If Husbands Were Toddlers
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your husband acted like a toddler? We're not like this are we ladies? Right...right?
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I have literally seen a guy melt down in home depot because his wife wouldn't let him get more tools,this was perfect
What a horrible rotten wife he has. I feel bad for the guy.
😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣IM DYING RN
That was my ex-husband, spot on
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@@justinvasher3800 Agreed, better him wanted more tools, than drugs, drink,or woman.
@Siobhan Fogarty it's supposed to be a joke
The pretending to switch the beer was hilarious 😂
The taco and Home Depot 🤣
And so true! Toddlers never know!
It felt so real when the other husband, D.J., hid behind his wife because he was too shy to introduce himself. This is exactly what toddlers do.
As an introverted husband, I can confirm, this is also what husbands do.
Ever since my two sons turned 4, I have been struck with the sad but very true realization that men (and boys) really don’t change much from 3 on. This is art imitating reality.
Just hide it better in front of women
Oh man my mom says the same thing. When my dad starts to act like a toddler she'll look at him and say "FOUR!"
I forgot the part where thats my problem
Yeah I've witnessed this with my mom's boyfriends and I would always point out how much of a man child they were being. I was 15, just not the clueless 15. I would literally point out that they were 40 years old and they acted like they were 4. My mom's fiance gets like that too. My mom might sleep for a bit and he knows it and wants her to get sleep, but we were going to eat and no one had decided where we were going to eat at. So when I ask him, he talks about something about how I didn't make him angry, and I guess she did(she didn't). Then when she's finally up and we are asking where everyone wants to eat, she asks him and he acts like it's a big issue to be asked where he wants to go. I could tell he was getting irritated for nothing. So I simply told them the options, ask him what they had. We agreed and that was that. I also told them both that they had the weirdest arguments. But really I wanted to say they had the dumbest arguments. That crap gets old and it's unnecessary. I don't know why every guy my mom dates they act fine one moment and then they complain about mundane things the next. I've always hated that. This last event was a week ago.
Key word is Boys don't change. Showing the lack of men and not being a mindless sheep to consumerization. That's all guys who care about the little things are, sheep.
Omg I’ve tricked my two girls SO many times with the “it’s fresh” “it’s new” trick. Especially when they consoling about not getting the other babies food or drink. I literally walk into the kitchen and back out all is well. Lol YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME
The last few seconds absolutely made my day...you guys are adorable together and I love that you make each other laugh so hard.
I haven't laughed like that in a while. "No not that socket set!" Killed me.
Wow, this brought me to tears 😂 especially since we have a four year old to compare “toddler dad” too which is a spitting image of our four year old! 🤣 thank you so much for the laughter!
I'm wondering what the other customers in Home Depot thought of Taylor's tantrum. Lol. 😂
When this is the comment I see as the video loads 🤩 I’m like oh no what did he do
They wanted a band saw as well lol
@@cynthiaruiz37 Lol.
The husbands were chomping at the bit for their wives to go to the garden or lighting sections. Then they’d sneak off to the tool section to have a moment to pick out that toy…er…tool they want to take home the most. Then find away to sneak back before their wives noticed they were gone. Taylor just happened to have been caught that time…😬
"Isn't that the same guy we saw sniffing candles at Target when he was dressed as a woman and had long hair?!"
As a mother of two (now adult) sons, I can SO relate!
Do you mean "adult" sons, by chance? 🤣😂
So great. I love the putting the shoes on backwards part and trying to zip up the coat. My boys both did that. The whole episode was funny. Great job guys.
I do remember the first time I tied my shoelaces all by myself... With the shoes on the wrong feet
This was my first dude dad experience! After that I have been hooked!
Go find toddler body guards!! Lol
Lmfao! When he throws the taco. I absolutely LOST IT! How do you keep a straight face??
😂 his comedic material is so hysterical and always on point lol!
This is my favorite ever Dude Dad video!!! I’m still a kid inside!!! Leaving a mess, watching stupid shows doing dumb stuff so me! 😂😂 Well this was my favorite video until the winter video making the culdesac racetrack outta snow I *LOVED* that one!!
Choking laughing...the bed-sleeping scene killed me. I don't know how many times I've been socked right in the kisser and my husband's sound asleep and the 'I put $5000 in Game Stop'. My example of that was when I had major surgery and was laid up for 2 weeks my husband runs to the door one day while I'm on the couch and when he returned he had stacks of boxes he was running to his office with while having the biggest cheese grin/ guilty smile. When I asked hun, what did you do...after hmmm hawing around he spits out that he bought all this new computer stuff. His excuse was he was bored while I was in surgery,🤣🤣🤣🤣 so what was he supposed to do then runs back to his office like an excited 5-year-old.
As someone who works with kids this is incredibly accurate
O agree 😁
Just kids? I feel this internally 😂😂😂
Yeah, for sure. With boys there's always bugs too. Even when there's snow and it's -25 out, a little guy will still walk over calling "Miss Ruth, lookit this cool bug I found!" 😖
I was litterly crying 😂😂 You are hilarious!! Spot on!!!👍
The home depot tantrum is my favorite.
Every man for real.
I think there are a dozen men at any time in HD who are doing the same thing in their heads
@@Gonzokeywest45 my ex-husband did it in reality. I don't recall what I was telling him "no" for, but he seriously turned on his heel and stomped out of the store to the car. All after yelling something equally as mature, along the lines of, "You never let me have ANYTHING!"
I was mortified.
What makes it even funnier ..he actually had to do that in Home Depot😂😂
Peed my pants watching this. I couldn't run outside fast enough.
Oh man this comment got me!
OMG hilarious!!! Nailed the toddler especially the beer scene… 🤣
Woman, you are sooo patient! :-) We can all identify with some parts for sure. ;-) Great video.
omg... just saw this and my husband just pouted last night for hours because he wanted to go out and buy his dream car without actually having the money for it yet (I told him someday! We just have to wait a little bit longer) lol
30 year old man had meltdown in Home Depot for a video. Mad respect.
Ok, I'm glad my kids are grown. That gave me PTSD! 😂😂🤣🤣😅
I was watching this, thinking I'd find some comparison to my husband, but ended up finding out that I'm the problem child.
I’ve seen this 5 times and still love it
..and I crack up EVERY TIME
When he just tosses the tortilla on the ground 😂
Best part for sure
" So anyway I put $5000 in gamestop" This hurts more than anyone will ever know. I would have been retired before I'm 30...
My daughter as a toddler:
Loved guacamole. Hated avacados… love onion rings - but we had to call them “onion less rings” because of course she hated onions, too.
One time I put her meal on the “wrong” kids’ plate for that day. Oops. Talk about dramatic meltdown. She was our “threenager”. It was so worth it! At 9 now she helps with her little brothers. She so gets them.
My son always hated tomatoes but drowns everything in ketchup. Still. He's 33.
You guys are a riot! I discovered your stuff just recently, so I'm behind the curve, so to speak. My main interest is camping - gear, hiking, general adventuring. It's a bit of an addiction. Anyway, you recently made this video called "6 stages of owning an RV," which randomly popped into my camping-obsessed youtube feed. I watched that video and laughed my @$$ off, and it inspired further viewings of your stuff. This was another pretty d@mn funny one. I'll be sending your vids to fam' and friends, now that I know about y'all.
Funniest part about this videos is the "IF" in the title.....just me? Okay😂
Just when I thought you guys couldn't be any funnier 😂😂 I'm pissing myself over here😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪😭
This one here is so real. Not a single scene was made up. My boys have done all of them.
They play so good together 😂😂😂
Omg I just found you and at the end it sounds like u got a little guy named Theo too. This video was too real and very funny. Thank you lol.
I have rarely laughed this hard my whole life. I can think of 2 , maybe 1 time. 🤣 😂 🤪 😹 😂 😆 Thank you!
Just pulling out of our last toddler years now (no pun intended)… after 4 children. Phew!
Of course big kid challenges arrive, but at least Thank God we haven’t yet hit teenage years. Got some time to rev up the ol’ parental engines, yet. Phew! Our 2nd to last can dress himself down to shoes and zippers, now. Good times are sure to be had!
Pulling the whole pair of pants down was the one 😩😩😩😂😭
When does Heidi get to act like a toddler? 😆
OMG! This is soooooo spot on! I almost busted a gut watching this.
my favourite parts in this video is the start because it reminds me of something from family guy and i like the home depot part keep up the good work dude dad and Heidi : )
If they were toddlers? . . . IF they were? Funniest supposed question of the year!!! 😎
Seriously so funny. Thanks for making me laugh, needed this today.
As a husband myself, I can confirm that most of this translate into actual marriage..This is how husbands actually are especially with their friends....When you find that someone that you click with, there is never a dull moment. X'D Wife and I have nerf gun wars at home
I just gave my kids a speech about putting laundry away and when my husband tryed to sneek out of the room I jelled that I was talking to aaaaall my kids 😂
One of my all time favorite videos! Please do another one!
“Wanna see my garage”😂😂
I love this. Perfect representation of both
Husbands aren’t toddlers?!? Literally every time I ask him to stay home with the kids it is a meltdown
Omg-spot on!…..”we’re next to the house. Why dont you go in the house?”
This is probably the moment he was always waiting for
3:00 had me on the floor 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard... I have hiccups now.🙊
I love these videos. They brighten up my day.
You guys are geniuses, this is hilarious and spot on!
I love how it says “IF”😂😂😂even though it actually happens
The Way taylor uses the bathroom reminded me of my 6 year old nephew
I love Heidi’s expression as she breaks the 4th wall in the thumbnail! Let’s go to Cagnino’s!
My mom once talk at the air salon about her "oldest one" and when the lady beside her asked how old he was she answered " 47 years old". The lady was confuse but the hair stylists, knowing the "oldest" in question, were laughing to death😂
The peeing outside. 😂😂😂 my boys do this constantly
We see the outdoors as our own personal toilet, lol.
Help me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love these videos!
The part with the curtains "I'm done fixing, I'm going to watch TV now" and leaving a big mess hit home... that's my husband lol
She must be a very patient person. Hahahaha
I have done this with the milk.
Toddler: it’s old! It’s old! (Milk I took out like an hr ago. Brought it back into fridge ans then back to table and then toddler accepts it)
Also knocking on the bedroom door twenty times and ur like COME IN and they’re like: I don’t know how to open the door!!! (A door they have completely opened before).
Also never statements: I’m never eating anything again! I’m just going to walk around hungry!!! (My four year old this morning).
Also asking for sweets all the time.
toddlers 🙂
"No new tools!"
"K. I get it!!"
"I WANNA BANDSAW!!!!!!!!!"
Every wife needs to watch this!!!
Your face in your food made me lol! Brilliant! 😂
Haha I was expecting this to be a skit where nothing changed because husbands are already toddlers in adult bodies 😆
My favorite is when he vanished when she told him to put it back.
Super cute scene ☺️
I'm a subscriber after 2 videos, how did I miss this channel
My first thought reading the title was "if"? Married 41 years. Now, I'll watch it 🙂
Jokes on you, we are toddlers.
I have witnessed literally every single one of these scenes with my kids.
i'm watching this while most of my ghost friends are sleeping early and i'm trying really hard not to wake them up because they throw a tantrum like toddlers when i leave for a vacation without them.
The tacos! 🤣🤣🤣
This was literally hilarious!! I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
My husband has had a home depot temper tantrum before 🤣🤣
Going to the bathroom in the back yard is so true of boys…men. My husband and I were going down the highway once. There was a man peeing by his car on the side of the road. He had his back to the road. I’m like, “he could have at least gone behind the bushes.” Lee said that maybe he was doing something else…not peeing. I told him that men stand a certain way when they Lee. He didn’t believe me. A short time later, we went to a concert. He came back from the bathroom and couldn’t stop laughing. He told me I was right. Men do stand a certain way. He had to wait in line and he noticed. I’m like, “I know. I have 5 brothers and we lived in the country. No bathroom for them. “
Taylor loves his socket set
One of my favourites!
This is my favourite video of all time!!!
I can see myself as a 3-year-old in every one of these clips. 😂😂
Taylor is enjoying this way too much!
My five year old is watching this saying: Why is he acting like that?
😂😂😂 I just gave him the “mom” look 🙂
So basically no difference? Lol
Lmao when he dropped his taco on the floor.
"If" they were toddlers??? They ARE toddlers!! Big, overgrown, messier, toddlers!!
absolutley absolutely perfect
That's litterly my husband lmfao 🤣😂😂
“I bought $5000 in GameStop” 😂
"I don't need help" victoriously needs help lol classic
When he threw the empty tortilla 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
You guys are great! Much😂❤🙏
This is so funny 😂
So I'm guessing they would still be husbands
My name is Taylor. I feel personally attacked hahaha.
I WANT A BAND SAW
WAAAAHHH!
Who says we're not?
Thankfully I have only experienced all of these with the kids and not the husband!
What do you mean ....IF :) lol