If husbands were toddlers: Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Some things we grow out of....some things...not so much. #maturity
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  • @katiesoderling3596
    @katiesoderling3596 3 года назад +359

    Oh man, when Heidi slams the car door in Taylor’s face! I’m so guilty of this with my kids! 🤦‍♀️😂

    • @jankirschke7425
      @jankirschke7425 3 года назад +16

      I do it with my grandchildren! Yes, I feel guilty, but then I get over it.

    • @larissanmoon299
      @larissanmoon299 3 года назад +9

      She hits the nail on the head every time. They are both super awesome, but she is just great!

    • @JDStarr
      @JDStarr 3 года назад +5

      I laughed so hard. It was the only thing 100% relatable.

    • @tigresmom5654
      @tigresmom5654 3 года назад +10

      I know, I always feel bad, but it's like, we gotta go!

    • @synthiamcbride7194
      @synthiamcbride7194 3 года назад +9

      My older son talked non-stop like that. He'd come home with a minor injury and when asked what happened would start with, "Well, you know back when I was a little kid and we went to that place where Ben had his birthday party..." And I'd have to say, "No, Daniel! Just tell me about the past 5 minutes of your life, not the past 8 years!"

  • @donnalawson9674
    @donnalawson9674 3 года назад +205

    That is soooo my 60 year old husband. He wants me to see everything he does. Drives me crazy., they dont change, they just get older!

    • @Average_Josh
      @Average_Josh 3 года назад +18

      He just wants appreciation and to be sent as useful.

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😲

    • @blessingmlambo8573
      @blessingmlambo8573 3 года назад +2

      So true! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Julia-xf5ps
      @Julia-xf5ps 3 года назад +4

      I wish my 70 yr old hubs wanted to see every thing I do…. Count yourself lucky….😵‍💫

    • @spiralnapkin
      @spiralnapkin 3 года назад +6

      He wants you to be proud of him. I want that of my wife too.

  • @haleya9012
    @haleya9012 3 года назад +29

    The bathroom/shower part is way too accurate. 🤣

  • @beckyjohnson321
    @beckyjohnson321 3 года назад +34

    When he's talking and she just shuts the door. Hilarious!!!!!!!

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FashionablyAP
      @FashionablyAP 4 месяца назад

      I literally laughed out loud so hard 😂😂😂

  • @bradsprojectsandstuff
    @bradsprojectsandstuff 3 года назад +19

    Hahahah "You're not my best friend anymore!!!" Best video yet. Amazing!!!

  • @suzio6571
    @suzio6571 3 года назад +51

    OMG, I was dying watching this.. coz I could totally see my sons when they were little boys AND AT THE SAME TIME see my husband do the same things as Tyler did! Hilarious!

  • @Anna-es9bs
    @Anna-es9bs 3 года назад +56

    Haha!! So accurate, especially the talking with no end and watch me, watch me!!Great video, like always!!

    • @aliciavigil4572
      @aliciavigil4572 3 года назад +5

      That never changes. My 14 year old is always like mom so you want to watch my moves. No no I don't. They are always exactly the same.

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  3 года назад +19

      ANNA. ANNA.. ANNA! WATCH THIS!

    • @yukinawa84
      @yukinawa84 3 года назад

      So accurate right? My 6 years old always has something to say, even when it's time to sleep. I felt guilty when I told him to quit talking, to please stop for a few minutes. I'm scared that he will grow up and hesistants to share anything to me.

    • @Anna-es9bs
      @Anna-es9bs 3 года назад +1

      @@yukinawa84 i a have an 8 year old who always has something to say, and sometimes it just is time to stop.
      And don't worry about it, i also have a 19 year old , he is moody sometimes and doesn't say much, but most of the time we can talk about anything. :)

  • @jeancarlson5074
    @jeancarlson5074 3 года назад +26

    Oh my word I think I just died laughing! I no longer have toddlers a momma never forgets those days! The styrofoam….so accurate! The sacrifices you guys make for humor..thank you! ❤️😂

  • @mrsmaggiekoch
    @mrsmaggiekoch 3 года назад +32

    "THAT'S MY MUG!" big mood. We have very distinct mommy/daddy mugs in my house.

  • @Adonis_Quinn
    @Adonis_Quinn 3 года назад +58

    I still show my mom all my new “toys” I buy through FaceTime. I’m 31 with two kids.

    • @bonnie1303
      @bonnie1303 3 года назад +7

      So relatable! I still send my mom pictures of all my projects (art, home, whatever) and she’s my biggest supporter 😂 moms are the best

  • @AdaraOliveTree
    @AdaraOliveTree 3 года назад +74

    Please do a wives one lol! My daughter, if there is one nearby, will legit watch herself cry in the mirror. Every hour she has a new outfit on that I JUST washed. She loves to paint her own nails and do her own lipstick. I mean, you have a daughter, you get it 🤣. I would love to see a video that Heidi does!!

    • @kristineplummer7607
      @kristineplummer7607 2 года назад +2

      Uuggghhh the clothes thing! I hate it! Lol she finally stopped doing it, at 9 years old, but every time she has a friend over they go through 20 of her outfits and they all end up dirty or on the floor.

    • @ruthcaperchione4103
      @ruthcaperchione4103 11 месяцев назад

      That reminds me of my niece. She loves pretty dresses, so everyone got her one for her 8th birthday. She had to model each one for us, and just tossed the worn ones into a pile on the floor. My poor sister-in-law is a saint

  • @carriezilla981
    @carriezilla981 3 года назад +4

    Heidi I'm serious dude dad is awesome because of you. Your reaction to Taylors actions is priceless. My fave dude dad's are when Heidi is being Taylor. I adore how much you love each other it's so refreshing. Love you guys so much love your channel!!

  • @mg8132
    @mg8132 3 года назад +14

    “I don’t care if you need mulch, you can’t borrow my truck!!” 😂😂😂

  • @ashleegonia4859
    @ashleegonia4859 3 года назад +10

    “You’re not my best friend anymore!” This is so good😂

  • @Ben_Kasper
    @Ben_Kasper 3 года назад +803

    Finally a part two but now we need to see if wife’s were toddlers

  • @christinaobert5664
    @christinaobert5664 3 года назад +4

    You are all amazing!!! Thank you for 3 1/2 minutes of continuous laughter!!!

  • @tinamench4255
    @tinamench4255 3 года назад +3

    Ooooh my goodness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol ....still talking when Heidi shut the vehicle door lol 😆

  • @trinafederuik4168
    @trinafederuik4168 3 года назад +16

    Omg so good! You need to do a part 3, where they want something to eat you make it then they don’t want it, or when they want their sandwich cut, you cut it then they want it but back uncut, or when they are in and out of the cart when you are shopping. Doesn’t matter that my 3 are teens, I still remember these times 😂

  • @aud7777
    @aud7777 3 года назад +14

    Heidi's reactions are the best 🤣😂😆😄

  • @lauraabbott4457
    @lauraabbott4457 3 года назад +5

    This is so perfect!
    Thank you all for all that you do!!

  • @williescott5439
    @williescott5439 3 года назад +118

    Oh man, I remember when I was about 7 I would sneak cat food in my pockets to snack on. Didn't even taste good, I just wasn't supposed to do it, so that meant I definitely had to.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 года назад +7

      Oh you rebel, haha

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  3 года назад +45

      Sometimes you gotta flex and snack on some cat food. #Outlaw

    • @MsTwilightgirl94
      @MsTwilightgirl94 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @williescott5439
      @williescott5439 3 года назад +6

      @@DudeDad Making good use of those cargo pockets on my zip-off pants!

    • @cat1therian321
      @cat1therian321 3 года назад +2

      Sick 😭😂

  • @bertieelam8638
    @bertieelam8638 3 года назад +20

    Lol,lol That’s pesticide !!! Oh, my gosh.You guys nailed it agin !!! 😂🥰💙

  • @vikkidoodle8121
    @vikkidoodle8121 3 года назад +3

    Ah!!!! This is gold!!!! The fight in the backyard is so accurate!!! Nobody gives a straight story, and it's all just emotion!!! Ahh!!! This is excellent!!!!!!

  • @lynnjohnson9727
    @lynnjohnson9727 3 года назад +4

    0:41 Momma is looking great!! So glad that we can finally comment!!!!!!!

  • @jaylenepedersen2378
    @jaylenepedersen2378 3 года назад +229

    Woke up this morning to find a huge bite out of our bar of butter this morning…not from my toddler but from my husband😂 He claimed last night he got the urge to see why our son does it all the time🤦‍♀️

  • @briannabelliconish2828
    @briannabelliconish2828 3 года назад +15

    Love it! Had to comment to say Heidi looks great! It's hard to imagine she had a baby a few months ago.

  • @Pixi613
    @Pixi613 3 года назад +11

    It’s like Heidy personally knows my hubby! He puts everything in his mouth and loves announcing the work he’s done around the house/yard.

  • @-Cece
    @-Cece 3 года назад +15

    I gasped in horror when he was breaking up the Styrofoam....

  • @mangot589
    @mangot589 3 года назад +241

    Took my husband 35 years to stop actually acting like this. They get tired eventually. Lol. Take heart.

    • @sophieghaffari9006
      @sophieghaffari9006 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Sammysam44
      @Sammysam44 3 года назад +2

      that's awesome..lol

    • @unknownname1681
      @unknownname1681 3 года назад +18

      Did he stop acting like this at 35 years old, or is he like 65 and it took 35 years? Asking because I’m 37 and wondering when it will happen to me. 😁

    • @tigresmom5654
      @tigresmom5654 3 года назад +3

      Oh good! Some hope. :)

    • @mangot589
      @mangot589 3 года назад +14

      @@unknownname1681 We got married at 21. So around mid 50’s?, depending on your make and model. He did just break the screen door handle because he forced it (it was locked, and I guess that flummoxed him even though we’ve had the door for 8 years 🙄). So it’s not perfection, but most of the childish behavior is gone lol. I’ll take it😂. You’re halfway there!👍

  • @Amm1ttai
    @Amm1ttai 3 года назад +51

    Why do I feel like this is pretty true to Taylor's nature.

  • @talialuna1302
    @talialuna1302 3 года назад +2

    Hilariously accurate! From the "watch me!" to the endless conversation, and FaceTime with grandparents. Very relatable!

  • @cindys.9688
    @cindys.9688 3 года назад +2

    𝗟𝗢𝗟‼️🤣 𝗟𝗢𝗟‼️😂
    You 2 𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙞𝙩 every, single time!
    Taylor - you did the toddler perfectly!
    Heidi - LOVED how you used your "mom voice"! With the "mom face" to go with it!

  • @susanherbert3014
    @susanherbert3014 3 года назад +2

    OMG, hilarious!!! When the guys switched their clothes! LOL!!!!!
    Another great video!!! Love you two! Thanks for making life a little funnier, we need it!

  • @stephaniewilson2036
    @stephaniewilson2036 3 года назад +1

    I am on episode four of Super Dad on the Magnolia network and I am obsessed. Such a great show. You are making so many children and families happy with what you are building and us at home watching you build it!! Can’t wait for season 2.

  • @cheyenne56
    @cheyenne56 3 года назад +19

    This was perfect why is it somewhat accurate 😂 that's why I love it so much great content can't wait for more videos this is the funniest family on RUclips

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  3 года назад +3

      Thank you!

    • @mrrpggamer2
      @mrrpggamer2 3 года назад

      Yeah it's true lol I'm immature 🤣

  • @janaeradack3865
    @janaeradack3865 3 года назад +81

    Omg, this is so painful but hilariously accurate. My son is literally doing all of this.

  • @sharingchabadinspiration
    @sharingchabadinspiration 3 года назад +3

    Are you serious?! 1:20? Am I the only one who noticed chip? Beauty and the beast tea cup? Awwww🥺💕

  • @larissanmoon299
    @larissanmoon299 3 года назад +9

    Not sure if you will see this, DudeDad, but “DudeDad DudeDad” was one my my youngest’s first sentences! 😆

  • @melissamele1305
    @melissamele1305 3 года назад +2

    Oh my gosh!!! Thank you for feeding the cat for the next five years. Excellent. This video!!! So dang funny! I am glad I see these vids when I'm alone, cause I laugh so freaking hard I cry

  • @booklover1826
    @booklover1826 3 года назад +23

    My son started talking in full sentences at 15 months! I thought my ears would melt off my head from all his talking! 😂

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 3 года назад +2

      It could be worse. My son was a late talker and didn't start talking in full sentences until almost 4 years old. My friends envied me. The downside was I was not very well prepared for the argumentative 13-15 years old phase.

  • @serenareath2095
    @serenareath2095 3 года назад +6

    Thank you I have 3 kids under 5 and this made my day so much better

  • @LJHYND
    @LJHYND 3 года назад +3

    I am laughing so hard at this video right now, that I can’t even put together a coherent comment at the moment! LOL!

  • @extra-lives
    @extra-lives Год назад +1

    The pesticide part was soo funny 🤣

  • @alicjaj8271
    @alicjaj8271 3 года назад +6

    This was awesome! Perfect jokes and great acting 👏 Heidi looks gorgeous btw! You guys made my day 😍

  • @itoshiibaka8267
    @itoshiibaka8267 3 года назад +9

    My son says "never again!" and "forever" without understanding how dramatic he's being. He also NEEDS a cookie or popsicle. He loves being naked except right at bedtime when ANYTHING TO AVOID SLEEP is the name of the game. I also love "I'm being quiet!!!" And "I'm listening!!!" 🤣

  • @Dti_empess
    @Dti_empess 3 года назад +7

    I never thought I would see something this accurate especially when he kept asking her to watch him 😂✨

  • @FeelingTooEasy
    @FeelingTooEasy 3 года назад +5

    I absolutely adore this channel.

  • @edenelston7668
    @edenelston7668 2 года назад

    I can't breathe. The styrofoam!!! and the cat food!!! spot on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Richardcontramundum
    @Richardcontramundum 3 года назад +2

    these are just too good. I am totally not a toddler at all, but at the same time I could be if I tried. And having toddlers I can totally merge both dad and toddler in my mind. Excellent work

  • @phillipbruni2434
    @phillipbruni2434 3 года назад +2

    That was awesome 😂🤣
    The reality is we still do something of these things, interrupting the mrs until she pays attention, playing with stuff we shouldn’t, just randomly telling stuff…..however for sure not eating pet food😂🤣

  • @laurenosborne1512
    @laurenosborne1512 3 года назад +1

    Oh my God. Funniest one yet. I’m rolling on the floor laughing!

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn Год назад +1

    That was so accurate. But I don't see much difference between normal husband and toddler husband 😂

  • @deborahfont8697
    @deborahfont8697 3 года назад +1

    You guys are so true and hilarious at the same time. We all need to laugh in times as now.

  • @outdoorsycatlady
    @outdoorsycatlady 3 года назад +2

    I just can't get over how amazing this is

  • @waylonhagin335
    @waylonhagin335 3 года назад +6

    Omg i cant when he was crying at the door soo funny

  • @michaelispunkrock
    @michaelispunkrock 3 года назад

    I really needed this! Thank you SO MUCH!

  • @Scottsgamerlounge
    @Scottsgamerlounge 3 года назад

    I’ve been waiting for this!! Well done!

  • @jordanfisher2936
    @jordanfisher2936 3 года назад

    When he was making snow “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” I’m laughing so hard! 😂

  • @msmarya100
    @msmarya100 3 года назад +1

    I honestly couldn't stop laughing for the entire duration of the video and I cannot remember the last time that happened 😂😂😂

  • @braddahangel
    @braddahangel 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂”OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR”👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂💙🤙🏽

  • @BobbyB910
    @BobbyB910 3 года назад +19

    The bathroom part is me as an adult lol “oh I bet you’re all wet and soapy” yea that’s me

  • @Itsabbie
    @Itsabbie 3 года назад +3

    0:46 I laughed so freaking hard

  • @charitysChannels
    @charitysChannels 3 года назад +4

    "IF"?!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nan-59
      @Nan-59 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TalesofaTexasMommy
    @TalesofaTexasMommy 3 года назад

    OMG, I’m crying!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
    I have a 4 year old and a 2 year old; this could not be more accurate 😆😆😆

  • @Dirdj2
    @Dirdj2 Год назад

    Ok guys, the clothes change-priceless! 😂

  • @turboflush
    @turboflush 3 года назад

    Best vid yet. I laughed so much.
    Cant wait for the heidi version.

  • @teresavanepps8666
    @teresavanepps8666 3 года назад +1

    Freaking nailed it

  • @maggiemacha5552
    @maggiemacha5552 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for some super funny content 😄😛 This content is the medicine we need urgently 😁😝😁

  • @kristimeyers2221
    @kristimeyers2221 Год назад

    PLEASE DO A PART THREE!!

  • @ag9422
    @ag9422 3 года назад +5

    Seriously funny!! Definitely have experienced all of these at one point with my daughter!

  • @MoogieB
    @MoogieB 3 года назад +15

    This makes me so glad I stopped with 2 children!! Of course MY toddlers never acted like that. 🤣😂😁💞

  • @shakkalakkas
    @shakkalakkas 3 года назад

    Please make more parts! I do agree with the other comments.. If wifes were toddlers. 👌🏻🤣

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 3 года назад

    Heidi looks friggin AWESOME!!!

  • @pattriceillguth4208
    @pattriceillguth4208 3 года назад +2

    The foam is so true. I have 5 kids and all of this is so so so true.

  • @faithtaylor6706
    @faithtaylor6706 3 года назад +1

    Haha, I have the same chip mug from Beauty and the Beast. Love it! And, I love these videos. They always brighten my day on my breaks during work. Even as a toddler teacher, I can relate to these so much!

  • @MomLife-wb3qr
    @MomLife-wb3qr 2 года назад +1

    This is so incredibly accurate it makes me feel better about mom life 😂

  • @TripNWithRed
    @TripNWithRed 3 года назад +2

    Lol. This is hilarious and incredibly accurate.

  • @dawnsutherland3461
    @dawnsutherland3461 3 года назад +1

    So hilarious.Love your videos .Makes my day .

  • @cutiebm
    @cutiebm 3 года назад

    Probably my favorite video so far.

  • @lizzdoe2821
    @lizzdoe2821 3 года назад +1

    How is this so accurate!!!!!! But I would love to know how to even get husbands to put on a nice white collar shirt PERIOD!!!😂

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 3 года назад

    Only parents could truly appreciate this lol.

  • @rbldiver9906
    @rbldiver9906 3 года назад +2

    Love that you're in FoCo. I was just at Canino's with my family on Saturday! Delicious place!

  • @kj9815
    @kj9815 3 года назад

    The bread!😂😂😂 my kids do that all the time!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Sproutopia7345
    @Sproutopia7345 3 года назад

    I’m laughing so hard🤣🤣 Thanks for part 2!!

  • @ritasmith9553
    @ritasmith9553 3 года назад

    HISSSSSSS --- STERICAL !!! Good one, you two!

  • @britaneelilly8147
    @britaneelilly8147 3 года назад +1

    Comedy gold. Heidi you look amazing! I was not that energetic after my 3rd baby. haha

  • @shawnaday1354
    @shawnaday1354 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely love you both! I work in a hospital and it gets super stressful. I just want to meet you both and have margaritas and laugh 😂.

  • @stevemoore5053
    @stevemoore5053 3 года назад

    Love y'all, keep up the great work !👍👍👍

  • @carlyrose94
    @carlyrose94 3 года назад

    So funny! Thank you for the laughs!

  • @agirlwithamind1
    @agirlwithamind1 Год назад

    It’s snowing! That styrofoam stuff is a parent’s arch nemesis. It must leave the premises immediately upon opening. Completely accurate.

  • @jaykayzed5213
    @jaykayzed5213 3 года назад +27

    Other than the first bit, I see nothing unusual or inaccurate about this referring to grown men. The part about the bread especially hit home! My friends wife will make a huge feast, and all us guys will destroy an entire loaf of bread....

  • @ruthcaperchione4103
    @ruthcaperchione4103 3 года назад

    Working at a daycare is all of this (replace cat food with food off the floor), times 20. Spot on 👏🏻, and hilarious!

  • @jerridavis6462
    @jerridavis6462 3 года назад

    One of your best videos ever! Hilarious!!!!!

  • @Lindasinish
    @Lindasinish 3 года назад

    Heidi is the BEST!

  • @user-et1vo3kh8s
    @user-et1vo3kh8s 3 года назад

    😂😂😂 this is amazing... Especially the bathroom scenario.

  • @meganroberts8721
    @meganroberts8721 3 года назад

    Wonderful video clip, can't wait to see the next one

  • @dennisfant2620
    @dennisfant2620 3 года назад +3

    I'm divorced, and do some of this with my buddies and girlfriend.. 55 year old too. I don't think we ever grow out of it.. These crack me up. Good job !!!🤣

  • @christysdeals4u
    @christysdeals4u 2 года назад

    this is gold.. i think this is my fav.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cat1therian321
    @cat1therian321 3 года назад

    The cat food got me 😂

  • @johngaskill5432
    @johngaskill5432 3 года назад

    I had to pause the video because my face hurt and I couldn't stop laughing. My 4 y/o would be good friends with whichever kid inspired most of these.