Honest Christmas Songs

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 367

  • @briankunnari
    @briankunnari 3 года назад +132

    Kim for the absolute win with "Worth it. Love it. Drink It. Pop It. Twist it." #rum From a fellow composer, this is freaking hilarious and another knocked out of the park piece of musical content from you two. Penn, you rule.

  • @tammyjohnson7401
    @tammyjohnson7401 3 года назад +43

    These songs that I was already singing along to, will be now part of my Christmas line up of favorite songs. Love the honesty.🎄🤶🎁❄️🎅

  • @justnerdystuff
    @justnerdystuff 3 года назад +140

    The catalog part is sooo true - I finally got smart this year and just ask all my family to send me an Amazon wish list. It made Christmas shopping sooooo easy!!! Why didn't I think of this earlier!

    • @theholdernessfamily
      @theholdernessfamily  3 года назад +24

      brilliant!

    • @autumnleaf2263
      @autumnleaf2263 3 года назад +13

      My husband's family refuses to do that and then always acts slightly disappointed with the gifts and its just too expensive. So we just put our foot down this year and said we will not be doing Christmas. The Amazon wishlist is 1000% the way to go if your family will cooperate!

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 года назад +8

      Remember the song from a couple months ago?
      Even with Amazon Prime,
      It will not get here on time,
      There's nothing we can do,
      Pretty sure this Christmas, were screwed.

    • @justnerdystuff
      @justnerdystuff 3 года назад +2

      @@EndlessSummer888 yah, that's getting truer - I keep getting notifications that my delivery is running late, oh well,

    • @TheCompbuzz
      @TheCompbuzz 3 года назад +7

      Catalogs still exist? I remember as a kid looking through the Sears catalog around Christmas time. I thought everything is pretty much online now a days.

  • @alisadawn9541
    @alisadawn9541 3 года назад +39

    To the tune of "Let It Snow" (with a few rhythmic liberties)
    Oh the weather outside is frightful
    Why did we decide to travel?
    This would be so much better in July!
    Let's stay home, snuggle up, have some pie! (Or some wine, for the lovely Mrs. Holderness)
    Couldn't we tell your family
    That it's much too cold and snowy
    Even though the roads are dry
    Let's stay home, snuggle up, have some pie!
    If we actually just stay here
    And we wait 'til the weather is clear
    We won't feel like we're gonna die
    Driving through blizzards at night!
    (epic key change, of course)
    Driving through blizzards at night!
    Yes, I know that we have to go.
    But, must we, in the snow?
    Can't we just wait 'til July?
    And, for now, stay at home, have some pie?

    • @UTMomof4
      @UTMomof4 3 года назад +3

      Love it!

    • @cnsohm
      @cnsohm 3 года назад +3

      This is perfection!

  • @MsLoperK
    @MsLoperK 3 года назад +72

    I’m so happy I found the Holderness Family last year. Y’all just put me in a good mood!! I hope y’all have a great holiday season!!

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 3 года назад +2

      I found them through Charlie Berens. I think I showed the Target Husband video to just about everyone. My husband agrees with just one thing - we are a "Target *Couple*". We go there all the time.🙂

    • @darcistephenson5359
      @darcistephenson5359 3 года назад +2

      @@sabinal17 I discovered them the same way! I was gifted an instapot last year and fell completely in live with them when they did the video on " how simple " they are to use. Btw, I've used mine exactly 3 times.

    • @MsLoperK
      @MsLoperK 3 года назад

      I love Charlie’s channel too!!

  • @MaryS-zh7ep
    @MaryS-zh7ep 3 года назад +102

    Kim I just love how you watch Penn do his thing. You are always glowing, which adds so much to the videos!

    • @anitastodolak9882
      @anitastodolak9882 3 года назад +6

      I know right! I JUST LOVE HER AND PENN! SHES GORGEOUS BY THE WAY!

    • @stevekrein6824
      @stevekrein6824 3 года назад +7

      That's all any man wants for Christmas. A woman to look at him like Kim does!

    • @KikiRayburn
      @KikiRayburn 2 года назад +4

      I love her commentary during the songs

  • @debskinner3846
    @debskinner3846 2 года назад +19

    Love the 'Hark this Christmas Pageants long..." as a private school music teacher- i couldn't agree with you more!!! :)

  • @joyfulosity
    @joyfulosity 3 года назад +79

    There almost needs to be a song about the “experience” of getting a Christmas tree! Putting the tree up (I.e. in the actual stand) after getting it home, is actually the most stressful and crazy part of Christmas for my family at least!! 😂 No idea why, it just has always been that way? Love love love this song though, it’s gonna be on repeat I can feel it already 😍 Great job!!

    • @evangelinekanaris5518
      @evangelinekanaris5518 3 года назад +2

      There’s a funny parody of the 12 days of Christmas called the 12 pains of Christmas that just makes fun of so many Christmas things.

    • @laurajones6486
      @laurajones6486 3 года назад

      Yes I use to get my husband and son to come help pick out the tree. That was not fun because they don’t care. So now I go buy it and my husband comes and picks it up. But then we have to do the stand thing and there is lots of cursing involved. Makes a great start to the Christmas season. 🤣

    • @lucasjw
      @lucasjw 3 года назад +1

      We’re still haunted by the year our tree fell over twice (or was it three times-I’ve suppressed the details). We got to do the putting the tree in the stand thing a few times. Good times.

    • @hollyshouse928
      @hollyshouse928 2 года назад

      Dude Dad did a video on his channel

    • @Kate98755
      @Kate98755 Год назад

      my tree comes out of a box, love it

  • @LizzieMcT
    @LizzieMcT 3 года назад +8

    Omg you have Marty Moose glasses, I love that!! I'm with Penn, I don't mind that Christmas is people-y. :)

  • @marilynmiller8670
    @marilynmiller8670 3 года назад +21

    As always, you are right on point with all these songs! Happy Holidays

  • @Tammy-cf8sl
    @Tammy-cf8sl 3 года назад +5

    Y’all ain’t right “in a good way” and I love it!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @lauravietmeier7427
    @lauravietmeier7427 3 года назад +11

    This is one of my favorites now around Christmas. I love it to pieces. It's so so on target and clever!!!

  • @richardmahn7589
    @richardmahn7589 3 года назад +5

    Best Christmas Song: "Die Hard Clearly is a Christmas Movie"!

  • @stevenwilkinson2832
    @stevenwilkinson2832 3 года назад +18

    I love the compilation! For me I enjoy a quiet Christmas. This year my wife's family will be at a cabin in the mountains, and I get to babysit the fur babies. It will be quiet, the cats will sleep and the dog and I will play outside. I wish a peaceful Christmas to you all.

    • @PawsForAndrea
      @PawsForAndrea 2 года назад +1

      Your version sounds like a peaceful, blissful Christmas to me! 🐾🐾 After all, "why is Christmas so people-y"?!

  • @carolhamilton9500
    @carolhamilton9500 3 года назад +12

    Amazing lyrics......so creative!!! Merry Christmas and thanks for making our past year humorous!!!

  • @Julia-xf5ps
    @Julia-xf5ps 3 года назад +16

    Happy Holidays, your comedy is a gift, thank you!

  • @powers1217
    @powers1217 2 года назад +16

    Please be glad you have all of those people. I literally have nowhere to go for Christmas festivities…except to my politically opposite parents-in-law. My very vocal parents-in-law who like to “poke the bear.” No work parties, no friend parties (only a couple of friends who live hours/states away), both my parents have passed and I’m an only child. You’re very blessed.

    • @jeanettehansen4852
      @jeanettehansen4852 Год назад +2

      I'm sorry your parents have both passed. Holidays are so hard after that. ❤

    • @smellincoffee
      @smellincoffee 11 месяцев назад +1

      That is a good perspective. Thank you for sharing it.

  • @Trasea
    @Trasea 3 года назад +13

    Brilliant!! So TRUE!! We all do this and think this - and you made it into a phenomenally funny song!! 🤣🤩👍

  • @patriciahunter1363
    @patriciahunter1363 3 года назад +17

    I used to love Christmas. Until all my loved ones passed. And now there’s just me. But I love watching you guys. Merry Christmas

    • @laurabailey1054
      @laurabailey1054 2 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @LindaRicaLIVE
      @LindaRicaLIVE 2 года назад +3

      Me too ..
      And we are growing neglected population perhaps we should all get together and have 30 minute parties!

  • @tonyaappling8597
    @tonyaappling8597 3 года назад +14

    Once again you guys knock it out the park!!! Merry Christmas 🎅

  • @jenniemacaulaykirkland7044
    @jenniemacaulaykirkland7044 2 года назад +4

    Hilarious! Gave me a good giggle this morning! Thank you so, so much Holderness family. I love you loads. Have a happy Christmas. XX

  • @nightgazer251
    @nightgazer251 2 года назад +1

    That ‘divorced’ line made me laugh so much!!!!!

  • @shelleynorthrop9276
    @shelleynorthrop9276 3 года назад +3

    I like pandemic Christmas. An introvert's dream. I miss it already.

  • @brettst01
    @brettst01 3 года назад +10

    Hahaha, yep, cant wait to catch up with friends, but 30 minutes sounds about right :) 40 may be pushing it :) From a fellow introvert.

  • @012you1
    @012you1 3 года назад +9

    Everday my class loves to wait for a new show you guys make us so happy and make them smile thanks you so much

  • @scottadler
    @scottadler 3 года назад +8

    Absolutely marvelous, Nice to hear all of these really Jewish songs once or twice. For Hannukah, this year, it coincided with Thanksgiving, so the family was there, but @#$%, we forgot to light the candles. Everyone was in a food coma, including our daughter's boyfriend, a DOCTOR I'll have you know.
    Penn -- How about a Passover video this year, one in which the Holdernesses are guests of a Jewish family, but have no idea what is going on. And Penn tries the Bitter Herb (horseradish) and has to run to the kitchen for a glass of wine.
    And then he discovers that the kids put real wine in their four glasses of grape juice and are giggling all over the place.
    And the whole family wants the brisket recipe, only the two grandmas won't share it.
    As an expert in modern Jewish practices (a family friend, by the way, was Harry Golden of the Carolina Israelite). and a former comedian, I hereby volunteer.

  • @cathyortiz1280
    @cathyortiz1280 Год назад

    The kids song - too true. 😂😂😂 My parents are gone. Enjoy them while you can. Just me & my daughter but I do like it that way. 😊

  • @averyce2
    @averyce2 3 года назад +1

    It's not just me?!? Phew, what a relief :-)

  • @alberic15
    @alberic15 3 года назад +3

    Please do another honest Christmas songs video. This was awesome!!!

  • @d.thomas1541
    @d.thomas1541 3 года назад +1

    “UP! ”. I said it to myself right when Penn did! 🤣

  • @Catoon...
    @Catoon... 2 года назад +2

    You guys bring light to my lonely days...thank you and keep singing😍👍❤️

  • @michellehankin9762
    @michellehankin9762 3 года назад +9

    I search catalogs too!! Circling my "Santa wishes" and then give it to my husband and he can order it. This will avoid him #%&$ it up! He is alway so proud on Christmas morning. It looks like his idea but, well, really... 😀

    • @theholdernessfamily
      @theholdernessfamily  3 года назад +4

      Sounds like a great plan to me!

    • @cgfiresoul5473
      @cgfiresoul5473 2 года назад

      That so cut that he's still proud😊. My mom does the same and my dad is still so proud of his wrapping😆

  • @leedanielson7452
    @leedanielson7452 3 года назад +6

    You two are sooooo talented!!!😊👍🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @PamelaEnglish-ew8nf
    @PamelaEnglish-ew8nf 10 месяцев назад

    The Christmas pageant one was so on point, and hysterical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MysthiqueSaN
    @MysthiqueSaN 2 года назад +1

    I wish you would sing more, Kim! Love both of your voices, you guys are AWESOME!!! Love to you all from Netherlands

  • @johnruffing7422
    @johnruffing7422 3 года назад +10

    This puts a big smile on my face as someone who has issues celebrating Christmas with physical issues and also UNforgiveable decisions on behalf of other family members. 😅😊👍🏻👍🏻

  • @natureselement7588
    @natureselement7588 2 года назад +2

    Lmao... loved the cataloge searching. That eggnog with rum also was wonderful.. lol I'm enjoying this honest Christmas songs. 🎄
    Merry Christmas you guys.

  • @TravelSmallLiveBig
    @TravelSmallLiveBig 3 года назад +1

    Bwha ha ha - never too much rum in the egg nog. Love the quiet Christmas - we usually go camping, so it's just the two of us and the dopey dog.

  • @t3ck3r
    @t3ck3r 3 года назад +5

    We need a Christmas Jammies !

  • @CJ-ps2ov
    @CJ-ps2ov 2 года назад +2

    Kim, I want to hear you sing too! Love these videos! They’re the best part of 2021!

  • @rachelhudson7068
    @rachelhudson7068 2 года назад +3

    This is very funny! You both make such a great team!!

  • @LovSven2011
    @LovSven2011 10 месяцев назад

    Awesome!. My favorites are Hon this egg-nog has way too much rummmmm, and I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas. 😀

  • @j20721
    @j20721 3 года назад +9

    This was great! Now let's see you do Hanukkah parodies!!

  • @sherylwheelon9679
    @sherylwheelon9679 2 года назад +4

    Got me laughing out loud this morning! Joy! Thank you! Stressful times with family broken for various reasons “it’s beginning to Not look like Christmas” here😳.
    Merry Christmas to you & yours!

  • @Nikki-kr2se
    @Nikki-kr2se 3 года назад +1

    Loved all the songs, but "bop it! twist it!" was the point that made me literally laugh out loud. :D

  • @MichelleBunt
    @MichelleBunt 2 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh- can you guys do another one of these this year? That would be so much fun!

  • @cheerfulheart840
    @cheerfulheart840 Год назад +1

    watching this in 2022! missed it last year somehow. always nailing it Penn and Kim!

  • @bettyruth9142
    @bettyruth9142 2 года назад +1

    Loved the songs !! All so true !!

  • @faithdickerson8423
    @faithdickerson8423 Год назад

    I love all the parodies! Also, I was fascinated by the stocking hanging from the table because I’ve knitted a few that look similar.

  • @logicandlaughs
    @logicandlaughs 2 года назад +1

    Thoroughly loved this!!

  • @jackaylward-williams9064
    @jackaylward-williams9064 23 дня назад

    “I’m dreaming of a white Easter” would be more accurate where I live, given how late on in the winter it is before we get any snow.

  • @patriciadurham643
    @patriciadurham643 3 года назад +22

    You guys make my day every day!!! Thank you for all you do!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @pixiethebug
    @pixiethebug 3 года назад +1

    Gosh. If we sang about my family, we will need more then that eggnog rum to make it through 😆

  • @MiaRose-xd7sm
    @MiaRose-xd7sm 2 года назад +1

    Thank you very much for singing the truth❣

  • @deannarachelbobiwsky2366
    @deannarachelbobiwsky2366 Год назад

    I just wanna say that the love in her eyes when she looks at you, is so precious! It always is amazing to see your reactions, and this is always fun, I am so glad I found your channel!

  • @hopenation_official
    @hopenation_official 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂 We'd listen to a full album of this.

    • @meganofsherwood3665
      @meganofsherwood3665 2 года назад

      Hey, WayNation!
      Nice to see you here 😁 I've been enjoying your Christmas Song Battles over the last couple of days - shout-out to you & Holderness Family for helping to make our season bright!

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk167 2 года назад

    LOL! Really, you guys are my peeps! Where do I sign up?
    Did fun hammy things like you guys do with my family, (nothing recorded!) but they have passed. Feels harder this year than it has yet.(geesh, thought it was supposed to get easier as years pass!) You guys make me laugh and bring to mind memories of much better times! Yeah, where do I sign up? Hey, I've mostly sung lead, but I love singing back up, too! LOL! Thanks for all the laughs and wishing you and yours, and all tuned in, a very happy and healthy holiday season!🙏🏼💕

  • @denisehardin7005
    @denisehardin7005 Год назад +1

    Penn ...I LOVE , LOVE ,LOVE YOUR VOICE... YOU ARE SOOO TALENTED! KEEP EM COMING !!

  • @Jok-the-Mad
    @Jok-the-Mad 3 года назад +1

    Awesomeness!!

  • @KwispyZ
    @KwispyZ 3 года назад

    We listen to a lot of Bob River's twisted Christmas songs to cope with everything during Christmas season 😂

  • @gracfulgrace
    @gracfulgrace 2 года назад +2

    I love christmas and that its peoplely. That is the best part, aside from presents :P
    Also they have oatnog and almond nog now Penn. The oatnog is actually really good. I discovered last year that my stomach doesn't like milk, so i am so happy i can still drink egg nog :D It's so good, with lots of rum rum ;)

  • @krisushi1
    @krisushi1 2 года назад +1

    I must admit that I do prefer to choose my own gifts as I know I won't be disappointed with the outcome and a nice quiet Christmas is definitely for me!

  • @jquas1965
    @jquas1965 2 года назад

    Hark the Harold angels sing is 1 of my favorite Christmas carols. I like your parody of it.

  • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
    @That.Lady.withtheYarn 3 года назад +12

    Can you make a song for those of us with depression dealing with Christmas? A lot of people deal with it.
    Please and thank you

    • @LindaRicaLIVE
      @LindaRicaLIVE 2 года назад +2

      Yeah like single childless folks with no/few meaningful family holiday options...

  • @harryrimmer6830
    @harryrimmer6830 3 года назад +1

    There are so many people to interact with at Christmas because it is the season of Goodwill Toward All.

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 3 года назад +13

    All my family lives in the same state and I transferred south for warmer winters. This means I'm the stress-free part of the family! I am not part of the drama and expectations that everyone else deals with! I highly recommend it!

    • @autumnleaf2263
      @autumnleaf2263 3 года назад

      Smart. We moved across an ocean and they still try to pull us in.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 3 года назад +7

    Penn does it again.
    How about a video about neighbors who have way too much Christmas spirit: an elaborate Christmas light show, set to music, a giant blow up snow globe on their front lawn, matching Christmas outfits for the entire family, including four legged pets and buying the most expensive tree possible, decorated with "hand crafted" decorations.

    • @cgfiresoul5473
      @cgfiresoul5473 2 года назад

      Yeesssss!!!

    • @myladycasagrande863
      @myladycasagrande863 11 месяцев назад +1

      Except that they ARE those neighbors! Look up the Christmas Inflatables song 😂

  • @barbaramorris923
    @barbaramorris923 3 года назад +4

    Love the Son of a Nutcracker tshirt!

  • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
    @That.Lady.withtheYarn 3 года назад +1

    I did this up my hubby one December. Went to wally world, i picked up abs held a stand mixer told him i want this. Lol. I love my mixer.

  • @jengentry06
    @jengentry06 3 года назад

    There are 11 of us that are going to lovingly cram into my mom's 3 bed, 1 1/2 bath home for Christmas this year. And it will be AWESOME (plus a 12th person who has decided to stay in a hotel). We live outside of the US, so are flying in for a week a couple days before Christmas. Some of our relatives we haven't seen in person since Christmas, 2016. There will be SO MUCH togetherness time! That sounds like a lot, but I'm actually pretty excited about it. Just wish our winter break was longer -- we get back home and then the teachers have to be back at school a couple days later. So what I'm REALLY lamenting isn't all the togetherness, but a shortened Christmas break.

  • @ccl005jn
    @ccl005jn 3 года назад +1

    This was absolutely the best!!!!!

  • @dizzyparkermusic
    @dizzyparkermusic 3 года назад +4

    You guys inspired me and my wife 😆 I do originals but I LOVE your comedy

  • @retluoc
    @retluoc 3 года назад

    Good bleep...I was laughing my [bleep] off😄

  • @chrismader3689
    @chrismader3689 3 года назад +1

    Love the Marty moose mugs.

  • @lisalefever1975
    @lisalefever1975 2 года назад +1

    I buy my own presents, I get what I want and hubs gets to be surprised!

  • @daisyporto1778
    @daisyporto1778 2 года назад +1

    The honesty!!!

  • @bethbackes3029
    @bethbackes3029 11 месяцев назад

    So needed this today-- love you Holderness fam!

  • @tinydancer7426
    @tinydancer7426 3 года назад

    That really cracked me ........ up! 😉

  • @ccappa2001
    @ccappa2001 2 года назад +1

    My mom's song:
    All I want for christmas is some Earl Grey tea, some Earl grey tea, oh, some earl grey tea! All I want for christmas is some earl grey tea, so i can be warm on christmas!

  • @rebeccareinhardt3614
    @rebeccareinhardt3614 3 года назад +2

    I wish I could give it 10 thumbs up!!! So great! And SOOO true!!🤣🤣🤣 Love you guys!💞

  • @chickie8252
    @chickie8252 3 года назад +1

    Die-hard was on the Paramount Network last night! I haven't seen it in years! I dvr'd it, so I can watch it again and see if IT IS a Christmas movie!🤣🤣

  • @melodysledgister2468
    @melodysledgister2468 2 года назад

    Love your parodies--especially the Christmas ones. Love the Thanksgiving Hallmark ones, too! And this Midwestern girl loves when you make fun of us...Hilarious!

  • @rhodalynn550
    @rhodalynn550 2 года назад +1

    Perfection!

  • @BeverlyJordanblog
    @BeverlyJordanblog Год назад

    Being real and keeping us smiling!!!

  • @emma_em_11
    @emma_em_11 2 года назад

    LOVE IT!!! 😂😂😂 GREAT STUFF! You are love and family goals!! 😀💕

  • @dianehill6126
    @dianehill6126 Год назад +1

    I needed that! Sooo funny!

  • @tedwpx123
    @tedwpx123 2 года назад +1

    fantastic!!!!

  • @pursuingvirtue
    @pursuingvirtue 2 года назад

    The honesty is great!

  • @rosabellalee5262
    @rosabellalee5262 2 года назад

    Just so true!

  • @jadethegingergoblin718
    @jadethegingergoblin718 2 года назад +2

    I relate way too much to the part about having to go to so many parties because people are divorced. My husband's parents are divorced, so on top of going to the party for the whole family, which they both come to btw, they each want us to come to theirs, too.

  • @jhoebrochef411
    @jhoebrochef411 2 года назад

    Love the songs and moose mugs. This came to mind when I saw the mugs.
    Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" Clark Griswold.

  • @ryanschaefer7510
    @ryanschaefer7510 2 года назад

    I love your songs very very much and I hope you can make more songs like this please

  • @mb-sb5ever
    @mb-sb5ever 2 года назад +1

    I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas (and new years) no more hugs from others no, I'm dreaming of a quiet holiday.

  • @ryanschaefer7510
    @ryanschaefer7510 2 года назад +1

    I love you very very much and I hope you can make more songs like this sometime soon please

  • @poppynelson514
    @poppynelson514 3 года назад

    I barely ever go to two Christmas parties 😂😂😂 usually I’m an extrovert but at parties introvert.

  • @shaunah.creations9233
    @shaunah.creations9233 3 года назад +1

    Lol oh yeah we had our break last year. I love my in laws and love seeing everyone but it is a lot even for me who’s an extrovert 😂

  • @syndillucian
    @syndillucian 2 года назад

    ❤❤❤❤ Thank you so much, LOVED this!

  • @vfsasb
    @vfsasb 2 года назад

    Omg the Wally glasses from Christmas Vacation!

  • @diane_princess
    @diane_princess 3 года назад +2

    I find Christmas difficult this year. I have to work during the week so now that it's in a normal weekend I have to change my whole schedule for groceries and stuff.
    So I will visit my parents on 1st Christmas Day and that's it this year.

  • @cashcarter7013
    @cashcarter7013 2 года назад +1

    Don't forget the 13th day of Christmas when you find the remnants of a melted credit card in your pants pocket, you realize you have to go back to work today but you stink and you need to shave, and your guests haven't made any mention of when they were planning on pulling out or buying any groceries.