My Wife At Target 🛒
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2023
- We're only here for 3 things... oh this is fun! #target #comedy #marriedlife
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MY WIFE AT TARGET
Written by Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness
Produced by Kim Holderness, Ann Marie Taepke, Sam Pressman
Edited by Penn Holderness, Sam Pressman 
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I love that Kim is laughing and when Penn picked up a book, she said, I have that quietly!!!!!! 😂😂😂
I have most of them 😂
I am actually using the phone thing as a table stand. Great accessibility item👩🦽
@@dayvraezer6346 I may have to check it out for my husband, he’s in a wheelchair too! Thank you for the idea! I’m always using household items for him that are usually used for something else.
@@holdernessfamilylaughs Will there be a future video showing your glorious book pile? errr... collection? :D
I love my phone stand .@@holdernessfamilylaughs
"Can you believe they're selling Cocaine Bear? So inappropriate. Ooh, Magic Mike!" LOL! 😂
I'll never tire of the videos where Penn impersonates Kim - especially with Kim giggling in the background!
It’s dancing!
Once again, the laughter from the other side of the camera absolutely makes these videos! 😂🤣🎥
I really try to hold it in.
@@holdernessfamilylaughs
I was going to say the same thing as the comment above!
Kim giggling/trying to hold back her laughs...
I so much agree with your thoughts on this video....Penn is Hilarious but what's even better is his wife and her giggling behind the camera😂
@@holdernessfamilylaughs they're very girly giggles too! :P
Hilarious 😊
I loved the whole video, but the montage of Penn saying "oh this is fun" over and over in the different aisles had me dying. 😂
When Penn said “We don’t have kids” and Kim said “We DO have kids” she snorted when she was laughing! Genuine snorted!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know that was the best. I was on the floor with that commennt.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would ask for a Kim reaction video to this, similar to how Dude Dad does it, but I think Kim giggling in the background is actually better 😂
I agree! It's like the video + reaction all rolled into one!
Penn's ability to perfectly recreate the sounds of a breast pump had me in stitches 😂
Exactly!!!😂 he must remember that noise so well because I know I couldn’t off the top of my head!
I've never even heard a breast pump (I'm not even married yet) and when saw the machines I was like "Yeah, I can see those sounding like that."
It still made laugh.
I seriously want interviews with the Target employees when they see y’all come in!! Or even customers!!
😬
Hahaha so true… since the store seemed kind of empty, I’m guessing the Target was closed for taping?
@@jesusgaud8 I don't think they have closed store privileges. But they are self employed so they can go at times when the store isn't as busy.
I am a target employee, I honestly have no clue what I would say to this.
I can't take my husband to Target at all. He will ask what is on the list before we go in and then constantly say "that is NOT on the list" when I try to stop and look at other things! 🤣 Loved Kim's giggles behind the camera.
You are correct. Typically I like to fly solo
The list exists for a reason!
@@linuxsurfer2002 The reason is an excuse to go to Target!! 😂
@@teresahuntoon3535 🤦♂
Usually I say that any woman who takes her husband shopping is a newbie. Ok, amateur. I saw a woman in Homegoods trying to talk her husband into buying a bedding set and he said it was far to expensive and walked away. She looked at me and said “ Why did I bring him?” I replied, “How long have you been married? Cause that was a rookie mistake.” 😂
“These throw pillows are so affordable right now, we could get these we just have to repaint the walls” 😂
The best part of this video is Kim's laughing as she recognizes herself, knowing Penn is not exagerating.
Kim probably laughs so much, due to the fact, that Penn has her mannerism's nailed down
He knows me too well
The fact that Penn can keep a straight face when he says these things... LOL
I definitely just bought one of those journals from Target this morning (the one that Lola would write in 😂). It was only $8. Only $8 to change my personality, fundamentally. 😂😂😂
Penn walking into the clothes rack in the bloopers is me when I see cute things. My mystery bruises all make sense
ANd then I totally forget what I did to earn the bruise
@@holdernessfamilylaughs exactly!
So glad it's not just me, lol
"I Beleaf this is going in my cart"!!!! 😂😂😂😂 But seriously, that is so cute, putting it in my online Target shopping cart! I need more Target videos. Penn gives great shopping list inspiration!
Target: shoot, they found and pointed out our bad coffee cup error!!!! Cancel!
They should get adversement money then lol
As a Target team member I have to say that this video is so spot on. The husbands crack me up looking like they wish they were in HomeDepot🤣🤣🤣. This was sooo funny and cute. Thank you. Let me know if I can help you find something 😉
Thanks 😊 😅
The cross body bag, oh my word, I love it. And “Cocaine Bear” is a cinematic masterpiece. It will fundamentally change your personality.
"We DO have kids." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh yeah….
@Holderness Family Laughs He still makes you laugh after all these years….. that is everything! ❤
You're so right.
@@holdernessfamilylaughs 💜
This is amazing. My boyfriend and I have a system - we go into target, he leaves me alone while he gets whats on the list, and I wander 🤣
sounds like a great system😄
Haha…my husband and I do the same. He buys all the necessities, I wander anround and then I meet him at the checkout and add my “I want to try this” stuff to the cart.
My husband just went to the grocery store without me just now because I guess he didn't want to be there 2 hrs for 3 items 😂😂😂😂
Perfect
I was today years old when I discovered that red wine burns coming out of your nose
🤣
Oh no!
🤣🤣🤣
❤ I bet you didn’t even have to script this one 😂😂
We really didn't.
Makes for a pretty easy shoot and a very fun video. You didn't even have to edit out giggles from the cameraperson which were part of what made this one hilarious. 😉
@@holdernessfamilylaughs You and Penn could probably do "Whose Line" style impromptu on point if you were caffeinated enough.
@@trebmaster That would be amazing.
No more Target now. Lost 9 billion in one week!
I love Penn's face when Kim said "This here was an exaggeration"!
Loved the section about the baby clothes and Penn cradling the baby onesies. I love hearing Kim laugh in the background.
I totally love Penn smelled the tiny clothes; fills my senses & emotions, just not my arms🤱🏻
The very accurate sound effects for the breast pump had me dying 😂 and cringing 😖😂
This was an exaggeration “sort of” for me too Kim! Target is def somewhere between my happy place and a black hole where I lose track of all sense of time and shopping lists 😂
Their marriage is such goals. That's love, guys. That's what real, lasting love looks like. 💖
When Penn was holding the board books and said "I see a lot of strollers, can we just toss them in?" And the "this is fun!" montage 😂
We saw strollers on the way home and I seriously regretted not getting them
I still think Kim vs the list was funnier because of Penns mad play by play skills, but Kim laughing and making comments made it a close call. Amazing that you can do two videos on this and both were funny. Also, totally with Penn on 'we dont have kids'. If your kids aren't age appropriate for that item, they don't exist in that moment. 😂
That was a good one.
😂 Kim is the best. Little laugh and her 2 cents behind the camera.
thank you so much for watching
“I know we don’t have kids.”
“We DO have kids.”
“Oh, sorry we DO have kids.”
👆BEST part!😂😂😂
I love when Penn imitates Kim! By her laughter I think she does too! Thanks for not taking yourselves too seriously and giving us the laughs. We need a few more people in this world who can laugh at themselves !
Absolutely love this one... you were my wake-up smile this morning
Glad we started your day off right!
Relatable AF. Target knows how to get us women hooked in.
“This is an exaggeration.” -Is it, though?
So good! We adore your videos, Holderness Family. Thank you for sharing your talents.
Every spring I say something along the lines of "this is the year I'm going to be a great gardener" lol
Laughing so hard with them. I am so relatable to 2:24 on journal or stationeries. On a bad day, you betcha to find me there ‘browsing’
Haven’t shopped at Target for years. Think I will continue to stay away.
I know we don't have kids but... We do have kids! Y'all are too funny ❤
It turns out those people living in our house are our children!
Looks like it's time to convince the kids to be in another video so can can remember their faces! 😂
Hard to remember that they're kids when they're as tall as you.
I know you only missed the adjective: "little" before children
OMG! Loved the section about the pillows! In my down-sized retiree life, I have an abundance of pillows (many from Target). Don’t need more, but still browse the pillow displays. 😂
Happy retirement!
Oh my gosh the “we do have kids” part just send me over the edge! 😂😂😂 so funny!! Mostly because it’s pretty accurate 😂 we all do this!
I died at the breast pump simulation! That vacuum sound is in my husband's nightmares.
I have PTSD
🤣 Penn "We don't have kids"
Penn actually picked up some cute items, I may to make a Target Run!
So funny! And the giggle in the background has intonation... You can absolutely hear when the nail is hit on the head!
Best part about these videos is Kim laughing her butt off in the background - every so often, you just need to laugh at yourself, the things that you do and the words that you say because even though some people may not understand or get them, those are the things that make you uniquely "YOU" and when you have someone who can laugh at them with you and still love you for who you are - even better.
“This one is going too fundamentally change my personality”😂😂😂😂😂
Omg the journals, self help books, and water bottles I can SO relate to!!
So hilarious. Penn’s mannerisms just crack me up!
This was the laugh I needed this morning. Thank you! I'm sharing this with my sister, who like me, also believes many $8 Target purchases will fundamentally change her personality. You gotta try, right?
I love when Penn acts like Kim with his water bottle and little crossbody bag. Its so funny.
My wife thought that neck cell phone holder was a good idea too😮😅😂 it sits in the "abandoned" corner of the home office.
Bahaha I have a feeling ours will be the same.
My mom has one too! Always trying to resurrect it and it still never really makes sense.
I love these role changing videos with Kim laughing behind the camera 🤣🤣🤣
"Colonel Mustard is a Zaddy."😂
Kim is the star of this video even though she isn't on screen!!
Plweaseeeee, I lost it at the journals. They help man they help 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol This is why I stopped shopping at Target! It makes you want to buy everything you don’t need! Hilarious 😂
Kim laughing in the background makes this video.
The "I know we don't have kids" sequence is priceless!
Thank you for showing me that a Super Target existed, I had NO idea! We don’t have those here! Love seeing you two imitate one another, so glad to see how much fun you have making these videos for us! And no one walks out of a Target with only the items on their list…
Please please keep making these videos! Penn is amazing at this and Kim snorting laughing is priceless ❤
OMG.. "we have kids?" LMAO
Penn does such a great impression of Kim.
This makes me so happy!! Thank you! Been having one of those doing the best I can weeks. Thanks for making me smile and laugh 😁
I really needed this today. You started my day out right. Have you been stalking me in Target? All of "Kim's" purchase reasoning seemed right on "target" to me. Have a wonderful day guys. Blessings - Judith 🎭🎵
Have to comment that I feel the whole journal situation. I have an embarrassing number of blank journals, because I love them, buy them and then can't stand to write in them and ruin them. My son gifts me journals, even though he knows they will go on a beloved shelf and never be written in.
The journal addiction is real
So glad to know it’s not just me!!!
Target to Tuckit. Boycott 🎯
The way I actually just bought that intention journal…along with two other blank journals. 😂
"...and it fundamentally changes your personality...and your wellbeing"
😂😂
I'm so glad to find out that water bottles can or cannot get along with each other, thank you for the 🤣🤣!
I practically cried laughing. Thank you😂
My husband appreciates my love of Target and that I need a break from life for a while. Plus it helps when I bring home the biggest container of caramel cashew trail mix (a little bribery never hurts 😂).
"I know we don't have kids" 😁
I'm sure Lola and Penn Charles is going to make you pay for that sentence!
Honestly these two are my favorite couple ever!! They both have amazing senses of humor!! More more more!
I belly laughed my way through this video. I so feel you, Kim. I currently live most of the time in British Columbia and there are no Targets. I tell people I'm embarrassed to admit that Target is one of the things I miss most!
LOVE the journals, I have so many as notebooks for different things. I so relate to Kim.
Penn imitating the breast pump sounds!! 😆 I’m rocking my baby to sleep, so I had to silence my belly laugh!
“Fundamentally changes everything”😂 I can’t
That part of forgetting to get what you actually went to Target for is so true. lol
He did that perfectly!😂❤
"oooh Magic Mike three film collection"
I LOST MY SHIT and then realized Kim is cracking up too.
That was absolutely hilarious! Spot on! 👍😂😂😂
Penn sounds EXACTLY like Kim (based on other videos). Great one guys!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. Journals are important.
This is absolutely me😂😂 y'all crack me up!
That neck phone thing has been around for years! My youngest kiddo got me that for Father’s Day around 4 years ago. Never used it around my neck. Just made it like a tripod and would use it that way. Lol. The world is odd!
I may have to get a journal now. But u also need the perfect set of colored pens to journal with as well for the different emotions u feel
"I'm gonna fold it and put it in my cross baggy-bag." 🤣 😂😜
Oof, as soon as he picked up that vintage watering can.... I literally just bought that exact one last weekend 🙃
“I don’t smell them….psycho” lol😂😂😅
The end bloopers are so fire.
You guys are so fun!! I’m always smiling watching your videos!! Thank you!
You do have kids! 😂
It turns out that we do.
It’s midterms week for me. Thank you for the laughs!
This is so totally exaggerated...I'm sure, Right Kim!!
Oh yah "exaggerated" is right
Oh my gosh, Kim is my spirit animal!!!!
Kim laughing in the background was the best
You guys are so adorkable ❤
That is a very good word to invent to describe this!