joke's on you, the blue dress is actually gold!
well option number 2 is a different SCP
You know you've sunken too much time in a fandom where you can listen to one of these and understand everything that's being said to you
I still remember being able to completely comprehend 6659 when I was reading it
That's the reward 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can't fully understand and I disappointed in myself but then again could be because of sleep deprivation
Sunken 😂
ok but blank's work is fucking amazing
"REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
Clever as duck
🤮
But THERE IS NO CANNON?!
🤣
@@aryanahr7887 Double Entendre.
what?
Dr. Dougall Deering try not to ruin the entire world for something related to his brother challenge, level: Impossible.
The author of the article has a wild sense of humour, taking a statement about the SCP universe itself and turning it into an acronym for a time travel device...
I felt like there was a reason it was call "the reisno" but it I could not quite figure it out. Had to really stare at the title and do the spelling equivalent of counting to twenty on my toes after reading your comment. Lol
Multiple layers of irony 😂
@@robert_aram but like, for real:
The REISNO cannon
- the thing
There is no canon
-funi scp meta
There is no cannon
-the thing actually stops existing in the story
Let's see who's behind this mask..
*pulls mask off SCP-5956*
An SCP-001 proposal!
*[cue REDACTED ranting about getting away from meddlers]*
a reply from 23 hours ago?
how?
Channel members get access to videos early
If I ever joind, @@pandalover900, I hope the videos are still at 3AM EST 😜
@@dixionmuncher6481 yeah hold up something aint right
Ah, yet another example of why "What could possibly go wrong?" should be the actual motto of the Foundation.
Also, whenever Placeholder is mentioned, you know things are going to get weird.
I read somewhere that Placeholder is malicious
Why is you’re profile picture fucken Epstein
Lmfao
The Foundation really didn't do this as Dr. Deering did this without approval. And frankly he causes a LOT of problems in other realities. Offing him makes the world safer. sm
Him dr bright and tilda moose are some of the best written characters period
The very start of the video: oh, this could be a fun one!
10 min later: ah shite, here we go again
Imagine if this was someone’s introduction to SCP
I watched the entire thing because it was randomly in my recommended while bored on an airport layover and this is my introduction to it lol
@@RowanNagy97Lmao welcome to the fandom. Want some recs from this channel?
Literally me
@@EspeonMistress00yes please....
@@ArnoldJudasRimmer..scp 7819 noo Vacancy
Man, if nothing else the foundation has an extremely colorful set of occupational Hazards.
Electrocution or dust inhalation just seems downright tame compared to turning into liquid on the spot.
Having your radio turn into glass, transmuting into a mannequin... All in a day's work, really.
Dust inhalations sounds really lame, compared to having your muscle mass and skeleton pass through your skin and your skin remains standing
Yeah, shut hasn't REALLY hit the fan until you are fighting off multiple copies of yourself wielding a cognitohazard that makes you doubt if you were even the original to begin with...
Bruh, imagine walking around in a typical day of work and then just getting *instantly f**#cking** boiled alive.* 💀
"Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate"
I'm fucking dying lmfao. I nearly spit my breakfast all over my desk
You must be new around here....
placeholder is a legend
Every time i hear the word "Temporal" I immediately think to myself this is not gonna end well. They always mess with time and it always fails. Part of me feels like they would learn from the past if they would stop screwing it up so much 😂
Every time I hear "Placeholder McDoctorate", I think the same
well since they all die everytime they mess with temporal stuff, they cant remember the last time they did it, because everytime is the first time, just in a different time line
SCP 2000
Retrocausaly - engineered mean that past events are effected by future events and that its intentional.
Intertemporal either means between 2 times or how current decisions affect what options become available in the future.
Syncronization means operate at the same time or rate.
Noetic means mental activity.
And ordinality means the capacity to place numbers in sequence.
This is not one to play in the background, but it's the good and fun kind of complicated. Coming back later when I can pay full attention.
I was about to do this. Thank you.
the cannon is a lie
What about the cake?
But delicious.
Congratulations, you have been promoted to D class.
@@TheMysticalTank Nah cake is more real 😂
Please, no more tired memes from a well concluded puzzle adventure game series.
Let's not forget that all of this started because they thought "Lets take our problems (esoteric waste) and push them somewhere else!" was a good idea. Dougal did this to himself from the very beginning.
“What could go wrong?” says The Foundation, where everything always goes wrong.
The Reisno Cannon
Did he just read it wrong or is it on porpoise? #thisisajokeffs
@@dthompsonza In the actual SCP article it is the "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.
@@dthompsonzaporpoise? lol
I wondered that at first. "Isn't it.." but as he continued, it was obvious that it was what he said
There Is No Cannon
@@KutsugeMindUrmoks
True
The author of this entry certainly had a fun time coming up with the deaths. Never before have I considered the horrific implications of slowly being turned into a glitched wall texture.
I was kinda hoping it would just be “There is no Cannon” so I could make up something silly but oh well.
That’s supposed to be the play on words here. “The REISNO Cannon” -> “There is no cannon”
Technically canon*, but yeah it's a pun.
@@bugjams I know that. But the phrase “There is no cannon” was used a few times throughout this skip.
"There is no cannon" is a separate idea relating more to the in-universe meta-awareness that the SCP list describes many different realities. A lot of good SCPs are based on taking wordplay literally when you think about it.
"... when I stand in front of the only mirror in site 43, and you won't look at me" nothing to make you feel guilty quite like a super murderous anomaly that takes the shape of your dead brother that wants nothing to do with you.
1:23: ⏳ Temporal mechanism enabling communication with past selves for knowledge augmentation.
5:45: ⏳ Series of events leading to containment breach and destruction protocol activation.
12:13: ⚠️ Anomalous energy reaction leads to catastrophic effects and erasure of unknown entity.
17:35: 💥 Anomalies breach containment, causing destruction and chaos at SCP facility.
23:40: 🌀 Anomalous event causes personnel transformation and temporal paradox at SCP facility.
29:42: ⚠️ Anomalous linguistic phenomenon causes loss of communication abilities and conceptual invisibility among personnel.
35:09: ⏳ Temporal alterations lead to unexpected consequences and new abilities in SCP personnel.
40:56: ⏳ A plan to undo past mistakes and save others by bringing back a key figure from a forked road.
47:03: 🔒 Anomalous reels and tape discovered containing recordings of Dr. Neo's personal and traumatic experiences.
52:52: ⏳ Anomalous events lead to temporal anomalies and recurring deaths among personnel.
58:32: 🌀 Anomalous device causing reality alterations and time loops at Site-43.
Recap by Tammy AI
I like how this literally connects an alternate On Guard 43 world and the ADMONITION universe which works out for the title in the end lmao
I remember reading part of this canon some years ago, but I followed a series of links that told the story from Phil's point of view so I somehow skipped the REISNO cannon somehow. This whole tale is very convoluted but quite entertaining, the author is particularly creative in the ways in which the characters meet their end, I remember one being turned into a pile of odd looking lemons just because they took a few steps in the wrong direction during one of the re-enactments of the event and how the Foundation just had to keep containing the piles of lemons every year after that.
Also this canon is generally bonkers even by SCP standards.
took me this long to realise that THEREISNOCANNON is a pun on THERE IS NO CANON
The whole "using time travel to stop a bad thing only to realize you made it worse" plot just reminds me of the old "boys with a time machine" meme with Arnold Schwarzenegger running with the caption "Let that man into art school!" With another one behind him with a hammer a sickle on his chest saying "No just let it happen I was wrong!" Lol
The family guy time travel episode lol
I cannot overstate how much your work is appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing your voice and these stories with us. I sleep so well a few times a week thanks to you; please, keep it up !!❤
Why don’t they just have someone ALWAYS on standby at SCP2000.
Just a quick note: Lake Huron is not pronounced "HOO-ron", it's pronounced "HYOU-ron". Like "Hugh".
-Signed: someone who camped in the Provincial park that used to be atop Site-43, located less than a half-hour drive north of me
Omg finally someone else from Michigan who gets it
@@leahcole8672Not from Michigan, but I can see it from my balcony.
Thank christ this bothers other people as much as it bothers me
Any time placeholder and wettle and balnk are in something you know its gonna get funky
The Rye Snow Cannon
Miguel O'hara: *VISIBLE ANGER*
Oh boy another meta cannon scp I love this stuff
I absolutely love Placeholder and HarryBlank's work, excited to see you cover this
Welcome to another rendition of "WTF is going on!?" by our friends at the Foundation!
I love when you hear Dr. PLACEHOLDER you know to not go full involvement with the characters, but to pull back out and look at the story for what it is - a story - and view/listen to it as an observer, rather than a participant, if that makes sense? 😊🤔😬👈💥👀🧠🐧
SCP Murphys Law was present.
Had to rewind the first couple seconds bc I read the title as “There Is No Cannon” and when you said, “The Reisno Cannon” I got very confused. Also, glad to be back! Took a lil break from SCPs so now it’s time to binge all of them of course
😂😂yeah i hear that!! 😎😎
So 001-A is an inverse "constant companion"
In the summary part, it's also like the time sphere in Futurama. Neat.
The Reisno Cannon, There Is No Cannon.....nothing is true, everything is permittted....
We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are the Assassin Foundation
*Laughs in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Aw yea 3am wheres the 3am guy
Yo what’s up bro sorry I’m late
I’m on a walk along the train tracks rn cuz of insomnia vibing to SCP stories and 40k lore
Hellyeah man
I'm late as always
Thank you so much for covering this one!! At about 1:00:00 the whole explanation resembles the bit about missiles knowing their position "it knows where it was, and where it isn't"
I always thought this was named “There Is No Canon”
YEYAGGHHHGHHH I LOVE ON GUARD 43 SO MUCH
I'd love to watch a video about the entire arc, once it's done
I love the descriptions of the chaos that unfolds in the stories of this universe. So creative and ridiculous
hour long TES always makes my week that much better
Or the THERE IS NO CANNON
That's reminiscent of Steins;Gate. Hououin kyouma (A.K.A. Rintaro Okabe) would like an upgrade please. 😅
the time leap device is far more practical than the reisno cannon tbh, considering you don't really need to repeat the instructions to your past self to ensure a paradox doesnt occur, its only really limited by how much time you can leap...... a week max kinda ass but oh well.
I love this. Although I'm saddened your not doing any cactus verse I really loved those the best
Yes! a new “bedtime story” for me! I put this on every night to fall asleep to. Lol doesn’t give me nightmares despite the typically graphic or disturbing nature, I think due to your calm delivery. Keep it up!
What a pleasant thing to finish work and come back to
Another well narrated SCP, thanks man. If you're looking to branch out, the Dune universe would be interesting to explore :)
I'd actually like to hear that from him
Wonderful imagination in this one, I think this idea is a brilliant narrative vehicle.
Am I the only one who felt a shiver run down his spine at the words "Paradox Exodus Engine"? xD Given that this Article was written by HarryBlank and Placeholder McD, the REISNO Canon now seems to be in the posession of the In-universe Placeholder from the Admonition Series, which... is realy fucking unsetteling xD
We need to load Dearing into a cannon. He keeps breaking reality.
But theREISNOcannon 😱
Or we could just load a placeholder for him... 🙃
Love listening while at work
The Reisno cannon is loaded with amnestics.
I don't know what this is about, but im lovin it.
Hell yeah boys we sleepin good tonight
YES! A new SCP read from TES!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
perfect timing
I quite like these odd time/reality based SCPs, it’d be nice to see some different types of scp soon though
It’s been awhile since I’ve heard your voice and I’ve missed it so much. Thank you for your quiet calmness . 💖
What I would love to find another SCP that includes a footnote among the lines of: "During the recontainment efforts, a gnarled corpse carrying Dr. McDoctorate's identification was discovered along with wreckage from what appears to be two pieces of machinery. Site personnel have reached out to the doctor to ascertain what he knows about "P.E.E." or a "-SNO CANNON."
How so? Paradox Placeholder is still alive, just transported into ADMONITION
@@vereinigtestaaten6453 OP just wants the recurring presence of devices named with the acronym P.E.E. to be acknowledged. Plus it would be a nice parallel to SCP-5000, except the time-travelling cadaver more overtly deserved his death.
This came on randomly while I was driving the almost hour trip to visit my boyfriend and I’m so glad it did
Yusss. Just in time for bed.
Thanks so much!!
omfg, you beat me to it.
@@IchbinX got the notification as I was jumping in bed.
Have a good sleep!!
33:24 noooo
Posted less than 20 minutes ago, just in time for bed 🤙 love listening while i settle in
_That's an SCP?!_
I thought that's how tuesday afternoons are supposed to go..
Two hour long bangers in a row let’s go
Hell yeah right before i sleep. Thank you bro ❤
"TheREISNOcannon" Nice.
The area of Nchuthnkarst in Blackreach that houses the Clockwork Criterion, on map, looks exactly like the SCP foundation logo, hanging in the air is some sort of multi dimensional Dwarven sphere device at the very center
I guess that I can understand what went on, but I just can't understand why half of that stuff happened? I get that it's SCP but it just takes it so far into randomness. There's involvement from cognitohazards, memetic stuff, a full 001 proposal somehow, on top of things randomly turning into other stuff or coming to life and it just reads like it's trying to be everything at once while using Placeholder as a reason for it. The SCP isn't bad honestly, but it's needlessly complex for my taste
Love time travel, love mangg, Mondays not so bad....
The risotto cannon
Mama Mia
“The risotto cannon is BURNT, you bloody donut!”
4 min into this one and...my head hurts.
Great Video!
Why does this sound like part of the Admonition series?
I think 2 of the writers are authors of some ADMONITION articles
This SCP sounds like a part of the admonition canon but surprisingly it isn't like I checked to see if it was or not and yeah it isn't.
It's one of the things we wrote that ended up informing ADMONITION, and is canonically connected to it. I call it Episode 0 sometimes, and Placeholder tactfully fails to correct me.
Some overlapping authors/characters
@@harryblank43 thank you for responding. I will be putting it in my Admonition playlist!
Very Nice!
YES waited weeks for this :)))
Finally 😊 one of my favorite scp
This is amazing
Wait, is it "Cannon" like the artillery piece, or "Canon" like the core fundamental building blocks of a setting?
One makes more sense than the other.
Yes
Perfect timing!
My head hurts so much after this
NoCannon....WHAT...How in the heck are we going to have a SCP Convention if there's no Cannon...
Will you do a reading on the 8000 winner? I just read it and it's amazing! Love both 8000 and its prequel 4000
01:26 Jet Li tried something like this in a movie titled, “The One” and it didn’t turn out so well for other Jet Lis in other dimensions. Cool movie though!
I like how it spells out There is no cannon.
Fun vid to clean my bathroom to unfortunately I've understood nothing, 10/10 anyhow
Neat, the SCP foundation got a hold of Hououin Kyouma's time leap machine. Didn't expect a Steins;Gate crossover, but here we are lol
20:14 ayo who be gettin turnt in the slurry
I would love to see this scp as a movie
the reisno cannon, I see what you did there xD
Dr. P. McD throughout 2033: "I have to PEE."
Hm, there is no cannon, I never thought of that