The pinnacle of automotive engineering is here
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2023
- Big thanks to @nekxstxzis for the music. Make sure to check out his songs.
As the end of the internal combustion era approaches, we at BMW M GmbH have constructed a tribute to the legacy of the petrol engine.
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BMW-M Rock is so perfect...
Just like the killdozer
I underestimated After-School Sweets Club's Cath-Palug🔥🔥🗿
dude which song is used in the vid?
@@lucas_evans2207 it’s in the description
music is great bro keep it up
this video could be split into two parts:
1: the greatest car promotion video ever
2: rock.
Those are the same part.
nah bmw is trash.
Don't you mean the best car promotion video ever as well as a video about some old (and new) BMWs?
@@bastixwhat?
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No, I was not paid by BMW to make this ☹. I just picked the first marque that came to my head. If the stars were a little different we would have had the Alfa Romeo Brick.
he is teasing the sequel
Bravissimo!
To be fair, an alfa does have a few common traits with a brick.
Both don't move.
This video was crazy good. You could have legitimately made this for BMW and it gave chills for some reason. Even if it was the BMW rock reveal
No, we need to see what the competition has to offer now
"Turn signal subscription starts $499 a month."
Perfection
The rock, brilliant. The turn signal subscription, reality encapsulated with German perfection.
i didn't notice at first but damn
A true bmw classic
*That’s the real German quality! Engineered with care.*
This is true innovation, so far BMWs didn't have turn signals at all.
I love how the grill is drawn on with permanent marker. True weight saving innovations here.
The pinnacle of German Engineering
Still looks better than the pig-snout grilles on recent BMW models.
@@quillmaurer6563 I came here to make sure someone said this. It needs to be said repeatedly until BMW comes to their senses!
@@sadlerbw9 Not just BMW but all the companies that are having such ugly oversized grilles (the majority of which is blocked off internally) and no front bumper. I feel like Lexus (and Toyota to a lesser extent) was the pioneer and worst offender of this trend, but others followed along. Though fortunately the past few model years seem to be starting to tone it down a little. Some are starting to tone down the jagged edginess as well.
gotta have weight savings on you 10 ton boulder
can we talk about that clean transition at 0:36 real quick
fr
always gotta to remind us that he doesn't shitpost because he has to
@@stagiestpizza he shitposts because he can not because he has to
*That’s some real Adobe Ae Peter McKinnon shit.*
Seriously, I'm impressed.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles... truly the pinnacle of innovation
The pioneers will ride again.
I was waiting for this comment.
Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza, for you and me
they will ride a couple of miles until their check engine light comes on
@@antlionworkerfan2007 don't forget the Diet Dr. Kelp!
That scares me is that before the joke comes in, it is legitimately better than most modern car ads
In what way?
A boulder going 174 MPH is terrifying.
"I do not care if this rock is missing its turn signals. When the driver puts his foot on the gas pedal, I want him to shit his pants."
It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock
I'm always suprised by how well made those are before the joke fall like a rock.
At first I was blown away at the production value of a legitimate promotional video
*but does bmw rock rock?🤔*
like a bmw rock
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
@@nathanhempel5135 I am going to lie
"This car is unique because we made people go outside and pick up a rock from the ground."
Love this quote
It's not just a boulder.. IT'S A ROOOCK...!
The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!
This should be an official BMW commercial. I'm sure it will rock their world
the success of BMW would really be set in 'stone'.
@@neekz1031 Both of your comments "Rock!"
Finally, a car that can keep up with these gas prices
Finally Drifting around won't be so fuel consuming
You can find it at any volcano retailer or stone dealer and ride it during a pyroclastic avalanche during an eruption... wait for it.
“If you’re in Europe, sorry; our only dealers are on the outskirts of Naples, somewhere between Messina and Catania, and the island of Stromboli. I hope you like having to drive to Italy and maybe take a ferry or two.”
Worse for me in the US state of Georgia; too long of a drive to Mt. St. Helens.
Until 1:30 this is legitimately one of the most amazing commercials I have ever seen, and afterward it is easily #1
You do some amazing work, keep it up man
The check engine light had me on the floor 1:47 🤣🤣🤣
The BMW M Rock, the pinnacle of mineral chiselling. Paying tribute to the E30 M3, we fitted the BMW M Rock with a stalagmite 4 engine which provides a staggering 290 rockpower at 5200000 years BC and 207 stone-feet of raw unbridled torque at 1700000 years BC, making the M Rock the definitive driving experience - unmatched by any other pebble. Our stonemets managed to show how the stone age truly rolls, with boulder-wheel drive and an eroded cobble weight of only 196 stones, the M Rock can petrify even the most advanced competitors.
- Bavarian Mineral Works - Masonry Division -
This should be pinned. Comment of the day
*but does bmw rock rock?🤔*
Beautiful. Stunning even.
_Masonry Division_ 😂😂😂
Me Grug. Mr think M rock is bad. Grug buy M rock for 5 bag of berry. After 10 sun and 10 moons M rock crack. Grug go to M rock seller. He say Grug need to give 3 bag of berry! That all grug berry saving. Grug try sell but tribe only offer 1 bag of berry. Grug now have no berry and crack M rock!
As a BMW driver, I approve this message. We often get a bad rap, and for good reason.
Learn to use the god damn turn signals, like imagine how helpful it is to let the people behind you know that you are about to turn. Crazy, right? Don't give me that "iTs nOt mAnLy tO uSe TuRn SiGnAl" crap, you aren't more manly for not using your turn signal, you are just annoying.
I don't drive like that because i'm an asshole, I drive like that because I have a reputation to uphold
@@shobleroneE90 Exactly, you get it
@@shobleroneE90 Tell that to the ford transit which a 5 member family used to use, that is currently upside down in a ditch next to the D1. Im sure they are able to understand the fact that you deemed an absolute necessity to cut them off going 110 km/h, making them swerve and crash and die on site because you had the Freebird solo on max volume.
(Translation for low intelligence specimen: This is a joke)
Sorry bud but Audi drivers have stolen your crown.
It’s actually insane how perfect this is. The vocab, transitions, light blurs. Incredible.
that check engine light is so relatable
The first part almost brought me to tears, and when the M-Rock was introduced, I burst into sobs. Truly a beautiful machine. Unironically though, the first part almost made me cry. And the M-Rock is something I don't even doubt that they would do at this point considering what their current design is like (the XM)
there are rumors that designers vomited on the paper after a party and then it was later named XM
Idk what it was about it but it was certainly powerful in some way
@@samobalco5744 Lol
Frrr, I felt the same way brother. Knowing there will never be an engine like the S65 again is genuinely depressing
The first part brought me nostalgia about the past I wish I had.
Real ones know this is a re-upload
Yep, comments work this time.
featuring a fix, for the original had missed an important line
Even real-er ones know this is the second re upload lol
Indeed it is
Considering the fact that I've been looking forward to this all day, and I've seen it re-uploaded twice, means Bosnian has messed up twice. It also means that I get to be a newer comment
That check engine light killed me lol
Look at these lines, that shape, that contour. Carved by nature itself as the ultimate form, the pinnacle of automotive design.
You know what’s the common ground between a rock and a BMW driver?
They both don’t use their signals
I was going to say the IQ, but that works as well.
the difference is that i like rocks
@@lilwyvern4 as a bmw driver i agree
kek
hello redditor
The first half got me lol, I would never have guessed the second part.
Even still, a wonderful video I'm sure BMW themselves would take inspiration from.
Why does this kinda look better than the actual ads car conpanies put out nowdays? The music choice is amazing and the camera Angles is just chefskiss. I would legit buy the rock if i ever saw this ad.
What always gets me about your videos is that you seem to have a perfect, intuitive understanding of how corporations create and produce educational/promotional AV material. Everything about the blocking, camerawork, script, and narration in this is so believably accurate for a longform car promo that it's almost a surprise when the BMW-M Rock appears, despite knowing at all times that there's a joke coming. This and the Roundabout driver's ed video are probably the most impressive parody vids on this site, for the sheer commitment to the bit throughout the entire runtimes.
Anyway, cheers mates, your talent is spectacular and I'm delighted you've chosen to share it with us.
Perhaps he is/was someone who work for actual commercial firms? Or atleast professionally studied them to satarize em for the maximal effect. It's bl0ody superb either way
I was legit not paying attention, half thinking "is this the ad, when is the video going to start?" Till the rock dropped.
I felt like the drop wasn't that funny but the buildup and the production is hilarious, well done again. What a legend.
If BMW is going to copyright strike this video we know this wil be canon
Did they copyright strike any of them? I thought they werent that type of company.
@@blocksource4192 I don't know too many specifics, but the stereotypes of them - and if their owners are anything like their target audience - would make me think they would be the right to throw trademark litigation at stuff like this.
@@quillmaurer6563 I own a BMW and love it every day, to me, I have been to their facilities several times, and to me, they seem much more like the chill type of company. They treat their customers really well too so it would blow my mind for them to do something like this over an obviously satire internet video.
@@blocksource4192 Ah, you'd know more than me. I'm trying to think of what car company would get butthurt over this? Probably Ferrari, they are super protective over the exclusivity and snobbishness of their brand.
@@quillmaurer6563 After some short googling, Jaguar sued someone for modding a car. Could be them lol.
i was actually getting hyped for all the cars shown, BMW-M Rock included
As an owner of 2 limestone boulders, I am glad I can finally upgrade! My old igneous wouldn't work, but I have been guaranteed that this one will!
This appears to be high-end granite. Actually come to think of it the Granite edition is more utilitarian-focused while the top-end Limestone trim level is more refined luxury. The Igneous (pumice) version is the stripped-down lightweight racing version. I just don't recommend the base-model Sandstone variant, it has a reputation for crumbling apart after a few drives.
Didnt expect a part 2 so quick
Greqt job👍
this is really the next step for vehicle manufacturing, i really wonder what other brands are going to come up with to compete with the legendary and revolutionary Bavarian Motor Works M-Rock
Mercedes-AMG Galvanized Steel Pipe (Pipe 63 AMG)
Introducing the all-new Audi RSTree Quattro
@@BosnianApeSociety [metal pipe falling sfx]
Bugatti Chiron Sports Broom, it can fly at Mach 3 on top of that.
@@BosnianApeSocietyFord Anglia 3 Cylinder Inline 39 BHP Brick.
Price starts at 199 yen.
Finally a car for Dwayne 💪🏻
I love how the camera angles and sequences feel like a bmw ad. The bit where the rock accelerates through the pack to the front was so on point.
Finally we've recreated the lost technology of our pioneers
It's not a boulder! *sniffs* It's a rock!
Man even the rock has the check engine light on
Man, the production quality has gone up since the days of GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh.
Damn man you didn't have to wake wake up my sadness with that I.C.E. statement. I was starting to forget
only 90's kids remember part 1 and 2
I thought this was going to be an advertisement for BMW introducing their new electric vehicles until the BMW Rock pulled onto the scene the same way I envisioned rocks when I was 6 in the backyard.
As a German, I can confirm that this is the pinnacle of automotive engineering and a tribute car that is perfection.
this is honestly their highest-quality video ever - it somehow brought a tear to my eye as I realised IC engines will soon be taken over.
Gonna be fun watching these drive by late at night at high speeds in the middle of the city while ignoring every single red light
"The pioneers used to ride these bad boys for miles. Grab yours today. BMW."
As just person, i loved M-Rock.
As BMW enjoyer, i loved it even more.
bro dropped the hardest car edit and thought we would ignore a thriving trout comunity in south america
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles"
“We made people go outside”
Heartless monsters
The bmw heated seats subscription reference lolol 2:20
You truly have captured the essence of BMW here. Exquisitely done.
this is like the 3rd upload of this.
anyway, my comment from the previous upload (or at least how well i remember it)
at first i wasn't able to tell whether this is a genuine ad for BMW or a shitpost...
then I saw the product and knew that it is neither ad nor shitpost.
it is a masterpiece!
also, turn signals for only 499$ a month? that's a steal!
This is literally 8 year old me at school when the boys are playing with their matchboxes and I forgot mine at home.
"We always ain to make a driver's short time on earth a little more special"😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Truly revolutionary. Never done before. Brave. Awe inspiring.
It will truly etch its mark on the cave walls of history.
A BMW with a turning signal subscription(or turn signals) definitely never done before.
this video is:
✅ Heartwarming
✅ Life-changing
✅ Useful
✅ Calming
✅ Informative
✅ Inspiring
✅ Other
You forgot about
✅ Rock
✅️ 🪨
Guys, your renders are getting better with each video. Keep up the great work!
Also, I am facing a slight problem recently. Starting from last week, every time I send my cousin to school, he always ended up getting attacked by a United States Navy BB-63 Iowa Class battleship firing a salvo of AP Mark 8 16-inch shells from all of her 9 main guns followed by a BGM-109 Tomahawk cruise missile to ensure the target (Me!) is deleted. I tried to use the Dutch Goalkeeper CIWS on my Audi R26 Avant but the shells caused my car and me inside it to stop existing the moment I dropped him off. My Leclerc MBT is also useless trying to engage the battleship far out at sea even with the powerful HESH baguette shells.
My cousin keeps complaining that respawning is annoying. I agree with him as well. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!
i also am facing this probelm has anyone found a solutino yet???
More details required: how many MiG-31 high altitude high speed interceptors do you have available to upgrade to carry hypersonic cruise missiles? You *may* be able to beat the traffic if you annihilate it before it even knows you've opened the garage...
...parking could be a problem tho.
The Narwhal class experimental SSN is an extremely quite nuclear submarine. It should be easily able to sneak up upon the now antique Iowa class.
Have you tried taking a swig of your Sweet Baby Ray's?
throw a rock
if it doesn't work, throw a bigger rock
repeat until rock is big enough
The age of internal combustion is coming to a close. Soon, the exhaust notes of a three-liter straight six at seven thousand RPM will become a memory of a bygone era. E30. E36. E46. E90. These designations will be forever etched in history as the most legendary cars ever made. From the timeless perfection of the M3 Sport Evolution to the unmistakable power of the M3 GTS, only the greatest has come out of Munich: brash, yet refined, revolutionary, yet familiar. Just as Michelangelo chiseled life out of marble, we have machined life out of metal for over a century. Be it the dullest moments of everyday life or the most prestigious and awe-inspiring apexes of motorsport history, BMW is a constant factor. We always aim to make a driver's short time on earth a little more special. This next chapter of BMW history is no different. Change may be inevitable. But that doesn't mean we can't embrace something while it lasts. As the internal combustion engine takes its last breaths, it would only be right to make a final tribute to the petrol engine. A truly analog car that conveys nothing but raw visceral emotion. Just you and a car, floating though the cold infinity of time and space. Today, we invite you to experience the BMW-M Rock. Featuring exquisite coachwork by Pininfarina, each Rock is truly unique because we made people go outside and pick up a rock from the ground. Featuring a naturally-aspirated inline-six producing 503 Horsepower, and a six-speed manual transmission from ZF, the BMW-M Rock can achieve a top speed of 174 mph and a 0-60 of 3.6 seconds. With this untamable power under the hood, the BMW-M Rock will be able to tailgate people and sporadically change lanes for no reason with maximum efficiency. The BMW-M Rock represents the absolute pinnacle of automobile design, and its expression of pure ecstasy and elation is carved in stone. Six cylinders, two kidney grilles, three letters. The ultimate driving machine.
Turn signal subscription starts at $499 a month. BMW, Sheer Driving Pleasure.
Even better the second time
I keep coming back to this video for the goosebumps I get at 0:47 and the headlights appear at the bass drop
loved the check engine light LOL, good ad for the XM
A truly unbelievable mile-stone from BMW, they are as solid as stone 💪💪💪
We can ride this bad boy for miles
w reference
You can find it at any volcano retailer or stone dealer and ride it during a pyroclastic avalanche during an eruption... wait for it.
Real one's will remember the original upload(s)
the split of tone, it starts off serious and I thought it was an actual tribute, then just a rock comes out of no where. I can't stop laughing
My favourite line : Top speed of one hundred and seventy ore (four). The Bosnian always has brilliant scripts.
We should start a gofundme or something to show this magnificent Rock to the masses on prime time TV
Yex
this car rocks out.
If this was shown on TV. I would totally buy another BMW because of this advert.
bro youtube keeps reccomending this video to me its just too good.
As Mr. Bob of Sponge once said, "It's not just a boulder. It's a Rock."
A perfect car for a geologist like me!
Any time I hear 'perfection' when it comes to the old bmws I instantly get reminded of the bumper just falling off of an e30 at the parking lot at my local fucking supermarket. I cried.
This brings a whole new meaning to “rock n roll”
Yeah
Love the simplistic design. Less stuff to break in the long run, a dependable rock for sure.
It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!
No sense, Yet so serious. I love it.
Look at the body styling on that beauty. Clean, sharp, aerodynamic, agressive.
Oh, and yeah the cars look kinda nice too.
“The BMW-M Rock will be able to tailgate people and sporadically change lanes for no reason with maximum efficiency” 💀
Im deceased💀
1:49
Engine light ☠️
Thought this was an advert for BMW it was done that well, then a rock appeared and shit got serious. Top vid
I love how before the rock is introduced, the video comes off as a legitimate ad for BMW, slick production values, pretentious dialogue, and all.
Best feature is that if you park them for a decade or two, by the time you come back, it'll have been upgraded with a new stylish green color, exterior floor mats all around, etc. They really know what we customers want.
He went into complete radio silence for 6 months only to drop this masterpiece of a car advertisement when we least expected.
Well done BosnianApeSociety, well done.
Truly a new generation of vehicles
Turn signal subscription is so on point
Truly rocking
No matter how good the animation, you can’t make the latest BMW not look ugly.
(The rock, however, is engineered perfection)
i love the old title moree
"the pinnacle of automobile is here"
Yet another stepping stone to simply riding on 120mm Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilizing, Discarding Sabot-Tracer Rounds to our destinations. The future looks bright and shiny, like tungsten impacting a parking lot
this has no business hitting that hard
amazing masterpiece as per usual 😍
"and sporadically change lanes for no reason with maximum efficiency"
That is a quality that i want in a car!...
I work for BMW and I can confirm we have developed this.
Does anyone realized BAS changed the thumbnail with a yellow Honda?
To those who are worried about ICE being no more, I've got good news. Toyota had been experimenting with Hydrogen fueled internal combustion engine since 2021, stress testing it in 24hr endurance races. The best part is that, if what they said is true, it can be used on any ICE engines that can be found today.
In fact, to show their project, they revived an AE86 and turned it into carbon neutral, feeding it H2 while still using its original 4AGE engine.
Currently, they're experimenting with liquid H2 so they can store more of the fuel into the car instead of carrying large bottles of gas.
Which all sounds great on paper, but storage and transportation of H2 remains very expensive and problematic - both in large infrastructure and at the individual vehicle level. It's the leakiest of all possible combustion fuels, even more so when stored at higher pressures. It can be done, it's just really expensive and requires a lot of precision and durability. Toyota is also the only large company working on it and while I have faith in their engineers, that's hardly a path to widespread adoption.
It can be used in any ICE vehicle, but at what conversion cost? Retrofits are development heavy, every single one is unique and we've got a lot of models to accommodate.
Battery electric will likely win this one, with some niche exceptions.
Why is this honesty better set up that 90% of bmw marketing now
This video is just so satisfying, even though it’s a parody of car commercials, it’s a extremely good video all on its own. Everything car ads wish they could be. Bravo, already in debt from my turn signal subscription.
how nice it would be though to not have to worry about the paint chipping